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Gossip Girl here...
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Your one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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I'm looking for an Ivy Dickens.
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This is... she?
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I figured as much.
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Serena's aunt Carol Rhodes
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paid me to impersonate
her daughter Charlie.
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When these people realize
you're not one of them,
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they're gonna destroy you.
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What do you want?
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I wanna introduce you
to your new colleague.
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Hi.
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If they're really your friends,
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they'll be happy to
see your star rise
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when everybody learns
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that "Anonymous" is
actually Daniel Humphrey.
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And it is based on you,
sort of, all of you.
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Can you believe what
he wrote about me?
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I can tell you from experience
everyone loves a villain.
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I gave up my career to raise
you and I never regretted it
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until I read what you
really think about me.
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Personally,
I thought you'd be more annoyed
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at being conflated with Eric.
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Nate is...
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Furious? Yeah, because I am.
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And I'm more furious!
He wrote that we had sex!
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I want this book,
and you're going to get it for me.
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So whatever you did to Dan Humphrey,
undo it.
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And who am I?
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That's a secret I'll never tell.
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You know you love me.
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Gossip Girl.
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On the Upper East Side,
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it's not what you say
that determines who you are.
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It's what you do...
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I hope they take it well.
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Nothing matters more than our child
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being born into a big, happy family.
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Or trying to close a deal...
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Hey, Jane.
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Did you lock up the film
option for Dan's book yet?
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No, I just finished reading it,
unfortunately.
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Need I remind you,
this is your chance to make up
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for blowing
the Daniel Day-Lewis deal?
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No reminder necessary.
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I'm on it.
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Or firing the first shot.
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The site goes live in 20!
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Oh, Princess Sophie!
Beatrice, welcome.
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It's so lovely to see you both again.
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We couldn't be happier.
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Cyrus, you are still a hugger,
I hope?
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Is a northern spotted
owl still a predator?
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Okay.
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Okay. Uh, Blair and Louis
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will be coming down for
their big announcement any moment.
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This is so mysterious and exciting.
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Well, whatever it is,
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I'm just so thrilled
that it's happening on Yom Kippur,
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and I hope the two of you will
stay to break the fast with us.
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As I recall,
you're quite fond of smoked salmon.
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I am, and we would love to.
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So?
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Alors, la nouvelle ?
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We're gonna have a baby.
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- A baby? You're still in college!
- Mother.
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- How wonderful!
- Wonderful?
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It's... wh... a wonderful surprise.
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Uh. What is the record for the
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youngest grandmother
on the Upper East Side?
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Cyrus, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to
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make it to sundown without eating.
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I am thrilled without reservation...
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As long as the baby is born
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after you are married, of course.
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The last thing this family
needs is another bastard.
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Oh!
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Oh, my.
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Ah!
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Thank you for keeping my secret.
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What are sisters for?
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Mm.
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Oh, Serena,
can you stay for the celebration?
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The bun in the oven is a big hit.
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I would love to,
but I have to get to work.
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Looks like you have plenty
of people to celebrate with,
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and you can tell me about it after.
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Or I'll just read about it.
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Oh! Don't you look great?
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Are you excited about
your first day of work?
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I am. Wasn't exactly
the job I was looking for,
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but when it fell into my lap,
I couldn't say no.
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I really don't wanna
disappointment my boss.
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Well, I'm sure you won't.
I'll make dinner tonight,
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and we can hear all
about your first day.
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You don't want to go to
the breakfast at the Waldorfs?
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Mm, not really in the mood.
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Oh, isn't that ironic?
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The state lifts my house arrest,
and you lock yourself up.
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Well, wish me luck.
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See you tonight.
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Is that Dan again?
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You know, the only way you're
gonna get out of this funk
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is to sit down and listen
to what he has to say.
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I'm not ready yet.
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I have to say, when you asked me
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where you could buy
vintage magazines,
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this isn't what I thought
you were talking about.
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J.F.K. Jr. took a lot of
crap by not passing the bar,
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but he redeemed himself
by becoming an editor.
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I'm just trying to
figure out how he did it.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Victor said you were here.
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I brought something
for you and monkey.
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Well, I better go before
I'm late for work.
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Nate, don't you think
it's time to let it go
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so we can just be friends again?
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Only a whole person could answer
that question now, couldn't they?
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I'm sorry I made you half
a character in my novel,
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but you've forgiven
people for much worse.
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Well, all right,
have a good day, Chuck.
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Thanks.
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I can think of a few girls
who'd look good in this.
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Humphrey,
I'm feeling like my old self again.
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Me, too, although not in a good way.
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I really thought the days of everyone
turning their backs on me were over.
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Well, at least this time
it's because they hate you
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and not because
they don't know you exist.
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Be patient.
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Soon, your literary
misdeeds will be forgotten.
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Along with all your other powers,
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you can add psychic to the list.
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If Serena can forget,
then maybe my dad will take my call.
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I'll see you later.
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Hey. Hey. Come on, get out of there.
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Get... go on.
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Can't we let them finish?
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I'm quite sure it'll be his loss,
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but, uh,
I have patients to see, so...
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You're a doctor?
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Uh, psychologist, yes.
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This is kismet.
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I've been feeling, shall we say,
out of sorts, recently.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Here.
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"Dr. Eliza Barnes."
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Chuck Bass.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Bass.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Everyone knows the drill.
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As soon as we go live,
expect the phones to blow up.
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It's time.
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It's exciting, isn't it?
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It is.
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Imitation might be
the sincerest form of flattery.
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But stealing is an outright crime,
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and that's what a new
rival has committed
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when cell phones
disappeared and reappeared
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at the Jenny Packham Show.
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Listen, if we launch now,
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everyone will know
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Not necessarily.
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No, it's too big of a risk.
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Abort.
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For the moment.
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And mother will alter
the dress to hide the baby bump.
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Of course I will, dear.
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And Louis and I will fly
back to be close to Dr. Crane
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for the third trimester.
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A honeymoon can wait.
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Bravo. You've got it all figured out.
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Mother, I think we have a problem.
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A baby is never a problem, ma fille.
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I hope you won't try
to stir up trouble
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and ruin this most happy time.
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I'm just trying to protect
our family's history.
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Blair's very controlling.
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She's the one making
the decisions for the wedding.
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She'll do the same with the child.
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Louis knows how important
a grandchild is to me,
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to Monaco.
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He will protect the Royal tradition.
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Yes, but will she?
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I'm really glad you came.
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I'm glad you called.
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- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
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You know,
I think I owe you an apology.
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I may have overreacted about how
you portrayed me in your book.
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Thank you so much.
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I have to admit,
it's been kind of hard.
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Like, my dad and Nate
and Blair still won't talk to me.
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Well, things are looking up then.
One down, three to go?
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Mm. Never thought you'd be the first.
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I am full of surprises.
You know that.
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So... how has it been...
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everything else,
aside from the personal reaction?
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Yeah, it's been
an incredible whirlwind.
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I just wish I could be sharing
it with friends and family.
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Mm.
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And, uh, what's happening with
the film rights to the book?
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I don't know.
I hadn't actually thought about that.
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That would be crazy. A movie.
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Well...
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If you ever decide you
wanna turn it into one,
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my boss Jane would
kill to produce it.
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She read the book and loved it.
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And she's an amazing producer, too.
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Yeah. Wow. I mean, thank you.
That would be, uh...
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I mean, that would be
great if that could happen.
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Yeah.
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Uh, what do you know?
It's my agent calling.
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I have a NY1 interview
I can't be late for,
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but I'm... I'm really glad we're okay.
Can I call you later?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Alessandra.
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Just confirming the NY1 interview.
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Yeah, I'm on my way.
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Listen, I just had breakfast
with my friend Serena,
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who asked about the movie rights,
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and I'd love to give them to her.
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How do we go about doing that?
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Unh-unh. You are not locking
down film rights with somebody
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just because they're your friend.
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Her boss is, uh,
is a big producer, though.
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Uh, Rivington Street Films?
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She did David O. Russell's next film.
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And while that's great,
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a ton of quality people want
the rights to "Inside," Dan.
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You had breakfast with
someone's assistant.
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I have Harvey Weinstein
on the other line.
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Harvey Weinstein? That's...
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Huge. I know. See you soon.
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Hey, Jane,
I swallowed my pride and outrage
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and did what you asked.
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We should have Dan's
book later today.
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And you had me believe
"crazy" was just an act?
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I think you might be suicidal.
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What are you talking about?
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You start work here under,
shall we say, duress.
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And within five minutes,
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there's a catastrophic
leak to my competitor.
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Diana, I swear it wasn't me.
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Since you lie like
most people breathe,
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your oath means very little.
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Now don't forget,
the biggest story I have is you.
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If you don't bring
me something better,
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I'm gonna tell the world
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that you're some failed
wannabe actress called Ivy.
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I'll get you something.
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You just have to give me some time.
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Yom Kippur at the Waldorfs'
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will truly be a "high" holy day,
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00:10:38,893 --> 00:10:41,210
now that Her Royal
Highness Princess Sophie
260
00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:42,780
has jetted in from Monaco
261
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,686
for a bagel and a schmear.
262
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,881
If I were you, I'd have left by now.
263
00:10:51,699 --> 00:10:52,726
What's wrong with her?
264
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,997
It seems I now need some
launch-worthy stories,
265
00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,815
and she's the only
Upper East Sider I have
266
00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,418
prepared to cross
the lines for her career.
267
00:10:58,543 --> 00:11:00,312
Look, I care about my career.
268
00:11:00,437 --> 00:11:01,967
I'll make a name for
myself my own way.
269
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,694
If you want to remake yourself,
270
00:11:03,819 --> 00:11:05,817
you have to do whatever it takes.
271
00:11:06,421 --> 00:11:07,985
Give me something, anything...
272
00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,654
On Blair Waldorf, perhaps?
273
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,294
But she's celebrating Yom Kippur
274
00:11:11,419 --> 00:11:12,678
with her and Louis' families, okay?
275
00:11:12,803 --> 00:11:14,655
I doubt it makes for
riveting journalism.
276
00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:15,944
Hmm...
277
00:11:16,069 --> 00:11:18,011
People unable to eat for 24 hours,
278
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,689
cooped up in an apartment?
279
00:11:20,373 --> 00:11:21,966
Secrets are bound to come out.
280
00:11:22,091 --> 00:11:23,817
Call and get me an introduction.
281
00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:26,695
Are you even Jewish?
282
00:11:26,969 --> 00:11:28,159
I am today.
283
00:11:32,052 --> 00:11:32,969
This interview is key
284
00:11:33,094 --> 00:11:35,212
because it's your first visual
appearance in the media.
285
00:11:35,337 --> 00:11:36,822
You wanna make a strong impression.
286
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,482
Yeah, am I... am I dressed okay?
287
00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:39,879
I mean, I wanna seem respectful
288
00:11:40,045 --> 00:11:41,612
but at the same time,
act like this isn't a huge deal.
289
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,789
Not that it is a huge deal,
'cause, I mean, if it was...
290
00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,223
God, I-I would be, uh,
I would be super nervous,
291
00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,213
and I'm totally not.
Oh, they have grapes.
292
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:51,299
Dan... are you with me?
293
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:52,845
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm with you.
294
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,770
These days, a book needs
as much press as it can get,
295
00:11:54,895 --> 00:11:57,165
no matter how many
glowing reviews there are.
296
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,740
Public television is the last
bastion of the intellectual.
297
00:11:59,865 --> 00:12:02,017
If this goes well,
Charlie rose could be next.
298
00:12:02,142 --> 00:12:03,769
Oh, that's a good tactic...
piling on the pressure
299
00:12:03,894 --> 00:12:05,837
right before your already-prone-
to-nervous-rambling client
300
00:12:05,962 --> 00:12:07,856
goes on live television
for the first time.
301
00:12:09,466 --> 00:12:11,068
This is the perfect platform
to position your book
302
00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:12,942
as next year's best picture.
303
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:15,627
Mention Harvey's interest.
People in Hollywood are sheep.
304
00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:18,159
If someone they respect wants the book,
they all will.
305
00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:20,232
I feel like I should call Serena.
306
00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:20,788
I don't want her to think
307
00:12:20,913 --> 00:12:22,130
I was stringing her
along at breakfast.
308
00:12:22,255 --> 00:12:23,581
Serena knows how the business works,
309
00:12:23,747 --> 00:12:25,436
and it's not like you
signed a contract.
310
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,444
And if she's really your friend,
she'll be happy for you,
311
00:12:27,569 --> 00:12:28,920
no matter who gets the rights.
312
00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:29,916
We're ready.
313
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,193
And let's go sell some books.
314
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,436
Blair, have you thought
about the hospital
315
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:42,017
you plan to deliver the baby in?
316
00:12:42,142 --> 00:12:44,769
Lenox Hill, where I was born,
as was my mother.
317
00:12:46,325 --> 00:12:47,567
And for school?
318
00:12:47,903 --> 00:12:49,560
Well, I've already sent
a copy of the sonogram
319
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,697
along with an application
to Constance/St. Jude's.
320
00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:53,836
Blair received
an exemplary education.
321
00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:58,409
While a New York education may
be adequate for a non-royal,
322
00:12:58,534 --> 00:13:01,634
Grimaldis always attend
boarding school in Switzerland.
323
00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:04,338
Furthermore,
the child must be born in our wing
324
00:13:04,463 --> 00:13:06,890
at the Princess Grace
Hospital Center in Monaco.
325
00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:08,872
You can't seriously expect to dictate
326
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,828
every detail of my grandchild's life.
327
00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:14,650
But this baby is not
just your grandchild.
328
00:13:14,775 --> 00:13:18,096
Blair's life and her family
are here in New York.
329
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:19,772
And Louis' are in Monaco.
330
00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:21,228
Uh, now, ladies.
331
00:13:21,353 --> 00:13:24,049
Maman, Eleanor, enough.
332
00:13:24,174 --> 00:13:26,269
Blair and I will discuss
these issues privately.
333
00:13:26,962 --> 00:13:28,408
Blair, w-what is it?
Are you all right?
334
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:30,097
You'll all have to excuse me.
335
00:13:40,898 --> 00:13:43,662
Mr. Bass. I was just on my way out.
336
00:13:43,787 --> 00:13:44,864
Oh.
337
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:46,747
That's too bad.
338
00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:48,680
You look like you need to talk.
339
00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:49,901
I do.
340
00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:52,449
Yeah, I'll make time.
341
00:13:52,837 --> 00:13:54,255
Thank you.
342
00:13:55,951 --> 00:13:58,319
Would you like me seated or... prone?
343
00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:00,219
It's your choice.
344
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:09,395
So... Mr. Bass,
345
00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:10,858
why are you here?
346
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,064
Well, let's see.
347
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:16,778
I recently emerged from
a period of prolonged numbness.
348
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:19,550
Starting to feel again
physically and emotionally
349
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,657
has made me realize
I need to try new things
350
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:25,287
to prevent a relapse.
351
00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:27,077
- New things?
- Mm.
352
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,849
Give me an example.
353
00:14:30,623 --> 00:14:32,211
I've had sex on...
354
00:14:32,609 --> 00:14:34,262
Almost every conceivable surface,
355
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:37,681
but never a therapist's couch.
356
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,181
So there is that.
357
00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:41,260
I should've guessed
you weren't serious.
358
00:14:43,188 --> 00:14:45,232
I'm sure if you got to
know me a little better,
359
00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,295
you'd see just how serious I am.
360
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,910
It's obvious
that you're deeply troubled,
361
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,448
and I would be more
than happy to help
362
00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:53,767
if you were truly
interested in therapy.
363
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:57,303
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have Yom Kippur services.
364
00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:58,778
Oh.
365
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,668
You're Jewish?
366
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,492
Not that that's any of your business,
but I converted.
367
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:06,420
Well, that's probably a smart move
368
00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:07,811
in your line of work.
369
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:09,549
Good-bye.
370
00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:20,549
Hey.
371
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:22,060
Hey.
372
00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:24,058
Everything okay?
373
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,652
I'm just worried about Rufus.
374
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:27,989
He and Dan are so close.
375
00:15:28,114 --> 00:15:31,602
I just have to figure out a way
to get then to connect again.
376
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,549
You're home early.
377
00:15:33,674 --> 00:15:35,106
We had a rough morning.
378
00:15:35,272 --> 00:15:38,155
My boss is after me to
contribute in a big way.
379
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,030
Got any leads for me?
380
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,628
Well, with my arrest
and Rufus' depression,
381
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:44,960
we haven't been out
enough to know anything.
382
00:15:45,085 --> 00:15:47,493
But you're a very smart girl,
and I have faith in you.
383
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,157
Guess I won't be
needing this hardware
384
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,164
if we're not going to the Waldorfs.
385
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,526
What are those?
386
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,940
Oh, it's an unfortunate story.
387
00:15:59,065 --> 00:16:00,340
My late husband Bart
388
00:16:00,465 --> 00:16:02,526
had his investigator
research our whole family.
389
00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:03,636
It was awful.
390
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:06,485
I meant to transfer them
into the safety deposit box,
391
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:10,525
but since Serena and Charles
broke into it last year...
392
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,689
I think it's safer here.
393
00:16:14,128 --> 00:16:15,062
Good luck.
394
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:26,866
Uh, "Sabrina,"
395
00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:29,616
Dan Humphrey's interview
on NY1 started.
396
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:31,413
He's talking all about the movie.
397
00:16:31,538 --> 00:16:32,638
... Read by anyone but me.
398
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:33,680
And now I understand
399
00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:35,677
"Inside" has caught
Hollywood's attention.
400
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:38,589
Well, there's interest from
major producers, like, uh,
401
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:40,679
like, uh,
Scott Rudin and Harvey Weinstein
402
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:44,216
and, um, Brian Grazer,
but we haven't made any decisions yet.
403
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,218
Is there a director
out there who you...
404
00:16:46,503 --> 00:16:49,956
Hey, S.? I'm sorry to bother you,
but I needed a walk,
405
00:16:50,081 --> 00:16:51,557
and I realized I should
just come to you.
406
00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:52,812
No, I'm glad you did.
407
00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:54,988
I told Jane that I had
the option on Dan's book,
408
00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:57,688
and now it's like we're
not even on his radar.
409
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,085
Can I just...
410
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:01,565
Uh, look,
if I don't get the rights to this,
411
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:02,819
I don't know what will happen.
412
00:17:02,944 --> 00:17:05,410
I really wanna hear about
your working girl woes,
413
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:06,488
but...
414
00:17:06,654 --> 00:17:09,200
I feel like I'm starring
in "Rosemary's Baby."
415
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:12,118
Sophie wants to regulate everything
416
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:13,665
about my child's existence.
417
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,208
She's insisting that I move to Monaco
418
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,693
and leave my whole life here behind.
419
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,000
That sounds horrible.
420
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,920
But can you convince Dan to
put his movie with our company?
421
00:17:21,238 --> 00:17:22,433
W...
422
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,723
are you kidding?
423
00:17:23,971 --> 00:17:25,691
His book is ridiculous and so is he,
424
00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:27,635
and I really need
your help right now.
425
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:31,527
Why are you gossiping when
a deal you're running point on
426
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:33,265
is falling apart on live television?
427
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,462
I'm sorry.
This is Blair, my best friend.
428
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,518
I thought maybe she could help.
429
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,605
This isn't high school.
This is my business.
430
00:17:40,679 --> 00:17:42,850
I told you not to embarrass me.
431
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,644
I have an idea for you.
432
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,876
Quit.
433
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:52,822
Your boss is a bitch.
Let's go get lunch.
434
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,485
My job is important to me, B.
435
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,112
You have six months to
deal with your problem.
436
00:17:56,237 --> 00:17:58,671
I have six minutes to deal with mine.
Good-bye.
437
00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:07,645
Yes.
438
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,822
If everyone else is moving
on with their lives,
439
00:18:09,947 --> 00:18:13,521
then I'm ready to do the same,
all the way to Monaco.
440
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:16,587
You're my family now, Louis,
441
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,874
and I want to be yours.
442
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,089
Tell your mother
443
00:18:21,214 --> 00:18:24,125
that I'm going to be a Grimaldi,
and I intend to live like one.
444
00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:45,267
Well, look who's all grown up.
445
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,576
Doesn't feel that way.
446
00:18:46,964 --> 00:18:47,681
What are you doing here?
447
00:18:47,806 --> 00:18:48,249
I need your help.
448
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:49,717
I mean trying to bed an older woman,
449
00:18:49,842 --> 00:18:51,710
and she's being resistant,
and it's driving me crazy,
450
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,964
which is ironic,
because she's a shrink.
451
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,591
You speak old lady. What's my play?
452
00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:57,153
Mm, doesn't work like that.
453
00:18:57,278 --> 00:18:59,029
Same rules apply regardless of age.
454
00:18:59,154 --> 00:18:59,993
You just have to show that you're
455
00:19:00,118 --> 00:19:01,237
interested in what
matters to the woman
456
00:19:01,362 --> 00:19:02,469
more than you're interested
im the woman's...
457
00:19:02,594 --> 00:19:04,187
- Matters.
- Exactly.
458
00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:06,892
Look, I wish I could be more
help to you, man, but I...
459
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,270
But what? I thought you had the M.I.L.F.
rules hardwired.
460
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:10,756
In the bedroom, yeah.
461
00:19:10,881 --> 00:19:12,337
So what else are we talking about?
462
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:14,176
We're talking about
Serena's Cousin Charlie.
463
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,999
She'll do whatever it takes
to succeed at this job,
464
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,705
and I just... I won't do it.
465
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,445
Diana's not happy with me.
466
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,074
If only you could be me for
a day and I could be you,
467
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:23,939
- we'd both get what we want.
- Yeah.
468
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:25,919
But since we're not in
a Jason Bateman movie,
469
00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:27,623
we have to think of another plan.
470
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,750
If Charlie's crossing lines,
tag along for a while.
471
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,252
See what it takes.
472
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,749
Even j.F.K. Jr. had to walk
in a few sets of footprints
473
00:19:36,874 --> 00:19:38,752
before he found his own path.
474
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:40,492
What are you gonna do?
475
00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:43,492
Take an interest in what
matters to Dr. Barnes.
476
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,904
Shalom.
477
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,532
Where is everybody?
478
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:53,377
Oh, my mother and Beatrice
are in the kitchen,
479
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,707
and your mother
and Cyrus went to Temple.
480
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,985
Did you tell them about my decision?
481
00:19:58,554 --> 00:19:59,278
No.
482
00:20:00,327 --> 00:20:01,780
I felt that we should talk first.
483
00:20:02,415 --> 00:20:04,783
Is moving to Monaco
really what you want?
484
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:08,104
I hope you're not simply
bowing to pressure.
485
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:15,210
Reserve the Grimaldi birthing suite.
486
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:18,255
We're officially a Monegasque family.
487
00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:20,632
I knew you would both
make the right decision.
488
00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:24,143
Thank you.
489
00:20:35,488 --> 00:20:36,609
I love green shrimp.
490
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,528
This is just the fifth
night out of seven
491
00:20:38,653 --> 00:20:40,204
that we've ordered Chinese.
492
00:20:40,329 --> 00:20:40,728
Keep looking.
493
00:20:40,853 --> 00:20:43,271
I'm sure we'll find
something we've never tried.
494
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,697
Okay. Let's see.
495
00:20:45,822 --> 00:20:47,121
What about the Jade Har Gow?
496
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,417
Yeah, the glazed prawns
would be wonderful.
497
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,732
Let's try the squid ink rice noodles.
498
00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:52,659
You're just saying that.
499
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,222
Hey, guys.
500
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:57,044
A bit of unsolicited advice?
501
00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,973
If you were to go to the Waldorfs',
502
00:21:00,098 --> 00:21:02,966
you could avoid having
another Chinese dinner.
503
00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:06,467
And maybe if you were to see
504
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:08,063
a family in good working condition,
505
00:21:08,294 --> 00:21:12,150
it would remind you how
important it is to fix yours.
506
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:18,383
An evening of friends
and Kugel is just what we need.
507
00:21:19,952 --> 00:21:22,111
Ah, comfort food does sound good.
508
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,648
My God, you'd think
the Jews had suffered enough.
509
00:21:41,773 --> 00:21:45,426
I don't know how Cyrus can
stand all this fasting.
510
00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:48,095
I'm Eleanor Waldorf. Uh, who are you?
511
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,012
This is Diana Payne.
512
00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:52,150
Uh, Nate Archibald
called ahead for me?
513
00:21:52,275 --> 00:21:55,853
Oh, yes. Yeah, you're his boss,
the, uh, the journalist.
514
00:21:56,352 --> 00:21:58,277
I have to warn you
not to try and wrangle
515
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:00,161
an interview with
my daughter and the Prince.
516
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:00,941
It's not a good time.
517
00:22:01,107 --> 00:22:04,013
Actually,
now might be your only chance, Diana.
518
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,156
Blair didn't tell you
she decided to move to Monaco?
519
00:22:07,322 --> 00:22:08,866
What? Yes, how you do feel
520
00:22:09,032 --> 00:22:11,201
about your daughter committing
to a life away from home?
521
00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:13,860
Please.
522
00:22:13,985 --> 00:22:16,290
Blair will do whatever she wants.
523
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:18,417
Waldorf women are not
afraid to break the rules.
524
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,788
And besides,
who is she hurting if she does?
525
00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:23,672
It's not like she's signing
a legally binding contract.
526
00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:33,390
Dan's agent and Harvey
are close to a deal.
527
00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:35,142
We're going to lose the project.
528
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:39,446
I can't believe this.
529
00:22:39,571 --> 00:22:41,482
Really? I can.
530
00:22:42,031 --> 00:22:44,268
Maybe your good friend
F. Scott Fitzjackass
531
00:22:44,393 --> 00:22:45,652
had you nailed in the book.
532
00:22:46,105 --> 00:22:48,322
If something doesn't fall
right into your lap, Serena,
533
00:22:48,488 --> 00:22:50,657
you don't have a clue
how to work for it.
534
00:22:56,075 --> 00:23:00,428
Sometimes all it takes to
cross a line is a little push.
535
00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:04,186
Harvey read the book himself.
536
00:23:04,311 --> 00:23:06,027
Apparently, he has all sorts of ideas
537
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,759
and wants to fast-track
it for next year.
538
00:23:07,884 --> 00:23:08,651
What? That's... that's...
539
00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:10,458
Incredible, I know, to say the least.
540
00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:13,826
When Harvey gets involved,
Oscars are on the horizon.
541
00:23:14,621 --> 00:23:16,631
That's his office. One second.
542
00:23:16,756 --> 00:23:18,118
This is Alessandra.
543
00:23:20,702 --> 00:23:22,189
He's canceling? Why?
544
00:23:25,733 --> 00:23:27,222
What happened?
545
00:23:28,234 --> 00:23:28,940
Apparently, it's on "deadline"
546
00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:31,894
that you gave the option
to Jane Bettinger?
547
00:23:32,206 --> 00:23:33,075
What?
548
00:23:34,401 --> 00:23:35,202
Why do I get the feeling
549
00:23:35,436 --> 00:23:37,461
you don't really want
your brother and Blair
550
00:23:37,586 --> 00:23:38,372
in Monaco?
551
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:42,459
My brother's always
been the favorite,
552
00:23:43,363 --> 00:23:45,158
but he never cared about
his title or our family
553
00:23:45,283 --> 00:23:46,338
the way I do.
554
00:23:47,219 --> 00:23:49,151
I had hoped his marriage
to Blair would mean
555
00:23:49,276 --> 00:23:51,009
permanent exile to New York.
556
00:23:51,449 --> 00:23:53,982
Sibling rivalry, backstabbing,
557
00:23:54,107 --> 00:23:56,087
familial manipulation.
558
00:23:56,606 --> 00:23:58,433
You really are a Royal family,
aren't you?
559
00:24:00,949 --> 00:24:03,021
Perhaps I can help you
get what you want...
560
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,797
In return
561
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:08,358
the inside story of a Royal feud.
562
00:24:21,366 --> 00:24:24,063
Since I'm feeling a little
raw on the family front,
563
00:24:24,188 --> 00:24:25,990
if Eleanor refers to you
as "Lily Bass" again,
564
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:27,715
I can't promise I won't return fire.
565
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,086
Oh, I dragged you here.
566
00:24:29,211 --> 00:24:31,614
You have my full blessing
to go Sean Penn if need be.
567
00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:32,883
Thank you.
568
00:24:36,965 --> 00:24:38,246
Well, what's going on in here?
569
00:24:38,874 --> 00:24:41,461
Cyrus, isn't it time for
you to blow the Shofar?
570
00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,192
It appears that, uh,
571
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,278
Sophie had legal documents drawn up
572
00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:48,352
regarding the upbringing
of our future grandchild.
573
00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:50,950
Blair's supposed to sign these
574
00:24:51,075 --> 00:24:53,864
before Sophie returns
to Monaco tomorrow.
575
00:24:53,989 --> 00:24:55,556
Is that absolutely necessary?
576
00:24:55,681 --> 00:24:58,237
Oh, well,
let's not quibble over a signature.
577
00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:00,948
I'm a 21st century girl
with 2 lawyers for dads.
578
00:25:01,277 --> 00:25:03,116
I understand the need for paperwork.
579
00:25:03,241 --> 00:25:05,578
Some of these requirements
are pretty egregious.
580
00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:08,343
Any time you take
your child out of Monaco
581
00:25:08,468 --> 00:25:10,419
for more than six hours,
582
00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:12,852
you have to inform Palace security.
583
00:25:12,977 --> 00:25:14,236
Now that's a little over-the-top.
584
00:25:14,361 --> 00:25:17,924
Not for a Royal heir.
Give me your pen.
585
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,154
Blair, it says here
that you can't go to New York
586
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,946
for more than 48 hours at a time.
587
00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:27,058
And furthermore,
if you break any of these rules,
588
00:25:27,301 --> 00:25:30,813
you face the possibility of
losing custody of your child
589
00:25:30,938 --> 00:25:32,217
to the Royal Family.
590
00:25:32,217 --> 00:25:34,434
What? Wait. No, that's...
591
00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:36,049
Outrageous.
592
00:25:44,755 --> 00:25:46,426
What going on in here?
593
00:25:48,769 --> 00:25:52,691
I'm not off my meds,
but I've kind of lost my mind.
594
00:25:54,273 --> 00:25:55,649
Safecracking?
595
00:25:55,774 --> 00:25:56,876
Seriously?
596
00:25:57,001 --> 00:25:57,862
I'm desperate.
597
00:25:58,028 --> 00:25:59,377
If we don't get something to Diana,
598
00:25:59,502 --> 00:26:00,989
we're gonna lose our jobs.
599
00:26:01,114 --> 00:26:04,411
There's a story in that safe.
I saw it myself.
600
00:26:07,341 --> 00:26:08,026
Oh, God.
601
00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,792
I hope the Kennedys are rolling
over in their graves right now.
602
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,335
I may have a way to open it.
603
00:26:12,501 --> 00:26:15,255
It used to be Chuck's father's.
Just... just give me a second.
604
00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:28,602
Thank you, Rabbi.
605
00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:30,431
Thank you. I'll see you next time?
606
00:26:38,574 --> 00:26:40,739
Arthur, let's go around the block.
607
00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:48,834
Dan Humphrey.
608
00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:49,595
Hi.
609
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,840
I recognize you from TV.
Jane Bettinger.
610
00:26:52,965 --> 00:26:54,002
It's nice to meet you.
611
00:26:54,168 --> 00:26:55,706
Yeah, I'm looking for Serena.
612
00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:57,259
Who probably summoned you for me.
613
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,423
I'm a huge fan of your book.
614
00:26:58,671 --> 00:27:00,300
It will make such a great movie.
615
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:02,761
"Gatsby" for the social media age.
616
00:27:03,194 --> 00:27:04,304
So she's not around?
617
00:27:04,470 --> 00:27:06,097
She stepped out. Maybe I can help.
618
00:27:06,263 --> 00:27:07,095
Can you explain to me
619
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,476
why she told Nikki Finke
that you had the option?
620
00:27:09,910 --> 00:27:12,145
I'm sorry?
What are you talking about?
621
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:14,574
Serena does work for you,
doesn't she?
622
00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:15,690
False leaks are for amateurs.
623
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,671
Serena said she knew you,
she'd get me the book.
624
00:27:18,908 --> 00:27:19,939
I would never have instructed her
625
00:27:20,064 --> 00:27:21,196
to go behind your back to do so.
626
00:27:21,362 --> 00:27:23,198
I've known Serena forever.
I have a hard time believing
627
00:27:23,364 --> 00:27:26,701
that she would sabotage
me unless you made her.
628
00:27:27,632 --> 00:27:28,718
Serena.
629
00:27:29,738 --> 00:27:31,664
Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
630
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:35,251
Jane didn't make me do it.
It was my own idea.
631
00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:41,424
Mother's finally gone mad.
632
00:27:42,627 --> 00:27:44,545
She threatened Blair with
the loss of her child
633
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:46,121
if she breaks a rule.
634
00:27:46,246 --> 00:27:48,045
It doesn't surprise me at all, Louis.
635
00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:50,253
You know what a tyrant she can be.
636
00:27:53,143 --> 00:27:55,021
Mother, how could you do this?
637
00:27:55,581 --> 00:27:56,654
Excuse me.
638
00:27:57,566 --> 00:27:59,526
It's a simple custody agreement.
639
00:27:59,822 --> 00:28:01,246
A "simple custody agreement"
640
00:28:01,371 --> 00:28:03,163
does not allow you to
take our child from us
641
00:28:03,288 --> 00:28:05,281
if you don't like something
Blair chooses to do.
642
00:28:05,598 --> 00:28:07,242
What are you talking about?
643
00:28:08,674 --> 00:28:10,078
You wrote this, didn't you?
644
00:28:10,244 --> 00:28:12,455
Yes, but I didn't put
in any such clause.
645
00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:13,665
It was probably a mistake,
646
00:28:13,915 --> 00:28:17,085
mistranslated by Dominique
as you dictated the terms to her.
647
00:28:21,128 --> 00:28:24,081
It was no mistake, Beatrice.
648
00:28:24,550 --> 00:28:26,337
You must have put it there.
649
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:32,517
Yes, I did.
650
00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,520
Blair has no respect for
our traditions or the monarchy.
651
00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:37,689
She'll do whatever
she wants with that child.
652
00:28:37,937 --> 00:28:40,275
I can't believe you'd
betray us like this.
653
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:42,819
Obviously, Sophie,
you'll remove that clause.
654
00:28:45,564 --> 00:28:49,826
My daughter's actions may have
been underhanded and deceitful,
655
00:28:51,035 --> 00:28:52,135
but...
656
00:28:52,406 --> 00:28:55,290
Your reaction makes me think
that she might be right.
657
00:28:56,665 --> 00:28:58,459
If you really want
to embrace my family,
658
00:28:58,675 --> 00:29:01,421
you will have no problem
signing this contract.
659
00:29:01,716 --> 00:29:03,131
The clause stays.
660
00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,633
If you two cannot accept this,
661
00:29:06,183 --> 00:29:08,887
then I will not acknowledge
the child as my heir.
662
00:29:11,701 --> 00:29:12,974
Nor will I acknowledge you.
663
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:17,979
You don't have that right anymore.
664
00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,758
As the future reigning Prince,
665
00:29:22,883 --> 00:29:24,577
it's up to my child
666
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,739
to acknowledge you.
667
00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:45,423
We are done talking, Louis.
668
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,592
I wish you could find it in yourself
669
00:29:47,758 --> 00:29:49,552
not to make this terrible mistake.
670
00:29:51,709 --> 00:29:53,181
It is you who is mistaken...
671
00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,017
throwing away your loyal family
672
00:29:56,368 --> 00:29:58,728
for a fiancée you shouldn't trust.
673
00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:02,697
Do you realize that Blair told
Beatrice that she was pregnant
674
00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:04,275
long before she told you?
675
00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:08,071
Do you really believe
she has no other secrets?
676
00:30:09,611 --> 00:30:11,407
It's true it's been
a bit of a journey.
677
00:30:12,203 --> 00:30:13,534
But I trust Blair.
678
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:16,037
I know all of her secrets.
679
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:18,611
My darling.
680
00:30:19,456 --> 00:30:21,202
How innocent you are.
681
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,831
I only wish for
your sake that is true.
682
00:30:26,654 --> 00:30:27,930
Good-bye.
683
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,239
I know that you have
always felt overlooked,
684
00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:40,770
but no more.
685
00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:45,066
All I've ever wanted was
your love and respect.
686
00:30:54,491 --> 00:30:56,038
This is the mother lode...
687
00:30:56,163 --> 00:30:58,888
the biggest secrets of
the Upper East Side.
688
00:30:59,013 --> 00:31:02,157
Even one of these would not
only launch the web site
689
00:31:02,282 --> 00:31:04,294
but blow Diana's mind.
690
00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,963
And my ethics. These are my friends.
691
00:31:07,129 --> 00:31:09,757
Now that I've actually done this,
I don't know what I was thinking.
692
00:31:09,923 --> 00:31:12,428
I don't even wanna look at them,
much less hand them over,
693
00:31:12,553 --> 00:31:15,013
so let's just put them back,
pretend this never happened.
694
00:31:16,018 --> 00:31:18,182
If I show up to work empty-handed,
I'll lose my job.
695
00:31:18,348 --> 00:31:20,101
I know how important
it is for you to succeed.
696
00:31:20,267 --> 00:31:22,713
It is for me, too.
But we'll find something else.
697
00:31:22,838 --> 00:31:25,982
What about all that stuff you
said to me about the Kennedys?
698
00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:29,193
Isn't that why you texted me,
699
00:31:29,628 --> 00:31:32,405
because you know you won't
get where you wanna be
700
00:31:32,571 --> 00:31:34,699
unless you bend the rules a little?
701
00:31:34,865 --> 00:31:36,013
Charlie, these might be my friends,
702
00:31:36,138 --> 00:31:37,981
but they're your family,
703
00:31:38,604 --> 00:31:40,705
and you're acting like
you barely even know them.
704
00:31:43,476 --> 00:31:44,834
Oh, my God.
705
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:46,628
I...
706
00:31:46,855 --> 00:31:48,212
You're totally right.
707
00:31:48,941 --> 00:31:50,506
You know, I'm gonna put them back,
708
00:31:50,631 --> 00:31:52,349
and you should just go.
709
00:31:52,474 --> 00:31:54,423
I'm... I'm really... I'm sorry.
710
00:31:54,548 --> 00:31:55,678
No, hey, don't be sorry.
711
00:31:55,844 --> 00:31:57,280
All right, I know what it's
like to feel the pressure
712
00:31:57,405 --> 00:31:58,765
to make a name for yourself.
713
00:31:59,657 --> 00:32:00,725
But you belong here.
714
00:32:00,891 --> 00:32:04,062
You'll find your place eventually,
the right way.
715
00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:20,523
I just donated $100,000 to Chabad
716
00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:21,725
to find out which temple you attend.
717
00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:24,270
The least you could do is
give me a minute of your time.
718
00:32:24,646 --> 00:32:27,460
You could've had 50,
but you wasted them.
719
00:32:27,626 --> 00:32:29,701
Knowing your reputation,
I expected nothing less
720
00:32:29,826 --> 00:32:32,256
than an entirely
inappropriate manipulation.
721
00:32:32,473 --> 00:32:33,633
I don't think it's that simple.
722
00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:35,153
You asked for
my professional opinion,
723
00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:36,636
and now you're gonna get it.
724
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:38,475
You never had a childhood,
725
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:40,681
and so you behave like
a child in the worst ways.
726
00:32:40,847 --> 00:32:43,195
You pay for intimacy
so you're always in control
727
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,867
and no one can get close to you.
728
00:32:44,992 --> 00:32:48,076
Your superficial connections
and lack of authentic emotion
729
00:32:48,201 --> 00:32:50,994
leave you isolated and alone.
730
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:53,528
Not just tonight. Always.
731
00:32:55,696 --> 00:32:57,240
I wish you all the best,
732
00:32:57,406 --> 00:32:58,627
but you're gonna need more than that
733
00:32:58,752 --> 00:33:00,910
to live a happy and normal life.
734
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,002
I followed Jane all the way down
to her town car, apologizing,
735
00:33:17,127 --> 00:33:18,970
and even then,
I don't think it was enough.
736
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:22,056
- Thank you for waiting.
- I didn't want to.
737
00:33:23,724 --> 00:33:26,144
You scared away everyone,
and now no one wants the book.
738
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:26,901
Dan.
739
00:33:27,026 --> 00:33:29,981
Your apology this morning was
just strategic, wasn't it?
740
00:33:32,499 --> 00:33:33,776
Yeah, pretty much.
741
00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:37,864
Look, I finally
finished the book and...
742
00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:40,700
I told you, it... it's not you.
743
00:33:41,445 --> 00:33:43,035
Yes, there are are parts of you...
744
00:33:45,236 --> 00:33:47,973
And Daisy Buchanan and Amy March
745
00:33:48,098 --> 00:33:49,279
and Gwyneth Paltrow...
746
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:51,479
five different roles she's played.
747
00:33:51,834 --> 00:33:53,168
But it's a novel.
748
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,058
It's inspired by a lot of things.
749
00:33:55,183 --> 00:33:56,720
It isn't speaking to
some deeper truth.
750
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:57,884
Are you sure?
751
00:33:59,519 --> 00:34:00,740
Because...
752
00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:03,136
I know this may sound...
753
00:34:03,261 --> 00:34:05,183
Crazy or... or selfish
754
00:34:05,308 --> 00:34:08,332
or like I'm living in the past...
755
00:34:08,457 --> 00:34:09,395
Or something.
756
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,901
But you were the love of
my life, Dan.
757
00:34:18,495 --> 00:34:19,875
And I don't know. I...
758
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,949
I guess I just thought
I was yours, too.
759
00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:25,742
That's the thing about
writing what you know.
760
00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:29,032
Soon everybody else knows it, too.
761
00:34:50,661 --> 00:34:52,282
Let's see Gossip Girl scoop this.
762
00:34:52,407 --> 00:34:54,237
I told you it'd work out.
She found something,
763
00:34:54,362 --> 00:34:56,220
and we didn't have to
sell out our friends...
764
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:57,641
Or ourselves.
765
00:34:58,212 --> 00:35:01,842
Yeah, you're right, and, uh,
looks like my job is safe.
766
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:02,865
Yeah.
767
00:35:06,448 --> 00:35:08,663
At least for the moment.
768
00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:10,790
And thanks again
769
00:35:11,265 --> 00:35:14,377
for helping me... do nothing.
770
00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:17,261
Well, it was fun breaking into the safe,
wasn't it?
771
00:35:18,472 --> 00:35:20,591
Okay, everyone,
now the real work begins.
772
00:35:20,757 --> 00:35:22,635
Get to your desks and start writing.
773
00:35:22,801 --> 00:35:25,805
I want a constant stream
of content 24 hours a day.
774
00:35:27,365 --> 00:35:29,892
Oh, Charlie,
come back to my office in five minutes.
775
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,260
Blair, darling,
776
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:41,254
I have to confess that,
um, I may have been the one
777
00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:43,823
to put the idea of a contract
into Beatrice's head.
778
00:35:44,266 --> 00:35:45,920
I was just bragging about you,
779
00:35:46,533 --> 00:35:48,514
and it didn't matter where you lived.
780
00:35:48,867 --> 00:35:50,872
No one could keep you from
being your own person.
781
00:35:52,139 --> 00:35:54,477
And that is part of
why you will be...
782
00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:57,008
A wonderful mother.
783
00:35:58,506 --> 00:35:59,964
Thank you for saying that.
784
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,542
I know this isn't what
you wanted for me.
785
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,177
Hmm. At least not yet.
786
00:36:05,491 --> 00:36:07,388
These things happen when they happen.
787
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,569
It's the first lesson
of being a parent.
788
00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:13,267
Children don't do...
789
00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,567
What you want them to do all the time
790
00:36:16,692 --> 00:36:18,232
when you want them to do it.
791
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:22,988
But you love them...
792
00:36:23,993 --> 00:36:25,072
Anyway.
793
00:36:31,466 --> 00:36:33,009
I bet you never thought you'd hear
794
00:36:33,134 --> 00:36:35,750
such good parenting advice
from Eleanor Waldorf.
795
00:36:36,023 --> 00:36:39,003
It's time for me to let
my anger go and return Dan's calls.
796
00:36:39,468 --> 00:36:41,332
I mean, if he didn't piss me off,
797
00:36:41,457 --> 00:36:42,924
it'd just mean he wasn't growing up.
798
00:36:43,196 --> 00:36:45,732
That is the Rufus Humphrey
that I love.
799
00:36:51,152 --> 00:36:53,434
I'm so relieved I don't
have to live my entire life
800
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,395
on one square mile
of jagged coastline.
801
00:36:56,561 --> 00:36:58,606
I belong here with my family,
802
00:36:58,772 --> 00:37:02,025
that respects my hopes and dreams.
803
00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:04,001
I hope that includes me.
804
00:37:05,695 --> 00:37:06,989
Can we talk, B?
805
00:37:11,243 --> 00:37:14,303
When you told me you were pregnant,
I said that I would be there for you,
806
00:37:14,428 --> 00:37:16,791
no matter what, and I haven't been.
807
00:37:17,628 --> 00:37:18,807
And I'm sorry.
808
00:37:19,251 --> 00:37:20,920
Well, you had a work crisis.
809
00:37:21,086 --> 00:37:23,798
Yeah, but the truth
is that I was jealous.
810
00:37:23,964 --> 00:37:25,232
Well, if it makes you feel better,
marrying a prince
811
00:37:25,357 --> 00:37:27,385
isn't what fairy tales
will lead you to believe.
812
00:37:27,943 --> 00:37:30,096
Well, that's not what
I was jealous about.
813
00:37:32,010 --> 00:37:33,878
You're the star of Dan's book.
814
00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:41,115
Well, as I said...
815
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:43,032
It's pure fiction.
816
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:00,987
Oh. I wanted to return these to you.
817
00:38:03,338 --> 00:38:06,173
And... you're not
gonna use them ever?
818
00:38:06,339 --> 00:38:08,726
Anything of value in these
was already on "Gossip Girl,"
819
00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,921
and everything else was far too tame.
820
00:38:11,046 --> 00:38:12,888
Just put them back before
anyone notices they're gone.
821
00:38:23,764 --> 00:38:26,068
Oh, Charlie? You forgot one.
822
00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:39,968
Hey.
823
00:38:40,093 --> 00:38:44,210
Hey. Uh...
I thought about what you said earlier.
824
00:38:45,121 --> 00:38:47,006
And how can either of us know
who the loves of our lives are
825
00:38:47,131 --> 00:38:50,178
until we're, uh...
until we're old, you know?
826
00:38:50,303 --> 00:38:52,386
I mean, this... this thing's
not over yet, right?
827
00:38:53,146 --> 00:38:54,180
And, uh...
828
00:38:54,872 --> 00:38:57,016
I told Alessandra
that I'm giving you the book rights.
829
00:38:57,182 --> 00:38:59,045
No, you don't have to do that.
830
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,312
I wasn't trying to guilt you into it.
831
00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:02,659
No, I know, I know,
832
00:39:02,784 --> 00:39:05,187
but without you inspiring
me from the beginning,
833
00:39:05,312 --> 00:39:07,193
I wouldn't have been able
to write anything, so...
834
00:39:07,849 --> 00:39:08,966
I owe you one.
835
00:39:09,801 --> 00:39:11,451
And despite the events of the day,
836
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,675
you know, I trust you.
837
00:39:14,315 --> 00:39:15,576
I do have one condition.
838
00:39:16,013 --> 00:39:17,453
I want to write the screenplay.
839
00:39:18,927 --> 00:39:20,956
I'll talk to Jane right away.
840
00:39:21,122 --> 00:39:22,178
All right.
841
00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:25,119
Oh, you know what? That's my dad.
842
00:39:25,244 --> 00:39:27,797
Uh, he's on the other line.
I'll see you soon though.
843
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,133
Yes, in very long
development meetings.
844
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:33,157
Okay.
845
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:36,628
Hey, dad.
846
00:39:36,753 --> 00:39:38,951
As challenging as atoning can be,
847
00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:42,175
the rewards make it
worth the sacrifice.
848
00:39:43,536 --> 00:39:45,474
Everything you said to me was true.
849
00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,303
I don't need another
notch on my belt.
850
00:39:48,922 --> 00:39:50,102
I need help.
851
00:39:51,552 --> 00:39:54,397
I knew it last week.
Hell, I knew it last year.
852
00:39:56,540 --> 00:39:57,809
I know it now.
853
00:40:00,137 --> 00:40:04,146
I'm ready to be serious if you'll...
have me.
854
00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:11,010
Hello?
855
00:40:11,135 --> 00:40:13,300
But the most difficult
part can be admitting
856
00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:16,216
that there was a sin to begin with.
857
00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:33,312
Most people find it too
hard to face their crimes
858
00:40:33,437 --> 00:40:37,604
and think it's easier just to
pretend nothing ever happened.
859
00:40:57,591 --> 00:40:59,180
What are you doing up here all alone?
860
00:41:00,038 --> 00:41:01,140
Waiting for you.
861
00:41:04,351 --> 00:41:05,728
Oh, I was looking for a pen.
862
00:41:10,157 --> 00:41:12,577
I'm sorry you had to choose
between me and your mother.
863
00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:14,852
It's the last thing I wanted.
864
00:41:17,572 --> 00:41:19,074
You're my only family now.
865
00:41:23,039 --> 00:41:24,288
I'm gonna go run a bath.
866
00:41:29,376 --> 00:41:31,370
The problem with hiding your sins
867
00:41:31,495 --> 00:41:33,339
is they always come back.
868
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:38,145
And on the day when some have
atoned for past transgressions,
869
00:41:38,658 --> 00:41:42,640
a once-pure prince can't
help but commit a new one.
870
00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:49,195
I have a problem I was hoping
you could help me with.
871
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,315
I'd like to meet so I could
tell you more in person.
872
00:41:53,316 --> 00:41:55,148
I'm more than willing
to pay for your time.
873
00:41:55,273 --> 00:41:58,303
X.O.X.O. Gossip Girl.
874
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,868
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