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Molly, you coming to bed?
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In a minute!
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You said that
ten minutes ago.
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I know, I'm sorry.
Let me just finish this chapter.
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How long you gonna be?
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Just go down
and do her on the couch!
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Mom!
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So, what do you think?
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No, I'm not doing it
on the couch.
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Apparently, we're not doing
it anywhere anymore.
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Look, if I'm gonna get
this vice-principal job
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and make a difference
at the school,
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I'm gonna have to put
in some extra time.
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I get wanting to fight
the system.
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In junior high,
I spearheaded a petition
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to revoke
the four-milk limit.
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How did that work out for you?
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They buried me in a sea
of red tape.
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Sweetie, I'm sorry
I haven't given you
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a lot of attention lately,
but this is important to me.
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I understand. I'll let you get
back to your work,
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and I'll see you
in the morning.
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Hang on.
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Yes?
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I'll go upstairs
with you for a while,
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but then I gotta come back
down and finish my work.
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So you're gonna have sex with me
just to shut me up?
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No, not just to shut you up.
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Just to put you to sleep,
and so you won't talk anymore.
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Hang on a second.
Have you done this before?
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Not intentionally.
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No, I'm not that desperate.
You go ahead and study.
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If your heart's
not in it 100%,
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I'm not gonna enjoy it either.
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Okay.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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You know, I don't
really need 100%.
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What's passing?
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Like, 70%, right? Can you
at least give me 70%?
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70% I could do.
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for www.addic7ed.com
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I'm telling you, if we
pick the right costumes,
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this Halloween, we can both
get lucky with the ladies.
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I'm listening.
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The key is, we both
can't be dressed sexy
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'cause that puts off a gay vibe,
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and the chicks will think
we're a couple.
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We should avoid that
if possible.
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Indeed, we should.
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So, one of us needs
to dress sexy,
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while the other one
dresses cute.
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That way, the cute guy
earns their trust,
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while the sexy guy
closes the deal.
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Here we go.
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For example, I could dress up
as the dashing spaniard, Zorro,
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and you could be my little
sidekick, Spongebob Squarepants.
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Why can't I be Zorro?
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Do you have a Zorro costume?
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No.
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Well, I do.
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I also have a Spongebob
costume that
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this one would never wear.
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Samuel, don't do this.
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He just wants you
to look like an idiot
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so he can increase his odds.
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Thank you, Mike.
I was unable to see through
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Carl's clever machinations.
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You're still pissed about that
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"me Tarzan, you Humpty Dumpty"
debacle?
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Yeah, me still pissed.
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It was the most humiliating
night of my life.
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Hey, that's not on me.
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You're the one who spent
all night bellyaching
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and pouring Tequila shots
into your egghole.
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I sat on a barstool
for three hours
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while people kept trying
to push me over.
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You know how hard it is
to defend yourself
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when you're dressed as an egg?
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No, but I know how funny it is.
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Ah!
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Some drunk guy wearing a
chicken suit kept trying
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to sit on his face.
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Halloween is a stupid holiday.
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Even as a kid, no matter
how cool my costume was,
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I was always the fat cowboy
or fat superman.
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I dressed as Dracula once,
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and everybody thought
I was Pavarotti.
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I do agree,
it's a very odd ritual:
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Children walking door-to-door,
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holding out empty sacks,
begging for food.
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In my country, that's not called
Halloween, it's called Tuesday.
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First of all, the common
misconception is
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that it's a holiday
for children.
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In fact, it is an excuse for
grown women to dress slutty,
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get crazy drunk
and make bad decisions.
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Like going home with
Zorro and Spongebob?
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Make sure you got enough money
for cab fare
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when Zorro here ditches you
for two girls
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dressed like
a good witch and a bad witch.
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That was a weird night.
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It turns out the good witch was
actually the bad witch,
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and the bad witch was
actually a dude.
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Meanwhile, I was at the iHop
dressed as an egg
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having pancakes
with a chicken.
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So Molly's working late again
tonight, huh?
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Yeah. She's really shooting
for that vice-principal job.
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Vice-principal, huh?
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Kind of a butch job
for a broad, isn't it?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, in my day,
the vice-principal was
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a hairy goon
that slapped you around
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for taking a girl's cherry
in the gym teacher's skylark.
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You understand she works
at an elementary school, right?
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Absolutely.
If it was junior high,
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they'd kneecap you
with a phone book.
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Well, I think most
schools now have
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really cut back on
the physical abuse.
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And that's the reason
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we're all gonna be speaking
Chinese in ten years.
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I think nowadays the
vice-principal job's
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mostly administrative and not
so much about skull-cracking.
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Well, good-bye, America.
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I hope you don't mind rickshaws
in the carpool Lane.
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I'm actually very proud
of Molly.
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Instead of just griping
about the problem,
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she's trying to fix it.
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Oh, one of those, huh?
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Well, you're a better man
than me, my friend.
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I wouldn't be able
to take a back seat
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to my old lady's career.
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It's not about taking
a back seat.
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I'm just trying to be
supportive of my partner.
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And I admire that.
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I guess I'm not man enough
to be as womanly as you are.
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You know, Vince,
I'd ask you to come join me
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in this century,
but you don't seem
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all that comfortable
in the last one.
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Call me old-fashioned,
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but unlike a suit,
a relationship does not come
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with two pairs of pants.
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Hey, I just remembered
I have a TV in my room.
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Aw, come on.
I hurt your feelings?
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You know, sometimes
you're kind of a big girl.
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Yeah, well, this big girl
has a gun in her room.
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Son of a bitch always has
to play that card.
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Mike? Sweetheart,
you awake?
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Mike, guess what happened.
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What time is it?
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It's really late. Super late.
The committee meeting went long,
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and we all went out for coffee
afterwards.
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And I asked for decaf, but I
don't think they gave me decaf.
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Okay.
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No, no, no,
I have great news.
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Really great news.
You want to hear it?
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Do you want to hear it?
Do you want to hear it?
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- Geez, how much coffee did you have?
- I don't know.
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But I'm sweating bullets,
and I've peed five times.
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All right.
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No, hey, hey,
hey! Anyway,
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the principal dropped by
the committee meeting,
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and he told me that he
was really impressed
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with all the extra hours
I've been putting in.
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah. But here's the best part.
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You want to hear the best part?
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If it's the last part.
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Guess who's been invited
to his house
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for a very exclusive
Halloween party?
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You?
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No, us!
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Crap.
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No, no, no!
Come on!
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I know you
hate Halloween,
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but I'll buy us
cool costumes.
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How do you feel
about playing Dracula?
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No!
I don't want to wear a costume!
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Well, neither do I,
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but it's a great
opportunity
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for me to schmooze with the
members of the school board.
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Wow, you put off a lot
of heat when you sleep.
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Molly, please don't
make me do this.
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Okay, fine.
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I'm not gonna make
you do anything,
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but I bet I could
persuade you.
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Wait a second.
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You're gonna have sex
with me just to get me
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to do something
I don't want to do?
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Is there a problem?
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No.
Oh.
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Oh, how about if we go
as raggedy Ann and Andy?
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Don't talk.
Oh.
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I hate Halloween.
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Come on. It's just
kids being kids.
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You don't want to know
what I threw at cop cars
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when I was their age.
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It's not that.
I gotta go
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to this stupid costume party
with Molly tonight.
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Aw, that's too bad.
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Sandwich bags filled
with poop, by the way.
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Yeah, I figured as much.
You know what she did
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last night to get me to go?
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She woke me up out of a dead
sleep and had sex with me.
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I'm listening really hard,
but I'm not hearing the bad.
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She knows I can't say no
to intercourse,
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and she used that
to her advantage.
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Wait, so you're saying women
use sex to get us to do things
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we wouldn't normally do?
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We'd better warn
the others!
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Hey, it's new to me.
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That's it!
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Let's scare the hell out
of those little punks.
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All right. If we have
to chase 'em on foot.
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I'll go after the hulk and you
go after the giant hotdog.
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You know what's weird?
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I had a dream
about that once.
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I'll give you
the black lipstick
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so you can reapply it after
you make out or throw up.
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I'm not gonna be making out
or throwing up.
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I thought you said
it was a party.
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Let me get some
more hairspray
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so it doesn't wilt
while you're dancing.
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There's not gonna
be any dancing.
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Wow, no dancing,
throwing up or making out?
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Sometimes I do all that stuff
on the way to the party.
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Mike, you're late.
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What happened?
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Carl and I ran into
a pack of ten-year-olds
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armed with eggs and wired
on sweetarts. Oh...
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You can't use excessive force
on them, can you?
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You can, but everybody
has video cameras now.
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Well, we need
to get dressed.
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And as you can see,
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I'm going
as bride of Frankenstein,
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which means you will be...
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Fat Frankenstein.
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You know what? I'm not doing it.
I'm not gonna dress up.
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You have to,
it's a Halloween party.
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Everybody is gonna
be dressed up.
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Listen, I understand that
this night is important to you,
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and I ll happily stand
by your side
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all night long
in the nicest suit I own,
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but I will not, I repeat, will
not put on a stupid costume
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just to be a part of
your blind quest for power!
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Quit growling.
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I hate this.
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The sleeves are
too short,
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my pants are
riding up on me,
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00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:23,476
and I can't take a wizz
without turning my penis green.
252
00:10:33,544 --> 00:10:35,010
Oh. Grab that,
will you, vin?
253
00:10:35,012 --> 00:10:38,613
I'm making us some
candycorn-tinis.
254
00:10:41,518 --> 00:10:44,119
Hold on, you little bastards.
255
00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:48,856
Trick or treat!
256
00:10:48,858 --> 00:10:50,709
Yeah, yeah, don't lean
on the bell like that.
257
00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:52,127
What are you, diabetic?
258
00:10:52,578 --> 00:10:55,029
No, I'm Batman.
259
00:10:55,031 --> 00:10:57,966
Well, I'm Satan.
Welcome to hell.
260
00:10:57,968 --> 00:11:01,002
One for you, one for
the little lady
261
00:11:01,004 --> 00:11:03,388
and one for four-eyes
over here.
262
00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:04,923
I'm Harry Potter.
263
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,908
A little advice... lose the broom
264
00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:09,511
and get a strong male influence
in your life.
265
00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,985
Well, they're just adorable,
aren't they?
266
00:11:16,987 --> 00:11:18,603
Oh, yeah, I can't wait
267
00:11:18,605 --> 00:11:21,823
for Mike and Molly
to give us some grandkids.
268
00:11:21,825 --> 00:11:24,225
Well, you're so
good with them.
269
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,918
Ah, oh, isn't this great?
270
00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:37,172
Stop growling.
271
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,623
I hate Halloween, I hate
Halloween costumes,
272
00:11:38,625 --> 00:11:39,958
and I hate
Halloween parties.
273
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,409
Yeah, but look,
274
00:11:41,411 --> 00:11:43,261
there's people walking around
with trays of little food.
275
00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:44,379
You like that.
276
00:11:44,381 --> 00:11:47,048
I do like that.
277
00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:49,384
Ms. Flynn, glad you could make it.
Hi.
278
00:11:49,386 --> 00:11:51,720
Principal Gilmartin,
thank you so much
279
00:11:51,722 --> 00:11:53,921
for inviting us
to your beautiful home.
280
00:11:53,923 --> 00:11:56,758
And this is my fiancé,
Michael Biggs
281
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,109
of the Chicago
police department.
282
00:11:58,111 --> 00:12:00,946
Arrgh, 'tis a pleasure
to meet you, Matey.
283
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:07,101
Mike, he's not a pirate,
he's Edgar Allen Poe.
284
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:10,605
That's why he's got a raven on
his shoulder and not a parrot.
285
00:12:10,607 --> 00:12:13,124
Where'd they get that
brain of yours from?
286
00:12:13,126 --> 00:12:16,077
I don't know, you
rented the costume.
287
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:20,415
Well, nice to meet you,
officer Biggs.
288
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,784
Or should I say Mr.
And Mrs. Frankenstein?
289
00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:25,920
Arrgh.
290
00:12:25,922 --> 00:12:28,289
What'd I miss?
291
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,842
Oh, Molly, there's a couple
292
00:12:30,844 --> 00:12:34,646
of folks from the school board
I'd like to introduce you to.
293
00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:36,314
Oh, right behind you.
294
00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:38,016
You gonna be okay?
Yeah, I'll be fine.
295
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,684
I'll just grab a couple
of those little sandwiches
296
00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:40,935
and hang out
with Shemp over there.
297
00:12:40,937 --> 00:12:42,020
That's Gertrude Stein.
298
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,990
Well, she did a great job
with the shemp costume.
299
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:50,412
Eh, a wise guy. Nyuk, nyuk.
300
00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:00,005
There you go.
301
00:13:05,177 --> 00:13:08,179
Do I look like
I'm from outer space?
302
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:10,882
Whoa, Manny, Moe and Jack.
303
00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:14,769
Can you tell which
one's the fake one?
304
00:13:14,771 --> 00:13:18,523
No.
And I'm really looking.
305
00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:20,508
Baby, you sure you're
ready for a night
306
00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:22,060
of guys eyeballing your honkers?
307
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:25,530
Business as usual, really.
308
00:13:25,532 --> 00:13:29,451
But now I get to say, "hey,
my three eyes are up here."
309
00:13:29,453 --> 00:13:31,870
Hey, look at that,
you do have three eyes.
310
00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:35,857
Vince, get the door.
311
00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:39,494
I'm gonna have to sleep
on my back tonight.
312
00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:44,666
You gotta be kiddin' me.
313
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:47,252
You guys are a little old to be
trick-or-treatin', aren't you?
314
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:49,254
Just give us the candy, man.
315
00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:51,589
What are you, like 30?
316
00:13:53,592 --> 00:13:57,044
Get a job and buy your own.
317
00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,546
Just give 'em
the candy, Vince.
318
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:01,716
Yeah, just give us
the candy, Vince.
319
00:14:01,718 --> 00:14:03,885
No. There's a
principle involved.
320
00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:06,604
These mopes didn't even
say "trick-or-treat."
321
00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:08,222
Trick-or-treat,
okay?
322
00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:10,241
Come on, just
give 'em the candy.
323
00:14:10,243 --> 00:14:12,694
Otherwise, they'll
crap on the lawn.
324
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:14,496
She's not wrong.
325
00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:18,232
Let me handle this.
326
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:25,924
Trick-or-treat, boys.
One for each.
327
00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:33,047
If I had four of these things,
I could rule the world.
328
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,755
I just think if we're gonna spend
the money on a hot lunch program,
329
00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:42,690
there should be healthy choices
for the kids.
330
00:14:42,692 --> 00:14:44,442
I mean, have you seen
what they're serving?
331
00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:47,028
Oh, no, I try to avoid
the cafeteria.
332
00:14:48,532 --> 00:14:52,283
Well, most
of what they're getting
333
00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:53,651
is either starch or sugar,
334
00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:55,603
which is why the kids
crash every afternoon.
335
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:57,655
Do we really want
to change that?
336
00:14:57,657 --> 00:15:00,107
Because I actually
enjoy the quiet.
337
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:04,779
Well, I'm just saying, if
we use more of our budget
338
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:07,048
on healthy foods, their
brains would work better,
339
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:10,001
and we wouldn't have to taser
them to get them to study.
340
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:11,619
You know, I think
you're onto something.
341
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,120
I love the idea of tasers.
342
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:17,559
Oh, excuse me.
343
00:15:17,561 --> 00:15:20,028
Yeah, why don't you taser this.
344
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:23,481
Come on, Mike,
let's get out of here.
345
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:26,484
What? They just brought
out the little meatballs.
346
00:15:26,486 --> 00:15:28,436
I don't fit in
with these people
347
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:31,356
with their Ivy league schools
and their inside jokes.
348
00:15:31,358 --> 00:15:34,325
I'm not cut out for
grade school politics.
349
00:15:34,327 --> 00:15:37,996
And Cleopatra's got her head
so far up Edgar Allen Poe's ass
350
00:15:37,998 --> 00:15:41,482
that she can smell
Voltaire's feet.
351
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:44,986
I have no idea what any of
that means, but it sounds like
352
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:46,821
you're not pissed
off at me anymore.
353
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:51,009
Mike, I'm, I'm sorry I made
you come to this with me.
354
00:15:51,011 --> 00:15:52,043
Come on, let's go.
355
00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:54,128
Oh, hang on. You're
just gonna give up?
356
00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:55,380
What's the point?
357
00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:57,164
The school board's just
gonna hand the job
358
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,600
to somebody with
advanced degrees
359
00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:00,552
from a fancy college
like they always do.
360
00:16:00,554 --> 00:16:02,187
And that's the reason
nothing ever changes.
361
00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:04,672
And that's why you wanted to
get involved in the first place,
362
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:05,940
to make a difference, right?
363
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:07,642
- Right.
- You gonna let Amadeus
364
00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:10,177
and Cher knock you
off your path?
365
00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,481
It's Voltaire and Cleopatra.
366
00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:14,649
Whatever.
367
00:16:14,651 --> 00:16:17,068
You are bride of freakin'
Frankenstein, lady.
368
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,571
And we Frankensteins
have heart.
369
00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:21,489
It may not be our own,
370
00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:24,792
but it beats strong
and we lead with it.
371
00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:27,662
Now get over there and
show 'em who you're made of.
372
00:16:27,664 --> 00:16:30,498
You're right.
373
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,968
Excuse me.
374
00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:35,169
Principal Gilmartin,
375
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,872
I just wanted to thank you
again for inviting us.
376
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:39,507
And I want to let you know
377
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:42,143
that I'm determined to be
your next vice-principal.
378
00:16:42,145 --> 00:16:44,812
I can't think of anybody else
who would be better at it,
379
00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,514
and of course
that's up to you.
380
00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:48,716
If you do make the wrong
decision and I don't get it,
381
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,568
I'll just go back to doing
what I've always been doing,
382
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,320
which is being the best
damn fourth grade teacher
383
00:16:52,322 --> 00:16:53,404
that school's ever seen.
384
00:16:55,075 --> 00:16:56,357
No, no, no!
385
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:04,749
Personally, I think you'd make
a wonderful vice-principal.
386
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:07,835
- Really?
- Absolutely.
387
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:11,089
You're hard working and clearly
dedicated to your students.
388
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,076
Okay. Terrific.
389
00:17:15,078 --> 00:17:16,911
I guess there's
nothing left to do
390
00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:20,414
but get hammered and make out
with my big green boyfriend.
391
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,133
Happy Halloween.
392
00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:23,301
It's getting there.
393
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,187
He's a nice guy.
394
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,640
I'll have his job
in a year.
395
00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:33,311
You're a monster!
396
00:17:53,046 --> 00:17:55,597
I love Halloween.
397
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,921
Well, that was
a humiliating experience.
398
00:18:19,923 --> 00:18:21,089
Forget about it.
399
00:18:21,091 --> 00:18:23,574
Sit down. I'll buy
you some breakfast.
400
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:48,767
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