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<i>Previously on</i> Awkward.

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<i>You could disappear
and no one would notice.</i>

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I like you,

4
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I'm just not sure
I'm ready to be in a relationship.

5
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I saw a girl get out
of Matty's truck.

6
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I think he's hooking up
with someone else.

7
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The reason I keep bringing up our kiss
is because I like like you.

8
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I don't want to be friends.
I want to be more.

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<i>Over the course of my life, there were
a few things I had learned to assume.</i>

10
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<i>If I was trying to look sexy,</i>

11
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<i>something would inevitably
be stuck in my teeth.</i>

12
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<i>Berry was not my friend.</i>

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<i>And if given the opportunity,
my mom would embarrass me.</i>

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Do you think this push-up bra
is doing its job?

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Yes,

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but just give it the day off.

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What is the single most important thing
we've learned from french women?

18
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Don't let your mom near your face?

19
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Always put up your best feature.

20
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And since you refuse
to show off your belly.

21
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We'll have to go with your lips.

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- Rub it together.
- Nice lips.

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<i>One thing
I didn't have to assume anymore,</i>

24
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<i>my status with Matty.</i>

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<i>We were clearly together.</i>

26
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<i>And he was not a vegetarian.</i>

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Stop it.

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You think he's gonna ask you
to formal?

29
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Jeez Louise.

30
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This is a barbecue.

31
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Who put out the formal... napkins?

32
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So good.

33
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So, what color of dress
are you wearing at the dance?

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- Peach.
- Black.

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- Peach.
- Son, I know you're a good kid.

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Even though
Jenna's still my little girl,

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I want her to have fun.

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<i>Thankfully,
my dad always had my back.</i>

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I'm not pushing anything, but...

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if you guys decide to take things
to the next level,

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make sure you wrap up the sausage.

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<i>Assumption was the mother
of all screw-ups.</i>

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<i>Suicide Club</i> presents:

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<i>1x11 - Fateful -</i>

45
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What's up with the lip statement?

46
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I'm just trying something new.

47
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<i>I was no longer that girl.</i>

48
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<i>I was Matty's girl.</i>

49
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<i>And as such, I had to look the part.</i>

50
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It's totally bumass.

51
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We're just not used to being able to see
your lips from across the quad.

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Greena.

53
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I want to go to formal with you.

54
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My parents suck.

55
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When I tried to tell them that formals
were American tradition,

56
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"We are Chinese!"

57
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"Chinese people love to party!"

58
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They didn't become a billion-strong
by hanging out in the library.

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A week go, I'd have been uber clummed
to go with Ricky Schwartz.

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But know I'm like la de freakin' da.
I'm so over that jackrad.

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Can't believe I'm the only one going.

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Matty asked you?

63
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- When? Where?
- We want the full play by play.

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It wasn't an official invite, but he asked for
the color of the dress I was wearing.

65
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So it's basically the same thing.
<i>It wasn't.</i>

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<i>But in the 168 hours
since I became Matty's girl</i>

67
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<i>I had grown used to his known
non-sense style.</i>

68
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Someone's getting an invite!

69
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That's for you, T.

70
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What do you say, gorgeous?

71
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I got nothing else to do.

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<i>Even though I was going at Matty,
I had to admit,</i>

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<i>I'd have been down
with a cheestastic invite.</i>

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Will you go to formal with me, Erin?

75
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That's lame.

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You realize that'll probably go bad
by lunch, right?

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I'm willing to risk it.

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I forgot to ask you something.

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Are you a limo girl?

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<i>So it wasn't the big ask.</i>

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<i>But I was definitely a limo girl.</i>

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- I'm cool with whatever.
- So it's cool if we just take my truck?

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That slut pole.

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There's Marcus, g-bye!

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As your friend,
it's my job to tell you

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your plan is retarded.

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You always say that about my plans

88
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but this one is genie in a bottle.

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If Jake sees me with Marcus, he'll get
so jealous and will ask me to formal.

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And then,

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fingers crossed,

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punch Marcus in the face.

93
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I've always wanted two guys
to fight over me.

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LE!

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Melanie will not go
to formal with you.

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Wake up and smell the body spray!

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Clark is gay!

98
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You're welcome!

99
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Yeah, the test was brutal...
I'll see you.

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Put your fingers through my hair
and tell me that I'm pretty.

101
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You're pretty.

102
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I got something for you.

103
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It's the new single from Watson 66.

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Let's Dance? Please tell me it's not
another bad cover of Bowie.

105
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Keep reading.

106
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I already have a date.

107
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Okay...

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He's a lucky guy.

109
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I gotta go.

110
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Screw formal.

111
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What?

112
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I got the heisman from Jenna.
I thought she was into me.

113
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Do you know who she's going with?

114
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No. Sorry, man.

115
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- Did you ask anyone yet?
- Not exactly.

116
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Pull it off.
Let's get drunk.

117
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Blow it off.
Let's get drunk.

118
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All right, dude, fine.

119
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Leave me all alone on a Saturday night
wallowing in a pool of my own bloodin' vomit.

120
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That's real cool.

121
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Now, I do believe you're happy.
You look happy.

122
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Unless you're high.

123
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Have you been rocking the gange, J.?

124
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No, it's just that for once
my life is pretty good and...

125
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And you wanted to thank me.

126
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And I have a boyfriend.

127
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We're soul sisters.
I have a boyfriend too.

128
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Who is he?

129
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No one you know.

130
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He doesn't work at the school here or anything.
That would be grounds for dismissal.

131
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No, he's a...

132
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Farmer.

133
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He's a farmer.

134
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Farmer Bob McDonald.

135
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Okay. I was just asking.

136
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Look at how much progress we've made

137
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in just a few short months.

138
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See,
here is when you got this nasty letter.

139
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This is
when you wore the cameltoe pants.

140
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Those were really dark ages.

141
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Isn't it funny how it almost seems
that your incident was an accident?

142
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It was an accident.

143
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Exactly.

144
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Anywho,
now that you're in your renaissance,

145
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I thought you could choose
your own happy sticker.

146
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I can see you're busy, Val.

147
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I won't come back later.

148
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- No. You, stay.
- Her?

149
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- Me?
- You.

150
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I'll go.

151
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So glad you have a boyfriend, J.!

152
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Way to be normal.

153
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You have two minutes.

154
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I've received
several complaints about you today.

155
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Now,
I know this is falling on deaf ears

156
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but you can't ruin formal
for your fellow students.

157
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More importantly,
you cannot out people.

158
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Please.

159
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When Clarke Stevenson
busted out that pink feathered backpack,

160
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he outed himself.

161
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Melanie should be thanking me.

162
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Of all people, you should understand
how painful it is to be someone's beard.

163
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It is.

164
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Think of you had
someone like me helping you.

165
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You might have been spared
all that heartache and humiliation.

166
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Well, hello, Mr Mischra.

167
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You are correct.
I am in session.

168
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Stop!

169
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No, you stop.

170
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Oh yeah. Yeah.
Well.

171
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I'm hanging up now.

172
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Official school business.

173
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Miss Marks,

174
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while you were on the phone, I've had
time to reflect on the error of my ways.

175
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I don't know
where I'd be without your guidance.

176
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Thank you.

177
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Can you believe how awesometown
Ricky's ask was?

178
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He put so much thought into it.

179
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Sorry.

180
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Am I bragging too much,
considering Matty didn't go all out?

181
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Brag away.

182
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All I care about is
that Matty and I are going together.

183
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The rest of that stuff is just fluff.

184
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Congrats, princess Jenna.

185
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I heard you're on the ballot
for winter formal.

186
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This is a major major.

187
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- Where are you going?
- To tell Ming!

188
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I was just nominated
for sophomore winter formal princess.

189
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Listen. I'm gonna need
to go get a really great dress.

190
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<i>You think
we can do that after school?</i>

191
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<i>Taking that as a yes.</i>

192
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That's a yes.

193
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I am getting a head start
and surprising her with options.

194
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I'm so sorry Lapita,
you're gonna do all the cleaning today.

195
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I always do all the cleaning.

196
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<i>It was the first time
I didn't mind people staring</i>

197
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<i>because it was for the right reasons.</i>

198
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- <i>They admired me.</i>
- I see they printed up new ballots.

199
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Apparently,
there was some last minute changes.

200
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Let me guess.
You're voting for yourself.

201
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At least, you'll get one vote.

202
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<i>As you are now,</i>

203
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<i>you could disappear
and no one would notice.</i>

204
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<i>So not true.
I couldn't disappear.</i>

205
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<i>How did somebody get my letter?</i>

206
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<i>I had assumed my rep as a suicide case
was all but dead.</i>

207
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<i>Your instincts suck.</i>

208
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<i>Second guess them.</i>

209
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<i>Number 4:</i>

210
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When you're pretty you're happy
and clearly you're not happy.

211
00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:08,391
Nobody likes the pitiful.

212
00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,318
Stop being such a drag.

213
00:10:11,238 --> 00:10:12,445
But my stigma was alive.

214
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And kicking me in the ass.

215
00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:37,804
Make out with me.

216
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No way.

217
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Dude!

218
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You're okay?

219
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,861
You're sure you want to be seen
with the biggest looser in school?

220
00:10:54,027 --> 00:10:56,281
The person who wrote the letter
is a looser, not you.

221
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,860
I thought I already have been
through the worst day of my life,

222
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it turns out it was just a warm up.

223
00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:03,145
Think you're having a bad day.

224
00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:06,624
I put myself out there,
asked a girl to formal

225
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:07,890
she said no,

226
00:11:09,576 --> 00:11:11,856
Forget about her,
cause she is a bitch.

227
00:11:11,981 --> 00:11:13,298
A raging bitch.

228
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:16,634
The guy she is going with
has man boobs.

229
00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:19,679
Who are you going with?

230
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,055
<i>It was weird.</i>

231
00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:23,309
<i>Matty still hadn't told Jake
about us.</i>

232
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I'm not even sure
I want to go anymore.

233
00:11:25,276 --> 00:11:28,438
But then who's gonna wear the crown
when you win sophomore princess?

234
00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,149
- Like that's gonna happen.
- I voted for you.

235
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:34,360
I mean, I wouldn't have
but I did it before you turned me down.

236
00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:38,031
- What are you gonna do for about the letter?
- Nothing.

237
00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,867
The damage has already been done.

238
00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,459
Listen, I've been thinking,

239
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,545
what if we blow off the dances
and do something else instead?

240
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,047
Dances are pretty lame, right?

241
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,178
Is that okay?

242
00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:03,848
- Sure.
- Great, meet you at my truck after school.

243
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,861
<i>How could I be Matty's girl
when I was still his secret?</i>

244
00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:13,684
<i>Because I was that girl,</i>

245
00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:16,286
<i>who never stood a chance
of going to the formal.</i>

246
00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:17,891
Just look at the label.

247
00:12:18,016 --> 00:12:20,698
Someone was spreading the rumor
at lunch, but I didn't believe it.

248
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,951
- Until now.
- You were the back up invite?

249
00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:26,029
No, I wasn't just the back up,

250
00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:28,998
I was sloppy fourth.

251
00:12:29,164 --> 00:12:31,584
- I'm sorry, T.
- Are you still gonna go?

252
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,073
Over his dead body.

253
00:12:33,198 --> 00:12:35,254
If it makes you feel any better,
I'm not going either.

254
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:38,062
- Why not?
- Have you seen the ballots?

255
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:39,675
I'm so sorry,

256
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,712
I was so caught up
in this Ricky's scandal

257
00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:44,055
I forgot to vote for you.

258
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,432
Holy shit!

259
00:12:47,474 --> 00:12:50,753
What kind of monster
would do something so Resident Evil?

260
00:12:52,916 --> 00:12:55,358
I'm talking to my friends.

261
00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:00,679
I know you did this,
and your ass is grass.

262
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:01,908
What's the matter?

263
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,248
Did you drink some bad soy milk
this morning?

264
00:13:04,373 --> 00:13:08,029
Stealing someone's personal file
is not only morally corrupt,

265
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,039
it's punishable by expulsion.

266
00:13:10,205 --> 00:13:13,835
And I don't give a hot damn
if your dad built the planetarium.

267
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:17,088
- This time, there will be consequences.
- You're not going to expel me, are you?

268
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,709
Maybe.
Maybe not.

269
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:22,635
But as far as winter formal's concerned,
you won't be going.

270
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,429
But I already have...

271
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,495
Grab that file
and follow me back to my office.

272
00:13:29,552 --> 00:13:30,357
Good.

273
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:33,177
Just wanted to be sure
you were following me.

274
00:13:34,707 --> 00:13:36,732
Welcome to Karmageddon, bitch.

275
00:13:39,139 --> 00:13:40,403
Ricky Schwart's sighting.

276
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,030
- What are you going to do?
- Tell him to go fuck himself.

277
00:13:43,196 --> 00:13:45,950
I will never be anyone's number 4.

278
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,108
I deserve better.

279
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:50,163
I would rather stay home Saturday night,
giving my cat a manicure,

280
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,435
than go to the dance with that idiot.

281
00:13:56,454 --> 00:13:58,212
<i>Tamara did deserve better,</i>

282
00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,089
<i>and she wasn't the only one.</i>

283
00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,510
It's all over.

284
00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:06,929
I told him to take care.

285
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:10,224
There is no recovery from that.
I got to walk it off.

286
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,997
- I don't need a ride.
- Is your mom picking you up?

287
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,000
I would just rather walk home
than go with you.

288
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,045
- Why?
- Because.

289
00:14:39,685 --> 00:14:41,714
I really want to go
to the damn formal.

290
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,084
And I want a limo, and I want you
to dress up in a gorilla suit.

291
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,883
Or surprise me with balloons,

292
00:14:47,008 --> 00:14:49,931
or jump out of a coffin,
I don't know.

293
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,659
Maybe not the coffin,
but I want the big ask.

294
00:14:52,784 --> 00:14:54,685
I don't care if you think it's lame.
It is lame.

295
00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,355
I want to take you.
Your invite is here. Look!

296
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,524
I was going to ask you at lunch,
but then, Jake...

297
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,859
- Why haven't you told him?
- I tried to, but he...

298
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,444
But what?

299
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:04,611
Nothing.

300
00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:06,647
You're pussy.

301
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,773
Take care.

302
00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:18,626
Don't think,

303
00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:21,045
just go with your first instinct!

304
00:15:21,714 --> 00:15:23,631
Which dress
jumps out at you the most?

305
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,132
None.

306
00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:28,010
But... you have no idea
how great they look on.

307
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:29,428
On who?

308
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:30,451
Me.

309
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:33,097
But I was the only one available
to try them on.

310
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:34,870
Of course.

311
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:37,645
'Cause you couldn't wait to see
what I wanted.

312
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:40,231
There's only one person in this room
who looks good in peach,

313
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,691
and who might that be?

314
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,323
But this dress,
it will look really pretty on you.

315
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,617
We just have
to stuff the bust a little.

316
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:54,412
I'm not going to formal,
I don't have a date,

317
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,168
and my nomination was a joke.

318
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,176
Prep your fire zone,
you have blopped guys sixteen times.

319
00:16:09,342 --> 00:16:11,147
'Cause I got the crappy controller.

320
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,169
Dude, can you at least
try not to suck so much?

321
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:19,979
Yeah, I do suck.
That's probably why Jenna rejected me.

322
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,773
You're still talking about it...
You've been bitching about it all day.

323
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,867
Jenna doesn't like you, okay?

324
00:16:26,649 --> 00:16:28,988
- Get over her already.
- What the hell is your problem?

325
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,688
- I can't play, fuck you.
- Then why am I even here?

326
00:16:31,813 --> 00:16:33,117
To be a pain in my ass?

327
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,871
When you'll stop PMSing,
don't bother calling me.

328
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:37,955
Yeah, I won't.

329
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:01,952
<i>I had taken great care
to be the daughter my mom always wanted,</i>

330
00:17:02,326 --> 00:17:04,444
<i>and the girl Matty wanted to be with,</i>

331
00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,319
<i>but along the way,
I lost sight of myself.</i>

332
00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:10,724
<i>It was time to take care of me.</i>

333
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,810
<i>And I wasn't going to sit around
and cry about it.</i>

334
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,206
<i>Okay, maybe a little.</i>

335
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,001
Do you have any TP?

336
00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:26,796
Use these.

337
00:17:27,535 --> 00:17:28,873
Ever been

338
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,842
so into a guy
you thought was into you,

339
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,261
only to find out
he's into someone else?

340
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:37,923
Actually, three someone elses!

341
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,498
Wait, are you that girl

342
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:42,309
with red frizzy hair,

343
00:17:42,434 --> 00:17:44,647
who always wears overalls?

344
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,715
That's Leslie Gainer!

345
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,234
Good, 'cause she...

346
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,630
is seriously nuts, jeez!

347
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,989
I know! She smells like...

348
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:56,367
A litter box!

349
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,069
Can I give you a hug?

350
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,376
I'm not really a hugger.

351
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,859
It's okay,

352
00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:09,097
- I'll do all the work.
- All right.

353
00:18:17,761 --> 00:18:18,762
Bitch!

354
00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:38,824
This is Marcus,
we're going to formal together.

355
00:18:38,949 --> 00:18:41,409
- Hello, Marcus. What's up, man?
- Hey, what's up?

356
00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,935
- Why are you hugging?
- 'Cause we're bros.

357
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,287
No hugging!

358
00:18:46,565 --> 00:18:47,752
What's wrong with hugs?

359
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,253
Are you okay, T?

360
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:50,838
- Were you crying?
- No.

361
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,851
I was ugly crying,
but I got it out of my system.

362
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,835
Be right back.

363
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,238
I've been looking for you.

364
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,193
We should go to the dance together.

365
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,989
- If you still wanna go.
- What happened to your date?

366
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,160
Didn't work out.

367
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,589
It just happens
you have a little competition.

368
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,290
- Really?
- Yeah.

369
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,500
With my mum.

370
00:19:28,573 --> 00:19:30,489
We're gonna catch a movie,

371
00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:33,881
a little mother-son action,
but I think I could blow her off.

372
00:19:34,642 --> 00:19:36,978
I've been seeing a lot of her lately,
and...

373
00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,453
I think it's time for us
to take a break.

374
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,700
Okay, gross.

375
00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:43,099
I'm in.

376
00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,247
I just need to know one thing.

377
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,770
How's your dress?

378
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:49,219
Not peach.

379
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:53,109
<i>I was leaving my Renaissance</i>

380
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,860
<i>and heading into my Golden Age.</i>

381
00:19:55,391 --> 00:19:57,530
<i>'Cause I wasn't that girl anymore,</i>

382
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,824
<i>and I wasn't Matty's girl neither.</i>

383
00:20:07,254 --> 00:20:10,180
<i>I was Jenna Hamilton.</i>

384
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,281
<i>Someone once said that it's choice</i>

385
00:20:17,406 --> 00:20:18,380
<i>not chance,</i>

386
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:20,075
<i>that determines our destiny.</i>

387
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:23,190
<i>My head made the choice
to end things with Matty</i>

388
00:20:23,315 --> 00:20:24,393
<i>but my heart,</i>

389
00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:27,101
<i>my heart was still waiting for
the chance that my head might...</i>

390
00:20:28,513 --> 00:20:29,353
<i>reconsider.</i>

391
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:34,400
- What are you doing here?
- I need you to know something.

392
00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:35,943
Okay, I'm listening.

393
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,453
I love you.

394
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,070
I really love you.

395
00:20:55,741 --> 00:20:56,422
What?

396
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,048
It's okay. We can share.

397
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,718
- You don't have to choose.
- Because we can all share.

398
00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:04,462
This isn't real.

399
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:06,375
This isn't real.

400
00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:07,737
This isn't real.

401
00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:09,518
The ad does seem fake,

402
00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:12,563
and creepy.
"We can all share."

403
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,103
Who wants that?

404
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:17,096
- What are you reading?
- The missed connections in our area.

405
00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:19,712
I'm seeing if anyone was too shy
to ask me to the formal.

406
00:21:19,837 --> 00:21:21,989
But this site is
clearly only for pervs.

407
00:21:22,346 --> 00:21:25,378
God, can you imagine, bumping uglies
while others people watch?

408
00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:27,369
I can.
And it's disturbing.

409
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,005
Are you excited for tonight?

410
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,128
I can't believe you're going
to your first formal without me.

411
00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:34,360
I know.
It's not going to be the same.

412
00:21:34,485 --> 00:21:37,784
Wait, listen to this.
"I've blown it over and over again.

413
00:21:37,909 --> 00:21:41,054
But if you give me one last chance,
I'll sweep you off your feet on the dancefloor

414
00:21:41,179 --> 00:21:42,715
"And finally be your guy".

415
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,095
- Doesn't that sound like Ricky?
- Or Matty.

416
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,348
Don't do this to yourself.

417
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,679
If Matty had any gonads,
he'd fight for you.

418
00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:51,227
But he doesn't and he didn't.

419
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,604
Do you think destiny
is determined by chance or choice?

420
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,189
Chance, 100%.

421
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,378
If destiny was by choice, I'd have
developed an ass, instead of a mustache.

422
00:21:58,503 --> 00:22:00,236
But I'm the one
who ended things with Matty.

423
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,155
Maybe I misdirected faith
and missed my connection to be with him.

424
00:22:03,469 --> 00:22:05,056
Okay, you're getting really deep,

425
00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:08,836
and it's far too early for me to process
anything more than your morning breath,

426
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,955
which by the way is rank.

427
00:22:13,285 --> 00:22:14,873
<i>Did I screw up my destiny,</i>

428
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,272
<i>or was my fate supposed to stink?</i>

429
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:20,981
<i>Suicide Club</i> presents:

430
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,766
<i>1x12 - I Am Jenna Hamilton -</i>

431
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,789
I'm thinking I want to wear my hair...

432
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:27,069
- Up.
- Down.

433
00:22:27,997 --> 00:22:29,297
Honey, your hair

434
00:22:29,422 --> 00:22:31,892
is the best weapon
in the fight against your heritage.

435
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,062
Princesses don't have big ears.

436
00:22:35,504 --> 00:22:38,515
Jenna's been nominated
for sophmore winter princess.

437
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,815
I'd like it up.

438
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:43,387
With all that hair on top
you're just gonna look like a bobblehead.

439
00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:44,672
Good.

440
00:22:46,643 --> 00:22:49,152
Bad news.
I just got off the phone with Ming.

441
00:22:49,277 --> 00:22:50,744
- She's going tonight.
- With who she's with?

442
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:52,746
She said it's a surprise.

443
00:22:52,912 --> 00:22:55,290
This sucks.
Now I'm gonna be alone losering.

444
00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,084
Why don't you come
with me and Jake?

445
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,378
- I'm not a date crasher.
- We're going as friends.

446
00:22:59,701 --> 00:23:02,339
I definitely add some sauce
to the mix.

447
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,596
<i>I already know.</i>

448
00:23:09,762 --> 00:23:11,306
We can't wear the same color dress.

449
00:23:11,472 --> 00:23:12,307
Good call.

450
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:16,645
Can Tamara come with us?
She doesn't have a date and...

451
00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:18,480
Sure.

452
00:23:18,823 --> 00:23:20,149
<i>I'll see you at 6.</i>

453
00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:23,395
Anyone here

454
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,739
who can do something in the vein of
Grecian goddess meets Gaga?

455
00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:28,791
Let me drop for you.

456
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:33,454
<i>With T. by my side, a good time
at the dance was all but in the cards.</i>

457
00:23:37,032 --> 00:23:38,667
Poker is not my game.

458
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,794
Poke-her?
But I don't even know her.

459
00:23:43,918 --> 00:23:45,549
You guys are like Brainchilds.

460
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,800
Dude,

461
00:23:46,966 --> 00:23:48,344
call her already.

462
00:23:50,247 --> 00:23:52,431
Does Mclight have a girlfriend?

463
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,348
He did.

464
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,103
You get your ass handed to you
or what?

465
00:23:58,269 --> 00:24:00,481
- It wasn't really my fault.
- It's never our fault.

466
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,817
But you still got to own up to whatever
you think that she thinks that you did.

467
00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:06,047
I think she wants me to leave her alone.

468
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,198
Dude are you a wuss?
I seriously want to punch you right now.

469
00:24:09,553 --> 00:24:10,824
She told me to take care.

470
00:24:12,547 --> 00:24:14,983
When she said it,
was she looking directly at you

471
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:16,747
or was she like...

472
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,157
looking at the ground,

473
00:24:18,669 --> 00:24:19,779
twirling her hair?

474
00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:22,284
The hair twirl?
Signature tell.

475
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:23,879
It was pretty direct.

476
00:24:25,838 --> 00:24:28,759
Give her something she wants.

477
00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:31,929
She wants to go to the formal.

478
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,186
- Take her.
- I can't, the formal istonight.

479
00:24:34,311 --> 00:24:35,474
So make it happen.

480
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,476
You're a McKibben,
McKibbens are winners.

481
00:24:40,267 --> 00:24:41,647
You're right, we are winners.

482
00:24:41,985 --> 00:24:43,925
Flush beats your straight.

483
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,219
- What happened?
- Me!

484
00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:50,344
I can't go anywhere like this.

485
00:24:50,998 --> 00:24:52,241
Don't panic!

486
00:24:53,684 --> 00:24:55,160
We can fix your head.

487
00:24:55,326 --> 00:24:56,607
Yeah, but you can't fix my dress.

488
00:24:56,732 --> 00:24:58,122
You were right, it's awful.

489
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,164
Happy?

490
00:24:59,910 --> 00:25:02,418
A little, but don't fret.
Come on.

491
00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:08,215
There's nothing in your closet
I'm gonna wanna wear.

492
00:25:09,032 --> 00:25:12,386
- What about this?
- You'd let me wearing this dress?

493
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,556
Special times
call for special circumstances.

494
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:17,808
Try it on.

495
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,647
You know,

496
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,944
that dress

497
00:25:25,069 --> 00:25:28,581
was specially made for Nana
when she was a model.

498
00:25:30,993 --> 00:25:32,525
I used to think if

499
00:25:33,294 --> 00:25:35,220
I could look as good as her in it,

500
00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:38,338
that she would love me
as much she loved that dress.

501
00:25:39,802 --> 00:25:41,379
- Isn't that silly?
- Yes.

502
00:25:41,504 --> 00:25:44,367
The only time she ever let me wear it
was to my prom.

503
00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:46,757
You should have seen me trying to

504
00:25:46,882 --> 00:25:50,254
fit my big ass pregnant belly
into that

505
00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:51,733
tiny...

506
00:25:54,831 --> 00:25:56,181
Do I look stupid?

507
00:25:57,229 --> 00:25:58,279
You look...

508
00:25:59,596 --> 00:26:00,597
perfect.

509
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:04,986
I want you to know...

510
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:07,733
that I would never love a dress
more than you.

511
00:26:09,108 --> 00:26:10,569
Unless it's vintage Chanel.

512
00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:12,779
Understandable.

513
00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:17,651
You are the best part of me.

514
00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:20,748
Because you're not me.

515
00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:23,165
You are better.

516
00:26:27,472 --> 00:26:29,087
I'm so sorry.

517
00:26:30,206 --> 00:26:31,207
Mom...

518
00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:32,926
I can't breathe.

519
00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,201
Gotta let go.

520
00:26:34,752 --> 00:26:36,179
I'm sorry, I was just...

521
00:26:36,705 --> 00:26:38,005
having a moment.

522
00:26:38,621 --> 00:26:40,510
I am entitled one on occasion

523
00:26:40,635 --> 00:26:42,753
considering you've ruined my figure.

524
00:26:48,021 --> 00:26:49,955
Do you think
you were meant to be with dad?

525
00:26:51,238 --> 00:26:53,654
I mean if I wasn't here,
would you have chosen him?

526
00:26:55,253 --> 00:26:56,448
There was never choice.

527
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,238
The girls are here.

528
00:27:06,194 --> 00:27:08,986
<i>If I wasn't going
to let fate influence my decisions,</i>

529
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:12,547
<i>I wouldn't let
some vile letter do it either.</i>

530
00:27:14,326 --> 00:27:16,650
<i>It was time to put my past
where it belonged.</i>

531
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:19,221
<i>In the past.</i>

532
00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,085
Ming's going with Vera.

533
00:27:27,543 --> 00:27:29,815
- Surprise!
- Hi.

534
00:27:31,307 --> 00:27:32,808
Give me a sidebar.

535
00:27:34,745 --> 00:27:36,446
Is there something you wanna tell me?

536
00:27:36,612 --> 00:27:39,965
'Cause I'm pretty sure
Vera is of the Ellen variety.

537
00:27:40,984 --> 00:27:43,233
Going with a girl friend

538
00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:46,066
was the only way
my parents would let me go.

539
00:27:46,191 --> 00:27:49,774
So, if I have to let her
fill me up at the end of the night,

540
00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:51,474
I'm done for the cause.

541
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,213
Girls, get together.

542
00:28:01,475 --> 00:28:03,862
Chins out and down.

543
00:28:07,783 --> 00:28:10,022
Dad, I think your allergies
are acting up again.

544
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,982
No, I'm crying.

545
00:28:14,062 --> 00:28:15,861
Damn you, 'cause now I'm crying.

546
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:17,696
Can you believe we did this?

547
00:28:19,094 --> 00:28:20,803
We raised a beautiful girl.

548
00:28:22,549 --> 00:28:23,910
You're embarrassing Jenna.

549
00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:25,495
You're both embarrassing Jenna.

550
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,947
It's your date!

551
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:31,626
Thanks.

552
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,217
Can I please speak to Jenna?

553
00:28:34,342 --> 00:28:35,453
You just missed her.

554
00:28:35,578 --> 00:28:37,549
She's on her way to the formal
with her friends.

555
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,261
Thank you.

556
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:44,139
You're good.

557
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:46,956
You might wanna rethink
the lambskin rubber in your bag.

558
00:28:47,081 --> 00:28:48,494
They don't really work.

559
00:28:52,813 --> 00:28:54,363
I knew it, that little...

560
00:28:54,921 --> 00:28:56,688
You are "verboten" from this dance,

561
00:28:56,813 --> 00:28:59,780
"verboten" for looking so fabulous.

562
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,783
Kitten, you need to relax.

563
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,535
I know, it's just
Sadie always undercuts my authority,

564
00:29:05,701 --> 00:29:07,287
and I just know she's gonna crash.

565
00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:10,207
- Kitten?
- Too soon?

566
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:12,918
Not at all, my velvet vindaloo.

567
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:16,463
Go, go in.

568
00:29:19,069 --> 00:29:21,107
J, my girl, look at you!

569
00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:24,681
I didn't know Rosati was the guy
you've been telling me about.

570
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,098
Jake's my date.

571
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:28,308
Alright, you two lovebirds
have a good time.

572
00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:32,020
But watch the bump and grind.
We're trying to keep this shindig PG.

573
00:29:33,454 --> 00:29:34,606
Good.

574
00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,423
Principal Cox
wants to discuss the dress code.

575
00:29:37,548 --> 00:29:40,459
I know, some of these kids
are really pushing the boundaries.

576
00:29:40,835 --> 00:29:42,271
He was talking about you.

577
00:29:44,609 --> 00:29:46,618
- I wore this to my grandma's funeral.
- I know.

578
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:47,953
Dork alert.

579
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,883
We're here way too early.

580
00:29:50,008 --> 00:29:52,239
Ms Hamilton, allow me to educate you.

581
00:29:52,364 --> 00:29:53,901
It's all about arriving early.

582
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:57,045
That way we get our pictures taken before
we ruin our hair out on the dancefloor.

583
00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:59,089
- You're gonna dance.
- Ladies,

584
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,466
prepare yourselves,
I like to rip it up

585
00:30:01,954 --> 00:30:03,593
and it ain't pretty.

586
00:30:03,921 --> 00:30:06,638
<i>Unlike Matty,
Jake wasn't afraid to be a dork.</i>

587
00:30:07,088 --> 00:30:08,974
<i>And I was ready to dork out with him.</i>

588
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:19,142
Do you think I can get one
just the two of us?

589
00:30:30,418 --> 00:30:31,771
I'll be right back.

590
00:30:34,074 --> 00:30:37,002
Don't yank me.
My dress is couture.

591
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:38,894
I'm doing the best I can,
it's just...

592
00:30:39,019 --> 00:30:39,963
You're so...

593
00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:41,089
So what?

594
00:30:41,255 --> 00:30:42,132
Wiggly.

595
00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:45,260
Duck!

596
00:30:48,272 --> 00:30:49,431
It's been fun.

597
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:03,905
Lip gloss?

598
00:31:06,796 --> 00:31:08,074
I noticed you're with Jake.

599
00:31:08,639 --> 00:31:09,892
We're just friends.

600
00:31:10,017 --> 00:31:12,329
I don't care.
We're not together anymore.

601
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,129
You look really pretty.

602
00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:22,296
Thanks.

603
00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:24,132
So do you.

604
00:31:28,718 --> 00:31:30,233
What was that?

605
00:31:30,761 --> 00:31:32,277
You look really pretty.

606
00:31:32,402 --> 00:31:35,810
Help me in, so I can slap you.

607
00:31:38,903 --> 00:31:41,608
You're a bitch,
and it's your fault Jake dumped me.

608
00:31:41,774 --> 00:31:42,943
Break in yourself.

609
00:31:56,977 --> 00:31:58,447
<i>I was living in the moment</i>

610
00:31:58,572 --> 00:32:01,461
<i>and I didn't know
if it was by chance or by choice,</i>

611
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,888
<i>but I didn't care.</i>

612
00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:05,213
<i>It was time for me to bust a move.</i>

613
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:23,233
- I'm busy.
- Listen to me please.

614
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,652
If you give me one more chance
I'll sweep you off your feet.

615
00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:28,780
On the dancefloor,
and finally be your guy.

616
00:32:28,946 --> 00:32:29,990
It's you.

617
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:32,534
It's you.
It's always been you.

618
00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,952
I was just too blind to see it.

619
00:32:38,073 --> 00:32:39,382
Where did Tamara go?

620
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,880
Ricky is the missed connection.

621
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:48,008
- He's a what?
- It's a long story.

622
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,235
Look, I only have 60 bucks.

623
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:54,020
But I can promise you that helping me get in
is like the gift that'll we'll keep on giving.

624
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:56,430
Like your acne.

625
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:01,219
Lighten up, it was a joke.
I can double your money on monday.

626
00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:06,180
You're having a good time?

627
00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:09,946
- You?
- I always have a good time with you.

628
00:33:10,112 --> 00:33:12,245
<i>It was exactly what I was thinking.</i>

629
00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:14,159
<i>Everything with Jake was easy.</i>

630
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,225
Everything with you is easy.

631
00:33:17,156 --> 00:33:19,497
Do you think things happen to us
by chance or by choice?

632
00:33:20,105 --> 00:33:21,458
- In what way?
- Fate.

633
00:33:22,129 --> 00:33:23,418
Do you believe in fate?

634
00:33:24,082 --> 00:33:24,961
I don't know.

635
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:26,504
But...

636
00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:29,752
considering you're here
with me right now

637
00:33:31,457 --> 00:33:33,511
means the universe
is working in my favour.

638
00:33:34,396 --> 00:33:37,082
<i>Maybe the universe
was working in my favour, too.</i>

639
00:33:51,923 --> 00:33:54,124
<i>Everything was as it was meant to be.</i>

640
00:33:54,714 --> 00:33:57,661
<i>Because finally the other guy
I had been pining over</i>

641
00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,164
<i>was all but a distant...</i>

642
00:34:00,844 --> 00:34:01,980
<i>40 feet away.</i>

643
00:34:17,596 --> 00:34:19,432
I'm really stoked you made it.

644
00:34:19,598 --> 00:34:22,602
- Who did you come with?
- Nobody. There was a girl...

645
00:34:23,727 --> 00:34:24,938
but I messed it up.

646
00:34:25,971 --> 00:34:28,191
- What happened?
- You don't wanna know.

647
00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:29,615
I do.

648
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:33,571
I was going to take this girl,

649
00:34:34,930 --> 00:34:35,949
this great girl

650
00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:38,451
and things got complicated,
and I was trying

651
00:34:38,761 --> 00:34:40,787
not to hurt someone else
but I ended up hurting her.

652
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,332
I didn't think she was gonna come
so I went to her house.

653
00:34:44,498 --> 00:34:47,043
- You went to her house?
- Her dad said she was here.

654
00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,172
Well, where is she?

655
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,383
- She's with another guy.
- Dude.

656
00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,720
That sucks.
You should steal her away.

657
00:34:58,162 --> 00:34:59,514
I think it's too late.

658
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,434
What do you think, is it too late?

659
00:35:03,292 --> 00:35:04,542
<i>I was confused.</i>

660
00:35:04,965 --> 00:35:06,730
<i>I didn't know
if I should listen to my head</i>

661
00:35:07,928 --> 00:35:09,065
<i>or my heart.</i>

662
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:13,862
<i>So I went with my hand.</i>

663
00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:17,490
I'm so sorry.

664
00:35:18,374 --> 00:35:20,724
I think you're right.
It's too late.

665
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,498
Okay.
Check one, two.

666
00:35:27,787 --> 00:35:30,003
Time to announce this year's

667
00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,669
winter formal court.

668
00:35:34,055 --> 00:35:36,926
Let's get down to some business
on some...

669
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,053
Dick.

670
00:35:40,112 --> 00:35:41,848
Dick Walters, take over.

671
00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:47,555
Put the cookie down, Ms Saxton.

672
00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:49,272
You are to leave immediately.

673
00:35:50,603 --> 00:35:51,483
Or what?

674
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,610
Or I'll have you expelled.

675
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:55,236
Really?
For what?

676
00:35:55,402 --> 00:35:57,989
You know what.
Stealing Jenna's file.

677
00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:00,075
The file isn't missing anymore,
is it?

678
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:03,912
And I bet my Mercedes
that you've never reported it stolen.

679
00:36:04,841 --> 00:36:06,122
- I did not.
- Well then.

680
00:36:06,288 --> 00:36:08,586
I guess it's just your word against mine.

681
00:36:18,902 --> 00:36:20,602
Val, what are you doing?

682
00:36:22,234 --> 00:36:23,973
Mr Mischra, she just accosted me,

683
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,434
and you witnessed it.

684
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,136
I didn't witness anything.

685
00:36:30,133 --> 00:36:33,441
I will have you both fired.

686
00:36:33,607 --> 00:36:34,442
Go for it.

687
00:36:35,442 --> 00:36:39,322
I bet my Camry that your word
against ours won't get you very far.

688
00:36:42,057 --> 00:36:43,785
You've just been sucker-punched.

689
00:36:45,215 --> 00:36:46,729
This is actually mine.

690
00:36:50,085 --> 00:36:53,294
Now, for Sophomore Winter Court,

691
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,004
envelopes, please.

692
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,172
Got them, right here.
Knew that.

693
00:36:58,297 --> 00:36:59,384
Sophomore Princess

694
00:37:00,507 --> 00:37:01,552
is...

695
00:37:03,465 --> 00:37:04,681
Clark Stevenson.

696
00:37:11,989 --> 00:37:13,867
You're welcome, go girl.

697
00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:17,518
And Sophomore Prince

698
00:37:17,643 --> 00:37:18,730
is...

699
00:37:20,636 --> 00:37:22,157
Matty McKibben.

700
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,699
<i>One door to my heart had closed.</i>

701
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:41,903
<i>Which meant a new one could open.</i>

702
00:37:44,601 --> 00:37:47,434
I just wanna say,
I share this with you...

703
00:37:47,857 --> 00:37:49,284
Jenna Hamilton!

704
00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:01,487
Oh, come on, one more!

705
00:38:03,707 --> 00:38:05,950
- What?
- You really like to dance.

706
00:38:09,536 --> 00:38:12,248
We're gonna head up Josh's after party.
Guys wanna come?

707
00:38:12,414 --> 00:38:14,918
- Harrisson's parents have a waterbed.
- Ricky!

708
00:38:18,271 --> 00:38:19,672
It's up to you.

709
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:22,008
I think we're gonna pass.

710
00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:29,352
Let's get our stuff.

711
00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:39,692
There's something stuck to your back.

712
00:38:40,478 --> 00:38:43,029
- Like dirty code?
- Like what?

713
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:45,467
- Like...
- Like there's a note

714
00:38:45,592 --> 00:38:46,908
stuck to your back.

715
00:38:48,529 --> 00:38:51,287
My parents are over at my neighbor's,
which means

716
00:38:51,453 --> 00:38:54,191
they're getting hammered
and they're not coming home anytime soon.

717
00:38:56,665 --> 00:38:58,336
- Do you want to come in?
- Yes.

718
00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:03,257
- Actually, is it OK if you don't come in?
- Sure.

719
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:06,386
It's not that I don't want you to,
I do.

720
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:09,973
- But I want to take things slowly.
- There's no rush.

721
00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:12,061
I'm not going anywhere.

722
00:39:16,371 --> 00:39:17,188
What is it?

723
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,122
Tonight's the first night
anyone's ever held my hand in public.

724
00:39:22,213 --> 00:39:23,569
Besides my parents.

725
00:39:24,464 --> 00:39:26,408
- Does that freak you out?
- No.

726
00:39:28,972 --> 00:39:31,109
It just makes me realize
what I've been missing.

727
00:39:42,027 --> 00:39:44,760
Look what you've done.
I've completely blanked on the alarm code.

728
00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:47,728
- Now I have to call my parents.
- Do you want me to stay?

729
00:39:50,944 --> 00:39:52,990
Don't be freaked out
if I call you when I get home.

730
00:39:53,115 --> 00:39:54,059
I won't.

731
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,422
I'll only be freaked out
if you don't.

732
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:08,730
Hey it's me, I'm home.
I can't remember the alarm code.

733
00:40:08,855 --> 00:40:12,363
Wait, the code's in the junk-drawer.
Never mind.

734
00:40:23,086 --> 00:40:24,781
<i>Someone once said that it is choice,</i>

735
00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:27,527
<i>not chance,
that determines our destiny.</i>

736
00:40:28,442 --> 00:40:30,171
<i>But it was hard for me to process</i>

737
00:40:30,296 --> 00:40:32,805
<i>who would ever choose
to find what I found.</i>

738
00:40:35,742 --> 00:40:37,143
<i>It was chance.</i>

739
00:40:40,072 --> 00:40:41,073
Mum?

