﻿1
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And reverse the spin
on the antiproton...

2
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...and gamma becomes alpha.

3
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Multiplied by a matrix
of negative I comma zero.

4
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And there we have it.

5
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Conclusive proof that
I am absolutely worthless after 9:00.

6
00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:30,779
Sheldon.

7
00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,784
Sheldon.

8
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Hmm.

9
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All right, all right.

10
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I see what's going on.

11
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A little pre-Halloween hijinkery.

12
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A ghostly moan, a rattling of chains,
a witch's cackle.

13
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Trifecta of haunted house clichés.

14
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Instead of "Eek," I say, "Yawn."

15
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Sheldon.

16
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Oh, the walls are dripping blood...

17
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...which looks nothing
like a phenolphthalein indicator...

18
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...exposed to a sodium carbonate
solution.

19
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"See you in hell, Sheldon."

20
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The most frightening thing about that
is the missing comma.

21
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Okay, heh, all right.

22
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That one was clever.

23
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Skeleton with phosphorous
on a zip line.

24
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Come on out, merry pranksters.
Take a bow.

25
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- You should've seen your face.
- Yes.

26
00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:18,554
There's nothing quite like the slightly
widened eyes of mildly startled.

27
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Come on, admit it. We got you.

28
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Please. Fright depends on
an element of surprise.

29
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The simple fact is,
because I am much smarter than you...

30
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...and able to anticipate your actions...

31
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...it is highly unlikely that you two rubes
could ever surprise me.

32
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- He's probably right.
- We can't beat him. He's just too smart.

33
00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,993
Gentlemen.

34
00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,375
Okay, who had money on "faints"?

35
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I had "pee his pants."

36
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Hang on.
Looks like everyone's a winner.

37
00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,282
Oh, watch out, Sheldon.

38
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This little boy Casper
is a gh... Gh... Gh... Ghost!

39
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- Ha-ha-ha.
- Droll.

40
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Eh, not as droll as a grown man
passed out in a puddle of his own urine.

41
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That was pretty droll.
With a hint of ammonia.

42
00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,884
Yes, enjoy your japes, gentlemen.

43
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Think you've poked fun
at a milquetoast academic.

44
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You've forgotten one thing.

45
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I am also a son of the Lone Star State.
I'm Texas through and through.

46
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And we know how
to settle scores down there.

47
00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,399
If you doubt me, ask Mexico.

48
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Hot girl, 9 o'clock.

49
00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:02,658
Don't everybody look at once.

50
00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,453
What is she doing
in a comic book store?

51
00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:10,499
I don't know. She might be lost.

52
00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,628
Doesn't matter. Watch and learn.

53
00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,343
- Hi.
- Hi.

54
00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,180
That's, um...

55
00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,932
It... It... It...

56
00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,274
Shut up.

57
00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,444
- Are you getting this Next Men?
- Uh, yeah.

58
00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,989
It's issue number 21,
first appearance of Hellboy.

59
00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,700
I know.
I've been looking for it for years.

60
00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,494
- Sorry.
- Hey, if I pretended to hit on you...

61
00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,205
...could I distract you enough
to sneak it away?

62
00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,377
Yes, but you'd be using
your superpowers for evil.

63
00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,714
Damn, I'm forbidden
by my Kryptonian father to do so.

64
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- I'm Alice.
- Um, Leonard.

65
00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,636
You're very cute, Leonard.

66
00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,556
Thanks. You too.
You know, go ahead and take it.

67
00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:11,727
No, no, no, I... I did evil.

68
00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:15,022
- Would you be open to a trade?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, I guess.

69
00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:18,358
Okay. Here. This is my number.

70
00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,903
- Call me.
- Sorry, palm's a little sweaty.

71
00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,572
What's that word?

72
00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,491
- Alice.
- Oh, right, your name.

73
00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,910
That makes more sense than "penis."

74
00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,205
Later.

75
00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,419
Did we just see you pick up a girl
in a comic book store?

76
00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:41,423
Because if you did, you get your picture
up there on the Wall of Heroes.

77
00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:44,926
No, I don't think I picked her up.
Besides, I have a girlfriend.

78
00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:47,220
Doesn't matter.
This is the closest anyone's ever come.

79
00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:49,181
You're going on the wall, my friend.

80
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,354
Be sure to check the mail.

81
00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,106
How many times are you gonna tell me?
What's with you?

82
00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,609
Nothing.
It's not suspicious that I'm fixating.

83
00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,652
It's consistent with my personality.

84
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,614
- Right.
- Hey, guys.

85
00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,408
More Halloween candy? Didn't you just
buy a bunch of it yesterday?

86
00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:11,244
Oh, yeah, that's gone.

87
00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:16,583
It's a rough month when Halloween
and PMS hit at the same time.

88
00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,961
Leonard doesn't have time to chat.
He has to get the mail.

89
00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,589
Oh, will you relax? I'll get it in a minute.

90
00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,508
- Hey, how was work?
- Open the mail.

91
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Excuse me.

92
00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,562
A couple of circulars,
nothing important.

93
00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,399
- What's with him?
- Hang on.

94
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:53,453
You might be from Texas,
but I'm from New Jersey.

95
00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:03,004
Check it out. Jim Lee drew this of me
two years ago at Comic-Con.

96
00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,508
- What are you wearing?
- Well, you know, it's Comic-Con.

97
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,012
I'm Lion-O from ThunderCats.

98
00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,016
Wow, you must have gotten so laid.

99
00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,437
Heh. No, but Jessica Alba
did rub my furry belly.

100
00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,608
Wanna see a comic I draw?

101
00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,527
You're kidding.
You have your own book?

102
00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:29,114
- Yeah, it's kind of based on my life.
- Ha, ha. Cool.

103
00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,702
Oh, wow, look, there's you having sex...

104
00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:37,706
...with a guy in the top half
of a Chewbacca costume.

105
00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,043
- Comic-Con?
- You'd think, but no.

106
00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:47,549
You're very talented.
This is really good. Did you do...?

107
00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,391
So can I trade you my comic
for the Hellboy?

108
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You can have my car.

109
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:19,414
Oh, dear.

110
00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:26,421
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

111
00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:30,550
Purell, Purell, Purell, Purell.

112
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,694
- Good morning, Sheldon.
- It is, isn't it?

113
00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:58,620
Oh, bother.

114
00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,122
Isn't that just always the way?

115
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,792
You go to staple something
and you're out of staples.

116
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:08,463
Gosh, I wish I'd known that earlier today
when I was at Staples.

117
00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,133
You have a thing of paper clips
right there.

118
00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:16,221
No, no, uh, I need something
more permanent to join these papers.

119
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:20,642
Say, uh, don't you keep staples
in your top desk drawer?

120
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,644
I don't know, maybe.

121
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,647
Be a lamb and check.

122
00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,608
All right.

123
00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,573
Who do we have here?

124
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,326
It's a snake. A terrifying snake.

125
00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:43,164
Oh. Did some bad man put us
in a drawer?

126
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:47,502
Stop talking like that.
You've been rendered speechless by fear.

127
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:53,758
Let's go to the biology lab
and find you some nice yummy mice.

128
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:58,638
I tried to scare an Indian with a snake.

129
00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:02,142
Come on, Cooper.
You're better than this.

130
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,814
It's open.

131
00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,483
- Hey, you got a minute?
- Yeah, sure. Come on in.

132
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,820
- Thanks.
- Want some mac and cheese?

133
00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,489
No. Lactose. Gas.

134
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,702
- Glass of wine?
- No. Sulfites. Migraines.

135
00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:24,205
Well, I'd offer you Halloween candy,
but that's gone.

136
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,668
- So, what's up?
- Okay, we used to go out, right?

137
00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,671
Oh, my God.
That's where I know you from.

138
00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:37,218
I'm dealing with a situation
and it's kind of about my love life.

139
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,888
So I know that might be weird
for us to talk about...

140
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:44,809
...but in this area, as you know,
all my other friends are just so stupid.

141
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,978
All right, what's going on?

142
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,314
- So you're okay talking about this?
- Yes.

143
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,191
- Sure it's not weird?
- It's okay.

144
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,736
If you ever wanna talk to me
about a problem in your life with a guy...

145
00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,529
...then I... I'd be fine with that.

146
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,657
Okay, good.
There's this one guy I used to date...

147
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,661
...who's about to be force-fed wine
and cheese if he doesn't get to the point.

148
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,414
Okay, uh, here it is.

149
00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,750
Is it cheating
if a guy has a girlfriend...?

150
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,585
Yeah, probably.

151
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,422
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, go ahead.

152
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,842
I met this girl and she's great.
We have a lot in common.

153
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:21,221
- Did you guys do it?
- No. We just made out a little.

154
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,099
Oh, look at you, you bad boy.

155
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,352
- Did you tell her about Priya?
- Uh, I was gonna...

156
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,522
...but there were too many tongues
in my mouth.

157
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,525
That's gross.

158
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,863
Here's the thing. Uh, I... I'm not one
of those guys who sneaks around...

159
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,865
...and sleeps with
more than one woman.

160
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,117
Well, good for you.

161
00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:44,994
The problem is
I wanna be one of those guys.

162
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,748
So sleep with the new girl
and lie to Priya.

163
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,375
Oh, that's not who I am.

164
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,627
All right.
Then break it off with the new girl.

165
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,214
Now, let's not do anything rash.
She's really hot.

166
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,634
If you like this girl so much,
just end things with Priya.

167
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:03,012
Priya and I are in love.
I think we could get married someday.

168
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:06,099
You're looking for a way
to sleep with both women...

169
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,311
- ...and have everybody be happy about it.
- Now we're getting somewhere.

170
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,441
What does your gut tell you?

171
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,818
"Go ask Penny.
She'll know what to do."

172
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,495
Hello, Howard.

173
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:31,332
I've realized that you scaring me
was all in jest.

174
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:35,503
Allow me to say, job well done.

175
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,600
Perfect.

176
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:55,648
- What are you doing?
- Science. You wouldn't understand.

177
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,569
Okay, well, see you. I'm going out.

178
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,953
I thought you were leaving
the apartment.

179
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,706
Yeah, me too.
I can't make up my mind.

180
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:17,378
Are you concerned because the world
is filled with big dogs and bullies?

181
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,715
No, I'm having a moral crisis.

182
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:26,638
Well, if it's of any help, I've read all
the great moral philosophers...

183
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,848
...including Dr. Seuss.

184
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,144
Oh, what the hell?

185
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,481
I'm supposed to go see that
girl from the comic book store, Alice.

186
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,735
But I don't know if I should, because I'm
going out with Priya, but she's in India.

187
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:45,573
All right.
So the topic at hand is sexual fidelity.

188
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,618
Probably won't be relying
on Seuss here.

189
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,830
Although One Fish Two Fish
Red Fish Blue Fish...

190
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,249
...might be surprisingly applicable.

191
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,503
- Go on.
- Well, uh, they say at the end of your life...

192
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,090
...you regret the stuff you didn't do
more than the stuff that you did.

193
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:06,386
And I'm pretty sure Alice is the stuff
I wanna do.

194
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,266
You know, the German philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche...

195
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,769
...believed that morality
is just a fiction...

196
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,605
...used by the herd of inferior
human beings...

197
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,775
...to hold back the few superior men.

198
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,194
That actually does help.

199
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,781
It's worth noting
that he died of syphilis.

200
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,745
Screw it, I'm going.

201
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,248
On your way home,
will you pick up orange juice?

202
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,959
Do you mind? I'm questioning
a lot of things in my life.

203
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,962
Is one of those things
your fondness for orange juice?

204
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,715
- No.
- Great. Tropicana, no pulp.

205
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,727
- Hey, Sheldon.
- Who is it?

206
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,479
It's me, Sheldon, Mrs. Wolowitz.

207
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:02,108
That's not my mom. It's Bernadette.

208
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:06,154
Really? That's very unsettling.

209
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,115
- Hi, Sheldon.
- Hi.

210
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,784
- What's up?
- It just occurred to me...

211
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,622
...that I never formally congratulated you
on your pending nuptials.

212
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:19,959
I hopped on the first bus and hightailed
it down here to shake your hand.

213
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:23,254
Put her there, you old so-and-so.

214
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,591
Well, uh... I'm gonna see you
at work in 12 hours.

215
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,010
Don't you think
it could have waited until then?

216
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,014
Holy smoke,
why didn't I think of that?

217
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,266
You're a better man than I,
Howard Wolowitz.

218
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,436
You put her there, you son of a gun.

219
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,271
Whatever. Heh.

220
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,191
My...

221
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,525
It's...

222
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:49,697
Oh, my God, Howie!
What did you do?

223
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,283
It was a harmless Halloween prank.
Look.

224
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,036
Howard has a heart condition.
You know that.

225
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,996
Well, I thought he made that up.

226
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,959
Isn't hypochondria a common
idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?

227
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,548
This is adrenaline.
We're gonna inject it into his heart.

228
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,968
- We are?
- You are. I'm not strong enough...

229
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,304
...to get it through his chest plate
and we've only got one shot.

230
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,265
Oh, no, I can't!

231
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,893
Hurry! We're running out of time!

232
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,688
- Okay.
- Just do it!

233
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,483
Oh, God! One, two, three.

234
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,693
Aah!

235
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,361
Trick or treat, bubbeleh.

236
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,738
What?

237
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,909
No. You mean this was all a ruse?

238
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,244
Oh, how could I be so stu...?

239
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,423
Damn it, I can't... I can't do this.

240
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,590
Is it my tongue stud?

241
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,677
If that freaks you out,
you're in for a real surprise later.

242
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,055
No, no, no. I can't do this.

243
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,349
Believe me, I really want to.

244
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,852
- But?
- But I kind of have a girlfriend.

245
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,064
- Are you kidding?
- Uh, you're cool with being friends, right?

246
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,441
Heh. I don't believe this.

247
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:08,860
Wait, I don't... Which part?

248
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,697
Heh. I'm so stupid.
I thought for once I'd met a good guy...

249
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,285
- ...but you're just another jackass.
- Oh, no, you have it wrong.

250
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:21,914
No, I was going to be a jackass,
but I stopped myself.

251
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:26,586
I stayed a good guy,
so I'm gonna pass on the sex.

252
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,048
But you should know,
that's not a comment on your hotness...

253
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,592
...but on my goodness.

254
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,472
That's kind of my superpower.
I'm... I'm like Captain Good Guy.

255
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,812
It's okay. Did the right thing.

256
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,857
You idiot!

257
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,863
- Hey, Priya.
- Hey, sweetheart. How's it going?

258
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,157
Uh. Not so good. We have to talk.

259
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,993
Oh. Sounds serious. What's up?

260
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,081
Okay, uh, here it is.

261
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,417
I met this girl and I kissed her
and I feel terrible about it.

262
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,836
But it's done,
it's never gonna happen again...

263
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,671
...and I am so, so sorry.

264
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,424
Leonard, relax. It's okay.

265
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:16,135
- It is?
- Yeah, these things happen.

266
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,637
They happen to everybody.

267
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:23,434
Oh, my God, you are amazing.
I mean, heh, I don't deserve you.

268
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,479
What... What do you mean, "everybody"?

269
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,692
Leonard, I didn't know if
I should tell you...

270
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,028
...but I kind of cheated on you too.

271
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,531
Uh, you... "Kind of"?

272
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:41,035
A couple of weeks ago,
I slept with my ex-boyfriend.

273
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,373
So I guess we both messed up a little.

274
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,878
No, no, I messed up a little.
You messed up a lot.

275
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,713
Well, it's not a competition.

276
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,801
Oh, yeah, it is and you won.

277
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,681
I'm sorry, I have to go.

278
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,685
I don't believe this.

279
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,407
Buzzinga, punk. Now we're even.

