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Oh, this is gonna be
so much fun.
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♪ We're going to the beach,
going to the beach. ♪
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I gotta say, I kinda wish
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my car wasn't
in the shop right now.
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No, this is
so much better, honey.
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Plus Amy's never been
in the convertible.
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- She's gonna love it.
- Yeah, okay.
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- Put it over here.
- Oh, you know what?
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We haven't put the base in yet.
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Hang on.
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Oh, God.
What angry Swede
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invented this stupid base?
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This is actually
the safest one on the market.
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I'm supposed to be pushing,
you're supposed to be clicking.
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No, I'm the one who's going
to push, you're gonna click.
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- Okay, careful, careful.
- Wait, wait. Okay.
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- Careful, careful, careful.
- What?
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You almost snapped that
on my thumb web!
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- Okay, okay, okay!
- There. We got it.
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Ow! No, no, no!
My hair!
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- My hair is caught in it.
- Okay, okay.
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Get it out, get it out!
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Is there any world
in which you would think
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- about cutting your hair?
- Chris!
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Don't put
the smallest thing, for...
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The softest stuff
should go down.
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- I can get this donut.
- Oh, there we go.
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We don't need a stroller
at the beach, right?
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No, it's okay.
You know what?
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No, I actually don't think
we need it.
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- Just pop it up.
- Let's just leave it here.
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Leave it.
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Honey, it's just a quick pop.
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- Pop it. Pop it.
- Bag the stroller.
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You're supposed to pop it!
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- Okay, yeah.
- Trying to go to the beach?
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- What's that?
- Trying to go to the beach?
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Yeah! What gave it away?
The beach stuff?
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In that car?
Good luck.
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Thank you.
Won't be needing it, thanks.
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Okay.
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♪ Going to the beach,
going to the beach ♪
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Yeah.
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- Where's Amy?
- Huh?
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Oh, my God.
We forgot the baby.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't reconfigure
this backseat.
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Well, we'll hit the beach
next summer.
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That was a quick trip!
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- See you later.
- State the obvious.
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Hi!
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Oh, I love you. Mwah!
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- Hey, babe?
- Yeah?
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Are you gonna
be working late tonight?
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I really want to start
researching new cars for you.
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What? Why?
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What? Because your car's
not practical.
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Oh, but it's adorable.
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Plus, we always take Amy
in your car anyway.
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Babe, your car, is just...
It's not safe.
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And I feel like it makes you
really want to drive fast.
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Come on, honey.
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Think of all the good times
we've had in that car.
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Amy was conceived in that car.
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Mmm, I don't think that's true.
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Look, when I'm gunning it,
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with the top down
and my big sexy sunglasses on,
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and I screech to a stop,
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I am telling a story,
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okay? I mean,
the person next to me
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looks over and is like,
"what's she about?
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"Is that a movie star
over there?
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"Is that Suzanne Somers
from American graffiti?
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"Or is that a mob boss' wife?
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Clearly, that girl
has her own fragrance line."
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Wow, well I...
You know, that's great.
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I don't want to step on
you being a mob boss' wife
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or Suzanne Somers,
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but enjoy it while you can,
'cause we got to get a new car,
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and not just for us,
for Amy too.
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Whatever.
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What are you thinking
right now?
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Shh!
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Don't answer that.
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Just simply take all this in.
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'Cause it's about to go away.
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Okay, so this segment's cut
because we don't have time.
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- That's all right.
- Don't worry about it.
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- We'll get it in the next one.
- Hi, Ava.
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You wanted us to tell you
when you're in a magazine.
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- I'm in a magazine?
- Hey.
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Is it
stars, they're just like us?
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Am I feeding the meter
or drinking out of a cup?
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You know, who cares
what people say about you?
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We love you.
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Give me that!
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Top ten celebrity dropouts?
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You made the top ten!
Go, Ava! Hey!
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"Dumber than you think.
Is your favorite celebrity
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a high school drop..."
Aw, Missy,
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thank you so much for bringing
this to our attention
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- right before the show.
- I didn't even make number one.
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I'm number eight, between
h.G. Wells and Billy Joel.
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Who are these people?
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Oh, here's "celebrities
who are smarter than you think."
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Tootie went to Pepperdine.
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What?
Are you kidding me?
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This is so unfair.
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I mean, the only reason I left
school was because of my career.
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Reagan, you know
that I was working.
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- You were busy.
- Cutting a single that peaked
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at number three
on the dance charts.
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Vibe magazine said
I was "the next Jody Watley."
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That song was banging.
♪ boy, you be frontin' ♪
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♪ but I ain't backin' up ♪
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♪ boy, you be scammin'
but I ain't packin' up ♪
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♪ packin' up ♪
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You know what?
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Someone should tell those
elitist snobs at in touch
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that I have a g.E.D.
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I was in the same night class
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where all the Laker wives
get their g.E.D.S.
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And that class is
tres difficile.
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I'm well-read.
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I'm intelligent,
and you know what?
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My show should reflect that.
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People are always
telling me I should
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do more shows with gravitas.
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- They are?
- Yes.
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People are always saying to me,
"Ava, you have so much gravitas.
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"You should be on the news.
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You're the next Diane Sawyer."
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Uh, who's telling you this?
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I think you have gravitas.
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Thank you, Missy.
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Right back at you.
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Ava, hon, I just don't think
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that gravitas is something
that fits our show.
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Oh, so are you saying my show
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- is just lightweight fluff?
- No.
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No, I am not saying that.
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Your show helps women
live their best lives.
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- That is not lightweight fluff.
- I know.
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People thank me every day.
I mean, I'm a miracle worker.
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It's just that my show
need room to grow.
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I just finished
a fascinating book.
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Sweet valley high
is nt gravitas, Missy.
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The collapse
of the American economy.
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Now that sounds gravitas.
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I want you to book that author
for Friday.
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We are going to have
one smart, sexy cross fire.
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Ava, Chris read that book
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and it took him a month
to get through it.
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Are you insinuating
that I won't like it
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because I won't understand it?
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No. No.
You, honey,
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you are smart, like Tootie.
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It just seems a little dry.
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Well, maybe for you,
but not for me.
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Ooh, I can't wait
to tuck into that book.
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You better watch your back,
Diane Sawyer.
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All righty.
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Hey, babe.
Checking out new cars?
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Yeah.
I am all over it.
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All right.
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Baby cowboy boots?
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- I have to ease in.
- Oh, come on, don't buy those.
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Honey, look at them.
How cute are they?
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I have to.
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They are
baby cowboy boots, all right?
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Amy, has to have them.
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Right 'cause she's
going line dancing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- She can't even walk yet.
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- No, I have to.
- Don't buy them.
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- Amy really wants them.
- Don't click by them. Don't...
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Oh! Yay!
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All right.
Check this one out.
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- This one's not so bad.
- Oh, God, no.
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Oh, that one.
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Okay.
Well, calm down.
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That's not that bad.
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So sad getting rid of my car.
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- I know.
- I mean, she and I
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have been through
so much together.
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Right. Well,
she's an inanimate object.
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She doesn't
actually have feelings.
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Oh, really?
Well, why don't you tell that
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to the velveteen rabbit,
when they were
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about to throw him
into the fire?
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Is that what happened?
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- Yeah.
- That story is ree-ough.
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All right, you know what?
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- Let's have some more wine...
- Like that idea.
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And try to make it fun.
Yes, yeah.
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And we'll just have fun,
and we'll start with
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the cars that we love and
just work backwards from there.
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All right.
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Missy, I need
to read this book.
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No interruptions,
no exceptions.
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I have lit the candles,
I've lowered the shades.
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It's gonna be just me
and my hardback boyfriend...
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The collapse
of the American economy--
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all night long, okay.
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Oh, hell no.
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Missy!
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Did you delete that e-vite
to Avril Lavigne's boat party?
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Run to the bathroom
and splash out your pits,
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'cause we're going.
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All right, babe.
Check this out.
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- What?
- This is the car.
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The one they used for the, uh,
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back to the future car!
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That thing made skid marks
of fire, okay?
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That was insane.
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Oh, you know what?
Google, um, a-tevan.
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- Google the a-tevan.
- Oh, yes. A-tevan.
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That would be so safe for Amy.
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That thing can take
machine-gun fire.
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Are you kidding me?
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That thing could take
a freaking missile.
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- Whoa.
- Holy crap.
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It's like my childhood
painted a beautiful rainbow.
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I wanna make out with you
in this van so bad.
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And I want you to have
feathered hair.
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I will totally
feather my hair, baby.
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But you have to put in
a feathered earring.
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Don't even tempt me, sir,
or I'll bust that thing out.
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And look at the
captain chair thing.
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She could swivel around on that
and, like, play...
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Oh, my God, babe!
Check it out!
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It's got a tape deck.
That is perfect.
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As you know, a lot
of my early j. Geils band
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- is not available on CD.
- Oh, no.
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This...
No, this is ridiculous.
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What are we talking about?
Wait, give me that wine.
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I'm gonna pour some more wine,
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you keep looking for wheels.
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- Right.
- Wow, that's a lot of wine.
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- Can I help you?
- Chris Brinkley,
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I am Pete Littlebear.
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Um, right.
Yeah, hey dude.
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I hope you take
good care of her.
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What's going on?
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Did you buy that van
last night?
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No.
247
00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,461
But I might have bid on it.
248
00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,830
Guess we won.
249
00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:06,000
Yay.
250
00:10:09,079 --> 00:10:10,483
This van is very lucky.
251
00:10:10,608 --> 00:10:12,593
It saw the birth of two of my children.
252
00:10:14,194 --> 00:10:15,611
But don't worry
about the interior.
253
00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:17,329
We laid down
a woven birth-blanket.
254
00:10:17,364 --> 00:10:19,869
Oh, that's nice.
255
00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,250
Honey, did you hear that?
256
00:10:21,284 --> 00:10:23,619
Two of Pete's kids were born
in this van.
257
00:10:23,653 --> 00:10:26,622
On a birth blanket.
258
00:10:26,656 --> 00:10:31,005
I hope she sees many
of your children born as well.
259
00:10:31,171 --> 00:10:33,796
I love the beautiful colors.
260
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,231
Looks like a sunset, kind of.
261
00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:37,386
You know, Pete, the thing is
we ended up having a bunch
262
00:10:37,552 --> 00:10:38,834
of wine last night.
263
00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:40,639
Yeah, I accidentally
pressed the send button.
264
00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:51,114
Honey, I think Pete just
shape-shifted into a bird.
265
00:10:51,165 --> 00:10:52,526
That's totally Pete.
266
00:10:52,692 --> 00:10:57,239
Wow. This...This here
was a horrible call.
267
00:10:57,405 --> 00:10:59,172
Well, at least now
I know what it's like
268
00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:00,785
- to drive a haunted house.
- Speaking of which,
269
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,037
I tried calling Pete Littlebear,
and I got his daughter.
270
00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:05,011
It was a really bad connection
but I'm pretty sure she said
271
00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:06,916
that Pete died 32 years ago.
272
00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:08,548
No.
So what do you think?
273
00:11:08,582 --> 00:11:11,253
That we can get some sort of
trade-in value from the dealer?
274
00:11:11,419 --> 00:11:13,352
Yeah. No, we're going
to get anything we want.
275
00:11:13,387 --> 00:11:15,424
You kidding?
I'm wearing my negotiating suit.
276
00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:16,717
Also, I think it'll be
really beneficial
277
00:11:16,883 --> 00:11:20,513
to us if the dealer...
Knows very little about cars.
278
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,057
And has a terrible sense
of smell.
279
00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:29,118
All right.
280
00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:30,105
No.
281
00:11:30,271 --> 00:11:32,538
No, no, no!
282
00:11:32,573 --> 00:11:33,990
No!
283
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,778
Oh, my God.
It ate the spin doctors.
284
00:11:35,944 --> 00:11:39,615
No.
285
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:46,652
Upgrade to a v8.
That could be really good.
286
00:11:46,687 --> 00:11:48,304
Um, excuse me.
287
00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,139
No, no, no.
288
00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:53,292
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't sleep here.
289
00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:55,761
No, no, no.
We're here to buy a car.
290
00:11:55,795 --> 00:11:58,175
We're not homeless.
I'm wearing a suit.
291
00:11:58,341 --> 00:11:59,677
I usually drive
a convertible BMW.
292
00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:02,235
What do you have, um,
293
00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:05,471
that's practical, but maybe
would have some tinted windows?
294
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,643
Or like a sweet stereo?
295
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,158
Something that'll sound
really good
296
00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:11,605
blasting sabotage
by the Beastie boys,
297
00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:12,945
you know what I mean?
Something like that.
298
00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,149
Right, you know,
but safe, again,
299
00:12:14,315 --> 00:12:16,235
because even the Beastie boys
have...Have kids now.
300
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:18,904
Yeah, like what Mike d would
drive his kids to soccer in.
301
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,156
This is our most popular
family model.
302
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,293
- Seems slow.
- Yeah, kind of beige.
303
00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:29,456
We actually call this color
champagne.
304
00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:31,347
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, well that's...
305
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:34,128
- That has excitement to it.
- Fun.
306
00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:35,434
It is fun.
307
00:12:35,469 --> 00:12:36,547
You know, why don't we
take her out for a spin?
308
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,632
- I'll go get the keys.
- Thank you.
309
00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:39,772
You know what?
I'm gonna go with him.
310
00:12:39,806 --> 00:12:41,006
Let him know
that I'm a car guy.
311
00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:43,429
Lay the ground work
for an epic "Negosh."
312
00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,111
Look at the suit.
How is it?
313
00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:46,223
- Good?
- You look great, babe.
314
00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:48,514
- Okay, good.
- All right.
315
00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:49,894
Watch this.
316
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:52,702
- So give it a kick.
- No, I mean, I don't need to.
317
00:12:52,736 --> 00:12:54,440
- Go ahead.
- Okay, well, then...
318
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,780
- Hey Missy.
- Oh, Reagan.
319
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:03,663
Oh, my God!
320
00:13:03,697 --> 00:13:05,117
Listen, I'm just checking in
to see if Ava's read the book.
321
00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,493
We're in Vegas!
322
00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:07,870
You're in what?
323
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:12,638
Vegas!
Ava's really procrastinating.
324
00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:14,001
I can't stop her!
325
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,892
It's a runaway train
of procrastination!
326
00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:18,311
- Ow!
- Are you in a club?
327
00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:21,175
It's 2:00 P.M.
Has she even touched the book?
328
00:13:21,341 --> 00:13:23,249
No!
Check her Twitter.
329
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:25,217
There's nothing I can do!
330
00:13:25,235 --> 00:13:26,652
Oh, my God.
331
00:13:26,687 --> 00:13:28,599
Foam's coming from the ceiling!
332
00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:36,440
My God.
333
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:42,905
- It's a smooth ride.
- Yeah.
334
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:45,324
- Horsepower feels about right?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
335
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,039
Plus, we're buying American,
336
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:50,287
- so... can't go wrong there.
- Totally.
337
00:13:50,453 --> 00:13:51,830
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
338
00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,123
The best damn country
in the world.
339
00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:56,877
Yeah...
"Love it or leave it," huh?
340
00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:59,546
Look at us, though, babe,
just all grown up...
341
00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:02,174
- Making good decisions.
- Yeah.
342
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,510
We don't need a car
to define us.
343
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:06,220
- We know who we are.
- Yeah, exactly.
344
00:14:06,386 --> 00:14:08,138
Hey, guys.
345
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:09,640
Hi.
346
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:11,809
- That's the same car.
- Yeah.
347
00:14:11,975 --> 00:14:13,811
- Same car.
- They have the same car.
348
00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:15,187
Hi!
349
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:18,804
That's...
That as far as it goes.
350
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,067
That's as far
as the window goes?
351
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,151
Wait, are you telling me
we're trapped in here?
352
00:14:21,317 --> 00:14:23,362
You can change
the window settings.
353
00:14:23,528 --> 00:14:26,240
Read the manual under "advanced
children safety-lock features."
354
00:14:26,406 --> 00:14:27,613
God, that sentence
just killed me.
355
00:14:27,648 --> 00:14:29,159
Oh, look at that.
Oh.
356
00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:32,329
Babe, yesterday I was Suzanne
Somers from American graffiti.
357
00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:34,665
Look, you guys are obviously
conflicted about this.
358
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:36,455
But you have a baby,
359
00:14:36,490 --> 00:14:37,876
and this is one of the best
cars for kids out there.
360
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,838
Well, we gotta do it...
361
00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:43,590
- For Amy.
- For Amy.
362
00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:45,481
Car buddies!
363
00:14:45,515 --> 00:14:47,511
- Yeah.
- Oh.
364
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,735
Does it at least come in black?
365
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,570
We'll get the new car tomorrow,
366
00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:56,185
- and you are gonna be so safe.
- Yeah.
367
00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:58,812
The only thing that we can never
protect you from, Amy,
368
00:14:58,846 --> 00:14:59,772
is own cuteness.
369
00:14:59,938 --> 00:15:01,357
That's indefensible.
370
00:15:01,523 --> 00:15:02,984
Hello!
371
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:06,070
- Ava.
- Hi.
372
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,530
Everything okay?
373
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,657
No. I'm freaking out
about this book.
374
00:15:09,823 --> 00:15:10,890
Oh, hello Amy.
375
00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:12,118
That onesie really
takes the pounds off.
376
00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:15,163
So I'm assuming
that you have not read it.
377
00:15:15,329 --> 00:15:16,914
Someone's gonna go to sleep.
378
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,515
I'll never understand it,
379
00:15:18,549 --> 00:15:20,043
and I'm interviewing
a genius tomorrow.
380
00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:21,401
I mean, look at this guy!
381
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:23,337
Looks all mean and judgy.
382
00:15:23,503 --> 00:15:24,922
I mean, I feel as dumb as I did
383
00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,424
back in my sad high school days
in the Florida panhandle
384
00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:29,552
wearing my mannish cousin's
hand-me-down overalls.
385
00:15:29,718 --> 00:15:30,678
Yes, we know the back story.
386
00:15:30,844 --> 00:15:31,679
And that hurricane
took our house.
387
00:15:31,845 --> 00:15:32,847
That never happened.
388
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:35,767
Now listen to me.
You need to focus, okay, Ava?
389
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,060
I mean, you don't think
that Diane Sawyer
390
00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:38,936
gets insecure,
from time to time?
391
00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:40,438
Why?
Because of her hair?
392
00:15:40,604 --> 00:15:42,523
No. When she
has a big interview.
393
00:15:42,689 --> 00:15:43,941
You just have to do the work.
394
00:15:44,107 --> 00:15:44,984
You know, Ava,
I read that book.
395
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,493
I could help you study
if you want.
396
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:49,572
- Really?
- Yeah.
397
00:15:49,738 --> 00:15:51,532
You'll help me study, Chris?
Like you're my...
398
00:15:51,698 --> 00:15:54,786
High school boyfriend, and we're
high school senior sweethearts?
399
00:15:54,952 --> 00:15:57,604
Well, I'm...No.
400
00:15:57,638 --> 00:15:59,457
I...I went to law school, so
I know how to cram for a test.
401
00:15:59,623 --> 00:16:00,792
I'll put some coffee on.
402
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:01,875
Let's do it!
This is gonna be good.
403
00:16:01,909 --> 00:16:02,876
This'll be fun.
404
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:03,961
- Okay.
- Let's get jacked up.
405
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:05,562
Don't worry,
we are gonna get into
406
00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:07,013
how the s.E.C. Dropped the ball.
That's coming.
407
00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:09,133
But first, we gotta start
with the monetary policy.
408
00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:11,885
And then we'll get
into the hilarity...
409
00:16:11,919 --> 00:16:13,471
Derivatives!--
Don't even--
410
00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:16,573
That's gonna be fun.
411
00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:19,644
- Nerd, right?
- Yeah.
412
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:22,313
So the saltshaker is the
banking industry, okay?
413
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,441
And the marbles
are deregulation,
414
00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,735
and the cream cheese was
congressional oversight.
415
00:16:27,901 --> 00:16:30,530
Now, when you took
the marbles away,
416
00:16:30,696 --> 00:16:33,533
and the cream cheese became
beholden to their salt,
417
00:16:33,699 --> 00:16:36,452
and the pepper...The, uh,
mortgage back securities...
418
00:16:36,618 --> 00:16:38,955
Turns out they never existed.
None of it ever existed, so...
419
00:16:39,121 --> 00:16:41,541
Um...And what was
the saltshaker again?
420
00:16:41,707 --> 00:16:45,086
The saltshaker
was the...S.E.C. But then--
421
00:16:45,252 --> 00:16:46,712
- right.
- The lemon Elizabeth Warren
422
00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:48,589
soured all over that
423
00:16:48,755 --> 00:16:50,508
where they tried
to take all the money away.
424
00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:52,760
And the neck pillow was
at the center of something.
425
00:16:52,926 --> 00:16:55,228
Neck pillow was a hub
of some sort.
426
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,223
God, I can't remember
how I got the...
427
00:16:58,532 --> 00:16:59,517
Should we do another pizza run?
428
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:00,935
Definitely.
429
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,186
Cheese in the crust!
430
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:04,730
What I'm saying is that
everyone involved
431
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,691
with the mortgage crisis
behaved
432
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:08,776
incredibly irresponsibly.
And the banks were fee-driven,
433
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,570
but they weren't being forced
to carry any of the risk.
434
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:12,905
- Does she have it?
- I have no idea.
435
00:17:13,071 --> 00:17:14,907
When I got up this morning,
Ava was gone,
436
00:17:15,073 --> 00:17:17,951
Chris was conked out, and there
were marbles in my vacuum.
437
00:17:17,985 --> 00:17:20,454
- So I...
- Well, I think we all know
438
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,832
where the--
the real blame lies, right?
439
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,421
Oh, come on, Ava.
440
00:17:28,587 --> 00:17:29,672
Come on, come on, come on.
441
00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:39,557
The investment bank
securitized and sold
442
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,392
bundled mortgage investments
443
00:17:41,558 --> 00:17:43,977
while making massive bets
that they would fail.
444
00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:45,938
I'd start the blame
right there.
445
00:17:46,104 --> 00:17:47,815
Exactly.
I mean, I could not have
446
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,901
put that better myself.
447
00:17:51,818 --> 00:17:52,785
It is amazing how prophetic
448
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:54,614
- your book is.
- Thank you, Ava.
449
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,990
Up next,
450
00:17:57,024 --> 00:17:59,452
we'll discuss resulting
political instability.
451
00:17:59,618 --> 00:18:01,561
Be right back.
452
00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:02,788
Thank you.
453
00:18:02,954 --> 00:18:04,415
Would you
excuse us for just a second.
454
00:18:04,581 --> 00:18:06,125
Hey, you were killing it.
455
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:08,001
- Oh, my God.
- Honey, you are
456
00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:10,546
ovaries deep as gravitas
right now, let me tell you.
457
00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:11,971
The audience isn't feeling it.
458
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:13,466
You were right.
It's... it's not our show.
459
00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:16,886
- Well, I...
- Ava, we're back.
460
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,430
All right, well,
then what you wanna do?
461
00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,981
Ooh. Ooh!
462
00:18:22,016 --> 00:18:23,392
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
463
00:18:23,558 --> 00:18:26,018
I don't...I don't know
what you're thinking.
464
00:18:26,036 --> 00:18:27,313
Yeah. Okay.
465
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,234
We're back
466
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,027
with economist and best-selling
author Matthew Taylor.
467
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:37,213
And Matthew, let's step
out of the realm of economics
468
00:18:37,247 --> 00:18:38,531
for just a moment...
And...
469
00:18:38,549 --> 00:18:41,369
Now I assume you spent
many years in school.
470
00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:42,745
- Yes.
- Let's talk about bullying
471
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:46,372
- for just a moment.
- Bullying?
472
00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:49,418
Uh, yes, well, as a matter of
fact I was bullied, yes.
473
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,043
I thought so.
474
00:18:51,061 --> 00:18:52,296
What happened?
475
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,547
Well, actually, um...
476
00:18:54,581 --> 00:18:59,051
I, uh...Was pretty much
tormented
477
00:18:59,069 --> 00:19:01,421
on a daily basis by...
478
00:19:01,455 --> 00:19:03,975
Football players in...
In the locker room.
479
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:06,018
Sometimes it...
It crossed the line.
480
00:19:06,184 --> 00:19:09,814
- Hmm. Physically?
- Yes.
481
00:19:09,980 --> 00:19:11,691
- Emotionally?
- Yes.
482
00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:12,984
Sexually?
483
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,488
Yes.
484
00:19:22,868 --> 00:19:25,371
- She did it.
- That poor economist.
485
00:19:25,537 --> 00:19:26,914
Sorry.
486
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,418
Hello.
487
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,841
Oh, my God!
488
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,092
What did you do?
489
00:19:38,258 --> 00:19:40,386
- Is this the mom car?
- No, this is your car.
490
00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:41,594
Yeah. I threw on
491
00:19:41,628 --> 00:19:42,888
some sweet-ass rims,
492
00:19:43,054 --> 00:19:44,597
gave the windows a tint,
493
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,767
Threw in a dream catcher
on the rearview
494
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:48,686
to harness all the good vibes.
495
00:19:48,852 --> 00:19:50,069
The sunset is optional.
496
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,314
Just peels right off, but...
497
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,149
- Oh, check this out.
- Wow!
498
00:19:55,743 --> 00:19:56,944
I had them install a tape deck!
499
00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,110
- No.
- Yeah.
500
00:19:58,128 --> 00:19:59,322
They asked me three times,
"are you sure?"
501
00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:01,631
I guess it actually
lowers the value of the car,
502
00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:03,784
but...I think it's worth it.
503
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,412
Oh. Oh, yeah.
504
00:20:06,578 --> 00:20:11,090
And...
505
00:20:11,124 --> 00:20:14,754
Amy, boo-boo.
506
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,923
The boots.
507
00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:21,385
Dude, you're seriously
the best guy in the world.
508
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:24,472
Hey, want to drive us
to the beach?
509
00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:26,140
We don't have all our stuff.
510
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:28,141
Yeah, we do.
511
00:20:28,175 --> 00:20:29,810
It's all in there.
512
00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,938
It's so practical.
513
00:20:33,104 --> 00:20:35,775
♪ We're going to the beach,
going to the beach... ♪
514
00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:52,324
What story are you
inventing about me?
515
00:20:52,449 --> 00:20:53,736
Hmm?
516
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:57,147
Did I just blow your mind
with all this?
517
00:20:58,692 --> 00:21:00,966
Yeah.
Thought so.
518
00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,219
Also...
519
00:21:04,927 --> 00:21:06,839
I might be a spy.
520
00:21:12,561 --> 00:21:15,049
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