1 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,810 Come on, Ray. Where are you? 2 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,416 I'm coming, Jonathan. 3 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,343 Hold the door. Hold the door. 4 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,630 Hey, hey. hey! 5 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:30,507 Oh, hi. 6 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:43,688 I've always had this thing where I kind of want to just grab a policeman's gun. 7 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,444 Kind of like a mental Tourette's that I don't act on' 8 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,367 I think it's the way it kind of just protrudes. 9 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:53,164 It's like' "Touch me. Touch me." And you can't, you know? 10 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,161 Have you been drinking? 11 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,491 No, sir. No. 12 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,958 This is my floor. Thank you. 13 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,844 Building inspector. 14 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,350 Yes? 15 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,478 It's been reported that you have a safety violation by your window. 16 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,309 The co-op board is going to fine you. 17 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,769 Wait, what? Reported? 18 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,857 I'm gonna have to violate your inspection. It's a matter of code, so... 19 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,112 - Wait. - Yeah. 20 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,161 Todd, what's going on? 21 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,955 There's some kind of window problem. He's from the co-op board. 22 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,578 But it's after midnight. 23 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:40,161 That's the most dangerous time of night for windows. 24 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,995 I'll only be a second, okay? 25 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,346 - Jonathan! - Ray! Thank God. 26 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,015 Okay, just drop down to the ledge. 27 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,469 - I'll catch you. - No, I'll die. 28 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,686 Yeah, maybe. 29 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,981 - Maybe? - But I won't let you. 30 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:05,436 I've been carrying Spencer all day I'll catch you. I am a father now. 31 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,020 Okay. 32 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,408 - Ray! - I got you! I got you! I got you! 33 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,656 Thank you. Thank you, Ray. 34 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:19,036 Ray, thank you. Thank you so much, Ray. 35 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,710 What the hell is going on? I'm calling the cops. 36 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,833 No, that's not necessary. 37 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,841 Your window's fine. I'll tell the co-op board, okay? 38 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,464 Here's $11 for your trouble. Sorry. 39 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:46,106 Ray, I'm not complaining, but what took so long? I almost died up there. 40 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,982 Sorry, I was getting some action from Leah. 41 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,564 You know what I'm up against. She has the sex drive of a cicada. 44 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:58,455 Yeah, it was great. I got her to soak her nipples in whiskey and nurse me. 45 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,575 Come on, two of my most favorite things in the world. Hope I don't get a DUI. 46 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,628 Well, drunk driving is the least of our problems right now. 47 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,877 Okay, you're right. Start from the beginning. How did you get framed for murder? 48 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,467 And then when I came to, my pants were at my ankles, 49 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:11,839 and the gun was in my hand. 50 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,671 Next thing I know, the cops are banging on the door, but I got away. 51 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,928 Lord. Are you making this up? 52 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,477 No. And I don't know why my pants were at my ankles. 53 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:23,351 Have you tried to go to the bathroom? Are you sore? 54 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,058 Ray, don't be mean. This is the worst night of my life. 55 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,609 Mean? It's a legitimate question. 56 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,062 If you were sexually assaulted while unconscious, 57 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,397 I would like to know. 58 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,069 30"'! 59 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:36,618 Listen, I just think you should go to the police and tell them everything you know. 60 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,819 I can't do that. 61 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,406 I could be in Rikers for months before my name is cleared. 62 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,662 And I've got a lot of blog interviews to do for my book. 63 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,369 Yeah, but if you were at Rikers, it could help sales. 64 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,080 That's true. 65 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,632 But I'm supposed to be on The New Dick Cavett Show next week. 66 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,426 - I don't want to miss that. - No, no, forget Cavett. 67 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,971 Turn yourself in. It's the most sane course of action. 68 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,799 I can't. I have a natural tendency towards guilt. 69 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,510 I might freak out and make a false confession. 70 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:05,097 Also, you fled the scene of a crime. Innocent men do not run. 71 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,603 My God, you're right. I might go to prison. 72 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,937 - Oh, God. - All right, all right. Listen, you two. 73 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,021 Look, let's just go to bed. 74 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:17,735 I read in a spy novel once the fugitive's most effective weapon is sleep. 75 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,661 We'll figure this all out in the morning. 76 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,206 Sleep? I'm too upset to sleep. I've just shattered my life. 77 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:28,003 All right, Jonathan. I'll put on the vaporizer. I also have some Valium. 78 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,706 It's a mixture that I've been playing around with lately. 79 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:31,836 Could be comforting. 80 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,510 Also, it's not too bad if you top it off with just a sip of prosecco. 81 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:38,680 Sounds like a pot-head's BLT. I like it. 82 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,429 Come here. Let me take care of you. Come on. 83 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,595 My thoughts feel buttery. 84 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,853 Hey, can we do high-lows? 85 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,651 Leah and I do that when we tuck her girls in. 86 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,694 Sure, Ray. You go first. 87 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:58,776 Well, my high was breastfeeding Spencer and being nursed by Leah. 88 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,614 And I didn't have a low. Your turn, George. 89 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,325 My high was seeing Emily. 90 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:11,039 My low was her boyfriend, who was wearing a bicycle leotard 91 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,624 and asking permission to marry her. 92 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:15,834 But that's wonderful news, George. 93 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,169 It isn't. 94 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:23,176 He's nearly 60. He's way too old for her. I might sleep with a woman half my age, 95 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,226 but I'd never marry her. 96 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,142 Well, from one father to another, 97 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,934 I think that's a reasonable position to take. 98 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,736 Your turn, Jonathan. 99 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,781 Well, in the last 24 hours, 100 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:40,735 I found out that I came from a sperm bank in Fair Lawn, New Jersey, 101 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,490 and I've been framed for murder. 102 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,912 You're supposed to say, "My high was..." 103 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:48,208 I don't feel like playing a game right now' Ray. I'm in real trouble. 104 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,707 The universe is punishing me for having my book out. 105 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:56,132 No, you shouldn't think like that. The universe doesn't care about books. 106 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:02,764 Okay, let's go to sleep. Everything will be all right in the morning. 107 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,557 No spooning, Ray. 108 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,403 No spooning, Ray. 109 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,365 I can't fall asleep unless I hold someone. 110 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,538 All right, Ray. 111 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,460 Good night, boys. 112 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:38,337 Good night, George. 113 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:51,979 Good morning. 114 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:55,559 Mr. Christopher, there are police here. They want to come up and see you. 115 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:59,780 What'? Well, stall them. Offer them scones. 116 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,070 The police are downstairs at the restaurant. They're coming up to talk to me. 117 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,202 These guys are really good detectives. They must have googled me. 118 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,200 I had a beautiful dream about a gumball machine. 119 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,327 - Can I tell you about it'? - Not now, Ray. 120 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,797 Ray, get out of bed! We've got to hide! 121 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,556 Where are you going? Where are you going? 122 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:31,311 No, no. They'll see you there. Here, get in the dumbwaiter. 123 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,013 It goes down to the restaurant's kitchen. Go on, get in. 124 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,936 The scones didn't work. 125 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:40,487 Okay, it's best to act totally innocently. I got that from the same spy novel. 126 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:45,492 Hey, fellas. Come on up. Fifth floor. I'll leave the door open. 127 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,032 - Why am I fleeing? - 'Cause you're a good friend. 128 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,454 It's too early to be a good friend. 129 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,375 All right, I'll try to keep the police busy, and then I'll catch up with you two later. 130 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,704 George, George. We need shoes for running and phones for communicating. 131 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,459 Why didn't you... 132 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,881 Hurry. 133 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,594 Here's some spending money, too. 134 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,171 We'll meet up later. Make sure you're not followed. 135 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,256 They might tail you to get to me. 136 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,091 - Really? - Come on. 137 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,059 Oh, hey, fellas. 138 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,310 Sorry. 139 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,484 I hope I wasn't hanging out there. Come on in. 140 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,231 George's shoes are really hard to make a getaway in. 141 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,737 I think they're the Italian ones O.J. Simpson wore. 142 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,490 Did you notice last night how hairless George's legs are? 143 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,741 I did notice. 144 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,743 Do you think it's because his pants have rubbed everything off 145 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:36,747 over the last 60 years, or did his legs go bald because he's so old? 146 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,920 I don't know. It is mystifying. 147 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,668 I think... Oh, my God, Ray, look. 148 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,090 That Arab terrorist has your mole. 149 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,467 That's me, Ray. Here. 150 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:52,092 Buy a copy. We've got to get off the streets I'm a wanted man. 151 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,803 I would have never drawn you like that. 152 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,348 What is our city coming to? 153 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,983 - Thank you, sir. - There's killers everywhere. 154 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,947 They made my nose way too big. This thing is a real Shylockian fish hook. 155 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,869 Do you think it's anti-Semitic on purpose? 156 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,073 I don't think so. I think the cops will probably spin it 157 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,328 as a Jew-on-Jew murder to avoid a race riot. 158 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,751 - Remember Crown Heights? - Yeah, you're right. 159 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,631 I wonder what Spencer's nose will look like Right now it's just a little nub, 160 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,300 with these two little breathing holes. Little guy. 161 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:30,051 Yeah, my nose was nice and small. Then it exploded. 162 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,508 Puberty hit me there at least two years before it hit my penis. 163 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,012 I was all out of proportion. 164 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,562 Can we have one conversation that doesn't involve your peen? 165 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,731 It won't be easy, but I can try. 166 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,812 I've gotta get the bastards who did this. 167 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:45,020 It has to be my client. I never should have taken a case over the phone. 168 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,198 - Do you know where he lives? - No, but I do have his cell phone number. 169 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,367 We need someone who can get us an address off of that. 170 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,443 Now I think... Shit, we've been made. 171 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,414 How's staring camp going? 172 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:01,541 What's the matter, you don't like my pajamas? I don't like your corporate slave outfit. 173 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,419 - It's so good to see you, Howard. - Yeah, I've been expecting you. 174 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,000 Get away from the window. 175 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,677 I've been reading the papers. 176 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,005 - Got everything prepared. - What? 177 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:16,013 I only had two hours, but I think I've got you covered. 178 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,312 All right, stolen Amex. This is good for 48 hours. 179 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:23,608 Passport. And pilot's disguise. 180 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,936 And I'm throwing in a free lock pick. 181 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,021 I've always wanted to wear one of these. 182 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,482 I like the shiny brim. I think my eyes are drawn to it. 183 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,536 That's for Jonathan. Where's George? 184 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,579 He never fools around on an operation. 185 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,906 He's diverting the police at the moment. 186 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:41,042 Jaime Montero? Why am I Mexican? 187 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,211 You have Mexican pigmentation. 188 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,540 You made him Mexican in this country? They'll be all over him. 189 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,342 I made him a Mexican airline pilot. 190 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,136 The two things cancel each other out. 191 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,677 You know, I don't think I like your attitude. 192 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,224 I don't think I like your attitude. 193 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,552 - Oh, well, tell it to your beard. - Whoa, whoa. Guys. 194 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:03,562 Howard, I appreciate all this, but I'm not leaving the US. 195 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,392 I want to find the murderer and prove my innocence. 196 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,321 All I have is his cell phone number. I need a name and an address. 197 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:14,823 I'm gonna have to hack into the telecom. It's not gonna be easy. 198 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,869 Not easy means not cheap. 199 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,573 I assume George is paying for all of this? 200 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,374 - Yeah. - All right, I'll run the number. 201 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,251 Throw in another one of these pilot outfits. 202 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,708 I could have a fat pilot outfit in 20 minutes. 203 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,384 No, I need one. This isn't for you. 204 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,592 I'm glad you're not running, Jonathan. 205 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,266 I was convicted of exposing myself on the D train. 206 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,560 I've never been able to clear my name. 207 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,309 These people with cell phone cameras. 208 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,609 You have the chance I never got. 209 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,791 George, perfect timing. I was just coming to see you. 210 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,918 All right. Just try to keep a low profile. 211 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,796 What? Why? 212 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,590 There might be people following me. 213 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,546 No, don't be so obvious. 214 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:21,100 You know, I'm not one to judge, George, but you reek of cannabis. 215 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,309 I just had one medicinal hit. My nerves are shot. 216 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,982 Try to be a little judicious about this kind of thing with Emily. 217 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:32,153 She's still new to sobriety. She's not entirely stable. 218 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,356 I know, I know. I... 219 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,409 Trust me, I have every intention of hiding my smoking from her. 220 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,656 And I don't usually indulge in the morning. 221 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,159 It's just that I've been dealing with the police. 222 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,411 Why? What's happening? 223 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,912 Are you selling marijuana? 224 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:51,832 No. A friend of mine is in trouble. It's a bit complicated. 225 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,837 - It's best you stay out of it. - Okay. 226 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,840 But listen, I came to see if you had an answer. 227 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,718 Do I have your permission to marry Emily? 228 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,685 Bernard. I'm gonna borrow your bicycle. 229 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,187 Wait. George. 230 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,019 - Yes or no? - Can I get an extension? 231 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,985 Not even wearing a helmet. 232 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,863 The house over there. 233 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,240 Was the bag really necessary? 234 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,574 What? It makes my outfit more authentic. Plus I need a good overnight bag. 235 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,165 Shit, it's my parents. 236 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,336 Jonathan? 237 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,710 Mom, now is not a good time. I got a... 238 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,758 Two homicide detectives are here. 239 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,712 They said you're wanted for murder of a nice jockey. 240 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,638 A Jewish jockey. What were you thinking? 241 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,137 Did you murder him because I'm sterile? 242 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,220 - Tell your parents I said hi. - Listen, I'm innocent. I swear. 243 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,225 Tell the detectives I'm gonna clear my name. 244 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,399 He says he's innocent. He went to Princeton. He wouldn't lie. 245 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,352 Yeah, the tuition there was very expensive. 246 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,406 I can't believe my parents got dragged into this. 247 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,610 They're hysterical. I'm gonna make this guy pay. 248 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:23,097 Check out that babe. Would you look at the stems on her'? 249 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,641 That's the woman I was hired to tail. She must be involved. 250 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,804 - We're going in. - Good. 251 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,486 Who are you? Why did you frame me? 252 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,614 What? Who are you? What are you pilots doing in my house? 253 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,122 You know damn well who I am. Don't play me for a fool or an idiot. 254 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,289 Yeah, that's my job. 255 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,367 Get out. I've never seen you before in my life. 256 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:55,126 Then call the cops. They're looking for me. Might even get you a reward. 257 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,376 Phone. 258 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,176 You don't want the cops anywhere near this place, do you? 259 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,555 So quit the charade and tell me, why did you do it? 260 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,478 I didn't do it. I swear. 261 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,396 It was my boyfriend, Sid. 262 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,657 He found out Schwartz and I were having an affair. 263 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,700 That's why you were meeting Schwartz at the hotel? 264 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,369 Yes. Sid shot him in cold blood. 265 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:30,790 Told me he'd do the same to me if I didn't keep my mouth shut. 266 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,243 I'm a prisoner in my own home. 267 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,000 Well, Sid's mother's house. 268 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,423 Where is Sid now? Tell me, and you won't be a prisoner anymore. 269 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,504 He's at the Prospect Park Carousel. He works there. 270 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,338 It's where all the ex-jockeys end up. 271 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,097 An ex-jockey-on-jockey murder. 272 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,849 You won't regret this. I'm gonna clear my name and set you free. 273 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,817 You're a little tall for my taste, 274 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,273 but when this is all over, 275 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:06,951 you can leave your slippers under my bed anytime. 276 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,534 How about two pairs of slippers? 277 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,122 Hola. 278 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:21,749 George, it's Jonathan. 279 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,802 Oh, Jonathan, wait a second. 280 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,254 How do I know it's really you? 281 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,089 Can't you tell from my voice? 282 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,140 Maybe. I mean' you do sound kind of nasal. 283 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,639 I know, I know. 284 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,641 Tell me something that only you and I know. 285 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:39,480 Last night' you and Ray snuggled and didn't include me. 286 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,231 What does that have to do with anything? 287 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,563 I believe it's you. So what's your 10-20? 288 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,365 Our location? We're heading to the Prospect Park Carousel. 289 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:50,070 All right, I will Tango and Foxtrot with you there. 290 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,122 But you should probably know 291 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,665 I think I'm being followed. 292 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,496 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 293 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,833 By several agents. 294 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,665 Possibly from... 295 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,300 Multiple branches of the government. 296 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,296 George, are you stoned? 297 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:13,051 No, not so much anymore. It's kind of wearing off. 298 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,019 Wait a second. We shouldn't be... 299 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,472 We should stay off the phone. Hang up, hang up. 300 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:19,940 Uh... 301 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,441 Bye-bye, mamacita. Talk to you mañana. 302 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,230 What am I... 303 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,621 Man down. George is stoned. 304 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,579 It's always the weak who fall first in battle. 305 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,503 Last ride of the day. Last ride! 306 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,506 That guy came to my reading. I signed his book and everything. 307 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,838 Did you personalize it? A lot of times, that's what the fans want. 308 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,217 If you don't do that, they get upset. 309 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,720 I don't think that's why he framed me for murder. 310 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,676 Hey, Ray, Jonathan. 311 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,764 Hey. Hi, guys 312 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,521 No, it's okay. I think I lost them. 313 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,232 - Where'd you get that great bike? - From Bernard. 314 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,779 Why are you guys in the navy? 315 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,028 We're pilots for Aeromexico. We picked up disguises from Howard. 316 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,825 You went there without me? Come on. 317 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,528 You know how much I love going to Howard's. 318 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,034 I'm sorry, George. You can come with us next time. 319 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,832 - You want me to fill you in? - No, no, I'll catch on. 320 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,910 I'm very intuitive. 321 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,416 God, it's a beautiful Ferris wheel. 322 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,790 It's a carousel, George. 323 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,341 Well, it's... 324 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,378 Oh, yeah. 325 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,532 - Th at was for Schwartz - Who's Schwartz? 326 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,985 - Hey, come on. - I'll pick it up as we go. 327 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,241 You're coming downtown with us. 328 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,789 Well, uptown, actually, and to the west. To the cops! 329 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,117 You can take me in, dick, but you got nothing on me. 330 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,294 Oh, I got plenty. The blonde gave us the goods. 331 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,871 - What blonde? - George, please. 332 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,706 - Okay. - Kitty ratted me out? 333 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,588 Yeah, she told us everything. I only have one question, 334 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,293 Why me? 335 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,300 It was that article about you and your book in The Post. 336 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,553 It was clear you were somebody who could be duped. 337 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,226 Why were his pants around his ankles in the hotel room, huh? 338 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,474 Yeah, Ray's very curious about that. 339 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,273 We were painting the picture that you and Schwartz were lovers, 340 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,601 had a quarrel. Figured that would stick. 341 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,396 You got $3 bill written all over you. 342 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,071 - Hey. - Wait a second. 343 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,616 - What do you mean, we? - It was Kitty's idea. 344 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,615 The pants at the ankles' everything. She wanted Schwartz dead. 345 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,322 But I thought that you killed Schwartz out of green-eyed jealousy. 346 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,622 What are you talking about? 347 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:44,328 Schwartz made her the beneficiary of his will and his life insurance. 348 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,004 She played him. That's why we knocked him off. 349 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,797 And she was gonna split the money with you? 350 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,877 Yeah. We were gonna leave town together, 351 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,718 start a new life, away from the ponies. 352 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,466 This is a terrible story. 353 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,146 Gumball, you came for me. 354 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,097 I had a dream about a gumball machine last night. 355 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,683 Hello, Sid. 356 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,853 Oh, my God! Gumball shot him! 357 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 358 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,524 You shouldn't throw a gun, they're like scissors. 359 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,237 Why not? I'm getting your prints on the gun you just killed Sid with. 360 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:22,039 Sorry, no bullets left. 361 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,035 - But this one is loaded. 362 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:31,466 And this is the gun Sid used to kill you and your friends during your little shootout. 363 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:35,340 Please don't. Look, I just became a new dad to a beautiful boy named Spencer. 364 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,467 His mothers are divorced lesbians, and I love him very much. 365 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,593 Please don't do this. 366 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,391 Stop crying. This isn't a book club. 367 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,681 You plugged me. 368 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:46,514 Go! 369 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,270 I loved you. 370 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,528 - Down! Get down! - I'm too young to be shot. 371 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:03,330 Other way! Other way! Other way! No, no, no! 372 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,373 I'm never going on a Ferris wheel again. 373 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,326 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 374 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,752 Drop your weapon! 375 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,590 Ow! 376 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:17,428 Look, look, look. See, I knew I was being followed. 377 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,551 Hi, remember me? 378 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,304 I'm not paranoid. 379 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:30,517 You did a great job, Jonathan. Excellent detective work. 380 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,193 Thank you, Officer Drake. Coming from you, that means a lot. 381 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:38,617 That's why the boys and I got you these as a token of our appreciation. Look. 382 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,281 Is this like making us honorary deputies? 383 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,362 - No, they're just baseball caps. - I see. 384 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,368 - Yeah, so... - Well, thank you. 385 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:49,418 And how are you doing, Officer Drake? You know, with your issues? 386 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,962 Yeah. Well, I did start to, uh, 387 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,715 take my wife's birth control pills. 388 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,634 But then, you know, I stopped 389 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,213 and I got some therapy and now I'm doing much better. 390 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,298 So, thank you for asking. 391 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,633 Anytime. 392 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,975 Okay. 393 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,690 All cleared up? 394 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,360 Guys, I'm really sorry I put your lives in danger. 395 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,609 You know, I like these little brushes with death. 396 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,361 Makes everything new again. 397 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,569 I don't. I can't afford to die, Jonathan. I don't have health insurance. 398 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,777 I'm so sorry, Ray. 399 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:27,240 Look, I don't like to be the voice of reason, but now that I'm a dad, I guess it suits me, 400 00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,873 but you've gotta stop being a detective. It's too dangerous. I keep getting hurt. 401 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:33,579 I don't know. The police gave us these hats. 402 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,006 We must be doing something right. 403 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,551 Oh, Jonathan. I like this hat. 404 00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,505 Yeah, now I don't feel so left out. 405 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,432 Besides, Ray, can't retire just yet. 406 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,851 Still have to find out who my real dad is. 407 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,555 And you will, Jonathan. You will. 408 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:52,765 Shall we? 409 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,438 You know, I really do like that bag. 410 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:59,021 Howard sells them, right? Does it have a false bottom? 411 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,068 I have a false bottom. 412 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:04,743 Well, you know, sometimes. I'm not wearing one now, but... 413 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,741 George, what are you talking about? 414 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,415 Well, have you ever seen these little undies that have pads on each cheek? 415 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:11,913 Yeah, they make those for men? 416 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,494 Yeah. Oh, yeah.