1 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:02,097 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,281 --> 00:00:04,522 After an incident at school... 3 00:00:04,589 --> 00:00:05,986 Aah! 4 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:09,178 Gaby was forced to replace the P.T.A. President. 5 00:00:09,179 --> 00:00:10,259 Me? 6 00:00:11,055 --> 00:00:13,664 Carlos was struggling with his guilt. 7 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:18,296 This is not me. I can't sleep. I'm seeing ghosts. 8 00:00:18,297 --> 00:00:19,523 I know. 9 00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:21,894 Susan found a way to cope. 10 00:00:21,895 --> 00:00:25,086 I'm taking a painting class being taught by Andre Zeller. 11 00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:25,850 Great. 12 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,895 But the famous painter didn't make it easy. 13 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:31,286 You're a bored housewife trying to kill time 14 00:00:31,287 --> 00:00:34,128 between spin class and driving your kid to soccer practice. 15 00:00:34,841 --> 00:00:37,818 And Lynette discovered that since their separation, 16 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,070 Tom had started dating. 17 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:42,545 It's just a couple of dinners and... coffee. 18 00:00:42,546 --> 00:00:45,136 God, Tom. When were you gonna tell me this? 19 00:00:49,948 --> 00:00:52,170 In their 20 years together, 20 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:56,295 Tom and Lynette Scavo had followed a few simple rules... 21 00:00:57,943 --> 00:01:00,616 Always share the housework... 22 00:01:02,969 --> 00:01:06,235 Never waste the hot water, 23 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:10,565 and never, ever go to bed angry. 24 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:15,096 Yes, the rules for being together were simple. 25 00:01:15,097 --> 00:01:17,510 But the rules for being apart... 26 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,991 Were anything but. 27 00:01:19,993 --> 00:01:22,679 Stop calling it "dating." 28 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:24,563 It's dinner with a friend. 29 00:01:24,957 --> 00:01:28,244 Do not do that. Do not do the snort. 30 00:01:28,245 --> 00:01:30,498 Could you make her stop snorting? 31 00:01:30,499 --> 00:01:32,207 Lynette, I find it more effective 32 00:01:32,208 --> 00:01:35,792 when we use words rather than inflammatory noises. 33 00:01:35,793 --> 00:01:37,548 You want words? Here are some words. 34 00:01:37,549 --> 00:01:39,317 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 35 00:01:39,318 --> 00:01:42,965 Lobster for two at Chez Nous is not "dinner with a friend." 36 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:45,106 A $300 night at Sakura 37 00:01:45,107 --> 00:01:47,324 is not strapping on a feedbag with a buddy. 38 00:01:47,586 --> 00:01:50,090 I still do our credit card bills, genius. 39 00:01:50,169 --> 00:01:51,725 All right, enough words. 40 00:01:51,884 --> 00:01:53,099 Hey, it's not like I went looking for this. 41 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:55,287 Jane lives in the building. We got to talking. 44 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:01,835 Oh, I can't snort, but a drive-by like that's okay? 45 00:02:01,836 --> 00:02:04,446 All right, emotions are running a little hot, 46 00:02:04,447 --> 00:02:05,724 but I think I know why. 47 00:02:06,296 --> 00:02:08,379 You two embarked on this separation 48 00:02:08,381 --> 00:02:11,555 without a clear goal in mind. 49 00:02:11,614 --> 00:02:13,626 Are you trying to get back together, 50 00:02:13,693 --> 00:02:15,391 or are you trying to find 51 00:02:15,392 --> 00:02:17,325 a graceful way to end the marriage? 52 00:02:21,301 --> 00:02:23,187 We don't have to decide this right now, 53 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:28,849 but we do need to lay down some ground rules. 54 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:31,414 For example, are you dating? 55 00:02:31,415 --> 00:02:32,996 He is. 56 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:34,351 Two dinners. 57 00:02:34,352 --> 00:02:35,950 All right, so you are dating. 58 00:02:35,951 --> 00:02:37,705 What about sex? 59 00:02:41,474 --> 00:02:43,648 No. 60 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:45,511 Not yet. 61 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:46,611 I-I... 62 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:49,578 He just answered your first question. 63 00:02:49,579 --> 00:02:51,242 He wants to end the marriage. 64 00:02:51,243 --> 00:02:52,412 No, Lynette, that's not what I'm saying. 65 00:02:52,413 --> 00:02:53,687 I'm not giving up. 66 00:02:53,688 --> 00:02:54,256 "Not yet"? 67 00:02:54,509 --> 00:02:57,713 Look, I still hope that we can find a way to work things out, 68 00:02:57,714 --> 00:02:58,711 but... 69 00:02:59,093 --> 00:03:01,420 We don't make each other happy. 70 00:03:01,454 --> 00:03:05,592 We haven't for a long time. 71 00:03:05,756 --> 00:03:08,058 So what if... I mean, 72 00:03:08,059 --> 00:03:10,810 what if there was someone out there who could? 73 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:15,216 I just feel like if we don't... 74 00:03:15,284 --> 00:03:17,986 Explore... 75 00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:21,458 Then we are gonna end up right back in here, on this couch, 76 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:23,010 hating each other. 77 00:03:24,478 --> 00:03:27,110 Sounds like you have a lot to consider. 78 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,973 There's nothing to consider. 79 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:32,320 We're... cleared for sex. 80 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,040 Let the dating begin. 81 00:03:35,098 --> 00:03:38,333 Yes, Tom and Lynette were learning 82 00:03:38,334 --> 00:03:41,018 the rules of separation. 83 00:03:41,019 --> 00:03:42,303 And the first rule? 84 00:03:42,304 --> 00:03:43,930 And I can't wait to let my new boyfriend 85 00:03:43,931 --> 00:03:45,480 do that thing I never let you do. 86 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:48,787 There are no rules. 87 00:04:01,984 --> 00:04:03,567 In any group, 88 00:04:03,622 --> 00:04:06,935 there are roles that people are destined to play... 89 00:04:06,988 --> 00:04:10,630 the perfect homemaker to bring the snacks, 90 00:04:10,686 --> 00:04:14,483 the financial wizard to keep the books... 91 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:17,861 And the busybody to share the gossip. 92 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:22,195 But sometimes the most important role of all 93 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:23,912 goes to someone 94 00:04:23,978 --> 00:04:26,920 who's not the slightest bit prepared for it. 95 00:04:26,983 --> 00:04:30,421 Hi, guys. I know, I'm a little bit late. 96 00:04:30,491 --> 00:04:32,494 A little? Try 45 minutes. 97 00:04:32,552 --> 00:04:34,894 Well, once you hear what I've been through, 98 00:04:34,895 --> 00:04:36,452 you will totally understand. 99 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,650 So... you know how it's called a hot stone massage? 100 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:42,081 So there I am at the spa, 101 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,718 laid out with my mojito, my "Marie Claire," 102 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:48,275 and all of a sudden, I feel a cold rock on my ass. 103 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,870 I know! 104 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:54,510 So Armando was all apologetic. He wanted to reheat the rocks. 105 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,742 But at this point, I'm like, 106 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:57,438 "I'm sorry. I've got a P.T.A. Meeting to run." 107 00:04:57,496 --> 00:04:58,837 If you left, why are you late? 108 00:04:59,046 --> 00:05:00,827 Oh, Armando felt so bad, 109 00:05:00,829 --> 00:05:03,464 he gave me a complimentary seaweed wrap. 110 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:06,553 So... what's on the agenda here? 111 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:09,425 We're supposed to plan teacher appreciation night. 112 00:05:09,427 --> 00:05:12,424 Mm. Right, right. So who's doing what for that? 113 00:05:12,426 --> 00:05:14,304 Cindy, you wanna handle the food? 114 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,492 No. 115 00:05:15,707 --> 00:05:17,884 Okay. 116 00:05:17,921 --> 00:05:21,004 Rachel, you never stop talking. You wanna emcee? 117 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:21,956 No. 118 00:05:22,027 --> 00:05:25,053 Okay, what's going on here? 119 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:28,231 What's going on is you've wasted our time. 120 00:05:28,277 --> 00:05:30,602 I'm leaving. I have to pick up my kids. 121 00:05:30,686 --> 00:05:32,820 I have to get back to my job. 122 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:35,222 I need to take my mother to chemo. 123 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:38,421 Wh... okay, okay. Let's not play sad-life poker here. 124 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,222 I need your help. 125 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:42,740 You know, we would love to fritter away our days 126 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:45,770 with manicures and hairdressers and spa appointments, 127 00:05:45,771 --> 00:05:48,303 but we're not like you. We have lives. 128 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:50,538 So you can do teacher appreciation night 129 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:51,573 on your own. 130 00:05:51,895 --> 00:05:53,407 Wh... 131 00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:55,991 Well, could you at least fold up your chairs 132 00:05:55,992 --> 00:05:58,158 and Stack 'em on the rolling cart? 133 00:05:58,159 --> 00:05:59,802 And can someone empty the coffeepot? 134 00:05:59,803 --> 00:06:00,843 You'd really do... 135 00:06:03,444 --> 00:06:06,469 Jeez! Talk about selfish. 136 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:15,764 Oh, thank goodness. You're alive. 137 00:06:17,651 --> 00:06:19,150 I'm sorry, reverend. 138 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:21,985 I know that I haven't been to church for a few Sundays. 139 00:06:22,059 --> 00:06:24,964 A few? Try five. 140 00:06:24,966 --> 00:06:29,273 You know who's been bringing snacks to fellowship hour? 141 00:06:29,318 --> 00:06:30,791 Helen Johnson. 142 00:06:30,873 --> 00:06:32,071 Ugh. Let me guess. 143 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:34,027 Bran muffins from the mini-mart? 144 00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:37,589 Why hast thou forsaken me? 145 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:41,391 I should've called you. 146 00:06:41,446 --> 00:06:43,314 It's just, I haven't been feeling... 147 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:46,470 Very spiritual lately. 148 00:06:46,513 --> 00:06:48,088 It's not uncommon for us 149 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:51,465 to lose our way spiritually from time to time, 150 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,197 to feel... 151 00:06:53,259 --> 00:06:54,776 In the woods. 152 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:57,886 Interesting choice of words. 153 00:06:59,985 --> 00:07:02,622 It's just that I... 154 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,376 Feel like maybe I'm not worthy of... 155 00:07:05,464 --> 00:07:06,873 God's love right now, 156 00:07:06,966 --> 00:07:08,471 that... 157 00:07:08,538 --> 00:07:11,269 I've lost my connection to him. 158 00:07:11,336 --> 00:07:13,340 But here's the good thing about God, Bree... 159 00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:15,163 he's easy to find. 160 00:07:15,387 --> 00:07:19,042 Just seek out the people who are in need, and there he is. 161 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:22,039 It always comes back to the needy with you, doesn't it? 162 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,551 It's kind of in the job description. 163 00:07:24,607 --> 00:07:26,509 I hear your new neighbor Ben Faulkner 164 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:28,182 does wonderful work with the homeless. 165 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,030 Why don't you speak to him? 166 00:07:30,103 --> 00:07:32,150 Perhaps I will. 167 00:07:33,527 --> 00:07:36,360 Thank you, reverend. 168 00:07:36,436 --> 00:07:39,688 I did mention that Helen's doing the snacks, right? 169 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:41,156 Ah. 170 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:44,954 I just finished a batch of macadamia nut scones. 171 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,062 Would you like one? 172 00:07:46,064 --> 00:07:48,841 Bless you, my child. 173 00:07:48,908 --> 00:07:50,947 And maybe one for the car? 174 00:07:55,789 --> 00:07:58,452 I get so nervous every time I walk into this class. 175 00:07:58,453 --> 00:08:00,763 I mean, Andre Zeller, right? 176 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:02,361 Between you and me, 177 00:08:02,362 --> 00:08:04,734 he doesn't think I'm a serious artist. 178 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,042 But I'll show him. I have pain. 179 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,538 I mean, like this morning, 180 00:08:08,539 --> 00:08:10,849 my 9-year-old walked right into school 181 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:11,950 without even saying good-bye. 182 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:14,265 No hug, no kiss. 183 00:08:14,362 --> 00:08:17,112 Nothing. 184 00:08:17,179 --> 00:08:21,536 Well, I'm gonna take that misery and use it in my art. 185 00:08:21,592 --> 00:08:24,713 I'm using my father's suicide. 186 00:08:28,136 --> 00:08:30,697 Today we'll be working with light and shadow. 187 00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:34,742 Ooh! Eggs. Cool. 188 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:37,084 Ms. Delfino, this is my breakfast. 189 00:08:40,890 --> 00:08:42,732 You will not be sketching eggs 190 00:08:42,786 --> 00:08:46,087 or any other hackneyed still lifes today. 191 00:08:46,170 --> 00:08:49,296 You'll be drawing the male form. 192 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,763 Emile. 193 00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:57,857 Whoa! 194 00:09:01,363 --> 00:09:03,616 Sorry. 195 00:09:03,618 --> 00:09:06,228 Takes some... getting used to. 196 00:09:09,269 --> 00:09:11,312 As you begin to sketch, 197 00:09:11,382 --> 00:09:14,087 think of the human form as an object. 198 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,874 What is it that catches your eye? 199 00:09:18,378 --> 00:09:22,123 Mm. Didn't mean it. Just popped out. 200 00:09:22,176 --> 00:09:24,216 I want you to pay close attention 201 00:09:24,217 --> 00:09:26,608 to which parts of the human body reflect light 202 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,696 and which parts cast a shadow. 203 00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,033 I'm sorry, Ms. Delfino. 204 00:09:33,034 --> 00:09:35,388 I didn't realize we were in junior high. 205 00:09:35,389 --> 00:09:37,685 Have you never seen a penis before? 206 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:40,000 No. No. Yes, I have. 207 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:41,440 Uh, lots. Well, not lots. 208 00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:44,954 The appropriate... amount. 209 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:46,869 Please try to be professional. 210 00:09:46,949 --> 00:09:49,410 I am. I am professional. 211 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:52,313 Penis, penis, penis. 212 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:55,421 Just trying to take the power out of it. 213 00:10:05,224 --> 00:10:05,846 Quick. 214 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,077 Tell me about your father's suicide. 215 00:10:15,932 --> 00:10:17,357 Hey. What are you doing? 216 00:10:17,358 --> 00:10:18,960 Uh... 217 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:21,121 I was, uh, looking for my phone, 218 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,064 and, uh... 219 00:10:23,066 --> 00:10:25,694 I know this is gonna sound stupid, but... 220 00:10:25,745 --> 00:10:28,746 I couldn't go in there. 221 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,964 Oh, God. I don't mean to sound insensitive, 222 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,245 but is this dead guy angst? 223 00:10:33,246 --> 00:10:34,902 'Cause I am really pooped right now. 224 00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:37,573 It's just, every time I go into that room, 225 00:10:37,574 --> 00:10:39,569 I think about that night. 226 00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,684 Well, here's an idea. Don't go in that room. 227 00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:43,906 Look, there's the kitchen. No one died in there. 228 00:10:45,954 --> 00:10:47,500 You know what? We're both stressed. 229 00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,828 I'll pour us a couple of drinks. 230 00:10:48,829 --> 00:10:51,678 No, thanks. I've been hitting that stuff pretty hard lately. 231 00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:53,213 I don't want it to become a thing. 232 00:10:53,214 --> 00:10:56,185 Well, after the day I had, I'll finish the bottle myself. 233 00:10:56,764 --> 00:10:58,812 This P.T.A. Gig is turning into a serious pain in the ass. 234 00:10:59,398 --> 00:11:01,146 Yeah. 235 00:11:01,147 --> 00:11:03,244 I show up the teensiest bit late, 236 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,128 and the girls are all over me. 237 00:11:05,129 --> 00:11:06,627 They're like, "Gaby, why are you late? 238 00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:09,559 You should be sad and miserable and on time, just like us." 239 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,567 It's like they're jealous or something. 240 00:11:12,675 --> 00:11:14,907 Oh, my God. 241 00:11:14,951 --> 00:11:16,822 They're jealous. 242 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,259 I know what to do. Thanks for listening. 243 00:11:38,191 --> 00:11:40,537 It's nothing fancy, but, uh, I'm proud to say 244 00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,800 we feed hundreds of homeless people every day. 245 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,361 Oh. Wonderful. 246 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,176 This is exactly what I'm looking for. 247 00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,420 Well, great. 248 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,645 But, uh, just out of curiosity... 249 00:11:50,702 --> 00:11:52,501 Uh, what did you do? 250 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:53,938 Excuse me? 251 00:11:54,185 --> 00:11:55,901 Well, when most people wanna give back, 252 00:11:56,056 --> 00:11:57,529 it usually means they've done something 253 00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,347 they're, uh, ashamed of. 254 00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:02,380 You know, embezzlement, adultery. 255 00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:04,495 What's your story? 256 00:12:05,940 --> 00:12:08,232 I suppose I could ask you the same thing. 257 00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:10,112 And I'd have the good sense not to answer. 258 00:12:10,156 --> 00:12:12,072 Mm-hmm. 259 00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:13,448 I've just been feeling disconnected lately, 260 00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:17,090 and I thought by doing something meaningful with my days 261 00:12:17,162 --> 00:12:19,028 that I could change that. 262 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:21,943 Actual selflessness. That's refreshing. 263 00:12:21,945 --> 00:12:24,126 I wish the city council was as enlightened as you. 264 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:25,619 Oh? 265 00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:27,103 Ah, they're holding up one of my developments 266 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:29,548 'cause it includes low-income housing. 267 00:12:29,606 --> 00:12:31,930 Ah. Typical "not in my backyard" attitude. 268 00:12:31,932 --> 00:12:33,247 By the way... 269 00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:34,590 It's not in your backyard. 270 00:12:37,769 --> 00:12:39,590 Uh, I'm gonna have to take this. 271 00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:41,143 But, uh, I will leave you in the capable hands 272 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:43,090 of, uh, Donnie here. 273 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,028 Excuse me. Hello? 274 00:12:45,091 --> 00:12:46,423 Who are you? 275 00:12:46,484 --> 00:12:49,286 Oh, I am Bree, your humble sous chef. 276 00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:53,112 What do you need me to do? Prep? Saute? Chop? 277 00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:56,867 You wanna prep? 278 00:12:57,308 --> 00:12:59,833 Start prepping. 279 00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:01,674 That's... it? 280 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:04,167 Oh, I forgot to show you the spice rack. 281 00:13:04,259 --> 00:13:07,338 Here you go. Salt. Pepper. 282 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,727 And we're out of pepper. 283 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,561 If I may, 284 00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:13,698 have you ever considered making the soup from scratch? 285 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:14,828 We don't have time for that. 286 00:13:15,058 --> 00:13:16,689 Just get 'em in and get 'em out. 287 00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:18,210 Yes, because we all know 288 00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:19,423 how pressed for time the homeless are. 289 00:13:19,563 --> 00:13:21,645 Look, these people may not have homes, 290 00:13:21,736 --> 00:13:23,294 but they do have taste buds. 291 00:13:23,452 --> 00:13:24,799 Would you be offended 292 00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:27,772 if I tried whipping up a batch of homemade soup? 293 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:30,995 Can you get it done by noon? 294 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:34,318 Oh, dear. I guess I'll have to keep it simple. 295 00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:37,168 It's just a rustic acorn squash bisque 296 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,463 finished with a dot of maple-infused creme fraiche 297 00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:42,659 and a little crumble of fried sage. 298 00:13:45,506 --> 00:13:46,915 Holy crap! 299 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:52,054 Finally, a blurb for my next cookbook. 300 00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,999 I understand that some of you are uncomfortable 301 00:13:54,153 --> 00:13:56,553 with the naked body, maybe even find it laughable. 302 00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:57,812 Mr. Zeller, I'm so sorry. 303 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,676 One cannot create real art 304 00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:02,364 if one is crippled by one's own inhibitions. 305 00:14:02,437 --> 00:14:04,324 I'm gonna strip them away. 306 00:14:04,391 --> 00:14:07,938 So... for our next class, we're not gonna have nude models. 307 00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:09,568 Phew. 308 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:10,824 We're gonna have nude painters. 309 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,573 What? 310 00:14:12,671 --> 00:14:14,528 Painting in the nude will force you 311 00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:16,496 to create from a place of total honesty. 312 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:20,820 And if you're serious about being an artist, 313 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:22,812 you shouldn't have a problem with it. 314 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,631 Nope. No problem at all. 315 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,591 What's going on, Gaby? 316 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,801 Yeah. Why'd you call us here? 317 00:14:38,871 --> 00:14:40,851 I just want to apologize 318 00:14:40,918 --> 00:14:43,195 for what happened at the last meeting. 319 00:14:43,253 --> 00:14:44,842 Keep talkin'. 320 00:14:44,904 --> 00:14:47,043 It was wrong of me to blow you off for a spa appointment 321 00:14:47,099 --> 00:14:49,098 when you have such busy lives. 322 00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,273 Message received, loud and clear. 323 00:14:51,372 --> 00:14:52,749 Thank you. 324 00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:56,236 So to show you I've taken your complaint to heart, 325 00:14:56,319 --> 00:15:00,446 may I present my beauty team! 326 00:15:00,527 --> 00:15:02,828 Armando, the best masseuse in town, 327 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,364 Kay, my hairdresser, 328 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:05,901 and Ping on nails. 329 00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:09,738 You no longer have to be jealous of my fabulous life. 330 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:13,921 For one day, you can be me. My treat. Go crazy. 331 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,862 Wow. Good to know you got our message. 332 00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,054 You're welcome. 333 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,958 So you think you might want to reconsider doing the food? 334 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,267 I'd love to. 335 00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:25,874 Uh, I'll handle decorations. 336 00:15:25,876 --> 00:15:26,863 Yeah, whatever you need from us. 337 00:15:26,924 --> 00:15:28,238 That's more like it. 338 00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:29,985 Now today, relax. 339 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:33,609 Take a break from grocery shopping and spanking. 340 00:15:33,693 --> 00:15:35,732 I have to go meet my travel agent. 341 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,604 Are you guys serious? Are we really helping her? 342 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:44,445 No. We're helping ourselves to a free spa day, 343 00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:47,942 then we're going to leave her twisting in the wind. 344 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,598 Oh! Hey, ladies, 345 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,168 anyone know of a good hotel in the south of France? 346 00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:56,263 I'm sorry. I did it again! 347 00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:58,975 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 348 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,639 Hey, Lynette, 349 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,970 did I leave those fabric samples? 350 00:16:05,057 --> 00:16:07,311 Busted! 351 00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:10,134 That is a porn slam if I've ever seen one. 352 00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,593 Porn? Mm. 353 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,187 No. I was checking my e-mail. 354 00:16:13,266 --> 00:16:16,733 Come on. It's okay. We all look at porn. 355 00:16:16,881 --> 00:16:18,369 What are you into? 356 00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:21,861 Straight, bi, solo, bald guys, 357 00:16:21,945 --> 00:16:24,526 fuzzy whispers, cinnamon cakes, 358 00:16:24,612 --> 00:16:26,107 poodling? 359 00:16:26,109 --> 00:16:27,994 Do I have to learn what those are? 360 00:16:28,059 --> 00:16:29,888 'Cause I really don't want to know. 361 00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:33,481 Oh, come on. Let me see. I promise I will not judge. 362 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,934 No. I signed up for an online dating service, 363 00:16:35,936 --> 00:16:38,884 and I took a stab at my introduction video. 364 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,627 Hi, I'm Lynette. 365 00:16:41,811 --> 00:16:43,888 I'm 35 to 45-ish. 366 00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:46,462 I'm a cancer, and I beat cancer. 367 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,984 Coincidence or not? You decide. 368 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:52,179 That is more disturbing 369 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,029 than any porn I've ever seen. 370 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,974 You said you wouldn't judge. 371 00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:58,521 Oh! Online dating sucks. 372 00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:01,372 It's full of guys who Photoshop hair on their heads 373 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:04,090 and crop out their man boobs. 374 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,970 You want to meet men? I'm taking you to a bar. 375 00:17:06,971 --> 00:17:09,405 A bar? Oh, I don't know. 376 00:17:09,406 --> 00:17:12,449 It's been 25 years since I tried to pick up a guy. 377 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:15,996 Well, with me as your wingwoman, you can have any man you want. 378 00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,330 Friday okay? 379 00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:19,131 I thought you had a date with Ben. 380 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:21,874 Mm. He canceled. Again. 381 00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:24,791 Some stupid real estate development for the poor. 382 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,723 Bastard. 383 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,480 Well, his loss. 384 00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,093 If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, 385 00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:31,064 I will find someone who does. 386 00:17:31,146 --> 00:17:33,736 Oh, and lay off the ice cream. 387 00:17:33,879 --> 00:17:35,650 There's no Photoshop in real life. 388 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:48,551 Morning. What's for breakfast? 389 00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:52,018 Eggs. I was gonna make bacon, but it seemed a little risky. 390 00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:57,650 Susan, you get upset if I take my socks off in the kitchen. 391 00:17:57,717 --> 00:18:00,491 What's going on? 392 00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:04,286 Andre feels "until we shed our inhibitions, 393 00:18:04,372 --> 00:18:07,173 our art will be only superficial." 394 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,337 Anyway, 395 00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:13,959 for our next class, we have to paint in the nude. 396 00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:17,225 So I'm trying to get used to it. 397 00:18:17,382 --> 00:18:20,594 And I want to prove to him that I can be a real artist. 398 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:24,459 Wow, that guy is good. 399 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:27,800 He gets to see a bunch of coeds naked and call it work. 400 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,228 Oh, honey, I'm kidding. 401 00:18:33,274 --> 00:18:35,783 No, I can't do it. 402 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,752 I'm not a naked person. 403 00:18:39,230 --> 00:18:41,658 Maybe I'm not a real artist either. 404 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,726 - Susan. - No, I mean it. 405 00:18:43,778 --> 00:18:46,075 Andre doesn't like any of my work. 406 00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:50,447 I'm not serious like the other students. 407 00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:52,507 I think I'm just gonna quit the class. 408 00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:56,166 Quit? But this class has been really good for you. 409 00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:58,157 It seems like it was pulling you 410 00:18:58,251 --> 00:18:59,998 out of that dark place you've been in. 411 00:19:00,087 --> 00:19:01,701 You think so? 412 00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:05,294 Yeah, and I feel like I'm getting my old Susie back. 413 00:19:05,348 --> 00:19:08,087 Besides, this guy sounds like a jackass. 414 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,347 Don't let him win. 415 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,410 You're right. 416 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:15,096 I am a serious artist. 417 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,780 I just need to get used to people seeing me naked. 418 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,610 Susan! It's Lee. You home? 419 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:24,023 Perfect. My best gay. 420 00:19:24,106 --> 00:19:26,869 Who better to practice on? 421 00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:29,108 Good morning, Lee. 422 00:19:29,161 --> 00:19:30,993 This is Bob's... mother of God! 423 00:19:31,143 --> 00:19:32,579 Ohh! 424 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,214 Gay marriage doesn't seem so freaky now, does it? 425 00:19:43,627 --> 00:19:46,680 Looks like my tuscan bean with parmesan crostini is a hit. 426 00:19:46,682 --> 00:19:49,510 Yeah, it is, but I think you're starting 427 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:52,601 to attract the wrong sort of crowd. 428 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:59,634 Excuse me, but, uh, you don't exactly look homeless to me. 429 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,948 Yeah, I-I'm homeless. 430 00:20:02,024 --> 00:20:05,043 And yet you have a $2,000 laptop? 431 00:20:05,045 --> 00:20:07,572 But I live ithe box it came in? 432 00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:09,702 Okay, I-I'm a college student. 433 00:20:09,728 --> 00:20:11,767 But my parents did stop talking to me 434 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:14,868 when I switched from pre-med to creative writing. 435 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,827 Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave. 436 00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:20,939 Too bad. I just gave you mad props on my blog. 437 00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:22,030 Is that a good thing? 438 00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:24,887 Yeah. 439 00:20:24,964 --> 00:20:26,538 "Homey but refined, 440 00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,010 "Bree Van de Camp's tuscan bean soup 441 00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:31,192 is a revelation in a bowl." 442 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,006 Revelation, you say? 443 00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:35,450 Uh-huh. And it's already been "liked" on Facebook 444 00:20:35,452 --> 00:20:38,541 and retweeted 200 times... 445 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,397 Which is also a good thing. 446 00:20:40,436 --> 00:20:41,595 Oh. 447 00:20:41,669 --> 00:20:43,248 But hey, if I gotta go... 448 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:44,774 Hold on. 449 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:48,503 I can't let a talented near-orphan like you go hungry. 450 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,579 Let me get you a refill. 451 00:20:50,674 --> 00:20:54,753 Oh, and it's "Van de Kamp"... With a "k." 452 00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:01,240 Hey, Mike. Need a hand? 453 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,416 No, I'm okay. 454 00:21:06,239 --> 00:21:07,922 Uh, Susan around? 455 00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,118 Uh, she's at her painting class. 456 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,446 Okay. 457 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,914 I'll... stop by later. 458 00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:17,314 I don't think that's a good idea. 459 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,595 You need to say something to me, Mike? 460 00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:24,200 Yeah, I do. 461 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,093 If things were different, 462 00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,990 if it had been me that killed somebody, 463 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,739 and your wife walked in, 464 00:21:29,775 --> 00:21:31,815 I'd have gone to the cops and turned myself in. 465 00:21:31,817 --> 00:21:34,209 I wouldn't have dragged Gaby into it. 466 00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:37,823 There's a lot I would've done differently about that night 467 00:21:37,824 --> 00:21:38,756 if I could. 468 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,354 Yeah, well, you can't. 469 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:44,222 But here's what you can do... you can leave Susan alone. 470 00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:48,231 Just let her find a way to deal with what you put her through. 471 00:21:48,301 --> 00:21:50,878 It just really helps 472 00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:52,517 to talk to her. 473 00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:58,200 But it doesn't help her. 474 00:22:00,309 --> 00:22:01,984 Then... 475 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,149 I won't do it anymore. 476 00:22:06,551 --> 00:22:07,938 Yeah. 477 00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:29,867 Remember, technique is a crutch. 478 00:22:29,954 --> 00:22:31,413 Learn it and throw it away. 479 00:22:31,488 --> 00:22:33,695 That way you can begin to find your own voice 480 00:22:33,906 --> 00:22:35,584 and that's what that... 481 00:22:44,287 --> 00:22:46,215 Oh, my God. 482 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:47,678 Oh! 483 00:22:49,558 --> 00:22:51,915 Taking casual Friday a bit to the extreme, 484 00:22:51,981 --> 00:22:54,158 aren't we, Ms. Delfino? 485 00:22:54,368 --> 00:22:56,510 Isn't this the day we were... 486 00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:58,227 Aren't we all supposed to be... 487 00:22:58,229 --> 00:23:01,490 The school put the kibosh on my little artistic experiment. 488 00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:02,994 It was all there in the e-mail. 489 00:23:03,061 --> 00:23:04,562 What e-mail? 490 00:23:04,604 --> 00:23:06,492 The one you obviously didn't open. 491 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,785 Maybe you didn't send me one. 492 00:23:09,909 --> 00:23:11,734 Why would I do that? 493 00:23:11,829 --> 00:23:13,386 To humiliate me. 494 00:23:13,388 --> 00:23:16,078 To punish me for laughing. 495 00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:20,896 You have singled me out since day one. 496 00:23:20,962 --> 00:23:23,345 Why not try to make a fool of me? 497 00:23:26,057 --> 00:23:28,559 Because in the vast landscape of my interior life, 498 00:23:28,756 --> 00:23:31,923 you're merely a dust speck. 499 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:34,150 Now get dressed and sit down. 500 00:23:34,295 --> 00:23:36,751 No. 501 00:23:36,802 --> 00:23:40,075 I signed up for this class to learn something, 502 00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:42,769 not to be a punching bag 503 00:23:42,861 --> 00:23:44,821 for an egomaniac 504 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,148 with a paintbrush! 505 00:23:47,234 --> 00:23:48,827 I quit! 506 00:24:06,429 --> 00:24:09,324 Hello and welcome to our soup kitchen. 507 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:11,287 I hope you're hungry, because I have prepared 508 00:24:11,336 --> 00:24:13,569 a hearty Italian wedding soup today. 509 00:24:13,628 --> 00:24:16,293 Donnie, two. 510 00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:25,592 Reverend Sykes. What a nice surprise! 511 00:24:25,646 --> 00:24:27,411 That's quite a crowd out front. 512 00:24:27,413 --> 00:24:29,104 I practically had to fight my way in. 513 00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:30,851 Well, ever since I took over the kitchen, 514 00:24:30,940 --> 00:24:32,026 we've been jam-packed. 515 00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:34,665 Thank you so much for suggesting I get involved. 516 00:24:34,899 --> 00:24:39,744 I have never felt more needed or important in my whole life. 517 00:24:39,818 --> 00:24:43,509 The intention of charity is not to make us feel important. 518 00:24:43,511 --> 00:24:45,417 Of course not. It's to help people. 519 00:24:45,491 --> 00:24:47,253 Feeling important's just a bonus. 520 00:24:48,329 --> 00:24:49,797 So what brings you by? 521 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:52,294 I was hoping you could tell me 522 00:24:52,296 --> 00:24:55,160 where a homeless person could get a hot meal. 523 00:24:55,313 --> 00:24:57,992 Well, right here, of course. 524 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,939 No, Bree. 525 00:25:00,162 --> 00:25:01,970 Ever since you've turned this soup kitchen 526 00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:03,510 into a bisque kitchen, 527 00:25:03,606 --> 00:25:05,566 the homeless don't feel comfortable here. 528 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:08,847 Why? I was just trying to make this place special. 529 00:25:09,062 --> 00:25:12,420 It was already special. It was home for them, 530 00:25:12,565 --> 00:25:14,857 until you took that away. 531 00:25:26,918 --> 00:25:28,461 Excuse me. 532 00:25:32,623 --> 00:25:35,033 I'm sorry, but you're gonna need to leave. 533 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,495 Hey, we're still eating. 534 00:25:36,552 --> 00:25:38,772 Well, then go eat somewhere else. 535 00:25:38,774 --> 00:25:40,759 You certainly look like you can afford to. 536 00:25:40,838 --> 00:25:42,816 Whoa. Where's the attitude coming from? 537 00:25:42,882 --> 00:25:44,820 We made is place a success. 538 00:25:44,883 --> 00:25:47,984 No. This place is supposed to feed homeless people. 539 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,809 It's a dismal failure. 540 00:25:51,762 --> 00:25:53,991 This food isn't for you. It's for the hungry and the poor... 541 00:25:54,062 --> 00:25:57,086 the people we walk past every day. 542 00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:59,013 Everyone deserves to have a place, 543 00:25:59,172 --> 00:26:02,078 and this place was theirs until I made it mine. 544 00:26:02,121 --> 00:26:07,044 So please, pack up your laptops and your smartphones and go. 545 00:26:07,253 --> 00:26:09,165 Please go. 546 00:26:14,502 --> 00:26:17,520 Ben, I'm sorry. I have made a terrible mess of things. 547 00:26:17,587 --> 00:26:19,010 Don't worry about it. 548 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:22,362 You think you can make a speech that good again tomorrow? 549 00:26:22,427 --> 00:26:24,293 Speech? 550 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:26,914 You're gonna help me push that low-income housing project 551 00:26:26,983 --> 00:26:28,598 through city council. 552 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,868 This is where you live, huh? 553 00:26:38,941 --> 00:26:40,668 Norman Rockwell would walk down this street 554 00:26:40,916 --> 00:26:43,137 and say, "a little much." 555 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,957 Can I come in? 556 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:47,374 Of course. How else are you gonna make fun 557 00:26:47,441 --> 00:26:49,282 of the inside of my house? 558 00:26:49,378 --> 00:26:51,962 By the way, I, uh, checked my e-mail, 559 00:26:51,998 --> 00:26:54,794 and, uh, you never sent me one. 560 00:26:54,876 --> 00:26:56,712 Did you check your campus e-mail? 561 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,608 I have a campus e-mail? 562 00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:01,632 Okay, I'm gonna make this brief, 563 00:27:01,727 --> 00:27:03,839 mainly because I've got a dinner engagement 564 00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:06,669 with someone infinitely more interesting than you. 565 00:27:06,769 --> 00:27:08,101 Wow. 566 00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:10,608 Climb down from your cross and come back to my class. 567 00:27:10,827 --> 00:27:13,927 Why? So you can abuse me more? 568 00:27:13,992 --> 00:27:16,650 Yes, I will abuse you and scream at you, 569 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:18,920 make you paint in the nude and do anything else 570 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:21,698 I have to do to get you to stop being so scared. 571 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,250 I'm not scared. 572 00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:26,738 I showed up at your class naked. 573 00:27:26,881 --> 00:27:28,928 Then you ran away. 574 00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:31,535 It seems to me you do a lot of running away 575 00:27:31,624 --> 00:27:33,658 and nervous giggling. 576 00:27:33,697 --> 00:27:34,881 Mm. 577 00:27:34,956 --> 00:27:37,750 You act like someone who's... 578 00:27:39,202 --> 00:27:40,221 What? 579 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,955 You're hiding something, 580 00:27:43,025 --> 00:27:44,732 and I'm gonna pull it out of you, 581 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:47,738 and when that happens, there is a chance... 582 00:27:47,902 --> 00:27:51,481 the remotest, slimmest wisp of a chance... 583 00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:53,960 that you might actually become an artist. 584 00:27:54,025 --> 00:27:56,895 Oh, God. Is this the part where you tell me 585 00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,787 that the reason you're being so hard on me 586 00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:03,303 is because I'm the only one in the class with potential. 587 00:28:03,811 --> 00:28:05,511 No. 588 00:28:05,664 --> 00:28:09,260 Amy Yamata's the only one in the class with potential. 589 00:28:09,406 --> 00:28:13,303 You're a bizarre car crash that somehow fascinates me. 590 00:28:13,305 --> 00:28:15,494 Thank you? 591 00:28:15,564 --> 00:28:17,032 Now if you'll excuse me, 592 00:28:17,034 --> 00:28:18,915 this is about as long as I can spend 593 00:28:18,917 --> 00:28:21,247 in a room decorated with ceramic elephants. 594 00:28:34,749 --> 00:28:38,404 Hi, ladies. Someone wanna help me with these flowers? 595 00:28:38,406 --> 00:28:41,695 Okay, no worries. I got it. 596 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:52,341 What have you guys been doing? 597 00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:54,428 People are gonna be here in two hours. Nothing's been set up. 598 00:28:54,491 --> 00:28:58,039 Well, I'm just so relaxed from that massage. 599 00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,573 I'd hate to lift something and tense up again. 600 00:29:00,626 --> 00:29:03,194 Yeah, and... and Ping worked so hard on these nails. 601 00:29:03,195 --> 00:29:05,580 I would hate to chip them. 602 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,332 And I... can't think of anything witty to say 603 00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:12,386 about my fabulous new 'do, but I'm not doing squat either. 604 00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:14,737 Why are you doing this to me? 605 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:17,390 I went out of my way to help you people. 606 00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:19,350 Oh, my God, you are so out of touch. 607 00:29:19,352 --> 00:29:21,392 Do you really think a hot stone massage 608 00:29:21,449 --> 00:29:23,004 is gonna solve my problems? 609 00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:26,644 You don't understand the kinds of things real people deal with. 610 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,621 You live in this perfect little fairy tale. 611 00:29:28,697 --> 00:29:30,858 Fine. I don't need your help. 612 00:29:30,921 --> 00:29:33,922 I have two hours and a very capable husband. 613 00:29:34,011 --> 00:29:36,917 This event is going off without a hitch. 614 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:39,556 Oh, and one more thing. 615 00:29:43,034 --> 00:29:44,537 Hello? 616 00:29:44,587 --> 00:29:46,004 Honey, sorry to bother you at work, 617 00:29:46,057 --> 00:29:47,321 but this is an emergency. 618 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,079 Whoa. What's going on? 619 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:50,640 I need you to meet me at the school. 620 00:29:50,717 --> 00:29:52,387 These P.T.A. Beeyotches... 621 00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:53,728 yeah, I'm talking to you, Cindy... 622 00:29:53,774 --> 00:29:55,729 Are refusing to help me. 623 00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:57,456 I need an extra pair of hands. 624 00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:59,869 Sure. I'll be... be right there. 625 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:02,259 Ha! He's on his way. 626 00:30:02,329 --> 00:30:05,161 Thanks. You're a lifesaver. 627 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,086 Wow. When I pictured this in my head, 628 00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:30,421 I wasn't as old as all the other people... 629 00:30:30,477 --> 00:30:31,762 Combined. 630 00:30:31,802 --> 00:30:34,551 Uh, two martinis, dirty. 631 00:30:34,603 --> 00:30:37,158 Oh, wait. That's me. 632 00:30:38,894 --> 00:30:40,874 Feel free to use that if you want. 633 00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:43,394 Maybe I will... at home, 'cause that's where I'm going. 634 00:30:43,444 --> 00:30:45,113 Oh, relax. 635 00:30:45,203 --> 00:30:46,905 Look at this place like a candy store. 636 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,439 You just have to figure out what you're in the mood for. 637 00:30:49,486 --> 00:30:52,079 Obviously, something with nuts. 638 00:30:52,121 --> 00:30:54,334 I thought I was done with this. 639 00:30:54,412 --> 00:30:57,725 I dated, I combed through all the losers, 640 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,112 and I finally found a guy, 641 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:02,613 someone who was smart and made me laugh. 642 00:31:02,672 --> 00:31:05,570 And now to be back here, at my age, 643 00:31:05,633 --> 00:31:09,347 doing it all over again, it's depressing. 644 00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:13,729 Oh, my God. You're right. 645 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,675 What? 646 00:31:15,726 --> 00:31:18,120 - It is depressing. - Renee. 647 00:31:18,121 --> 00:31:20,106 What am I doing in hell's candy store? 648 00:31:20,107 --> 00:31:23,057 I have a guy. He's smart and he makes me laugh. 649 00:31:23,058 --> 00:31:25,321 I thought you said Ben works too much. 650 00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:28,654 Oh, he's passionate about his job, but he's a 10. 651 00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:31,989 You add up every guy in this place and you get a 6. 652 00:31:35,373 --> 00:31:39,083 But you stay. There's definitely somebody here for you. 653 00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:45,348 Orange cable... 654 00:31:45,423 --> 00:31:49,046 Goes around here... 655 00:31:49,138 --> 00:31:51,085 This one goes here. 656 00:31:51,087 --> 00:31:53,481 Ha! And... Presto! 657 00:31:53,518 --> 00:31:55,059 Oh! 658 00:31:56,194 --> 00:31:57,550 Ow. 659 00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:00,789 So is "presto" Spanish for "cover your ears"? 660 00:32:02,683 --> 00:32:04,184 That's hilarious, Cindy. 661 00:32:04,197 --> 00:32:05,244 You know, you should've been a comic 662 00:32:05,326 --> 00:32:07,148 instead of a pint-sized pain in my ass! 663 00:32:07,197 --> 00:32:09,693 Oh, it's getting late. 664 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:11,541 Looks like your perfect husband 665 00:32:11,543 --> 00:32:14,425 isn't gonna be here to bail you out. 666 00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:20,792 Aha! Look who's here. 667 00:32:20,859 --> 00:32:22,704 There's my hero! 668 00:32:22,999 --> 00:32:24,469 Now hurry up. We need to get cracking here. 669 00:32:24,529 --> 00:32:28,031 Hey, what are you doing? 670 00:32:30,676 --> 00:32:33,303 Carlos. 671 00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:35,815 Hey, Gaby. 672 00:32:38,614 --> 00:32:41,499 Carlos, you can't be here like this. You've gotta go. 673 00:32:41,571 --> 00:32:43,152 No, no, no. Gonna help, okay? 674 00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:45,627 No. Please. You need to leave. 675 00:32:45,693 --> 00:32:47,518 No, I'm gonna help, okay? Gonna help. 676 00:32:47,585 --> 00:32:49,523 No, honey. You have to leave, please. 677 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:51,559 Hang on. Hang on. 678 00:32:51,622 --> 00:32:52,913 Whew! 679 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:06,096 Rachel, get the soundboard set up. 680 00:33:06,177 --> 00:33:09,891 Melissa, Megan, start putting out the food. 681 00:33:09,952 --> 00:33:11,754 Melissa, now. 682 00:33:15,631 --> 00:33:17,309 It's okay, Gaby. 683 00:33:17,385 --> 00:33:19,597 We got it. 684 00:33:19,805 --> 00:33:23,141 I don't know what to say. 685 00:33:23,238 --> 00:33:26,233 Just take care of your husband. 686 00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:32,981 Hello. 687 00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:35,405 I'm Phil, and you're beautiful. 688 00:33:35,457 --> 00:33:37,626 You're just saying that. 689 00:33:37,654 --> 00:33:39,417 But I'll take it. 690 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:41,840 God knows it took me long enough to get ready tonight. 691 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,324 I even had to pay the sitter to come early. 692 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,464 Sitter? So you have kids? 693 00:33:46,621 --> 00:33:47,638 Yeah. 694 00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:49,980 Five. Five kids. 695 00:33:50,054 --> 00:33:52,216 Wow. That sounds like a lot. 696 00:33:52,372 --> 00:33:54,605 I actually have a husband, too, but we're separated, 697 00:33:54,651 --> 00:33:57,059 and we're seeing other people. Or he is, and I'm trying to. 698 00:33:57,127 --> 00:33:59,122 Not that I'm doing it to retaliate, it's just that... 699 00:33:59,175 --> 00:34:01,566 wow. I can't seem to stop talking. 700 00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:04,161 Maybe you could say something now. 701 00:34:04,229 --> 00:34:05,650 Bye. 702 00:34:07,134 --> 00:34:09,273 Bye-bye. 703 00:34:13,938 --> 00:34:17,088 Crowd's a little light tonight, don't you think? 704 00:34:18,781 --> 00:34:21,891 Can I buy you a drink or are you already lit? 705 00:34:23,466 --> 00:34:26,049 Oh, come on. I'll let you play with my tie. 706 00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,410 Here's the remote. 707 00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:39,942 Don't I know you from somewhere? 708 00:34:40,003 --> 00:34:42,312 Okay. Not the most original line, 709 00:34:42,362 --> 00:34:46,221 but you're cute, so... Lynette. 710 00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:48,984 Right. Right. You're Porter and Preston's mom. 711 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:50,356 Oh, God. 712 00:34:50,442 --> 00:34:52,488 Mrs. Scavo was the coolest mom. 713 00:34:52,555 --> 00:34:54,161 She used to make us grilled cheese 714 00:34:54,223 --> 00:34:57,624 in the shape of dinosaurs. So what are you doing here? 715 00:34:57,694 --> 00:35:01,125 I have no idea. 716 00:35:08,224 --> 00:35:09,798 Here you go. 717 00:35:09,866 --> 00:35:11,757 It's probably the only set of keys with a purple lanyard. 718 00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:14,092 My kid made it at camp. 719 00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:17,475 Look, I'm wearing something called skinny jeans, 720 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,046 which are very painful 721 00:35:19,114 --> 00:35:21,156 because I don't have something called skinny legs, 722 00:35:21,229 --> 00:35:23,389 so I just wanna go home and peel them off. Do you mind? 723 00:35:23,478 --> 00:35:26,528 No, not at all. I just... I don't... I don't work here. 724 00:35:26,530 --> 00:35:27,882 Oh. 725 00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:30,260 Oh, God. I'm sorry. You're not the valet. 726 00:35:30,514 --> 00:35:33,104 I knew this vest was a bad idea, 727 00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:35,564 but the gay guy in my office told me they're back. 728 00:35:35,618 --> 00:35:38,575 No, the vest is great. 729 00:35:38,624 --> 00:35:39,608 I have it in navy. 730 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:43,160 It's just... I haven't been out in so long, 731 00:35:43,234 --> 00:35:45,076 I figured I'd try to mix things up. 732 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,052 You haven't been out in so long? 733 00:35:47,089 --> 00:35:48,801 Last time I was at a bar like this, 734 00:35:48,803 --> 00:35:50,420 beeper numbers were exchanged. 735 00:35:50,517 --> 00:35:53,261 I didn't even know they banned smoking in bars. 736 00:35:53,341 --> 00:35:56,077 And how did the good, old, reliable Martini lose its job? 737 00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:59,481 Apple? Cherry? Watermelon? Those are slushie flavors. 738 00:36:01,399 --> 00:36:02,683 I'm Lynette. 739 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:04,307 Scott. 740 00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:06,385 By the way, not that it's a competition, 741 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,594 but I have two lanyards on my keychain. 742 00:36:08,641 --> 00:36:10,358 They're pink. 743 00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:11,863 - Daughters? - Yes. 744 00:36:11,935 --> 00:36:13,034 Divorce? 745 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,592 No, thanks. I already had one. 746 00:36:14,645 --> 00:36:16,363 You? 747 00:36:16,437 --> 00:36:18,787 Uh, separated. 748 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:25,623 Hey. Um... 749 00:36:25,711 --> 00:36:29,079 Listen, this is the first decent conversation I've had all night. 750 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,846 What do you say we go back inside and continue it? 751 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,743 I say... 752 00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:38,841 Pomegranatinis are on me. 753 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,555 All right. That was easy. 754 00:36:40,619 --> 00:36:42,340 You calling me easy? 755 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:44,128 Not yet. 756 00:36:49,601 --> 00:36:50,930 Um, please. 757 00:36:51,002 --> 00:36:52,431 Ah. 758 00:36:52,507 --> 00:36:55,184 Uh, can I get you something to drink? 759 00:36:55,276 --> 00:36:57,503 I have, uh, vodka. 760 00:36:57,563 --> 00:37:00,141 I have milk. I have chocolate milk. 761 00:37:00,187 --> 00:37:01,837 I have juice boxes. 762 00:37:01,899 --> 00:37:04,948 Having kids has really ruined my game, huh? 763 00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:06,729 Vodka and chocolate milk... 764 00:37:06,785 --> 00:37:09,529 that's exactly what I give my baby to calm her down. 765 00:37:12,162 --> 00:37:13,494 Cheers. 766 00:37:13,544 --> 00:37:14,981 Cheers. 767 00:37:28,374 --> 00:37:29,847 Now what do we do? 768 00:37:31,484 --> 00:37:33,847 I'd put on some music, but my ex got all my cds. 769 00:37:33,895 --> 00:37:35,862 Mm. 770 00:37:36,007 --> 00:37:39,094 I could turn on a black light, but I'm not 16. 771 00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:41,720 Maybe I could light some candles, 772 00:37:41,772 --> 00:37:45,214 but that seems like kind of an obvious move, right? 773 00:37:46,448 --> 00:37:48,483 Not as obvious as this. 774 00:37:54,328 --> 00:37:56,716 Maybe obvious isn't so bad. 775 00:37:59,562 --> 00:38:00,700 Ohh. 776 00:38:00,757 --> 00:38:02,575 Oh, wow! 777 00:38:02,617 --> 00:38:04,234 - No? - No. Oh, no, it's good. 778 00:38:04,235 --> 00:38:05,527 It's good. Keep going. 779 00:38:05,528 --> 00:38:06,733 Mmm. Mmm. 780 00:38:08,294 --> 00:38:10,764 I have another room that I would love to show you. 781 00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:12,694 Really? 782 00:38:12,761 --> 00:38:14,176 Uh-huh. 783 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,565 You're getting... better at this. 784 00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:18,045 Mmm. 785 00:38:29,315 --> 00:38:31,329 Ow. 786 00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:35,102 Oh! Hang on. Hang on. 787 00:38:35,156 --> 00:38:37,619 Shoot! 788 00:38:37,703 --> 00:38:40,406 Oh. Right here? 789 00:38:40,478 --> 00:38:41,541 Okay. 790 00:38:41,609 --> 00:38:44,215 No, I... dropped something. 791 00:38:44,286 --> 00:38:45,918 Oh. Can I help? 792 00:38:45,969 --> 00:38:48,794 My ring fell off. You had to have shag carpeting, huh? 793 00:38:48,888 --> 00:38:51,637 Ugh. That gay guy at my office said shag was back. 794 00:38:51,675 --> 00:38:55,301 Really need to start getting my style tips from someone else. 795 00:38:55,462 --> 00:38:57,347 Damn it. Where is it? 796 00:38:57,434 --> 00:38:59,124 This rug... it swallows everything. 797 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,637 There used to be an end table here and... 798 00:39:00,678 --> 00:39:02,397 Oh, my God! Please don't be funny right now. 799 00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:06,241 Wait. Wait. Wait. 800 00:39:06,296 --> 00:39:08,134 Here it is. 801 00:39:08,188 --> 00:39:10,532 Oh. 802 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,995 Thank you. 803 00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:18,106 So, uh, where were we? 804 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,126 I'm sorry. I can't. 805 00:39:30,170 --> 00:39:33,714 You're a really great guy. 806 00:39:33,812 --> 00:39:36,849 You're nice and you're funny and... 807 00:39:36,897 --> 00:39:39,136 Whatever you were doing... 808 00:39:39,205 --> 00:39:41,717 To... to my neck was really working for me, 809 00:39:41,784 --> 00:39:44,180 but the idea of walking 10 feet into your bedroom 810 00:39:44,270 --> 00:39:47,621 is about the scariest thing I can think of right now. 811 00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:52,900 Okay. 812 00:39:54,743 --> 00:39:56,332 I'm... 813 00:39:56,388 --> 00:39:59,539 Hoping to work things out with my husband, 814 00:39:59,703 --> 00:40:01,209 and I guess I just... 815 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,695 I get it. 816 00:40:02,755 --> 00:40:05,005 You're not there yet. 817 00:40:06,225 --> 00:40:07,982 I'm not. 818 00:40:15,471 --> 00:40:17,691 Well, I think I should go. 819 00:40:17,758 --> 00:40:19,201 Come on. 820 00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:30,731 Bye. 821 00:40:32,105 --> 00:40:34,433 I understand your hesitation. 822 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:37,553 I am one of those people with a manicured lawn 823 00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:39,727 who would object 824 00:40:39,777 --> 00:40:42,758 when a proposal like this threatens her community. 825 00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:44,007 But my eyes have been opened, 826 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,785 and I will personally go door-to-door 827 00:40:46,874 --> 00:40:50,916 to help other people see how essential this project is, 828 00:40:51,002 --> 00:40:55,817 so that where we live can truly be called a community. 829 00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:07,560 You were amazing. 830 00:41:07,614 --> 00:41:09,334 Well, I meant every word. 831 00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:11,664 I want to help you any way I can. 832 00:41:11,726 --> 00:41:13,449 Great. Well, uh, first thing tomorrow, 833 00:41:13,492 --> 00:41:15,264 I'll take you out to see the construction site. 834 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,439 Yes, we may think we're all destined 835 00:41:20,483 --> 00:41:24,070 to play certain roles. 836 00:41:24,131 --> 00:41:29,487 But sometimes those roles can unexpectedly change. 837 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:34,888 A nervous student may discover a hidden confidence. 838 00:41:35,132 --> 00:41:41,383 A longtime wife may confront a harsh new reality. 839 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,629 A busy mother 840 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:47,637 may find her attention is needed elsewhere. 841 00:41:47,945 --> 00:41:52,547 And a woman who wanted to do a little bit of good 842 00:41:52,632 --> 00:41:55,723 may find herself playing a much bigger role 843 00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:58,843 than she intended. 844 00:41:58,886 --> 00:42:02,231 I was searching and searching for the perfect spot, 845 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:04,114 and then I found it... 846 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:06,051 Chapman woods. 847 00:42:06,139 --> 00:42:07,914 Have you ever been here before? 848 00:42:16,413 --> 00:42:17,697 Once. 849 00:42:17,748 --> 00:42:21,131 Well, they're finally gonna break ground on Tuesday, 850 00:42:21,209 --> 00:42:22,805 and it's all thanks to you. 851 00:42:23,039 --> 00:42:27,307 Glad I could help.