1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,733 Previously on "Being Erica": 2 00:00:02,801 --> 00:00:04,869 Julianne: What is your problem? 3 00:00:04,936 --> 00:00:06,570 - Excuse me? - You just made me look like an idiot 4 00:00:06,638 --> 00:00:07,671 in front of my whole team. 5 00:00:07,739 --> 00:00:08,973 (Stammers, nervous) I-I-I... 6 00:00:09,041 --> 00:00:10,208 If you don't get it together, 7 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:13,011 today's gonna be your first and your last day. 8 00:00:13,078 --> 00:00:15,846 I want an apology from you. 9 00:00:15,914 --> 00:00:17,947 You show me the respect I deserve 10 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:20,250 and you can keep riding my coattails. 11 00:00:20,318 --> 00:00:23,320 Listen up. We're not gonna lose Friedken. 12 00:00:23,388 --> 00:00:26,623 He's not replaceable; You are. 13 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:28,358 Scott. 14 00:00:28,426 --> 00:00:30,093 Frank Galvin: Julianne, we've reached the point 15 00:00:30,161 --> 00:00:32,062 where your errors in judgment 16 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:34,630 are now compromising the reputation of this company. 17 00:00:34,697 --> 00:00:36,098 Frank, please! 18 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:39,968 You will pack up your desks and be out before lunch. 19 00:00:40,037 --> 00:00:41,737 Both of you. 20 00:00:41,804 --> 00:00:43,472 Happy first day of our new business! 21 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,107 Yay us! 22 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,108 Hey! 23 00:00:46,176 --> 00:00:47,709 We really need help. 24 00:00:47,777 --> 00:00:49,477 Do you need a refresher course 25 00:00:49,545 --> 00:00:52,880 in being Julianne Giacomelli's number two. 26 00:00:52,948 --> 00:00:54,082 I survived you. 27 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:56,051 So, Rachel, uh, tell me what you-- 28 00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:57,452 My spare time? 29 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,121 How did you answer a question that I hadn't asked yet? 30 00:01:00,189 --> 00:01:01,489 Fine! 31 00:01:01,557 --> 00:01:04,659 We'll hire the weirdo psychic with experience. 32 00:01:04,726 --> 00:01:05,559 Yes! 33 00:01:07,529 --> 00:01:09,163 Julianne: Now, Ray-Ray, I expect a 9:00 latte 34 00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:10,364 when I arrive, 35 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:11,731 then at 10:30 for a pick-me-up, 36 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:13,867 and then at 3:00 for my second wind. 37 00:01:13,935 --> 00:01:15,769 Nine, 10:30, and 3:00. Got it! 38 00:01:15,836 --> 00:01:18,038 You can start by filing these, 39 00:01:18,106 --> 00:01:21,574 hanging that, and copying these. 40 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:22,775 Thank you. 41 00:01:22,842 --> 00:01:24,510 So, are we talking strategy? 44 00:01:27,814 --> 00:01:29,848 we have dinner plans for tomorrow night. 45 00:01:29,916 --> 00:01:30,916 We do? With who? 46 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:33,819 My sister, Georgie. Miss "Yale" PHD. 47 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:36,120 She's in town and she's got some Professor friend 48 00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:39,157 who wants to pitch us a book about religion. 49 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,625 Oh, religion? You know, I don't think so. 50 00:01:40,693 --> 00:01:41,693 Trust me, chicken, 51 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,061 you're preaching to the converted. 52 00:01:43,129 --> 00:01:44,362 Now, down to business. 53 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:47,699 I present to you our next smash hit... 54 00:01:48,968 --> 00:01:50,302 Erica: "Osso Barko." 55 00:01:50,369 --> 00:01:54,037 Yeah, it's a cuisine slash healthy-living guide for dogs. 56 00:01:55,173 --> 00:01:56,140 What? 57 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:57,341 What, it's a great companion piece 58 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,542 for "Sweet Dreams Kitty." 59 00:01:58,610 --> 00:01:59,743 "Sweet Dreams Kitty" 60 00:01:59,811 --> 00:02:01,712 was an act of desperation, Julianne. 61 00:02:01,779 --> 00:02:03,914 - It's funny. - It's fluff. 62 00:02:03,982 --> 00:02:05,316 We need to step it up a notch. 63 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:07,518 You know, something smarter, more sophisticated. 64 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:10,786 Well, if you've got a "smart," "sophisticated" idea 65 00:02:10,854 --> 00:02:12,122 that'll move units, 66 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:14,224 I'm, I'm all ears. 67 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,961 Ray-Ray, you're at work, you're not in school; 68 00:02:19,029 --> 00:02:20,396 You can speak up. 69 00:02:21,632 --> 00:02:23,933 Uh, what about an exposé on the inner workings 70 00:02:24,001 --> 00:02:26,135 of the Canadian media? 71 00:02:26,202 --> 00:02:27,469 Shine the light on editorial bias 72 00:02:27,537 --> 00:02:30,572 as a consequence of the profit motive. 73 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,706 And after that "pitch" 74 00:02:31,774 --> 00:02:33,808 I'll need a latte to wake me up. 75 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:35,544 10:30. I'll be right back. 76 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:36,411 Erica: Thanks. 77 00:02:38,047 --> 00:02:39,481 Yes, Ray-Ray? 78 00:02:39,549 --> 00:02:40,782 Rachel: Just, this is my first day so I'm nervous, 79 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,116 and when I'm nervous, as you know, I get psychic, 80 00:02:42,184 --> 00:02:44,652 and I just felt something cold pass over me. 81 00:02:44,719 --> 00:02:45,886 Like... death. 82 00:02:48,023 --> 00:02:49,990 Oh... 83 00:02:50,058 --> 00:02:51,825 One latte, coming up. 84 00:02:53,028 --> 00:02:54,863 (Derisive titter) 85 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:56,463 Yeah, I hate her. 86 00:02:56,531 --> 00:02:57,330 Ach... Julianne. 87 00:02:57,398 --> 00:02:59,266 "Oh! Look at me, I read four books a day, 88 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:01,934 so every idea I have must be brilliant!" 89 00:03:02,002 --> 00:03:04,504 Hey. Please, just cut her some slack. 90 00:03:04,572 --> 00:03:06,706 Oh, come on, you of all people 91 00:03:06,774 --> 00:03:08,875 know how I am with my assistants. 92 00:03:08,942 --> 00:03:10,777 - Oh yeah. - This is a trial by fire 93 00:03:10,844 --> 00:03:13,845 meant to separate the wheat from the chaff. 94 00:03:13,913 --> 00:03:16,048 Rachel: Your caffeinated elixir, m'lady. 95 00:03:16,115 --> 00:03:17,349 (Phone rings) 96 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,051 Thank you, Rachel. 97 00:03:20,487 --> 00:03:23,355 Rachel: Good morning. 50/50 Press. 98 00:03:24,957 --> 00:03:27,726 Yes, of course, I'll tell them right now. 99 00:03:27,794 --> 00:03:28,927 Okay. Bye. 100 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:34,399 Okay, uh, we're not psychic over here, 101 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:35,866 so can you tell us what? 102 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:37,835 That was Dori from River Rock. 103 00:03:37,903 --> 00:03:39,036 Your old boss, Frank Galvin, 104 00:03:39,104 --> 00:03:41,206 had a heart attack. 105 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:44,975 What? Is... Well, is he okay? 106 00:03:45,043 --> 00:03:46,243 No. He's dead. 107 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:50,822 ♪ 108 00:03:50,823 --> 00:03:54,823 ♪ Being Erica 04x02 ♪ Osso Barko Original Air Date: October 3, 2011. 109 00:03:54,824 --> 00:03:58,824 == re-sync by elderman == == corrections by Alice == 110 00:03:58,889 --> 00:04:01,624 ♪ It's clearer inside of me ♪ 111 00:04:01,692 --> 00:04:04,193 ♪ who I will always be ♪ 112 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,995 ♪ open me up to my heart. ♪ 113 00:04:09,299 --> 00:04:11,667 ♪ Feels like I'm seeing in the dark, ♪ 114 00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:14,203 ♪ Waking up to my life ♪ 115 00:04:14,271 --> 00:04:16,439 ♪ to do it all over... ♪ 116 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,005 ♪ again and again. ♪ 117 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:21,643 ♪ Fun 'til the end ♪ 118 00:04:21,711 --> 00:04:24,212 ♪ the sum of my dreams ♪ 119 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:27,282 ♪ and everything I ever wanted to be. ♪ 120 00:04:31,954 --> 00:04:33,820 Julianne: Ooh. Tina Horwitz and her posse. 121 00:04:33,888 --> 00:04:35,723 Check. 122 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:38,825 The heir apparent, the devil, 123 00:04:38,893 --> 00:04:39,926 oh hey, and Brent. 124 00:04:39,994 --> 00:04:41,562 Check, check, check. 125 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,929 Erica: Do you think Scott thinks it's weird, 126 00:04:42,997 --> 00:04:45,299 the two of us coming here after his dad fired us? 127 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:46,634 Julianne: No. 128 00:04:46,701 --> 00:04:48,435 Brent flew all the way from Australia to be here. 129 00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,570 The least we could do is drive across town to-- 130 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,372 (Julianne's phone chimes) 131 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:53,705 Erica: Julianne, would you put that away? 132 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:54,907 We're at a funeral. 133 00:04:54,975 --> 00:04:56,208 Oh, dammit! 134 00:04:56,277 --> 00:04:57,243 See, it's Georgie. 135 00:04:57,311 --> 00:04:58,411 She's gonna come by the office. 136 00:04:58,479 --> 00:05:00,747 She's bringing us an office-warming gift. 137 00:05:00,814 --> 00:05:03,082 How much do you wanna bet it's a dictionary? 138 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:04,817 Julianne, she's just being nice. 139 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:06,518 No, she's trying to butter us up. 140 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:10,121 It's the last thing I need right now. 141 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:11,456 Sorry. She's... 142 00:05:11,524 --> 00:05:14,326 She's just beside herself with grief. 143 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:18,664 Scott Galvin: Uh, and now, ladies and gentlemen, 144 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:21,232 Thomas Friedken would like to say a few words 145 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,200 to commemorate my Father. 146 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:27,805 (Inaudible whispers of condolences) 147 00:05:32,477 --> 00:05:35,578 Those of us that are here-- 148 00:05:36,981 --> 00:05:39,048 Authors, editors, 149 00:05:39,116 --> 00:05:40,917 humble self-help gurus... 150 00:05:40,984 --> 00:05:41,918 (Everyone chuckles) 151 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:44,020 Thank you. 152 00:05:44,087 --> 00:05:47,657 We all owe something to Mr. Frank Galvin. 153 00:05:48,859 --> 00:05:50,393 Speaking for myself, 154 00:05:51,595 --> 00:05:55,197 Frank thanked me for turning River Rock around 155 00:05:55,264 --> 00:05:57,399 with "The Secret of Now." 156 00:05:58,968 --> 00:06:00,302 You know, he used to say 157 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:02,404 that we were gonna conquer the world 158 00:06:02,472 --> 00:06:03,972 with my little book. 159 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,609 Well, Frank, 160 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:09,777 mi amigo, 161 00:06:09,845 --> 00:06:13,047 I don't know that we conquered the world, 162 00:06:13,114 --> 00:06:15,049 but... 163 00:06:15,116 --> 00:06:18,586 I think we nabbed a little corner of it. 164 00:06:18,654 --> 00:06:19,554 (Kisses fist) 165 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:25,726 Erica: It says here everyone's meeting in the hall 166 00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:27,160 for tea and sandwiches. 167 00:06:27,228 --> 00:06:29,396 Julianne: No time. We have to skip it. 168 00:06:29,464 --> 00:06:30,764 Don't worry. Something tells me 169 00:06:30,832 --> 00:06:32,866 Galvin would've preferred dancing and whiskey anyway. 170 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,634 Brent, welcome home. 171 00:06:34,702 --> 00:06:37,637 Erica: So we hear that Scott Galvin, he's inheriting the ship? 172 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:40,607 Yes, I now work for Happy Gilmore. 173 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:42,575 Beer and golf make his world go 'round. 174 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:45,010 Too bad I don't know my five iron from my wedge. 175 00:06:45,078 --> 00:06:48,347 Julianne: Well, better brush up, Tiger. 176 00:06:49,516 --> 00:06:53,786 Friedken: Well, if it isn't the staff of 50 percent-at-best press. 177 00:06:53,854 --> 00:06:55,388 Lovely eulogy, Thomas. 178 00:06:55,455 --> 00:06:57,622 I'm surprised you didn't have a table set up graveside 179 00:06:57,690 --> 00:06:59,791 so you could sell T-shirts and books. 180 00:06:59,859 --> 00:07:01,426 How's my little blonde vulture doing? 181 00:07:01,494 --> 00:07:03,395 You still circling for scraps? 182 00:07:03,462 --> 00:07:04,796 Still making a career out of cannibalizing 183 00:07:04,864 --> 00:07:06,197 "The Secret of Now"? 184 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:09,967 Frank Galvin leaves behind an empire. 185 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:11,736 What're you two gonna leave the world? 186 00:07:11,804 --> 00:07:14,037 A drawer full of musty, half-finished novels? 187 00:07:14,105 --> 00:07:16,740 A library of frilly, frothy picture books 188 00:07:16,808 --> 00:07:19,209 for the uneducated masses? 189 00:07:20,478 --> 00:07:22,546 Sweet dreams, kitties. 190 00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:27,050 Ugh... 191 00:07:30,153 --> 00:07:31,921 Friedken, he can just... ugh! 192 00:07:31,988 --> 00:07:34,189 He can just rot in hell. 193 00:07:34,257 --> 00:07:36,225 Can't believe you ever slept with him. 194 00:07:36,293 --> 00:07:37,727 Oh, thank you, Erica. 195 00:07:37,795 --> 00:07:39,061 Thank you for that much-needed image 196 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:41,731 of Friedken and I, naked in his bed, 197 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:43,165 with his hairy hands caressing my-- 198 00:07:43,233 --> 00:07:44,967 Okay, okay. That's enough. 199 00:07:45,035 --> 00:07:47,235 Rachel: Michel Strithe was my favourite Professor at U of T. 200 00:07:47,303 --> 00:07:49,704 I I had a total brain crush on him. 201 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:50,572 Julianne: Georgie. 202 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,873 Julianne! 203 00:07:51,941 --> 00:07:53,508 Oh my God, it's so good to see you! 204 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:56,445 Oh, it's so nice to see you too. 205 00:07:56,512 --> 00:07:57,646 I'm sorry we're late, I'm... 206 00:07:57,713 --> 00:07:58,747 Oh, don't worry, 207 00:07:58,815 --> 00:08:00,482 Rachel has been showing me around. 208 00:08:00,550 --> 00:08:01,916 You must be Erica. 209 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:03,050 Hi, I am. 210 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:05,786 It's lovely to finally meet you. 211 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:08,221 So I got you a little something. 212 00:08:08,289 --> 00:08:10,658 Oh, wow. 213 00:08:10,725 --> 00:08:12,660 Look, Erica, it's a dictionary. 214 00:08:14,429 --> 00:08:16,363 Well, not just any ordinary dictionary; 215 00:08:16,431 --> 00:08:18,498 It's for editors and writers. 216 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:22,001 It has a thesaurus, alternative spellings. 217 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:23,402 Erica: Oh, it's gorgeous, Georgie. 218 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:24,887 - I'm sure we'll use it all the time. - Mm. 219 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,808 Nice picture. You look great. 220 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,176 Is this guy an actor? 221 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,112 No, he's more of a personality. 222 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,081 It's Jay Manuel from America's Next Top Model. 223 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:37,115 (Titters) 224 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,385 Sorry. I don't watch reality shows. 225 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,654 Erica: So, Georgie, Julianne tells me that we're going out for dinner 226 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:43,689 with a friend of yours tonight? 227 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,557 Yes. Michel Strithe. 228 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,158 And I admit it, I am biased, 229 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,961 but he really is brilliant. 230 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,962 And he'd look great on a book jacket. 231 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:52,429 Erica: Hm! Julianne: Really? 232 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,966 And here I was imagining a 75-year-old with ear hair 233 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:56,834 and patches on his elbows. 234 00:08:56,902 --> 00:08:58,936 (Laughs) She's funny. 235 00:08:59,004 --> 00:09:00,337 Rachel: Michel Strithe is amazing. 236 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,373 You're going to, as you say, "heart" him. 237 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,608 Erica: Michel Strithe. 238 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:04,575 Did he write a piece for The Globe, 239 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,975 on the blurring line between Church and State? 240 00:09:07,011 --> 00:09:09,245 Yes! Uh, it was picked up by the Times. 241 00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:10,380 Christopher Hitchens... 242 00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:11,815 Quoted him. Wow! 243 00:09:11,883 --> 00:09:14,918 I mean, it's... really impressive profile. 244 00:09:14,986 --> 00:09:16,423 Sounds like. Okey dokey. 245 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:20,323 Well... I guess we're gonna see you later tonight, so 246 00:09:20,391 --> 00:09:22,057 I don't wanna keep you for anymore 'cause... 247 00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:23,158 Georgie: Oh, looking forward to it. 248 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,527 Julianne: Yeah! Georgie: See you then. 249 00:09:27,831 --> 00:09:29,398 Why are you encouraging her? 250 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:31,000 Rachel: Can I just say that Michel Strithe 251 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,700 was the best professor I had in four years had at U of T? 252 00:09:32,701 --> 00:09:33,868 He is brilliant! 253 00:09:33,936 --> 00:09:35,570 Rachel, it's 3:00! My second wind's 254 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:37,071 blown all the way to Scarborough by now. 255 00:09:37,139 --> 00:09:38,873 Sorry. I'm on it. 256 00:09:38,941 --> 00:09:41,242 (Julianne huffs, phone rings) 257 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:42,610 Julianne... 258 00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:44,913 Can you just take it down a notch with Rachel? 259 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:46,014 I have to get this. 260 00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:47,381 Hey, Tina. 261 00:09:48,449 --> 00:09:50,350 Hey! Oh, I know. Wasn't the... 262 00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:51,818 the funeral was touching? 263 00:09:51,886 --> 00:09:53,119 Yeah... 264 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:57,791 Ivan: Okay. One Julianne special. Voila. 265 00:09:58,259 --> 00:09:59,359 Merci beaucoup. 266 00:09:59,427 --> 00:10:02,028 Hey... 267 00:10:02,096 --> 00:10:05,130 Julianne's a... a tough boss. 268 00:10:05,198 --> 00:10:06,398 I'm not complaining. 269 00:10:06,466 --> 00:10:08,100 No, you don't have to; I've been there. 270 00:10:08,769 --> 00:10:10,502 My first job in publishing? 271 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,171 Julianne's assistant. 272 00:10:12,239 --> 00:10:13,538 No way. Really? 273 00:10:13,606 --> 00:10:15,841 Yeah. But I learned a lot from her. 274 00:10:15,909 --> 00:10:17,309 So, I really... 275 00:10:17,377 --> 00:10:19,044 I think that you just need to read her moves better. 276 00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:20,478 Okay? So, for example, 277 00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:23,181 if she gets really stressed out then she air quotes a lot 278 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:25,216 and her voice gets really, really high 279 00:10:25,284 --> 00:10:28,619 and it's just... It's best to steer clear. 280 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:30,655 Thanks. I'll remember that. 281 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:31,990 But look, you're gonna be fine. 282 00:10:32,057 --> 00:10:32,957 Okay? 283 00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:34,092 A couple years from now 284 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,526 you'll be some big-time editor, 285 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:39,529 and... and you'll look back at this and laugh. 286 00:10:40,731 --> 00:10:43,566 Hopefully I'll be a big-time writer. 287 00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:44,768 Oh, you wanna be a writer? 288 00:10:44,836 --> 00:10:46,270 Oh, don't get me wrong. 289 00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:48,638 I'm so excited to learn about the publishing world. 290 00:10:48,706 --> 00:10:49,706 I just want to end up working 291 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,175 on the other side of the bookshelf. 292 00:10:51,242 --> 00:10:52,842 Hmm. 293 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:55,644 I used to wanna be a writer. 294 00:10:55,712 --> 00:10:57,379 Really? Yeah. I mean back in the day. 295 00:10:57,447 --> 00:10:59,215 Back in the last millennium, actually. 296 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:00,983 (Laughs awkwardly) 297 00:11:02,252 --> 00:11:04,320 So have you, uh... 298 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,222 Do you write much, or...? 299 00:11:07,357 --> 00:11:09,257 Poetry, a few plays... 300 00:11:09,325 --> 00:11:11,459 I just started plotting out my first novel. 301 00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:14,696 I write every day, rain or shine. 302 00:11:14,763 --> 00:11:18,099 Wow! That's amazing. Good, good for you. 303 00:11:19,368 --> 00:11:21,069 Anyway, I better get this to Julianne. 304 00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:22,537 It's already 3:06. 305 00:11:22,604 --> 00:11:24,271 (Mimics whip cracking) 306 00:11:30,611 --> 00:11:33,480 (Players shout to one another) 307 00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:43,456 (Whooping and cheering) 308 00:11:48,095 --> 00:11:48,928 Give it up for the best footballer 309 00:11:48,996 --> 00:11:50,129 since Maradona. 310 00:11:50,197 --> 00:11:51,064 Whoever that is. 311 00:11:54,101 --> 00:11:56,068 Wow. (Pants) 312 00:11:56,135 --> 00:11:58,770 What's a guy gotta do to impress his girlfriend? 313 00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:00,873 Sorry. That was a really great goal 314 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:02,307 that you just scored, babe. 315 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,542 Well, I may never play for Liverpool Football Club, 316 00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:07,079 but... A guy can dream. 317 00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:10,115 Really? That was your dream? 318 00:12:10,183 --> 00:12:11,616 To play professional soccer... 319 00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:13,450 Football, sorry. 320 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,386 Oh yeah. 321 00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:17,321 I used to live and breathe the game. 322 00:12:17,389 --> 00:12:20,358 Played in a league a little bit. 323 00:12:20,425 --> 00:12:21,792 Do you ever wish you woulda kept it going? 324 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,761 I never really think about it, to be honest. 325 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:25,296 Why? 326 00:12:25,364 --> 00:12:26,530 Where's this coming from? 327 00:12:26,598 --> 00:12:28,131 Oh, it's... It's nothing. 328 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:31,101 It's just something that Friedken said to me 329 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,435 today at the funeral, 330 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:34,637 and then Rachel with her whole, you know, 331 00:12:34,705 --> 00:12:36,139 "I wanna write a novel." 332 00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:37,473 Whatever, it's stupid. 333 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,976 No, it's not. Not if it's bothering you. 334 00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:42,612 And it's not that I'm not happy doing what I'm doing. 335 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,546 I mean, I love my work. 336 00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:47,950 It's just sometimes I... 337 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,751 Sometimes I wonder if I should've tried harder 338 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,620 to become a writer. 339 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:54,290 Well, you still could. 340 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:57,759 You know, I'm not gonna be a professional footballer, 341 00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:58,961 I'm too old and my knees are shot-- 342 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,829 but, but you? 343 00:13:01,897 --> 00:13:04,865 You could just start writing again. 344 00:13:04,934 --> 00:13:07,201 Nothing's stopping you. 345 00:13:08,737 --> 00:13:11,039 You're right. I'm just being a whiner. 346 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,873 Mm. A hot whiner. 347 00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,476 You see, 348 00:13:16,544 --> 00:13:18,045 I don't have your talent for words. 349 00:13:21,983 --> 00:13:22,816 Hopefully... 350 00:13:24,819 --> 00:13:25,986 I make up for it in other ways. 351 00:13:27,121 --> 00:13:28,855 Adam, we're in public. 352 00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:32,224 You're right. 353 00:13:33,493 --> 00:13:34,961 Wanna make out behind the bleacher? 354 00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:35,828 - Totally. - Okay. 355 00:13:38,999 --> 00:13:40,099 Michel: And this pattern can be traced back 356 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,135 to the first beautiful woman, Eve, 357 00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:44,436 who was told by God in Genesis 3:16: 358 00:13:44,504 --> 00:13:46,239 "Your husband shall rule you." 359 00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:47,273 Georgie: Three little words 360 00:13:47,307 --> 00:13:49,975 that have shaped the oppression of women for centuries. 361 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,910 You're trying to show the hidden impact of religion 362 00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:54,079 and how it affects our day-to-day lives, 363 00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:56,347 and I, I just think that's really fresh. 364 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:58,049 Great. 365 00:13:58,117 --> 00:13:59,851 What about you, Julianne, what do you think? 366 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,088 Julianne: Um... I think... 367 00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:06,623 That you can write a book about anything. 368 00:14:06,691 --> 00:14:09,626 The question is, will people buy it? 369 00:14:09,694 --> 00:14:13,730 Georgie: Well, I think Erica has read and enjoyed Michel's work, 370 00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:16,466 and I can argue for the fact that it's far from prosaic. 371 00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:18,435 Well, that right there is a problem. 372 00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:20,170 We publish prose, plain and simple, 373 00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,338 nothing poetic, nothing fancy-- 374 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:24,507 Sorry, I think you're misunderstanding. 375 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,176 No, I understand just fine. 376 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:28,178 I know what prose means, Georgie. 377 00:14:30,647 --> 00:14:32,982 Prosaic means boring. 378 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:34,750 Michel's work is far from boring. 379 00:14:34,819 --> 00:14:38,353 Okay, let me know if this is what the doctor ordered. 380 00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:39,888 Who'd like to taste it? 381 00:14:39,956 --> 00:14:41,389 Here, let me. 382 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,896 Mmm. Wonderful! 383 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,764 Buttery with a hint of caramel. 384 00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,766 Great choice, Michel. 385 00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,000 Michel: Julianne, 386 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,468 if you were a wine, 387 00:14:54,536 --> 00:14:55,436 which wine would you be? 388 00:14:58,406 --> 00:14:59,740 I'm sorry? 389 00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:01,542 It's a game I used to play in undergrad-- 390 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,878 too many wine and cheeses. 391 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,280 Ivan: Okay, guys, let me tell you about tonight's specials. 392 00:15:06,348 --> 00:15:08,081 We have a pan roasted Arctic char 393 00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,583 with orange and rosemary white sauce... 394 00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,122 Erica: Was he charming or what? 395 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:17,790 I went into the pitch prepared to hate it, 396 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:20,393 but Michel, he totally sold me. 397 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,962 Well, that makes one of us. 398 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,296 I thought you two hit it off? 399 00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:24,830 Julianne: (Sighs) Where's my latte? 400 00:15:24,898 --> 00:15:25,865 Rachel! 401 00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:27,967 He totally had eyes for you. 402 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,368 Well, yeah; Nerds prefer blondes. 403 00:15:29,435 --> 00:15:30,669 Ray-Ray! 404 00:15:30,737 --> 00:15:31,937 Right here, Julianne! 405 00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:33,739 Erica: 'Morning! 406 00:15:33,806 --> 00:15:35,774 Thanks. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 407 00:15:35,842 --> 00:15:38,244 Rachel, I said to make my lattes hot, 408 00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:39,845 not scalding. Ow. 409 00:15:39,912 --> 00:15:41,312 Why don't you just let it cool down. 410 00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:45,483 Why is this on my desk? 411 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,584 I left that there for you 412 00:15:46,651 --> 00:15:48,753 to peruse at your convenience. 413 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,654 Notes from the course I took with Michel Strithe 414 00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:52,523 - during my undergrad. - (Warning) Rachel... 415 00:15:53,725 --> 00:15:56,559 So what, you wrote a dissertation, a thesis? 416 00:15:56,627 --> 00:15:58,628 No, just an overview of Michel's work 417 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,899 on the applications of biblical hermeneutics. 418 00:16:01,966 --> 00:16:03,300 (Coldly) Rachel... 419 00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:06,370 If I wanted a crash course in Michel Strithe, 420 00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:08,238 I would have asked you. 421 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,408 - I just thought-- - I don't pay you to think; 422 00:16:11,442 --> 00:16:13,509 I pay you to follow directions 423 00:16:13,576 --> 00:16:15,011 and you can't even do that! 424 00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,079 if you think 425 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,713 just 'cause you have some shiny master's degree 426 00:16:17,781 --> 00:16:20,649 that qualifies you to have ideas that are actually useful, 427 00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:21,550 think again! 428 00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:24,921 Rachel! Rachel, wait! 429 00:16:26,056 --> 00:16:27,790 What is wrong with you? 430 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:29,090 You know what? I don't need this, Erica. 431 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:30,758 - Not today. - What're you talking about? 432 00:16:30,826 --> 00:16:33,295 Julianne, that was completely unfair. 433 00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:34,862 We are trying to run a business here, 434 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:37,532 not train baby geniuses! 435 00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:38,599 Where are you going? 436 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:39,935 Julianne, we are still talking. 437 00:16:40,002 --> 00:16:41,736 No, you're talking, I'm walking. 438 00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:42,637 Julianne! 439 00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:45,705 Wait! 440 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:46,706 (Whoosh) 441 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,342 Agh! 442 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,677 Rough day at the office? 443 00:16:50,745 --> 00:16:54,148 Oh my God, Julianne, she's... she's crazy. 444 00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:56,716 Well, a loaded statement, 445 00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:59,619 considering that she is your next patient. 446 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,855 Julianne is my patient. 447 00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:04,490 Mm-hm. 448 00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,459 Uh... why? 449 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,860 Well, uh... 450 00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:08,928 Let's start with what just happened. 451 00:17:08,996 --> 00:17:10,163 You rushed in here 452 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,999 exasperated with Julianne's behaviour. 453 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,133 Yes, I think that she... 454 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,468 I mean, she needs to ease up on Rachel, 455 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,702 but I don't think that she needs therapy. 456 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,638 I mean, Julianne, she's just... 457 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,508 She's just "Julianne," you know? 458 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,278 I mean... (Sighs) 459 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,246 She's treating Rachel the exact same way 460 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,349 that she treated me back in the day. 461 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,549 I see. 462 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,917 So you're saying that Julianne 463 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,687 has a particular management style. 464 00:17:36,754 --> 00:17:38,456 She's tough and that's her shtick. 465 00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:39,923 Okay, she's tough. 466 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,526 And, uh, you can either handle her shtick 467 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,095 - or you can't. - Pretty much. 468 00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:45,796 And I know, I was there. I mean... 469 00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:49,265 I had a horrible first day at River Rock. 470 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,834 She... She basically fired me. 471 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,204 You got your job back though. 472 00:17:54,271 --> 00:17:55,472 Yeah. 473 00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,740 'Cause I figured out how to handle her. 474 00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:00,210 And I wish that Rachel could do the same. 475 00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:03,546 Well, that's interesting. 476 00:18:03,614 --> 00:18:05,447 Well, why don't you take me back 477 00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:08,417 to your first day at River Rock. 478 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:12,388 Well... 479 00:18:12,455 --> 00:18:16,058 Things with Julianne, they were bad from the get-go. 480 00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:18,860 She had inherited me from her predecessor 481 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:21,762 and then I gave her a real reason to hate me. 482 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:22,863 You know, she wanted to kill this book, 483 00:18:22,931 --> 00:18:24,298 "Rocket Man," 484 00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:27,101 and instead of following her cues, 485 00:18:27,169 --> 00:18:31,072 I decided to suggest a way to save the book 486 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:33,908 in front of her entire staff. 487 00:18:36,377 --> 00:18:39,446 So, Julianne, to put me in my place, 488 00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:42,049 she decided to humiliate me 489 00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,151 by reading out loud some short stories 490 00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:46,420 that I had submitted with my resume, 491 00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:48,955 in front of everyone. 492 00:18:49,023 --> 00:18:51,858 Luckily, I was able to prove myself after that, 493 00:18:51,926 --> 00:18:54,793 because if hadn't, I... I'd be gone. 494 00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,165 And look, it's not the way that I manage, 495 00:18:59,232 --> 00:19:02,734 but you have to admit, she gets results. 496 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,571 So either the assistant, they figure her out, 497 00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:06,872 find a way to work with her, 498 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,006 or pgh!-- They're gone. 499 00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,678 Let's test this theory. 500 00:19:13,745 --> 00:19:14,812 I want you to return 501 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,181 to your first day at River Rock, 502 00:19:16,248 --> 00:19:19,250 and be the perfect assistant. 503 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:21,252 Use all of your knowledge of Julianne 504 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,854 to blow her mind; 505 00:19:23,922 --> 00:19:25,922 To meet and exceed her every expectation. 506 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,225 (Whoosh) 507 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:32,261 (Erica gasps, phone rings nearby) 508 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:34,564 I didn't get here because I look good in a skirt. 509 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,831 I earned it. 510 00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,901 You want on my team? You better do the same. 511 00:19:46,904 --> 00:19:49,905 So you have two degrees in English lit... 512 00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:52,574 Never worked as an editorial assistant before. 513 00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:54,576 Never even worked in publishing before. 514 00:19:54,644 --> 00:19:55,677 You're how old? 515 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:58,881 I'm thirty... two. 516 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,316 (Laughs) Sorry. 517 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,385 Huh. Just 'cause I'm 27 518 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,951 and I took my first proofreading job 519 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,186 right out of high school. 520 00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:07,989 Look, Julianne, I know that you have qualms... 521 00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:09,757 - but-- - Ooh, yes, I do, 522 00:20:09,825 --> 00:20:11,893 because people with two English lit degrees, 523 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,595 who use words like "qualms" in everyday language, 524 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,531 are usually literature snobs 525 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:18,500 and I have no time for them. 526 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,566 Mm. Right. 527 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:20,767 And despite what you may think, 528 00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,370 I am not some ivory-tower English-lit snob. 529 00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:26,006 Mm. Yeah, I beg to differ. 530 00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,474 See, 531 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:32,312 I read your short collection of even shorter stories 532 00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:35,648 left behind by my predecessor. 533 00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:37,050 They're very heavy. 534 00:20:37,117 --> 00:20:41,020 Mm. I wrote those a very long time ago 535 00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,356 and, uh, I wouldn't mind having those back, 536 00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:46,125 - if you're... - Uhn-uhn-uhn. Still reading. 537 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,560 Who knows? 538 00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:48,627 Maybe I'll even show them to Frank Galvin. 539 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:50,430 Ah! Ha. Brent! 540 00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:54,966 Can you show Erica to the coffee lounge? 541 00:20:55,034 --> 00:20:56,168 Time to send her to school. 542 00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:01,373 White poppy on your first pull... 543 00:21:01,441 --> 00:21:02,441 The force is strong in you. 544 00:21:02,508 --> 00:21:03,808 Well, you know, you pick things up 545 00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,243 here and there. 546 00:21:05,311 --> 00:21:06,344 Agh! Brent! 547 00:21:06,412 --> 00:21:07,678 I just saved your life. 548 00:21:07,745 --> 00:21:08,879 If you were to serve Julianne this 549 00:21:08,947 --> 00:21:09,780 with these... 550 00:21:11,616 --> 00:21:12,649 Of course! 551 00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:15,953 Julianne only drinks organic espresso. 552 00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:18,089 I keep a spare bag in my emergency drawer. 553 00:21:18,156 --> 00:21:19,523 Julianne goes Hannibal 554 00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:21,592 if you make her a latte with reg. 555 00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,360 Julianne: (Titters) Yes. 556 00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:26,997 She gets that sexy little curl in her lip. 557 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:29,365 God, she can be so hot. 558 00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:30,266 Mmm! 559 00:21:32,369 --> 00:21:33,637 I'll brb with the beans. 560 00:21:37,942 --> 00:21:38,875 Good morning. 561 00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:40,710 Oh! 'Kay... 562 00:21:40,744 --> 00:21:43,345 Dr. Tom, this is very, very weird. 563 00:21:44,481 --> 00:21:45,848 Oh? Why is that? 564 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:47,549 Because this only happened two years ago. 565 00:21:47,618 --> 00:21:49,919 I mean, I like a little distance from my deja vu's. 566 00:21:49,987 --> 00:21:51,654 Oh. I see. 567 00:21:51,722 --> 00:21:52,922 Well, other than that, 568 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,991 how goes your second first day? 569 00:21:55,058 --> 00:21:57,025 Julianne, is she still being a, uh... 570 00:21:57,093 --> 00:21:59,193 A "passive aggressive bitch-face." 571 00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:00,595 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 572 00:22:00,663 --> 00:22:02,296 Sure. 573 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:03,598 Erica: What am I doing here, 574 00:22:03,666 --> 00:22:05,867 other thank photocopying and making lattes? 575 00:22:05,935 --> 00:22:08,136 You have a patient and a theory. 576 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,271 What do you do with a theory? 577 00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,172 You test it. 578 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,608 Okay, so once I become the perfect assistant 579 00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:17,344 and Julianne loves me, that's gonna prove... 580 00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:18,612 That you're right; 581 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,715 That "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." 582 00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:23,050 Sigmund Freud. 583 00:22:23,118 --> 00:22:26,020 Or, in your case, a shtick is just a shtick. 584 00:22:26,087 --> 00:22:27,187 Now what about "Rocket Man"? 585 00:22:27,255 --> 00:22:28,921 You were that book's sole champion. 586 00:22:28,989 --> 00:22:30,489 Without you, Julianne'll kill it. 587 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,390 Right. 588 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,927 So, I guess I um... 589 00:22:34,995 --> 00:22:36,595 I just take my own advice. 590 00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:39,331 Because the first time around I, like Rachel, 591 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,700 I just... I chose the wrong moment. 592 00:22:40,768 --> 00:22:42,468 And you can't contradict your boss in public 593 00:22:42,536 --> 00:22:43,435 and expect a medal. 594 00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:44,369 So, this time... 595 00:22:46,005 --> 00:22:47,205 I'll do it in private. 596 00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:48,406 Sounds like you have a great plan 597 00:22:48,474 --> 00:22:49,607 and I hope it works out for you. 598 00:22:49,676 --> 00:22:50,742 Oh, by the way, 599 00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:51,743 I made myself a doppio espresso, 600 00:22:51,811 --> 00:22:52,778 but I finished the beans. 601 00:22:52,845 --> 00:22:54,546 I hope that's okay. 602 00:22:54,613 --> 00:22:56,414 Would you just... 603 00:22:58,384 --> 00:23:01,118 Brent: Hello. Dr. Tom: Hello. 604 00:23:01,186 --> 00:23:02,486 Brent: Who's that? 605 00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:04,655 Erica: Oh, I think he's from Accounting. 606 00:23:04,723 --> 00:23:07,257 With those cheek bones? Me no think so. 607 00:23:10,495 --> 00:23:11,896 Oh, I absolutely "heart" 608 00:23:11,963 --> 00:23:13,597 the way you've created subfolders 609 00:23:13,665 --> 00:23:16,166 within my documents file. 610 00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:18,501 And what do we have here? 611 00:23:18,569 --> 00:23:20,203 A title page 612 00:23:20,270 --> 00:23:23,006 with the title bolded and underlined. 613 00:23:23,074 --> 00:23:24,607 I am in heaven! 614 00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:27,276 Oh good, 'cause I aim to please. 615 00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:29,179 Please and thank you. 616 00:23:29,246 --> 00:23:31,081 However, your lattes, 617 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,514 though aesthetically pleasing, 618 00:23:32,582 --> 00:23:35,350 leave much to be desired in the "taste department." 619 00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:37,586 Okay. So... all in all, 620 00:23:37,653 --> 00:23:39,621 I still think this might work out. 621 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:40,655 Mm! Great. 622 00:23:40,724 --> 00:23:42,424 Next task: Marcus Stahl's outline. 623 00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:44,259 Read it, type up some notes. 624 00:23:44,327 --> 00:23:45,694 Frank Galvin loves him, 625 00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:47,429 so we better look like we tried to come up with something. 626 00:23:47,496 --> 00:23:50,798 But frankly, I'm just not feeling the "juice." 627 00:23:50,866 --> 00:23:52,533 (Phone rings) 628 00:23:52,601 --> 00:23:54,836 Oh. Hello, Mr. Friedken! 629 00:23:56,438 --> 00:23:57,939 Oh, I'm doing faboo. 630 00:23:58,006 --> 00:24:01,342 I've got a brand new office, a new title, 631 00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:03,111 a wonderful new assistant. 632 00:24:03,178 --> 00:24:04,345 Oh. 633 00:24:04,713 --> 00:24:06,279 Well, I think our appointment's right before lunch, no? 634 00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:09,649 I love, love, love the new pages on "The Darlings of Pop." 635 00:24:09,717 --> 00:24:10,851 I'm telling you, Brent, 636 00:24:10,918 --> 00:24:12,518 my first slate is gonna knock the pants 637 00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:14,121 right off Frank Galvin. 638 00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,421 Figuratively speaking, I hope. 639 00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:17,290 Julianne: (Laughs) Yeah. 640 00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:20,292 OMG. 641 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:24,429 0.7 millimeter tip ballpoint retractable pens 642 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,931 in blue and red. 643 00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:28,467 A-plus, newbie. 644 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:29,368 Oh, lucky guess. 645 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,537 Can I take her home with me? 646 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,873 Listen, Julianne, do you have a minute? 647 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,107 Um, there's something I'd like to talk to you about. 648 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,042 In private. 649 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,144 Oh, of course! 650 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,411 Mi office es su office. 651 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,345 Great! 652 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,485 So... I, um... 653 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,789 I went over Stahl's material like you asked 654 00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:55,525 and I actually think that there is "juice" in this. 655 00:24:55,593 --> 00:24:57,194 - Really? - Yes. You see, Stahl, 656 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,462 he launched the Banting 7204 satellite, 657 00:24:59,530 --> 00:25:02,432 which sparked a revolution in digital communication. 658 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,500 E.T. phone home. 659 00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:04,701 I don't see how that applies. 660 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,636 Wait, there's more. 661 00:25:06,704 --> 00:25:09,172 He did it all while he was addicted to crack. 662 00:25:09,239 --> 00:25:10,940 Stahl was addicted to crack? 663 00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:12,541 He had a family, he was a titan of business, 664 00:25:12,609 --> 00:25:14,376 but there he was, night after night, 665 00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:16,979 smoking crack with gang members. 666 00:25:17,047 --> 00:25:18,347 And I know that that sounds bleak-- 667 00:25:18,415 --> 00:25:20,349 - Yeah, it really does. - But it's not, 668 00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:21,284 because he beat his addiction, 669 00:25:21,351 --> 00:25:22,751 he got his family back, 670 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,952 he won his way back to the top of the business world. 671 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,787 I mean, it is a story of redemption, 672 00:25:25,855 --> 00:25:27,789 of triumph over adversity. 673 00:25:27,857 --> 00:25:29,657 And I really feel like, 674 00:25:29,725 --> 00:25:32,027 like there's a lot of "juice" in that. 675 00:25:32,094 --> 00:25:35,897 Erica, I asked you to make some notes 676 00:25:35,965 --> 00:25:38,300 to show Galvin that we tried, 677 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:40,567 not pitch me a whole book. 678 00:25:40,635 --> 00:25:43,470 Oh. I... I um... 679 00:25:43,538 --> 00:25:44,471 I just thought... 680 00:25:44,539 --> 00:25:47,006 Well, I don't pay you to think. 681 00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:50,577 Just leave it with me, anyway. 682 00:25:50,645 --> 00:25:51,511 Thank you. 683 00:25:53,414 --> 00:25:54,948 - Ah... - Hey! 684 00:25:55,015 --> 00:25:56,683 Am I interrupting anything? 685 00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:58,518 You? Never. 686 00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:00,721 (Titters) Muah. Muah. 687 00:26:00,788 --> 00:26:03,422 Erica, two latte's, pronto-Toronto. 688 00:26:08,528 --> 00:26:11,129 Um, I need to give you some notes. 689 00:26:17,270 --> 00:26:18,703 Hurricane warning. 690 00:26:18,771 --> 00:26:21,840 Mistress's meeting is off to a bad start. 691 00:26:21,907 --> 00:26:23,475 I think maybe you should steer clear. 692 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,577 I don't think; I just do what I'm told, 693 00:26:25,644 --> 00:26:28,212 and Julianne wants two lattes. 694 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,681 (Mimics Julianne) "Pronto-Toronto." 695 00:26:29,749 --> 00:26:31,850 I am not sure that the reading public 696 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,852 wants to hear a metaphysical exploration 697 00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:36,119 of parallel realities from you. 698 00:26:36,187 --> 00:26:39,256 You're telling me what my reading public wants 699 00:26:39,323 --> 00:26:40,357 and doesn't want? 700 00:26:40,425 --> 00:26:42,259 No, no. I am just saying I... 701 00:26:42,326 --> 00:26:43,627 I just don't know 702 00:26:43,695 --> 00:26:46,096 that people will understand the subject matter. 703 00:26:46,163 --> 00:26:48,164 You don't think you will. 704 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:49,266 Look, Jules, 705 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:52,402 just because you don't understand 706 00:26:52,469 --> 00:26:53,469 what I'm proposing, 707 00:26:53,537 --> 00:26:56,472 doesn't mean other people won't. 708 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:59,542 Um, excuse me, here are your lattes. 709 00:26:59,610 --> 00:27:01,811 Okay, here's what I'm proposing, Jules. 710 00:27:03,146 --> 00:27:07,048 Why don't you leave the thinking to me? 711 00:27:07,116 --> 00:27:10,318 And you can busy yourself with pretty book covers 712 00:27:10,386 --> 00:27:12,821 and fun marketing campaigns. 713 00:27:12,889 --> 00:27:15,189 Julianne: Thomas-- Friedken: Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 714 00:27:15,257 --> 00:27:16,858 What did I just say? 715 00:27:18,127 --> 00:27:21,029 Now, I want a meeting with Frank today. 716 00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:25,232 Erica, go! 717 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:26,133 Excuse me. 718 00:27:30,405 --> 00:27:32,072 (Stunned breath) Um... 719 00:27:34,242 --> 00:27:35,810 Um...? 720 00:27:35,877 --> 00:27:37,377 No, of course, of course, of course. 721 00:27:37,446 --> 00:27:39,211 Yes. I'll, um... 722 00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,881 I will set up a meeting with Frank today, 723 00:27:41,949 --> 00:27:43,750 run it up the flagpole. 724 00:27:46,454 --> 00:27:51,524 Friedken: That is the smartest thing you have said all day, kitten. 725 00:28:02,902 --> 00:28:03,769 Whew... 726 00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:16,113 Erica, could you gather up the troops? 727 00:28:16,181 --> 00:28:17,314 I want everyone in the department 728 00:28:17,382 --> 00:28:18,916 in my office, stat. 729 00:28:18,984 --> 00:28:19,784 Of course, of course. 730 00:28:23,355 --> 00:28:26,023 Excuse me. Excuse me. 731 00:28:26,091 --> 00:28:27,357 Julianne: Oh no, no, no. Erica, you stay. 732 00:28:27,424 --> 00:28:28,825 No, I want you to have every opportunity 733 00:28:28,893 --> 00:28:31,094 to see how things work around here. 734 00:28:31,161 --> 00:28:32,228 Of course. 735 00:28:32,296 --> 00:28:33,463 Julianne: Okay. 736 00:28:33,531 --> 00:28:36,566 I have a stunning work of staggering genius 737 00:28:36,634 --> 00:28:39,803 straight from the slush pile. 738 00:28:39,871 --> 00:28:41,571 This is a ritual we used to do at the other office. 739 00:28:41,639 --> 00:28:43,639 Julianne reads from the worst submissions. 740 00:28:43,707 --> 00:28:45,340 It's hilarious. 741 00:28:45,408 --> 00:28:47,676 Julianne: Settle in, everyone. 742 00:28:47,744 --> 00:28:49,177 (Clears throat) 743 00:28:49,245 --> 00:28:51,847 "The house is an abattoir." 744 00:28:54,217 --> 00:28:56,719 "Smoke billows from the chimney and up, 745 00:28:56,786 --> 00:28:59,053 breaking apart in the night sky." 746 00:28:59,121 --> 00:29:00,989 Okay! That's it! 747 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:03,925 Is there a problem, Erica? 748 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,426 Yes, there is a problem. 749 00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,729 I need to speak to you alone, stat. 750 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,665 Pronto-Toronto, people! 751 00:29:12,535 --> 00:29:13,367 Uh... 752 00:29:17,872 --> 00:29:20,407 Yeah, if you think that I'm "impressed" 753 00:29:20,474 --> 00:29:22,009 with your little act of rebellion, 754 00:29:22,076 --> 00:29:23,476 think again. 755 00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:26,046 Listen, I'm... I'm gonna tell you something. 756 00:29:26,113 --> 00:29:27,714 Oh great, you've got 15 seconds. 757 00:29:27,782 --> 00:29:29,783 - No, I'm not doing that again. - Twelve. 758 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:30,850 - Julianne... - Tick-tock, tick-tock... 759 00:29:30,918 --> 00:29:34,086 Would you shut up and listen to me?! 760 00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:36,576 I thought that the whole trial by fire thing 761 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,979 was an attempt to separate the wheat from the chaff, 762 00:29:39,047 --> 00:29:40,047 but it's not. 763 00:29:40,115 --> 00:29:42,616 It's all about you using your stress 764 00:29:42,683 --> 00:29:44,051 and taking it out on your subordinates 765 00:29:44,119 --> 00:29:45,552 because they can't fight back. 766 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,453 Well, guess what? I am fighting back, 767 00:29:47,521 --> 00:29:50,289 and telling you that the way that you act... 768 00:29:50,357 --> 00:29:51,757 Is wrong. 769 00:29:51,825 --> 00:29:53,459 Are you finished? 770 00:29:53,527 --> 00:29:54,394 Yes. 771 00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:59,132 I have been in the "biz" for 10 years. 772 00:29:59,199 --> 00:30:01,634 You've been in it for one day. 773 00:30:01,701 --> 00:30:04,269 There is no way that these are your notes. 774 00:30:04,337 --> 00:30:05,837 Well, they are. 775 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,705 You listen to me, okay? 776 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:09,841 There is just no way 777 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:12,144 that some over-the-hill secretary 778 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,312 figured out a book that I passed on. 779 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,247 No way! 780 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:19,083 Oh my God. 781 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,522 You're threatened by these. 782 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,492 (Scoffs) 783 00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:32,063 I don't think so. 784 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,032 You know what? Pack up your things. 785 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,867 Be on your way. 786 00:30:37,935 --> 00:30:39,302 You're firing me? 787 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:41,071 For insubordination, rudeness, 788 00:30:41,138 --> 00:30:44,107 and an out of control ego. 789 00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:45,007 Adios. 790 00:30:57,287 --> 00:30:59,388 I can't believe it. 791 00:30:59,456 --> 00:31:01,490 Julianne is insecure? 792 00:31:01,558 --> 00:31:05,461 Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar. 793 00:31:05,528 --> 00:31:08,096 But why? I mean, she is so competent 794 00:31:08,163 --> 00:31:09,697 and she's so experienced. 795 00:31:09,764 --> 00:31:12,766 And yet she reads your notes and she feels inadequate. 796 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:13,701 (Sighs) 797 00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:16,604 It's bizarre. 798 00:31:16,671 --> 00:31:18,672 Honestly, it just... It makes no sense to me. 799 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:22,143 Dr. Tom: Ah, feelings rarely make any kind of rational sense 800 00:31:22,211 --> 00:31:25,011 until we understand why we have them. 801 00:31:27,582 --> 00:31:30,584 "With the possible exception of the Equator, 802 00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:33,553 everything begins somewhere." 803 00:31:33,621 --> 00:31:34,921 C.S. Lewis. 804 00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:38,725 So I need to go and figure out why Julianne's insecure 805 00:31:38,792 --> 00:31:40,392 and then fix it. 806 00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:43,596 I mean that's really hard to do. 807 00:31:43,664 --> 00:31:46,132 You can't just go up to someone and say, 808 00:31:46,199 --> 00:31:48,134 "Don't feel insecure." 809 00:31:48,201 --> 00:31:51,237 Well, let me ask you something. 810 00:31:51,304 --> 00:31:53,640 Do I ever fix you, Erica? 811 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:57,475 No. But you help me see what's going on though 812 00:31:57,543 --> 00:32:02,280 and... and then, I fix myself. 813 00:32:02,348 --> 00:32:03,281 A-plus, newbie. 814 00:32:20,265 --> 00:32:22,999 Come on, Julianne, answer the phone. 815 00:32:24,769 --> 00:32:25,802 Where are you? 816 00:32:26,837 --> 00:32:27,904 Julianne! 817 00:32:29,474 --> 00:32:30,307 Julianne? 818 00:32:36,647 --> 00:32:38,614 Hello! Julianne? 819 00:32:45,656 --> 00:32:47,557 Hey. Hey, Erica, what're you doing here? 820 00:32:47,624 --> 00:32:49,559 Well, look, I was calling and calling you 821 00:32:49,626 --> 00:32:50,993 and you didn't answer the phone, 822 00:32:51,061 --> 00:32:52,960 and I then I got here and the door was open and... 823 00:32:53,028 --> 00:32:55,664 Michel: Julianne, is everything okay? 824 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,601 Erica, hi. 825 00:32:59,669 --> 00:33:01,169 I'm gonna get going. 826 00:33:01,237 --> 00:33:02,504 Good night. 827 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:06,808 Oh my God. 828 00:33:07,975 --> 00:33:08,875 Oh man. 829 00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:14,385 Erica: Why? 830 00:33:16,188 --> 00:33:18,389 Julianne: I don't know why. 831 00:33:18,456 --> 00:33:20,491 Erica: Julianne, you just slept with a man you don't even like 832 00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:22,359 and you don't know why? 833 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:27,363 I mean, come on, this isn't like you. 834 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:31,334 No, it's exactly like me. 835 00:33:32,603 --> 00:33:36,772 Freidken, I didn't like him either. 836 00:33:45,915 --> 00:33:49,518 Ever since Georgie told me she was coming into town, 837 00:33:49,586 --> 00:33:51,253 I've had this... 838 00:33:53,289 --> 00:33:56,458 Like permanent knot in my stomach. 839 00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:01,729 Do you think that it's the same for her? 840 00:34:01,796 --> 00:34:03,897 I don't understand the question. 841 00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:06,934 Well, it's just, you know, you... 842 00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:09,270 You painted Georgie out to be this monster 843 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,905 and the woman that I met, 844 00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:16,576 she seemed really genuinely happy to see you. 845 00:34:19,947 --> 00:34:21,781 So what is this really about? 846 00:34:24,252 --> 00:34:26,152 It's just she makes me feel like crap-- 847 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:29,922 Everything she says, everything she does-- 848 00:34:29,990 --> 00:34:31,090 All the time. 849 00:34:32,292 --> 00:34:35,127 Even when we were kids, I mean, my pa... 850 00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:39,798 Your parents...? 851 00:34:45,705 --> 00:34:50,107 My parents used to say, "Georgie is our smart one, 852 00:34:52,378 --> 00:34:54,612 and Julianne... (Wells with emotion) 853 00:34:57,683 --> 00:34:59,784 "Julianne's our fun one." 854 00:35:01,987 --> 00:35:05,188 But you wanted to be the smart one. 855 00:35:08,493 --> 00:35:09,326 Yeah. 856 00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:15,299 Oh my God. (Cries and sniffles) 857 00:35:21,938 --> 00:35:23,105 (Calming inhale) 858 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,910 Have you ever told Georgie about how you feel? 859 00:35:27,977 --> 00:35:31,980 I mean, about growing up and the two of you...? 860 00:35:32,048 --> 00:35:33,282 Are you kidding me? 861 00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:35,718 She would laugh right in my face 862 00:35:35,786 --> 00:35:37,252 and tell me to grow up. 863 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,387 No. Mm-mm. 864 00:35:39,455 --> 00:35:40,789 I don't think she would. 865 00:35:40,857 --> 00:35:44,392 Oh, you don't know my sister. 866 00:35:46,863 --> 00:35:49,998 I don't think you know your sister. 867 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,772 I don't understand. 868 00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:00,875 You slept with Michel to get back at me? 869 00:36:00,943 --> 00:36:02,310 For what? 870 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:05,079 Not to get back at you. 871 00:36:05,147 --> 00:36:06,013 Really? 872 00:36:07,816 --> 00:36:08,882 I bring you a potential author 873 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:10,884 who you know is a friend of mine, 874 00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:13,519 and it just happened? 875 00:36:13,587 --> 00:36:15,822 No, no, Georgie, it didn't... 876 00:36:16,991 --> 00:36:18,124 (Sighs) 877 00:36:18,192 --> 00:36:21,594 I, I, I slept with Michel 878 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:26,332 because I just wanted to feel like I had something to offer. 879 00:36:26,399 --> 00:36:28,901 What're you talking about? 880 00:36:30,737 --> 00:36:32,738 You know what, Julianne? Fine. 881 00:36:32,806 --> 00:36:34,206 It's par for the course. 882 00:36:34,274 --> 00:36:36,341 I am talking about last night, okay? 883 00:36:36,409 --> 00:36:38,610 I am talking about dinner. 884 00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:41,445 I sounded like such an idiot. 885 00:36:42,715 --> 00:36:45,383 I just wanted to make my... 886 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:47,719 Myself feel better. 887 00:36:47,787 --> 00:36:49,721 (Clears throat and sniffles) 888 00:36:49,789 --> 00:36:50,789 So I called... 889 00:36:50,856 --> 00:36:53,692 I called Michel and, and... 890 00:36:53,759 --> 00:36:56,927 Oh, this is gonna sound so pathetic. 891 00:36:58,063 --> 00:36:59,663 I just thought... 892 00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:04,301 So maybe I'm... I'm dumb, 893 00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:09,707 but, you know, at least I'm pretty. 894 00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:12,675 At least I've got that, you know? 895 00:37:12,743 --> 00:37:13,876 Julianne... 896 00:37:15,979 --> 00:37:17,379 You're not dumb. 897 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:19,982 How could you even think that? 898 00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:25,088 Georgie, you're the one with brains in this family. 899 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:27,190 You have a PHD, you teach at Yale... 900 00:37:27,257 --> 00:37:30,025 You own your own publishing company. 901 00:37:31,127 --> 00:37:32,961 You're self-made, 902 00:37:33,029 --> 00:37:34,430 you're behind a best-selling book. 903 00:37:34,497 --> 00:37:35,598 I mean, Julianne, 904 00:37:35,665 --> 00:37:37,766 this is apples and oranges here. 905 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:43,672 (Sighs heavily) 906 00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:48,443 When I called to tell you that I was coming to town, 907 00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:52,413 it didn't feel like you wanted to see me. 908 00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:54,782 And I thought it was because you live this cool, 909 00:37:54,850 --> 00:37:56,718 incredible life, 910 00:37:56,785 --> 00:37:59,420 hanging out with actors and TV personalities, 911 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:05,191 and I'm your boring, nerdy, loser sister 912 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,993 cramping your style. 913 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:09,863 Julianne, do you have any idea what it was like 914 00:38:09,930 --> 00:38:11,398 with you as my sister in our house? 915 00:38:13,368 --> 00:38:14,868 At our school? 916 00:38:17,537 --> 00:38:21,206 I really don't know what you're talking about. 917 00:38:21,275 --> 00:38:23,208 I'll make a list: 918 00:38:23,276 --> 00:38:24,576 Dad's favourite, 919 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,313 head cheerleader, miss popular. 920 00:38:29,448 --> 00:38:31,383 I couldn't compete. 921 00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:34,586 I was in awe of you. 922 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:38,790 (Exhales, stunned) 923 00:38:38,857 --> 00:38:41,025 Okay, that's not how I remember it at all. 924 00:38:41,093 --> 00:38:42,526 I mean, you were the one with the straight A's 925 00:38:42,594 --> 00:38:44,628 who mom and dad were actually proud of. 926 00:38:44,696 --> 00:38:46,297 Me? Julianne... 927 00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:48,399 Mom and dad have a framed copy 928 00:38:48,466 --> 00:38:49,566 of "The Secret of Now" 929 00:38:49,634 --> 00:38:50,567 in their living room. 930 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:51,836 And every time I call, 931 00:38:51,904 --> 00:38:53,704 it's "Julianne's publishing this," 932 00:38:53,772 --> 00:38:55,505 "Julianne met so and so." 933 00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:58,374 And "Georgie presented a paper in Berlin" 934 00:38:58,442 --> 00:39:03,313 and "Georgie just got published in the New York Times." 935 00:39:07,285 --> 00:39:08,118 Wow. 936 00:39:10,753 --> 00:39:11,954 (Half laughs) Wow. 937 00:39:26,002 --> 00:39:27,302 Honey, I'm home. 938 00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:30,172 Cutie. 939 00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:33,641 Mmm. 940 00:39:35,544 --> 00:39:36,945 (Sighs, relaxed) 941 00:39:37,013 --> 00:39:38,113 I got you a present. 942 00:39:38,181 --> 00:39:39,413 What is it? 943 00:39:41,917 --> 00:39:44,819 Oh. What's this for? 944 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:45,953 Oh, I figured you were gonna start writing, 945 00:39:46,021 --> 00:39:48,222 you're gonna need something to write on. 946 00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:50,624 You don't like it? 947 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,726 - No, I do. It's just... - Really? 948 00:39:52,794 --> 00:39:54,861 'Cause your face is saying something different. 949 00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:59,699 It's just... 950 00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:01,400 I'm already kinda over it. 951 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,468 You know, I mean, yesterday, it was just... 952 00:40:02,536 --> 00:40:05,305 It was... It was such a weird day 953 00:40:05,372 --> 00:40:06,505 with the funeral 954 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:08,141 and then, and then Rachel starting. 955 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,276 I think I just caught up in the wondering, 956 00:40:10,344 --> 00:40:11,910 you know, and... 957 00:40:12,011 --> 00:40:16,348 But I can always use the notebook for other things. 958 00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:17,415 So thank you. 959 00:40:18,684 --> 00:40:21,119 Sorry, can we just back up a sec? 960 00:40:21,187 --> 00:40:22,620 You said you wanted to start writing 961 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:25,057 and now you're saying you don't. 962 00:40:25,124 --> 00:40:26,258 Not really. 963 00:40:26,326 --> 00:40:27,725 Not really. 964 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:29,727 You didn't just wanna be a writer yesterday, Erica. 965 00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:32,330 So, come on, tell me what's going on. 966 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,697 I don't know. 967 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,433 I mean, what... What if I'm bad? 968 00:40:38,803 --> 00:40:41,839 Yeah, you might be bad. 969 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:43,106 But... 970 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,542 You might be great. 971 00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,083 There's only one way of finding out. 972 00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,321 Erica: Insecurity. 973 00:40:59,389 --> 00:41:01,056 It's in all of us. 974 00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:04,293 That voice inside that tells us we can't do something, 975 00:41:04,361 --> 00:41:06,028 that we're not good enough, 976 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,430 that we shouldn't even try. 977 00:41:09,732 --> 00:41:11,533 And when we listen to the voice, 978 00:41:11,601 --> 00:41:15,436 we hold ourselves back in ways we don't even realize. 979 00:41:15,504 --> 00:41:19,040 All because we're scared to take a chance, 980 00:41:19,108 --> 00:41:20,541 to face our fears, 981 00:41:21,877 --> 00:41:24,979 to see what we're really capable of. 982 00:41:30,352 --> 00:41:32,419 (Sighing) Well, uh... 983 00:41:32,486 --> 00:41:36,023 Julianne, would you... would you like to start? 984 00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:36,924 Oh. 985 00:41:38,393 --> 00:41:40,160 Um... 986 00:41:40,228 --> 00:41:41,962 Rachel... 987 00:41:42,030 --> 00:41:44,131 Uh... 988 00:41:44,198 --> 00:41:45,265 I want you to know 989 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:48,267 this is really, really hard for me. 990 00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:49,468 Um, it's hard 991 00:41:49,536 --> 00:41:53,806 because I don't often apologize. 992 00:41:55,309 --> 00:41:58,044 (Cleansing breath) But that's what I'm doing. 993 00:41:58,111 --> 00:41:59,946 I apologize for... 994 00:42:01,448 --> 00:42:03,949 For how I treated you. 995 00:42:04,016 --> 00:42:06,818 It was unprofessional, and it was... 996 00:42:07,987 --> 00:42:10,121 It was unfair, 997 00:42:10,189 --> 00:42:13,458 and I wish I could take it back, 998 00:42:13,525 --> 00:42:15,126 but I can't. 999 00:42:16,895 --> 00:42:21,398 So, if you no longer feel that you can work here, 1000 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,501 then I'll understand. 1001 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,238 So what do you say? 1002 00:42:30,876 --> 00:42:33,310 I say... 1003 00:42:33,378 --> 00:42:34,879 Apology accepted. 1004 00:42:34,947 --> 00:42:38,014 But under one condition: 1005 00:42:38,082 --> 00:42:39,916 That you won't ever scream at me 1006 00:42:39,984 --> 00:42:40,917 the way you did 1007 00:42:40,985 --> 00:42:42,218 ever again. 1008 00:42:44,485 --> 00:42:46,218 I won't. I promise. 1009 00:42:46,657 --> 00:42:48,792 But I can't promise that-- 1010 00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,727 You won't snap at me or call me Ray-Ray. 1011 00:42:51,795 --> 00:42:53,095 Okay, that? 1012 00:42:53,162 --> 00:42:54,997 This... Cannot keep happening. 1013 00:42:55,064 --> 00:42:56,532 No psychics allowed. 1014 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:59,167 Here? This is a no-fly zone. 1015 00:42:59,235 --> 00:43:00,335 I'll try. 1016 00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:03,105 And yes, Julianne, 1017 00:43:03,172 --> 00:43:06,141 I'll go and get you a latte right now. 1018 00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:08,142 (Laughs) 1019 00:43:11,981 --> 00:43:12,914 I think I love her. 1020 00:43:12,982 --> 00:43:14,415 Okay, okay. 1021 00:43:14,483 --> 00:43:15,449 I'm really proud of you. 1022 00:43:16,652 --> 00:43:17,852 Thank you. 1023 00:43:22,024 --> 00:43:23,857 Adam: So, have you decided what you're gonna publish instead? 1024 00:43:23,925 --> 00:43:26,126 Probably "Osso Barko," 1025 00:43:26,193 --> 00:43:28,028 unless you have a better title. 1026 00:43:28,095 --> 00:43:29,462 - Ha. - Hmm? 1027 00:43:29,531 --> 00:43:32,165 And even if I did, 50/50 couldn't publish it. 1028 00:43:32,233 --> 00:43:33,600 No? Why not? 1029 00:43:33,668 --> 00:43:34,701 Well, because. 1030 00:43:34,769 --> 00:43:37,070 You've slept with the author. 1031 00:43:37,138 --> 00:43:38,238 That's a big no-no. 1032 00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:41,273 Just ask poor old Michel Strithe. 1033 00:43:45,979 --> 00:43:47,379 (Knock at the door) 1034 00:43:49,382 --> 00:43:50,349 Who's that? You expecting someone? 1035 00:43:50,417 --> 00:43:51,283 Mm-mm. 1036 00:43:52,619 --> 00:43:54,186 (Knocking at the door) 1037 00:43:55,355 --> 00:43:56,187 Coming. 1038 00:43:57,890 --> 00:43:58,557 (Knocking) 1039 00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:04,596 Sammy! 1040 00:44:04,664 --> 00:44:06,932 Erica, I'm so glad you're home. 1041 00:44:06,999 --> 00:44:08,800 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Hi, Adam. 1042 00:44:08,868 --> 00:44:10,669 No, it's fine. Come on in. 1043 00:44:10,736 --> 00:44:13,003 What is it? Is everything okay? 1044 00:44:13,072 --> 00:44:15,073 Yeah. Yes. 1045 00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:16,707 And no. 1046 00:44:16,775 --> 00:44:18,576 But I think more yes than no. 1047 00:44:18,643 --> 00:44:20,144 Sam! Okay, you're killing me! What is it? 1048 00:44:22,914 --> 00:44:24,282 I'm pregnant. 1049 00:44:26,918 --> 00:44:27,851 (Stunned) Uh... 1050 00:44:28,852 --> 00:44:32,852 == re-sync by elderman == == corrections by Alice ==