1 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:06,380 So, Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses? 2 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,758 Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great. 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,762 Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems. 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,639 - Really? - Twelve years ago... 5 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,933 ...my cousin Irene and her entire family died... 6 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:21,770 ...in a horrific carbon-monoxide accident the night before her wedding. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:26,150 - That's horrible. - Yes and no. 8 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:29,236 All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused... 9 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,613 ...and available to us for free. 10 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:35,284 So it seems that cloud of odorless, deadly gas... 11 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,161 ...had a silver lining after all. 12 00:00:37,954 --> 00:00:41,498 Check it out, still in the bags. The gowns, not the bridesmaids. 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,087 I don't know. Dead people's dresses? 14 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:50,632 Yeah, and cap sleeves? Ehh... 15 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,469 Hmm. I was hoping you wouldn't notice. 16 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,638 Irene was a slave to a good bargain when it came to clothes... 17 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,184 ...and, sadly, as it turned out, space heaters. 18 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,852 Ladies, please. 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:06,440 These four walls once housed an intellectual salon... 20 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,818 ...where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach. 21 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,988 But through no one's fault, Penny... 22 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,160 ...the quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined. 23 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,955 And again, I'm looking at no one in particular, Penny. 24 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,210 Fine. What would you like to talk about, Sheldon? 25 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,545 Ugh. "What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?" 26 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:30,547 Why do you hate us? 27 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,842 I've prepared a number of topics that should appeal... 28 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:37,554 ...to both the advanced and novice conversationalists. 29 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:39,431 Okay, that time, you looked at me. 30 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:45,145 Who didn't? Your skin is like alabaster. Do you even have pores? 31 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:50,359 Topic one: "Faster-than-light particles at CERN: 32 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,194 Paradigm-shifting discovery... 33 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:56,073 ...or another Swiss export as full of holes as their cheese?" 34 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,158 And converse. 35 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,621 - Who wants to look at bridal magazines? - Oh, me. 36 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,207 Through no one's fault, Sheldon, we're leaving. 37 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,170 - Wait for moi. - What? You're leaving? 38 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,757 Sheldon, sometimes you forget, I'm a lady. 39 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,093 And with that comes an estrogen-fueled need... 40 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:20,013 ...to page through glossy magazines that make me hate my body. 41 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,060 - Well. - New topic: 42 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:29,565 "Women: Delightfully mysterious or bat-crap crazy?" 43 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,234 Totally. What's wrong with cap sleeves? 44 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,987 If you have the right figure for it, they're adorable. 45 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,601 Hey, Amy, what brings you to our neck of the woods? 46 00:03:05,768 --> 00:03:08,562 Your Neurology Department loaned me a culture of prions... 47 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:12,107 ...for my research on bovine spongiform encephalopathy. 48 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:18,071 She popped by to borrow a cup of mad cow disease. 49 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:25,037 It's hard to make degenerative brain maladies hilarious, yet somehow you do. 50 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,249 That's fun to have in a lunchroom. 51 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,252 The real fun starts when you pick the rat to feed it to... 52 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:36,298 ...and maybe you choose the beady-eyed mother who's been biting you all week. 53 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:41,678 Please, we're eating. Can we get that off the table and change the subject? 54 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:44,473 Can we? Stand back... 55 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:49,144 ...while I turn this conversation into a "conver-sensation." 56 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:51,104 This time, it's your fault. 57 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:54,149 I have 100 alphabetized topics... 58 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,819 ...from "Artichoke: Come on, people, it's just a giant thistle"... 59 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:03,283 ...to "Zzz: The onomatopoetry of sleep." 60 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:08,163 Amy, how long would it take for that mad cow disease to kill me? 61 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,500 I don't know, four or five years. 62 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,835 No, that's not gonna do it. 63 00:04:17,382 --> 00:04:22,594 Oi. Bernadette keeps texting me pictures of Penny in bridesmaid dresses. 64 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,347 - They're out shopping right now? - Yeah. 65 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,849 - Just the two of them? - I guess. 66 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:31,687 That's cool, that's cool. 67 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,231 Why are they asking me about this? 68 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,526 What guy knows what a sweetheart neckline is? 69 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,707 Leonard's coming down the home stretch. 70 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,379 Come on, horsey, you can do this. 71 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:02,634 Damn. Come on, thigh muscles, you can do this. 72 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:06,138 Yes! First place. 73 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,018 I would have been a great jockey if I weren't too tall. 74 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,187 And scared of horses. 75 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,397 Sheldon, you're up. 76 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,774 - What? - Come on, it's your turn. 77 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:20,068 We said we'd get more fresh air. 78 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:25,449 Sorry. I'm a little distracted. I can't seem to get in touch with Amy. 79 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,410 I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her... 80 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,580 ...posting on her Facebook Wall, texting her, nothing. 81 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,416 Did you try calling her on the telephone? 82 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,251 The telephone. 83 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,466 You know, Leonard, in your own simple way... 84 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,093 ...you may be the wisest of us all. 85 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,429 Voicemail. 86 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:51,266 Tsk. Curiouser and curiouser. 87 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,102 If you're worried, we can go and see if she's all right. 88 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,813 Okay. You know, I heard in the news... 89 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:00,776 ...a bobcat has been spotted in her neighborhood. 90 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,653 I don't think Amy was eaten by a bobcat. 91 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,281 Who thinks Amy was eaten by a bobcat? 92 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,077 - You do? - Leonard... 93 00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:12,954 ...I was just mentioning an interesting local news item. 94 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:16,917 Now, thanks to you, I'm worried Amy's been eaten by a bobcat. 95 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,251 Forget about the bobcat. 96 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:20,796 How can I? You won't stop talking about it. 97 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:28,804 Everybody hurts 98 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,972 Sometimes 99 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:34,643 Everybody cries 100 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:41,983 Everybody hurts 101 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,278 Sometimes. 102 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,323 She sounds weepy. I don't like weepy. Let's go. 103 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:52,244 Hey. She's your friend. Step up. 104 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:57,541 Amy, Amy, Amy. Bye. 105 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:01,628 - Where are you going? - I'm single. I don't need this crap. 106 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,340 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 107 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,468 You didn't respond to any of my electronic communications. 108 00:07:09,011 --> 00:07:10,053 I wanted to be alone. 109 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:15,016 Would you like to talk about it? 110 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:20,021 And keep in mind that "no" is a perfectly viable answer. 111 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:23,316 Sheldon, my world is crumbling around me. 112 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,360 Point of order. 113 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,195 As you're in distress... 114 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:30,574 ...it would be customary for me to offer you a hot beverage. 115 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,660 But I'm a guest in your home... 116 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:37,164 ...so it would be customary for you to offer me a beverage. 117 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,252 How do you wanna proceed vis-á-vis beverages? 118 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:45,589 It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. 119 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:51,219 If you'd like to take your mind off what's troubling you... 120 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:55,307 ...uh, word on the street is a bobcat has been spotted. 121 00:07:56,517 --> 00:08:00,061 Penny and Bernadette went shopping for bridesmaids dresses without me. 122 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:05,734 And that made you feel sad? 123 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,904 - Yes. - I knew it. 124 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,949 Just keep going. I guess I'm good at this. 125 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,204 It's just, I thought they liked hanging out with me... 126 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,581 ...but I guess I was fooling myself. 127 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,250 When they were over here... 128 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:25,962 ...did you fail to offer them a beverage? 129 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:31,051 Because I can see how that could stick in someone's craw. 130 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:36,306 Sheldon, I'm gonna ask you something, and I'd like you to keep an open mind. 131 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,599 Always. 132 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,645 At this moment, I find myself craving human intimacy... 133 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,104 ...and physical contact. 134 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:44,773 Oh, boy. 135 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:52,239 You know ours is a relationship of the mind. 136 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:56,409 Proposal: One wild night of torrid lovemaking... 137 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:59,871 ...that soothes my soul and inflames my loins. 138 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,294 Counterproposal: 139 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,798 I will gently stroke your head... 140 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,468 ...and repeat, "Aw, who's a good Amy?" 141 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,598 How about this? 142 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,975 French-kissing... 143 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:24,271 ...Seven Minutes in Heaven, culminating in second base. 144 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,443 Neck massage... 145 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:35,031 ...then you get me that beverage. 146 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,998 We cuddle. Final offer. 147 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,710 Very well. 148 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,801 Oh, boy. 149 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,160 I'm just saying, second base is right there. 150 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,669 Mm. I'm thinking about adopting some quirky affectation... 151 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:34,674 ...like a pipe or a monocle or a handlebar mustache. 152 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:40,221 For all those girls out there looking for the Indian Monopoly man? 153 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:47,228 This is not a safe place. You can't share anything here. 154 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,193 The two of you need to get your women in line. 155 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,739 - What? - Last night I was strong-armed... 156 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,868 ...into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy. 157 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,454 This on a night that I had originally designated... 158 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,540 ...for solving space-time geometry in higher-spin gravity... 159 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,584 ...and building my Lego Death Star. 160 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:12,295 And why? 161 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,464 Your gal pals, Penny and Bernadette... 162 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,592 ...went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy... 163 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,096 ...an action they took with no thought as to how it would affect me... 164 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:24,557 ...the future of string theory or my Lego fun time. 165 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,936 What do you want us to do about it? 166 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,146 You weren't listening to my topic sentence. 167 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,940 Get your women in line. 168 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,735 Make them apologize to Amy and set things right. 169 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,655 I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle bunny. 170 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,659 Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend. 171 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,744 You invited her to lunch four years ago. 172 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,789 Everything about her is on you. You make it so. 173 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,127 - Moo Shu is Penny. - Thank you. 174 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,754 - Where's Sheldon? - Oh, he was up late last night... 175 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:58,091 ...so I gave him an early dinner and put him to bed. 176 00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,676 That's so sweet. 177 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,846 Yeah, but now he's gonna be up at dawn and wanna play. 178 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,808 So listen, guys, the reason he was up late... 179 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,144 ...is because he was taking care of Amy. 180 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,980 - She's kind of upset. - Why? 181 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,525 Her feelings got hurt because you went dress shopping without her. 182 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,152 I told you that would happen. 183 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:21,489 This is her first time being a bridesmaid, and she's getting a little crazy with it. 184 00:12:21,657 --> 00:12:25,660 She keeps on telling us stories about bridesmaid traditions in other cultures... 185 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:29,372 ...and they're all about getting naked and washing each other. 186 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,883 She keeps trying to figure out if our cycles have synced up... 187 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,094 ...so we can call ourselves "The Three Menstra-teers." 188 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,349 We thought it would be easier to look at dresses one time without her. 189 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,561 - I feel terrible. - I know, me too. We'll talk to her. 190 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,354 Hey, wait, how did she find out? 191 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,733 Raj did it. Ugh. 192 00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:02,197 And he says he would do it again. 193 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,409 Okay, I'm sorry. 194 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,870 You sent me the picture. I wasn't thinking. 195 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,915 - Oh, Howie. - I'm usually pretty good at not blabbing. 196 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:16,377 You tell me tons of stuff about these guys, and I never repeat it. 197 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,758 - What do you tell him? - Oh, you know, just pillow talk. 198 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,385 You guys have nothing to worry about. 199 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,930 Did you talk about us when we were dating? 200 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,933 No. All your little secrets are fine. 201 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,523 Yes, absolutely fine. 202 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,735 Ha-ha-ha. I'll tell you later. 203 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,950 Come on, tumor. 204 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,201 Come on, tumor. 205 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:52,038 Mama needs an aggressive little glioblastoma. 206 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,542 Yay, brain tumor. 207 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,462 Probably not the same reaction you had when you got the news. 208 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,591 - Hi. - Hello. 209 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,218 What are you doing here? 210 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,303 Well, uh, we just wanted to apologize... 211 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,639 ...for not bringing you with us the other day. 212 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,433 That's not necessary. It's like Sesame Street says: 213 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,727 "One of these things is not like the others. 214 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,313 One of these things should die alone." 215 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,567 No, come on, Amy, let us make it up to you. 216 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,278 We'll have a girls' night. We'll do whatever you want. 217 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:26,114 We can go down to the Korean baths and do that thing... 218 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,449 ...where we wash each other. 219 00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,787 With loofah mitts, no hands. 220 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,124 It's okay. I'm glad this happened. 221 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,626 I can stop pretending that some beautiful girl... 222 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:42,213 ...and her cute-in-the-right-light friend wanna hang out with me. 223 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,092 - Amy, we're really sorry. - Yeah, we feel awful. 224 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,468 Don't. I'll be okay. 225 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,264 You're not the first girls I thought were friends who ended up shunning me. 226 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:55,268 It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school... 227 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,104 ...and that semester abroad in Norway all over again. 228 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,439 Oh, come on, Amy. 229 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,817 You don't get it. 230 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,027 Look at this brain. 231 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,946 I don't really want to. 232 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,157 This is us. 233 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,827 Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. 234 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,997 Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. 235 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,041 And where's Amy? 236 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,876 She's right here. 237 00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,296 The sad little tumor no one wants to go dress shopping with. 238 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:30,011 Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor. 239 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,358 Did you know that when Alexander Graham Bell... 240 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:48,905 ...invented the telephone, he proposed answering it with "ahoy"? 241 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,532 Ahoy. 242 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,036 I like it. 243 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,706 Amy? Is that you? 244 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,000 Have you been drinking? 245 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,212 I'm sorry, I bet my sweet what? 246 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:07,423 Well, all right. We're on our way. 247 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,425 What's going on? 248 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:13,888 Well, it would seem Amy is drunk in a liquor-store parking lot. 249 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,390 Really? Amy? 250 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,393 Leonard, be glad you can't keep a woman. They are a handful. 251 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:31,197 Oh, look. It's Sheldon and little Leonard. Hi, little Leonard. 252 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,951 - Hi, Amy. - Hey, Cuddles. 253 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,245 Cuddles? 254 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,248 Yes, Cuddles. We cuddled. Grow up, Leonard. 255 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,419 Amy, what are you doing here? 256 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,754 Well, I came here to get a bottle of wine... 257 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,133 ...like Penny taught me to do when you're sad. 258 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,886 Yeah, but why didn't you go back to your apartment? 259 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:58,391 Didn't you go to high school? Parking lots are where cool kids hang out. 260 00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,894 Not that the rat bastards ever invited me. 261 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,398 - Maybe we should get you home. - Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sheldon... 262 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,235 ...what would it take for you to go into that liquor store... 263 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:13,114 ...buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel... 264 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,450 ...and have your way with me? 265 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,663 Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take? 266 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,419 I'm begging both of you, please, let's go. 267 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,256 Okay. Come on. Upsy-daisy. 268 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,468 Whee. Ooh! Finally, someone found second base. 269 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,933 I know how you feel. 270 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,479 I got a knife slicing through my frontal lobe too. 271 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,899 Hi. 272 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,525 What do you want? 273 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,195 Do you want me to give the friendship bracelet back? 274 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,822 I never gave you a friendship bracelet. 275 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:58,659 When we met, I made one and pretended you gave it to me. 276 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,536 You can have it back if you want. 277 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:05,041 No, you made that for you. I want you to have it. 278 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,337 We know you're upset, and you have every right to be... 279 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:12,215 ...but we'd like a second chance to make things right. 280 00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:13,841 We are really sorry. 281 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,970 We were trying to think of some way to show you how much we care about you. 282 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,181 Which is why it would mean so much... 283 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,559 ...if you would agree to be the maid of honor at my wedding. 284 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,852 What? 285 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,021 Wait, is this some kind of practical joke? 286 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:31,567 Like in Norway when my "friends" trapped me in a sauna with a horny otter? 287 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,324 No. I... l want you to be the maid of honor. 288 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,951 Oh, my gosh. 289 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,703 No one's ever asked me to be the maid of honor. 290 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:46,499 Well, that's not true. Once, but then they all died. 291 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:53,047 - So is that a yes? - Yes, heh. Yes. 292 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,007 Oh, my gosh, I... I have so much to do. 293 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,718 There's the bridal shower and the bachelorette party. 294 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,388 What should we do for the bachelorette? Oh, I know. 295 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,850 Go to a Native American sweat lodge, take peyote, roll in mud... 296 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,269 ...and paint symbols on Bernadette's naked body. 297 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,895 So that's happening. 298 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,692 Yeah, sure, sure. Vegas is fun too. Heh. 299 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,403 I feel like crying. Of course, I could be hormonal. 300 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,281 Oh, wait. Maybe our menses are finally syncing up. 301 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,783 - Bernadette? No? Penny? - Sorry. 302 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,577 - Really? - Okay, yeah. 303 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,745 Yay! 304 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,086 Maid of honor Amy Farrah Fowler's... 305 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,422 ...amazing behind-the-scenes wedding video... 306 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,299 ...take one. 307 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,596 We're just trying on dresses. Do we really need to record this? 308 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,098 I'm sorry, are you the maid of honor? 309 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,393 I am the bride. 310 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,937 So no. And action. 311 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,025 - What do you think? - I love it. 312 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:56,444 What are you, a nun? 313 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,821 Come on, bestie, let's see some skin. 314 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,451 Oh, Amy, looking sexy. 315 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,787 You think they don't have mirrors in there? I know how I look. 316 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,794 Oh. 317 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,839 Bernadette, you look beautiful. 318 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,133 - You do. - Thank you. 319 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,178 Not Penny beautiful, but beautiful. 320 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,932 Come on, bestie, you're up. 321 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,266 Give me a minute. 322 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,228 What is taking you so long? 323 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,146 Oh, Amy, get the hell out of here. 324 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,607 Sorry, sorry. Oh, God. 325 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,942 - Amy! - Sorry!