1 00:00:03,294 --> 00:00:05,212 - Who wants the last dumpling? - Ooh, me. 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,297 Penny, a moment. 3 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:09,550 We just had Thai food. 4 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:13,512 In that culture, the last morsel is called the krengjai piece. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:19,601 And it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group. 6 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:27,401 Thank you all for this high honor. 7 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:32,364 I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating. 8 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:40,789 All right, honey, if we're gonna make the movie, we should go. 9 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,961 This may be hard for you to hear... 10 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,964 ...but when I say "honey," I mean my fiancée. 11 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,802 Yeah, well, now it means her. 12 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:57,723 It's okay if he wants to come. 13 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,142 Fine. But next time, we get a sitter. 14 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,563 - I gotta to work. I'll walk down with you. - Wait. 15 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,941 Uh, which is closer to the new train store in Monrovia? 16 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,194 The movie theater or The Cheesecake Factory? 17 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,321 Neither of them are close. 18 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:15,157 I guess it doesn't matter which one of you drives me. 19 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,410 Let's play a fun guessing game to see who gets to take me. 20 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:23,290 All right. This four-letter word describes either a printer's type size... 21 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,626 ...or a compulsion to eat dirt. 22 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:30,506 - Okay, I'm not driving him. - Penny, don't give up, you can get this. 23 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,594 Aren't you going with Sheldon? 24 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,765 No, I have no interest in model trains, stores that sell them... 25 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,476 ...nor their heart-breaking clientele. 26 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:47,022 Oh, well, I have some work to do, so... 27 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,067 I can't imagine that would disturb me. Carry on. 28 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:55,572 Okay. Wouldn't you be more comfortable at home? 29 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,745 Not really, no. 30 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,250 Alrighty then. I guess I'll just get started. 31 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,502 Please, I don't need the running commentary. 32 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,132 - Amy? - Yo. 33 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:58,969 - You okay? - Oh, sure. 34 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,974 - I thought you were reading. - I was. 35 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,560 Now I'm thinking about what I read. 36 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,534 You all right, Leonard? You seem very uncomfortable. 37 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,245 I... I'm fine. 38 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,497 Should I go? 39 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,000 I've been told sometimes I overstay my welcome. 40 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,212 What...? Who told you that? 41 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:37,466 Well, most recently, my gynecologist. 42 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:45,265 Oh, you stay as long as you'd like. 43 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,686 I'm glad to hear you say that because I'm having a wonderful time. 44 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:53,982 Hmm. I said the same thing to my gynecologist. 45 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,657 What are you gonna get at the train store, Sheldon? 46 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:03,450 Oh, I'm not buying anything. 47 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,452 They're having a lecture. 48 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,579 "HO gage railroading. 49 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:11,208 Half the size of O gage, but twice the fun." 50 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:14,586 It's a very controversial topic. 51 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:18,340 - Which side do you come down on? - I'll let you know after tonight. 52 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:21,301 Unlike some people, I'm going in with an open mind. 53 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,262 Who am I kidding? 54 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:26,431 Of course we all know it's O gage or no gage. 55 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:30,519 Can you believe grown men sit around and play with toy trains? Heh. 56 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,271 That's big talk... 57 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:35,899 ...for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house. 58 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:41,113 First of all, they're not tricks. They're illusions. 59 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,200 Secondly, when we get married, they're all going up in the attic... 60 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,619 ...so you can have that closet for clothes. 61 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,622 Why would I keep clothes at your mother's house? 62 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,165 Well, don't think of it that way. 63 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,376 Once we move in, it'll be our house. 64 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,919 Is she moving out? 65 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,880 Why would she move out? It's her house. 66 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,927 Hang on. You seriously think I'm gonna live with your mother? 67 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,804 Howard, I think I can help here. 68 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,099 Yes, Bernadette, that's exactly what he thinks. 69 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,144 Why not? It's a great house, plenty of room. 70 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,273 If we have kids, Mom's there to help. When she tells "The Three Little Pigs"... 71 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,734 ...she actually has hair on her chinny chin chin. 72 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:25,157 I'm not gonna live with your mother. Not now, not ever. 73 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,618 Wow, someone obviously has some mommy issues. 74 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,372 Raj, take me home. 75 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,875 Don't listen to her. Go to the movie theater. 76 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,169 - Take me home now. - Movie theater. 77 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:42,382 Okay, everybody, calm down. There is a simple solution here. 78 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,217 Raj, take me to the train store... 79 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:47,137 ...and then I don't care what you people do. 80 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,270 How was your shower? 81 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,106 Good, good. 82 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,860 Just out of curiosity, what time do you usually go to bed? 83 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,821 Oh, I'm up all night. I'm like a possum. 84 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:09,701 Boy, you were not liked in high school, were you? 85 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,121 - Not really. Is that my yearbook? - Mm-hm. 86 00:06:13,289 --> 00:06:15,332 "Dear Leonard, you're really good at science. 87 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,960 Maybe one day you'll come up with a cure for being a dork." 88 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,381 It wasn't spray-painting a lightning bolt on my briefcase. 89 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,967 - I can tell you that. - If it makes you feel any better... 90 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,303 ...the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother. 91 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:29,471 Aw. 92 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,975 "Dear Amy, self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom." 93 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:40,065 Well, you can add Jerry's Junction to the list of train stores... 94 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,402 ...Sheldon Cooper will never set foot in again. 95 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:48,031 - Rough night, Casey Jones? - You don't know the half of it. 96 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:52,160 It was billed as a lively give-and-take on the merits of model-train sizes. 97 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,829 But it was actually a set-up... 98 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:58,333 ...to intimidate weak-minded, spineless rubes into buying HO starter sets. 99 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,711 - What's in the bag? - I don't wanna talk about it. 100 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,799 But it's not a spine, I'll tell you that. 101 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,845 I had a delightful evening. We should do this again sometime. 102 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,805 Uh, sure. That'd be nice. 103 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,641 Glad to hear it. I need someone to accompany me to the wedding... 104 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,185 ...of Dr. Moranelli and Dr. Gustufson this Friday. 105 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,564 They're kind of the Brad and Angelina of the Primatology Department. 106 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:23,150 - Wouldn't you rather bring Sheldon? - I would... 107 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,694 ...but the last wedding we went to was a disaster. 108 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,905 - He behaved like a child the entire time. - It's not my fault. 109 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:32,409 You said there'd be other scientists there my age. 110 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,873 Doesn't matter. You're out. He's in. 111 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,125 No date to the prom, two dates to a wedding. 112 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,586 Hmm, how times change. 113 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,217 Ha, ha, you have to go to a wedding. 114 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,307 I'll get it. 115 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,934 - Could you get it? - I said I'm getting it! 116 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:01,354 - Fine, I'll get it. - I got it! 117 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,608 Oh, hi. 118 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,026 Hey. 119 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,360 I don't wanna fight. 120 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,364 I was just surprised when you sprung the living-with-your-mom stuff on me. 121 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:15,827 Yeah, well, I'm sorry I didn't run it by you first. 122 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,622 I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! 123 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:21,333 We don't need bugs! 124 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,211 The bugs only come here... 125 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,172 ...because you're their queen! 126 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,510 Listen, how about this? 127 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:35,222 Before we make any decision about where we live, we have a trial run. 128 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,974 You know, stay here for a weekend, see what it's like. 129 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,644 - Your mom would be okay with that? - Sure, she would. 130 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,438 Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend? 131 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,316 Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free... 132 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,902 ...who am I to say no? 133 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,239 See? She's good with it. 134 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:57,619 Frankly, after all your sleepovers with the little brown boy... 135 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,497 ...a girl is a big relief. 136 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,009 All these years, I've been so wrong. 137 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:17,931 The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun. 138 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,852 You're a brain scientist. 139 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,314 Can you explain why a brilliant man likes playing with toy trains? 140 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,817 Not without cutting his head open, no. 141 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,821 How about making my eyes like Cleopatra? 142 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,781 Really? For a wedding? 143 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,450 You're right. My cheek bones and beckoning pelvis... 144 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:40,245 ...already have a certain "Hello, sailor" quality. 145 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,164 I'm ready. 146 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,958 Aw. 147 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,544 So handsome. 148 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,837 Like James Bond. 149 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:53,550 Better than James Bond because he's tinier. 150 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,053 I got you this to give to me. 151 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,766 Oh, sweetie, guests don't normally wear corsages to a wedding. 152 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,310 That's more of a prom thing. 153 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,644 I never went to my prom. 154 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:09,024 My mom paid my cousin to take me but he just used the money to buy drugs. 155 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,860 Put the corsage on her. 156 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,282 Amy, this is for you, heh. 157 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,661 When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist. 158 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:28,043 All aboard. Woo-woo! 159 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:33,256 It's official. I'm an HO trainiac. 160 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,553 So dinner went nice. 161 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,555 Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 162 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,684 Does your mother always cut your meat for you? 163 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,480 Only when it's fatty. 164 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,566 Well, don't be jealous, babe. 165 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,943 Someday, you'll get to cut it for me. 166 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,031 Bernadette, I found the extra head for the Water Pik... 167 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,699 ...if you wanna use it. 168 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,035 I'm okay, Mrs. Wolowitz. 169 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:06,706 You sure? I just squirted half a brisket out of my teeth. 170 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,459 Hey, Ma, how about a little privacy? 171 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,797 Oh, I know what that means. Hubba-hubba. 172 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:18,176 - Oh, God. - Relax, it'll be fine. 173 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,678 - Okay. - Heh. 174 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,222 Let me know when you're done canoodling. 175 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,641 Mommy needs a foot rub. 176 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,605 Do a little dance 177 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,399 Make a little love 178 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:36,277 Get down tonight 179 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,780 Do a little dance 180 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,448 Make a little love 181 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,783 Get down tonight 182 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,243 Would you like to dance? 183 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,663 No, thank you. I'm really not much of a dancer. 184 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,584 You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist, either. 185 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:57,966 I'm sorry. The bride and groom seem happy. 186 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,136 Why shouldn't they be? They have a feverish night... 187 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,305 ...of socially-approved copulation ahead of them. 188 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,017 In some cultures, we'd stand outside their room... 189 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,395 ...cheering as they achieved orgasm. 190 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,983 That sounds like a late night, and I have work in the morning, so... 191 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,571 Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. 192 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,324 You're not holding up your end of the evening. 193 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,994 I'm sorry. This wedding just reminds me... 194 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,456 ...of my kind-of-sort-of girlfriend 9000 miles away. 195 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,417 I have a kind-of-sort-of boyfriend playing with a model train right now. 196 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,003 You don't hear me bitching about it. 197 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,718 A word of advice. Moody self-obsession is only attractive... 198 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,305 ...in men who can play guitar and are considerably taller than you. 199 00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,308 I'm not moody, I'm fun. 200 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,186 Do you have any evidence to support that statement? 201 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:54,063 Well, hey, I'm just as much fun as you are. 202 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,441 Really? Are you willing to draw a mustache... 203 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,402 ...on your finger as a conversational icebreaker? 204 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,321 I am. 205 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,910 Okay, fine. What do you suggest? 206 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:10,538 We just had a lovely meal. 207 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:14,167 The band is on fire. 208 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,046 And you're sitting next to a beautiful woman wearing whorish makeup. 209 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,591 Why don't we head out on the floor... 210 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,427 ...and see if I can sweat through these dress shields? 211 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,388 Once again, I'm really not much of a dancer. 212 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:31,100 Don't worry, I'll lead. 213 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,175 Howard? 214 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,639 - Ready for bed? - No. I need to brush my teeth... 215 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,559 ...but your mother's been in the bathroom for an hour. 216 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,436 Oh, yeah, she sometimes has problems doing her business. 217 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,980 Hang on, ahem. 218 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,439 Ma, give up! 219 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,234 Tonight's not your night! 220 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,654 You don't know that, I just sat down! 221 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,447 Come on, take a break. 222 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,700 Bernadette needs to brush her teeth. 223 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,662 She can come in and brush her teeth. I'm not embarrassed. 224 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,331 Problem solved. 225 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,086 No, it's not. I'm not going in there. 226 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:43,673 Oh, come on, honey. She's just sitting in there reading a magazine. 227 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,426 You can't see anything. I go in all the time. 228 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,347 Ha! The eagle has landed. 229 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,145 And we have splash down. 230 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,150 Wait here. I'm gonna go light a candle. 231 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,653 And then we make passionate love. 232 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,622 - There we go, last floor. - I just can't figure out what happened. 233 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,207 I put my left leg in, I took my left leg out. 234 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:22,378 I put my left leg in, and something just snapped. 235 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,381 The Hokey-Pokey is a young man's game. 236 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,009 I did have a great time. 237 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,596 Thank you for reminding me it's okay to have fun once in a while. 238 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,181 You're welcome. 239 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,224 Also for breaking the head off the ice swan... 240 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,186 ...so I could hold it against my pulled groin. 241 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,688 I excel at spatial reasoning, and I had a hunch... 242 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:44,359 ...that the graceful slope of its neck would cradle your genitals nicely. 243 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,863 Well, okay. Again, thank you. 244 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,449 And again, you're welcome. 245 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:56,537 - Wanna come in, have a cup of tea? - No, I'm gonna head home. 246 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,706 Okay, well, good night. 247 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,416 Good night. 248 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,676 Ames, hi. How was the wedding? 249 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:13,972 Great. Until I accidentally made Leonard fall in love with me. 250 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,811 Come in, let's talk. 251 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,313 Do you want a glass of wine? 252 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,565 Wine is one of the reasons I'm in this fix. 253 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,067 That and this dang pelvis. 254 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,030 Okay, I'm sorry, what exactly happened? 255 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,784 The inevitable. He was lonely and vulnerable from missing his girlfriend. 256 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,370 While I was charming, supportive, and let's face it... 257 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:41,165 ...in this dress, the perfect combination of Madonna and whore. 258 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:46,254 - Oh, God, did he make a move on you? - No, but it's only a matter of time. 259 00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,715 How could I have not seen this coming? 260 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:52,051 Now I'm gonna have to break the little sad sack's heart. 261 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,221 I'm sure he'll be okay. 262 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,181 Oh, Penny. Much as I would treasure knowing... 263 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,350 ...the two of us had been defiled by the same man... 264 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,686 ...Leonard just doesn't get my motor running. 265 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,694 So, um, what are you gonna do? Do you want me to talk to Leonard? 266 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,947 - Let him down easy. - No. I'll let him have tonight. 267 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,116 I'll send him an e-mail... 268 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,286 ...letting him know this body is never gonna be his wonderland. 269 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,915 I mean, frankly, you've got a better shot than he does. 270 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,720 Leonard, check it out. 271 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,889 I bought an N gage locomotive. 272 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,016 Half the size of HO. 273 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,435 Look, it fits in my mouth. 274 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,938 Sounds like you had a great night. 275 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,066 I did. 276 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,610 - How was yours? - Not bad. 277 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,279 I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would. 278 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,532 - What do you mean by that? - It turns out she really knows... 279 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,285 ...how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. 280 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,164 Although, truth be told, my groin's a little worse for wear. 281 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,792 Ow! 282 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,172 - Why'd you do that? - To send a message. 283 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,591 She is not for you. 284 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,177 - What? - Not for you. 285 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,856 Good morning, handsome. 286 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,776 Morning, Mom. 287 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,572 It's me. 288 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,369 Yes, it is. And you're so pretty in the morning. 289 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,164 Your mom and I made you breakfast. 290 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,751 Oh, wow, heh, so you guys are getting along? 291 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,545 Yeah, I guess. 292 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:54,465 We're very different people, Howard, so communication's a little tricky. 293 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,843 Does he like the pancakes? 294 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,053 He didn't try them yet! 295 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,351 - Is there any butter? Heh. - It's butter-flavored syrup. 296 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,019 So? What's the word? 297 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,147 He wants butter! 298 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,859 It's butter-flavored syrup! 299 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,695 I just told him that! 300 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,869 I don't need any butter. 301 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,080 If you want butter, I'll get you butter. 302 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,212 Well, I guess I'll cut these by myself.