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Previously on
The Lying Game...
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Ethan! (gasps)
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You're still so
clearly into Sutton.
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Alec paid me.
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I don't know what you mean.
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About you.
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(wheezing, monitor beeping)
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- You need to step out.
- No, I...
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I came to find
my birth mother,
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and you've held me here
against my will.
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What? What is going on?
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I thought I was going home.
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You are, Emma.
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Home to Las Vegas.
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I wanted tonight to be special.
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I'm really starting
to fall for you, Laurel.
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KRISTIN:
Laurel?
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I'm not gonna go anywhere, okay?
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You have to.
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EMMA:
My pervy foster brother
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set me up and said I was
stealing.
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Hey, Emma.
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(gasps)
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So you've got a twin.
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What'd you do, kill her?
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(phone vibrating)
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I really need to get that.
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Is that so?
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Maybe you'd like
a mani-pedi, too.
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Your caseworker gets here,
you get your call.
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EMMA: Travis, school is
out of the question.
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I told you where we'd meet,
so be there or forget it.
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Hey, everything okay?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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- Was that Sutton?
- Are you serious?
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She hasn't spoken
to me since she saw
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those pictures of us
kissing at homecoming.
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Well, there were
a lot of them.
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Guess she's still jealous.
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Why? It's not like
we're a couple.
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No one said we were.
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You want to tell me
what's going on?
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I mean, yesterday,
we were getting along fine,
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and now, all of a sudden, I'm
bothering the hell out of you.
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Let's just say, you can't
run from your past.
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Sooner or later,
it'll track you down.
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I don't know what people
around here have been
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telling you about me, but there's...
Ethan, I'm sorry.
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It's not... it's not you.
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It's about my life.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Is that Sutton?
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(school bell ringing)
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Or not.
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I can't be
late for class.
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Wait, wait, come here.
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Look, I realize I screwed up,
all right?
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You and I make
a pretty good team.
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Just let me help you.
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I'm sorry, I just-- I have
a lot on my plate right now.
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MADS:
Moved? No, that's not possible.
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We were just there last night.
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Well, moved where?
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(mouthing)
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Uh, well, can you tell me
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the address
of this new place?
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Confidential?
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Why would it be
confidential?
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At the request
of his mother?
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Okay, thanks.
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Oh, my God.
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Guys, they moved Eduardo
to another hospital.
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If I hadn't told him
my feelings,
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none of this
would've even happened.
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- That's not true.
- You can't say that.
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Okay, I'm sorry, guys.
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Maybe I should just go.
No.
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Not on my watch.
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Look, I know this is awful,
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but if you think your friends
are gonna let you
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go through it alone,
you're crazy.
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We're gonna go inside,
pop some popcorn,
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find some Real Housewives
to veg out to,
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whatever.
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But we're gonna
stick together, right?
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Sounds like a plan.
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MADS:
You're the best.
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I'll join you guys later.
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I'm so sorry.
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I have to do... an errand.
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For my parents.
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I mean, seriously?
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Okay, that
was uncool.
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What?
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First of all, you're
running around
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all paranoid, convinced
that someone is after you.
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Now your best friend is
grieving, and you say
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you got to, what, pick up some
paper towels or something?
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You don't understand.
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No, I don't.
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'Cause in my book,
car wrecks, comas,
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almost dying sort of
trump birth mother search.
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This isn't just about that!
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Then tell me what it is about.
(cell phone ringing)
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Because that way,
I can go in there
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and try and
cover for you.
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I can't do this now.
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You must love doing
everything alone.
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No.
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No, I hate it.
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Still don't see why
we couldn't have worked this out
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in your bedroom last night.
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Much nicer venue.
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So what's your plan?
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Get me sent back to
foster care in Vegas?
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Look, I don't give a crap
about your Nancy Drew mystery.
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I just want a little piece
of the action.
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You find a time
the Mercers aren't home,
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leave a door unlocked...
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No, Travis.
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I can't. They have been
like family to me.
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And I'm sure you've been just
like family to them in return.
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You know, honest and up front.
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Chillax, sis.
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We're not gonna clean them out.
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Just lift a few things.
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We do it right,
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they don't even notice.
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Like this, for instance.
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Wait for my call.
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Knew I could count on you.
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After all, we're family.
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♪ Uh ♪
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♪ Lying Game 1x08 ♪
Never Have I Ever
Original Air Date on October 3, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Uh, uh-uh ♪
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♪ Uh, uh-uh, uh ♪
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♪ Watch out for this girl ♪
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♪ She's got a gun
for a tongue. ♪
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TED:
Yeah, I liked the guy.
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But when I saw him
in bed with my daughter,
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I liked him
a hell of a lot less.
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Again, nothing
happened.
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"Nothing happened." I just...
We fell asleep.
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I just find that
so hard to believe.
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LAUREL: We decided we
weren't ready.
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He wants to wait.
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He said that I was
worth waiting for.
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Well, he's right. You are.
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Still doesn't explain
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how you ended up
in that situation, I mean,
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on the floor
of some deserted house.
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He doesn't want to
live like that, Dad.
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He needs help.
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Okay, sweetheart,
I feel sorry for the guy,
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but the responsible
thing to do
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is contact the authorities.
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LAUREL:
He'll get kicked out
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of Arroyo and
the golf team.
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I mean, that's his dream.
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Sutton, will you tell
them what happened in
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that documentary you saw?
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Uh, yeah,
it was really bad.
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This girl ran away
from this horrible family
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and ended up on the streets.
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- See?
- It's one example.
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You can't generalize
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about every foster family
in the United States of America.
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Okay, so it's Justin's fault
that he's all alone?
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Why should he have
to keep paying
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for stuff that happened
to his parents?
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Okay, I will
make some calls.
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We'll find him a place to stay
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so he that he can
stay in Arroyo.
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- You're the best.
- Yeah.
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(sighs)
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If you're think of
getting rid of anything,
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I won't say
no to pearls.
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I just wanted to say thanks
for having my back in there.
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Yeah, sure.
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Justin seems great.
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You have no idea.
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I'm so glad you waited.
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You actually bought that
in there?
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There was no waiting
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at the Squatter Inn.
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Let's just say,
been there, done that.
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Are you sure you're not
moving a little too fast?
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To be honest,
I was...
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kind of scared.
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The first time was definitely
more weird than great.
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But he was just...
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so nice and
so caring.
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And that was
beautiful.
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This isn't just
some random hookup.
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We're in love.
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I mean, who am
I talking to?
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It's like with
you and Ethan.
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When you have something so
great, why would you wait?
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ALEC:
Hey, guys.What say we
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go down to the country club
and hit a few buckets?
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I'm kind of busy.
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(music playing faintly
over ear buds)
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No, I already have plans
with Char and Sutton.
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I'm really sorry about Eduardo.
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Hmm?
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I said I'm sorry about Eduardo.
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Why? I'll probably never
see him again.
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You got just what you wanted.
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Maddie, I know
I haven't always been
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a perfect parent.
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I want a do-over.
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A fresh start.
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Can I ask you something?
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Anything.
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What do you know
about Sutton's adoption?
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Only what
Ted's told me.
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Um, that the
past few months
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has been really rough
on him and Kristin both.
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With Sutton's search and all,
it's just...
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So, you guys
talk about it a lot?
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I mostly listen.
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He's taking this pretty tough.
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I just try to be there for him.
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Hmm.
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EMMA: I felt so awful
having to leave earlier.
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So, anyway,
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are you sure
this isn't valuable?
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All costume pieces.
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Okay, I promise you
I will pay you back every cent,
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even if it takes me a while.
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Come on, can't
you at least
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give me a hint
what this is about?
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I told you.
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Charity work.
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I love charity work.
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And you're an awesome friend.
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Now, that I believe.
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SUTTON:
What's so funny?
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An allergy
pillow protector.
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That may be a first.
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How is that
so hard to grasp?
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I have seasonal allergies,
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and this is a breeding ground
for dust mites and bacteria.
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A pillow protector
probably only costs...
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I have no idea.
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I bet it's not a lot, though.
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Let's focus here.
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The good news is,
you're a minor.
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They have to grant your initial
hearing within 48 hours.
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Hearing?
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What?
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I told you,
I haven't done anything.
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Truancy, delinquency,
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petty theft, assault,
identity theft,
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fraud, breaking
and entering.
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Just jump in when this
starts to ring a bell.
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This is all a misunderstanding.
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People are confusing me
with my identical twin sister.
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I'm gonna stop
you there, okay?
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And I am on your
side here, honestly.
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00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:18,490
Word to the wise though,
suck it up and tell the truth,
263
00:10:18,525 --> 00:10:20,492
you get out fast.
264
00:10:20,527 --> 00:10:22,795
You start spinning wacko stories
about identical twins,
265
00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,597
and you can expect
to be in here a while.
266
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,807
(jewelry clinking)
267
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,544
Not bad, sis, not bad.
268
00:10:38,578 --> 00:10:41,680
If I were you, I'd wait
till Vegas to fence it.
269
00:10:41,714 --> 00:10:43,749
Pawn it around here and it might
raise some questions.
270
00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:45,417
You know, we hit up
271
00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:46,685
a couple of your
friends' houses,
272
00:10:46,719 --> 00:10:47,886
we could score big-time.
No.
273
00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:49,721
This was a one-off, remember?
274
00:10:49,756 --> 00:10:50,756
That was our deal.
275
00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:52,424
Fair enough.
276
00:10:52,459 --> 00:10:53,859
I'll keep my end
of the deal.
277
00:10:53,893 --> 00:10:56,762
But I think we should seal
it to make it official.
278
00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:04,403
Get off me!
279
00:11:05,738 --> 00:11:08,407
Just sealing the deal.
280
00:11:10,313 --> 00:11:11,947
Ethan.
Wait.
281
00:11:15,712 --> 00:11:17,680
(sighs)
282
00:11:17,714 --> 00:11:19,682
- Hi.
- Hi.
283
00:11:19,716 --> 00:11:21,417
So, about yesterday--
284
00:11:21,451 --> 00:11:22,885
I was feeling really
overwhelmed,
285
00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:24,753
and I'm sorry
if I was rude.
286
00:11:24,788 --> 00:11:26,889
You're a good friend;
we've been through a lot.
287
00:11:26,923 --> 00:11:28,924
Wasn't fair.
288
00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:37,533
And... here's where I was hoping
you would say something back.
289
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:39,902
Like... we make a good team?
290
00:11:39,936 --> 00:11:42,438
Let me help you?
291
00:11:42,472 --> 00:11:44,573
I thought I said
that yesterday.
292
00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,711
I guess we're good.
293
00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:53,882
TED: Yeah, it's a room
where members sleep it off.
294
00:11:54,259 --> 00:11:55,826
Good think is, you're
right over the clubhouse.
295
00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:01,757
It's not Buckingham Palace,
but it'll keep you in school.
296
00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:03,792
Are-Are you kidding me?
297
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,794
This place is amazing.
298
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:07,596
I talked to Mario in
the clubhouse, too.
299
00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:08,630
He's gonna throw you
a few shifts,
300
00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:09,832
shagging range balls.
301
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:12,501
Give you a little extra
spending money.
302
00:12:12,535 --> 00:12:14,470
This is really nice of you,
Dr. Mercer.
303
00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:16,605
I don't know what to say.
304
00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:18,607
I know you've been dealt a
pretty tough hand, Justin,
305
00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:20,442
and I just want you to
know that I appreciate
306
00:12:20,477 --> 00:12:21,877
that you've been a
gentleman with my daughter.
307
00:12:21,911 --> 00:12:23,412
Of course.
308
00:12:23,446 --> 00:12:24,580
Should that change, though,
309
00:12:24,614 --> 00:12:26,648
I will have to kill you.
310
00:12:29,586 --> 00:12:30,786
I'm kidding.
311
00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:32,788
But this room is
off-limits to Laurel.
312
00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:34,556
Same goes for you
in her bedroom.
313
00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:35,657
Are we clear on that?
314
00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:37,693
You have my word.
315
00:12:37,727 --> 00:12:39,795
I gotta hand it to you-- I mean,
you certainly travel light.
316
00:12:39,829 --> 00:12:41,764
No--
317
00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:44,800
This is, uh...
318
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:46,568
That's okay. Hey...
319
00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:50,539
I'm a surgeon--
nobody touches my instruments.
320
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:53,909
All right, well,
enjoy your new digs.
321
00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:03,452
KRISTIN: You really think
this is a smart idea?
322
00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:05,387
TED: Honey, come on!
This is Sedona.
323
00:13:05,422 --> 00:13:06,755
Look at this place.
324
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:09,358
A weekend, no kids,
325
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,760
no stress,
just the two of us.
326
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:16,532
Well, and 2,000 deadly dull
plastic surgery colleagues.
327
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:18,600
Okay, first off: ouch.
328
00:13:18,635 --> 00:13:21,637
Second, look-- I'll go
to two seminars max.
329
00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:24,773
The rest, it will be swimming,
biking, spa treatments--
330
00:13:24,808 --> 00:13:27,709
this'll be good for us,
to be a couple.
331
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:30,479
You're really not concerned
about this at all?
332
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:31,780
Of course
I'm concerned, okay?
333
00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:33,715
Aren't we supposed
to trust our kids?
334
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,818
Okay, our ears are burning.
335
00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:38,420
Your mother and I
are going away this weekend.
336
00:13:38,455 --> 00:13:40,789
Oh, yeah! That plastic
surgery conference.
337
00:13:40,824 --> 00:13:42,558
Ugh! Just the sound of it.
338
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,660
Romantic getaway-- yes.
339
00:13:44,694 --> 00:13:46,428
So here we go, house rules:
340
00:13:46,463 --> 00:13:48,630
No parties, okay?
341
00:13:48,665 --> 00:13:53,502
No boys, no booze,
no Justin's place.
342
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:55,471
So, basically, no fun.
343
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:56,538
See? They get it.
344
00:13:56,573 --> 00:13:58,540
Yeah. You can
totally trust us.
345
00:13:58,575 --> 00:14:01,376
I thought I could always
trust you; it's just, you...
346
00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:04,613
Okay, Mom-- Justin-- the whole
thing with that was a mistake.
347
00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:05,781
I won't happen again,
348
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:07,483
I promise.
We'll be good, right?
349
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,484
Definitely.
350
00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:10,419
You guys should go.
351
00:14:10,453 --> 00:14:11,720
Okay.
See? We got permission.
352
00:14:11,754 --> 00:14:13,755
I think we need this.
353
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:22,698
(quietly): We are so going to
blow the roof off this place.
354
00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:28,804
(phone rings)
355
00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:30,806
- Hello?
- You lied to me.
356
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,741
Annie?
357
00:14:32,775 --> 00:14:34,743
All this time,
you let me believe
358
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,512
that I killed my daughter.
359
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:38,680
Now, you know that's crazy.
360
00:14:38,715 --> 00:14:41,783
Sutton told me Emma is alive.
361
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:44,386
Sutton is a schizophrenic.
362
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,521
You're a liar!
363
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:46,688
She has been diagnosed with
364
00:14:46,723 --> 00:14:49,658
adolescent onset
schizophrenia, Annie.
365
00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:51,627
She stopped
taking her medication.
366
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:53,495
I'm really sorry
you had to meet her like that.
367
00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,764
She was such
a lovely young girl.
368
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:57,466
All these lies.
369
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,735
She has a loving family
now, Annie.
370
00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:02,471
They'll care for her;
give her the help she needs.
371
00:15:02,505 --> 00:15:03,739
Leave this one alone.
372
00:15:03,773 --> 00:15:06,675
Let this story have
a happy ending.
373
00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:09,378
What about my happy ending?
374
00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:13,615
(hangs up, dial tone)
375
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:21,891
You look pretty.
376
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:22,993
Mm! You think?
377
00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:25,094
I'd like to do you
right here.
378
00:15:25,128 --> 00:15:26,862
As poetic as that sounds,
379
00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:29,164
it's a little unhygienic
around food prep.
380
00:15:33,169 --> 00:15:35,304
- My bad.
- I'll get it.
381
00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:37,306
Trying to use adult glassware
was clearly a mistake.
382
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:41,176
It's fine. I'll stick to the
casual elegance of red plastic.
383
00:15:41,211 --> 00:15:42,878
My God, you were cute!
384
00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:45,914
Like, kid model cute.
385
00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:49,285
You say that like I've turned
into some hideous beast.
386
00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:52,254
Ah, you're okay-- I mean, like,
in a first wife sort of way.
387
00:15:52,289 --> 00:15:54,256
Okay, that's it, you're dead.
388
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,960
(both laugh, giggle)
389
00:15:57,994 --> 00:16:00,195
It's all fun
until someone ends up in tears.
390
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,932
What is your obsession with
family albums, anyway?
391
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,234
Get off your butt
and come help me.
392
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,137
Hey, I have years
to catch up on.
393
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:16,740
EMMA: You and Justin seem
really great together.
394
00:16:16,774 --> 00:16:19,676
Yeah... he's pretty amazing.
395
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,513
Hey, are you okay?
396
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,616
Seem kind of sad.
397
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:26,617
Where's Ethan?
398
00:16:26,651 --> 00:16:28,652
MADS:
Hello!
399
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:30,687
Hey.
400
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,457
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?
401
00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:35,592
- Good.
- Hi!
402
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:37,761
- Good. How are you doin'?
- Good.
403
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,797
Thayer.
404
00:16:51,568 --> 00:16:52,601
(sighs heavily)
Hey...
405
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:56,555
are you all right?
406
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,557
Oh... yeah.
407
00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:03,262
I'm going to go
out on a limb here--
408
00:17:03,296 --> 00:17:05,431
does this have
anything to do with Ethan?
409
00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:08,400
Can someone please
tell me what that guy has
410
00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:10,235
that's so special?
411
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,338
I mean, doesn't that intense
brooding shtick get old?
412
00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:15,307
We had a fight.
413
00:17:15,342 --> 00:17:18,410
Not a fight, but...
414
00:17:18,445 --> 00:17:20,279
a stupid argument at school.
415
00:17:20,313 --> 00:17:24,316
Oh, but I thought
you guys were, uh... broken up?
416
00:17:24,351 --> 00:17:26,051
Yeah.
417
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,219
But...
418
00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,455
But you don't want
to be broken up.
419
00:17:29,489 --> 00:17:31,156
I don't know.
420
00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:33,292
And you know
how he feels, obviously.
421
00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:36,128
No, I... I don't know.
422
00:17:36,162 --> 00:17:38,130
Uh-huh.
423
00:17:38,164 --> 00:17:40,366
Of all times I really need
to talk to somebody--
424
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,301
not that I would ever talk
to Sutton about this...
425
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:44,503
Uh-huh. Of course.
426
00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:45,537
Do you mind?
427
00:17:45,572 --> 00:17:48,273
It's... a little rude.
428
00:17:48,308 --> 00:17:49,508
Right. Sorry.
429
00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:53,278
Can I ask you something?
430
00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:54,413
Not that it's
any of my business,
431
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:57,549
but it does affect
my situation--
432
00:17:57,584 --> 00:18:00,386
what is going on with
you and Sutton?
433
00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:06,091
Here's the deal:
434
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,192
Nothing.
435
00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:10,129
The thing with Sutton
was a mistake.
436
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:16,035
It was a result
of misread cues...
437
00:18:16,069 --> 00:18:17,236
regrettable...
438
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,337
disastrous...
439
00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:20,305
the sooner forgotten the better.
440
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,441
At least those
were the words she used
441
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:25,110
to soften
the blow for me.
442
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,079
Sorry.
443
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:29,656
Yeah, so was I.
444
00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:31,291
And then I got mad.
445
00:18:31,326 --> 00:18:32,492
And, in fact, I told her
446
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:35,562
she had to go find
a new place to live...
447
00:18:35,596 --> 00:18:37,631
which is probably why
she's gone AWOL.
448
00:18:37,665 --> 00:18:40,400
And Sutton is still
into Ethan.
449
00:18:40,435 --> 00:18:41,702
Big-time.
450
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:43,637
That's why I couldn't
be around her.
451
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:46,373
Even though she's totally
kidding herself.
452
00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:47,574
Why do you say that?
453
00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,676
Are you seriously that naive?
454
00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:54,381
You really don't see why?
455
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:55,582
The reason
she's kidding herself
456
00:18:55,616 --> 00:18:57,751
is because that guy's
so into you.
457
00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:00,287
As for Sutton-- who knows?
458
00:19:01,422 --> 00:19:03,256
Is that who you were texting?
459
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,558
Oh, no, that was Ethan.
460
00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:06,360
I was just telling him
to get his sorry ass
461
00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:07,427
over to this party.
462
00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:10,597
You two were made
for each other.
463
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:12,466
Let someone be happy, right?
464
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,471
TED: Didn't I tell you
this would be great?
465
00:19:17,505 --> 00:19:18,705
It has been nice.
466
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,574
And, you know, honestly,
I haven't worried
467
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:22,342
about things at home once.
468
00:19:22,377 --> 00:19:23,710
See?
469
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,346
Gotta be able
to trust your kids.
470
00:19:26,381 --> 00:19:29,616
Every once in a while, it's okay
to leave your problems behind.
471
00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:30,751
Mm.
472
00:19:33,354 --> 00:19:34,421
Ted?
473
00:19:34,455 --> 00:19:36,690
Ted Mercer?
474
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,393
It's me-- Tom.
475
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:40,761
Tom List?
476
00:19:40,795 --> 00:19:42,329
Craniofacial.
477
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:43,530
Hey... hey, buddy.
478
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:45,298
I haven't seen
you guys since
479
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,601
that insane weekend
in Santa Barbara.
480
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,436
Gotta be 20 years.
481
00:19:51,406 --> 00:19:52,406
Annie, right?
482
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,574
Kristin.
483
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,543
That's my wife...
484
00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:58,412
Kristin.
485
00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,513
Senior moment.
486
00:19:59,547 --> 00:20:00,747
I'm the worst with names.
487
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,417
Especially after a few
too many martinis.
488
00:20:03,451 --> 00:20:04,518
It's good
to bump into you again, Ted.
489
00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:06,486
Kristin.
490
00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:07,554
Have a good weekend.
491
00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:09,356
Yeah, you, too.
492
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:14,594
(sighs)
493
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,396
Don't be mad at me.
494
00:20:16,431 --> 00:20:18,565
I'm not mad.
495
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:21,435
You're so far away right now.
496
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:22,669
I thought that's
how you wanted it.
497
00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:23,670
No!
498
00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:26,473
No, not at all.
499
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:29,309
The truth is, there was
something going on yesterday,
500
00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:30,610
and it was big
and it was stressful,
501
00:20:30,645 --> 00:20:33,346
but I needed
to deal with it on my own,
502
00:20:33,381 --> 00:20:36,616
and I did, and
it's... it's done.
503
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:38,618
It's over.
504
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,420
And I feel so much better.
505
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:42,689
So could we just move on?
506
00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:45,492
Secrets were always
Sutton's thing.
507
00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:47,561
I just thought
you were different.
508
00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:49,496
I am different.
509
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:52,466
I am.
510
00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,704
I'm sorry
that I pushed you away.
511
00:20:57,738 --> 00:21:03,410
I wa... I want to tell you
everything and...
512
00:21:03,444 --> 00:21:05,345
who knows how...
513
00:21:05,379 --> 00:21:07,681
much time we have until Sutton
walks through that door
514
00:21:07,715 --> 00:21:09,716
and I have to give back
these glass slippers.
515
00:21:14,522 --> 00:21:16,523
I want us to be together.
516
00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:20,594
Now, while we still can.
517
00:21:20,628 --> 00:21:23,296
So you've told me everything.
518
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,698
CHAR: Okay, guys,
who's ready for
519
00:21:24,732 --> 00:21:27,467
some "Never Have
I Ever"?
520
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:33,607
♪ ♪
521
00:21:33,641 --> 00:21:35,442
Sutton... are you in?
522
00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:37,511
Yeah.
523
00:21:37,545 --> 00:21:40,614
Somebody should explain
the rules to Justin.
524
00:21:40,648 --> 00:21:42,315
Uh, yeah, I'm sure
I can piece it together.
525
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,451
Just so you know-- this is
cranberry juice and club soda.
526
00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:46,720
Alcohol makes me
loud and stupid.
527
00:21:46,754 --> 00:21:48,522
Isn't that the whole
point of the game?
528
00:21:48,556 --> 00:21:50,390
I can have fun without
turning in to my mother.
529
00:21:50,424 --> 00:21:52,292
You know,
I don't feel comfortable
530
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,593
with people drinking
and driving.
531
00:21:53,628 --> 00:21:56,429
Then I will be
the designated driver.
532
00:21:56,464 --> 00:21:57,597
I have no interest
in secrets, anyway.
533
00:21:57,632 --> 00:21:59,332
Oh, my brother can
give me a ride.
534
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,667
Would anybody like
some more vino?
535
00:22:00,701 --> 00:22:04,304
(whispering):
Is this a good idea?
536
00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,474
Not if you've got
something to hide.
537
00:22:13,679 --> 00:22:15,409
Honey, it didn't mean anything.
538
00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:17,778
But Annie...
I mean, isn't that odd?
539
00:22:17,813 --> 00:22:20,514
It's a pretty common name.
I mean...
540
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:24,418
it's not like it was Apple,
or Blanket. Something.
541
00:22:24,453 --> 00:22:26,721
Plus, you can't listen to that
bozo; the guy was hammered.
542
00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:29,724
Just be glad he wasn't
performing a bone graft on you.
543
00:22:29,758 --> 00:22:32,793
I've never been
to Santa Barbara.
544
00:22:32,828 --> 00:22:35,696
Neither have I.
545
00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:37,565
You know, we should go sometime.
546
00:22:40,769 --> 00:22:43,704
♪ ♪
547
00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:53,714
Okay. Never have I
ever shoplifted.
548
00:22:56,518 --> 00:22:58,419
Derek.
549
00:22:58,453 --> 00:22:59,620
Shoplifting's
a chick thing.
550
00:22:59,654 --> 00:23:01,555
Not when you're stealing
a belt sander.
551
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,624
CHAR:
Never have I ever...
552
00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:06,527
kissed a girl.
Nope.
553
00:23:06,561 --> 00:23:08,729
DEREK:
All right.
554
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,364
You never told me!
555
00:23:10,399 --> 00:23:11,732
It was at soccer camp.
One time.
556
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:13,567
Never have I ever...
557
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:15,636
pictured the lunch
lady buck naked.
558
00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:16,737
Hold on. Which one?
559
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,706
DEREK:
Dude. The hot chick with
560
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:22,410
the big ass, not the
unibrow and the hairnet...
561
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,345
THAYER:
Oh...
562
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:25,713
I guess either of them.
563
00:23:25,747 --> 00:23:28,416
Thanks, dude.
Now we all have.
564
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,551
Hey, listen.
565
00:23:30,585 --> 00:23:32,820
I just wanted to thank you.
566
00:23:32,854 --> 00:23:34,688
- For...
- Yeah. Sure.
567
00:23:34,723 --> 00:23:36,557
It's a fun party.
568
00:23:36,591 --> 00:23:38,826
What?
No. No, no, no.
569
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:41,729
For telling us about your
whole birth mother search.
570
00:23:41,763 --> 00:23:46,600
And if there's anything that
I could do, to help, you know...
571
00:23:47,669 --> 00:23:50,571
Never have I ever...
572
00:23:50,605 --> 00:23:53,741
gone all the way with someone
573
00:23:53,775 --> 00:23:55,609
that I truly love.
574
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:05,619
♪ ♪
575
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,555
Never have I ever...
576
00:24:07,589 --> 00:24:10,458
kissed someone in
the past 24 hours.
577
00:24:13,361 --> 00:24:15,663
Intriguing, but I'm sorry...
578
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,566
Wish I had the chance.
579
00:24:21,603 --> 00:24:23,471
- Whoa, hey....
- What?
580
00:24:29,478 --> 00:24:31,545
(clears throat)
581
00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,314
I'm going to head home.
582
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,415
You sure?
583
00:24:34,449 --> 00:24:36,383
Yeah, I've got to work tomorrow.
584
00:24:36,418 --> 00:24:38,419
Why don't you stay
and help me clean up?
585
00:24:38,453 --> 00:24:39,753
Uh, I can drop Char
and Derek off, and then
586
00:24:39,788 --> 00:24:41,422
swing by
the club for Justin.
587
00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:42,799
Uh, I'm gonna be
going with him, too.
588
00:24:42,824 --> 00:24:44,024
Okay.
589
00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:52,766
(phone vibrates)
590
00:25:04,346 --> 00:25:05,479
(sighs)
591
00:25:10,485 --> 00:25:12,286
EMMA:
I don't know.
592
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,354
Justin's house?
593
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:14,522
Mom and Dad
were very clear.
594
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,257
I'm not doing
anything wrong.
595
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,526
I just want to spend the
night with the guy I love.
596
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,693
Please be careful.
597
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:22,363
Always.
See you in the morning.
598
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:24,565
Try and sober up, okay?
599
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,441
Ooh...
600
00:25:53,495 --> 00:25:55,729
What are we doing?
601
00:25:55,764 --> 00:25:58,399
What are we waiting for?
602
00:26:01,403 --> 00:26:04,238
I think...
603
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:05,639
we should...
604
00:26:05,674 --> 00:26:08,275
you know...
605
00:26:09,644 --> 00:26:11,445
I think you've had
too much to drink.
606
00:26:11,479 --> 00:26:14,515
Mm-mm, I'm fine.
607
00:26:14,549 --> 00:26:16,383
I'm fine.
608
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:19,253
Don't patronize me.
609
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,455
I'm serious.
610
00:26:21,489 --> 00:26:23,691
Really.
611
00:26:25,527 --> 00:26:27,561
It's you and me, babe.
612
00:26:27,596 --> 00:26:30,598
Did you just call me "babe"?
613
00:26:32,534 --> 00:26:36,503
(giggles) That was the
wine talking, but...
614
00:26:36,538 --> 00:26:38,405
(giggles) That's interesting.
All right.
615
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,673
I'm going to put you to bed.
616
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:41,609
No, I'm going to put
you to bed, mister.
617
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,344
Okay, that'll do.
All right.
618
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:47,648
Mm, my hero.
Okay.
619
00:26:49,618 --> 00:26:51,285
Here.
620
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:52,519
Why don't you want me?
621
00:26:52,554 --> 00:26:55,322
Is it because I've
had just a little,
622
00:26:55,357 --> 00:26:57,758
teensy, tiny bit
too much to drink?
623
00:26:57,792 --> 00:27:00,294
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
624
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:02,329
I don't want to talk
about it tomorrow.
625
00:27:07,369 --> 00:27:08,602
You're a really hard guy
626
00:27:08,637 --> 00:27:10,671
to be in a relationship
with, you know that?
627
00:27:10,705 --> 00:27:14,375
You're in, and then
you're out, and then...
628
00:27:14,409 --> 00:27:16,610
who knows what you want?
629
00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:20,447
Come back.
630
00:27:21,449 --> 00:27:23,350
(sighs)
631
00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:29,256
Back from the party?
632
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,692
Looks that way.
633
00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:34,295
You have fun?
Mads have fun?
634
00:27:34,329 --> 00:27:36,297
I don't know, ask her.
635
00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:37,564
Sit down, sit down, Thayer.
636
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,637
Listen, I know you got a lot of
anger directed at me right now.
637
00:27:43,672 --> 00:27:47,274
It's understandable. I've been
a bit of a hardass, haven't I?
638
00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:49,443
When it comes to
your future, and...
639
00:27:49,477 --> 00:27:53,514
law school, a clerkship,
a job at the D.A...
640
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:55,757
Probably right across the
hall from your office.
641
00:27:55,782 --> 00:27:56,617
Yeah.
642
00:27:56,618 --> 00:27:58,686
You had my whole future planned
out for me, didn't you?
643
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,113
I guess I did.
644
00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:01,448
And you don't see
how messed up that is?
645
00:28:01,456 --> 00:28:03,624
I do, and that's what I want
to talk to you about, okay?
646
00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:05,259
There's no way to say it...
647
00:28:05,293 --> 00:28:06,660
I messed up.
648
00:28:06,695 --> 00:28:08,595
Yeah, okay.
649
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:13,300
Thayer, you know, the-these last
few months, of you being in L.A.
650
00:28:13,335 --> 00:28:15,369
and us not talking...
that's, that's not good.
651
00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,271
We used to do stuff
together, you and me.
652
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:20,341
We'd go to the batting cages,
or we'd go to the driving range.
653
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:21,709
Yeah, well, we haven't
done that stuff in years.
654
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:25,412
That doesn't mean I don't
miss it like hell.
655
00:28:25,447 --> 00:28:27,581
Son, I'm not going to
interfere in your life.
656
00:28:27,615 --> 00:28:29,316
I'm going to stay out of it.
657
00:28:29,351 --> 00:28:31,251
But I got a little
advice for you.
658
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:34,288
Don't let anyone else
stand in your way, either.
659
00:28:34,322 --> 00:28:35,756
Meaning?
Sutton.
660
00:28:39,461 --> 00:28:41,295
I know how you feel about her.
661
00:28:41,329 --> 00:28:42,563
Okay.
662
00:28:42,597 --> 00:28:44,732
Thayer.
663
00:28:54,676 --> 00:28:56,577
What is this?
664
00:28:56,611 --> 00:28:59,313
It's just a little something.
That's for your gaming.
665
00:28:59,347 --> 00:29:01,448
Should be enough to get
a presentation together.
666
00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:04,618
Then down the line, maybe I can
introduce you to some V.C. guys.
667
00:29:04,652 --> 00:29:07,688
And rustle up some real money.
668
00:29:07,722 --> 00:29:10,391
- Dad, why are you doing this?
- I miss you.
669
00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:12,493
I don't care about
a future lawyer.
670
00:29:12,527 --> 00:29:15,229
I want my son back.
671
00:29:15,263 --> 00:29:17,231
LAUREL: Well, aren't I going to
get the house tour?
672
00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:19,633
We can start in the great rooms
and then work our way through.
673
00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,668
(giggles)
674
00:29:21,703 --> 00:29:23,670
It's perfect.
675
00:29:24,672 --> 00:29:26,440
All thanks to your dad.
676
00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:29,410
All thanks to my persuasion.
677
00:29:29,444 --> 00:29:32,279
Yeah, that too.
678
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:36,250
Um, okay, I'm not going to
dock you any style points
679
00:29:36,284 --> 00:29:38,352
since you just moved in,
but pretty soon we will
680
00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:40,421
have to go house shopping.
681
00:29:40,455 --> 00:29:41,522
That's cool.
682
00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:43,724
Uh-oh.
What's that?
683
00:29:43,758 --> 00:29:48,362
I'm guessing baseball
cards or comic books
684
00:29:48,396 --> 00:29:51,265
and hoping it isn't porn.
685
00:29:51,299 --> 00:29:53,500
Hey, oh...
686
00:29:53,535 --> 00:29:55,269
Let's give it some time.
687
00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:57,371
I just moved in.
688
00:29:57,405 --> 00:30:00,374
Okay. I won't touch a thing.
689
00:30:00,408 --> 00:30:02,643
Now...
690
00:30:02,677 --> 00:30:05,379
I never said that.
691
00:30:06,414 --> 00:30:08,348
I like the way you think.
692
00:30:08,383 --> 00:30:10,584
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
693
00:30:14,389 --> 00:30:16,457
What are you thinking now?
694
00:30:16,491 --> 00:30:18,258
(murmuring)
695
00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:21,562
(phone ringing)
696
00:30:21,596 --> 00:30:23,697
(Emma groans)
697
00:30:23,731 --> 00:30:26,433
(phone ringing)
698
00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:35,676
(ringing continues)
699
00:30:38,646 --> 00:30:40,547
TED (answering machine): Hello,
you've reached the Mercers.
700
00:30:40,582 --> 00:30:41,682
Please leave a message.
701
00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,518
(dial tone sounds)
702
00:30:49,491 --> 00:30:51,391
(phone ringing)
703
00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:02,369
(dial tone sounds)
704
00:31:05,607 --> 00:31:07,407
Sure you don't want
to leave a message?
705
00:31:07,442 --> 00:31:08,609
At least someone
will know you're here.
706
00:31:08,643 --> 00:31:11,545
No, I don't want
to waste my call.
707
00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,247
I'll just try again later.
708
00:31:15,683 --> 00:31:18,385
(approaching footsteps)
709
00:31:58,660 --> 00:32:00,294
Hey, sis.
710
00:32:00,328 --> 00:32:02,229
What are you doing here?
711
00:32:02,263 --> 00:32:04,398
A red flag went up when
you told me to wait
712
00:32:04,432 --> 00:32:05,632
till I got home to fence this.
713
00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:08,268
Funny, the pawn
shop here in Phoenix
714
00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:11,305
says this is all
fake costume junk.
715
00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:13,540
Any idea why that might be?
716
00:32:15,376 --> 00:32:16,543
I have no idea.
717
00:32:16,578 --> 00:32:18,679
I'll get you some
real stuff now.
718
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:25,371
Get you a ring, this...
Oh!
719
00:32:25,372 --> 00:32:27,391
I think you're gonna
give me more than that.
720
00:32:28,222 --> 00:32:29,323
You look hot, Emma.
721
00:32:29,357 --> 00:32:30,457
Oh, God.
722
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,192
Who knew the combination
of white trash
723
00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:34,528
and social poser could
be such a turn-on?
724
00:32:34,562 --> 00:32:36,396
Ew, Travis,
you're disgusting.
725
00:32:36,431 --> 00:32:38,665
(groaning)
726
00:32:44,272 --> 00:32:46,473
(gasps)
727
00:33:12,372 --> 00:33:14,439
What are you doing?
728
00:33:16,542 --> 00:33:18,810
Uh...
729
00:33:18,845 --> 00:33:22,547
I'm-I'm sorry, um...
730
00:33:22,582 --> 00:33:25,484
It's just, you seemed so
secretive about it
731
00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:27,419
and I wanted...
732
00:33:27,453 --> 00:33:30,789
You wanted to know
what was in it.
733
00:33:30,823 --> 00:33:35,460
Don't you remember what
curiosity did to the cat?
734
00:33:36,763 --> 00:33:40,399
It got her a
pretty awesome present.
735
00:33:48,408 --> 00:33:49,708
It was my mom's.
736
00:33:49,742 --> 00:33:52,377
I've been waiting for
a special occasion,
737
00:33:52,412 --> 00:33:55,781
but I guess this is
as special as any.
738
00:33:55,815 --> 00:33:58,483
Um...
739
00:33:59,819 --> 00:34:03,822
I'm never taking this off.
740
00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:13,598
Why didn't you tell me you
saw this creep kiss me?
741
00:34:13,633 --> 00:34:15,667
Figured it was up
to you to tell me.
742
00:34:15,701 --> 00:34:17,502
I didn't know
why you were upset.
743
00:34:17,537 --> 00:34:19,504
You were tormenting me by
not saying anything.
744
00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:23,375
And you know what? I'm so over
this "man of few words" act.
745
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:25,075
Well, why wouldn't you
tell me that this guy
746
00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,579
was here extorting you?
747
00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:28,332
Because if anything
bad happened,
748
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:29,980
I didn't want you
to get in trouble.
749
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:32,784
It's not like it would
have been your first strike.
750
00:34:32,819 --> 00:34:34,486
And that's the entire reason?
751
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,355
Well, yeah!
752
00:34:37,390 --> 00:34:38,590
What else would there be?
753
00:34:38,624 --> 00:34:40,759
What are you not telling me?
754
00:34:40,793 --> 00:34:43,662
I was embarrassed, okay?
755
00:34:43,696 --> 00:34:47,732
I was ashamed about
what I come from.
756
00:34:47,767 --> 00:34:50,502
You do realize
I live in a trailer.
757
00:34:50,536 --> 00:34:54,406
I'm surrounded by rusty
motorcycles and spare car parts.
758
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,742
But all you've seen me
as is this princess
759
00:34:57,777 --> 00:34:59,478
wearing Sutton's
gorgeous clothes,
760
00:34:59,512 --> 00:35:01,313
and driving her swanky car.
761
00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:03,548
And it was this fantasy,
and I didn't want it to end.
762
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:08,520
But I knew that
if you saw this--
763
00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:12,724
saw who I really was--
764
00:35:12,758 --> 00:35:14,759
it'd just be over.
765
00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:18,797
That may be the dumbest
thing you've ever said.
766
00:35:20,399 --> 00:35:22,767
(sighs)
767
00:35:22,802 --> 00:35:27,305
Plus, I was afraid
you might kill him.
768
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,508
And I wasn't very far off.
I mean, look at us.
769
00:35:29,542 --> 00:35:31,610
All of a sudden, we're
in a Coen Brothers movie.
770
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,714
He's fine.
771
00:35:35,748 --> 00:35:37,682
I mean, the guy deserves
a lot worse than what he got.
772
00:35:37,717 --> 00:35:40,452
I knew there was someone
in the house when I got up
773
00:35:40,486 --> 00:35:43,655
to get the phone.
The phone?
774
00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:45,457
Who was calling in
the middle of the night?
775
00:35:48,661 --> 00:35:51,630
Las Vegas
Juvenile Detention Center.
776
00:35:51,664 --> 00:35:52,764
You don't think...
777
00:35:52,798 --> 00:35:56,735
Oh, my God... Sutton?
778
00:35:56,769 --> 00:35:59,704
LAUREL:
Hey, I'm home.
779
00:35:59,739 --> 00:36:03,642
Sutton?
Rise and shine.
780
00:36:03,676 --> 00:36:05,677
(phone rings)
781
00:36:09,415 --> 00:36:10,582
Hello?
782
00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:12,384
Laurel, thank God.
It's Sutton.
783
00:36:12,418 --> 00:36:15,487
Hey, Sutton, are you...
at Ethan's?
784
00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:16,755
No, why would you think that?
785
00:36:16,789 --> 00:36:19,524
Well, you were pretty buzzed
last night and basically
786
00:36:19,559 --> 00:36:22,761
throwing yourself at him by
the end of the night, so...
787
00:36:22,795 --> 00:36:24,429
KRISTIN:
Hello?
788
00:36:24,463 --> 00:36:26,498
Girls?
789
00:36:26,532 --> 00:36:28,567
Hold on.
Empty sighting.
790
00:36:28,601 --> 00:36:30,769
TED:
Hello!
791
00:36:36,709 --> 00:36:40,445
Dude, you gotta come home right
now. Mom and Dad just got back.
792
00:36:40,479 --> 00:36:42,647
Wait, no! I need help.
I'm stuck in Ju...
793
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:49,621
(sighs)
794
00:36:51,757 --> 00:36:53,758
Come on!
795
00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:56,361
Sorry, you know the rules.
One phone call.
796
00:36:56,395 --> 00:36:59,364
I... No, I-I need to
get a message to somebody.
797
00:36:59,398 --> 00:37:00,565
You don't understand.
798
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,301
Mm-hmm.
799
00:37:04,437 --> 00:37:05,770
Letter's always nice.
800
00:37:09,342 --> 00:37:11,409
Hello, darling.
801
00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:13,712
- You guys are back early.
- We wanted to catch you
802
00:37:13,746 --> 00:37:16,281
in the act of throwing
that big blowout party.
803
00:37:16,315 --> 00:37:19,718
Yes, well, as you can see,
it's all cleaned up.
804
00:37:19,752 --> 00:37:21,753
That's a nice bracelet.
I haven't seen that before.
805
00:37:21,787 --> 00:37:25,357
Yeah. Where'd you get that?
806
00:37:25,391 --> 00:37:28,727
Oh... um...
a little vintage shop downtown.
807
00:37:28,761 --> 00:37:32,530
You always have such a good eye
for jewelry.
808
00:37:32,565 --> 00:37:34,332
(giggles)
Yeah, no kidding.
809
00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:35,567
Where's Sutton?
810
00:37:35,601 --> 00:37:37,502
Probably having breakfast
at the club.
811
00:37:37,536 --> 00:37:39,504
She's such a princess.
812
00:37:39,538 --> 00:37:41,373
(giggles)
813
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:43,575
SUTTON:
Hey, Mom and Dad...
814
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:46,344
you should know that the girl
living in my room right now
815
00:37:46,379 --> 00:37:48,613
and calling herself "Sutton"
isn't me.
816
00:37:48,648 --> 00:37:52,651
She's stolen my identity,
my family and friends,
817
00:37:52,685 --> 00:37:54,619
and I'm now afraid
of how far she'll go
818
00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:56,655
to keep me from taking
my life back.
819
00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,328
What are you looking at?
820
00:38:03,362 --> 00:38:06,498
Didn't we have an old photograph
of Annie Sewell in here?
821
00:38:06,532 --> 00:38:08,400
This isn't because of what that
drunk said
822
00:38:08,434 --> 00:38:09,467
at the conference, is it?
823
00:38:09,502 --> 00:38:11,269
I don't know.
824
00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:14,439
I just can't seem to get her out
of my head for some reason.
825
00:38:14,473 --> 00:38:18,410
I could swear we
had an old photograph.
826
00:38:18,444 --> 00:38:23,348
You know, I haven't
looked at that thing in years.
827
00:38:23,382 --> 00:38:25,483
Hey, one of the pages
has been torn out.
828
00:38:25,518 --> 00:38:28,420
Could've been one of the kids
when they were younger.
829
00:38:28,454 --> 00:38:30,455
What happened to her?
830
00:38:30,489 --> 00:38:32,324
Annie Sewell.
831
00:38:32,358 --> 00:38:34,459
Who knows?
832
00:38:34,493 --> 00:38:37,462
I think she pretty much fell off
the grid.
833
00:38:48,307 --> 00:38:50,408
Annie?
834
00:38:50,443 --> 00:38:53,311
Time for your meds.
835
00:38:55,314 --> 00:38:57,515
Annie?
836
00:39:02,254 --> 00:39:04,322
Ms. Hobbs?
837
00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:06,351
Doctor?
838
00:39:12,855 --> 00:39:15,223
What makes you think I won't go
straight to the cops, tell them
839
00:39:15,224 --> 00:39:18,296
all about Emma's sister scam?
Go ahead.
840
00:39:19,014 --> 00:39:21,115
Something tells me they're gonna
be more interested in you.
841
00:39:21,149 --> 00:39:23,050
Breaking and entering,
842
00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:25,252
extortion, sexual assault.
843
00:39:25,287 --> 00:39:28,022
That's ten to 20, easy.
844
00:39:28,056 --> 00:39:29,089
What are you, a legal expert?
845
00:39:29,124 --> 00:39:31,358
No, I'm an eyewitness, douche.
846
00:39:31,393 --> 00:39:34,228
Okay, so it was definitely
Sutton who called your house.
847
00:39:34,262 --> 00:39:37,164
Apparently, she was sent from
some psych clinic in L.A.
848
00:39:37,199 --> 00:39:38,294
Oh, my God.
849
00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:40,260
Yeah, well, here's the good
news, is they dropped Emma's
850
00:39:40,302 --> 00:39:44,104
assault charges on this idiot.
So, Sutton's being released.
851
00:39:44,139 --> 00:39:46,240
Okay, well, why isn't she
answering the phone?
852
00:39:46,274 --> 00:39:48,075
I've called her and texted her.
853
00:39:48,109 --> 00:39:49,176
Probably took her phone.
854
00:39:49,211 --> 00:39:51,145
Who would post bail
for Emma Becker?
855
00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:53,380
They wouldn't give me
any more information. Sorry.
856
00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:56,250
Wow!
857
00:39:56,284 --> 00:39:58,118
You got both
these dudes whipped.
858
00:39:58,153 --> 00:40:00,120
Must be making it
worth their while, huh?
859
00:40:00,155 --> 00:40:03,057
You want to take a trip
to the hospital, huh?
860
00:40:03,091 --> 00:40:05,159
Hey, hey, relax, relax!
861
00:40:16,204 --> 00:40:17,238
All right.
862
00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:18,973
Okay.
863
00:40:19,007 --> 00:40:20,241
Come on.
864
00:40:20,275 --> 00:40:22,042
Here's the deal.
865
00:40:22,077 --> 00:40:24,245
You're gonna get in this
crapbox and you're gonna go
866
00:40:24,279 --> 00:40:26,080
to whatever hole
you crawled out of.
867
00:40:26,114 --> 00:40:29,049
No stops, no detours.
868
00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:31,218
Oh, and do obey
the speed limits.
869
00:40:33,188 --> 00:40:37,057
If I ever catch you
in Phoenix again...
870
00:40:37,092 --> 00:40:41,128
a prison sentence will be
the least of your worries.
871
00:40:49,337 --> 00:40:54,041
(car door creaks open and shut)
872
00:40:54,075 --> 00:40:56,310
(phone vibrates)
873
00:41:01,182 --> 00:41:04,118
GUARD: We do hope you've
enjoyed your stay.
874
00:41:04,152 --> 00:41:06,120
Come back and visit anytime.
875
00:41:09,157 --> 00:41:11,158
So, you're seriously
not gonna tell me
876
00:41:11,192 --> 00:41:13,127
who signed to let me out?
877
00:41:13,161 --> 00:41:17,064
Told you, it says "anonymous."
Doesn't happen every day.
878
00:41:17,098 --> 00:41:20,034
You must have friends
in high places.
879
00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:44,325
(horn honking)
880
00:41:46,194 --> 00:41:49,029
Yo! Emma!
881
00:41:49,064 --> 00:41:51,231
Get over here!
Hi...
882
00:41:51,266 --> 00:41:53,133
Thought everybody got
one call from Juvie.
883
00:41:53,168 --> 00:41:55,969
Or is that just, like,
urban legend?
884
00:41:56,004 --> 00:41:58,238
Uh, no, that's
true, actually.
885
00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:01,175
Uh-huh. And you don't use yours
to call your best friend?
886
00:42:01,209 --> 00:42:04,311
Bi-atch, you got some 'splaining
to do. Get in the car.
887
00:42:04,346 --> 00:42:07,948
Sorry. Do you remember my,
uh, cousin Norman?
888
00:42:07,982 --> 00:42:11,085
The like, thick-necked--
do you want a chip?--
889
00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:13,120
bull-neck, ex-Marine
homophobic guy
890
00:42:13,154 --> 00:42:15,089
who has like all the
Patti LuPone CDs?
891
00:42:15,123 --> 00:42:16,890
I mean, dude, like, don't ask,
892
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:19,193
don't tell,
just don't kid yourself.
893
00:42:19,227 --> 00:42:21,061
Uh... right... No...
894
00:42:21,096 --> 00:42:22,528
He works Juvie security,
895
00:42:22,553 --> 00:42:24,046
and he found out that
you were getting sprung.
896
00:42:24,099 --> 00:42:27,000
So, lucky for you,
I was able to go home,
897
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:29,002
and, uh, jumpstart
the ol' Pequod.
898
00:42:32,006 --> 00:42:34,942
Thanks, Lexi, for not leaving me
on the side of the road
899
00:42:34,976 --> 00:42:39,046
in the desert
and having to walk home.
900
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,248
Right, thank you.
901
00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:42,916
It's cool.
902
00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:44,151
Dude, what happened to
903
00:42:44,185 --> 00:42:46,987
"I'm gonna call you
every three days," huh?
904
00:42:47,021 --> 00:42:48,989
Did you hear from You-Know-Who?
905
00:42:49,023 --> 00:42:50,157
Do you know what
your next move is gonna be?
906
00:42:53,128 --> 00:42:56,964
It's cool. You can just tell
me everything while we drive.
907
00:42:56,989 --> 00:43:00,989
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