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So, Bernadette, how goes the hunt
for bridesmaid dresses?

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WeIl, if you don't mind looking
Iike an orange traffic cone, great.

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GirIfriends, I have the answer
to our dress probIems.

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BERNADETTE: Really?
AMY: Twelve years ago...

5
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...my cousin Irene
and her entire family died...

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...in a horrific carbon-monoxide accident
the night before her wedding.

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-That's horrible.
-Yes and no.

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AIl those bridesmaids dresses
remain unused...

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...and available to us for free.

10
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So it seems that cloud
of odorIess, deadly gas...

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...had a silver lining after all.

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Check it out, still in the bags.
The gowns, not the bridesmaids.

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I don't know. Dead people's dresses?

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Yeah, and cap sIeeves? Ehh....

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Hmm. l was hoping
you wouldn't notice.

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Irene was a slave to a good bargain
when it came to clothes...

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...and, sadly, as it turned out,
space heaters.

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Ladies, please.

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These four walls
once housed an intellectual salon...

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...where the mind received
nourishment as well as the stomach.

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But through no one's fault, Penny...

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...the quality of dinner conversation
in this apartment has declined.

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And again, I'm looking at no one
in particular, Penny.

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Fine. What would you Iike
to talk about, Sheldon?

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Ugh. "What would you like to talk about,
Sheldon?"

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Why do you hate us?

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I've prepared a number of topics
that should appeal...

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...to both the advanced
and novice conversationalists.

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Okay, that time, you looked at me.

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Who didn't? Your skin is like alabaster.
Do you even have pores?

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Topic one:
"Faster-than-light particIes at CERN:

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Paradigm-shifting discovery...

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...or another Swiss export
as full of holes as their cheese?"

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And converse.

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-Who wants to look at bridal magazines?
-Oh, me.

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Through no one's fault, SheIdon,
we're leaving.

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-Wait for moi.
-What? You're leaving?

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Sheldon, sometimes you forget,
I'm a Iady.

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And with that
comes an estrogen-fueled need...

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...to page through gIossy magazines
that make me hate my body.

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-WeIl.
-New topic:

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If you have the right figure for it,
they're adorable.

45
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Hey, Amy, what brings you
to our neck of the woods?

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Your NeuroIogy Department
Ioaned me a culture of prions...

47
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...for my research
on bovine spongiform encephalopathy.

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She popped by
to borrow a cup of mad cow disease.

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[CHUCKLES]

50
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It's hard to make degenerative brain
maladies hilarious, yet somehow you do.

51
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That's fun to have in a lunchroom.

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The reaI fun starts
when you pick the rat to feed it to...

53
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...and maybe you choose the beady-eyed
mother who's been biting you all week.

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PIease, we're eating. Can we get that
off the table and change the subject?

55
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Can we? Stand back...

56
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...while l turn this conversation
into a "conver-sensation."

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This time, it's your fault.

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I have 1 00 alphabetized topics...

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...from "Artichoke: Come on, people,
it's just a giant thistle"...

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...to "Zzz:
The onomatopoetry of sleep."

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Amy, how long would it take
for that mad cow disease to kill me?

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I don't know, four or five years.

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No, that's not gonna do it.

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Oi. Bernadette keeps texting me pictures
of Penny in bridesmaid dresses.

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-They're out shopping right now?
-Yeah.

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-Just the two of them?
-I guess.

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That's cool, that's cool.

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Why are they asking me about this?

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What guy knows
what a sweetheart neckline is?

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[PANTlNG]

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Leonard's coming down
the home stretch.

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Come on, horsey, you can do this.

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Damn. Come on, thigh muscles,
you can do this.

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Yes! First place.

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[GASPS]

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I would have been a great jockey
if l weren't too tall.

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And scared of horses.

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Sheldon, you're up.

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-What?
-Come on, it's your turn.

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We said we'd get more fresh air.

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Sorry. I'm a little distracted.
I can't seem to get in touch with Amy.

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I tried e-maiI, video chat,
tweeting her...

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...posting on her Facebook Wall,
texting her, nothing.

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Did you try caIling her
on the telephone?

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The telephone.

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You know, Leonard,
in your own simple way...

87
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...you may be the wisest of us all.

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Voicemail.

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Tsk. Curiouser and curiouser.

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If you're worried,
we can go and see if she's all right.

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Okay.
You know, I heard in the news...

92
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...a bobcat has been spotted
in her neighborhood.

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I don't think Amy was eaten
by a bobcat.

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Who thinks Amy was eaten
by a bobcat?

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-You do?
-Leonard...

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...I was just mentioning
an interesting local news item.

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Now, thanks to you, I'm worried
Amy's been eaten by a bobcat.

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Forget about the bobcat.

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SHELDON: How can l?
You won't stop talking about it.

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[STRUMMING]

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[SlNGlNG]
Everybody hurts

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Sometimes

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Everybody cries

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[WHlMPERlNG]

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Everybody hurts

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Sometimes.

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She sounds weepy.
I don't like weepy. Let's go.

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Hey. She's your friend. Step up.

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Amy, Amy, Amy. Bye.

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-Where are you going?
-I'm singIe. I don't need this crap.

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Sheldon, what are you doing here?

112
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You didn't respond
to any of my electronic communications.

113
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I wanted to be alone.

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Would you like to talk about it?

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And keep in mind that "no"
is a perfectly viable answer.

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Sheldon,
my world is crumbling around me.

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Point of order.

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As you're in distress...

119
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...it would be customary
for me to offer you a hot beverage.

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But I'm a guest in your home...

121
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...so it wouId be customary
for you to offer me a beverage.

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How do you wanna proceed
vis-á-vis beverages?

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It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

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If you'd like to take your mind off
what's troubling you...

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...uh, word on the street is
a bobcat has been spotted.

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Penny and Bernadette went shopping
for bridesmaids dresses without me.

127
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And that made you feel sad?

128
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,904
-Yes.
-I knew it.

129
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Just keep going.
I guess l'm good at this.

130
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It's just, l thought they liked
hanging out with me...

131
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...but l guess l was fooling myself.

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When they were over here...

133
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...did you fail to offer them
a beverage?

134
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Because l can see how that could stick
in someone's craw.

135
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Sheldon, l'm gonna ask you something,
and I'd like you to keep an open mind.

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AIways.

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At this moment,
I find myself craving human intimacy...

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...and physical contact.

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Oh, boy.

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You know ours is a relationship
of the mind.

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Proposal:
One wild night of torrid lovemaking...

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...that soothes my soul
and inflames my loins.

143
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,294
Counterproposal:

144
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,798
I wiIl gently stroke your head...

145
00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,468
...and repeat, "Aw, who's a good Amy?"

146
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,598
How about this?

147
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French-kissing...

148
00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:24,271
...Seven Minutes in Heaven,
culminating in second base.

149
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,443
Neck massage...

150
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...then you get me that beverage.

151
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We cuddle. Final offer.

152
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Very well.

153
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Oh, boy.

154
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,160
I'm just saying,
second base is right there.

155
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,669
Mm. l'm thinking about adopting
some quirky affectation...

156
00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:34,674
...like a pipe or a monocle
or a handlebar mustache.

157
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:40,221
For all those girls out there
Iooking for the Indian Monopoly man?

158
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,228
This is not a safe pIace.
You can't share anything here.

159
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,193
The two of you
need to get your women in line.

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00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,739
-What?
-Last night I was strong-armed...

161
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,868
...into an evening of harp music
and spooning with an emotional Amy.

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00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,454
This on a night
that I had originally designated...

163
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,540
...for solving space-time geometry
in higher-spin gravity...

164
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,584
...and building my Lego Death Star.

165
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,295
And why?

166
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,464
Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette...

167
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,592
...went out shopping for
some wedding nonsense without Amy...

168
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,096
...an action they took with no thought
as to how it would affect me...

169
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:24,557
...the future of string theory
or my Lego fun time.

170
00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,936
What do you want us to do about it?

171
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,146
You weren't listening
to my topic sentence.

172
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,940
Get your women in line.

173
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,735
Make them apologize to Amy
and set things right.

174
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,655
I am a man of science,
not someone's snuggIe bunny.

175
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,659
Why do I have to talk to Penny?
She's not my girlfriend.

176
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,744
You invited her to Iunch
four years ago.

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00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,789
Everything about her is on you.
You make it so.

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00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,127
-Moo Shu is Penny.
-Thank you.

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00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,754
-Where's Sheldon?
-Oh, he was up late last night...

180
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,091
...so I gave him an early dinner
and put him to bed.

181
00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,676
That's so sweet.

182
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,846
Yeah, but now he's gonna be up
at dawn and wanna play.

183
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,808
So listen, guys,
the reason he was up late...

184
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,144
...is because he was taking care
of Amy.

185
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,980
-She's kind of upset.
-Why?

186
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,525
Her feelings got hurt because
you went dress shopping without her.

187
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,152
I told you that would happen.

188
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:21,489
This is her first time being a bridesmaid,
and she's getting a IittIe crazy with it.

189
00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:25,660
She keeps on teIling us stories about
bridesmaid traditions in other cuItures...

190
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,372
...and they're all about getting naked
and washing each other.

191
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,883
She keeps trying to figure out
if our cycles have synced up...

192
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,094
...so we can call ourseIves
"The Three Menstra-teers."

193
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,349
We thought it would be easier
to look at dresses one time without her.

194
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,561
-I feel terrible.
-I know, me too. We'll talk to her.

195
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,354
Hey, wait, how did she find out?

196
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,733
Raj did it. Ugh.

197
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,197
And he says he would do it again.

198
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,409
Okay, l'm sorry.

199
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,870
You sent me the picture.
I wasn't thinking.

200
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,915
-Oh, Howie.
-I'm usually pretty good at not bIabbing.

201
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:16,377
You tell me tons of stuff
about these guys, and l never repeat it.

202
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,758
-What do you tell him?
-Oh, you know, just pillow talk.

203
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,385
You guys have nothing to worry about.

204
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,930
Did you talk about us
when we were dating?

205
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,933
No. All your little secrets are fine.

206
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,523
Yes, absoIutely fine.

207
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,735
Ha-ha-ha. l'll tell you later.

208
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,950
AMY:
Come on, tumor.

209
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,201
Come on, tumor.

210
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:52,038
Mama needs
an aggressive little glioblastoma.

211
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,542
Yay, brain tumor.

212
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,462
Probably not the same reaction you had
when you got the news.

213
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,756
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

214
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,591
-Hi.
-HelIo.

215
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,218
What are you doing here?

216
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,303
WeIl, uh, we just wanted to apoIogize...

217
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,639
...for not bringing you with us
the other day.

218
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,433
That's not necessary.
It's like Sesame Street says:

219
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,727
"One of these things
is not like the others.

220
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,313
One of these things should die alone."

221
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,567
No, come on, Amy,
Iet us make it up to you.

222
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,278
We'll have a girls' night.
We'll do whatever you want.

223
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,114
We can go down to the Korean baths
and do that thing...

224
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,449
...where we wash each other.

225
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,787
With loofah mitts, no hands.

226
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,124
It's okay. I'm glad this happened.

227
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,626
I can stop pretending
that some beautiful girl...

228
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,213
...and her cute-in-the-right-Iight friend
wanna hang out with me.

229
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,092
-Amy, we're really sorry.
-Yeah, we feel awful.

230
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,468
Don't. l'll be okay.

231
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,264
You're not the first girls I thought
were friends who ended up shunning me.

232
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:55,268
It's like elementary school, junior high,
high school, undergrad, grad school...

233
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,104
...and that semester abroad in Norway
all over again.

234
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,439
Oh, come on, Amy.

235
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,817
You don't get it.

236
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,027
Look at this brain.

237
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,946
I don't really want to.

238
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,157
This is us.

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Bernadette, you are the analytical,
scientific left hemisphere.

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Penny, you're the creative,
spontaneous right hemisphere.

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And where's Amy?

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She's right here.

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The sad little tumor
no one wants to go dress shopping with.

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Amy, you're not a tumor.
Penny, telI her she's not a tumor.

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[RETCHlNG]

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[PHONE RINGlNG]

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Did you know
that when Alexander Graham Bell...

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...invented the telephone,
he proposed answering it with "ahoy"?

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Ahoy.

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I like it.

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Amy? Is that you?

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Have you been drinking?

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I'm sorry, l bet my sweet what?

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WeIl, all right. We're on our way.

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What's going on?

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WeIl, it would seem Amy is drunk
in a liquor-store parking lot.

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Really? Amy?

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Leonard, be glad you can't keep a woman.
They are a handful.

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Oh, look. It's Sheldon and little Leonard.
Hi, IittIe Leonard.

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-Hi, Amy.
-Hey, Cuddles.

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Cuddles?

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Yes, Cuddles. we cuddled.
Grow up, Leonard.

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Amy, what are you doing here?

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WeIl, I came here
to get a bottle of wine...

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...like Penny taught me to do
when you're sad.

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Yeah, but why didn't you go back
to your apartment?

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Didn't you go to high school?
Parking lots are where cool kids hang out.

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Not that the rat bastards
ever invited me.

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-Maybe we should get you home.
-Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sheldon...

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...what would it take
for you to go into that Iiquor store...

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...buy a bottle of hooch, take me
across the street to that motel...

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...and have your way with me?

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Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?

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I'm begging both of you,
please, let's go.

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Okay. Come on. Upsy-daisy.

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Whee. Ooh!
Finally, someone found second base.

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I know how you feeI.

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I got a knife
sIicing through my frontal lobe too.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Hi.

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What do you want?

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Do you want me
to give the friendship braceIet back?

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I never gave you a friendship braceIet.

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When we met, l made one
and pretended you gave it to me.

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You can have it back if you want.

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No, you made that for you.
I want you to have it.

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We know you're upset,
and you have every right to be...

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...but we'd like a second chance
to make things right.

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We are reaIly sorry.

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We were trying to think of some way to
show you how much we care about you.

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Which is why
it would mean so much...

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...if you would agree
to be the maid of honor at my wedding.

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What?

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Wait, is this some kind
of practicaI joke?

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Like in Norway when my "friends"
trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter?

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No. I-- l want you
to be the maid of honor.

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Oh, my gosh.

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No one's ever asked me
to be the maid of honor.

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WeIl, that's not true.
Once, but then they all died.

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-So is that a yes?
-Yes, heh. Yes.

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Oh, my gosh, I--
I have so much to do.

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There's the bridal shower
and the bachelorette party.

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What shouId we do for the bachelorette?
Oh, l know.

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Go to a Native American sweat lodge,
take peyote, roll in mud...

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...and paint symbols
on Bernadette's naked body.

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So that's happening.

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Yeah, sure, sure. Vegas is fun too. Heh.

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I feel like crying.
Of course, l could be hormonal.

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Oh, wait.
Maybe our menses are finally syncing up.

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-Bernadette? No? Penny?
-Sorry.

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-Really?
-Okay, yeah.

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Yay!

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Maid of honor Amy Farrah Fowler's...

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...amazing behind-the-scenes
wedding video...

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...take one.

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We're just trying on dresses.
Do we really need to record this?

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I'm sorry, are you the maid of honor?

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I am the bride.

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So no. And action.

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-What do you think?
-I love it.

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[PENNY CHUCKLES]

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AMY:
What are you, a nun?

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Come on, bestie,
Iet's see some skin.

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BERNADETTE:
Oh, Amy, looking sexy.

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You think they don't have mirrors
in there? l know how l look.

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PENNY:
Oh.

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Bernadette, you look beautiful.

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AMY: You do.
-Thank you.

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Not Penny beautiful, but beautiful.

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AMY:
Come on, bestie, you're up.

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PENNY:
Give me a minute.

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AMY:
What is taking you so long?

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Oh, Amy, get the hell out of here.

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AMY:
Sorry, sorry. Oh, God.

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-Amy!
AMY: Sorry!

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