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Previously on...
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After an incident at school...
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Gaby was forced to replace
the P.T.A. president.
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Me?
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Carlos was struggling with his guilt.
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This is not me. I can't sleep.
I'm seeing ghosts.
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I know.
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Susan found a way to cope.
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I'm taking a painting class
being taught by Andre Zeller.
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Great.
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But the famous painter
didn't make it easy.
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You're a bored housewife
trying to kill time
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between spin class and driving
your kid to soccer practice.
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And Lynette discovered that
since their separation,
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Tom had started dating.
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It's just a couple of
dinners and... coffee.
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God, Tom. When were you
gonna tell me this?
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In their 20 years together,
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Tom and Lynette Scavo had
followed a few simple rules...
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Always share the housework...
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never waste the hot water,
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and never, ever go to bed angry.
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Yes, the rules for being
together were simple.
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But the rules for being apart...
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were anything but.
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Stop calling it "Dating."
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It's dinner with a friend.
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Do not do that. Do not do the snort.
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Could you make her stop snorting?
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Lynette, I find it more effective
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when we use words rather
than inflammatory noises.
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You want words? Here are some words.
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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Lobster for two at Chez nous is not
"Dinner with a friend."
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A $300 night at Sakura
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is not strapping on
a feedbag with a buddy.
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I still do our credit card bills, genius.
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All right, enough words.
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Hey, it's not like
I went looking for this.
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Jane lives in the building.
We got to talking.
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You know what?
She was actually nice to me...
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All right, emotions are
running a little hot,
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but I think I know why.
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You two embarked on this separation
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without a clear goal in mind.
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Are you trying to get back together,
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or are you trying to find
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a graceful way to end the marriage?
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We don't have to decide this right now,
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but we do need to lay
down some ground rules.
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For example, are you dating?
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- He is.
- Two dinners.
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All right, so you are dating.
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What about sex?
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No.
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Not yet.
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I-I...
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He just answered your first question.
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He wants to end the marriage.
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No, Lynette, that's not what I'm saying.
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I'm not giving up.
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"Not yet"?
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Look, I still hope that we can
find a way to work things out,
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but...
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we don't make each other happy.
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We haven't for a long time.
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So what if... I mean,
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what if there was someone
out there who could?
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I just feel like if we don't...
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explore...
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then we are gonna end up right
back in here, on this couch,
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hating each other.
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Sounds like you have a lot to consider.
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There's nothing to consider.
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We're... cleared for sex.
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Let the dating begin.
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Yes, Tom and Lynette were
learning the rules of separation.
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And the first rule?
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And I can't wait to let my new boyfriend
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do that thing I never let you do.
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There are no rules.
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In any group,
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there are roles that people
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The perfect homemaker to bring the snacks,
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the financial wizard to keep the books...
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and the busybody to share the gossip.
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But sometimes the most
important role of all
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goes to someone
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who's not the slightest
bit prepared for it.
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Hi, guys. I know, I'm a little bit late.
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A little? Try 45 minutes.
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Well, once you hear
what I've been through,
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you will totally understand.
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So... you know how
it's called a hot stone massage?
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So there I am at the spa,
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laid out with my mojito,
my "Marie claire,"
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and all of a sudden,
I feel a cold rock on my ass.
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I know!
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So Armando was all apologetic.
He wanted to reheat the rocks.
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But at this point, I'm like,
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"I'm sorry. I've got
a P.T.A. meeting to run."
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If you left, why are you late?
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Oh, Armando felt so bad,
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he gave me a complimentary seaweed wrap.
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So... what's on the agenda here?
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We're supposed to plan
teacher appreciation night.
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Mm. Right, right.
So who's doing what for that?
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Cindy, you wanna handle the food?
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No.
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Okay.
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Rachel, you never stop talking.
You wanna emcee?
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No.
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Okay, what's going on here?
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What's going on is you've wasted our time.
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I'm leaving. I have to pick up my kids.
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I have to get back to my job.
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I need to take my mother to chemo.
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Wh... okay, okay. Let's not
play sad-life poker here.
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I need your help.
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You know, we would love
to fritter away our days
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with manicures and hairdressers
and spa appointments,
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but we're not like you. We have lives.
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So you can do teacher
appreciation night on your own.
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Wh...
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Well, could you at least
fold up your chairs
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and stack 'em on the rolling cart?
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And can someone empty the coffeepot?
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You'd really do...
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Jeez! Talk about selfish.
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Oh, thank goodness. You're alive.
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I'm sorry, reverend.
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I know that I haven't been
to church for a few sundays.
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A few? Try five.
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You know who's been bringing
snacks to fellowship hour?
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Helen Johnson.
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Ugh. Let me guess.
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Bran muffins from the mini-mart?
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Why hast thou forsaken me?
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I should've called you.
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It's just, I haven't been feeling...
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very spiritual lately.
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It's not uncommon for us
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to lose our way spiritually
from time to time,
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to feel...
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in the woods.
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Interesting choice of words.
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It's just that I...
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feel like maybe I'm not worthy of...
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god's love right now,
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that...
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I've lost my connection to him.
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But here's the good
thing about god, Bree...
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he's easy to find.
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Just seek out the people
who are in need, and there he is.
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It always comes back to
the needy with you, doesn't it?
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It's kind of in the job description.
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I hear your new neighbor Ben Faulkner
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does wonderful work with the homeless.
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Why don't you speak to him?
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Perhaps I will.
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Thank you, reverend.
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I did mention that Helen's
doing the snacks, right?
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I just finished a batch
of macadamia nut scones.
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Would you like one?
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Bless you, my child.
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And maybe one for the car?
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I get so nervous every time
I walk into this class.
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I mean, Andre Zeller, right?
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Between you and me,
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he doesn't think I'm a serious artist.
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But I'll show him. I have pain.
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I mean, like this morning,
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my 9-year-old walked right into school
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without even saying good-bye.
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No hug, no kiss.
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Nothing.
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Well, I'm gonna take that
misery and use it in my art.
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I'm using my father's suicide.
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Today we'll be working
with light and shadow.
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Ooh! Eggs. Cool.
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Ms. Delfino, this is my breakfast.
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You will not be sketching eggs
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or any other hackneyed still lifes today.
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You'll be drawing the male form.
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Emile.
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Sorry.
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Takes some... getting used to.
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As you begin to sketch,
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think of the human form as an object.
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What is it that catches your eye?
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Mm. Didn't mean it. Just popped out.
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I want you to pay close attention
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to which parts of
the human body reflect light
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and which parts cast a shadow.
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I'm sorry, Ms. Delfino.
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I didn't realize we were in junior high.
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Have you never seen a penis before?
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No. No. Yes, I have.
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Uh, lots. Well, not lots.
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The appropriate... amount.
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Please try to be professional.
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I am. I am professional.
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Penis, penis, penis.
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Just trying to take the power out of it.
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Quick.
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Tell me about your father's suicide.
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Hey. What are you doing?
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I was, uh, looking for my phone,
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and, uh...
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I know this is gonna sound stupid, but...
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I couldn't go in there.
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Oh, god. I don't mean
to sound insensitive,
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but is this dead guy angst?
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'Cause I am really pooped right now.
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It's just, every time I go into that room,
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I think about that night.
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Well, here's an idea.
Don't go in that room.
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Look, there's the kitchen.
No one died in there.
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You know what? We're both stressed.
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I'll pour us a couple of drinks.
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No, thanks. I've been hitting
that stuff pretty hard lately.
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I don't want it to become a thing.
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Well, after the day I had,
I'll finish the bottle myself.
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This P.T.A. gig is turning
into a serious pain in the ass.
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- Yeah.
- I show up the teensiest bit late,
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and the girls are all over me.
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They're like, "Gaby, why are you late?"
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"You should be sad and miserable
and on time, just like us."
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It's like they're jealous or something.
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Oh, my god.
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They're jealous.
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I know what to do. Thanks for listening.
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It's nothing fancy, but,
uh, I'm proud to say
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we feed hundreds of
homeless people every day.
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Oh. Wonderful.
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This is exactly what I'm looking for.
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Well, great.
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But, uh, just out of curiosity...
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Uh, what did you do?
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Excuse me?
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Well, when most people wanna give back,
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it usually means they've done something
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they're, uh, ashamed of.
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You know, embezzlement, adultery.
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What's your story?
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I suppose I could ask you the same thing.
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And I'd have the good sense not to answer.
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Mm-hmm.
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I've just been feeling
disconnected lately,
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and I thought by doing something
meaningful with my days
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that I could change that.
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Actual selflessness. That's refreshing.
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I wish the city council
was as enlightened as you.
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Oh?
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Ah, they're holding up
one of my developments
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'cause it includes low-income housing.
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Ah. Typical "Not in my backyard" attitude.
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By the way...
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It's not in your backyard.
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Uh, I'm gonna have to take this.
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But, uh, I will leave
you in the capable hands
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Of, uh, Donnie here.
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00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:42,873
Excuse me. Hello?
266
00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:44,247
Who are you?
267
00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:46,986
Oh, I am Bree, your humble sous chef.
268
00:12:47,445 --> 00:12:50,718
What do you need me to do?
Prep? Saute? Chop?
269
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,393
You wanna prep?
270
00:12:56,055 --> 00:12:57,319
Start prepping.
271
00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,677
That's... it?
272
00:13:00,201 --> 00:13:02,066
Oh, I forgot to show you the spice rack.
273
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:05,094
Here you go. Salt. Pepper.
274
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,002
And we're out of pepper.
275
00:13:07,002 --> 00:13:08,175
If I may,
276
00:13:08,175 --> 00:13:11,450
have you ever considered
making the soup from scratch?
277
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:12,648
We don't have time for that.
278
00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:13,766
Just get 'em in and get 'em out.
279
00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:14,772
Yes, because we all know
280
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:17,109
how pressed for time the homeless are.
281
00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:19,314
Look, these people may not have homes,
282
00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:21,073
but they do have taste buds.
283
00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:22,311
Would you be offended
284
00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:25,374
if I tried whipping up
a batch of homemade soup?
285
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,152
Can you get it done by noon?
286
00:13:29,195 --> 00:13:31,322
Oh, dear. I guess I'll
have to keep it simple.
287
00:13:32,054 --> 00:13:35,007
It's just a rustic acorn squash bisque
288
00:13:35,007 --> 00:13:36,929
Finished with a dot of
maple-infused creme fraiche
289
00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:39,334
and a little crumble of fried sage.
290
00:13:43,769 --> 00:13:44,900
Holy crap!
291
00:13:45,904 --> 00:13:48,663
Finally, a blurb for my next cookbook.
292
00:13:50,018 --> 00:13:51,786
I understand that some
of you are uncomfortable
293
00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:54,065
with the naked body,
maybe even find it laughable.
294
00:13:54,065 --> 00:13:55,881
Mr. Zeller, I'm so sorry.
295
00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:57,485
One cannot create real art
296
00:13:57,485 --> 00:13:59,945
if one is crippled by
one's own inhibitions.
297
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:01,550
I'm gonna strip them away.
298
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,885
So... for our next class,
we're not gonna have nude models.
299
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,737
- Phew.
- We're gonna have nude painters.
300
00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:10,614
What?
301
00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:11,965
Painting in the nude will force you
302
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:14,765
to create from a place of total honesty.
303
00:14:15,568 --> 00:14:17,765
And if you're serious
about being an artist,
304
00:14:18,851 --> 00:14:20,435
you shouldn't have a problem with it.
305
00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:24,560
Nope. No problem at all.
306
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,634
What's going on, Gaby?
307
00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:36,571
Yeah. Why'd you call us here?
308
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,264
I just want to apologize
309
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:40,632
for what happened at the last meeting.
310
00:14:41,383 --> 00:14:42,508
Keep talkin'.
311
00:14:42,508 --> 00:14:45,209
It was wrong of me to blow
you off for a spa appointment
312
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,844
when you have such busy lives.
313
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,073
Message received, loud and clear.
314
00:14:49,563 --> 00:14:50,626
Thank you.
315
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:54,139
So to show you I've taken
your complaint to heart,
316
00:14:54,139 --> 00:14:57,761
may I present my beauty team!
317
00:14:58,287 --> 00:15:00,811
Armando, the best masseuse in town,
318
00:15:00,811 --> 00:15:01,919
Kay, my hairdresser,
319
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:03,437
and Ping on nails.
320
00:15:03,591 --> 00:15:07,687
You no longer have to be
jealous of my fabulous life.
321
00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:11,303
For one day, you can be me.
My treat. Go crazy.
322
00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:14,833
Wow. Good to know you got our message.
323
00:15:14,937 --> 00:15:16,200
You'r' welcome.
324
00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:19,748
So you think you might want
to reconsider doing the food?
325
00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:21,334
I'd love to.
326
00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:23,193
Uh, I'll handle decorations.
327
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:24,804
Yeah, whatever you need from us.
328
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,156
That's more like it.
329
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:27,642
Now today, relax.
330
00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:31,488
Take a break from grocery
shopping and spanking.
331
00:15:31,488 --> 00:15:33,789
I have to go meet my travel agent.
332
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,376
Are you guys serious?
Are we really helping her?
333
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:41,933
No. We're helping ourselves
to a free spa day,
334
00:15:42,162 --> 00:15:46,250
then we're going to leave
her twisting in the wind.
335
00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:47,487
Oh! Hey, ladies,
336
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:50,324
Anyone know of a good hotel
in the south of France?
337
00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:54,141
I'm sorry. I did it again!
338
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,034
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
339
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:00,471
Hey, Lynette,
340
00:16:00,471 --> 00:16:02,707
Did I leave those fabric samples?
341
00:16:03,687 --> 00:16:05,129
Busted!
342
00:16:05,227 --> 00:16:07,930
That is a porn slam if I've ever seen one.
343
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:08,703
- Porn?
- Mm.
344
00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:10,576
No. I was checking my e-mail.
345
00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:14,437
Come on. It's okay. We all look at porn.
346
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,942
What are you into?
347
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:19,799
Straight, bi, solo, bald guys,
348
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:22,221
fuzzy whispers, cinnamon cakes,
349
00:16:22,436 --> 00:16:23,567
poodling?
350
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:25,277
Do I have to learn what those are?
351
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,552
'Cause I really don't want to know.
352
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:30,986
Oh, come on. Let me see.
I promise I will not judge.
353
00:16:30,986 --> 00:16:33,840
No. I signed up for an
online dating service,
354
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,771
and I took a stab at
my introduction video.
355
00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:39,449
Hi, I'm Lynette.
356
00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:41,757
I'm 35 to 45-ish.
357
00:16:41,757 --> 00:16:44,101
I'm a cancer, and I beat cancer.
358
00:16:44,101 --> 00:16:46,400
Coincidence or not? You decide.
359
00:16:47,604 --> 00:16:49,758
That is more disturbing
360
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,592
than any porn I've ever seen.
361
00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:53,124
You said you wouldn't judge.
362
00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:55,870
Oh! Online dating sucks.
363
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,633
It's full of guys who
photoshop hair on their heads
364
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,424
and crop out their man boobs.
365
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:04,311
You want to meet men?
I'm taking you to a bar.
366
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,548
A bar? Oh, I don't know.
367
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:09,834
It's been 25 years since
I tried to pick up a guy.
368
00:17:10,226 --> 00:17:13,379
Well, with me as your wingwoman,
you can have any man you want.
369
00:17:13,652 --> 00:17:14,886
Friday okay?
370
00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:16,914
I thought you had a date with Ben.
371
00:17:16,914 --> 00:17:19,461
Mm. He canceled. Again.
372
00:17:19,691 --> 00:17:22,759
Some stupid real estate
development for the poor.
373
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:23,911
Bastard.
374
00:17:23,972 --> 00:17:25,101
Well, his loss.
375
00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:26,574
If he doesn't appreciate what he's got,
376
00:17:26,574 --> 00:17:28,248
I will find someone who does.
377
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,227
Oh, and lay off the ice cream.
378
00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:33,562
There's no photoshop in real life.
379
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,829
Morning. What's for breakfast?
380
00:17:43,659 --> 00:17:46,954
Eggs. I was gonna make bacon,
but it seemed a little risky.
381
00:17:48,513 --> 00:17:52,441
Susan, you get upset if I take
my socks off in the kitchen.
382
00:17:54,096 --> 00:17:55,170
What's going on?
383
00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:59,087
Andre feels "Until we
shed our inhibitions,"
384
00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:01,684
"our art will be only superficial."
385
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:03,417
Anyway,
386
00:18:04,122 --> 00:18:07,419
for our next class,
we have to paint in the nude.
387
00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:11,138
So I'm trying to get used to it.
388
00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:15,087
And I want to prove to him
that I can be a real artist.
389
00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:18,331
Wow, that guy is good.
390
00:18:19,401 --> 00:18:22,356
He gets to see a bunch of
coeds naked and call it work.
391
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,117
Oh, honey, I'm kidding.
392
00:18:28,117 --> 00:18:30,072
No, I can't do it.
393
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:32,773
I'm not a naked person.
394
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,366
Maybe I'm not a real artist either.
395
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,448
- Susan.
- No, I mean it.
396
00:18:38,448 --> 00:18:40,432
Andre doesn't like any of my work.
397
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,607
I'm not serious like the other students.
398
00:18:45,509 --> 00:18:47,326
I think I'm just gonna quit the class.
399
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,889
Quit? But this class
has been really good for you.
400
00:18:51,311 --> 00:18:52,708
It seems like it was pulling you
401
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,450
out of that dark place you've been in.
402
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,454
You think so?
403
00:18:56,454 --> 00:18:59,735
Yeah, and I feel like
I'm getting my old Susie back.
404
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:03,062
Besides, this guy sounds like a jackass.
405
00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:04,396
Don't let him win.
406
00:19:05,842 --> 00:19:06,989
You're right.
407
00:19:07,301 --> 00:19:09,392
I am a serious artist.
408
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,472
I just need to get used
to people seeing me naked.
409
00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:15,836
Susan! It's Lee. You home?
410
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:18,266
Perfect. My best gay.
411
00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:20,757
Who better to practice on?
412
00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:23,827
Good morning, Lee.
413
00:19:23,827 --> 00:19:25,690
This is Bob's... mother of god!
414
00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:26,797
Ohh!
415
00:19:31,331 --> 00:19:33,580
Gay marriage doesn't seem
so freaky now, does it?
416
00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:41,882
Looks like my tuscan bean with
parmesan crostini is a hit.
417
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,421
Yeah, it is, but I think you're starting
418
00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:46,576
to attract the wrong sort of crowd.
419
00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:54,544
Excuse me, but, uh, you don't
exactly look homeless to me.
420
00:19:54,664 --> 00:19:56,683
Yeah, I-I'm homeless.
421
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:59,819
And yet you have a $2,000 laptop?
422
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,091
But I live in the box it came in?
423
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:04,506
Okay, I-I'm a college student.
424
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,301
But my parents did stop talking to me
425
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:09,493
when I switched from pre-med
to creative writing.
426
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,595
Well, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to leave.
427
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:15,491
Too bad. I just gave you
mad props on my blog.
428
00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:16,930
Is that a good thing?
429
00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:18,382
Yeah.
430
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:21,163
"Homey but refined,"
431
00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:23,157
"Bree van de Camp's tuscan bean soup"
432
00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:24,963
"is a revelation in a bowl."
433
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,796
Revelation, you say?
434
00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:30,451
Uh-huh. And it's already been
"Liked" on facebook
435
00:20:30,451 --> 00:20:32,569
and retweeted 200 times...
436
00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:35,411
which is also a good thing.
437
00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:36,355
Oh.
438
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:38,256
But hey, if I gotta go...
439
00:20:38,256 --> 00:20:39,423
Hold on.
440
00:20:39,423 --> 00:20:43,304
I can't let a talented
near-orphan like you go hungry.
441
00:20:43,498 --> 00:20:44,908
Let me get you a refill.
442
00:20:45,527 --> 00:20:48,750
Oh, and it's "Van de Kamp"... with a "K."
443
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,920
Hey, Mike. Need a hand?
444
00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,019
No, I'm okay.
445
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,541
Uh, Susan around?
446
00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:04,910
Uh, she's at her painting class.
447
00:21:05,941 --> 00:21:06,938
Okay.
448
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:09,321
I'll... stop by later.
449
00:21:09,714 --> 00:21:11,342
I don't think that's a good idea.
450
00:21:15,957 --> 00:21:17,648
You need to say something to me, Mike?
451
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,394
Yeah, I do.
452
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:20,863
If things were different,
453
00:21:20,952 --> 00:21:22,994
if it had been me that killed somebody,
454
00:21:22,994 --> 00:21:24,392
and your wife walked in,
455
00:21:24,392 --> 00:21:26,616
I'd have gone to the cops
and turned myself in.
456
00:21:26,616 --> 00:21:28,748
I wouldn't have dragged Gaby into it.
457
00:21:29,846 --> 00:21:32,147
There's a lot I would've done
differently about that night
458
00:21:32,147 --> 00:21:33,278
if I could.
459
00:21:33,278 --> 00:21:34,897
Yeah, well, you can't.
460
00:21:35,117 --> 00:21:38,392
But here's what you can do...
you can leave Susan alone.
461
00:21:39,242 --> 00:21:42,968
Just let her find a way to deal
with what you put her through.
462
00:21:44,115 --> 00:21:45,922
It just really helps
463
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:47,408
to talk to her.
464
00:21:50,174 --> 00:21:51,621
But it doesn't help her.
465
00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:56,682
Then...
466
00:21:56,965 --> 00:21:58,515
I won't do it anymore.
467
00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,345
Yeah.
468
00:22:19,570 --> 00:22:21,295
Remember, technique is a crutch.
469
00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:23,508
Learn it and throw it away.
470
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,110
That way you can begin
to find your own voice
471
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,432
and that's what that...
472
00:22:36,425 --> 00:22:37,816
Oh, my god.
473
00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:39,253
Oh!
474
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:44,078
Taking casual friday a bit to the extreme,
475
00:22:44,078 --> 00:22:45,477
aren't we, Ms. Delfino?
476
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,934
Isn't this the day we were...
477
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,291
Aren't we all supposed to be...
478
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:53,500
The school put the kibosh on
my little artistic experiment.
479
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,007
It was all there in the e-mail.
480
00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:56,333
What e-mail?
481
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,256
The one you obviously didn't open.
482
00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,102
Maybe you didn't send me one.
483
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,808
Why would I do that?
484
00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:05,253
To humiliate me.
485
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,163
To punish me for laughing.
486
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:12,423
You have singled me out since day one.
487
00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:14,955
Why not try to make a fool of me?
488
00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:20,876
Because in the vast landscape
of my interior life,
489
00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:22,811
you're merely a dust speck.
490
00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:25,406
Now get dressed and sit down.
491
00:23:26,237 --> 00:23:27,220
No.
492
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:32,102
I signed up for this
class to learn something,
493
00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:34,547
not to be a punching bag
494
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,334
for an egomaniac
495
00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:37,902
with a paintbrush!
496
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,522
I quit!
497
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:01,129
Hello and welcome to our soup kitchen.
498
00:24:01,129 --> 00:24:03,033
I hope you're hungry,
because I have prepared
499
00:24:03,033 --> 00:24:05,458
a hearty italian wedding soup today.
500
00:24:06,452 --> 00:24:07,873
Donnie, two.
501
00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:17,409
Reverend Sykes. What a nice surprise!
502
00:24:17,459 --> 00:24:18,929
That's quite a crowd out front.
503
00:24:18,929 --> 00:24:20,802
I practically had to fight my way in.
504
00:24:20,802 --> 00:24:22,710
Well, ever since I took over the kitchen,
505
00:24:22,710 --> 00:24:24,181
we've been jam-packed.
506
00:24:24,181 --> 00:24:26,814
Thank you so much for
suggesting I get involved.
507
00:24:26,814 --> 00:24:31,420
I have never felt more needed
or important in my whole life.
508
00:24:31,951 --> 00:24:35,412
The intention of charity is
not to make us feel important.
509
00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:37,390
Of course not. It's to help people.
510
00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:39,525
Feeling important's just a bonus.
511
00:24:40,057 --> 00:24:41,334
So what brings you by?
512
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:44,128
I was hoping you could tell me
513
00:24:44,128 --> 00:24:47,183
where a homeless person
could get a hot meal.
514
00:24:48,448 --> 00:24:49,942
Well, right here, of course.
515
00:24:49,942 --> 00:24:51,468
No, Bree.
516
00:24:51,952 --> 00:24:53,760
Ever since you've turned this soup kitchen
517
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,155
into a bisque kitchen,
518
00:24:55,155 --> 00:24:57,351
the homeless don't feel comfortable here.
519
00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:00,852
Why? I was just trying to
make this place special.
520
00:25:00,852 --> 00:25:03,806
It was already special.
It was home for them,
521
00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:06,394
until you took that away.
522
00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:20,068
Excuse me.
523
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:26,713
I'm sorry, but you're gonna need to leave.
524
00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,382
Hey, we're still eating.
525
00:25:28,382 --> 00:25:30,514
Well, then go eat somewhere else.
526
00:25:30,623 --> 00:25:32,513
You certainly look like you can afford to.
527
00:25:32,588 --> 00:25:34,978
Whoa. Whe's the attitude coming from?
528
00:25:34,978 --> 00:25:36,567
We made this place a success.
529
00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:40,016
No. This place is supposed
to feed homeless people.
530
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,647
It's a dismal failure.
531
00:25:43,706 --> 00:25:45,979
This food isn't for you.
It's for the hungry and the poor...
532
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:48,472
the people we walk past every day.
533
00:25:49,399 --> 00:25:50,858
Everyone deserves to have a place,
534
00:25:50,858 --> 00:25:53,942
and this place was theirs
until I made it mine.
535
00:25:53,942 --> 00:25:58,442
So please, pack up your laptops
and your smartphones and go.
536
00:25:58,980 --> 00:26:00,568
Please go.
537
00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:09,253
Ben, I'm sorry. I have made
a terrible mess of things.
538
00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:10,526
Don't worry about it.
539
00:26:10,993 --> 00:26:13,993
You think you can make a speech
that good again tomorrow?
540
00:26:14,769 --> 00:26:16,019
Speech?
541
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,017
You're gonna help me push that
low-income housing project
542
00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:20,479
through city council.
543
00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:29,711
This is where you live, huh?
544
00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:32,869
Norman Rockwell would
walk down this street
545
00:26:32,869 --> 00:26:35,241
and say, "A little much."
546
00:26:36,188 --> 00:26:37,274
Can I come in?
547
00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,507
Of course. How else are you gonna make fun
548
00:26:39,507 --> 00:26:41,291
of the inside of my house?
549
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:44,061
By the way, I, uh, checked my e-mail,
550
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,338
and, uh, you never sent me one.
551
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,726
Did you check your campus e-mail?
552
00:26:49,644 --> 00:26:51,299
I have a campus e-mail?
553
00:26:51,952 --> 00:26:53,495
Okay, I'm gonna make this brief,
554
00:26:53,495 --> 00:26:55,712
mainly because I've got
a dinner engagement
555
00:26:55,712 --> 00:26:58,407
with someone infinitely
more interesting than you.
556
00:26:58,976 --> 00:26:59,927
Wow.
557
00:26:59,927 --> 00:27:02,671
Climb down from your cross
and come back to my class.
558
00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:05,715
Why? So you can abuse me more?
559
00:27:05,810 --> 00:27:08,905
Yes, I will abuse you and scream at you,
560
00:27:08,905 --> 00:27:11,024
make you paint in
the nude and do anything else
561
00:27:11,024 --> 00:27:13,521
I have to do to get you
to stop being so scared.
562
00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:15,234
I'm not scared.
563
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,213
I showed up at your class naked.
564
00:27:18,776 --> 00:27:20,117
Then you ran away.
565
00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:23,317
It seems to me you do
a lot of running away
566
00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,549
and nervous giggling.
567
00:27:26,501 --> 00:27:28,344
You act like someone who's...
568
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,214
What?
569
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,690
You're hiding something,
570
00:27:35,477 --> 00:27:37,009
and I'm gonna pull it out of you,
571
00:27:37,045 --> 00:27:39,262
and when that happens, there is a chance...
572
00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:42,741
the remotest, slimmest wisp of a chance...
573
00:27:43,436 --> 00:27:45,734
that you might actually become an artist.
574
00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:49,078
Oh, god. Is this
the part where you tell me
575
00:27:49,078 --> 00:27:51,499
that the reason you're being so hard on me
576
00:27:51,499 --> 00:27:55,780
is because I'm the only one
in the class with potential?
577
00:27:55,780 --> 00:27:56,795
No.
578
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,785
Amy Yamata's the only one
in the class with potential.
579
00:28:01,285 --> 00:28:05,152
You're a bizarre car crash
that somehow fascinates me.
580
00:28:05,932 --> 00:28:07,085
Thank you?
581
00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:08,547
Now if you'll excuse me,
582
00:28:08,547 --> 00:28:10,418
this is about as long as I can spend
583
00:28:10,418 --> 00:28:13,626
in a room decorated
with ceramic elephants.
584
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:27,235
Hi, ladies. Someone wanna
help me with these flowers?
585
00:28:28,709 --> 00:28:31,019
Okay, no worries. I got it.
586
00:28:40,188 --> 00:28:41,812
What have you guys been doing?
587
00:28:41,812 --> 00:28:44,594
People are gonna be here in two hours.
Nothing's been set up.
588
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:48,113
Well, I'm just so relaxed
from that massage.
589
00:28:48,113 --> 00:28:50,613
I'd hate to lift something
and tense up again.
590
00:28:50,657 --> 00:28:52,882
Yeah, and-and Ping worked
so hard on these nails.
591
00:28:52,882 --> 00:28:54,325
I would hate to chip them.
592
00:28:54,629 --> 00:28:58,332
And I... can't think of
anything witty to say
593
00:28:58,332 --> 00:29:02,231
about my fabulous new 'do,
but I'm not doing squat either.
594
00:29:03,371 --> 00:29:04,771
Why are you doing this to me?
595
00:29:04,771 --> 00:29:07,189
I went out of my way to help you people.
596
00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:09,363
Oh, my god, you are so out of touch.
597
00:29:09,435 --> 00:29:11,256
Do you really think a hot stone massage
598
00:29:11,256 --> 00:29:12,754
is gonna solve my problems?
599
00:29:12,754 --> 00:29:16,378
You don't understand the kinds
of things real people deal with.
600
00:29:16,653 --> 00:29:18,637
You live in this perfect
little fairy tale.
601
00:29:18,637 --> 00:29:20,763
Fine. I don't need your help.
602
00:29:20,763 --> 00:29:23,818
I have two hours and
a very capable husband.
603
00:29:23,818 --> 00:29:26,350
This event is going off without a hitch.
604
00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:28,774
Oh, and one more thing.
605
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:33,979
Hello?
606
00:29:33,979 --> 00:29:35,695
Honey, sorry to bother you at work,
607
00:29:35,695 --> 00:29:37,205
but this is an emergency.
608
00:29:37,535 --> 00:29:38,524
Whoa. What's going on?
609
00:29:38,524 --> 00:29:40,114
I need you to meet me at the school.
610
00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,016
These P.T.A. beeyotches...
611
00:29:42,016 --> 00:29:43,879
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Cindy...
612
00:29:44,252 --> 00:29:45,458
are refusing to help me.
613
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:47,228
I need an extra pair of hands.
614
00:29:47,815 --> 00:29:49,762
Sure. I'll be-be right there.
615
00:29:50,127 --> 00:29:52,260
Ha! He's on his way.
616
00:29:52,997 --> 00:29:54,791
Thanks. You're a lifesaver.
617
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:17,911
Wow. When I pictured this in my head,
618
00:30:17,912 --> 00:30:20,271
I wasn't as old as all the other people...
619
00:30:20,338 --> 00:30:21,615
combined.
620
00:30:21,694 --> 00:30:24,635
Uh, two martinis, dirty.
621
00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:26,961
Oh, wait. That's me.
622
00:30:28,499 --> 00:30:30,531
Feel free to use that if you want.
623
00:30:30,788 --> 00:30:33,448
Maybe I will... at home,
'cause that's where I'm going.
624
00:30:33,449 --> 00:30:34,718
Oh, relax.
625
00:30:34,719 --> 00:30:36,734
Look at this place like a candy store.
626
00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:38,885
You just have to figure out
what you're in the mood for.
627
00:30:38,886 --> 00:30:41,124
Obviously, something with nuts.
628
00:30:42,231 --> 00:30:44,210
I thought I was done with this.
629
00:30:44,257 --> 00:30:47,860
I dated, I combed through all the losers,
630
00:30:47,861 --> 00:30:49,935
and I finally found a guy,
631
00:30:49,936 --> 00:30:52,596
someone who was smart and made me laugh.
632
00:30:52,597 --> 00:30:55,626
And now to be back here, at my age,
633
00:30:55,627 --> 00:30:58,859
doing it all over again, it's depressing.
634
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,311
Oh, my god. You're right.
635
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:05,688
What?
636
00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:07,818
- It is depressing.
- Renee.
637
00:31:07,819 --> 00:31:09,754
What am I doing in hell's candy store?
638
00:31:09,755 --> 00:31:12,737
I have a guy. He's smart
and he makes me laugh.
639
00:31:12,738 --> 00:31:14,994
I thought you said Ben works too much.
640
00:31:14,995 --> 00:31:18,164
Oh, he's passionate about his job,
but he's a 10.
641
00:31:18,165 --> 00:31:21,976
You add up every guy in
this place and you get a 6.
642
00:31:25,453 --> 00:31:29,095
But you stay. There's definitely
somebody here for you.
643
00:31:34,171 --> 00:31:35,430
Orange cable...
644
00:31:35,431 --> 00:31:37,698
goes around here...
645
00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:40,985
this one goes here.
646
00:31:41,254 --> 00:31:43,782
Ha! And... presto!
647
00:31:44,263 --> 00:31:45,433
Oh!
648
00:31:45,993 --> 00:31:47,272
Ow.
649
00:31:47,590 --> 00:31:51,527
So is "Presto" spanish for
"Cover your ears"?
650
00:31:52,516 --> 00:31:53,719
That's hilarious, Cindy.
651
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,990
You know, you should've been a comic
652
00:31:54,991 --> 00:31:57,500
instead of a pint-sized pain in my ass!
653
00:31:57,713 --> 00:31:59,992
Oh, it's getting late.
654
00:31:59,993 --> 00:32:01,385
Looks like your perfect husband
655
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,633
isn't gonna be here to bail you out.
656
00:32:07,412 --> 00:32:10,688
Aha! Look who's here.
657
00:32:10,689 --> 00:32:12,628
There's my hero!
658
00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:14,840
Now hurry up. We need
to get cracking here.
659
00:32:15,168 --> 00:32:16,792
Hey, what are you doing?
660
00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:23,443
Carlos.
661
00:32:25,183 --> 00:32:26,564
Hey, Gaby.
662
00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:31,192
Carlos, you can't be here like this.
You've gotta go.
663
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,600
No, no, no. Gonna help, okay?
664
00:32:32,601 --> 00:32:35,125
No. Please. You need to leave.
665
00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:36,959
No, I'm gonna help, okay? Gonna help.
666
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,715
No, honey. You have to leave, please.
667
00:32:39,716 --> 00:32:41,305
Hang on. Hang on.
668
00:32:41,762 --> 00:32:42,925
Whew!
669
00:32:54,068 --> 00:32:55,829
Rachel, get the soundboard set up.
670
00:32:55,830 --> 00:32:58,619
Melissa, Megan,
start putting out the food.
671
00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:01,598
Melissa, now.
672
00:33:06,247 --> 00:33:07,433
It's okay, Gaby.
673
00:33:07,434 --> 00:33:08,626
We got it.
674
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,491
I don't know what to say.
675
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,327
Just take care of your husband.
676
00:33:21,764 --> 00:33:22,753
Hello.
677
00:33:22,754 --> 00:33:25,292
I'm Phil, and you're beautiful.
678
00:33:25,515 --> 00:33:27,690
You're just saying that.
679
00:33:27,691 --> 00:33:29,222
But I'll take it.
680
00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:32,024
God knows it took me long
enough to get ready tonight.
681
00:33:32,025 --> 00:33:34,447
I even had to pay
the sitter to come early.
682
00:33:34,495 --> 00:33:36,718
Sitter? So you have kids?
683
00:33:36,719 --> 00:33:37,506
Yeah.
684
00:33:37,507 --> 00:33:40,090
Five. Five kids.
685
00:33:40,091 --> 00:33:42,205
Wow. That sounds like a lot.
686
00:33:42,206 --> 00:33:44,639
I actually have a husband,
too, but we're separated,
687
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,909
and we're seeing other people.
Or he is, and I'm trying to.
688
00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:48,980
Not that I'm doing it to retaliate,
it's just that...
689
00:33:48,981 --> 00:33:51,344
Wow. I can't seem to stop talking.
690
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:53,490
Maybe you could say something now.
691
00:33:54,353 --> 00:33:55,665
Bye.
692
00:33:57,351 --> 00:33:58,648
Bye-bye.
693
00:34:03,998 --> 00:34:06,981
Crowd's a little light tonight,
don't you think?
694
00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:12,172
Can I buy you a drink
or are you already lit?
695
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,102
Oh, come on. I'll let
you play with my tie.
696
00:34:16,103 --> 00:34:17,789
Here's the remote.
697
00:34:27,489 --> 00:34:29,323
Don't I know you from somewhere?
698
00:34:29,925 --> 00:34:32,478
Okay. Not the most original line,
699
00:34:32,479 --> 00:34:36,098
But you're cute, so... Lynette.
700
00:34:36,099 --> 00:34:39,152
Right. Right. You're
Porter and Preston's mom.
701
00:34:39,153 --> 00:34:40,558
Oh, god.
702
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:42,836
Mrs. Scavo was the coolest mom.
703
00:34:42,837 --> 00:34:44,191
She used to make us grilled cheese
704
00:34:44,192 --> 00:34:48,041
in the shape of dinosaurs.
So what are you doing here?
705
00:34:49,503 --> 00:34:51,174
I have no idea.
706
00:34:58,309 --> 00:34:59,176
Here you go.
707
00:34:59,177 --> 00:35:01,533
It's probably the only set of
keys with a purple lanyard.
708
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,186
My kid made it at camp.
709
00:35:04,517 --> 00:35:07,507
Look, I'm wearing something
called skinny jeans,
710
00:35:07,508 --> 00:35:08,520
which are very painful
711
00:35:08,521 --> 00:35:10,766
because I don't have
something called skinny legs,
712
00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:13,403
so I just wanna go home and
peel them off. Do you mind?
713
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:16,548
No, not at all. I just...
I don't... I don't work here.
714
00:35:16,704 --> 00:35:17,723
Oh.
715
00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:20,756
Oh, god. I'm sorry. You're not the valet.
716
00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:23,072
I knew this vest was a bad idea,
717
00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:25,667
but the gay guy in my
office told me they're back.
718
00:35:25,668 --> 00:35:28,212
No, the vest is great.
719
00:35:28,743 --> 00:35:30,181
I have it in navy.
720
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,159
It's just... I haven't been out in so long,
721
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,982
I figured I'd try to mix things up.
722
00:35:34,983 --> 00:35:36,974
You haven't been out in so long?
723
00:35:36,975 --> 00:35:38,768
Last time I was at a bar like this,
724
00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:40,645
beeper numbers were exchanged.
725
00:35:41,198 --> 00:35:43,482
I didn't even know
they banned smoking in bars.
726
00:35:43,483 --> 00:35:46,199
And how did the good, old,
reliable martini lose its job?
727
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,098
Apple? Cherry? Watermelon?
Those are slushie flavors.
728
00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:52,859
I'm Lynette.
729
00:35:53,088 --> 00:35:54,375
Scott.
730
00:35:54,563 --> 00:35:56,406
By the way, not that it's a competition,
731
00:35:56,407 --> 00:35:58,613
but I have two lanyards on my keychain.
732
00:35:58,672 --> 00:35:59,990
They're pink.
733
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,746
- Daughters?
- Yes.
734
00:36:01,747 --> 00:36:02,536
Divorce?
735
00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:04,434
No, thanks. I already had one.
736
00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:06,801
You?
737
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:08,282
Uh, separated.
738
00:36:14,070 --> 00:36:15,635
Hey. Um...
739
00:36:15,644 --> 00:36:19,851
Listen, this is the first decent
conversation I've had all night.
740
00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:23,229
What do you say we go back
inside and continue it?
741
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,924
I say...
742
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,699
pomegranatinis are on me.
743
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,630
All right. That was easy.
744
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:32,233
You calling me easy?
745
00:36:32,350 --> 00:36:33,559
Not yet.
746
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,147
Um, please.
747
00:36:38,148 --> 00:36:39,316
Ah.
748
00:36:39,926 --> 00:36:42,655
Uh, can I get you something to drink?
749
00:36:42,656 --> 00:36:44,858
I have, uh, vodka.
750
00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,410
I have milk. I have chocolate milk.
751
00:36:47,411 --> 00:36:48,947
I have juice boxes.
752
00:36:49,693 --> 00:36:52,336
Having kids has really
ruined my game, huh?
753
00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:54,123
Vodka and chocolate milk...
754
00:36:54,124 --> 00:36:57,205
that's exactly what I give
my baby to calm her down.
755
00:36:59,648 --> 00:37:00,612
Cheers.
756
00:37:00,613 --> 00:37:01,829
Cheers.
757
00:37:15,895 --> 00:37:17,314
Now what do we do?
758
00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:21,581
I'd put on some music,
but my ex got all my CDs.
759
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:22,332
Mm.
760
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:26,153
I could turn on a black light,
but I'm not 16.
761
00:37:26,562 --> 00:37:29,028
Maybe I could light some candles,
762
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:32,558
But that seems like kind
of an obvious move, right?
763
00:37:34,144 --> 00:37:36,171
Not as obvious as this.
764
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,410
Maybe obvious isn't so bad.
765
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,100
Ohh.
766
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:49,708
Oh, wow!
767
00:37:50,499 --> 00:37:53,224
- No?
- No. Oh, no, it's good.
It's good. Keep going.
768
00:37:53,225 --> 00:37:54,650
Mmm. Mmm.
769
00:37:56,094 --> 00:37:58,662
I have another room that
I would love to show you.
770
00:37:59,129 --> 00:38:00,020
Really?
771
00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:01,112
Uh-huh.
772
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:03,886
You're getting... better at this.
773
00:38:05,664 --> 00:38:06,973
Mmm.
774
00:38:19,077 --> 00:38:20,282
Ow.
775
00:38:20,283 --> 00:38:22,567
Oh! Hang on. Hang on.
776
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:23,573
Shoot!
777
00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:27,806
Oh. Right here?
778
00:38:27,807 --> 00:38:28,722
Okay.
779
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,051
No, I... dropped something.
780
00:38:31,052 --> 00:38:33,225
Oh. Can I help?
781
00:38:33,419 --> 00:38:36,011
My ring fell off. You had
to have shag carpeting, huh?
782
00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:39,364
Ugh. That gay guy at my
office said shag was back.
783
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:42,736
Really need to start getting
my style tips from someone else.
784
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,638
Damn it. Where is it?
785
00:38:44,639 --> 00:38:45,977
This rug... it swallows everything.
786
00:38:45,978 --> 00:38:47,761
There used to be an end table here and...
787
00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:50,282
Oh, my god! Please don't
be funny right now.
788
00:38:51,754 --> 00:38:54,110
Wait. Wait. Wait.
789
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,432
Here it is.
790
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:57,561
Oh.
791
00:38:57,959 --> 00:38:59,122
Thank you.
792
00:39:02,622 --> 00:39:05,294
So, uh, where were we?
793
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,903
I'm sorry. I can't.
794
00:39:18,844 --> 00:39:21,196
You're a really great guy.
795
00:39:21,197 --> 00:39:24,159
You're nice and you're funny and...
796
00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:26,157
whatever you were doing...
797
00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:29,077
to-to my neck was really working for me,
798
00:39:29,078 --> 00:39:31,571
but the idea of walking
10 feet into your bedroom
799
00:39:31,572 --> 00:39:34,944
is about the scariest thing
I can think of right now.
800
00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,766
Okay.
801
00:39:42,271 --> 00:39:43,631
I'm...
802
00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:47,115
hoping to work things out with my husband,
803
00:39:47,116 --> 00:39:48,394
and I guess I just...
804
00:39:48,395 --> 00:39:49,642
I get it.
805
00:39:50,677 --> 00:39:52,152
You're not there yet.
806
00:39:53,877 --> 00:39:55,262
I'm not.
807
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,670
Well, I think I should go.
808
00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:06,869
Come on.
809
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,288
Bye.
810
00:40:19,825 --> 00:40:21,808
I understand your hesitation.
811
00:40:21,876 --> 00:40:24,963
I am one of those people
with a manicured lawn
812
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,176
who would object
813
00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:30,223
when a proposal like this
threatens her community.
814
00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:31,437
But my eyes have been opened,
815
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:34,241
and I will personally go door-to-door
816
00:40:34,242 --> 00:40:38,358
to help other people see how
essential this project is,
817
00:40:38,359 --> 00:40:42,995
so that where we live can
truly be called a community.
818
00:40:52,685 --> 00:40:55,038
You were amazing.
819
00:40:55,218 --> 00:40:56,858
Well, I meant every word.
820
00:40:56,859 --> 00:40:58,779
I want to help you any way I can.
821
00:40:58,780 --> 00:41:00,484
Great. Well, uh, first thing tomorrow,
822
00:41:00,485 --> 00:41:02,869
I'll take you out to see
the construction site.
823
00:41:04,658 --> 00:41:07,862
Yes, we may think we're all destined
824
00:41:07,863 --> 00:41:10,235
to play certain roles.
825
00:41:10,778 --> 00:41:15,700
But sometimes those roles
can unexpectedly change.
826
00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:21,768
A nervous student may
discover a hidden confidence.
827
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:27,604
A longtime wife may confront
a harsh new reality.
828
00:41:28,910 --> 00:41:30,032
A busy mother
829
00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:34,222
May find her attention
is needed elsewhere.
830
00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:39,582
And a woman who wanted to
do a little bit of good
831
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:43,384
may find herself playing
a much bigger role
832
00:41:43,385 --> 00:41:45,712
than she intended.
833
00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:49,435
I was searching and searching
for the perfect spot,
834
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:51,384
and then I found it...
835
00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:53,138
Chapman woods.
836
00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:55,962
Have you ever been here before?
837
00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:04,866
Once.
838
00:42:04,867 --> 00:42:08,544
Well, they're finally gonna
break ground on tuesday,
839
00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,566
and it's all thanks to you.
840
00:42:12,017 --> 00:42:13,567
Glad I could help.
841
00:42:17,342 --> 00:42:24,499
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