1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,004 Previously on Awkward. 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,090 You could disappear and no one would notice. 3 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:07,091 I like you, 4 00:00:07,257 --> 00:00:09,593 I'm just not sure I'm ready to be in a relationship. 5 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,637 I saw a girl get out of Matty's truck. 6 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,514 He's hooking up with someone else. 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,767 The reason I keep bringing up our kiss is because I like like you. 8 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:20,443 I don't want to be friends. I want to be more. 9 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,569 Over the course of my life, there were a few things I had learned to assume. 10 00:00:27,241 --> 00:00:28,751 If I was trying to look sexy, 11 00:00:28,876 --> 00:00:31,073 something would inevitably be stuck in my teeth. 12 00:00:31,535 --> 00:00:33,284 Terry was not my friend. 13 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,691 And if given the opportunity, my mom would embarrass me. 14 00:00:36,816 --> 00:00:38,956 Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job? 15 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:39,957 Yes, 16 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,542 but just give it the day off. 17 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,172 What is the single most important thing we've learned from french women? 18 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,882 Don't let your mom near your face? 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,616 Always put up your best feature. 20 00:00:49,741 --> 00:00:52,052 And since you refuse to show off your belly. 21 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,794 We'll have to go with your lips. 22 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,069 - Rub it together. - Nice lips. 23 00:00:56,194 --> 00:00:58,369 One thing I didn't have to assume anymore, 24 00:00:58,747 --> 00:01:00,518 my status with Matty. 25 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,718 We were clearly together. 26 00:01:02,843 --> 00:01:05,316 And he was not a vegetarian. 27 00:01:06,185 --> 00:01:07,193 Stop it. 28 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:10,070 You think he's gonna ask you to formal? 29 00:01:11,098 --> 00:01:12,072 Jeez Louise. 30 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,407 This is a barbecue. 31 00:01:14,846 --> 00:01:17,161 Who put out the formal... napkins? 32 00:01:18,196 --> 00:01:19,538 So good. 33 00:01:19,704 --> 00:01:21,540 So, what color of dress are you wearing at the dance ? 34 00:01:21,706 --> 00:01:23,014 - Peach. - Black. 35 00:01:23,486 --> 00:01:25,795 - Peach. - Son, I know you're a good kid. 36 00:01:26,466 --> 00:01:28,839 Even though Jenna's still my little girl, 37 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:30,257 I want her to have fun. 38 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:32,651 Thankfully, my dad always had my back. 39 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,411 I'm not pushing anything, but... 40 00:01:35,536 --> 00:01:38,182 if you guys decide to take things to the next level, 41 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,142 make sure you wrap up the sausage. 42 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,397 Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups. 43 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,098 Suicide Club presents: 44 00:01:47,223 --> 00:01:49,527 1x11 - I Am Jenna Hamilton - 45 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:58,675 What's up with the lip statement? 46 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,503 I'm just trying something new. 47 00:02:00,628 --> 00:02:02,540 I was no longer that girl. 48 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,916 I was Matty's girl. 49 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:06,335 And as such, I had to look the part. 50 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,669 It's totally bumass. 51 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:11,201 We're just not used to being able to see your lips from across the quad. 52 00:02:12,449 --> 00:02:13,342 Greena. 53 00:02:13,890 --> 00:02:15,990 I want to go to formal with you. 54 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:19,974 My parents suck. 55 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,986 When I tried to tell them that formals were American tradition, 56 00:02:23,111 --> 00:02:24,935 "We are Chinese!" 57 00:02:25,060 --> 00:02:27,273 "Chinese people love to party!" 58 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:31,068 They didn't become a billion-strong by hanging out in the library. 59 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,644 A week go, I'd have been uber clummed to go with Ricky Schwartz. 60 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:37,241 But know I'm like la de freakin' da. I'm so over that jackrad. 61 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:39,743 Can't believe I'm the only one going. 62 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,721 Matty asked you? 63 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:44,232 - When? Where? - We want the full play by play. 64 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:47,351 It wasn't an official invite, but he asked for the color of the dress I was wearing. 65 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:50,045 So it's basically the same thing. It wasn't. 66 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,694 But in the 168 hours since I became Matty's girl 67 00:02:53,819 --> 00:02:55,709 I had grown used to his known non-sense style. 68 00:02:55,834 --> 00:02:57,417 Someone's getting an invite! 69 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:01,901 That's for you, T. 70 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,187 What do you say, gorgeous? 71 00:03:07,658 --> 00:03:09,190 I got nothing else to do. 72 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,041 Even though I was going at Matty, I had to admit, 73 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,626 I'd have been down with a cheestastic invite. 74 00:03:17,751 --> 00:03:19,992 Will you go to formal with me, Erin? 75 00:03:20,363 --> 00:03:21,463 That's lame. 76 00:03:27,055 --> 00:03:29,624 You realize that'll probably go bad by lunch, right? 77 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,083 I'm willing to risk it. 78 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:36,144 I forgot to ask you something. 79 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,204 Are you a limo girl? 80 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,096 So it wasn't the big ask. 81 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,406 But I was definitely a limo girl. 82 00:03:42,531 --> 00:03:45,184 - I'm cool with whatever. - It's cool if we just take my truck? 83 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,062 That slut pole. 84 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:51,005 There's Marcus, g-bye! 85 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,235 As your friend, it's my job to tell you 86 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,266 your plan is retarded. 87 00:03:56,391 --> 00:03:58,072 You always say that about my plans 88 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,474 but this one is genie in a bottle. 89 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:03,953 If Jake sees me with Marcus, he'll get so jealous and will ask me to formal. 90 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:04,912 And then, 91 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,372 fingers crossed, 92 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,070 punch Marcus in the face. 93 00:04:08,195 --> 00:04:10,376 I've always wanted two guys to fight over me. 94 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:12,545 LE! 95 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,302 Melanie will not go to formal with you. 96 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:22,886 Wake up and smell the body spray! 97 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:25,015 Clark is gay! 98 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,390 You're welcome! 99 00:04:31,907 --> 00:04:34,316 Yeah, the test was brutal... I'll see you. 100 00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:37,554 Put your fingers through my hair and tell me that I'm pretty. 101 00:04:37,679 --> 00:04:38,700 You're pretty. 102 00:04:41,038 --> 00:04:42,450 I got something for you. 103 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,076 The new single from Watson 66. 104 00:04:44,730 --> 00:04:47,746 Let's Dance? Please tell me it's not another bad cover of Bowie. 105 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:49,190 Keep reading. 106 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,419 I already have a date. 107 00:04:55,513 --> 00:04:56,464 Okay... 108 00:04:59,369 --> 00:05:00,801 He's a lucky guy. 109 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,697 I gotta go. 110 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:11,302 - Screw formal. - What? 111 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,690 I got the heisman from Jenna. I thought she was into me. 112 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,879 Do you know who she's going with? 113 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,529 No. Sorry, man. 114 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,615 - Did you ask anyone yet? - Not exactly. 115 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,653 Blow it off. Let's get drunk. 116 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,092 All right, dude, fine. 117 00:05:29,382 --> 00:05:33,622 Leave me all alone on a Saturday night wallowing in a pool of my own bloodin' vomit. 118 00:05:34,195 --> 00:05:35,365 That's real cool. 119 00:05:36,584 --> 00:05:39,263 Now, I do believe you're happy. You look happy. 120 00:05:39,986 --> 00:05:41,478 Unless you're high. 121 00:05:41,823 --> 00:05:43,673 Have you been rocking the gange, J.? 122 00:05:43,798 --> 00:05:47,222 No, it's just that for once my life is pretty good and... 123 00:05:48,161 --> 00:05:50,726 And you wanted to thank me. 124 00:05:51,355 --> 00:05:53,646 And I have a boyfriend. 125 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:56,899 We're soul sisters. I have a boyfriend too. 126 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,234 Who is he? 127 00:05:58,988 --> 00:06:00,259 No one you know. 128 00:06:00,533 --> 00:06:04,156 He doesn't work at the school or anything. That would be grounds for dismissal. 129 00:06:04,644 --> 00:06:06,117 No, he's a... 130 00:06:07,914 --> 00:06:09,036 Farmer. 131 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,454 He's a farmer. 132 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,957 Farmer Bob McDonald. 133 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,583 Okay. I was just asking. 134 00:06:15,536 --> 00:06:18,170 Look at how much progress we've made 135 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,588 in just a few short months. 136 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:22,910 See, here is when you got this nasty letter. 137 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,636 This is when you wore the cameltoe pants. 138 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,138 Really dark ages. 139 00:06:27,548 --> 00:06:31,142 Isn't it funny how it almost seems that your incident was an accident? 140 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:33,102 It was an accident. 141 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:35,395 Exactly. 142 00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:37,982 Anywho, now that you're in your renaissance, 143 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:40,779 I thought you could choose your own happy sticker. 144 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,278 You're busy, Val. 145 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,779 I won't come back later. 146 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,614 - No. You, stay. - Her? 147 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,074 - Me? - You. 148 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,284 I'll go. 149 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,245 So glad you have a boyfriend, J! 150 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,788 Way to be normal. 151 00:06:55,668 --> 00:06:57,001 You have two minutes. 152 00:06:57,891 --> 00:07:00,254 I've received several complaints about you today. 153 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,757 Now, I know this is falling on deaf ears 154 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,921 but you can't ruin formal for your fellow students. 155 00:07:05,046 --> 00:07:07,344 More importantly, you cannot out people. 156 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,576 Please. 157 00:07:08,701 --> 00:07:11,256 When Clarke Stevenson busted out that pink feathered backpack, 158 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:12,475 he outed himself. 159 00:07:13,121 --> 00:07:14,727 Melanie should be thanking me. 160 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:19,356 Of all people, you should understand how painful it is to be someone's beard. 161 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:20,807 It is. 162 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:26,405 You might have been spared all that heartache and humiliation. 163 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,729 Well, hello, Mr Mischra. 164 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:35,849 You are correct. I am in session. 165 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:42,495 Stop! 166 00:07:44,007 --> 00:07:45,111 No, you stop. 167 00:07:45,871 --> 00:07:47,551 Oh yeah. Yeah. Well. 168 00:07:50,961 --> 00:07:52,348 I'm hanging up now. 169 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,018 Official school business. 170 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,353 Miss Marks, 171 00:07:57,478 --> 00:08:00,356 while you were on the phone, I've had time to reflect on the error of my ways. 172 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:03,776 I don't know where I'd be without your guidance. 173 00:08:05,390 --> 00:08:06,529 Thank you. 174 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,487 Can you believe how awesometown Ricky's ask was? 175 00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:13,119 He put so much thought into it. 176 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:15,996 Sorry. 177 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,208 Am I bragging too much, considering you know Matty didn't go all out? 178 00:08:19,894 --> 00:08:20,777 Brag away. 179 00:08:20,902 --> 00:08:23,123 All I care about is that Matty and I are going together. 180 00:08:23,248 --> 00:08:24,656 The rest of that stuff is just fluff. 181 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:26,048 Congrats, princess Jenna. 182 00:08:27,064 --> 00:08:29,506 I heard you're on the ballot for winter formal. 183 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:33,764 This is a major major. 184 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,933 - Where are you going? - To tell Ming! 185 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:42,189 I was just nominated for sophomore winter formal princess. 186 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,485 Listen. I'm gonna need to go get a really great dress. 187 00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:48,863 You think we can do that after school? 188 00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:51,532 Taking that as a yes. 189 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:53,868 That's a yes. 190 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,370 I am getting a head start and surprising her with options. 191 00:08:57,272 --> 00:09:00,583 I'm so sorry Lapita, you're gonna do all the cleaning today. 192 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,129 I always do all the cleaning. 193 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,641 It was the first time I didn't mind people staring 194 00:09:12,766 --> 00:09:14,472 because it was for the right reasons. 195 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:18,476 - They admired me. - I see they printed up new ballots. 196 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,020 Apparently, there was some last minute changes. 197 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:29,987 Let me guess. You're voting for yourself. 198 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,061 At least, you'll get one vote. 199 00:09:39,086 --> 00:09:40,331 As you are now, 200 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,374 you could disappear and no one would notice. 201 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,252 So not true. I couldn't disappear. 202 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,023 How did somebody get my letter? 203 00:09:53,153 --> 00:09:55,846 I had assumed my rep as a suicide case was all but dead. 204 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,550 Your instincts suck. 205 00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:02,061 Second guess them. 206 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,229 Number 4: 207 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:07,066 When you're pretty you're happy and clearly you're not happy. 208 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,269 nobody likes the pitiful. 209 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:13,197 Stop being such a drag. 210 00:10:14,116 --> 00:10:15,324 But my stigma was alive. 211 00:10:18,324 --> 00:10:20,127 And kicking me in the ass. 212 00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:40,683 Make out with me. 213 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:49,900 Dude! 214 00:10:53,301 --> 00:10:54,155 You're okay? 215 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,740 You're sure you want to be seen with the biggest looser in school? 216 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,160 The person who wrote the letter is a looser, not you. 217 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,738 I thought I already have been through the worst day of my life, 218 00:11:01,863 --> 00:11:04,268 it turns out it was just a warm up. 219 00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:06,023 Think you're having a bad day. 220 00:11:06,717 --> 00:11:09,503 I put myself out there, asked a girl to formal 221 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,768 she said no, 222 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,734 Forget about her, cause she is a bitch. 223 00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:16,177 A raging bitch. 224 00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:19,513 The guy she is going with has man boobs. 225 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,558 Who are you going with? 226 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,934 It was weird. 227 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,187 Matty still hadn't told Jake about us. 228 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,029 I'm not even sure I want to go anymore. 229 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:31,317 But then who's gonna wear the crown when you win sophomore princess? 230 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,028 - Like that's gonna happen. - I voted for you. 231 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,239 I mean, I wouldn't have but I did it before you turned me down. 232 00:11:38,585 --> 00:11:40,910 - What are you gonna do about the letter? - Nothing. 233 00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:43,746 The damage has already been done. 234 00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,338 Listen, I've been thinking, 235 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:55,424 what if we blow off the dances and do something else instead? 236 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,926 Dances are pretty lame, right? 237 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,057 Is that okay? 238 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,727 - Sure. - Meet you at my truck after school. 239 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,739 How could I be Matty's girl when I was still his secret? 240 00:12:14,725 --> 00:12:16,562 Because I was that girl, 241 00:12:16,687 --> 00:12:19,164 who never stood a chance of going to the formal. 242 00:12:19,289 --> 00:12:20,769 Just look at the label. 243 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:23,577 Someone was spreading the rumor at lunch, but I didn't believe it. 244 00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:26,831 - Until now. - You were the back up invite? 245 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:28,907 No, I wasn't just the back up, 246 00:12:29,032 --> 00:12:31,877 I was sloppy fourth. 247 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,463 - I'm sorry, T. - Are you still gonna go? 248 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,951 Over his dead body. 249 00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:38,134 If it makes you feel any better, I'm not going either. 250 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,940 - Why not? - Have you seen the ballots? 251 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:42,555 I'm so sorry, 252 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,590 I was so caught up in this Ricky's scandal 253 00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:46,934 I forgot to vote for you. 254 00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,311 Holy shit! 255 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,631 What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil? 256 00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:58,237 I'm talking to my friends. 257 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,557 I know you did this, and your ass is grass. 258 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:04,786 What's the matter? 259 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:07,126 Did you drink some bad soy milk this morning? 260 00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:10,907 Stealing someone's personal file is not only morally corrupt, 261 00:13:11,032 --> 00:13:12,918 it's punishable by expulsion. 262 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:16,714 And I don't give a hot damn if your dad built the planetarium. 263 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,967 - This time, there will be consequences. - You're not going to expel me, are you? 264 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:22,587 Maybe. Maybe not. 265 00:13:22,712 --> 00:13:25,514 But as far as winter formal's concerned, you won't be going. 266 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,308 But I already have... 267 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,373 Grab that file and follow me back to my office. 268 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:33,235 Good. 269 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,055 Just wanted to be sure you were following me. 270 00:13:37,585 --> 00:13:39,612 Welcome to Karmageddon, bitch. 271 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,282 Ricky Schwart's sighting. 272 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,910 - What are you going to do? - Tell him to go fuck himself. 273 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,829 I will never be anyone's number 4. 274 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:49,986 I deserve better. 275 00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:53,042 I would rather stay home Saturday night, giving my cat a manicure, 276 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,313 than go to the dance with that idiot. 277 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:01,092 Tamara did deserve better, 278 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,968 and she wasn't the only one. 279 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,389 It's all over. 280 00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:09,809 I told him to take care. 281 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:13,104 There is no recovery from that. I got to walk it off. 282 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:35,876 - I don't need a ride. - Is your mom picking you up? 283 00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:38,879 I would just rather walk home than go with you. 284 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:41,924 - Why? - Because. 285 00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:44,593 I really want to go to the damn formal. 286 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,962 And I want a limo, and I want you to dress up in a gorilla suit. 287 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,761 Or surprise me with balloons, 288 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,810 or jump out of a coffin, I don't know. 289 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,537 Maybe not the coffin, but I want the big ask. 290 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,565 I don't care if you think it's lame. It is lame. 291 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,234 I want to take you. Your invite is here. Look! 292 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,403 I was going to ask you at lunch, but then, Jake... 293 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,738 - Why haven't you told him? - I tried to, but he... 294 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,323 But what? 295 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,489 Nothing. 296 00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:09,525 Not possible. 297 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:10,651 Take care. 298 00:15:21,781 --> 00:15:22,673 Don't think, 299 00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,092 just go with your first instinct! 300 00:15:25,732 --> 00:15:27,678 Which dress jumps out at you the most? 301 00:15:28,376 --> 00:15:29,180 None. 302 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,057 But... you have no idea how great they look on. 303 00:15:32,444 --> 00:15:33,476 On who? 304 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,497 Me. 305 00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:37,143 But I was the only one available to try them on. 306 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,916 Of course. 307 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,692 'Cause you couldn't wait to see what I wanted. 308 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,278 Only one person in this room looks good in peach, 309 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,738 and who might that be? 310 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,370 But this dress, will look really pretty on you. 311 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,664 We just have to stuff the bust a little. 312 00:15:56,436 --> 00:15:58,459 I'm not going to formal, I don't have a date, 313 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,214 and my nomination was a joke. 314 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,224 Prep your fire zone, you have blopped guys sixteen times. 315 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,193 'Cause I got the crappy controller. 316 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,215 Dude, can you at least try not to suck so much? 317 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:24,026 Yeah, I do suck. That's probably why Jenna rejected me. 318 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,821 Still talking about it... You've been bitching about it all day. 319 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,913 Jenna doesn't like you, okay? 320 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:33,035 - Get over her already. - What the hell is your problem? 321 00:16:33,504 --> 00:16:35,734 - I can't play, fuck you. - Then why am I even here? 322 00:16:35,859 --> 00:16:37,164 To be a pain in my ass? 323 00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:40,918 When you'll stop PMSing, don't bother calling me. 324 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,002 Yeah, I won't. 325 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:06,957 I had taken great care to be the daughter my mom always wanted, 326 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:09,449 and the girl Matty wanted to be with, 327 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,325 but along the way, I lost sight of myself. 328 00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:15,729 It was time to take care of me. 329 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:18,815 And I wasn't going to sit around and cry about it. 330 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,211 Okay, maybe a little. 331 00:17:27,297 --> 00:17:29,008 Do you have any TP? 332 00:17:29,853 --> 00:17:31,802 Use this seat cover. 333 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:33,878 Ever been 334 00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:36,849 so into a guy you thought was into you, 335 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,268 only to find out he's into someone else? 336 00:17:39,895 --> 00:17:42,928 Actually, three someone elses! 337 00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,503 Wait, are you that girl 338 00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:47,314 with red frizzy hair, 339 00:17:47,439 --> 00:17:49,653 who always wears overalls? 340 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,720 That's Leslie Gainer! 341 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:53,240 Good, 'cause she... 342 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,635 is seriously nuts, jeez! 343 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,996 I know! She smells like... 344 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,373 A litter box! 345 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,074 Can I give you a hug? 346 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,382 I'm not really a hugger. 347 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,864 It's okay, 348 00:18:11,989 --> 00:18:14,102 - I'll do all the work. - All right. 349 00:18:22,766 --> 00:18:23,767 Bitch! 350 00:18:41,773 --> 00:18:43,829 This is Marcus, we're going to formal together. 351 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,414 - Hello, Marcus. What's up, man? - Hey, what's up? 352 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:48,940 - Why are you hugging? - 'Cause we're bros. 353 00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:50,292 No hugging! 354 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:52,758 What's wrong with hugs? 355 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,260 Are you okay, T? 356 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,845 - Were you crying? - No. 357 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,856 I was ugly crying, but I got it out of my system. 358 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,840 Be right back. 359 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,243 I've been looking for you. 360 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,199 We should go to the dance together. 361 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,996 - If you still wanna go. - What happened to your date? 362 00:19:25,115 --> 00:19:26,167 Didn't work out. 363 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:29,594 It just happens you have a little competition. 364 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,297 - Really? - Yeah. 365 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,506 With my mum. 366 00:19:33,578 --> 00:19:35,494 We're gonna catch a movie, 367 00:19:35,619 --> 00:19:38,888 a little mother-son action, but I think I could blow her off. 368 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,983 I've been seeing a lot of her lately, and... 369 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,458 I think it's time for us to take a break. 370 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,705 Okay, gross. 371 00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:48,105 I'm in. 372 00:19:48,634 --> 00:19:50,252 I just need to know one thing. 373 00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:52,777 How's your dress? 374 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:54,224 Not peach. 375 00:19:56,537 --> 00:19:58,115 I was leaving my Renaissance 376 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,867 and heading into my Golden Age. 377 00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:02,536 'Cause I wasn't that girl anymore, 378 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,830 and I wasn't Matty's girl neither. 379 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,992 I was Jenna Hamilton.