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Sync by Mlmlte. Corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Look at us...
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Watching romantic movie
on a Saturday night.
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Okay.
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Why is that chick wearing heels
to a picnic?
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Can we just watch the movie?
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Okay, but can we just agree
that all of that picnic stuff
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- didn't fit into that basket?
- Right.
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Maybe it was an important picnic
to her.
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She took two trips, so that's
how all that got there.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't realize
she was your girlfriend.
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Whit, we've had this movie
for two weeks.
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It's holding up our queue.
Can we just power through it?
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Okay, fine.
I'm done.
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[Thunderclap on TV]
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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If we're ever in a rainstorm
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and you try to make out with me,
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I will leave you for an actual man.
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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You heard me.
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Oh, hey, Lil.
That's a cute dress.
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Is that new?
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Oh, crap.
This is my night gown.
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Good, 'cause you look like
you went to follow a noise
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in a horror movie.
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Oh, my God.
I'm a mess.
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I can't sleep,
I can't find my cell phone.
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Neal is sending major signals
he's about to propose
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and it's making me crazy.
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Can we just agree that
proposals are outdated and lame?
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And representing the point
of view of normal people,
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it's the most romantic moment
in a woman's life.
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Look what it does to you.
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You're shaky, you're sweaty,
you're nervous.
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It's like you're being hunted
for sport.
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I heard that.
Who's being hunted?
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Lily thinks Neal's gonna propose.
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Ooh! That's why you're falling apart.
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Oh, sorry. Hang on.
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Just got a text from new guy.
We're getting pretty serious.
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Where'd you meet him?
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Oh, we haven't met.
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What does he look like?
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I do not know.
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See, he commented on my comments
on yelp.
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This is what dating is like now.
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You may need to kill me in my sleep.
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Pretty sure the stranger
you're texting with
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will take care of that.
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Wait a second.
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Wheels are turning.
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Getting an idea.
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What if I proposed to Neal?
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Oh, my God.
That is so romantic.
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And so passive aggressive.
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Do it.
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You should not have to wait
around for a guy to propose.
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It's an antiquated tradition.
It's like Columbus day.
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Oh, my God,
I can't hear this one again.
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He didn't discover anything.
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Lily proposing is a terrible idea.
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The worst!
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Unless...wait.
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Is her goal to get engaged or
destroy society as we know it?
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Okay, I can't believe you guys
are against this.
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I'm sure Neal would appreciate
having the pressure taken off.
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Yeah, it'll take the pressure
off his jeans
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caused by having testicles.
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I'm confused.
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Proposals involve
everything guys hate.
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Jewelry and effort.
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Yeah, but it's like the last
romantic thing that guys
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get to be in control of.
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Plus, if women were allowed
to propose,
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every guy would get proposed to
on the third date.
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Do you really think women are
that desperate to get married?
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Yes.
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I can think of six women
that I have dated
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who absolutely would've
proposed to me...
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If it had been socially acceptable.
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The reason they didn't proposed you
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is 'cause that's not what
you paid them for.
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Watch.
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I'll do a little recon.
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I'll track down some of my exes,
and prove it.
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Why would any woman ever
admit that to you?
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I always get people
to tell me the truth, Whitney.
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That's my job.
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You're the worst cop ever.
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Nah.
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There's way worse cops than me.
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I can't believe you're
defending this old-fashioned
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romance nonsense.
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I don't think it's nonsense.
I think it's kinda nice.
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You do?
No, you don't.
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You're with me on this.
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No, there's the way I am,
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and then there's you who hates
love and hugs and feelings.
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I have a very romantic side.
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Maybe you just haven't bothered
to unfurl it.
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The last time I tried
to hold your hand in public
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you acted like my hand
was made of fire.
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We shook, it was over.
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And you gave up after being
shot down once?
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What does that say about you,
John cusack?
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Don't turn this around on me.
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No, you don't turn this around on me.
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I don't even know what that means.
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No, I don't even know
what that means.
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Look, it's all right.
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It's just, you know, I kinda
had to give up on romance
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when I fell in love with you.
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?
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A pretty one?
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{pub}Ok, if I'm gonna propose to Neil,
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I need to think of a gift,
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like the male equivalent of a ring.
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Okay, you're not allowed
to weigh in on this.
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Raw vegan good was your idea.
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Is this gum? 'Cause I've been
chewing this since we got here.
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I only picked this place
because texty might be here
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and I wanna get a good look at him.
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Yeah, this is a bad plan.
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He tweeted that he comes here a lot,
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not that he lives here.
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Although, a lot of these people
look like they live here.
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How would you even know if it's him?
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He exudes a very specific
blend of confidence
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and sexual energy in his texts.
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When I see him...
I'll know.
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Ooh, is that him?
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He wouldn't wear a hat.
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All right, proposal gift.
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Um, what do men like?
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Right, like I get down
on my knees and give him a...
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Anyone?
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Anyone but Whitney.
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[Cell phone vibrating]
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Agh. Look at this text from Alex.
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"Thinking of you, baby.
X-O-X-O."
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- Aww.
- No, not "aww."
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Okay, he is trying to prove
a point that I'm not romantic.
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And I am romantic.
[Phone vibrating]
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This one says I love you.
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Oh, he is such an ass!
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[Phone vibrating]
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He just sent a rose made out
of text characters.
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This is war.
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Listen.
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Kylee, you're not hearing me.
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I am asking you if you would've
proposed before I quote-unquote
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crashed your car into your other car.
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Hello?
Hello?
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Ah, dammit.
I lost her.
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All of my exes have
terrible reception.
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Hi.
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Did you get my texts?
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Did you hate them?
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No, I loved them...
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Because I love you and I love love.
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In fact, I was so touched that
I got us matching heart lockets
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at things remembered.
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You really wanna do this, huh?
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'Cause, uh, I'll put mine on
right now.
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I'm never taking mine off.
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Mine just ripped out some neck beard.
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And I still love it.
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So...I'm gonna go.
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'Cause this is really weird.
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- Your move, tough guy.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, how about I take you out
tomorrow night
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and get all kinds of crazy
romantic on you?
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That sounds delightful.
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Oh, it'll be delightful, all right.
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It'll be the most romantically
delightful night of your life.
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Bring it.
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Oh, I will.
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Hey, your breath is crazy bad.
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I just ate a burger made out of dirt.
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But a real romantic would still
wanna kiss his girlfriend.
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So?
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Is this not the perfect place
to find my proposal gift?
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I don't know,
are you proposing to Neal
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or Harry Potter?
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I told you, okay?
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It's a tradition
in some Indian weddings
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for the groom to present
the bride's family
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with a ceremonial sword.
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And I'm flipping the script.
[Clicks tongue]
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Maybe I can find something
for my big date with Alex.
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Ooh. That dagger's on sale.
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So you guys are basically
playing a game
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of romantic chicken?
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He wants me to admit
that I hate romance.
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I mean, what kind of person
would that make me?
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A you kinda person?
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You have got to stop
texting him, Roxanne.
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You're turning into a tween.
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Ha! No, I'm not.
Okay, just leave me alone. God!
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Okay, yeah, I'm gonna take
a little break.
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And I do not hate romance.
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I just hate the fake stupid kind
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where we're supposed to pretend
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like it's still a thousand years ago.
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I don't know. Maybe it was
a more romantic time.
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Knights in shining armor...
Damsels in distress.
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It was not more romantic back then.
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It was terrifying.
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You would just sit up
in a tower all day,
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waiting for your dad to sell you
to some guy for three goats.
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It's better than one goat.
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Welcome to World of Weaponry.
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May I answer any questions for you?
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Yes, are we the first girls
to ever set foot in this store?
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Um, I'm looking for a sword
to give to my boyfriend
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as an engagement present...
Something classic and strong.
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He also wears a lot of blazers
if that's helpful.
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I see.
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I recommend the black steel warrior.
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Classic symbol
of the Japanese Samurai.
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We just got some in from China.
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I'll go grab one.
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Are you sure I should do this?
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Am I gonna regret not having
that special moment
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where he asks me?
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Well, you're gonna have
a sword in your hand.
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If you change your mind,
you can make him ask you.
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[Knocking]
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- Hey, what's up?
- Hey.
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All right, it wasn't easy,
but I got you guys a table
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at Carvaggio.
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It's the most romantic
restaurant in Chicago.
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Ah!
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Whitney's gonna hate it!
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Ah!
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I don't want her to blame me
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for something in our relationship
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that isn't a problem
and not my fault.
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Listen.
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I've got big news about me and Lily.
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I am gonna propose to her tonight
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at the Rose Garden in Grant Park.
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It's where we met.
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And, uh, I want you guys to come.
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Oh, man, that's super romantic.
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Thanks.
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Lily's gonna love it.
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And Whitney's gonna hate it!
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{pub}Here we are.
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Just... being romantic.
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Finally.
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All these wasted years.
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Both of us just wishing
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the other one would be more romantic.
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Me slightly more than you.
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Because as the man says,
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love is the chain...
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that binds two hearts together.
260
00:12:28,369 --> 00:12:32,128
And that is a quote about love
that I have always known.
261
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,009
That's beautiful.
262
00:12:36,044 --> 00:12:39,093
Like your face.
263
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,679
I would like to sketch you.
264
00:12:41,983 --> 00:12:42,680
Mm.
265
00:12:42,984 --> 00:12:46,853
Just you and your locket.
266
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:49,895
But for now, I'll just settle
on holding your hand.
267
00:12:50,224 --> 00:12:52,857
Shhhh...
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00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:56,819
Kahh.
269
00:12:57,198 --> 00:13:00,267
Or you can admit that
I'm more romantic than you are
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00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:05,077
and all this goes away.
271
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:09,623
That's gotta burn
a little bit, right?
272
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,250
Flower for the lady?
273
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,447
You know what?
No, my girlfriend hates roses.
274
00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,182
Oh, I actually never said that.
275
00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:17,484
I said that I think it's weird
that men show women affection
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by ripping something beautiful
out of the ground
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00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,551
and making them watch it die
very slowly.
278
00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:23,471
It's totally different.
279
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,472
So no flower?
280
00:13:24,892 --> 00:13:27,394
Oh, no. We'll take the whole bunch.
281
00:13:27,428 --> 00:13:30,811
Bring it.
282
00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:35,969
[Sniffing]
Mm.
283
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:38,317
Probably gonna be a little
more for the basket.
284
00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:41,572
I don't know.
Here. Thank you.
285
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:44,784
These are beautiful.
I love them.
286
00:13:45,113 --> 00:13:47,870
Perhaps I'll hold them
in my portrait.
287
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:51,618
Well, I love you.
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To romance.
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00:13:53,121 --> 00:13:54,585
To romance.
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00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,170
Ah.
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00:13:59,894 --> 00:14:03,219
Yeah, this is how we drink now.
292
00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:27,154
- Ah, what a night, huh?
- Yeah.
293
00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:29,156
Thanks for feeding my dessert to me.
294
00:14:29,190 --> 00:14:30,490
You're welcome.
295
00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:32,392
You sure the ride over here
wasn't a bit much?
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00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:34,167
No! Fft.
297
00:14:34,292 --> 00:14:38,031
When you're pedaling for love...
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You can get anywhere.
299
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:43,300
All right, well, this is
the last stop of the night.
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00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:47,741
- So I hope you like it.
- Oh, a picnic!
301
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:53,018
Where I will be...
Belly dancing?
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00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,854
You read my mind.
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And my heart.
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[Violinist playing]
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[Operatic singing]
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[Swans quacking]
307
00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:30,014
Fine, fine! Fine.
Please stop.
308
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:32,219
You can go back in the bush.
Thank you very much.
309
00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,521
Very, very good.
Go on.
310
00:15:34,555 --> 00:15:35,789
Just go, go.
Go, swans.
311
00:15:35,823 --> 00:15:36,771
Take it.
312
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:40,160
Okay, fine.
You win.
313
00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:42,128
So you admit
that you're not romantic?
314
00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:43,797
I guess.
I am sorry.
315
00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,332
I mean, there must be
something wrong with me.
316
00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:47,801
I guess I'm missing a gene in my DNA
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00:15:47,835 --> 00:15:50,337
that makes me think that
all of this is magical.
318
00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:53,340
I guess I have a dead soul.
319
00:15:53,374 --> 00:15:55,809
But come on!
This is the worst.
320
00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:58,459
It's corny, it's cheesy.
I'm sweating.
321
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:03,483
I am having a physical
reaction to how bad this is.
322
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,485
Wait, you don't think
Lily's gonna like this?
323
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:06,786
Neal? What?
324
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:09,261
This is for Lily.
I'm proposing to Lily.
325
00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:12,993
Where are my swans?
Where's my guys?
326
00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:15,810
Wow, um, Lily is gonna love this.
327
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,831
It's great.
Swans? Swans?
328
00:16:17,865 --> 00:16:19,480
They're coming.
329
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,315
Could've used a heads up.
Why didn't I know about this?
330
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,802
Yeah, I didn't wanna tell you
331
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:25,778
'cause I was afraid
you might ruin it.
332
00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:27,807
Hey. Sorry we're late.
Did we miss it?
333
00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:28,864
No, they're on their way.
334
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,646
I gotta go find my swans.
335
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,615
I don't know what that means.
336
00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:37,450
Alex, Whitney, I would like you
to meet Shannon.
337
00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:38,485
- Hi.
- Hi.
338
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,719
- I'm Whitney.
- Shannon.
339
00:16:39,754 --> 00:16:41,087
- Hey, how are you?
- Nice to meet you.
340
00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:42,670
Shannon and I dated
for four months in college.
341
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,505
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
342
00:16:45,026 --> 00:16:46,092
You know, it's funny.
343
00:16:46,127 --> 00:16:48,461
Here we are, about to witness
a proposal happen,
344
00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:49,635
the way God intended it,
345
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:53,466
and Shannon told me the most
interesting thing today
346
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,467
about proposals.
347
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:55,969
Do you remember?
348
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:59,072
Oh, we were just talking about
how if me proposing to Mark
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00:16:59,106 --> 00:17:01,659
had been on the table back then
I probably would've asked him
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00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:04,177
to marry me.
351
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:07,280
That's so funny.
352
00:17:07,315 --> 00:17:10,055
Isn't that funny?
353
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,575
- I don't buy it.
- What?
354
00:17:13,154 --> 00:17:15,121
Your ex-boyfriend calls you up
out of the blue,
355
00:17:15,156 --> 00:17:17,190
and you just give that up on day one?
356
00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,192
I don't think so.
357
00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:23,263
I don't like what you're implying.
358
00:17:23,297 --> 00:17:25,031
Don't sell women out like this.
359
00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:29,302
How did he get you
to come here tonight?
360
00:17:29,337 --> 00:17:30,637
He told me he'd get
361
00:17:30,671 --> 00:17:35,222
my brother's manslaughter
sentence reduced.
362
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,745
I said I'd try.
363
00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:41,448
And now I'm not going to.
364
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:44,284
Guys, she's coming.
She's parking the car.
365
00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:48,778
I told her she was gonna be
part of a flash mob.
366
00:17:50,023 --> 00:17:51,614
Roxanne, come on.
Seriously?
367
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,961
He's been blowing me up ever
since I sent him naked pictures.
368
00:17:54,996 --> 00:17:57,203
You sent naked photos
of yourself to that guy?
369
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,632
No! I sent him pictures
of some porn star's boobs
370
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,801
and said they were mine.
371
00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:04,710
Her name was Roxanne, though, so.
372
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,005
Hi.
373
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:14,080
Neal?
374
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:15,849
Lily?
375
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,587
A year ago,
376
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:24,491
I came here to a wedding
I didn't want to go to
377
00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:29,360
and I knew that night
that I had met my wife.
378
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,718
You make all of my days better
379
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:34,490
and I don't ever want to spend
another one without you.
380
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:40,121
Lily...
381
00:18:40,341 --> 00:18:45,578
Tonight, back where
I first set eyes on you,
382
00:18:45,613 --> 00:18:50,965
in front of all of our... friends,
383
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:57,638
will you please...
say that you'll marry me?
384
00:18:57,892 --> 00:19:02,328
Yes, I will.
Yes, yes, yes!
385
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:05,098
[Cheering]
386
00:19:05,132 --> 00:19:08,101
That was so beautiful
and touching and romantic.
387
00:19:10,762 --> 00:19:13,028
Holy balls!
388
00:19:13,207 --> 00:19:16,031
Check it out.
Suck it.
389
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,544
Moved to tears.
390
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:22,215
Oh, who's romantic now, bitches?
391
00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:26,542
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
392
00:19:26,787 --> 00:19:29,545
You know what?
This was perfect.
393
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,173
[Giggling, squealing]
394
00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:36,696
What are you smiling about?
395
00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:40,934
Did I mispronounce suck it?
396
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:43,434
You see, I have feelings.
My heart's not made of stone.
397
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,206
- Yeah, because I softened it.
- What?
398
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,976
Three years ago, all this
would've made you vomit,
399
00:19:50,010 --> 00:19:51,377
all right.
400
00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:55,988
But you met me and I turned on
your heart light.
401
00:19:56,417 --> 00:20:00,534
Oh, and may I politely
invite you to suck it?
402
00:20:00,754 --> 00:20:03,985
How about we both suck it?
403
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,159
Uh...Oh.
404
00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,208
What?
405
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:09,796
"I will call the police
if you don't stop sending
406
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,163
"naked pictures of yourself
to my son.
407
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:17,009
He is 15."
408
00:20:22,365 --> 00:20:23,849
{pub}Come on, I wanna go to bed.
409
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,476
Come on, one more time!
410
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:29,355
I paid Lily like 300 bucks
for this thing.
411
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:31,907
All right, fine.
412
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,959
- You ready?
- Yeah.
413
00:20:33,994 --> 00:20:36,695
I am the seventh daughter
of the great shogun warrior.
414
00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:39,532
I will now defeat you
with my shaolin sword.
415
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:43,035
You have stained the honor
of my family. Ha, ha, ha.
416
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:47,414
Now you must taste my fury!
I will...
417
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,291
I think we're done.
418
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:56,044
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