1 00:00:01,323 --> 00:00:03,423 At the risk of sounding positive, 2 00:00:03,941 --> 00:00:06,341 I love it when it rains in suburbia. 3 00:00:14,354 --> 00:00:16,174 You don't have to water! 4 00:00:16,574 --> 00:00:18,394 It's already watering. 5 00:00:21,367 --> 00:00:23,267 At the risk of sounding negative, 6 00:00:23,415 --> 00:00:25,235 people are here stupid. 7 00:00:26,841 --> 00:00:28,777 And wasteful. 8 00:00:33,175 --> 00:00:35,975 Do you guys know how much food do we waste? 9 00:00:36,227 --> 00:00:37,919 It's not food. It's garbage. 10 00:00:37,983 --> 00:00:40,317 But it's not. Look. 11 00:00:42,134 --> 00:00:44,435 She's digging through the trash. (Dishes clanking) 12 00:00:44,585 --> 00:00:48,471 See? A perfectly good apple. You can still eat it. 13 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:51,132 You do... eat, don't you? 14 00:00:51,188 --> 00:00:52,202 We eat. 15 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:58,328 - I feel bloated. - Let's walk it off. 16 00:00:58,721 --> 00:01:01,171 Yeah. Go burn off that mint. 17 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,182 (Crunches) 18 00:01:05,888 --> 00:01:07,655 I think I had proven my point. 19 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,037 I had also proven that the 5-second rule 20 00:01:10,084 --> 00:01:12,748 is too generous when it comes to produce from the trash. 21 00:01:14,046 --> 00:01:17,264 So, Tessa, things good? 22 00:01:17,558 --> 00:01:19,900 You settling in, making friends? 23 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,545 No unwanted pregnancies I should know about? 24 00:01:21,584 --> 00:01:23,387 Nope. I am without baby. 25 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:26,809 Great, then I will mark you down as counseled, 26 00:01:27,012 --> 00:01:28,718 and we'll have another personal interaction 27 00:01:28,745 --> 00:01:29,562 in two more months. 28 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:31,178 Works for me. 29 00:01:32,955 --> 00:01:35,405 You know... (Sighs) This kind of complacency 30 00:01:35,445 --> 00:01:36,751 - really ticks me off. - What? 31 00:01:36,814 --> 00:01:39,230 I asked for chicken and stars, not chicken and rice. 32 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:40,415 (Sloshes) 33 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:41,516 It's a pandemic. 34 00:01:41,551 --> 00:01:42,634 Cafeteria incompetence? 35 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,043 Wastefulness. 36 00:01:44,468 --> 00:01:46,321 You guys throw out a lot of food. 37 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:47,422 That soup was wrong. 38 00:01:47,457 --> 00:01:49,557 If it was right, I would have eaten it. 39 00:01:49,582 --> 00:01:50,811 Totally. 40 00:01:51,506 --> 00:01:53,729 I'm just saying, people who throw out rice 41 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:55,897 for not being stars might have more 44 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,653 So maybe... Maybe the school could donate 45 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,495 the extra food to the needy instead of dumping it. 46 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:06,078 The needy... is that with a "Y" or an "I-E"? 47 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:08,777 The needy? They're with a "Y." 48 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,478 Needy. People who need. 49 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:14,549 Need. 50 00:02:14,584 --> 00:02:17,590 Food, clothing, help. 51 00:02:17,653 --> 00:02:19,220 Tessa, do you know what this is? 52 00:02:19,238 --> 00:02:20,522 A dramatic mood shift? 53 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:22,491 Teachable moment, a cause that the students 54 00:02:22,525 --> 00:02:24,893 can get involved in, and you can spearhead. 55 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,023 - I don't normally spearhead. - Impromptu assembly, 56 00:02:27,054 --> 00:02:30,032 poignant video presentation, soulful soundtrack... 57 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,699 Maybe early Sarah McLachlan... 58 00:02:31,808 --> 00:02:33,887 Colorful, stretchy awareness bracels. 59 00:02:33,998 --> 00:02:35,632 I love it! 60 00:02:35,815 --> 00:02:39,768 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 61 00:02:41,878 --> 00:02:47,236 (Woman) ♪ Last night I had a pleasant nightmare ♪ 62 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:49,885 ♪ da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪ 63 00:02:50,389 --> 00:02:53,274 We got the towel warmers. We got a heated floor. 64 00:02:53,301 --> 00:02:55,251 Uh, we got the bidet. That's for Jill, 65 00:02:55,269 --> 00:02:57,187 though she never uses it, though she should. 66 00:02:57,221 --> 00:02:59,389 (Chuckles) Though I wish you hadn't shared that. 67 00:02:59,423 --> 00:03:01,424 (Chuckles) We got the infinity bathtub. 68 00:03:01,459 --> 00:03:03,360 We got the Japanese talking toilet, 69 00:03:03,394 --> 00:03:06,987 and then this is the star of the show... 70 00:03:07,698 --> 00:03:10,033 Walk-in steam shower with multiple heads, 71 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,908 plus one that cleans your undercarriage, 72 00:03:12,197 --> 00:03:13,507 and I'm talking squeaky clean. 73 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,628 Well, what can I say? It's a... It's a killer bathroom, man. 74 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:18,224 Yes, she is, but do you know the one thing she's missing? 75 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:19,508 Modesty? 76 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,110 (Chuckles) A skylight. That's why I called you. 77 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,779 Yeah, but I'm really trying to focus on new builds 78 00:03:23,814 --> 00:03:25,014 and renovations. 79 00:03:25,048 --> 00:03:26,415 But you're the skylight king. 80 00:03:26,450 --> 00:03:28,117 Not... not a title I chose. 81 00:03:28,151 --> 00:03:30,019 No, that is a title you earned. 82 00:03:30,053 --> 00:03:31,988 I put in one skylight for Dallas. 83 00:03:32,022 --> 00:03:33,317 Skylight king! 84 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:36,083 It's not like you're gonna be working for some taskmaster. 85 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:38,274 You're gonna be working for me, your friend. 86 00:03:39,071 --> 00:03:39,728 Okay. 87 00:03:39,746 --> 00:03:40,863 All right. 88 00:03:40,897 --> 00:03:42,081 Let's... let's build you a skylight. 89 00:03:42,115 --> 00:03:43,666 (Aristocratic voice) Well, thank you, my liege. 90 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:44,750 Thank you. 91 00:03:44,785 --> 00:03:47,253 Yes. Oh, yes. The king grows weary. Away. 92 00:03:47,287 --> 00:03:48,571 (Chuckles) 93 00:03:48,605 --> 00:03:49,772 (Automated female voice) Why are you throwing away 94 00:03:49,806 --> 00:03:50,906 that food? 95 00:03:50,941 --> 00:03:52,308 You have not eaten it yet. 96 00:03:52,342 --> 00:03:53,579 (Automated male voice) I had my lunch. 97 00:03:53,673 --> 00:03:55,106 This was leftover. 98 00:03:55,227 --> 00:03:57,113 All leftovers go into the trash. 99 00:03:57,147 --> 00:04:00,049 Yes, however, there is still plenty of good food 100 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:01,317 on your plate. 101 00:04:01,351 --> 00:04:04,020 Who are you, the fascist food police? 102 00:04:04,054 --> 00:04:05,521 Let's get fired up. 103 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:08,138 (Both) Together we can feed the world. 104 00:04:12,331 --> 00:04:14,563 (Amplified voice) I think we all got the message here today. 105 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:18,274 We have a problem right here in Chatswin, 106 00:04:18,532 --> 00:04:20,040 and if it weren't for the courage 107 00:04:20,095 --> 00:04:21,804 of a certain redheaded bear, 108 00:04:21,838 --> 00:04:23,837 we wouldn't even be talking about it. 109 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:28,959 I give you that bear. I give you Tessa Altman. 110 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:30,841 Come on down. 111 00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:36,751 (Creaks) 112 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:38,248 (Amplified voice) Um... 113 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:42,058 Hey, try not to waste so much food. 114 00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:44,493 Questions and comments. Questions and comments. 115 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,534 Questions or comments? 116 00:04:49,485 --> 00:04:50,618 Ahem. 117 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:52,644 Dalia? 118 00:04:54,593 --> 00:04:57,595 Okay, so one time I was on vacation, right? 119 00:04:57,663 --> 00:05:00,932 And I walked outside my hotel to where the locals live, 120 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:02,700 and I saw things. 121 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:03,695 So what did you see? 122 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:07,405 Suffering. Endless suffering. 123 00:05:07,806 --> 00:05:09,807 Their hair was so frizzy. 124 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,680 Their... hair? 125 00:05:11,726 --> 00:05:15,520 Yeah. The humidity in Orlando is brutal, 126 00:05:15,605 --> 00:05:17,471 and their skin was, like, totally jacked up. 127 00:05:17,495 --> 00:05:19,332 You guys, people are dying over there. 128 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,404 We need to help them! 129 00:05:20,427 --> 00:05:21,164 What can we do? 130 00:05:21,203 --> 00:05:22,136 They're not dying! 131 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:23,561 Where is Orlando? 132 00:05:23,595 --> 00:05:25,357 Our gardener's name is Orlando. 133 00:05:25,396 --> 00:05:28,299 Guys, the people of Florida are fine. Trust me. 134 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,002 They have the Everglades and assisted living. 135 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:32,503 We should raise money for them. 136 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:33,471 (Students murmur) 137 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,439 No! Down. 138 00:05:36,935 --> 00:05:39,477 We should send them clarisonic face brushes. 139 00:05:39,544 --> 00:05:41,417 They're really good for your complexion, you guys. 140 00:05:41,464 --> 00:05:42,182 Mr. Wolfe? 141 00:05:42,404 --> 00:05:43,804 She's not wrong. 142 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:46,078 They are really good for your complexion. 143 00:05:46,968 --> 00:05:48,786 (Creaks) So it's decided. 144 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:51,355 Chatswin high school's first semiannual 145 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:54,275 Florida clarisonic face brush fund-raiser, 146 00:05:54,908 --> 00:05:58,729 and here's the girl that made it all happen... Tessa Altman. 147 00:05:58,764 --> 00:06:02,817 (Cheering) 148 00:06:07,641 --> 00:06:09,712 Okay, that's that. (Sighs) 149 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:19,556 (Alexandra Stan's "Mr. Saxobeat" :) playing) 150 00:06:19,627 --> 00:06:21,652 Anybody home? 151 00:06:21,687 --> 00:06:23,320 Hello? 152 00:06:30,228 --> 00:06:31,162 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 153 00:06:31,196 --> 00:06:32,129 Whoo! 154 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:33,597 ♪ Mm, yeah ♪ 155 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:34,732 ♪ mm, yeah, oh, oh, yeah ♪ (Laughs) 156 00:06:34,766 --> 00:06:37,101 (Gurgles) Mmm. 157 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,737 ♪ Mm, yeah, oh, yeah, mm, yeah ♪ 158 00:06:40,887 --> 00:06:42,273 Hello. 159 00:06:42,307 --> 00:06:43,807 Wow, you ain't kiddin'. 160 00:06:43,825 --> 00:06:45,105 ♪ Mm, yeah, mm, yeah ♪ 161 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:47,862 ♪ you make me this, bring me up ♪ 162 00:06:47,913 --> 00:06:49,980 (Screaming) Aah! 163 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:50,981 ♪ Make me move ♪ 164 00:06:50,999 --> 00:06:53,117 Oh, crap. Aah! 165 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,652 (Grunts) Ow. 166 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:58,789 (Panting) 167 00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:06,617 - Tessa! - Aah! 168 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,137 Can you believe it? Look what you started? 169 00:07:09,188 --> 00:07:12,023 But it's ridiculous! You realize that, right, Mr. Wolfe? 170 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,126 I mean, we're helping people with oily skin? 171 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,329 Oh, my gosh. You are so right. 172 00:07:18,347 --> 00:07:20,498 People, listen up. (Sighs) 173 00:07:20,516 --> 00:07:23,418 We cannot just target floridians with oily skin. 174 00:07:23,452 --> 00:07:27,155 We must also reach out to those with combination and dry skin. 175 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:29,759 Spread the word. Good catch, boss. 176 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,072 (Grunts) 177 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:34,639 (School bell rings) 178 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,198 (Gasps) There she is... the girl that's gonna save Florida. 179 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,303 One face at a time. 180 00:07:39,339 --> 00:07:40,959 That's the spirit, and I should know. 181 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:43,375 I have run over a hundred charities in my time... 182 00:07:43,404 --> 00:07:45,570 Everything from air beds for the homeless... (Sighs) 183 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,476 To air beds for the elderly. 184 00:07:47,518 --> 00:07:48,925 My brother in law saw your air bed. 185 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:51,046 Well, have at it, 'cause I'm out. 186 00:07:51,163 --> 00:07:54,599 Wait. What do you mean, you're out? You're the leader. 187 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:56,718 You're the face of Florida's face. 188 00:07:56,752 --> 00:08:00,488 I mentioned to Mr. Wolfe that maybe we should donate 189 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,507 uneaten food to people who need it. 190 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:04,805 Dalia is the one who made it about pores. 191 00:08:04,828 --> 00:08:07,528 Yes, but Dalia's talents are better served elsewhere. 192 00:08:07,563 --> 00:08:11,816 She's more of a... muse, but you... you're the worker bee, 193 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,401 gettin' your hands all filthy dirty, 194 00:08:13,435 --> 00:08:15,920 haulin' things with your filthy, dirty hands. 195 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,591 We need you. The people of Florida need you. 196 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,409 Now... I brought these deli platters 197 00:08:21,443 --> 00:08:23,027 for the volunteers. How do they look? 198 00:08:23,538 --> 00:08:24,772 Like a lot of thin meat. 199 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:28,491 You're right. I did get them prepackaged and on sale. 200 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,092 Maybe I should dump 'em. 201 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:31,748 Yeah, I'm gonna dump 'em. 202 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:34,973 And that's when I realized 203 00:08:35,007 --> 00:08:36,774 there was no saving these people. 204 00:08:36,809 --> 00:08:37,842 They were gonna do what they were gonna do, 205 00:08:37,876 --> 00:08:38,776 and there was no point in getting 206 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:41,029 my filthy little hands dirty... 207 00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:43,047 Unless it was for deli meat. 208 00:08:43,082 --> 00:08:44,349 (Muzak playing) 209 00:08:44,383 --> 00:08:45,617 Mm... there she is, 210 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,285 right along the 29 premolar. (Suction gurgling) 211 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:48,802 Oh, and a slight occlusal on 28. 212 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:51,539 Very good, Cindy, and look at all this tartar buildup. 213 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,691 Oh, and see how dull the surfaces are? 214 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:55,326 I bet he's a grinder. What are you trying to do, 215 00:08:55,361 --> 00:08:57,195 put me out of a job there, eagle eye? 216 00:08:57,229 --> 00:08:58,863 Oh, gosh. No, no. If I couldn't work for you... 217 00:08:58,897 --> 00:09:00,131 (Mouth full) Guys, please. 218 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:03,167 Oh, sorry, buddy. I'm just consulting with Cindy. 219 00:09:03,202 --> 00:09:04,619 Well, you cracked it, all right. 220 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,738 The good news is, it's above the gumline. 221 00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:10,158 It's called an oblique supragingival fracture. 222 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:13,468 That's what Wikipedia calls it. I have no idea what it is. 223 00:09:13,538 --> 00:09:15,196 (Giggling) 224 00:09:15,247 --> 00:09:17,131 (Laughing) Because it's... 225 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,716 He's teasing. He knows. 226 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:21,052 I do. I know. 227 00:09:21,086 --> 00:09:22,687 Noah, man, I'm dying here. Please. 228 00:09:22,721 --> 00:09:25,657 I'm sorry. I'm gonna recommend a crown, all right? 229 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,758 We can dig it out today, 230 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,192 do an impression so you have a temp, 231 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,895 come back later in the week, finish her up. 232 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,664 Easy peasy, extra cheesy. 233 00:09:32,684 --> 00:09:34,805 Well, if it's extra cheesy, I guess we should do it. 234 00:09:34,836 --> 00:09:37,733 All right. A crown for the skylight king. 235 00:09:37,772 --> 00:09:39,220 (Imitates trumpet fanfare) 236 00:09:39,254 --> 00:09:40,638 (Laughs) 237 00:09:40,673 --> 00:09:42,423 Super water fountain smells like patchouli. 238 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,292 Oh, you should see his waiting room. 239 00:09:44,343 --> 00:09:46,444 It is a joke. He has a massage table. 240 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:49,131 There's, like, rows of different flavors of iced tea. 241 00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:52,036 Maybe I can weaponize it, 242 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,713 and bam! 243 00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:54,803 Kill a guy. 244 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,587 What's going on? You're going dark on me. 245 00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:58,690 All the people I go to school with are morons, 246 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,746 and I'm guilty by association. I give up. 247 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,980 You're too young to give up. 248 00:10:04,963 --> 00:10:08,966 I am the head of the stupidest charity known to mankind. 249 00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:11,126 (Mouth full) That first part sounded impressive. 250 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:13,058 You're the head. 251 00:10:13,086 --> 00:10:17,422 Look, if people are looking to you as a leader, then lead. 252 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,211 You've got the attention of morons? 253 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,952 - Do something smart with it. - How? 254 00:10:21,213 --> 00:10:23,331 All they care about is how they look or what they drive 255 00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:24,782 or how they look in what they drive. 256 00:10:24,817 --> 00:10:27,630 You can't blame them for being a product of their environment. 257 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:31,122 They know what they know. They live in a bubble. 258 00:10:31,156 --> 00:10:33,024 I am loving this deli. 259 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:36,327 George was right. These people were living in a bubble, 260 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,696 and maybe it was up to me to pop it, 261 00:10:38,731 --> 00:10:41,365 like a pimple on a floridian's back. 262 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:46,415 (Speaking indistinctly) 263 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:48,578 Ahem. Hey. 264 00:10:49,722 --> 00:10:50,714 So... 265 00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:54,323 You guys know how you live in this sort of... bubble? 266 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,953 This bubble of ignorance? 267 00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:01,677 Oh. 268 00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,832 It's not your fault that you live there. 269 00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:06,511 It's just... you haven't been exposed to much. 270 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:09,509 I have. I used to live outside the bubble, 271 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,945 so today I'm going to expose you to something 272 00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:14,247 that I grew up with every day. 273 00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:15,398 Gladys? 274 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:19,786 (Wheels squeaking, cans rattling) 275 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:21,847 This is Gladys. 276 00:11:22,011 --> 00:11:23,981 She's a homeless man that lived on my street. 277 00:11:24,032 --> 00:11:26,334 She's a man? 278 00:11:26,368 --> 00:11:27,595 How does that work? 279 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,380 - (Effeminate voice) Let me take this one. - (Whispers) Okay. 280 00:11:30,078 --> 00:11:33,515 Basically you just... Tuck everything in. 281 00:11:33,549 --> 00:11:37,202 See, um, not everybody is getting their teeth whitened 282 00:11:37,236 --> 00:11:40,221 or... going to the mall 283 00:11:40,256 --> 00:11:42,056 or... Overwatering their lawn. 284 00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:44,225 Some people, like me and Gladys, 285 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:47,195 understand that there are people out there 286 00:11:47,229 --> 00:11:49,336 that don't have everything they need. 287 00:11:50,099 --> 00:11:54,169 Some people have nothing and live on the street. 288 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:56,020 West 14th, to be exact. 289 00:11:56,055 --> 00:11:58,673 Gladys and I aren't trying to make you feel bad. 290 00:11:58,707 --> 00:12:00,575 We're just trying to show you 291 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:04,317 that there are real problems out there worth focusing on... 292 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:08,655 Problems more severe than bad skin or oily hair, 293 00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:12,420 so, uh, the next time you're about to throw out 294 00:12:12,454 --> 00:12:15,990 $85 worth of deli meat, maybe you'll think twice, 295 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:18,259 because there are people in need, 296 00:12:18,294 --> 00:12:21,407 and they're a lot closer than Florida. 297 00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:24,065 (Whispers) Thank you. 298 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,639 What? 299 00:12:36,774 --> 00:12:38,058 What? 300 00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:45,520 (Thud) Aah! 301 00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:48,389 $2,600 for a crown?! 302 00:12:48,424 --> 00:12:50,325 (Turns off faucet) Hey, I don't set the prices. 303 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:51,960 It's your practice! 304 00:12:51,994 --> 00:12:53,249 That's true. 305 00:12:53,727 --> 00:12:55,278 (Chuckles) But what did you expect, 306 00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:57,429 that I wasn't gonna charge you at all? 307 00:12:57,537 --> 00:13:01,028 No, I assumed you were going to give me a discount. 308 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,767 I mean, I-I gave... I gave you a-a break on your skylight. 309 00:13:03,814 --> 00:13:06,457 Well, I didn't assume that. Thanks for the discount. 310 00:13:06,492 --> 00:13:09,260 This is not how friends treat each other, Noah. 311 00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:11,446 Friends give each other a deal. 312 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,015 No, friends do their very best work for one another, 313 00:13:14,049 --> 00:13:16,584 and the best costs money. Look, and I'm not the one 314 00:13:16,619 --> 00:13:19,245 who decided to strip naked and take my shower for a spin. 315 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:21,122 I had to give my maid the rest of the day off. 316 00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:22,507 She was so freaked out. 317 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:24,342 Oh, gee. I'm really sorry about that. 318 00:13:24,393 --> 00:13:26,829 Who... who's gonna cube your pineapple for you? 319 00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:28,396 Um, I'm allergic to pineapple. 320 00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,131 If you were a real friend, you'd know that, 321 00:13:30,165 --> 00:13:32,767 and just for the record, I was gonna give you a discount, 322 00:13:32,801 --> 00:13:33,935 but I didn't want to insult you, 323 00:13:33,969 --> 00:13:35,870 so if you want, go ahead, cut it in half. 324 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,105 Make it zero, for all I care. 325 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:39,407 That is very noble of you, man. I really appreciate it, 326 00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,322 but I don't need your charity, okay, buddy? 327 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,657 Wait, but, look, why was I expecting a "thank you"? 328 00:13:43,741 --> 00:13:47,027 You know what? Strong and wrong, just like always. 329 00:13:47,132 --> 00:13:48,349 Strong and wrong? 330 00:13:48,384 --> 00:13:49,684 I'm not... I don't even know what that means. 331 00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:51,185 (Deep voice) I'm George, and I'm strong, 332 00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:53,254 and blah, blah, blah, but I'm wrong. 333 00:13:53,289 --> 00:13:54,789 (Laughs) You know what? 334 00:13:54,823 --> 00:13:58,159 Good luck with that hole in your roof. Looks like rain. 335 00:13:58,193 --> 00:14:00,828 Good luck sipping cold beverages! 336 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,875 (Thunder rumbles) 337 00:14:04,984 --> 00:14:07,835 (Lisa) S-so when Gladys says she tucks everything in, 338 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:10,755 what exactly does that mean? 339 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,073 What does she tuck? 340 00:14:12,107 --> 00:14:14,392 Gladys is a dude. 341 00:14:14,443 --> 00:14:17,227 She's... a man. 342 00:14:17,997 --> 00:14:20,615 Oh. (Chuckles) Right. Right. 343 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,418 (School bell rings) 344 00:14:22,657 --> 00:14:27,655 (Applause and whistles) 345 00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:30,808 I had become their cause du jour. 346 00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:32,260 What's going on? 347 00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:35,530 We heard you, Tessa. We heard you loud and clear, 348 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,648 and we're not worried about Florida anymore. 349 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,400 We're worried about you. 350 00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,636 We know you ate that rank meat. 351 00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:44,641 The picture you painted of your life with the homeless... 352 00:14:44,735 --> 00:14:47,408 Devastating, but you're in Chatswin now, 353 00:14:47,442 --> 00:14:49,510 and Chatswin takes care of its own. 354 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:51,946 Come here, you brave thing. 355 00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:54,227 Somehow I had sent two wrong messages... 356 00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:56,007 One, that I was in need, 357 00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:58,820 and two, that it was okay to touch me. 358 00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:01,824 That night, George discovered what I already knew... 359 00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:03,083 We'd become a charity case. 360 00:15:03,091 --> 00:15:04,558 So here's some canned bisque, 361 00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,893 some Egyptian cotton hand towels, 362 00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:08,395 an air multiplier. 363 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:09,897 We ordered two, one for the cabana, 364 00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:11,915 but you need it more. 365 00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:14,101 Yeah. You ate that rank meat. 366 00:15:14,135 --> 00:15:16,420 Have you been talking to Noah? Is that what this is about? 367 00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:18,372 Because I'm going to take care of that bill. 368 00:15:18,406 --> 00:15:20,841 Oh, George. I would add you to my dental plan if I could, 369 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,759 but I can't, so I brought you 370 00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:25,379 a professional double Belgian waffle maker. 371 00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:27,577 Go on. Take it. It makes two at once. 372 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:31,640 We know you ed this, George. We all heard Tessa's speech, 373 00:15:31,687 --> 00:15:34,721 and we met her transsexual homeless friend. 374 00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:36,056 Gladys? You... you brought Gladys? 375 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:39,126 I didn't bring Gladys, no. She took Metro-north. 376 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,297 And, Tessa, Dalia has something for you. Dalia. 377 00:15:43,331 --> 00:15:45,199 (Sighs) 378 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:48,001 Here. I stole this from the mall. 379 00:15:48,036 --> 00:15:49,239 It's not my color. 380 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:54,708 Used lip gloss. Wow. I don't know what to say. 381 00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:57,711 I do. Thank you for stopping by our shanty. 382 00:15:57,745 --> 00:15:59,313 We'll see you around the soup kitchen. 383 00:15:59,347 --> 00:16:01,348 Oh. Okay. God bless. 384 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,738 God bless you. 385 00:16:03,218 --> 00:16:05,319 (Door squeaks) 386 00:16:05,353 --> 00:16:07,120 Dad, I'm so sorry. 387 00:16:07,138 --> 00:16:10,691 When I told you to focus your charity on a good cause, 388 00:16:10,725 --> 00:16:12,526 did you decide on us? 389 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,927 I swear that wasn't my intention. 390 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:16,244 I will... Throw this all out. 391 00:16:16,283 --> 00:16:17,598 Throw it out? No. What? 392 00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:19,399 I was just about to go make some Belgian waffles 393 00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:21,335 and multiply some air. 394 00:16:21,369 --> 00:16:22,319 Ow. 395 00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:24,471 (Doorbell rings) 396 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,522 What? 397 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:27,374 I just wanted to... to bring this by. 398 00:16:27,408 --> 00:16:29,610 It's a pocket Jesus. 399 00:16:29,644 --> 00:16:30,844 I thought maybe during the hard times, 400 00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:32,736 it would help you see the light. 401 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,182 It's also a light. 402 00:16:35,216 --> 00:16:36,667 Oh. (Click) 403 00:16:36,701 --> 00:16:40,087 Come in. It's just, people have been coming by all night 404 00:16:40,121 --> 00:16:43,123 with the most ridiculous junk. 405 00:16:43,157 --> 00:16:44,391 I mean, look at this. 406 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:48,128 A soda maker. A snow cone machine? 407 00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:52,332 Who in the world could possibly want any of this stuff? 408 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,085 A snow cone machine? 409 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,866 I-I thought you had to have a license to own one of these. 410 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,838 That's when it hite me. 411 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:01,408 One man's trash is another man's treasure, 412 00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:03,694 and just 'cause I didn't appreciate this stuff, 413 00:17:03,728 --> 00:17:05,145 it didn't mean there wasn't someone 414 00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:07,180 on West 14th street who would. 415 00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,682 "Funtastic." 416 00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:11,540 Hey, Gladys. 417 00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:13,853 You got another one. 418 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:15,355 Oh, thank you, baby. 419 00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:16,990 (Traffic whistle blows) 420 00:17:19,294 --> 00:17:22,529 Oh, snap! A lighted boccie ball set. 421 00:17:22,547 --> 00:17:24,665 This is all kinds of wonderful. 422 00:17:24,699 --> 00:17:27,102 Thank you, Lord. Thank you! 423 00:17:27,868 --> 00:17:30,137 (Muzak playing) 424 00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:31,371 (Clears throat) 425 00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:33,090 (Door closes) 426 00:17:41,085 --> 00:17:42,594 I knew you were allergic to pineapple. 427 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:43,750 I was just trying to make a point. 428 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,739 A point of trying to make me feel like an ass? 429 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,624 Look, I'm sorry I blew up at you. 430 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:50,794 I'm bustin' my butt out here trying to establish myself, 431 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:53,113 and then I get this huge bill from you, 432 00:17:53,147 --> 00:17:55,349 after you brag about your infinity tub 433 00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:58,418 and your talking toilet, which I still don't even understand. 434 00:17:58,436 --> 00:17:59,920 Yeah. No, I get it. I get it. 435 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,655 Maybe I was showing off a little bit, 436 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,923 but you're a tough man to compete with, George. 437 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,158 Are we in competition? 438 00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:06,660 No. (Sighs) 439 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,829 I mean, back in college, you were the guy. 440 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:11,114 You got invited to all the great parties. 441 00:18:11,149 --> 00:18:12,649 You got all the hot chicks. 442 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,900 Alissa Berlinger was hot, 443 00:18:13,934 --> 00:18:15,235 but I don't know about the rest of 'em. 444 00:18:15,269 --> 00:18:16,239 (Scoffs) 445 00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,405 Okay, maybe some of them were hot, too, 446 00:18:18,439 --> 00:18:20,507 but come on, man. You got Jill. 447 00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:23,443 Yeah, I got Jill. I did. 448 00:18:23,461 --> 00:18:25,145 I... 449 00:18:25,179 --> 00:18:28,148 I just felt like people gave you crap 450 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,750 for hanging out with me. 451 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:32,542 They did... 452 00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:36,356 But I'm sure people out here give you crap 453 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:37,791 for hanging out with me. 454 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,427 I'm ke the... the village idiot... 455 00:18:40,461 --> 00:18:41,728 (Chuckles) Or something. 456 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,056 Village idiot? No. 457 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,660 It's just... you're poorer than everyone else, 458 00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:51,441 and some people question your ethnicity. 459 00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:53,140 (Chuckles) Come on. 460 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,342 Let... let's put all of this behind us, all right? 461 00:18:55,376 --> 00:18:57,160 Let's fix that tooth. 462 00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,585 Uh, wait, wait. 463 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,048 So we're good? 464 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,016 We're good. 465 00:19:03,624 --> 00:19:04,640 I'm serious, Noah. 466 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,896 I don't want you to work on me if you're still angry. 467 00:19:07,411 --> 00:19:09,155 What's a little fear between friends? 468 00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,358 (Whirring) 469 00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:14,494 (Laughing) 470 00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:25,147 Smoothie? I didn't put ice in it. 471 00:19:25,287 --> 00:19:26,873 I know your mouth's still a little sensitive 472 00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:30,944 hey. Look at me. You are a good person. 473 00:19:30,978 --> 00:19:33,513 Mnh. Pfft. Doubtful. 474 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,115 What did I accomplish? 475 00:19:35,149 --> 00:19:38,785 I sent a homeless lady man countertop appliances, 476 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,554 and she doesn't even have a countertop. 477 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:42,155 (Laughs) 478 00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:45,158 Yeah, but you also made a group of very self-obsessed people 479 00:19:45,193 --> 00:19:47,094 care about someone other than themselves, 480 00:19:47,128 --> 00:19:48,161 and that's huge. 481 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,963 I guess it is. 482 00:19:49,997 --> 00:19:53,500 Yes, it is, and it was you they decided to care about, 483 00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:58,004 and I know why because you are a sweet lady, 484 00:19:58,039 --> 00:20:01,975 and you have a smart heart on your holders. 485 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,628 I'm on pain medication. 486 00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:08,648 I know, dad. Whoa. I know. 487 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:11,918 Go to sleep, okay? 488 00:20:11,953 --> 00:20:13,052 Mm-hmm. 489 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:15,922 (Chuckles) Sleep. 490 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:18,058 (Whispers) Sleep. 491 00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:32,250 Gladys? 492 00:20:38,414 --> 00:20:39,914 (Gladys) Hey, girl. 493 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,616 Justanted to thank you for the blessings. 494 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:43,651 I sold most of that crap you sent me 495 00:20:43,686 --> 00:20:45,887 and used the money to buy a pop-up tent, 496 00:20:45,921 --> 00:20:47,955 so... (Chuckles) If you ever need a place 497 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:50,932 to stay in the city, girl... (Singsongy) Call me. 498 00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:52,527 (Normal voice) I also bought a prepaid cell phone, 499 00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:55,065 which has made turning tricks a whole lot easier. 500 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,784 Good looking out, Gladys. 501 00:20:58,828 --> 00:21:01,697 I can't believe he has her own stationery. 502 00:21:01,855 --> 00:21:02,949 (Scoffs) 503 00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:06,578 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 504 00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:15,299 Honey, what is all this? 505 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,767 Hey! Hey, mom? 506 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:19,520 I'm trying to write this stupid college essay question, 507 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:22,623 and I really don't even know where to start. Okay, what's the question? Tell me. 508 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:25,760 "What's the biggest obstacle you've ever had to overcome?" 509 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,462 Didn't my third grade teacher say I had, 510 00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:28,713 like, a.D.D. Or something? 511 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,198 Oh, no, honey. 512 00:21:30,232 --> 00:21:32,199 She said you couldn't a-d-d, and she put it that way 513 00:21:32,217 --> 00:21:34,902 because she also knew you couldn't s-p-e-l-l. 514 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:37,788 Wait, slow down... Ohh! 515 00:21:37,823 --> 00:21:39,940 Sweetheart? What's this? 516 00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,458 We talked about this last week.