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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good... ♪
♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Aah!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
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This is Principal Lewis.
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I need Steve Smith to come
to my office at once.
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Ooh.
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Steve, we said we were
gonna be good this year.
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We're co-presidents
of the Good Boy Club.
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Did that kiss oath mean nothing?
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Hall pass, please?
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Sure. I got it right here.
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Wha-bam.
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Oh, dear.
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I'll handle this, Jared.
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Wha-bam!
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That was pretty hilarious, buddy.
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I swear, it's like
they're dating now.
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They don't pay me enough
to give a damn about that.
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Here's the account info
I was telling you about.
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My credit's a mess.
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I'm in overdraft hell,
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and now the bank's telling
me my debit card...
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Bri, Bri.
Relax. I got it.
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Clara, could you make me
a nice hot chocolate?
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Clara,
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did you you roll your
god-dang eyes at him?
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Woman, I will make you
teach summer school.
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I will steal your summer.
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First, we move you to a credit union.
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Better interest rates.
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Ech!
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That's how you lose a summer, bitch.
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♪ What's that sound? ♪
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♪ It's the calendar
on my smartphone ♪
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♪ Having fun tonight ♪
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♪ Is it dinner, a party,
or drinks with Tom? ♪
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Oh, God. We've gone
to a million of those.
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Why don't I go in your place?
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Oh, thanks, Roger,
but you have to be a parent
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to go to these things.
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Or a legal guardian.
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All you'd have to do is sign
a few papers and la-la,
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I'm responsible for Steve.
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Roger, couple things.
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I think you meant to say
"viola," instead of "la-la. "
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I did.
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And we'd be terrible parents
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if we gave you any
authority over Steve.
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Hey, I'm a great caregiver.
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I promise, if you
make me his guardian,
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I won't let you down.
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How are we supposed to believe that?
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Behold.
Roger Smith, caregiver.
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Here's me burping a baby.
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Here's me cultivating a garden.
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Lush.
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Here's me shaving a homeless.
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Shaved him clean, bow to stern.
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Smooth as a dolphin.
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Impressive.
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And take a look at the
satisfaction survey
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Klaus filled out after
I took care of him
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the week you all went to
Michael Jackson's funeral.
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♪ Hee-hee! ♪
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You'll notice Klaus rated me
a five in every category.
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I wrestled with that
questionnaire for days.
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At one point, I convinced myself
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Roger's performance
in "courtesy" merited a four.
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As the pen hit the paper,
I knew instantly, I was a liar.
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I quickly circled the five,
but that slight mark remains.
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And it torments me
every day of my life!
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Whoa.
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See, I don't have children of my own.
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It's hole in my heart I
desperately yearn to fill.
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Making me Steve's guardian
would be the greatest gift
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you guys could ever give me.
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I guess we could let him do
"Coffee with the Principal"
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just as a trial run, and
if that doesn't work out,
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we yank his privileges.
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You just got me seriously horny.
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Okay, Roger, we'll make you
Steve's legal guardian.
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Really? Oh, my God!
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Thank you!
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Whoa, watch out.
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Was that a...
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No.
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Stan. Go on.
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Go take care of that.
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I got this one.
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Hey, bud. You hear the great news?
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What?
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You folks made me
your legal guardian.
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I'm going to "Coffee with the
Principal" in their place.
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Whatever. Say hi to Brian for me.
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You mean Principal Brian Lewis?
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Yeah, me and him are amigos.
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I'm texting his ass now.
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Colorful language.
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Phfft! Shut up, Roger.
I'll see you later.
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I'll be home after your bedtime.
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Pancakes tomorrow sound good?
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Whatever, douche.
Shut the door.
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Of course.
Sleep tight.
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Gay!
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Welcome. Tonight you'll be learning
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about your child's
scholastic routine.
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Any questions are always welcome.
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If you're just here to tell me
I'm doing a great job,
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that's fine, too.
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I have a question.
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Roger Smith.
Legal guardian for Steve Smith.
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Principal Lewis, I've noticed
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that my Steve has not been doing
well on the state-wide tests.
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Why would that be?
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Well, some children
aren't good test-takers.
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Steven's a genius!
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Maybe, instead
of a new football stadium,
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you could have put that money
toward your students.
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Uh-oh.
He's getting it good.
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Oh, damn.
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Um, who are you?
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I know who you are.
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Principal Library Book, because
you're obviously checked out!
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Ooh!
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Brian just called me!
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He said you were a jerk during
"Coffee with the Principal"!
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Look, me and him...
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He and I...
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We have a good thing
going at that school.
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Don't mess it up.
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Mess it... I'm trying to help you.
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I stopped by your classes and
got your homework for next week.
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Why don't you get a jump on it?
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I'm going to bed, Roger.
I'm tired.
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Not anymore, you're not.
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That'll keep you wired
for a couple hours.
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What is that?
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For you, it's a study aide.
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I use it to go dancing.
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Well, look who's up before noon.
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Just wanted to make
a little lunch for Steve.
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That was thoughtful.
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How was "Coffee with the Principal"?
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He made a scene!
He told Principal Lewis
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I should be getting better grades,
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then he went to my classes,
got a week's worth of homework,
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and made me study till midnight.
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That sounds fantastic.
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Here, take your lunch.
No time to dilly.
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The bus is running
three minutes early.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Wow. Roger really seems
to be on top of things.
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There's a school bus?
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I'm surprised how
good he is with Steve.
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Oh, man. Do you know what this means?
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If Roger can take care of Steve,
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we can finally go on
that kids-free vacation
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we've been talking about
the last ten years.
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You mean,
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the dream vacation?
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Five days and four nights at...
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Flash Flood Acres!
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The largest water park
in the universe!
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Dan, where are the kids?
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How many beers have you had?
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Just one.
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But it was the largest beer
in the universe!
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Hey. I want to apologize
for my legal guardian.
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I had a talk with him.
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He won't bother you again.
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He's a funny little guy, isn't he?
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Made me really nervous.
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Hey, could you turn
it to channel four?
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They're dog a Galactica marathon.
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Principal Lewis,
we're watching something.
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I'm going to hatchet
you, Bob Crawley!
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It-It's cool, Brian.
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Oh, my bank again.
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Don't worry about e bank.
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I just have one last
set of forms to file,
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and when that's done, you're golden.
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Everybody, freeze.
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Registered legal guardian,
Commonwealth of Virginia.
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Oh, damn it.
Toss your weed.
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Superintendent?
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It's come to my attention
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you've been letting one
of your students skip classes,
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miss tests, and hang out
in the teachers' lounge.
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I'm sorry, Brian, this is bad.
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I hate to say it, but...
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You're fired!
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Is that what you intended
to say, superintendent?
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That's what I super-intended to say.
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Yay!
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Is that too much air?
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You want some radio?
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I just want what's
best for you, Steve.
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You've got a funny way of showing it!
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Geez, you scared me.
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You said nothing for so
long, and then you yelled.
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I can't believe you got one
of my best friends fired!
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Friends?! He's using you.
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I will not let him
ruin your education.
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Brian.
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BRIAN:
So, that was weird today.
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We'll get your job back.
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And-And don't worry about the bank.
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I got your forms right here.
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Oh, no you don't.
Roger!
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Lewis, this is Roger Smith.
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I need you to stop calling my boy.
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What are you doing?
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Steve, your relationship
with him is inappropriate.
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He-He could be a sexual predator
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who wants to make
you his next victim.
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It happened to me once.
The guy was a monster.
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He just wrote something really
funny on my Facebook wall.
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That's how he gets me.
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He's witty.
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It's Alan Rickman.
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Uh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Brian, I'm throwing your ass
out for not paying rent.
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Look, I'm going to pay.
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I've got one of my students
working on my finances.
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A student?
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Well, a former student.
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I've just been fired.
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You lost your job and you've got
a teenager handling your money?
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Yes, but it's not that much money.
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Oh...
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Checkmate.
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Where's your butt buddy now?
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Here, let me get you
some hot chocolate.
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Keep it down! There's a
Galactica marathon on.
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Keep it down.
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Keep it down. Keep it down.
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Keep it down.
Keep it down.
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I'm not saying anything!
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I can't believe
we get a whole week here
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withouthe kids.
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This is why I had children,
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so one day, I wouldn't
have to be around them.
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Is that it?
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We've done everything
on the map twice.
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But this is the biggest
water park in the world.
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We can't be done already.
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Let's see- 50 slides,
each about a minute long;
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we didn't wait in any lines;
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we ran everywhere-
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yeah, less than two hours.
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Damn it.
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All right, well...
we could use this orange key
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to check on our sneakers.
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Roger?
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He's home. Just making
your after-school snack.
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00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,758
Thought you might like some... No!
265
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,790
No! Oh, God!
266
00:10:36,915 --> 00:10:39,493
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God!
267
00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:40,660
Roger-
268
00:10:40,785 --> 00:10:42,161
My baby!
269
00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:44,364
What happened to you?
Who did this?
270
00:10:44,489 --> 00:10:47,133
Who did this to my baby?
271
00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:49,669
The teachers.
272
00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:52,839
They made a circle and they hit me.
273
00:10:52,964 --> 00:10:55,238
Oh, God!
274
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:10,524
I don't think I can
go back to school.
275
00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,692
Oh, Steve, you will never, ever
276
00:11:12,817 --> 00:11:15,395
have to worry
about those teachers again.
277
00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,563
See you later, guys.
278
00:11:16,688 --> 00:11:17,764
Have a good one.
279
00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:18,689
See you tomorrow.
280
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,780
Naranjas. Naranjas.
281
00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:36,362
Give me that fruit.
282
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,521
How much?
283
00:11:41,646 --> 00:11:43,890
Ten bucks to see it,
20 bucks to ride it.
284
00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:45,291
No. I meant for the oranges.
285
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,260
Not for sale, bitch.
286
00:11:47,385 --> 00:11:49,386
All right, I'll see it.
287
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:52,131
What are you doing?
288
00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:53,600
Showing you my butt.
289
00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:56,302
What? You thought
those were ding-dong prices?
290
00:11:56,427 --> 00:11:59,218
Nah, nah, nah.
291
00:12:01,094 --> 00:12:03,139
Brian, are you in there?
292
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,302
Oh, no.
293
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:10,650
Don't ever run off like that!
294
00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:12,251
You scared me half to death!
295
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:13,649
They evicted Brian.
296
00:12:13,815 --> 00:12:16,152
That's what he deserves
for messing with your education.
297
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,657
He was my friend.
298
00:12:17,782 --> 00:12:19,960
I got you a new friend- Freddy.
299
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:22,328
He likes to drink milk
and play games.
300
00:12:22,453 --> 00:12:23,396
Hello.
301
00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:24,664
These are new shorts.
302
00:12:24,789 --> 00:12:26,466
You're taller than me.
303
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:28,664
Freddy!
304
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:33,740
Hi. We would like a refund
for eight day-passes.
305
00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:36,142
We overestimated
how long we'd want to be here.
306
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:37,911
You have to talk to the manager.
307
00:12:38,036 --> 00:12:39,378
He's not back till Thursday.
308
00:12:39,503 --> 00:12:41,147
I'm sorry, sir.
309
00:12:41,272 --> 00:12:43,449
I really wish there was
something I could do.
310
00:12:43,574 --> 00:12:45,785
This guy is the year.
311
00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:47,053
Come on, Francine.
312
00:12:47,178 --> 00:12:49,179
Let's take another run
at Splash Canyon.
313
00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:55,962
(tone ringing)
314
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:57,193
Hello?
315
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,898
Dad, you guys have to come home.
316
00:12:59,023 --> 00:13:01,101
Roger got Principal Lewis fired,
and now he's trying
317
00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:03,866
to make me hang out with
this nerdy kid named Freddy.
318
00:13:04,032 --> 00:13:06,239
Son, your mother
and I are on vacation.
319
00:13:06,364 --> 00:13:07,674
Steve, it's your mom.
320
00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:10,844
Frankly, I'm glad Roger
got Principal Lewis fired.
321
00:13:10,969 --> 00:13:13,212
Your friendship with
him was getting weird.
322
00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:14,914
I wanted to say something about it,
323
00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:16,850
but I was scared you might tell me
324
00:13:16,975 --> 00:13:18,217
that you two were lovers.
325
00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:20,020
Now stop complaining and go to sleep.
326
00:13:20,145 --> 00:13:22,112
Should be bedtime back there.
327
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:27,994
Yay!
328
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:28,962
Shut up!
329
00:13:29,087 --> 00:13:29,929
Yellow slide's for babies.
330
00:13:30,054 --> 00:13:31,727
You're a baby.
331
00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:34,233
Hey, bud, time for bed.
332
00:13:34,358 --> 00:13:36,670
You want a leg rub
till you fall asleep?
333
00:13:36,795 --> 00:13:38,538
No. I just want you to go.
334
00:13:38,663 --> 00:13:39,706
Oh, I get it.
335
00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,007
You want to pleasure yourself.
336
00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:42,241
Ew!
337
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:44,577
No "ew. " It's natural, honey.
338
00:13:44,702 --> 00:13:46,079
Shameful and natural.
339
00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:47,547
Just get out!
340
00:13:47,672 --> 00:13:49,649
Good night, you Prince
of New England.
341
00:13:49,774 --> 00:13:52,552
You Tom's of Maine.
342
00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:54,721
You want a bedtime song?
343
00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:57,023
♪ I'm never gonna let you go ♪
344
00:13:57,148 --> 00:14:01,394
♪ I'm gonna hold you
in my arms forever ♪
345
00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:06,166
♪ Gonna try to make up
for the times I hurt you so... ♪
346
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,168
Good-bye, room. Forever.
347
00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,103
♪ Gonna hold your body
close to mine ♪
348
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,271
♪ From this day on,
we're gonna be together ♪
349
00:14:12,396 --> 00:14:13,773
I'll need these on the road.
350
00:14:13,898 --> 00:14:15,008
God willing, I'll have enough time
351
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,275
to slide them on my attackers.
352
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,773
♪ Oh, I swear this time ♪
353
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:21,905
♪ I'm never gonna let you go. ♪
354
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:27,844
Brian!
355
00:14:27,969 --> 00:14:29,046
I'll kill you, Debra!
356
00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:30,347
Oh, Steve.
357
00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:31,815
Oh, thank God.
358
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:32,983
Thought you were Debra.
359
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,018
What are you doing out at this hour?
360
00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:36,920
My legal guardian was killing me.
361
00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:38,755
I can't be in that house anymore.
362
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,457
It's all his fault you got evicted.
363
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:41,925
Oh, I'm past that, Steve.
364
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,127
I'm gonna hit the
road, get out of town,
365
00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:45,695
eat some of these oranges.
366
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,030
It totally sucks here!
367
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:48,498
Let me come with you.
368
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:49,805
Yeah, sure.
369
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:52,093
Get down!
370
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:57,007
Lew-Lew!
371
00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:59,042
I ain't mad at you.
372
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:02,769
I just want to talk to you.
373
00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:14,258
Oklahoma?!
374
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,493
Wow! How long was I asleep?
375
00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:18,896
Steve, I'll be perfectly honest.
376
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,998
I thought you were
awake this whole time.
377
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:22,632
I told you my life story.
378
00:15:22,757 --> 00:15:24,401
Hell, I told you about my stepmom.
379
00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,236
Thought you were in a stunned silence
380
00:15:26,361 --> 00:15:28,462
that somebody could
do that to a child.
381
00:15:30,032 --> 00:15:31,975
Man, I can't wait till we get to...
382
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,310
Wait- where are we going?
383
00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:34,934
The Grand Canyon.
384
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,914
Ooh, I'll have freedom out there.
385
00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:38,515
No one making me eat healthy
386
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,023
and tickling my back
even when I don't want it.
387
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:42,352
That's not right.
388
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:45,055
Now, a grown black man
and a young white boy
389
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,881
driving cross country-
that feels right.
390
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,797
Now that there- that is sick.
391
00:15:53,922 --> 00:15:55,799
Y'all got a lot of nerve!
392
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:58,040
This is a public road!
393
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,440
Officer, he's not in the house,
he's not answering his phone.
394
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:04,774
I'm his guardian.
395
00:16:04,899 --> 00:16:06,609
If anything happens to him,
I'm responsible...
396
00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:07,883
Calm down?
397
00:16:08,049 --> 00:16:09,212
Calm down?!
398
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:10,504
Okay.
399
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,854
He was exactly right.
400
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:20,563
That was good advice.
401
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,891
So, I was thinking
402
00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:24,061
about how we could make
a living in Arizona.
403
00:16:24,186 --> 00:16:25,262
I will be a dancer.
404
00:16:25,387 --> 00:16:26,787
What are your skills, Brian?
405
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,500
Oh, Steve.
406
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,700
We're not going to
Arizona to live together.
407
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,661
We're going there to die together.
408
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,640
Uh... pardon me?
409
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,742
I've got nothing left
to live for, Steve.
410
00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:43,169
Which is why I'm driving us
straight into thGrand Canyon.
411
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,116
Suicide, bitch!
412
00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:47,941
Canyon style!
413
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:52,622
Tickets! Tickets!
414
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:53,679
Extra tickets.
415
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:55,725
This place is totally screwing us.
416
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,795
Yeah, well, they're not the only
ones who can do the screwing.
417
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,063
I beg your pardon?
418
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,898
Their stupid water park screws us,
419
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:05,402
we do the same thing...
to each other.
420
00:17:05,527 --> 00:17:08,671
And we do it in there,
on the biggest slide they got.
421
00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:10,807
Of course that's what we do.
422
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:13,143
That's brilliant!
423
00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:14,811
Dan?
424
00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:16,646
Dan!
425
00:17:16,771 --> 00:17:18,882
Don't tell my wife where I am.
426
00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:24,085
She's the biggest bitch
in the universe!
427
00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:27,957
Freddy, I can't find Steve.
428
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:30,060
I haven't seen him
since you introduced us.
429
00:17:30,185 --> 00:17:31,628
This is all your fault, Frederick.
430
00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:33,096
You were his approved friend.
431
00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:35,798
You're supposed to watch out
for him when I'm not around.
432
00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:37,057
You're supposed to...
433
00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:41,018
Don't do that, man.
434
00:17:41,184 --> 00:17:43,240
Look, Steve left
because you smother him.
435
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:46,376
I'm a good kid because
my parents allow me the freedom
436
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:47,577
to be myself.
437
00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:49,979
Can you imagine
how nervous they must have been
438
00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,196
when I said
I was hanging out with you?
439
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:55,366
I suppose I am a dangerous,
aggressive stranger.
440
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,220
They let me make my own mistakes,
441
00:17:57,345 --> 00:18:00,121
but I know they're always there
when I need them.
442
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,859
Damn it, Freddy, I've been a fool.
443
00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:04,961
It's not enough to love your kid.
444
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,164
You have to love 'em the right way.
445
00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:08,998
I know what I have to do.
446
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:11,234
I just hope I can find Steve in time.
447
00:18:11,359 --> 00:18:12,436
Well, I'm glad that...
448
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:15,136
Be glad about that.
449
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:18,975
Okay, here's the plan.
450
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,477
You go down first and wait
451
00:18:20,602 --> 00:18:22,079
at the bottom in a ready position.
452
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:24,347
I'm gonna come down after you,
and by the time
453
00:18:24,472 --> 00:18:26,550
I get to the bottom,
I'll be ready to go.
454
00:18:26,675 --> 00:18:28,642
I'll be there to receive you.
455
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,446
♪ ♪
456
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:37,908
I'm coming in too hot!
Move back!
457
00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,785
What?!
458
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:40,887
Stan, slow down!
459
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:50,340
Brian, I don't want
to die in the Grand Canyon.
460
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:52,065
Please! I thought we were friends.
461
00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,444
You thought I let you
462
00:18:54,569 --> 00:18:56,413
in the teacher's lounge
because I like you?
463
00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,248
You were my accountant, Steve.
464
00:18:58,373 --> 00:19:00,183
Roger was right.
465
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,892
Ah, and there she is.
466
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,152
Roger!
467
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,237
You! How did you find us?
468
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,399
It was simple.
469
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,168
When you love someone hard enough,
470
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:20,117
you always know where they are.
471
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,838
That can't possibly be true.
472
00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:23,440
Roger, thank God!
473
00:19:23,565 --> 00:19:24,741
I want to go home!
474
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,143
I can't do that, Steve.
475
00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:28,111
You see this gun I'm pointing at you?
476
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:30,113
That's what I've been doing
this whole week-
477
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:31,615
holding you hostage.
478
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,339
Well, not anymore.
479
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,784
What?! No!
480
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,426
Principal Lewis is gonna
drive off the Grand Canyon!
481
00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:39,088
You'll be fine, Steve.
482
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:41,625
I came here to tell you,
you'll be fine.
483
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,099
And I'll be supporting you
all the way.
484
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:45,428
Shoot Principal Lewis now!
485
00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,597
I love you way too much for that.
486
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:48,889
See ya, sucker!
487
00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:51,768
Good-bye, bad credit!
488
00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:54,735
Oh, my God!
489
00:19:58,199 --> 00:19:59,276
I don't believe it.
490
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:01,909
Roger's love is keeping us aloft.
491
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,829
We're gonna make it.
492
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,816
So long, junk mail!
493
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:08,207
Wait. What?
494
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,793
Steve, I'm so sorry.
495
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,761
I never meant for you to get hurt.
496
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,497
I'm a terrible legal guardian.
497
00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,763
You are the worst legal guardian.
498
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,434
I'm sorry, too, Steve.
499
00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,403
Surviving that crash made me reize,
500
00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:29,639
I'm on this earth for a reason-
to shape young minds.
501
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,542
I'm gonna get my job back
as principal,
502
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,276
and this time,
I'm gonna do everything right.
503
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,214
Time for your bath, Mr. Lewis?
504
00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:38,715
Please.
505
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,584
Mr. Lewis was my father.
506
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,877
Call me Chocolate Dinosaur.
507
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,620
Dad! Mom!
508
00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:48,658
Steve! Roger!
509
00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:50,159
What the hell is going on?
510
00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,728
Well, it looks like you tried
511
00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,330
to slingshot yourself into Francine.
512
00:20:53,455 --> 00:20:54,503
Didn't you, Stan?
513
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:56,630
I came in too hot.
514
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:58,535
This is the worst day of my life.
515
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,551
Well, you're not getting
your morphine back.
516
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,838
Roger, give it back!
517
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,139
Don't be such a jerk!
518
00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,341
God, I'm sick of you!
519
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:05,709
Come on! Give it! Freddy!
520
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,568
Damn it, Roger, come on!
521
00:21:10,843 --> 00:21:12,716
Freddy.
522
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,064
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