1 00:00:01,147 --> 00:00:03,795 Oh, this is gonna be so much fun. 2 00:00:03,961 --> 00:00:07,769 ♪ We're going to the beach, going to the beach. ♪ 3 00:00:07,803 --> 00:00:09,037 I gotta say, I kinda wish 4 00:00:09,071 --> 00:00:10,105 my car wasn't in the shop right now. 5 00:00:10,139 --> 00:00:11,406 No, this is so much better, honey. 6 00:00:11,424 --> 00:00:13,180 Plus Amy's never been in the convertible. 7 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:14,723 - She's gonna love it. - Yeah, okay. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:16,544 - Put it over here. - Oh, you know what? 9 00:00:16,579 --> 00:00:17,643 We haven't put the base in yet. 10 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:18,977 Hang on. 11 00:00:19,143 --> 00:00:20,415 Oh, God. What angry Swede 12 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,439 invented this stupid base? 13 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,052 This is actually the safest one on the market. 14 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:25,609 I'm supposed to be pushing, you're supposed to be clicking. 15 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:28,122 No, I'm the one who's going to push, you're gonna click. 16 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:29,340 - Okay, careful, careful. - Wait, wait. Okay. 17 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:30,405 - Careful, careful, careful. - What? 18 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:31,573 You almost snapped that on my thumb web! 19 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:33,261 - Okay, okay, okay! - There. We got it. 20 00:00:33,295 --> 00:00:34,951 Ow! No, no, no! My hair! 21 00:00:35,117 --> 00:00:35,980 - My hair is caught in it. - Okay, okay. 22 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:37,131 Get it out, get it out! 23 00:00:37,149 --> 00:00:38,132 Is there any world in which you would think 24 00:00:38,150 --> 00:00:40,624 - about cutting your hair? - Chris! 25 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,250 Don't put the smallest thing, for... 26 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:44,336 The softest stuff should go down. 27 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,608 - I can get this donut. - Oh, there we go. 28 00:00:46,642 --> 00:00:47,964 We don't need a stroller at the beach, right? 29 00:00:48,130 --> 00:00:49,661 No, it's okay. You know what? 30 00:00:49,695 --> 00:00:50,926 No, I actually don't think we need it. 31 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,347 - Just pop it up. - Let's just leave it here. 32 00:00:52,381 --> 00:00:53,345 Leave it. 33 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:54,499 Honey, it's just a quick pop. 34 00:00:54,533 --> 00:00:56,668 - Pop it. Pop it. - Bag the stroller. 35 00:00:56,702 --> 00:00:59,059 You're supposed to pop it! 36 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,478 - Okay, yeah. - Trying to go to the beach? 37 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,563 - What's that? - Trying to go to the beach? 38 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:05,649 Yeah! What gave it away? The beach stuff? 39 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:08,151 In that car? Good luck. 40 00:01:08,317 --> 00:01:11,655 Thank you. Won't be needing it, thanks. 41 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,168 Okay. 42 00:01:13,202 --> 00:01:15,670 ♪ Going to the beach, going to the beach ♪ 43 00:01:15,688 --> 00:01:17,839 Yeah. 44 00:01:17,857 --> 00:01:19,121 - Where's Amy? - Huh? 45 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:20,942 Oh, my God. We forgot the baby. 46 00:01:20,976 --> 00:01:22,040 Oh, my God. 47 00:01:22,206 --> 00:01:25,627 I can't reconfigure this backseat. 48 00:01:25,793 --> 00:01:28,616 Well, we'll hit the beach next summer. 49 00:01:28,651 --> 00:01:31,091 That was a quick trip! 50 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,575 - See you later. - State the obvious. 51 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:46,481 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 52 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:10,925 Hi! 53 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,994 Oh, I love you. Mwah! 54 00:02:13,028 --> 00:02:14,426 - Hey, babe? - Yeah? 55 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:15,830 Are you gonna be working late tonight? 56 00:02:15,865 --> 00:02:17,554 I really want to start researching new cars for you. 57 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,264 What? Why? 58 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:21,266 What? Because your car's not practical. 59 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:23,838 Oh, but it's adorable. 60 00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:26,104 Plus, we always take Amy in your car anyway. 61 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:27,809 Babe, your car, is just... It's not safe. 62 00:02:27,843 --> 00:02:30,317 And I feel like it makes you really want to drive fast. 63 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,763 Come on, honey. 64 00:02:31,797 --> 00:02:33,882 Think of all the good times we've had in that car. 65 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:35,197 Amy was conceived in that car. 66 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,991 Mmm, I don't think that's true. 67 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:39,387 Look, when I'm gunning it, 68 00:02:39,421 --> 00:02:42,357 with the top down and my big sexy sunglasses on, 69 00:02:42,391 --> 00:02:43,725 and I screech to a stop, 70 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:45,665 I am telling a story, 71 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,417 okay? I mean, the person next to me 72 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:50,420 looks over and is like, "what's she about? 73 00:02:50,586 --> 00:02:52,033 "Is that a movie star over there? 74 00:02:52,067 --> 00:02:54,633 "Is that Suzanne Somers from American graffiti? 75 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:57,372 "Or is that a mob boss' wife? 76 00:02:57,406 --> 00:02:59,679 Clearly, that girl has her own fragrance line." 77 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:03,378 Wow, well I... You know, that's great. 78 00:03:03,412 --> 00:03:05,947 I don't want to step on you being a mob boss' wife 79 00:03:05,965 --> 00:03:07,916 or Suzanne Somers, 80 00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:10,552 but enjoy it while you can, 'cause we got to get a new car, 81 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:12,192 and not just for us, for Amy too. 82 00:03:13,422 --> 00:03:15,195 Whatever. 83 00:03:22,798 --> 00:03:26,206 What are you thinking right now? 84 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,636 Shh! 85 00:03:28,671 --> 00:03:30,405 Don't answer that. 86 00:03:30,439 --> 00:03:34,976 Just simply take all this in. 87 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:37,551 'Cause it's about to go away. 88 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,350 Okay, so this segment's cut because we don't have time. 89 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,956 - That's all right. - Don't worry about it. 90 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:50,021 - We'll get it in the next one. - Hi, Ava. 91 00:03:50,187 --> 00:03:53,692 You wanted us to tell you when you're in a magazine. 92 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:56,444 - I'm in a magazine? - Hey. 93 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,433 Is it stars, they're just like us? 94 00:03:58,467 --> 00:04:00,615 Am I feeding the meter or drinking out of a cup? 95 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:03,535 You know, who cares what people say about you? 96 00:04:03,701 --> 00:04:05,912 We love you. 97 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:08,123 Give me that! 98 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,749 Top ten celebrity dropouts? 99 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:12,752 You made the top ten! Go, Ava! Hey! 100 00:04:12,918 --> 00:04:14,682 "Dumber than you think. Is your favorite celebrity 101 00:04:14,717 --> 00:04:16,050 a high school drop..." Aw, Missy, 102 00:04:16,085 --> 00:04:17,452 thank you so much for bringing this to our attention 103 00:04:17,486 --> 00:04:19,676 - right before the show. - I didn't even make number one. 104 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,657 I'm number eight, between h.G. Wells and Billy Joel. 105 00:04:22,691 --> 00:04:24,014 Who are these people? 106 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,127 Oh, here's "celebrities who are smarter than you think." 107 00:04:26,161 --> 00:04:27,829 Tootie went to Pepperdine. 108 00:04:27,863 --> 00:04:29,185 What? Are you kidding me? 109 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:30,865 This is so unfair. 110 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:33,368 I mean, the only reason I left school was because of my career. 111 00:04:33,402 --> 00:04:35,442 Reagan, you know that I was working. 112 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,472 - You were busy. - Cutting a single that peaked 113 00:04:37,506 --> 00:04:38,873 at number three on the dance charts. 114 00:04:38,907 --> 00:04:41,197 Vibe magazine said I was "the next Jody Watley." 115 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:45,201 That song was banging. ♪ boy, you be frontin' ♪ 116 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:47,787 ♪ but I ain't backin' up ♪ 117 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:52,375 ♪ boy, you be scammin' but I ain't packin' up ♪ 118 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,793 ♪ packin' up ♪ 119 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,757 You know what? 120 00:04:55,791 --> 00:04:57,923 Someone should tell those elitist snobs at in touch 121 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,674 that I have a g.E.D. 122 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:00,995 I was in the same night class 123 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:03,053 where all the Laker wives get their g.E.D.S. 124 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:06,056 And that class is tres difficile. 125 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:07,502 I'm well-read. 126 00:05:07,536 --> 00:05:09,237 I'm intelligent, and you know what? 127 00:05:09,271 --> 00:05:10,352 My show should reflect that. 128 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:11,645 People are always telling me I should 129 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,104 do more shows with gravitas. 130 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:16,024 - They are? - Yes. 131 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,945 People are always saying to me, "Ava, you have so much gravitas. 132 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,404 "You should be on the news. 133 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:22,948 You're the next Diane Sawyer." 134 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,282 Uh, who's telling you this? 135 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:25,742 I think you have gravitas. 136 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,722 Thank you, Missy. 137 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:28,973 Right back at you. 138 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,205 Ava, hon, I just don't think 139 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:32,916 that gravitas is something that fits our show. 140 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,529 Oh, so are you saying my show 141 00:05:34,563 --> 00:05:36,086 - is just lightweight fluff? - No. 142 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:37,532 No, I am not saying that. 143 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:40,173 Your show helps women live their best lives. 144 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,550 - That is not lightweight fluff. - I know. 145 00:05:42,716 --> 00:05:47,347 People thank me every day. I mean, I'm a miracle worker. 146 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,744 It's just that my show need room to grow. 147 00:05:49,778 --> 00:05:51,963 I just finished a fascinating book. 148 00:05:51,997 --> 00:05:53,269 Sweet valley high is nt gravitas, Missy. 149 00:05:53,435 --> 00:05:56,564 The collapse of the American economy. 150 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:59,253 Now that sounds gravitas. 151 00:05:59,287 --> 00:06:02,195 I want you to book that author for Friday. 152 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:04,781 We are going to have one smart, sexy cross fire. 153 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,561 Ava, Chris read that book 154 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:09,297 and it took him a month to get through it. 155 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:10,465 Are you insinuating that I won't like it 156 00:06:10,499 --> 00:06:11,830 because I won't understand it? 157 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:14,018 No. No. You, honey, 158 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,459 you are smart, like Tootie. 159 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,461 It just seems a little dry. 160 00:06:18,627 --> 00:06:20,296 Well, maybe for you, but not for me. 161 00:06:20,462 --> 00:06:22,507 Ooh, I can't wait to tuck into that book. 162 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:25,719 You better watch your back, Diane Sawyer. 163 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,303 All righty. 164 00:06:30,502 --> 00:06:32,100 Hey, babe. Checking out new cars? 165 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,255 Yeah. I am all over it. 166 00:06:34,289 --> 00:06:36,207 All right. 167 00:06:36,258 --> 00:06:37,792 Baby cowboy boots? 168 00:06:37,826 --> 00:06:40,442 - I have to ease in. - Oh, come on, don't buy those. 169 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,152 Honey, look at them. How cute are they? 170 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:43,497 I have to. 171 00:06:43,515 --> 00:06:45,216 They are baby cowboy boots, all right? 172 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:46,868 Amy, has to have them. 173 00:06:46,902 --> 00:06:48,074 Right 'cause she's going line dancing. 174 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,270 - Mm-hmm. - She can't even walk yet. 175 00:06:49,304 --> 00:06:51,105 - No, I have to. - Don't buy them. 176 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:52,787 - Amy really wants them. - Don't click by them. Don't... 177 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,582 Oh! Yay! 178 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,168 All right. Check this one out. 179 00:06:58,334 --> 00:07:00,253 - This one's not so bad. - Oh, God, no. 180 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,366 Oh, that one. 181 00:07:02,401 --> 00:07:04,652 Okay. Well, calm down. 182 00:07:04,686 --> 00:07:05,800 That's not that bad. 183 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,655 So sad getting rid of my car. 184 00:07:07,689 --> 00:07:08,706 - I know. - I mean, she and I 185 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:09,971 have been through so much together. 186 00:07:10,137 --> 00:07:12,660 Right. Well, she's an inanimate object. 187 00:07:12,694 --> 00:07:14,095 She doesn't actually have feelings. 188 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,397 Oh, really? Well, why don't you tell that 189 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:17,899 to the velveteen rabbit, when they were 190 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:19,667 about to throw him into the fire? 191 00:07:19,701 --> 00:07:21,035 Is that what happened? 192 00:07:21,069 --> 00:07:23,671 - Yeah. - That story is ree-ough. 193 00:07:23,705 --> 00:07:25,695 All right, you know what? 194 00:07:25,861 --> 00:07:27,842 - Let's have some more wine... - Like that idea. 195 00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:29,260 And try to make it fun. Yes, yeah. 196 00:07:29,311 --> 00:07:30,678 And we'll just have fun, and we'll start with 197 00:07:30,712 --> 00:07:33,231 the cars that we love and just work backwards from there. 198 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:34,621 All right. 199 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:37,332 Missy, I need to read this book. 200 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,417 No interruptions, no exceptions. 201 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:42,406 I have lit the candles, I've lowered the shades. 202 00:07:42,441 --> 00:07:44,892 It's gonna be just me and my hardback boyfriend... 203 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:47,895 The collapse of the American economy-- 204 00:07:47,913 --> 00:07:49,844 all night long, okay. 205 00:08:16,758 --> 00:08:18,414 Oh, hell no. 206 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,708 Missy! 207 00:08:20,874 --> 00:08:22,877 Did you delete that e-vite to Avril Lavigne's boat party? 208 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,949 Run to the bathroom and splash out your pits, 209 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:26,131 'cause we're going. 210 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,869 All right, babe. Check this out. 211 00:08:27,903 --> 00:08:28,967 - What? - This is the car. 212 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,468 The one they used for the, uh, 213 00:08:30,634 --> 00:08:31,719 back to the future car! 214 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:34,842 That thing made skid marks of fire, okay? 215 00:08:34,877 --> 00:08:36,711 That was insane. 216 00:08:36,745 --> 00:08:40,414 Oh, you know what? Google, um, a-tevan. 217 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:42,316 - Google the a-tevan. - Oh, yes. A-tevan. 218 00:08:42,351 --> 00:08:44,051 That would be so safe for Amy. 219 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:45,441 That thing can take machine-gun fire. 220 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:46,721 Are you kidding me? 221 00:08:46,755 --> 00:08:48,403 That thing could take a freaking missile. 222 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:55,997 - Whoa. - Holy crap. 223 00:08:56,031 --> 00:08:59,539 It's like my childhood painted a beautiful rainbow. 224 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,769 I wanna make out with you in this van so bad. 225 00:09:01,803 --> 00:09:03,877 And I want you to have feathered hair. 226 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,773 I will totally feather my hair, baby. 227 00:09:05,807 --> 00:09:07,672 But you have to put in a feathered earring. 228 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:10,177 Don't even tempt me, sir, or I'll bust that thing out. 229 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,636 And look at the captain chair thing. 230 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:15,549 She could swivel around on that and, like, play... 231 00:09:15,584 --> 00:09:16,598 Oh, my God, babe! Check it out! 232 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,786 It's got a tape deck. That is perfect. 233 00:09:18,820 --> 00:09:20,988 As you know, a lot of my early j. Geils band 234 00:09:21,023 --> 00:09:23,224 - is not available on CD. - Oh, no. 235 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:25,009 This... No, this is ridiculous. 236 00:09:25,043 --> 00:09:26,858 What are we talking about? Wait, give me that wine. 237 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,329 I'm gonna pour some more wine, 238 00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:29,694 you keep looking for wheels. 239 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,322 - Right. - Wow, that's a lot of wine. 240 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,579 - Can I help you? - Chris Brinkley, 241 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,623 I am Pete Littlebear. 242 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:46,628 Um, right. Yeah, hey dude. 243 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,630 I hope you take good care of her. 244 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,852 What's going on? 245 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,303 Did you buy that van last night? 246 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:58,014 No. 247 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,461 But I might have bid on it. 248 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,830 Guess we won. 249 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:06,000 Yay. 250 00:10:08,579 --> 00:10:09,983 This van is very lucky. 251 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:12,093 It saw the birth of two of my children. 252 00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:15,111 But don't worry about the interior. 253 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,829 We laid down a woven birth-blanket. 254 00:10:16,864 --> 00:10:19,369 Oh, that's nice. 255 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,750 Honey, did you hear that? 256 00:10:20,784 --> 00:10:23,119 Two of Pete's kids were born in this van. 257 00:10:23,153 --> 00:10:26,122 On a birth blanket. 258 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:30,505 I hope she sees many of your children born as well. 259 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,296 I love the beautiful colors. 260 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,731 Looks like a sunset, kind of. 261 00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:36,886 You know, Pete, the thing is we ended up having a bunch 262 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:38,334 of wine last night. 263 00:10:38,352 --> 00:10:40,139 Yeah, I accidentally pressed the send button. 264 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:50,614 Honey, I think Pete just shape-shifted into a bird. 265 00:10:50,665 --> 00:10:52,026 That's totally Pete. 266 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:56,739 Wow. This...This here was a horrible call. 267 00:10:56,905 --> 00:10:58,672 Well, at least now I know what it's like 268 00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:00,285 - to drive a haunted house. - Speaking of which, 269 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,537 I tried calling Pete Littlebear, and I got his daughter. 270 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,511 It was a really bad connection but I'm pretty sure she said 271 00:11:04,545 --> 00:11:06,416 that Pete died 32 years ago. 272 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,048 No. So what do you think? 273 00:11:08,082 --> 00:11:10,753 That we can get some sort of trade-in value from the dealer? 274 00:11:10,919 --> 00:11:12,852 Yeah. No, we're going to get anything we want. 275 00:11:12,887 --> 00:11:14,924 You kidding? I'm wearing my negotiating suit. 276 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:16,217 Also, I think it'll be really beneficial 277 00:11:16,383 --> 00:11:20,013 to us if the dealer... Knows very little about cars. 278 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,557 And has a terrible sense of smell. 279 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:28,618 All right. 280 00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:29,605 No. 281 00:11:29,771 --> 00:11:32,038 No, no, no! 282 00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:33,490 No! 283 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,278 Oh, my God. It ate the spin doctors. 284 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:39,115 No. 285 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:46,152 Upgrade to a v8. That could be really good. 286 00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:47,804 Um, excuse me. 287 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,639 No, no, no. 288 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:52,792 No, no, no, no, no. You can't sleep here. 289 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,261 No, no, no. We're here to buy a car. 290 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:57,675 We're not homeless. I'm wearing a suit. 291 00:11:57,841 --> 00:11:59,177 I usually drive a convertible BMW. 292 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,735 What do you have, um, 293 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:04,971 that's practical, but maybe would have some tinted windows? 294 00:12:04,989 --> 00:12:07,143 Or like a sweet stereo? 295 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,658 Something that'll sound really good 296 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,105 blasting sabotage by the Beastie boys, 297 00:12:11,271 --> 00:12:12,445 you know what I mean? Something like that. 298 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,649 Right, you know, but safe, again, 299 00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:15,735 because even the Beastie boys have...Have kids now. 300 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,404 Yeah, like what Mike d would drive his kids to soccer in. 301 00:12:18,570 --> 00:12:20,656 This is our most popular family model. 302 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,793 - Seems slow. - Yeah, kind of beige. 303 00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:28,956 We actually call this color champagne. 304 00:12:29,122 --> 00:12:30,847 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, well that's... 305 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:33,628 - That has excitement to it. - Fun. 306 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:34,934 It is fun. 307 00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:36,047 You know, why don't we take her out for a spin? 308 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,132 - I'll go get the keys. - Thank you. 309 00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:39,272 You know what? I'm gonna go with him. 310 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:40,506 Let him know that I'm a car guy. 311 00:12:40,524 --> 00:12:42,929 Lay the ground work for an epic "Negosh." 312 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,611 Look at the suit. How is it? 313 00:12:44,645 --> 00:12:45,723 - Good? - You look great, babe. 314 00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:48,014 - Okay, good. - All right. 315 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,394 Watch this. 316 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,202 - So give it a kick. - No, I mean, I don't need to. 317 00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:53,940 - Go ahead. - Okay, well, then... 318 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:01,280 - Hey Missy. - Oh, Reagan. 319 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:03,163 Oh, my God! 320 00:13:03,197 --> 00:13:04,617 Listen, I'm just checking in to see if Ava's read the book. 321 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:05,993 We're in Vegas! 322 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:07,370 You're in what? 323 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:12,138 Vegas! Ava's really procrastinating. 324 00:13:12,173 --> 00:13:13,501 I can't stop her! 325 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,392 It's a runaway train of procrastination! 326 00:13:16,427 --> 00:13:17,811 - Ow! - Are you in a club? 327 00:13:17,845 --> 00:13:20,675 It's 2:00 P.M. Has she even touched the book? 328 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,749 No! Check her Twitter. 329 00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:24,717 There's nothing I can do! 330 00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:26,152 Oh, my God. 331 00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:28,099 Foam's coming from the ceiling! 332 00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,940 My God. 333 00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:42,405 - It's a smooth ride. - Yeah. 334 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,824 - Horsepower feels about right? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 335 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,539 Plus, we're buying American, 336 00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:49,787 - so... can't go wrong there. - Totally. 337 00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,330 U.S.A. U.S.A. 338 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:52,623 The best damn country in the world. 339 00:13:52,789 --> 00:13:56,377 Yeah... "Love it or leave it," huh? 340 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:59,046 Look at us, though, babe, just all grown up... 341 00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:01,674 - Making good decisions. - Yeah. 342 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,010 We don't need a car to define us. 343 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,720 - We know who we are. - Yeah, exactly. 344 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,638 Hey, guys. 345 00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,140 Hi. 346 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,309 - That's the same car. - Yeah. 347 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,311 - Same car. - They have the same car. 348 00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:14,687 Hi! 349 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:18,304 That's... That as far as it goes. 350 00:14:18,339 --> 00:14:19,567 That's as far as the window goes? 351 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:20,651 Wait, are you telling me we're trapped in here? 352 00:14:20,817 --> 00:14:22,862 You can change the window settings. 353 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,740 Read the manual under "advanced children safety-lock features." 354 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,113 God, that sentence just killed me. 355 00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,659 Oh, look at that. Oh. 356 00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:31,829 Babe, yesterday I was Suzanne Somers from American graffiti. 357 00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:34,165 Look, you guys are obviously conflicted about this. 358 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,955 But you have a baby, 359 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,376 and this is one of the best cars for kids out there. 360 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,338 Well, we gotta do it... 361 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,090 - For Amy. - For Amy. 362 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:44,981 Car buddies! 363 00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,011 - Yeah. - Oh. 364 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,235 Does it at least come in black? 365 00:14:50,338 --> 00:14:52,070 We'll get the new car tomorrow, 366 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,685 - and you are gonna be so safe. - Yeah. 367 00:14:54,851 --> 00:14:57,312 The only thing that we can never protect you from, Amy, 368 00:14:57,346 --> 00:14:58,272 is own cuteness. 369 00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,857 That's indefensible. 370 00:15:00,023 --> 00:15:01,484 Hello! 371 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,570 - Ava. - Hi. 372 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,030 Everything okay? 373 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,157 No. I'm freaking out about this book. 374 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:09,390 Oh, hello Amy. 375 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:10,618 That onesie really takes the pounds off. 376 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,663 So I'm assuming that you have not read it. 377 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,414 Someone's gonna go to sleep. 378 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,015 I'll never understand it, 379 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,543 and I'm interviewing a genius tomorrow. 380 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,901 I mean, look at this guy! 381 00:15:19,935 --> 00:15:21,837 Looks all mean and judgy. 382 00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:23,422 I mean, I feel as dumb as I did 383 00:15:23,588 --> 00:15:24,924 back in my sad high school days in the Florida panhandle 384 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,052 wearing my mannish cousin's hand-me-down overalls. 385 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,178 Yes, we know the back story. 386 00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,179 And that hurricane took our house. 387 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:31,347 That never happened. 388 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:34,267 Now listen to me. You need to focus, okay, Ava? 389 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,560 I mean, you don't think that Diane Sawyer 390 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,436 gets insecure, from time to time? 391 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,938 Why? Because of her hair? 392 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,023 No. When she has a big interview. 393 00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:42,441 You just have to do the work. 394 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:43,484 You know, Ava, I read that book. 395 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:44,993 I could help you study if you want. 396 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,072 - Really? - Yeah. 397 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:50,032 You'll help me study, Chris? Like you're my... 398 00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:53,286 High school boyfriend, and we're high school senior sweethearts? 399 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,104 Well, I'm...No. 400 00:15:56,138 --> 00:15:57,957 I...I went to law school, so I know how to cram for a test. 401 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,292 I'll put some coffee on. 402 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:00,375 Let's do it! This is gonna be good. 403 00:16:00,409 --> 00:16:01,376 This'll be fun. 404 00:16:01,410 --> 00:16:02,461 - Okay. - Let's get jacked up. 405 00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:04,062 Don't worry, we are gonna get into 406 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,513 how the s.E.C. Dropped the ball. That's coming. 407 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,633 But first, we gotta start with the monetary policy. 408 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:10,385 And then we'll get into the hilarity... 409 00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:11,971 Derivatives!-- Don't even-- 410 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,073 That's gonna be fun. 411 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,144 - Nerd, right? - Yeah. 412 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,813 So the saltshaker is the banking industry, okay? 413 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,941 And the marbles are deregulation, 414 00:16:24,107 --> 00:16:26,235 and the cream cheese was congressional oversight. 415 00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:29,030 Now, when you took the marbles away, 416 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,033 and the cream cheese became beholden to their salt, 417 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,952 and the pepper...The, uh, mortgage back securities... 418 00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:37,455 Turns out they never existed. None of it ever existed, so... 419 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,041 Um...And what was the saltshaker again? 420 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,586 The saltshaker was the...S.E.C. But then-- 421 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,212 - right. - The lemon Elizabeth Warren 422 00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:47,089 soured all over that 423 00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:49,008 where they tried to take all the money away. 424 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,260 And the neck pillow was at the center of something. 425 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,728 Neck pillow was a hub of some sort. 426 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:55,723 God, I can't remember how I got the... 427 00:16:57,032 --> 00:16:58,017 Should we do another pizza run? 428 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,435 Definitely. 429 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,686 Cheese in the crust! 430 00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:03,230 What I'm saying is that everyone involved 431 00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:05,191 with the mortgage crisis behaved 432 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,276 incredibly irresponsibly. And the banks were fee-driven, 433 00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,070 but they weren't being forced to carry any of the risk. 434 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,405 - Does she have it? - I have no idea. 435 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,407 When I got up this morning, Ava was gone, 436 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:16,451 Chris was conked out, and there were marbles in my vacuum. 437 00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:18,954 - So I... - Well, I think we all know 438 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,332 where the-- the real blame lies, right? 439 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:26,921 Oh, come on, Ava. 440 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,172 Come on, come on, come on. 441 00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:38,057 The investment bank securitized and sold 442 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,892 bundled mortgage investments 443 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,477 while making massive bets that they would fail. 444 00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:44,438 I'd start the blame right there. 445 00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:46,315 Exactly. I mean, I could not have 446 00:17:46,481 --> 00:17:48,401 put that better myself. 447 00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:51,285 It is amazing how prophetic 448 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,114 - your book is. - Thank you, Ava. 449 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,490 Up next, 450 00:17:55,524 --> 00:17:57,952 we'll discuss resulting political instability. 451 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,061 Be right back. 452 00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:01,288 Thank you. 453 00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:02,915 Would you excuse us for just a second. 454 00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,625 Hey, you were killing it. 455 00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:06,501 - Oh, my God. - Honey, you are 456 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,046 ovaries deep as gravitas right now, let me tell you. 457 00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:10,471 The audience isn't feeling it. 458 00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:11,966 You were right. It's... it's not our show. 459 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:15,386 - Well, I... - Ava, we're back. 460 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,930 All right, well, then what you wanna do? 461 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,481 Ooh. Ooh! 462 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,892 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 463 00:18:22,058 --> 00:18:24,518 I don't...I don't know what you're thinking. 464 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:25,813 Yeah. Okay. 465 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,734 We're back 466 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,527 with economist and best-selling author Matthew Taylor. 467 00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:35,713 And Matthew, let's step out of the realm of economics 468 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,031 for just a moment... And... 469 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,869 Now I assume you spent many years in school. 470 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,245 - Yes. - Let's talk about bullying 471 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,872 - for just a moment. - Bullying? 472 00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:47,918 Uh, yes, well, as a matter of fact I was bullied, yes. 473 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,543 I thought so. 474 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:50,796 What happened? 475 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:53,047 Well, actually, um... 476 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:57,551 I, uh...Was pretty much tormented 477 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,921 on a daily basis by... 478 00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,475 Football players in... In the locker room. 479 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,518 Sometimes it... It crossed the line. 480 00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:08,314 - Hmm. Physically? - Yes. 481 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,191 - Emotionally? - Yes. 482 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,484 Sexually? 483 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,988 Yes. 484 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,871 - She did it. - That poor economist. 485 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,414 Sorry. 486 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,918 Hello. 487 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,341 Oh, my God! 488 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,592 What did you do? 489 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,886 - Is this the mom car? - No, this is your car. 490 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,094 Yeah. I threw on 491 00:19:40,128 --> 00:19:41,388 some sweet-ass rims, 492 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,097 gave the windows a tint, 493 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,267 Threw in a dream catcher on the rearview 494 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,186 to harness all the good vibes. 495 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,569 The sunset is optional. 496 00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:49,814 Just peels right off, but... 497 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,649 - Oh, check this out. - Wow! 498 00:19:54,243 --> 00:19:55,444 I had them install a tape deck! 499 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:56,610 - No. - Yeah. 500 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,822 They asked me three times, "are you sure?" 501 00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,131 I guess it actually lowers the value of the car, 502 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,284 but...I think it's worth it. 503 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,912 Oh. Oh, yeah. 504 00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:09,590 And... 505 00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:13,254 Amy, boo-boo. 506 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,423 The boots. 507 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,885 Dude, you're seriously the best guy in the world. 508 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:22,972 Hey, want to drive us to the beach? 509 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,640 We don't have all our stuff. 510 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,641 Yeah, we do. 511 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,310 It's all in there. 512 00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:31,438 It's so practical. 513 00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:34,275 ♪ We're going to the beach, going to the beach... ♪ 514 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:50,824 What story are you inventing about me? 515 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,236 Hmm? 516 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,647 Did I just blow your mind with all this? 517 00:20:57,192 --> 00:20:59,466 Yeah. Thought so. 518 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,719 Also... 519 00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:05,339 I might be a spy. 520 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,549 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com