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Gas!
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D'oh!
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Mm...!
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Hey! Huh?
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♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show! ♪
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It's alive!
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It's alive!
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Friend?
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Bart, you want to
see something cool?
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Oh, did you pick that
big scab off your knee?
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No.
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Don't touch the scab!
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My science fair project proves
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that an asteroid will strike
the earth on July 15, 9789.
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Who cares?
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I'll be President
of Hell by then.
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Fine. Good luck
with your project,
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which I'm sure you
haven't started yet.
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I'll tell you my project.
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A fisteroid hitting
the planet Nerd!
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That's pathetic.
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Aw, geez, I put
a lot of time in this.
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Back to the drawing board.
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Hmm...
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Hey, Bart!
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Is your cootie shot ready?
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No. The science fair's
not till next week.
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I really need that shot.
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My dog and I accidentally
touched tongues.
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How is it "accidentally"
when this is the fifth time?
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Bart, isn't that
awfully similar
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to the cootie patch
you did last year?
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That was preventative.
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This is morning-after.
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Oh, you're right.
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Oh, what am I going to do?
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Good ideas don't grow on trees.
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Hmm.
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Or do they?
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Good shot!
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Look, I need help with
my science fair project.
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To sweeten the deal,
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I'll pick you first
for basketball.
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Ah! To be a mathlete!
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Without the "M."
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Fly, orb, and find thy hoop!
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I'm in!
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In the event of
a primary core breach,
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you have 15 seconds
to avoid a complete...
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Howdy!
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A woman of stature!
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Roz Davis, your new assistant.
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Assistant?
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Well, I have been pretty
overworked lately.
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But I guess I should find out
a little bit about you.
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I'm just a gal from Ohio
who never wants to
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call her daddy again and say,
"I need to borrow money."
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So your dad has money to lend?
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This is where we get our coffee.
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Just leave a little
at the bottom,
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so someone else has to
make the next pot.
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The burning smell
will let them know.
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Genius.
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Uh-oh.
It's old man Burns.
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Hello, young man Burns!
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Oh, Simpson, you do know
how to whip my buggy.
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That sucker soaks up flattery
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like a Twinkie soaks up gravy.
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Well, when it's a handsome
guy like you talking...
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Well...
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Your giggle's like
strawberry wine.
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Oh!
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And your snort's
like a summer breeze.
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That's not very
attractive, though.
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You okay?
I'm fine.
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Bart, I fail to see
the scientific function
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of this "Homer Humiliator"
you've devised.
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Well, we gotta
come up with something.
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Hey, what if we make
some kind of robopet?
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What made you think of that?
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Thy will be done, Lord Vader.
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Just don't hurt me.
Oh, please!
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A robopet!
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Not a bad idea.
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Brute, Bart! Brute!
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Ou?
C'est Nelson?
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Non Bart, c'est juste
une expression.
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Who hath summoned me?
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ It's a future shock ♪
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♪ Future shock ♪
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♪ Future shock... ♪
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Bébé phoques, hein?
Les recherches montrent
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Qu'il est impossible de
regarder un bébé phoque
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et de dire autre chose que...
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Aw...
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Precisely.
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And at science fairs,
the "aw"s get the "A"s.
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Ah!
Heavens to Asimov!
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Hmm.
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Must make sure these
wires aren't crossed.
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Aw...
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Marge!
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Get my seal club!
The big one!
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They're all pretty big.
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I'm an experiment.
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Fine.
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Check it out!
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Aw...
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So the soft fur, big eyes,
and gentle motion
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are designed to make
it one hell of a pet,
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with none of the poop.
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This is the most adorable
thing I've ever seen
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in my entire life.
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What a wonderful science fair.
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Unfortunately,
due to budget cuts,
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we could not afford
our third place ribbon.
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No in second place,
Lisa Simpson's grim description
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of our short-sighted dependence
on fossil fuels.
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It's about an asteroid.
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They're all the same,
Gloomhilda.
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First place goes to Bart Simpson
and Martin Prince...
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Yeah!
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...for creating a furry
robotic friend
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who provides comfort
when humans fail to.
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Which they will, trust me.
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I carried you in my belly
for four and a half months.
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When you fell out on the bus,
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that's when my job ended.
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Congratulations on
getting a ribbon, Lisa!
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You must've baked
a mighty fine pie.
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It wasn't a pie.
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It was science!
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And it's not fair.
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My project was way
better than Bart's,
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and I didn't have
help from a nerd!
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I'm my own nerd!
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Oh, sweetie.
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Being second ain't the worst
thing that can happen.
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Look at poor old
Jasper over there.
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He lost his wife,
his kids don't call.
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Soon he'll just be
bones and beard.
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Wow.
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While I was sitting here
feeling sorry for myself,
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Bart's invention actually
changed someone's life.
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And best of all, I got funding
for my Homer Humiliator.
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Hmm!
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Ooh! Ow!
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Why would a Homer
Humiliator do this to me?
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Yello.
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Hey, Barney.
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A free movie screening?
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Of course I can go!
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I just need somebody
to hold down the fort.
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Hmm...
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Hm! Oh, uh, Roz?
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I have to step out for
one hour and 43 minutes.
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Could you cover for me?
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Go ahead.
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Oh, uh... if an
emergency alarm goes off,
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there's earplugs
in the top drawer.
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Mm-mm.
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Life imitates Flart.
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It says that on the poster.
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I thought of it first.
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Marge, I just saw
the greatest movie!
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Guess what happens when a mop
is replaced with an octopus.
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I'll give you a clue.
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It's funny!
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Take off the 3-D glasses.
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Simpson-- a gangly
little bird told me
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you've been lollygagging
at the Biograph.
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Someone snitched?
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W-W-What are you
going to do to me?
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You're demoted.
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Up, or down?
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Down!
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Don't tell my wife.
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So, partner,
what's next on the agenda?
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Oh, um...
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Back off, man!
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Can't you see
you're embarrassing Bart?
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When did you take that picture?
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Last time you slept
over at my house.
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I love when you're sleeping
and at peace.
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Hey, Skippy, we need some more
of them loveable critters
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for our friends at the home.
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Unless you got any heroin.
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You got any heroin?
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Hmm?
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Well, then, critters it is.
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I'm telling you guys,
Roz told oldan Burns
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I ditched work early,
and now I'm her assistant.
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I don't know, Homer.
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You're saying she's nice on the
outside, but mean on the inside?
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No one could pull that off.
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Enjoy.
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And as for you, Homer,
don't worry.
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You're at Moe's tavern--
lady-free since '83.
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What the...?
This is a gentleman's club!
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Yeah!
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So, what you boys drinkin'?
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I'm buyin'.
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Can we just have
the cash value of the drink?
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Be my guest.
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I'd rather use my money
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to buy a Moe
souvenir T-shirt.
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That comes in kid sizes, too.
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Oh, no, this is terrible.
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What am I gonna do? Oh...
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Aren't you gonna
come to bed, Homie?
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Can't, Marge.
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I'm fighting for my
professional life here.
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Do you know what
I just learned?
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My job is the reason
I get the checks every week.
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And now that I'm demoted,
the checks have gotten smaller.
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Not in physical size, but...
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I know. I know.
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I represent the Eternal Valley
funeral home,
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and I'm here to talk about
an extremely unpleasant subject:
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people continuing to live.
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If we don't have a frickin'
funeral soon, people,
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you can say good-bye
to Howard's Flowers!
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Calm down, Howard Jr.
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Now, here is the zip,
the zap and the zing.
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We're gonna rewire
Charlie Loveable here
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into the greatest threat
to seniors' lives
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since nursing homes themselves.
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Switcheroo.
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Impressive.
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Hard to believe two
ten-year-old kids built this.
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And I heard one of them
did all the work.
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Wow.
It's true.
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Am I early?
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You're late.
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Since I got demoted,
I have to show my I.D.,
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but the picture
was taken so long ago,
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I put on a lot of weight,
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so I have to stretch out
my face and say,
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"I used to look like this."
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Late.
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You're mean.
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Now, I want a list
of a hundred ways
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to make your job worse by
close of business today.
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- Can one of the hundred
be making the list? - No.
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Can some of them be callbacks
to earlier ones?
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Also, no.
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Oh!
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We're live at the
Springfield Retirement Castle,
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where long-time resident,
Alice Glick, died last night,
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at the paws of this
cuddly little killer.
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Our Channel Six
substitute medical expert
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Dr. Nick Riviera
had this to say.
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The champion
was cleared to fight.
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Ahem, Doctor, this
press conference
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is about a nursing home death.
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The Springfield police
are in the process
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of taking all the robots
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into custody,
safely returning the seniors
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to their hopeless, dismal lives.
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Shut that thing off.
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I meant the TV!
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00:14:46,328 --> 00:14:47,328
Sorry.
267
00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:52,467
Hi. We need someone
268
00:14:52,535 --> 00:14:54,469
to reprogram our robots
to break out of jail.
269
00:14:55,671 --> 00:14:57,405
A chance to reprogram robots?
270
00:14:57,473 --> 00:14:59,775
Well, I had a date
with a beauty queen tonight,
271
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,643
but forget it.
272
00:15:04,313 --> 00:15:06,748
Uh, hello, yes, hello,
Miss Wyoming?
273
00:15:06,816 --> 00:15:09,484
I-I'll have to climb
your Grand Tetons another night.
274
00:15:10,787 --> 00:15:12,020
The breast joke!
275
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:13,488
I-I served it up.
276
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:16,024
Why won't he love me?!
277
00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:27,374
"Do this, do that."
Lousy Roz thinks she's so big.
278
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:29,519
Well, looks like
it's time for another
279
00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:31,584
"End of the Walk Talk
With Homer and Ned."
280
00:15:31,704 --> 00:15:34,203
Tonight's topic:
the niceness of the evening.
281
00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:34,904
Hey.
282
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,706
Homer, all nonsense aside,
283
00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,507
are you okalidokalaroony?
284
00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:42,278
I'm having problems
with my new boss Roz.
285
00:15:42,346 --> 00:15:45,381
She's the most evil person to
come out of Ohio since LeBron.
286
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:47,383
But at least he thought
long and hard
287
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:50,486
before screwing everybody over,
in public, for no reason.
288
00:15:50,554 --> 00:15:52,488
You know, I knew
a backstabbing Buckeye
289
00:15:52,556 --> 00:15:54,023
named Roz at Bible camp.
290
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,758
Twice as tall
as she should've been.
291
00:15:55,826 --> 00:15:57,293
Is this her?
292
00:15:57,361 --> 00:15:58,495
Come on!
293
00:15:58,729 --> 00:16:01,097
The apple must be wreaking
havoc with the Twinkie!
294
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,631
It is.
295
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,400
But if you've got the stones,
296
00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:06,535
I can tell you
how to slay that "Gal-ioth."
297
00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:10,206
Are you aware that "stones"
means man junk?
298
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,675
What the-- I've been
using that around the boys.
299
00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:17,546
Whew! Thank you.
300
00:16:17,614 --> 00:16:20,116
Now, it was one of
our biggest celebrations,
301
00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:22,952
the 19th Sunday after Easter.
302
00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,420
We'd just had a rousing
no-fun run,
303
00:16:24,488 --> 00:16:26,622
and in the heat of the moment,
I wanted to offer
304
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:27,991
my respectful best wishes.
305
00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:29,558
Peace be with you.
306
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:32,561
Well, sir, she went crazy.
307
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,798
Crazier than
sleeping in on a Sunday.
308
00:16:34,865 --> 00:16:36,532
I can't stand to be touched!
309
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,601
Never tell anyone!
310
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:39,869
And I haven't.
311
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,070
Not until now.
312
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,072
That's it! That's it!
313
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:45,074
My nightmare is over!
314
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:48,277
Oh, Flanders, you are
my personal savior.
315
00:16:48,345 --> 00:16:50,013
Oh, that's nice,
but I don't approve of...
316
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,580
Hail Flanders!
317
00:16:51,648 --> 00:16:53,182
Mightier than Jesus!
318
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,889
Yes, I, uh, I hereby call
to order this meeting
319
00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:03,059
of the North American
Man-Bot Love Association.
320
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,894
I'll say this one more time:
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00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:06,595
we really should
change that name.
322
00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:08,664
Yes, all right, I'll change it
to whatever you like,
323
00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:11,567
as long as "Man-Bot Love"
is in there somewhere.
324
00:17:11,635 --> 00:17:13,970
Now, let's look at
these blueprints, shall we?
325
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,176
Wish I'd thought of that.
326
00:17:20,178 --> 00:17:22,879
Uh, first,
we remotely adjust them
327
00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:24,881
so they will never be
malicious again.
328
00:17:24,948 --> 00:17:26,683
There, there and there.
329
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,451
Now, arise, little ones!
330
00:17:32,188 --> 00:17:33,989
Hey-Hey, what's going on here?
331
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:36,859
I better call 911.
332
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,729
Oh, it's always busy
when I call.
333
00:17:41,732 --> 00:17:44,500
What a bunch of idiots.
334
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:49,939
Hey-- Aw, I can't
stay mad at you.
335
00:17:50,073 --> 00:17:53,209
Go on, get out of here.
336
00:17:53,276 --> 00:17:56,812
Oh, oh, Chief?
Yeah?
337
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,749
Yeah, you, too.
338
00:18:00,852 --> 00:18:03,152
Although this millennium
is still young,
339
00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:04,687
I feel it is time to award
340
00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:07,423
this giant trophy, paid for
with your health care cuts...
341
00:18:08,759 --> 00:18:10,693
...to our beloved Roz.
342
00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,063
What the deuce?
343
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,531
Sarcastic clapping?
344
00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:19,335
Congratulations, Roz.
345
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:21,336
What are you doing here,
Simpson?
346
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:23,706
If there isn't dry cleaning
in the back of my car,
347
00:18:23,773 --> 00:18:26,175
there's gonna be
blood on my knuckles.
348
00:18:26,242 --> 00:18:29,278
Uh, I just came to say
that you're perfect.
349
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:33,182
So perfect, I think
Mr. Burns should give you a hug.
350
00:18:34,318 --> 00:18:36,085
Who told you?
351
00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:38,554
I won't say,
but his initials are S.F.
352
00:18:38,622 --> 00:18:40,189
Stupid Flanders!
353
00:18:40,257 --> 00:18:42,191
Hug, hug, hug!
354
00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:43,893
Hug, hug, hug,
355
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,663
hug, hug, hug, hug...!
356
00:18:52,536 --> 00:18:55,370
You're fired.
357
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,473
I underestimated you.
358
00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:59,074
I don't know what that
middle word means.
359
00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:01,344
Well, it means my perception
of you is that you were
360
00:19:01,412 --> 00:19:03,946
kind of a goof, but now I see
you're rather clever.
361
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:04,981
What is perception?
362
00:19:05,048 --> 00:19:06,182
It's how I view you.
363
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,750
You understand that?
No.
364
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,285
I used to think
you were an idiot.
365
00:19:09,353 --> 00:19:10,987
Now it turns out,
you're not such an idiot,
366
00:19:11,055 --> 00:19:13,689
in fact, you might
even be smart.
367
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:14,958
Little help?
368
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,872
Rub the butter around you.
369
00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,008
Need more butter!
370
00:19:32,076 --> 00:19:33,576
And not the unsalted.
371
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:35,677
Do you want to get
out of there or not?
372
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:43,352
Mr. J., if I don't
get my green card,
373
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:46,456
they're gonna turn me
back into a washing machine.
374
00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:48,424
No dawdling.
Just move it along.
375
00:19:57,201 --> 00:19:58,768
Oy, oy!
376
00:19:58,835 --> 00:20:00,369
My mechanical mensch!
377
00:20:00,437 --> 00:20:01,737
How I missed you.
378
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:05,541
Bless you, boys.
379
00:20:05,608 --> 00:20:09,478
Now that we got 'em back,
we'll never let 'em go again.
380
00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:11,230
'Cause there's
no stronger force
381
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:14,523
than a senior citizen
holding onto a freebie.
382
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,955
♪ Golden years ♪
383
00:20:20,023 --> 00:20:21,891
♪ Gold... ♪
384
00:20:24,094 --> 00:20:25,661
♪ Golden years... ♪
385
00:20:25,696 --> 00:20:35,736
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