1 00:00:01,006 --> 00:00:02,764 Previously on The Lying Game... 2 00:00:03,019 --> 00:00:04,219 Ethan! (gasps) 3 00:00:04,236 --> 00:00:06,337 You're still so clearly into Sutton. 4 00:00:06,371 --> 00:00:08,005 Alec paid me. 5 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,107 I don't know what you mean. 6 00:00:10,141 --> 00:00:11,141 About you. 7 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:12,443 (wheezing, monitor beeping) 8 00:00:12,477 --> 00:00:14,462 - You need to step out. - No, I... 9 00:00:14,762 --> 00:00:16,378 I came to find my birth mother, 10 00:00:16,399 --> 00:00:18,315 and you've held me here against my will. 11 00:00:18,565 --> 00:00:19,966 What? What is going on? 12 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,768 I thought I was going home. 13 00:00:21,802 --> 00:00:22,902 You are, Emma. 14 00:00:22,936 --> 00:00:24,537 Home to Las Vegas. 15 00:00:25,572 --> 00:00:26,939 I wanted tonight to be special. 16 00:00:26,974 --> 00:00:29,642 I'm really starting to fall for you, Laurel. 17 00:00:32,546 --> 00:00:33,780 KRISTIN: Laurel? 18 00:00:33,814 --> 00:00:35,548 I'm not gonna go anywhere, okay? 19 00:00:35,582 --> 00:00:36,883 You have to. 20 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:38,551 EMMA: My pervy foster brother 21 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:39,852 set me up and said I was stealing. 22 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:41,621 Hey, Emma. 23 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:42,588 (gasps) 24 00:00:42,623 --> 00:00:43,756 So you've got a twin. 25 00:00:43,791 --> 00:00:45,691 What'd you do, kill her? 26 00:00:48,595 --> 00:00:51,764 (phone vibrating) 27 00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:53,699 I really need to get that. 28 00:00:53,734 --> 00:00:54,934 Is that so? 29 00:00:54,968 --> 00:00:57,537 Maybe you'd like a mani-pedi, too. 30 00:00:57,571 --> 00:01:00,573 Your caseworker gets here, you get your call. 31 00:01:01,975 --> 00:01:04,644 EMMA: Travis, school is out of the question. 32 00:01:04,678 --> 00:01:07,814 I told you where we'd meet, so be there or forget it. 33 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,684 Hey, everything okay? 34 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:12,919 Yeah, it's fine. 35 00:01:12,953 --> 00:01:14,654 - Was that Sutton? - Are you serious? 36 00:01:14,688 --> 00:01:15,922 She hasn't spoken to me since she saw 37 00:01:15,956 --> 00:01:18,691 those pictures of us kissing at homecoming. 38 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:19,959 Well, there were a lot of them. 39 00:01:19,993 --> 00:01:21,694 Guess she's still jealous. 40 00:01:21,728 --> 00:01:22,929 Why? It's not like we're a couple. 41 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:24,630 No one said we were. 44 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:30,503 and now, all of a sudden, I'm bothering the hell out of you. 45 00:01:30,537 --> 00:01:33,639 Let's just say, you can't run from your past. 46 00:01:33,674 --> 00:01:35,641 Sooner or later, it'll track you down. 47 00:01:35,676 --> 00:01:37,710 I don't know what people around here have been 48 00:01:37,744 --> 00:01:39,579 telling you about me, but there's... Ethan, I'm sorry. 49 00:01:39,613 --> 00:01:42,889 It's not... it's not you. 50 00:01:43,584 --> 00:01:44,817 It's about my life. 51 00:01:44,852 --> 00:01:46,686 (cell phone ringing) 52 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,554 Is that Sutton? 53 00:01:48,589 --> 00:01:50,623 (school bell ringing) 54 00:01:50,657 --> 00:01:52,658 Or not. 55 00:01:52,693 --> 00:01:54,594 I can't be late for class. 56 00:01:54,628 --> 00:01:56,896 Wait, wait, come here. 57 00:01:56,930 --> 00:02:00,733 Look, I realize I screwed up, all right? 58 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:02,501 You and I make a pretty good team. 59 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:03,870 Just let me help you. 60 00:02:03,904 --> 00:02:07,740 I'm sorry, I just-- I have a lot on my plate right now. 61 00:02:09,743 --> 00:02:11,677 MADS: Moved? No, that's not possible. 62 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:14,513 We were just there last night. 63 00:02:14,548 --> 00:02:16,515 Well, moved where? 64 00:02:16,550 --> 00:02:17,483 (mouthing) 65 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:18,618 Uh, well, can you tell me 66 00:02:18,652 --> 00:02:19,785 the address of this new place? 67 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:20,853 Confidential? 68 00:02:20,888 --> 00:02:22,421 Why would it be confidential? 69 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:24,490 At the request of his mother? 70 00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:26,859 Okay, thanks. 71 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,763 Oh, my God. 72 00:02:30,797 --> 00:02:33,633 Guys, they moved Eduardo to another hospital. 73 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:37,503 If I hadn't told him my feelings, 74 00:02:37,537 --> 00:02:38,771 none of this would've even happened. 75 00:02:38,805 --> 00:02:40,740 - That's not true. - You can't say that. 76 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:42,441 Okay, I'm sorry, guys. 77 00:02:42,476 --> 00:02:43,643 Maybe I should just go. No. 78 00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:45,578 Not on my watch. 79 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:47,446 Look, I know this is awful, 80 00:02:47,481 --> 00:02:49,448 but if you think your friends are gonna let you 81 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:50,917 go through it alone, you're crazy. 82 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:52,785 We're gonna go inside, pop some popcorn, 83 00:02:52,819 --> 00:02:55,488 find some Real Housewives to veg out to, 84 00:02:55,522 --> 00:02:56,822 whatever. 85 00:02:56,857 --> 00:02:58,758 But we're gonna stick together, right? 86 00:02:58,792 --> 00:02:59,959 Sounds like a plan. 87 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:02,762 MADS: You're the best. 88 00:03:04,898 --> 00:03:06,866 I'll join you guys later. 89 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,468 I'm so sorry. 90 00:03:09,503 --> 00:03:11,771 I have to do... an errand. 91 00:03:11,805 --> 00:03:13,572 For my parents. 92 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:19,679 I mean, seriously? 93 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:24,450 Okay, that was uncool. 94 00:03:24,484 --> 00:03:25,651 What? 95 00:03:25,686 --> 00:03:27,453 First of all, you're running around 96 00:03:27,487 --> 00:03:28,788 all paranoid, convinced that someone is after you. 97 00:03:28,822 --> 00:03:30,723 Now your best friend is grieving, and you say 98 00:03:30,757 --> 00:03:32,825 you got to, what, pick up some paper towels or something? 99 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,694 You don't understand. 100 00:03:34,728 --> 00:03:35,895 No, I don't. 101 00:03:35,929 --> 00:03:37,830 'Cause in my book, car wrecks, comas, 102 00:03:37,864 --> 00:03:40,566 almost dying sort of trump birth mother search. 103 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,435 This isn't just about that! 104 00:03:42,469 --> 00:03:44,470 Then tell me what it is about. (cell phone ringing) 105 00:03:44,504 --> 00:03:45,738 Because that way, I can go in there 106 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:47,807 and try and cover for you. 107 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:49,608 I can't do this now. 108 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:52,511 You must love doing everything alone. 109 00:03:52,546 --> 00:03:55,448 No. 110 00:03:55,482 --> 00:03:57,850 No, I hate it. 111 00:04:09,496 --> 00:04:11,364 Still don't see why we couldn't have worked this out 112 00:04:11,398 --> 00:04:12,365 in your bedroom last night. 113 00:04:12,399 --> 00:04:13,666 Much nicer venue. 114 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,368 So what's your plan? 115 00:04:15,402 --> 00:04:16,836 Get me sent back to foster care in Vegas? 116 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:20,840 Look, I don't give a crap about your Nancy Drew mystery. 117 00:04:20,874 --> 00:04:23,409 I just want a little piece of the action. 118 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:25,578 You find a time the Mercers aren't home, 119 00:04:25,612 --> 00:04:26,679 leave a door unlocked... 120 00:04:26,713 --> 00:04:28,447 No, Travis. 121 00:04:28,482 --> 00:04:31,517 I can't. They have been like family to me. 122 00:04:31,551 --> 00:04:34,587 And I'm sure you've been just like family to them in return. 123 00:04:34,621 --> 00:04:35,821 You know, honest and up front. 124 00:04:35,856 --> 00:04:38,491 Chillax, sis. 125 00:04:38,525 --> 00:04:39,658 We're not gonna clean them out. 126 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:41,560 Just lift a few things. 127 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:43,496 We do it right, 128 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:45,498 they don't even notice. 129 00:04:45,532 --> 00:04:47,466 Like this, for instance. 130 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:51,504 Wait for my call. 131 00:04:51,538 --> 00:04:53,739 Knew I could count on you. 132 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:57,510 After all, we're family. 133 00:05:01,481 --> 00:05:02,715 ♪ Uh ♪ 134 00:05:02,740 --> 00:05:06,740 ♪ Lying Game 1x08 ♪ Never Have I Ever Original Air Date on October 3, 2011 135 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:10,741 == sync, corrected by elderman == 136 00:05:11,391 --> 00:05:13,592 ♪ Uh, uh-uh ♪ 137 00:05:13,627 --> 00:05:16,328 ♪ Uh, uh-uh, uh ♪ 138 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:17,763 ♪ Watch out for this girl ♪ 139 00:05:17,798 --> 00:05:20,699 ♪ She's got a gun for a tongue. ♪ 140 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:22,768 TED: Yeah, I liked the guy. 141 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,946 But when I saw him in bed with my daughter, 142 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:26,748 I liked him a hell of a lot less. 143 00:05:26,783 --> 00:05:28,984 Again, nothing happened. 144 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:30,686 "Nothing happened." I just... We fell asleep. 145 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,587 I just find that so hard to believe. 146 00:05:32,622 --> 00:05:33,922 LAUREL: We decided we weren't ready. 147 00:05:33,956 --> 00:05:35,791 He wants to wait. 148 00:05:35,825 --> 00:05:37,592 He said that I was worth waiting for. 149 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:38,994 Well, he's right. You are. 150 00:05:39,028 --> 00:05:40,629 Still doesn't explain 151 00:05:40,663 --> 00:05:42,597 how you ended up in that situation, I mean, 152 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:43,832 on the floor of some deserted house. 153 00:05:43,866 --> 00:05:45,701 He doesn't want to live like that, Dad. 154 00:05:45,735 --> 00:05:47,636 He needs help. 155 00:05:47,670 --> 00:05:48,970 Okay, sweetheart, I feel sorry for the guy, 156 00:05:49,005 --> 00:05:50,672 but the responsible thing to do 157 00:05:50,707 --> 00:05:51,873 is contact the authorities. 158 00:05:51,908 --> 00:05:52,974 LAUREL: He'll get kicked out 159 00:05:53,009 --> 00:05:54,710 of Arroyo and the golf team. 160 00:05:54,744 --> 00:05:56,044 I mean, that's his dream. 161 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:57,979 Sutton, will you tell them what happened in 162 00:05:58,014 --> 00:05:59,648 that documentary you saw? 163 00:05:59,682 --> 00:06:01,750 Uh, yeah, it was really bad. 164 00:06:01,784 --> 00:06:05,620 This girl ran away from this horrible family 165 00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:07,022 and ended up on the streets. 166 00:06:07,056 --> 00:06:08,957 - See? - It's one example. 167 00:06:08,991 --> 00:06:10,792 You can't generalize 168 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:14,029 about every foster family in the United States of America. 169 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,897 Okay, so it's Justin's fault that he's all alone? 170 00:06:15,932 --> 00:06:17,699 Why should he have to keep paying 171 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:19,000 for stuff that happened to his parents? 172 00:06:19,035 --> 00:06:20,802 Okay, I will make some calls. 173 00:06:20,837 --> 00:06:23,739 We'll find him a place to stay 174 00:06:23,773 --> 00:06:25,741 so he that he can stay in Arroyo. 175 00:06:25,775 --> 00:06:27,709 - You're the best. - Yeah. 176 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:31,046 (sighs) 177 00:06:43,993 --> 00:06:45,894 If you're think of getting rid of anything, 178 00:06:45,928 --> 00:06:48,897 I won't say no to pearls. 179 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:54,803 I just wanted to say thanks for having my back in there. 180 00:06:54,837 --> 00:06:56,738 Yeah, sure. 181 00:06:56,773 --> 00:06:58,640 Justin seems great. 182 00:06:58,674 --> 00:06:59,808 You have no idea. 183 00:06:59,842 --> 00:07:01,710 I'm so glad you waited. 184 00:07:01,744 --> 00:07:03,779 You actually bought that in there? 185 00:07:03,813 --> 00:07:04,780 There was no waiting 186 00:07:04,814 --> 00:07:05,981 at the Squatter Inn. 187 00:07:06,015 --> 00:07:07,949 Let's just say, been there, done that. 188 00:07:07,984 --> 00:07:10,786 Are you sure you're not moving a little too fast? 189 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:13,622 To be honest, I was... 190 00:07:13,656 --> 00:07:15,657 kind of scared. 191 00:07:15,691 --> 00:07:19,895 The first time was definitely more weird than great. 192 00:07:19,929 --> 00:07:22,798 But he was just... 193 00:07:22,832 --> 00:07:26,701 so nice and so caring. 194 00:07:26,736 --> 00:07:29,938 And that was beautiful. 195 00:07:29,972 --> 00:07:32,574 This isn't just some random hookup. 196 00:07:32,608 --> 00:07:33,842 We're in love. 197 00:07:33,876 --> 00:07:36,645 I mean, who am I talking to? 198 00:07:36,679 --> 00:07:37,979 It's like with you and Ethan. 199 00:07:38,014 --> 00:07:40,782 When you have something so great, why would you wait? 200 00:07:42,685 --> 00:07:44,019 ALEC: Hey, guys.What say we 201 00:07:44,053 --> 00:07:46,922 go down to the country club and hit a few buckets? 202 00:07:46,956 --> 00:07:49,691 I'm kind of busy. 203 00:07:51,027 --> 00:07:53,028 (music playing faintly over ear buds) 204 00:07:53,062 --> 00:07:56,932 No, I already have plans with Char and Sutton. 205 00:07:56,966 --> 00:07:59,734 I'm really sorry about Eduardo. 206 00:08:00,803 --> 00:08:02,571 Hmm? 207 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:06,608 I said I'm sorry about Eduardo. 208 00:08:06,642 --> 00:08:09,644 Why? I'll probably never see him again. 209 00:08:09,679 --> 00:08:10,846 You got just what you wanted. 210 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:13,014 Maddie, I know I haven't always been 211 00:08:13,049 --> 00:08:15,650 a perfect parent. 212 00:08:15,685 --> 00:08:16,952 I want a do-over. 213 00:08:16,986 --> 00:08:18,653 A fresh start. 214 00:08:18,688 --> 00:08:20,856 Can I ask you something? 215 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:21,857 Anything. 216 00:08:25,895 --> 00:08:28,763 What do you know about Sutton's adoption? 217 00:08:28,798 --> 00:08:32,667 Only what Ted's told me. 218 00:08:32,702 --> 00:08:35,637 Um, that the past few months 219 00:08:35,671 --> 00:08:38,673 has been really rough on him and Kristin both. 220 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:40,581 With Sutton's search and all, it's just... 221 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,744 So, you guys talk about it a lot? 222 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:43,845 I mostly listen. 223 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,681 He's taking this pretty tough. 224 00:08:46,716 --> 00:08:48,683 I just try to be there for him. 225 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,785 Hmm. 226 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:52,921 EMMA: I felt so awful having to leave earlier. 227 00:08:52,955 --> 00:08:54,656 So, anyway, 228 00:08:54,690 --> 00:08:56,658 are you sure this isn't valuable? 229 00:08:56,692 --> 00:08:57,926 All costume pieces. 230 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,630 Okay, I promise you I will pay you back every cent, 231 00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:02,898 even if it takes me a while. 232 00:09:02,932 --> 00:09:04,533 Come on, can't you at least 233 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,501 give me a hint what this is about? 234 00:09:06,536 --> 00:09:07,802 I told you. 235 00:09:07,837 --> 00:09:10,805 Charity work. 236 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,642 I love charity work. 237 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:14,976 And you're an awesome friend. 238 00:09:15,011 --> 00:09:17,012 Now, that I believe. 239 00:09:19,682 --> 00:09:21,950 SUTTON: What's so funny? 240 00:09:21,984 --> 00:09:24,553 An allergy pillow protector. 241 00:09:24,587 --> 00:09:25,820 That may be a first. 242 00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:27,789 How is that so hard to grasp? 243 00:09:27,823 --> 00:09:29,658 I have seasonal allergies, 244 00:09:29,692 --> 00:09:34,529 and this is a breeding ground for dust mites and bacteria. 245 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:38,533 A pillow protector probably only costs... 246 00:09:38,568 --> 00:09:39,834 I have no idea. 247 00:09:39,869 --> 00:09:41,770 I bet it's not a lot, though. 248 00:09:41,804 --> 00:09:43,672 Let's focus here. 249 00:09:43,706 --> 00:09:45,006 The good news is, you're a minor. 250 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:47,842 They have to grant your initial hearing within 48 hours. 251 00:09:47,877 --> 00:09:49,010 Hearing? 252 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,645 What? 253 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,882 I told you, I haven't done anything. 254 00:09:53,916 --> 00:09:56,785 Truancy, delinquency, 255 00:09:56,819 --> 00:09:59,955 petty theft, assault, identity theft, 256 00:09:59,989 --> 00:10:01,957 fraud, breaking and entering. 257 00:10:01,991 --> 00:10:04,025 Just jump in when this starts to ring a bell. 258 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:06,595 This is all a misunderstanding. 259 00:10:06,629 --> 00:10:08,863 People are confusing me with my identical twin sister. 260 00:10:08,898 --> 00:10:11,900 I'm gonna stop you there, okay? 261 00:10:11,934 --> 00:10:16,738 And I am on your side here, honestly. 262 00:10:16,772 --> 00:10:19,674 Word to the wise though, suck it up and tell the truth, 263 00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,676 you get out fast. 264 00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:23,979 You start spinning wacko stories about identical twins, 265 00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:26,781 and you can expect to be in here a while. 266 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:35,991 (jewelry clinking) 267 00:10:37,994 --> 00:10:39,728 Not bad, sis, not bad. 268 00:10:39,762 --> 00:10:42,864 If I were you, I'd wait till Vegas to fence it. 269 00:10:42,898 --> 00:10:44,933 Pawn it around here and it might raise some questions. 270 00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:46,601 You know, we hit up 271 00:10:46,636 --> 00:10:47,869 a couple of your friends' houses, 272 00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:49,070 we could score big-time. No. 273 00:10:49,105 --> 00:10:50,905 This was a one-off, remember? 274 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:51,940 That was our deal. 275 00:10:51,974 --> 00:10:53,608 Fair enough. 276 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,043 I'll keep my end of the deal. 277 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:57,946 But I think we should seal it to make it official. 278 00:11:03,552 --> 00:11:05,587 Get off me! 279 00:11:06,922 --> 00:11:09,591 Just sealing the deal. 280 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,599 Ethan. Wait. 281 00:11:17,364 --> 00:11:19,332 (sighs) 282 00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:21,334 - Hi. - Hi. 283 00:11:21,368 --> 00:11:23,069 So, about yesterday-- 284 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:24,537 I was feeling really overwhelmed, 285 00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:26,405 and I'm sorry if I was rude. 286 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,541 You're a good friend; we've been through a lot. 287 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:30,576 Wasn't fair. 288 00:11:34,281 --> 00:11:39,185 And... here's where I was hoping you would say something back. 289 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:41,554 Like... we make a good team? 290 00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:44,090 Let me help you? 291 00:11:44,124 --> 00:11:46,225 I thought I said that yesterday. 292 00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:50,363 I guess we're good. 293 00:11:54,167 --> 00:11:55,534 TED: Yeah, it's a room where members sleep it off. 294 00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:57,478 Good think is, you're right over the clubhouse. 295 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:03,409 It's not Buckingham Palace, but it'll keep you in school. 296 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:05,444 Are-Are you kidding me? 297 00:12:05,479 --> 00:12:07,446 This place is amazing. 298 00:12:07,481 --> 00:12:09,248 I talked to Mario in the clubhouse, too. 299 00:12:09,282 --> 00:12:10,282 He's gonna throw you a few shifts, 300 00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:11,484 shagging range balls. 301 00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:14,153 Give you a little extra spending money. 302 00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:16,122 This is really nice of you, Dr. Mercer. 303 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:18,257 I don't know what to say. 304 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:20,259 I know you've been dealt a pretty tough hand, Justin, 305 00:12:20,293 --> 00:12:22,094 and I just want you to know that I appreciate 306 00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,529 that you've been a gentleman with my daughter. 307 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:25,064 Of course. 308 00:12:25,098 --> 00:12:26,232 Should that change, though, 309 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:28,300 I will have to kill you. 310 00:12:31,238 --> 00:12:32,438 I'm kidding. 311 00:12:32,472 --> 00:12:34,440 But this room is off-limits to Laurel. 312 00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:36,208 Same goes for you in her bedroom. 313 00:12:36,243 --> 00:12:37,309 Are we clear on that? 314 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,345 You have my word. 315 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,447 I gotta hand it to you-- I mean, you certainly travel light. 316 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:43,416 No-- 317 00:12:44,518 --> 00:12:46,452 This is, uh... 318 00:12:46,486 --> 00:12:48,220 That's okay. Hey... 319 00:12:48,255 --> 00:12:52,191 I'm a surgeon-- nobody touches my instruments. 320 00:12:52,225 --> 00:12:55,561 All right, well, enjoy your new digs. 321 00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,104 KRISTIN: You really think this is a smart idea? 322 00:13:05,138 --> 00:13:07,039 TED: Honey, come on! This is Sedona. 323 00:13:07,074 --> 00:13:08,407 Look at this place. 324 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:11,010 A weekend, no kids, 325 00:13:11,044 --> 00:13:13,412 no stress, just the two of us. 326 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:18,184 Well, and 2,000 deadly dull plastic surgery colleagues. 327 00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:20,252 Okay, first off: ouch. 328 00:13:20,287 --> 00:13:23,289 Second, look-- I'll go to two seminars max. 329 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:26,425 The rest, it will be swimming, biking, spa treatments-- 330 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:29,361 this'll be good for us, to be a couple. 331 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:32,131 You're really not concerned about this at all? 332 00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,432 Of course I'm concerned, okay? 333 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,367 Aren't we supposed to trust our kids? 334 00:13:35,402 --> 00:13:37,470 Okay, our ears are burning. 335 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:40,072 Your mother and I are going away this weekend. 336 00:13:40,107 --> 00:13:42,441 Oh, yeah! That plastic surgery conference. 337 00:13:42,476 --> 00:13:44,210 Ugh! Just the sound of it. 338 00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:46,312 Romantic getaway-- yes. 339 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,080 So here we go, house rules: 340 00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:50,282 No parties, okay? 341 00:13:50,317 --> 00:13:55,154 No boys, no booze, no Justin's place. 342 00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,123 So, basically, no fun. 343 00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:58,190 See? They get it. 344 00:13:58,225 --> 00:14:00,192 Yeah. You can totally trust us. 345 00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:03,028 I thought I could always trust you; it's just, you... 346 00:14:03,063 --> 00:14:06,265 Okay, Mom-- Justin-- the whole thing with that was a mistake. 347 00:14:06,299 --> 00:14:07,433 I won't happen again, 348 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,135 I promise. We'll be good, right? 349 00:14:09,169 --> 00:14:10,136 Definitely. 350 00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:12,071 You guys should go. 351 00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:13,372 Okay. See? We got permission. 352 00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:15,407 I think we need this. 353 00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:24,350 (quietly): We are so going to blow the roof off this place. 354 00:14:29,156 --> 00:14:30,456 (phone rings) 355 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,458 - Hello? - You lied to me. 356 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,393 Annie? 357 00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:36,395 All this time, you let me believe 358 00:14:36,429 --> 00:14:38,164 that I killed my daughter. 359 00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:40,332 Now, you know that's crazy. 360 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:43,435 Sutton told me Emma is alive. 361 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:46,038 Sutton is a schizophrenic. 362 00:14:46,072 --> 00:14:47,173 You're a liar! 363 00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:48,340 She has been diagnosed with 364 00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,310 adolescent onset schizophrenia, Annie. 365 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:53,279 She stopped taking her medication. 366 00:14:53,313 --> 00:14:55,147 I'm really sorry you had to meet her like that. 367 00:14:55,182 --> 00:14:57,416 She was such a lovely young girl. 368 00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:59,118 All these lies. 369 00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:01,387 She has a loving family now, Annie. 370 00:15:01,421 --> 00:15:04,123 They'll care for her; give her the help she needs. 371 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:05,391 Leave this one alone. 372 00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:08,327 Let this story have a happy ending. 373 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:11,030 What about my happy ending? 374 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:15,267 (hangs up, dial tone) 375 00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:23,943 You look pretty. 376 00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,045 Mm! You think? 377 00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:27,146 I'd like to do you right here. 378 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,914 As poetic as that sounds, 379 00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:31,216 it's a little unhygienic around food prep. 380 00:15:35,221 --> 00:15:37,356 - My bad. - I'll get it. 381 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:39,358 Trying to use adult glassware was clearly a mistake. 382 00:15:39,392 --> 00:15:43,228 It's fine. I'll stick to the casual elegance of red plastic. 383 00:15:43,263 --> 00:15:44,930 My God, you were cute! 384 00:15:44,964 --> 00:15:47,966 Like, kid model cute. 385 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,337 You say that like I've turned into some hideous beast. 386 00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:54,306 Ah, you're okay-- I mean, like, in a first wife sort of way. 387 00:15:54,341 --> 00:15:56,308 Okay, that's it, you're dead. 388 00:15:56,343 --> 00:16:00,012 (both laugh, giggle) 389 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,247 It's all fun until someone ends up in tears. 390 00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:05,984 What is your obsession with family albums, anyway? 391 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:07,286 Get off your butt and come help me. 392 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,189 Hey, I have years to catch up on. 393 00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:18,792 EMMA: You and Justin seem really great together. 394 00:16:18,826 --> 00:16:21,728 Yeah... he's pretty amazing. 395 00:16:23,865 --> 00:16:25,565 Hey, are you okay? 396 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,668 Seem kind of sad. 397 00:16:27,702 --> 00:16:28,669 Where's Ethan? 398 00:16:28,703 --> 00:16:30,704 MADS: Hello! 399 00:16:30,738 --> 00:16:32,739 Hey. 400 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:35,509 - How you doing? - Good. How are you? 401 00:16:35,543 --> 00:16:37,644 - Good. - Hi! 402 00:16:37,679 --> 00:16:39,813 - Good. How are you doin'? - Good. 403 00:16:40,748 --> 00:16:42,849 Thayer. 404 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,653 (sighs heavily) Hey... 405 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,607 are you all right? 406 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,609 Oh... yeah. 407 00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:05,314 I'm going to go out on a limb here-- 408 00:17:05,348 --> 00:17:07,483 does this have anything to do with Ethan? 409 00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:10,452 Can someone please tell me what that guy has 410 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,287 that's so special? 411 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,390 I mean, doesn't that intense brooding shtick get old? 412 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,359 We had a fight. 413 00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:20,462 Not a fight, but... 414 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,331 a stupid argument at school. 415 00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:26,368 Oh, but I thought you guys were, uh... broken up? 416 00:17:26,403 --> 00:17:28,103 Yeah. 417 00:17:28,138 --> 00:17:29,271 But... 418 00:17:29,305 --> 00:17:31,507 But you don't want to be broken up. 419 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,208 I don't know. 420 00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:35,344 And you know how he feels, obviously. 421 00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:38,180 No, I... I don't know. 422 00:17:38,214 --> 00:17:40,182 Uh-huh. 423 00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:42,418 Of all times I really need to talk to somebody-- 424 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,353 not that I would ever talk to Sutton about this... 425 00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:46,555 Uh-huh. Of course. 426 00:17:46,589 --> 00:17:47,589 Do you mind? 427 00:17:47,624 --> 00:17:50,325 It's... a little rude. 428 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,560 Right. Sorry. 429 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,330 Can I ask you something? 430 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,465 Not that it's any of my business, 431 00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:59,601 but it does affect my situation-- 432 00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:02,438 what is going on with you and Sutton? 433 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,143 Here's the deal: 434 00:18:08,178 --> 00:18:09,244 Nothing. 435 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:12,181 The thing with Sutton was a mistake. 436 00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:18,087 It was a result of misread cues... 437 00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:19,288 regrettable... 438 00:18:19,322 --> 00:18:20,389 disastrous... 439 00:18:20,423 --> 00:18:22,357 the sooner forgotten the better. 440 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,493 At least those were the words she used 441 00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:27,162 to soften the blow for me. 442 00:18:27,197 --> 00:18:29,131 Sorry. 443 00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:31,708 Yeah, so was I. 444 00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,343 And then I got mad. 445 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,544 And, in fact, I told her 446 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:37,614 she had to go find a new place to live... 447 00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:39,683 which is probably why she's gone AWOL. 448 00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:42,452 And Sutton is still into Ethan. 449 00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:43,754 Big-time. 450 00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:45,689 That's why I couldn't be around her. 451 00:18:45,723 --> 00:18:48,425 Even though she's totally kidding herself. 452 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:49,626 Why do you say that? 453 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,728 Are you seriously that naive? 454 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:56,433 You really don't see why? 455 00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:57,634 The reason she's kidding herself 456 00:18:57,668 --> 00:18:59,803 is because that guy's so into you. 457 00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:02,339 As for Sutton-- who knows? 458 00:19:03,474 --> 00:19:05,308 Is that who you were texting? 459 00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:06,610 Oh, no, that was Ethan. 460 00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,412 I was just telling him to get his sorry ass 461 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:09,479 over to this party. 462 00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:12,649 You two were made for each other. 463 00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:14,518 Let someone be happy, right? 464 00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:19,523 TED: Didn't I tell you this would be great? 465 00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:20,757 It has been nice. 466 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,626 And, you know, honestly, I haven't worried 467 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,394 about things at home once. 468 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,762 See? 469 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:28,398 Gotta be able to trust your kids. 470 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,668 Every once in a while, it's okay to leave your problems behind. 471 00:19:31,702 --> 00:19:32,803 Mm. 472 00:19:35,406 --> 00:19:36,473 Ted? 473 00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:38,742 Ted Mercer? 474 00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:41,445 It's me-- Tom. 475 00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:42,813 Tom List? 476 00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,381 Craniofacial. 477 00:19:44,415 --> 00:19:45,582 Hey... hey, buddy. 478 00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:47,350 I haven't seen you guys since 479 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,653 that insane weekend in Santa Barbara. 480 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:51,488 Gotta be 20 years. 481 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,458 Annie, right? 482 00:19:54,492 --> 00:19:56,626 Kristin. 483 00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,595 That's my wife... 484 00:19:58,629 --> 00:20:00,464 Kristin. 485 00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:01,565 Senior moment. 486 00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:02,799 I'm the worst with names. 487 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,469 Especially after a few too many martinis. 488 00:20:05,503 --> 00:20:06,570 It's good to bump into you again, Ted. 489 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,538 Kristin. 490 00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:09,606 Have a good weekend. 491 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,408 Yeah, you, too. 492 00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:16,646 (sighs) 493 00:20:16,681 --> 00:20:18,448 Don't be mad at me. 494 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,617 I'm not mad. 495 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:23,487 You're so far away right now. 496 00:20:23,521 --> 00:20:24,721 I thought that's how you wanted it. 497 00:20:24,755 --> 00:20:25,722 No! 498 00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:28,525 No, not at all. 499 00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:31,361 The truth is, there was something going on yesterday, 500 00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:32,662 and it was big and it was stressful, 501 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,398 but I needed to deal with it on my own, 502 00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,668 and I did, and it's... it's done. 503 00:20:38,703 --> 00:20:40,670 It's over. 504 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,472 And I feel so much better. 505 00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,741 So could we just move on? 506 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:47,544 Secrets were always Sutton's thing. 507 00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:49,613 I just thought you were different. 508 00:20:49,647 --> 00:20:51,548 I am different. 509 00:20:51,582 --> 00:20:54,518 I am. 510 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,756 I'm sorry that I pushed you away. 511 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:05,462 I wa... I want to tell you everything and... 512 00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:07,397 who knows how... 513 00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,733 much time we have until Sutton walks through that door 514 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,768 and I have to give back these glass slippers. 515 00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:18,575 I want us to be together. 516 00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,646 Now, while we still can. 517 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,348 So you've told me everything. 518 00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:26,750 CHAR: Okay, guys, who's ready for 519 00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,519 some "Never Have I Ever"? 520 00:21:32,690 --> 00:21:35,659 ♪ ♪ 521 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:37,494 Sutton... are you in? 522 00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:39,563 Yeah. 523 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:42,666 Somebody should explain the rules to Justin. 524 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,367 Uh, yeah, I'm sure I can piece it together. 525 00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:46,503 Just so you know-- this is cranberry juice and club soda. 526 00:21:46,537 --> 00:21:48,772 Alcohol makes me loud and stupid. 527 00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:50,574 Isn't that the whole point of the game? 528 00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:52,442 I can have fun without turning in to my mother. 529 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,344 You know, I don't feel comfortable 530 00:21:54,378 --> 00:21:55,645 with people drinking and driving. 531 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,481 Then I will be the designated driver. 532 00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,649 I have no interest in secrets, anyway. 533 00:21:59,684 --> 00:22:01,384 Oh, my brother can give me a ride. 534 00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:02,719 Would anybody like some more vino? 535 00:22:02,753 --> 00:22:06,356 (whispering): Is this a good idea? 536 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,526 Not if you've got something to hide. 537 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,032 Honey, it didn't mean anything. 538 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,401 But Annie... I mean, isn't that odd? 539 00:22:20,436 --> 00:22:23,137 It's a pretty common name. I mean... 540 00:22:23,172 --> 00:22:27,041 it's not like it was Apple, or Blanket. Something. 541 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,344 Plus, you can't listen to that bozo; the guy was hammered. 542 00:22:29,378 --> 00:22:32,347 Just be glad he wasn't performing a bone graft on you. 543 00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:35,416 I've never been to Santa Barbara. 544 00:22:35,451 --> 00:22:38,319 Neither have I. 545 00:22:38,354 --> 00:22:40,188 You know, we should go sometime. 546 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:46,327 ♪ ♪ 547 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:56,337 Okay. Never have I ever shoplifted. 548 00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:01,042 Derek. 549 00:23:01,076 --> 00:23:02,243 Shoplifting's a chick thing. 550 00:23:02,277 --> 00:23:04,178 Not when you're stealing a belt sander. 551 00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:06,247 CHAR: Never have I ever... 552 00:23:06,281 --> 00:23:09,150 kissed a girl. Nope. 553 00:23:09,184 --> 00:23:11,352 DEREK: All right. 554 00:23:11,387 --> 00:23:12,987 You never told me! 555 00:23:13,022 --> 00:23:14,355 It was at soccer camp. One time. 556 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,190 Never have I ever... 557 00:23:16,225 --> 00:23:18,259 pictured the lunch lady buck naked. 558 00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:19,360 Hold on. Which one? 559 00:23:19,395 --> 00:23:21,329 DEREK: Dude. The hot chick with 560 00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:25,033 the big ass, not the unibrow and the hairnet... 561 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,968 THAYER: Oh... 562 00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:28,336 I guess either of them. 563 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:31,039 Thanks, dude. Now we all have. 564 00:23:31,073 --> 00:23:33,174 Hey, listen. 565 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,443 I just wanted to thank you. 566 00:23:35,477 --> 00:23:37,311 - For... - Yeah. Sure. 567 00:23:37,346 --> 00:23:39,180 It's a fun party. 568 00:23:39,214 --> 00:23:41,449 What? No. No, no, no. 569 00:23:41,483 --> 00:23:44,352 For telling us about your whole birth mother search. 570 00:23:44,386 --> 00:23:49,223 And if there's anything that I could do, to help, you know... 571 00:23:50,292 --> 00:23:53,194 Never have I ever... 572 00:23:53,228 --> 00:23:56,364 gone all the way with someone 573 00:23:56,398 --> 00:23:58,232 that I truly love. 574 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:08,242 ♪ ♪ 575 00:24:08,277 --> 00:24:10,178 Never have I ever... 576 00:24:10,212 --> 00:24:13,081 kissed someone in the past 24 hours. 577 00:24:15,984 --> 00:24:18,286 Intriguing, but I'm sorry... 578 00:24:20,122 --> 00:24:21,189 Wish I had the chance. 579 00:24:24,226 --> 00:24:26,094 - Whoa, hey.... - What? 580 00:24:32,101 --> 00:24:34,168 (clears throat) 581 00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:35,937 I'm going to head home. 582 00:24:35,971 --> 00:24:37,038 You sure? 583 00:24:37,072 --> 00:24:39,006 Yeah, I've got to work tomorrow. 584 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,042 Why don't you stay and help me clean up? 585 00:24:41,076 --> 00:24:42,376 Uh, I can drop Char and Derek off, and then 586 00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:44,045 swing by the club for Justin. 587 00:24:44,079 --> 00:24:45,422 Uh, I'm gonna be going with him, too. 588 00:24:45,447 --> 00:24:46,647 Okay. 589 00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:55,389 (phone vibrates) 590 00:25:06,969 --> 00:25:08,102 (sighs) 591 00:25:13,108 --> 00:25:14,909 EMMA: I don't know. 592 00:25:14,943 --> 00:25:15,977 Justin's house? 593 00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:17,145 Mom and Dad were very clear. 594 00:25:17,179 --> 00:25:18,880 I'm not doing anything wrong. 595 00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:21,149 I just want to spend the night with the guy I love. 596 00:25:21,183 --> 00:25:22,316 Please be careful. 597 00:25:22,351 --> 00:25:24,986 Always. See you in the morning. 598 00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:27,188 Try and sober up, okay? 599 00:25:35,197 --> 00:25:37,064 Ooh... 600 00:25:56,118 --> 00:25:58,352 What are we doing? 601 00:25:58,387 --> 00:26:01,022 What are we waiting for? 602 00:26:04,026 --> 00:26:06,861 I think... 603 00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:08,262 we should... 604 00:26:08,297 --> 00:26:10,898 you know... 605 00:26:12,267 --> 00:26:14,068 I think you've had too much to drink. 606 00:26:14,102 --> 00:26:17,138 Mm-mm, I'm fine. 607 00:26:17,172 --> 00:26:19,006 I'm fine. 608 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:21,876 Don't patronize me. 609 00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:24,078 I'm serious. 610 00:26:24,112 --> 00:26:26,314 Really. 611 00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:30,184 It's you and me, babe. 612 00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:33,221 Did you just call me "babe"? 613 00:26:35,157 --> 00:26:39,126 (giggles) That was the wine talking, but... 614 00:26:39,161 --> 00:26:41,028 (giggles) That's interesting. All right. 615 00:26:41,063 --> 00:26:42,296 I'm going to put you to bed. 616 00:26:42,331 --> 00:26:44,232 No, I'm going to put you to bed, mister. 617 00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:45,967 Okay, that'll do. All right. 618 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:50,271 Mm, my hero. Okay. 619 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:53,908 Here. 620 00:26:53,942 --> 00:26:55,142 Why don't you want me? 621 00:26:55,177 --> 00:26:57,945 Is it because I've had just a little, 622 00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:00,381 teensy, tiny bit too much to drink? 623 00:27:00,415 --> 00:27:02,917 We'll talk about it tomorrow. 624 00:27:02,951 --> 00:27:04,952 I don't want to talk about it tomorrow. 625 00:27:09,992 --> 00:27:11,225 You're a really hard guy 626 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,294 to be in a relationship with, you know that? 627 00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:16,998 You're in, and then you're out, and then... 628 00:27:17,032 --> 00:27:19,233 who knows what you want? 629 00:27:20,335 --> 00:27:23,070 Come back. 630 00:27:24,072 --> 00:27:25,973 (sighs) 631 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:31,879 Back from the party? 632 00:27:31,914 --> 00:27:34,315 Looks that way. 633 00:27:34,349 --> 00:27:36,918 You have fun? Mads have fun? 634 00:27:36,952 --> 00:27:38,920 I don't know, ask her. 635 00:27:38,954 --> 00:27:40,187 Sit down, sit down, Thayer. 636 00:27:43,926 --> 00:27:46,260 Listen, I know you got a lot of anger directed at me right now. 637 00:27:46,295 --> 00:27:49,897 It's understandable. I've been a bit of a hardass, haven't I? 638 00:27:49,932 --> 00:27:52,066 When it comes to your future, and... 639 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:56,137 law school, a clerkship, a job at the D.A... 640 00:27:56,171 --> 00:27:58,380 Probably right across the hall from your office. 641 00:27:58,405 --> 00:27:59,240 Yeah. 642 00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:01,309 You had my whole future planned out for me, didn't you? 643 00:28:01,343 --> 00:28:02,736 I guess I did. 644 00:28:02,761 --> 00:28:04,071 And you don't see how messed up that is? 645 00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:06,247 I do, and that's what I want to talk to you about, okay? 646 00:28:06,281 --> 00:28:07,882 There's no way to say it... 647 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:09,283 I messed up. 648 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:11,218 Yeah, okay. 649 00:28:11,253 --> 00:28:15,923 Thayer, you know, the-these last few months, of you being in L.A. 650 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:17,992 and us not talking... that's, that's not good. 651 00:28:18,026 --> 00:28:19,894 We used to do stuff together, you and me. 652 00:28:19,928 --> 00:28:22,964 We'd go to the batting cages, or we'd go to the driving range. 653 00:28:22,998 --> 00:28:24,332 Yeah, well, we haven't done that stuff in years. 654 00:28:24,366 --> 00:28:28,035 That doesn't mean I don't miss it like hell. 655 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:30,204 Son, I'm not going to interfere in your life. 656 00:28:30,238 --> 00:28:31,939 I'm going to stay out of it. 657 00:28:31,974 --> 00:28:33,874 But I got a little advice for you. 658 00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:36,911 Don't let anyone else stand in your way, either. 659 00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:38,379 Meaning? Sutton. 660 00:28:42,084 --> 00:28:43,918 I know how you feel about her. 661 00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,186 Okay. 662 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,355 Thayer. 663 00:28:57,299 --> 00:28:59,200 What is this? 664 00:28:59,234 --> 00:29:01,936 It's just a little something. That's for your gaming. 665 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:04,071 Should be enough to get a presentation together. 666 00:29:04,106 --> 00:29:07,241 Then down the line, maybe I can introduce you to some V.C. guys. 667 00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,311 And rustle up some real money. 668 00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:13,014 - Dad, why are you doing this? - I miss you. 669 00:29:13,048 --> 00:29:15,116 I don't care about a future lawyer. 670 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:17,852 I want my son back. 671 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,854 LAUREL: Well, aren't I going to get the house tour? 672 00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:22,256 We can start in the great rooms and then work our way through. 673 00:29:22,290 --> 00:29:24,291 (giggles) 674 00:29:24,326 --> 00:29:26,293 It's perfect. 675 00:29:27,295 --> 00:29:29,063 All thanks to your dad. 676 00:29:29,097 --> 00:29:32,033 All thanks to my persuasion. 677 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:34,902 Yeah, that too. 678 00:29:34,936 --> 00:29:38,873 Um, okay, I'm not going to dock you any style points 679 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,975 since you just moved in, but pretty soon we will 680 00:29:41,009 --> 00:29:43,044 have to go house shopping. 681 00:29:43,078 --> 00:29:44,145 That's cool. 682 00:29:44,179 --> 00:29:46,347 Uh-oh. What's that? 683 00:29:46,381 --> 00:29:50,985 I'm guessing baseball cards or comic books 684 00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:53,888 and hoping it isn't porn. 685 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,123 Hey, oh... 686 00:29:56,158 --> 00:29:57,892 Let's give it some time. 687 00:29:57,926 --> 00:29:59,994 I just moved in. 688 00:30:00,028 --> 00:30:02,997 Okay. I won't touch a thing. 689 00:30:03,031 --> 00:30:05,266 Now... 690 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:08,002 I never said that. 691 00:30:09,037 --> 00:30:10,971 I like the way you think. 692 00:30:11,006 --> 00:30:13,207 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 693 00:30:17,012 --> 00:30:19,080 What are you thinking now? 694 00:30:19,114 --> 00:30:20,881 (murmuring) 695 00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:24,185 (phone ringing) 696 00:30:24,219 --> 00:30:26,320 (Emma groans) 697 00:30:26,354 --> 00:30:29,056 (phone ringing) 698 00:30:36,098 --> 00:30:38,299 (ringing continues) 699 00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:43,170 TED (answering machine): Hello, you've reached the Mercers. 700 00:30:43,205 --> 00:30:44,305 Please leave a message. 701 00:30:44,339 --> 00:30:47,141 (dial tone sounds) 702 00:30:52,114 --> 00:30:54,014 (phone ringing) 703 00:31:02,290 --> 00:31:04,992 (dial tone sounds) 704 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:10,030 Sure you don't want to leave a message? 705 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:11,232 At least someone will know you're here. 706 00:31:11,266 --> 00:31:14,168 No, I don't want to waste my call. 707 00:31:14,202 --> 00:31:15,870 I'll just try again later. 708 00:31:18,306 --> 00:31:21,008 (approaching footsteps) 709 00:32:01,283 --> 00:32:02,917 Hey, sis. 710 00:32:02,951 --> 00:32:04,852 What are you doing here? 711 00:32:04,886 --> 00:32:07,021 A red flag went up when you told me to wait 712 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,255 till I got home to fence this. 713 00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:10,891 Funny, the pawn shop here in Phoenix 714 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:13,928 says this is all fake costume junk. 715 00:32:13,962 --> 00:32:16,163 Any idea why that might be? 716 00:32:17,999 --> 00:32:19,166 I have no idea. 717 00:32:19,201 --> 00:32:21,302 I'll get you some real stuff now. 718 00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:27,994 Get you a ring, this... Oh! 719 00:32:27,995 --> 00:32:30,014 I think you're gonna give me more than that. 720 00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:31,946 You look hot, Emma. 721 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,080 Oh, God. 722 00:32:33,114 --> 00:32:34,815 Who knew the combination of white trash 723 00:32:34,849 --> 00:32:37,151 and social poser could be such a turn-on? 724 00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:39,019 Ew, Travis, you're disgusting. 725 00:32:39,054 --> 00:32:41,288 (groaning) 726 00:32:46,895 --> 00:32:49,096 (gasps) 727 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,787 What are you doing? 728 00:33:18,890 --> 00:33:21,158 Uh... 729 00:33:21,193 --> 00:33:24,895 I'm-I'm sorry, um... 730 00:33:24,930 --> 00:33:27,832 It's just, you seemed so secretive about it 731 00:33:27,866 --> 00:33:29,767 and I wanted... 732 00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:33,137 You wanted to know what was in it. 733 00:33:33,171 --> 00:33:37,808 Don't you remember what curiosity did to the cat? 734 00:33:39,111 --> 00:33:42,747 It got her a pretty awesome present. 735 00:33:50,756 --> 00:33:52,056 It was my mom's. 736 00:33:52,090 --> 00:33:54,725 I've been waiting for a special occasion, 737 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,129 but I guess this is as special as any. 738 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:00,831 Um... 739 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:06,170 I'm never taking this off. 740 00:34:13,879 --> 00:34:15,946 Why didn't you tell me you saw this creep kiss me? 741 00:34:15,981 --> 00:34:18,015 Figured it was up to you to tell me. 742 00:34:18,049 --> 00:34:19,850 I didn't know why you were upset. 743 00:34:19,885 --> 00:34:21,852 You were tormenting me by not saying anything. 744 00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:25,723 And you know what? I'm so over this "man of few words" act. 745 00:34:25,757 --> 00:34:27,423 Well, why wouldn't you tell me that this guy 746 00:34:27,448 --> 00:34:28,927 was here extorting you? 747 00:34:29,035 --> 00:34:30,680 Because if anything bad happened, 748 00:34:30,681 --> 00:34:32,328 I didn't want you to get in trouble. 749 00:34:32,764 --> 00:34:35,132 It's not like it would have been your first strike. 750 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:36,834 And that's the entire reason? 751 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:39,703 Well, yeah! 752 00:34:39,738 --> 00:34:40,938 What else would there be? 753 00:34:40,972 --> 00:34:43,107 What are you not telling me? 754 00:34:43,141 --> 00:34:46,010 I was embarrassed, okay? 755 00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:50,080 I was ashamed about what I come from. 756 00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:52,850 You do realize I live in a trailer. 757 00:34:52,884 --> 00:34:56,754 I'm surrounded by rusty motorcycles and spare car parts. 758 00:34:56,788 --> 00:35:00,090 But all you've seen me as is this princess 759 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,826 wearing Sutton's gorgeous clothes, 760 00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:03,661 and driving her swanky car. 761 00:35:03,695 --> 00:35:05,896 And it was this fantasy, and I didn't want it to end. 762 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:10,868 But I knew that if you saw this-- 763 00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:15,072 saw who I really was-- 764 00:35:15,106 --> 00:35:17,107 it'd just be over. 765 00:35:17,142 --> 00:35:21,145 That may be the dumbest thing you've ever said. 766 00:35:22,747 --> 00:35:25,115 (sighs) 767 00:35:25,150 --> 00:35:29,653 Plus, I was afraid you might kill him. 768 00:35:29,688 --> 00:35:31,856 And I wasn't very far off. I mean, look at us. 769 00:35:31,890 --> 00:35:33,958 All of a sudden, we're in a Coen Brothers movie. 770 00:35:36,728 --> 00:35:38,062 He's fine. 771 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,030 I mean, the guy deserves a lot worse than what he got. 772 00:35:40,065 --> 00:35:42,800 I knew there was someone in the house when I got up 773 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:46,003 to get the phone. The phone? 774 00:35:46,037 --> 00:35:47,805 Who was calling in the middle of the night? 775 00:35:51,009 --> 00:35:53,978 Las Vegas Juvenile Detention Center. 776 00:35:54,012 --> 00:35:55,112 You don't think... 777 00:35:55,146 --> 00:35:59,083 Oh, my God... Sutton? 778 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:02,052 LAUREL: Hey, I'm home. 779 00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:05,990 Sutton? Rise and shine. 780 00:36:06,024 --> 00:36:08,025 (phone rings) 781 00:36:11,763 --> 00:36:12,930 Hello? 782 00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:14,732 Laurel, thank God. It's Sutton. 783 00:36:14,766 --> 00:36:17,835 Hey, Sutton, are you... at Ethan's? 784 00:36:17,869 --> 00:36:19,103 No, why would you think that? 785 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,872 Well, you were pretty buzzed last night and basically 786 00:36:21,907 --> 00:36:25,109 throwing yourself at him by the end of the night, so... 787 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,777 KRISTIN: Hello? 788 00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:28,846 Girls? 789 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,915 Hold on. Empty sighting. 790 00:36:30,949 --> 00:36:33,117 TED: Hello! 791 00:36:39,057 --> 00:36:42,793 Dude, you gotta come home right now. Mom and Dad just got back. 792 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:44,995 Wait, no! I need help. I'm stuck in Ju... 793 00:36:49,901 --> 00:36:51,969 (sighs) 794 00:36:54,105 --> 00:36:56,106 Come on! 795 00:36:56,141 --> 00:36:58,709 Sorry, you know the rules. One phone call. 796 00:36:58,743 --> 00:37:01,712 I... No, I-I need to get a message to somebody. 797 00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:02,913 You don't understand. 798 00:37:02,948 --> 00:37:05,649 Mm-hmm. 799 00:37:06,785 --> 00:37:08,118 Letter's always nice. 800 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,757 Hello, darling. 801 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:16,060 - You guys are back early. - We wanted to catch you 802 00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:18,629 in the act of throwing that big blowout party. 803 00:37:18,663 --> 00:37:22,066 Yes, well, as you can see, it's all cleaned up. 804 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,101 That's a nice bracelet. I haven't seen that before. 805 00:37:24,135 --> 00:37:27,705 Yeah. Where'd you get that? 806 00:37:27,739 --> 00:37:31,075 Oh... um... a little vintage shop downtown. 807 00:37:31,109 --> 00:37:34,878 You always have such a good eye for jewelry. 808 00:37:34,913 --> 00:37:36,680 (giggles) Yeah, no kidding. 809 00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:37,915 Where's Sutton? 810 00:37:37,949 --> 00:37:39,850 Probably having breakfast at the club. 811 00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:41,852 She's such a princess. 812 00:37:41,886 --> 00:37:43,721 (giggles) 813 00:37:43,755 --> 00:37:45,923 SUTTON: Hey, Mom and Dad... 814 00:37:45,957 --> 00:37:48,692 you should know that the girl living in my room right now 815 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,961 and calling herself "Sutton" isn't me. 816 00:37:50,996 --> 00:37:54,999 She's stolen my identity, my family and friends, 817 00:37:55,033 --> 00:37:56,967 and I'm now afraid of how far she'll go 818 00:37:57,002 --> 00:37:59,003 to keep me from taking my life back. 819 00:38:03,808 --> 00:38:05,676 What are you looking at? 820 00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,846 Didn't we have an old photograph of Annie Sewell in here? 821 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,748 This isn't because of what that drunk said 822 00:38:10,782 --> 00:38:11,815 at the conference, is it? 823 00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:13,617 I don't know. 824 00:38:13,652 --> 00:38:16,787 I just can't seem to get her out of my head for some reason. 825 00:38:16,821 --> 00:38:20,758 I could swear we had an old photograph. 826 00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:25,696 You know, I haven't looked at that thing in years. 827 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:27,831 Hey, one of the pages has been torn out. 828 00:38:27,866 --> 00:38:30,768 Could've been one of the kids when they were younger. 829 00:38:30,802 --> 00:38:32,803 What happened to her? 830 00:38:32,837 --> 00:38:34,672 Annie Sewell. 831 00:38:34,706 --> 00:38:36,807 Who knows? 832 00:38:36,841 --> 00:38:39,810 I think she pretty much fell off the grid. 833 00:38:50,655 --> 00:38:52,756 Annie? 834 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:55,659 Time for your meds. 835 00:38:57,662 --> 00:38:59,863 Annie? 836 00:39:04,602 --> 00:39:06,670 Ms. Hobbs? 837 00:39:07,465 --> 00:39:08,699 Doctor? 838 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,491 What makes you think I won't go straight to the cops, tell them 839 00:39:18,492 --> 00:39:21,564 all about Emma's sister scam? Go ahead. 840 00:39:22,282 --> 00:39:24,383 Something tells me they're gonna be more interested in you. 841 00:39:24,417 --> 00:39:26,318 Breaking and entering, 842 00:39:26,352 --> 00:39:28,520 extortion, sexual assault. 843 00:39:28,555 --> 00:39:31,290 That's ten to 20, easy. 844 00:39:31,324 --> 00:39:32,357 What are you, a legal expert? 845 00:39:32,392 --> 00:39:34,626 No, I'm an eyewitness, douche. 846 00:39:34,661 --> 00:39:37,496 Okay, so it was definitely Sutton who called your house. 847 00:39:37,530 --> 00:39:40,432 Apparently, she was sent from some psych clinic in L.A. 848 00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:41,562 Oh, my God. 849 00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:43,528 Yeah, well, here's the good news, is they dropped Emma's 850 00:39:43,570 --> 00:39:47,372 assault charges on this idiot. So, Sutton's being released. 851 00:39:47,407 --> 00:39:49,508 Okay, well, why isn't she answering the phone? 852 00:39:49,542 --> 00:39:51,343 I've called her and texted her. 853 00:39:51,377 --> 00:39:52,444 Probably took her phone. 854 00:39:52,479 --> 00:39:54,413 Who would post bail for Emma Becker? 855 00:39:54,447 --> 00:39:56,648 They wouldn't give me any more information. Sorry. 856 00:39:57,684 --> 00:39:59,518 Wow! 857 00:39:59,552 --> 00:40:01,386 You got both these dudes whipped. 858 00:40:01,421 --> 00:40:03,388 Must be making it worth their while, huh? 859 00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:06,325 You want to take a trip to the hospital, huh? 860 00:40:06,359 --> 00:40:08,427 Hey, hey, relax, relax! 861 00:40:19,472 --> 00:40:20,506 All right. 862 00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,241 Okay. 863 00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:23,509 Come on. 864 00:40:23,543 --> 00:40:25,310 Here's the deal. 865 00:40:25,345 --> 00:40:27,513 You're gonna get in this crapbox and you're gonna go 866 00:40:27,547 --> 00:40:29,348 to whatever hole you crawled out of. 867 00:40:29,382 --> 00:40:32,317 No stops, no detours. 868 00:40:32,352 --> 00:40:34,486 Oh, and do obey the speed limits. 869 00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:40,325 If I ever catch you in Phoenix again... 870 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:44,396 a prison sentence will be the least of your worries. 871 00:40:52,605 --> 00:40:57,309 (car door creaks open and shut) 872 00:40:57,343 --> 00:40:59,578 (phone vibrates) 873 00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:07,386 GUARD: We do hope you've enjoyed your stay. 874 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:09,388 Come back and visit anytime. 875 00:41:12,425 --> 00:41:14,426 So, you're seriously not gonna tell me 876 00:41:14,460 --> 00:41:16,395 who signed to let me out? 877 00:41:16,429 --> 00:41:20,332 Told you, it says "anonymous." Doesn't happen every day. 878 00:41:20,366 --> 00:41:23,302 You must have friends in high places. 879 00:41:44,591 --> 00:41:47,593 (horn honking) 880 00:41:49,462 --> 00:41:52,297 Yo! Emma! 881 00:41:52,332 --> 00:41:54,499 Get over here! Hi... 882 00:41:54,534 --> 00:41:56,401 Thought everybody got one call from Juvie. 883 00:41:56,436 --> 00:41:59,237 Or is that just, like, urban legend? 884 00:41:59,272 --> 00:42:01,506 Uh, no, that's true, actually. 885 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:04,443 Uh-huh. And you don't use yours to call your best friend? 886 00:42:04,477 --> 00:42:07,579 Bi-atch, you got some 'splaining to do. Get in the car. 887 00:42:07,614 --> 00:42:11,216 Sorry. Do you remember my, uh, cousin Norman? 888 00:42:11,250 --> 00:42:14,353 The like, thick-necked-- do you want a chip?-- 889 00:42:14,387 --> 00:42:16,388 bull-neck, ex-Marine homophobic guy 890 00:42:16,422 --> 00:42:18,357 who has like all the Patti LuPone CDs? 891 00:42:18,391 --> 00:42:20,158 I mean, dude, like, don't ask, 892 00:42:20,193 --> 00:42:22,461 don't tell, just don't kid yourself. 893 00:42:22,495 --> 00:42:24,329 Uh... right... No... 894 00:42:24,364 --> 00:42:25,796 He works Juvie security, 895 00:42:25,821 --> 00:42:27,314 and he found out that you were getting sprung. 896 00:42:27,367 --> 00:42:30,268 So, lucky for you, I was able to go home, 897 00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:32,270 and, uh, jumpstart the ol' Pequod. 898 00:42:35,274 --> 00:42:38,210 Thanks, Lexi, for not leaving me on the side of the road 899 00:42:38,244 --> 00:42:42,314 in the desert and having to walk home. 900 00:42:42,348 --> 00:42:44,516 Right, thank you. 901 00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:46,184 It's cool. 902 00:42:46,219 --> 00:42:47,419 Dude, what happened to 903 00:42:47,453 --> 00:42:50,255 "I'm gonna call you every three days," huh? 904 00:42:50,289 --> 00:42:52,257 Did you hear from You-Know-Who? 905 00:42:52,291 --> 00:42:53,425 Do you know what your next move is gonna be? 906 00:42:56,396 --> 00:43:00,232 It's cool. You can just tell me everything while we drive. 907 00:43:00,257 --> 00:43:04,257 == sync, corrected by elderman ==