1
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Look at us.

2
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Watching a romantic movie
on a Saturday night.

3
00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,642
Mmm.
(SlGHS)

4
00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,734
Okay.
(TURNS OFF VOLUME)

5
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Why is that chick
wearing heels
to a picnic?

6
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I mean...

7
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Whit, can we just
watch the movie?

8
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(TURNS ON VOLUME)

9
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All right.
(TURNS OFF VOLUME)

10
00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,850
But can we just agree
that all of that
picnic stuff

11
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didn't fit into
that basket?

12
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Right. Maybe it was
an important picnic to her.

13
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She took two trips.

14
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So, that's how
that got there.
Oh.

15
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Yeah.

16
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Sorry. I didn't realize
she was your girlfriend.

17
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Whit, we've had this movie
for two weeks.

18
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It's holding up our queue.
Can we just power through it?

19
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Okay. Fine.
I'm done.

20
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(TURNS ON VOLUME)

21
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(THUNDER RUMBLlNG ON TV)

22
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(LAUGHlNG) Okay.

23
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(TURNS OFF VOLUME)

24
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Okay.
Yeah.

25
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Ifwe're ever
in a rainstorm

26
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and you try to
make out with me,

27
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I will leave you
for an actual man.

28
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WHlTNEY: Whitney is taped
in front of a live
studio audience.

29
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You heard me.

30
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Hey, Lil.
That's a cute dress.
Is that new?

31
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Oh, crap.
This is my nightgown.

32
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Good. 'Cause you look like
you went to follow a noise
in a horror movie.

33
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Oh, my God.
I'm a mess.

34
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I can't sleep.
I can't find
my cell phone.

35
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Neal is sending
major signals

36
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he's about to propose,
and it's making me crazy.

37
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(SlGHS) Can we just
agree that proposals
are outdated and lame?

38
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And representing
the point of view
of normal people.

39
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It's the most
romantic moment
in a woman's life.

40
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(SlGHS) Okay.

41
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But look what
it does to you.

44
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I heard that.
Who's being hunted?

45
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Lily thinks Neal
is going to propose.

46
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Oh, that's why
you're falling apart.

47
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Oh, sorry. Hang on.

48
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Just got a text
from new guy.

49
00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,580
We're getting
pretty serious.

50
00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:03,849
Where did you
meet him?

51
00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,049
Oh, we haven't met.

52
00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:07,990
What does he look like?

53
00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,618
I do not know.

54
00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:13,095
See, he commented
on my comments on Yelp.

55
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This is what dating
is like now.

56
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You may need to
kill me in my sleep.

57
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Pretty sure the stranger
you're texting with
will take care of that.

58
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Wait a second.

59
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Wheels are turning.

60
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Getting an idea.

61
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What if I propose
to Neal?

62
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Oh, my God.
That is so romantic.

63
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And so passive aggressive.

64
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Do it.

65
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You should not have
to wait around
for a guy to propose.

66
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It's an antiquated tradition.
It's like Columbus Day.

67
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Oh, my God.
I can't hear
this one again.

68
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He didn't
discover anything.

69
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Lily proposing
is a terrible idea.

70
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The worst.

71
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Unless, wait...

72
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Is her goal to get engaged
or destroy society
as we know it?

73
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,877
Okay. I can't believe
you guys are against this.

74
00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,441
I'm sure Neal would
appreciate having
the pressure taken off.

75
00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,952
Yeah, it'll
take the pressure
off his jeans

76
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caused by
having testicles.

77
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(LAUGHS)

78
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I'm confused.

79
00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,688
Proposals involve
everything guys hate.

80
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Jewelry and effort.

81
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Yeah, but it's, like,
the last romantic thing

82
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that guys get to be
in control of.

83
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Plus, if women
were allowed to propose,

84
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every guy would
get proposed to
on the third date.

85
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Do you really think
women are that desperate
to get married?

86
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Yes.

87
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I can think of six women

88
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that I have dated
who absolutely would
have proposed to me.

89
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If it had been
socially acceptable.

90
00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,851
The reason they didn't
propose to you

91
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is 'cause that's not
what you paid them for.

92
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Watch.
I'll do a little recon.

93
00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,704
I'll track down some
of my exes and prove it.

94
00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,770
Why would any woman
ever admit that to you?

95
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,376
I always get people
to tell me the truth,
Whitney.

96
00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,502
That's my job.

97
00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:08,541
(GULPlNG)

98
00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,524
You're the worst cop ever.

99
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Nah.

100
00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,026
There's way worse cops
than me.

101
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I can't believe
you're defending
this old-fashioned

102
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romance nonsense.

103
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I don't think it's nonsense.
I think it's kind of nice.

104
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You do?
No, you don't.

105
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You're with me on this.

106
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No, there's the way I am
and then, there's you,

107
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who hates love
and hugs and feelings.

108
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I have
a very romantic side.

109
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Maybe you just haven't
bothered to unfurl it.

110
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The last time I tried
to hold your hand
in public,

111
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you acted like my hand
was made of fire.

112
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We shook.
It was over.

113
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And you give up
after being shot down once?

114
00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,466
What does that
say about you,
John Cusack?

115
00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,162
No, don't turn this
around on me.

116
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,765
No, you don't turn this
around on me.

117
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I don't even know
what that means.

118
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No. I don't even know
what that means.

119
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Look, it's all right.
It's just, you know,

120
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I kind of had to
give up on romance

121
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when I fell in love
with you. (LAUGHS)

122
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?

123
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A pretty one?

124
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Okay. If I'm going
to propose to Neal,
I need to think of a gift.

125
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Like... Like, the male
equivalent of a ring.

126
00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,695
Mmm. Okay.
You're not allowed
to weigh in on this.

127
00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,134
Raw vegan food
was your idea.

128
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Is this gum?

129
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'Cause I've been
chewing this
since we got here.

130
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I only picked this place
because Texty might be here.

131
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And I want to
get a good look at him.

132
00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:55,414
Yeah,
this is a bad plan.

133
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He tweeted that
he comes here a lot,
not that he lives here.

134
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Although a lot
of these people look
like they live here.

135
00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:03,889
How will you even know
if it's him?

136
00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,156
He exudes a very
specific blend

137
00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,757
of confidence
and sexual energy
in his texts.

138
00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:11,030
When I see him,
I'll know.

139
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Ooh, is that him?

140
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He wouldn't wear a hat.

141
00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:24,214
All right.
Proposal gift.

142
00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,783
Um, what do men like?

143
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Right. Like,
I get down on my knees
and give him a...

144
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Anyone?

145
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Anyone but Whitney.

146
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No?

147
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(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

148
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Oh.

149
00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,861
Look at this text
from Alex.

150
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"Thinking ofyou, baby.
XOXO." Aw...

151
00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:51,904
No. Not "aw."

152
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Okay, he is trying
to prove a point
that I'm not romantic.

153
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And I am romantic.

154
00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,816
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
Oh, this one says
"l love you."

155
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Oh, he is such an ass.

156
00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,988
He just sent a rose
made out of text characters.

157
00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:06,649
This is war.

158
00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,359
Listen, Kylie.

159
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,330
You are not hearing me.

160
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I'm asking you
if you would have
proposed before

161
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I quote-unquote
crashed your car
into your other car.

162
00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,537
Hello? Hello?

163
00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:23,933
Oh, damn it.
I lost her.

164
00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,073
All of my exes
have terrible reception.

165
00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,974
Hi.

166
00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,546
Did you get my texts?

167
00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,689
Did you hate them?

168
00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,687
No, I loved them.

169
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,987
Because I love you.
And I love love.

170
00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:51,303
In fact, I was so touched
that I got us
matching heart lockets

171
00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:53,671
at Things Remembered.

172
00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:57,098
You really want
to do this, huh?
'Cause, uh...

173
00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,336
I'll put mine on
right now.

174
00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:01,513
I'm never taking
mine off.

175
00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,009
Mine just ripped out
some neck beard.

176
00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:07,919
And I still love it.

177
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,924
So...
I'm going to go.

178
00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,257
Because this
is really weird.

179
00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,798
Your move,
tough guy.
Oh, yeah?

180
00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,563
Well, how about
I take you out
tomorrow night

181
00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,902
and get all kinds
of crazy romantic on you?

182
00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:29,768
That sounds delightful.

183
00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,536
Oh, it will be delightful,
all right.

184
00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,705
It will be the most
romantically delightful
night ofyour life.

185
00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,580
Bring it.

186
00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,184
Oh, I will.

187
00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,817
Hey, your breath
is crazy bad.

188
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,821
I just ate a burger
made out of dirt.

189
00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:56,665
But a real romantic
would still want to
kiss his girlfriend.

190
00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:18,215
So?

191
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,727
Is this not
the perfect place
to find my proposal gift?

192
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:25,330
I don't know.
Are you proposing to Neal
or Harry Potter?

193
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,531
I told you.

194
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,332
Okay? It's a tradition
in some lndian weddings

195
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,932
for the groom to present
the bride's family
with a ceremonial sword.

196
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,373
And I'm flipping the script.
(CLlCKS TONGUE)

197
00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:43,107
Maybe I can find something
for my big date with Alex.

198
00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:45,275
Ooh.
That dagger is on sale.

199
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,645
So, you guys are
basically playing a game
of romantic chicken?

200
00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,791
He wants me to admit
that I hate romance.

201
00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:54,655
I mean,
what kind of person
would that make me?

202
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,155
A you kind of person?

203
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,758
You have got to stop
texting him, Roxanne.

204
00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:00,924
You're turning
into a tween.

205
00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,830
(LAUGHlNG) No, I'm not.
Okay? Just leave me alone.

206
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:03,926
God!

207
00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,540
Okay, yeah. I'm going
to take a little break.

208
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,939
And I do not
hate romance.

209
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,444
I just hate the fake
stupid kind where
we're supposed to pretend

210
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:14,945
Iike it's still
1000 years ago.

211
00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,809
I don't know.
Maybe it was
a more romantic time.

212
00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,783
Knights in shining armor.

213
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,649
Damsels in distress.

214
00:10:22,521 --> 00:10:25,081
It was not more
romantic back then.
It was terrifying.

215
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,955
You would just sit up
in a tower all day,
waiting for your dad

216
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:30,621
to sell you to some guy
for three goats.

217
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,556
It's better
than one goat.

218
00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,569
Welcome to
World ofWeaponry.

219
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,662
May I answer
any questions for you?

220
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,106
Yes. Are we
the first girls to ever
set foot in this store?

221
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,408
Um, I'm looking
for a sword

222
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,174
to give to my boyfriend
as an engagement present.

223
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,044
Something
classic and strong.

224
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:52,641
He also wears
a lot of blazers,
if that's helpful.

225
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,648
Mmm. I see.

226
00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,620
I recommend
the Black Steel Warrior.

227
00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:59,190
Classic symbol
of the Japanese samurai.

228
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:00,623
We just got
some in from China.

229
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,491
I'll go grab one.

230
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,224
Are you sure
I should do this?

231
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:06,355
Am I going to regret

232
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,366
not having that
special moment
where he asks me?

233
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,295
Well, you're going
to have a sword
in your hand.

234
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,337
If you change your mind,
you can make him ask you.

235
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,806
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

236
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,701
Hey, what's up?
Hey. All right.

237
00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:22,236
It wasn't easy,
but I got you guys
a table at Caravaggio.

238
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,475
It's the most romantic
restaurant in Chicago.

239
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:25,909
Ah!

240
00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,112
Whitney is
going to hate it.

241
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:30,312
Ah!

242
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,925
I don't want her to
blame me for something
in our relationship

243
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:36,621
that isn't a problem
and not my fault.

244
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,995
Listen.
I've got big news
about me and Lily.

245
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,959
I am going to propose
to her tonight

246
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,470
at the rose garden
in Grant Park.
It's where we met.

247
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,700
And I want you guys
to come.

248
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,431
Oh, man,
that's super romantic.

249
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,807
Thanks.
Lily is going
to love it.

250
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,775
And Whitney
is going to hate it!

251
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,647
Here we are.

252
00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,620
Just being romantic.

253
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,722
Finally.

254
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,087
All these wasted years.

255
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,523
Both of us just wishing
the other one would
be more romantic.

256
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,963
Me slightly more than you.

257
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,797
Because as the man says...

258
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,474
"Love is the chain

259
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,213
"that binds two hearts
together."

260
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:35,175
And that is
a quote about love
that I have always known.

261
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,225
That's beautiful.
Like your face.

262
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,687
I would like
to sketch you.

263
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,155
Mmm.

264
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,790
Just you
and your locket.

265
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,196
But for now,
I'll just settle on
holding your hand.

266
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,871
(WHOOSHlNG)

267
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,373
Kah.

268
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,613
Or you can admit that
I'm more romantic
than you are,

269
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,149
and all this goes away.

270
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,223
That's got to burn
a little bit, right?

271
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,658
Flower for the lady?

272
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,617
You know what?
No, my girlfriend
hates roses.

273
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:17,923
Oh, I actually
never said that.

274
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:20,591
I said that I think
it's weird that men
show women affection

275
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,463
by ripping
something beautiful
out of the ground

276
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,059
and making them
watch it die very slowly.

277
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,036
It's totally different.

278
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,064
So, no flower?

279
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,665
Oh, no. We'll take
the whole bunch.

280
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,301
Bring it.
Okay.

281
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,845
Thank you.

282
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,176
Mmm.

283
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,119
It's probably going
to be a little more
for the basket.

284
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,956
I... I don't know.
Here. Thank you.

285
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,049
These are beautiful.
I love them.

286
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,854
Perhaps I'll hold them
in my portrait.

287
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,724
Well, I love you.

288
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:55,958
To romance.

289
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,799
To romance.

290
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,859
Ah.

291
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,003
Yeah, this is how
we drink now.

292
00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,825
(BOTH SlGHlNG)
What a night, huh?

293
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,302
Yeah.
Yeah, thanks for feeding
my dessert to me.

294
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,429
(PANTlNG)
You're welcome.

295
00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,598
Are you sure
the ride over here
wasn't a bit much?

296
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,164
No. (SCOFFS)

297
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,008
When you're pedaling
for love...

298
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,368
(SlGHS)

299
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,312
You can get anywhere.

300
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,245
All right. Well,
this is the last stop
of the night.

301
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:48,252
So, I hope you like it.

302
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,185
Oh, a picnic.

303
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:54,585
Where I will be
belly dancing?

304
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,187
You read my mind.

305
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,226
And my heart.

306
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,164
(VlOLlN PLAYlNG)

307
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,396
(SlNGlNG lN lTALlAN)

308
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,553
(QUACKlNG)

309
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,491
Okay. No.

310
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,323
Fine, fine, fine.
Please stop.

311
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,230
You can go back
into the bush.
Thank you very much.

312
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,030
Very, very good.
Go on, swans.

313
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,865
Can you just go?
Go. Go, swans.

314
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,166
Get, get.

315
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,734
Okay, fine.
You win.

316
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,200
So, you admit
that you're not romantic.

317
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:46,710
I guess.
I am sorry.

318
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,644
I mean, there must be
something wrong with me.

319
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,944
I guess I'm missing
a gene in my DNA

320
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:53,712
that makes me think
that all of this
is magical.

321
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,549
I guess
I have a dead soul.

322
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,255
But come on.
This is the worst.

323
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,953
It's corny.
It's cheesy.
I'm sweating.

324
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:05,394
I am having
a physical reaction
to how bad this is.

325
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,767
Wait, you don't think
Lily is going
to like this?

326
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,096
Neal. What?

327
00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,431
This is for Lily.

328
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,630
I'm proposing to Lily.
Where are my swans?

329
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,230
Where's my guys?

330
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,206
Okay.
Wow. Um...

331
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,807
Lily is going
to love this.

332
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,674
It's great.
Swans? Swans?

333
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,873
They're...
They're coming.
They're coming.

334
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,779
I could have used a heads up.
Why didn't I know about this?

335
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,978
Yeah, I didn't want to
tell you 'cause I was
afraid you might ruin it.

336
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,051
Hey. Sorry we're late.
Did we miss it?

337
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,385
No.
They're on their way.

338
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,016
I've got to go
find my swans.

339
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,159
I don't know
what that means.

340
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,922
Alex. Whitney.
I would like you
to meet Shannon.

341
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,160
Hi.
Hi.

342
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,758
I'm Whitney.
Shannon.
Very nice to meet you.

343
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,202
Shannon and I dated
for four months
in college.

344
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,000
Oh, really?
Yeah.

345
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,264
You know, it's funny.

346
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,832
Here we are,
about to witness
a proposal happen,

347
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:53,070
the way God
intended it.

348
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,042
And... And Shannon
told me the most
interesting thing today

349
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,981
about proposals.
Do you remember?

350
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,746
Oh, we were
just talking about

351
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,447
how if me proposing
to Mark had been
on the table back then,

352
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,184
I probably would have
asked him to marry me.

353
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,555
(CHUCKLlNG)

354
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,287
That's so funny.

355
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,056
Isn't that funny?

356
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,457
I don't buy it.

357
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,925
What?

358
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,326
Your ex-boyfriend
calls you up
out of the blue,

359
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,395
and you just
give that up
on day one?

360
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:21,496
I don't think so.

361
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,304
I don't like
what you're implying.

362
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,045
(SlGHS) Don't sell
women out like this.

363
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:29,978
How did he get you
to come here tonight?

364
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,347
He told me he'd get
my brother's manslaughter
sentence reduced.

365
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,682
I said I'd try.

366
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,718
And now,
I'm not going to.

367
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,624
Guys, she's coming.
She's parking the car.

368
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,526
I told her she was
going to be part
of a flash mob.

369
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:51,728
Okay.

370
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,403
(LAUGHlNG)

371
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,062
Roxanne, come on.
Seriously?

372
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,142
He's been blowing me up
ever since I sent him
naked pictures.

373
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,576
You sent naked photos
of yourself to that guy?

374
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,910
No. I sent him pictures
of some porn star's boobs

375
00:18:02,981 --> 00:18:04,972
and said they were mine.

376
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,347
Her name was Roxanne,
though. So...

377
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,246
Hi.

378
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,053
Neal?

379
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,187
Lily?

380
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,691
A year ago,

381
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,000
I came here to a wedding
I didn't want to go to...

382
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,206
And I knew that night
that I had met my wife.

383
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:35,008
You make all
of my days better.

384
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,874
And I don't ever want
to spend another one
without you.

385
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,446
Lily...

386
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:47,683
Tonight, back where
I first set eyes on you,

387
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,195
in front of
all of our friends,

388
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,328
will you please...

389
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,832
...say that you will
marry me?

390
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,737
Yes, I will.

391
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:04,408
Yes, yes, yes.
(CHUCKLlNG)

392
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,000
(ALL CHEERlNG)

393
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,107
WHlTNEY: Oh, my God.

394
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,544
It's so beautiful
and touching
and romantic and...

395
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:15,417
Holy balls.

396
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,854
Check it out.
Suck it.

397
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,516
Moved to tears.

398
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,323
Ah. Who's romantic
now, bitches?

399
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,461
I'm sorry.
Congratulations!

400
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,762
(LAUGHlNG)

401
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,167
You know what?
This was perfect.

402
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,535
Oh, what are you
smiling about?

403
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,205
Did I mispronounce
"suck it?"

404
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,114
Okay.
See, I have feelings.

405
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,708
My heart is not
made of stone.

406
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,377
Yeah,
because I softened it.

407
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,442
What?

408
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,046
Three years ago,
all this would
have made you vomit.

409
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,222
All right?
But you met me,

410
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,194
and I turned on
your heart light.

411
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,322
Oh, and may I politely
invite you to suck it?

412
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,235
How about
we both suck it?

413
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,668
Uh-oh.

414
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,530
What?

415
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:12,906
"l will call the police
ifyou don't stop sending

416
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,606
"naked pictures
of yourself to my son.

417
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,313
"He is 15."

418
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,549
Come on.
I want to go to bed.

419
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,094
Come on.
One more time?

420
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,230
I gave Lily, like,
300 bucks for this thing.

421
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,193
All right, fine.

422
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,629
You ready?
Yeah.

423
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,371
I am the seventh order
of the Great Shogun Warrior.

424
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,170
I will now defeat you
with my Shaolin sword.

425
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,074
You have stained
the honor of my family.

426
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,509
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha.

427
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,570
Now, you must
taste my fury.

428
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,774
I...

429
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:53,911
I think we're done.