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Previously on...
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Lynette confronted Tom's new girlfriend.
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You think maybe you could stop
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trying to take my husband away from me?
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You think I'm gonna give up on him
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just because you can't accept
your marriage is over?
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Hey, Mike!
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Ben found out about Mike's past...
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Ex-con?
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And hired him.
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I can definitely use you.
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Bree showed Gaby the threatening note.
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I'm sorry to burden you with this...
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Why did you have to tell me?
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And then she discovered
the location of Ben's new development.
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We're digging up the body?
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Ben's bulldozers start tearing up
the woods tomorrow morning.
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Where are Carlos and Susan?
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I didn't wanna freak 'em out.
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And Susan has done nothing but
freak out, so it's just us.
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- But when they got there...
- No!
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They found someone had beaten them to it.
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No matter what the circumstances,
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Bree Van de Kamp always found
a way to stay in control.
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She curbed her impulses.
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She enforced a strict dress code.
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She maintained a strong moral center.
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Yes, Bree was always in control,
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so when it came to handling a crisis...
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This is a nightmare. What are we gonna do?
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It made perfect sense that
she was in the driver's seat.
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Yeah. I mean, I can't
believe the worst thing
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that happened tonight was not
getting to move a dead body.
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Ladies, please,
I need to hear myself think.
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Oh, my god! What if he's alive?
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Right, and after a 2-month dirt nap,
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he clawed his way out.
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No, someone must have dug him out.
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But who? What if it was the cops?
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No! I can't go to jail!
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What, and we can?
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I am so ending up somebody's bitch!
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Shh! It wasn't the police.
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They would have treated
it like a crime scene,
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and that awful yellow tape
would have been everywhere.
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Okay, then. Think about this, Bree.
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What if it's someone
who knows what we did,
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and it made them sick...
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and now they're going to tell?
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Why is she talking like that?
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Gaby is engaging in wild speculation,
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which isn't at all productive.
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There has to be a simple explanation.
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We just need to take
a deep breath and think,
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and the answer will be right in front of us.
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Susan.
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Oh, my god. Of course!
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Why would Susan move the body?
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Because she's cuckoo crazy.
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She's been flipping out ever
since we buried the guy.
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Okay, then what if it was her?
What do we do?
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We march over and we ask if she did it,
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and if she did,
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I know an empty grave
that's going to waste.
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But if she didn't,
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then we just admitted that
we went to the woods without her.
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Imagine what cuckoo will do with that.
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Clearly, we have to be diplomatic, crafty.
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We'll ask indirect questions,
scan her house for clues.
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We'll gather information
without arousing suspicion.
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Okay, Bree. Well, seems like
you got a good handle on this.
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Definitely. Let us know how it goes.
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Yes, when it came to a crisis,
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everyone was happy to have
Bree in the driver's seat...
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Fine. I'll talk to Susan.
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Even if Bree herself would have
preferred to be a passenger.
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As the mother of five,
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Lynette scavo was used to
uncomfortable questions.
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Why are you eating Santa's cookies?
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What happened to my goldfish?
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Why were you and daddy making
funny noises last night?
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Yes, after five children,
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Lynette thought she'd heard it all,
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until there was one question...
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Are dad and Jane gonna get married?
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She never saw coming.
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Why would you ask that?
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I don't know.
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They're spending a lot
of time together, and...
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It's okay. You can say it.
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They seem really happy.
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You told her to say it.
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Honey, just because people are happy
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and spend time together,
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it doesn't mean they're gonna get married.
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I mean, your aunt Renee
and I spend time together.
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And we're not getting married
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till your mom makes a lot more money.
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- I'll get it.
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You all ready to see "Wicked"?
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- Hello, Lynette.
- Hello.
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Oh, my god. Look at your hair.
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We're twins.
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Yes, you are.
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Penny, where did you learn to do that?
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Jane taught me.
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Oh, it's easy. I could teach you, too.
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Oh, I know how to do it.
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Okay. Uh, we should go.
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We might not be home until 11:00.
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- On a school night?
- It's my fault.
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I went to high school
with the wicked witch,
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and she invited us backstage.
Is that okay?
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O-oh, my god.
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Can I, mom?
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What can I say? Since you
asked me in front of Penny.
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- Let's go, zuzu.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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"Zuzu"?
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Yeah. She's got a cute nickname for Penny.
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I bet she's got one for you,
too... "doormat."
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What?
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It's bad enough she stole your husband,
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and now you're letting
her take your daughter, too?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I'm not gonna drag Penny
into the middle of this.
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Well, apparently, Jane doesn't
play by the same rules.
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I think it's time to fight dirty.
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I don't know how to do that.
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Well, you're in luck.
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She might have gone to
school with the wicked witch,
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but you went to school with me.
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It's portfolio review time.
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That's the special moment
where I tell you all
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how you're letting me down.
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Okay, uh, speaking as a former teacher...
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Still pontificating.
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Now some might say,
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"He must think pretty highly of himself"
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"to judge other people so harshly,"
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to which I say, yeah, he does.
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Can you believe this guy?
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I would die for him.
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Yeah. That's a healthy attitude.
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So while you're opening your portfolios
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and arranging your works,
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let me tell you what I do not wanna see.
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Bowls of fruit.
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Portraits of children.
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Frigid winter landscapes.
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Lush summer vistas.
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However, I do enjoy a nice ocean scene...
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Just so it's not ruined
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by the addition of a sad, little sailboat.
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Did you look in my portfolio?
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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I wanted to steel myself
for disappointment.
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Okay, again, as a former teacher,
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that's not how you motivate people.
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Apparently not.
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You haven't grown an inch
since you started my class.
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Your work's the same as it's always been...
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technically proficient but totally boring.
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You never surprise me.
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Amy, on the other hand,
is nothing but surprises.
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Thank you.
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Don't talk, dear.
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Her technique is atrocious.
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Cats with crayons could
draw more convincingly,
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but what she does is real,
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and it bleeds.
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And I love it.
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I would follow him into hell.
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I think we already have.
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Celia, get back here! Give me that now!
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Hey, hey, hey, enough with the screaming!
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Come on. Sit down. Come on.
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What are we having?
Spaghetti and meat-shapes?
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Well, they started off as balls.
What do you want from me?
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Is daddy eating with us?
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No, sweetie. He's taking a nap.
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Celia! Use a fork, not the doll.
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Mom, remember that cabin on the lake?
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Can we rent it again for spring vacation?
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Spring? It isn't even Thanksgiving yet.
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I know, but we always plan
our vacations in the fall.
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Well...
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who knows what we'll be doing then?
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Let's... just worry
about that later, okay?
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But we know we wanna go there.
Why can't we plan it now?
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Will you just stop?!
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Just eat your food.
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And what am I gonna tell her?
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"Sorry, sweetie. We can't rent that cabin"
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"'cause daddy and I might
be in jail by spring."
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Will you stop? We're not going to jail.
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You can't promise that, Carlos.
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It's been two months.
Nothing's happened. Relax.
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Where's this coming from?
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I'm just saying, a cop could
show up at the door any day
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and destroy our family.
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And we don't even have someone
to take care of the kids.
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Sure, we do. We named
a guardian when we did our will.
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Yeah, Susan. She'll be my cellmate,
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and we'll be making license
plates with Bree and Lynette.
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Ah, right.
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Well, we'll just find someone else.
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How about McCluskey?
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Are you kidding?
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I've got meat in the freezer
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that's gonna be around longer than she is.
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Oh, I know. I know, and they're perfect.
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Bob and Lee.
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No, think about it.
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Two gay guys who could have
been out dancing every night,
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adopted a child?
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They chose this?
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Yeah, what does that tell us?
They're unstable.
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No, I'm serious. They're great parents.
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Yeah, they are.
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Okay. Bob and Lee. We'll ask 'em.
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But don't worry. We're not going anywhere.
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Can't promise that.
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Dad and Jane are coming.
I'm gonna wait on the porch.
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Oh, and Jane's cooking,
so I won't need dinner.
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Everything okay?
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I'm sorry. I was just looking
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at all these pictures in your baby book.
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I guess I was getting a little nostalgic.
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Mom, my baby book has, like,
five pictures in it.
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But they're really good.
You wanna see? Look.
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Here's you with me and
your dad at your 1st birthday.
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Look at us.
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We were really a family then.
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We're a family now. Aren't we?
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Of course. Oh, of course. It's just...
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Just what?
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Well, since you asked,
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things are going to be different
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since your dad brought
Jane into the picture.
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You don't like her, do you?
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Oh, I didn't say that.
She's a very smart lady,
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and she obviously knows
how to get what she wants...
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medical career, other people's husbands.
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But I'm not gonna say anything bad.
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I know. You like her.
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Well... I thought she was nice.
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She is... to you.
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Maybe that's because
she's trying to steal you, too.
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But like I said,
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I don't wanna say anything bad.
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You should go wait out on the porch.
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You don't need to sit
here listening to my...
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legitimate whining.
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I don't wanna go over there.
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I wanna stay here... with you.
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Well, if you feel strongly about it,
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and I can tell you do,
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I could call your dad and make an excuse.
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00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:16,386
Would you?
263
00:12:16,949 --> 00:12:19,605
Sweetie, I would do anything for you.
264
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,034
You are my daughter...
265
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:23,605
my biological daughter.
266
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,264
Thanks. I love you, mom.
267
00:12:27,629 --> 00:12:29,713
I love you, too, bobo.
268
00:12:32,659 --> 00:12:33,502
"Bobo"?
269
00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:35,918
We'll work on it.
270
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,975
Ugh! I hate you, Andre!
271
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:44,639
Susan.
272
00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:47,939
I rang your doorbell twice.
Is everything okay?
273
00:12:47,949 --> 00:12:50,251
Oh, I can't get his voice out of my head.
274
00:12:51,449 --> 00:12:52,187
Voice?
275
00:12:52,904 --> 00:12:55,958
Yeah. He keeps telling me how bad I am.
276
00:12:56,298 --> 00:12:56,924
Oh, really?
277
00:12:57,873 --> 00:13:01,218
Uh, does this voice also
tell you to do things?
278
00:13:01,659 --> 00:13:03,676
Sorry. I know I must sound crazy.
279
00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:08,475
It's just, I've been staring at
this blank canvas for two days.
280
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:10,326
I don't sleep. I don't eat.
281
00:13:10,404 --> 00:13:11,663
Do you dig things up?
282
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,912
- What?
- What?
283
00:13:14,404 --> 00:13:17,174
Did you just ask me if I dug something up?
284
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:20,649
Oh! I think someone's been staring
at a blank canvas too long.
285
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,451
Bree, what's going on?
286
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:25,027
Why are you here?
287
00:13:29,093 --> 00:13:31,643
Okay, I'm just gonna come
right out and ask you.
288
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,226
- Did you...
- Hey.
289
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:34,858
Mike, what are you doing home?
290
00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:37,130
I-I thought you were
meeting Ben about the job.
291
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:39,243
Yeah, I was, and then he called
and said he had to cancel.
292
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:41,283
Something happened at the site,
293
00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:43,059
and they had to shut
down the whole project.
294
00:13:43,703 --> 00:13:44,461
That's weird.
295
00:13:44,726 --> 00:13:46,498
Y-yeah. Did he say what it was?
296
00:13:47,113 --> 00:13:47,818
No.
297
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:49,611
But he sure didn't sound good.
298
00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:56,165
Well, I really should be going.
299
00:13:56,722 --> 00:13:59,384
Wait. You said you were
gonna ask me something.
300
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:00,992
No, I didn't.
301
00:14:01,460 --> 00:14:04,183
You really need to get away
from those paint fumes.
302
00:14:10,338 --> 00:14:11,301
Guardians?
303
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:12,443
Yeah!
304
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:14,895
You know, in case something happens to us,
305
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,615
we think you guys would be
terrific parents to our girls.
306
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:19,947
What an honor.
307
00:14:20,769 --> 00:14:23,487
Well, you know, we love Juanita and...
308
00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,473
- the other one.
- Celia.
309
00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:27,360
Tip of my tongue.
310
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:30,557
But you have so many
closer friends on the lane.
311
00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:31,352
What about Susan?
312
00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:32,895
Yeah, that'd never work.
313
00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:34,190
Why not?
314
00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:36,583
Um, well, Susan...
315
00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:37,989
is...
316
00:14:38,189 --> 00:14:39,020
a racist.
317
00:14:40,371 --> 00:14:42,361
What? I-I've known her for years.
318
00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:44,175
I've never seen her be racist.
319
00:14:44,691 --> 00:14:45,775
- It's new.
- Yeah.
320
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,567
What about Bree?
321
00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:51,461
Yeah! An alcoholic with
a house full of guns? Genius.
322
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,358
Lynette? McCluskey? Anyone at all?
323
00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:55,901
Hang on.
324
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,338
You guys have a problem
with the girls?
325
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,249
It's just, we're still learning
how to take care of one kid.
326
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,066
You've got two, and they're both...
327
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,147
You know.
328
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,004
What?
329
00:15:09,004 --> 00:15:10,340
Monsters.
330
00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:13,153
You know it. We know it.
Why are we dancing around it?
331
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:14,510
I was gonna say "Spirited."
332
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:17,469
No, no, no, no.
See, they used to be like that.
333
00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:19,325
They've changed. They're all grown up now.
334
00:15:19,737 --> 00:15:20,950
I babysat them two months ago.
335
00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:23,621
Juanita punched me in the neck,
and the other one bit me.
336
00:15:23,621 --> 00:15:25,995
Celia. Her name is Celia.
337
00:15:25,995 --> 00:15:27,081
Okay, you know, seriously, guys,
338
00:15:27,081 --> 00:15:28,691
they're like different people now.
339
00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,647
So well-behaved.
340
00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,768
Yeah. Y-you have to see it to believe it.
341
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,915
You know what? That's a great idea.
342
00:15:38,908 --> 00:15:40,002
What? What is?
343
00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:43,004
Why don't you have us
over for dinner tomorrow?
344
00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:47,027
And we can see how
well-behaved they truly are.
345
00:15:49,495 --> 00:15:50,605
Oh, my god!
346
00:15:50,605 --> 00:15:52,763
That is a great idea.
347
00:15:53,464 --> 00:15:56,024
But I don't know about tomorrow,
because the girls...
348
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:59,382
are busy with their bible pageant,
349
00:15:59,382 --> 00:16:02,323
and their extensive charity work.
350
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:03,487
Tomorrow.
351
00:16:04,389 --> 00:16:05,372
Tomorrow.
352
00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:08,101
- Bye, guys.
- See you at dinner.
353
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:10,683
- We're dead.
- Yeah.
354
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:19,358
Okay, Bob and Lee are coming
over for dinner tonight.
355
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:21,128
That gives me nine hours to teach you
356
00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:24,022
to be courteous, gracious,
and well-mannered...
357
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:26,781
exact opposite of what you usually are.
358
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:29,610
This is why you kept us home from school?
359
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,623
Oh, you're in school,
and class is in session.
360
00:16:34,073 --> 00:16:36,983
Okay, now which one is the salad fork?
361
00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:38,608
What's salad?
362
00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:46,446
When is the last time you brushed your...
363
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,662
Is this a lollipop?!
364
00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:53,582
Told you it wasn't a good hiding place.
365
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:56,978
Come on. Think!
366
00:16:56,978 --> 00:17:00,008
Who won the Tony for best musical in 1995?
367
00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:03,490
This is too hard. Why can't
gay people like cartoons?
368
00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:07,394
Did you get that out of the garbage?
369
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:15,914
Didn't you get my message?
370
00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:18,471
About Penny not being
able to come over? Yeah.
371
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,601
Been getting a lot of
those messages lately.
372
00:17:20,601 --> 00:17:22,476
Penny?! So why are you here?
373
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,224
To see my daughter.
374
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,067
I wanna find out what's going on.
375
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:30,464
Hey!
376
00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:31,801
Hey, dad.
377
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,746
I haven't seen you this week.
378
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:34,939
Is everything okay?
379
00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:37,800
Yeah. I've just had a lot
of homework and stuff.
380
00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:39,486
Why don't you do it at my place?
381
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,031
You know, if it... if it's science,
382
00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:45,771
Jane lives right upstairs,
and she's a real Brainiac.
383
00:17:45,771 --> 00:17:46,885
No, thanks.
384
00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:49,936
I'd rather have mom help.
385
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,091
Do you have a problem with Jane, sweetie?
386
00:18:05,468 --> 00:18:07,310
I've got a really big test
tomorrow, so I should...
387
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,851
Hang on. Hang on.
388
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:14,256
May-maybe you and I need
a little one-on-one time.
389
00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:17,324
You-you remember that park where
I taught you to play catch?
390
00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:22,392
Well, I'm gonna be there
tomorrow after school... just me.
391
00:18:22,871 --> 00:18:25,626
We can hang out or...
or do whatever you want.
392
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:27,072
What do you say?
393
00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:28,526
Okay.
394
00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:41,033
That's weird. Penny and Jane
were getting along great,
395
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,835
and then, uh, all of a sudden...
396
00:18:42,869 --> 00:18:43,724
All of a sudden what?
397
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,803
Did you say anything to her
about not liking Jane?
398
00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:48,621
Penny's a big girl.
She has her own opinions.
399
00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:51,992
Okay.
400
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:54,056
I just wanna make sure that we remember
401
00:18:54,056 --> 00:18:57,921
that this thing between us
is between us, not the kids.
402
00:18:57,921 --> 00:18:59,781
Hey, don't blame me.
403
00:18:59,781 --> 00:19:01,591
I'm not the one who
jumped into a relationship
404
00:19:01,591 --> 00:19:03,125
without thinking about the consequences.
405
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,375
You made your bed... with someone else.
406
00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,063
I'm gonna go help our
daughter with her homework.
407
00:19:23,944 --> 00:19:25,133
Bree?
408
00:19:26,727 --> 00:19:27,770
Hello.
409
00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:30,672
I wanted to celebrate
your first day of construction
410
00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:32,367
with lunch.
411
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,025
I'm already eating.
412
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,570
There was a little problem.
413
00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:42,975
Really? I hope you don't
think me nosy if I ask...
414
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:45,687
My guys found a body buried in the woods.
415
00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:48,946
Oh, my. Did you call the police?
416
00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,080
Not yet.
417
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,899
So they found a body. How?
418
00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,869
Uh, doing soil samples.
419
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:02,249
Um, they dug it up halloween night,
420
00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:04,065
put it in a storage shed.
421
00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:06,523
And why have you waited
so long to call the police?
422
00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:09,243
'Cause I keep hoping
I'll find a way out of this.
423
00:20:10,184 --> 00:20:11,269
'Cause once I call,
424
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:13,186
my project becomes a crime scene.
425
00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:15,498
They shut it down. I lose a lot of time,
426
00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:18,317
and... a lot of money.
427
00:20:20,313 --> 00:20:21,326
What a shame.
428
00:20:22,559 --> 00:20:24,592
It must be so tempting to just...
429
00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,080
make the body disappear.
430
00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:32,308
I'm sure you've considered re-burying it
431
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:35,489
or dissolving it in acid or
wrapping it in heavy chains
432
00:20:35,489 --> 00:20:37,397
and dropping it in a lake.
433
00:20:39,443 --> 00:20:41,019
I'm sure you've considered that.
434
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:43,515
Y-yeah, yeah. Of course I have.
435
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:48,432
Uh... but if I hide this,
and it comes out later,
436
00:20:48,893 --> 00:20:50,379
I'm committing a felony.
437
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,013
And I...
438
00:20:52,013 --> 00:20:53,508
I can't take that risk.
439
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:57,110
I know, but think of all
the people who'll lose their jobs,
440
00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,415
and-and what about the...
441
00:20:58,415 --> 00:21:00,256
the poor men who dug up the body?
442
00:21:00,256 --> 00:21:01,738
They-they could face charges.
443
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,353
I know that, Bree.
444
00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:10,019
I'm sorry. You're just
saying the same stuff
445
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,535
I've been thinking all day.
446
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:17,798
But there's no way out of this.
447
00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:22,404
There isn't, is there?
448
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:29,993
I got to go call the cops,
get this over with.
449
00:21:58,913 --> 00:21:59,957
Bree?
450
00:22:13,837 --> 00:22:15,474
He was a horrible man.
451
00:22:16,883 --> 00:22:18,828
Wh-what? You know who this was?
452
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,026
He hurt a child...
453
00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:24,690
Someone I care about very much,
454
00:22:26,617 --> 00:22:28,081
and he was gonna hurt her again.
455
00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:37,449
Bree, did you kill him?
456
00:22:40,388 --> 00:22:41,641
Well, tell me you didn't kill him.
457
00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:43,688
I need to know before I go to the police.
458
00:22:43,688 --> 00:22:45,133
I didn't kill him.
459
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,873
My friend did, and I helped bury him here.
460
00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:51,090
Oh, god.
461
00:22:53,351 --> 00:22:57,496
And you want me to... to make this go away.
462
00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,845
I know it's a lot to ask.
463
00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:01,501
But yes.
464
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:03,770
That's what I want.
465
00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:15,415
Well, I'm sorry, Bree.
466
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,323
I can't.
467
00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:34,360
And thank you, lord,
for this wonderful food.
468
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,085
And bless our good friends, Bob and Lee.
469
00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:39,800
We are so grateful to have
them as our neighbors.
470
00:23:41,998 --> 00:23:44,911
And bless their daughter Jenny
who is away at her sleepover.
471
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:47,150
We miss her so much.
472
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,366
And bless all the children of the world
473
00:23:49,938 --> 00:23:51,635
whether they have a mommy and daddy,
474
00:23:52,617 --> 00:23:53,823
two mommies,
475
00:23:53,823 --> 00:23:55,207
or two daddies.
476
00:23:56,432 --> 00:23:58,237
- Amen.
- Amen.
477
00:23:59,221 --> 00:24:00,325
That was really nice.
478
00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:02,214
We never pray before meals at our house.
479
00:24:02,214 --> 00:24:04,744
Well, some meals
you just need to pray before.
480
00:24:05,646 --> 00:24:07,332
That's a beautiful dress, Juanita.
481
00:24:08,135 --> 00:24:08,897
I guess.
482
00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:12,540
Oh, Juanita. Don't be modest.
483
00:24:14,046 --> 00:24:16,804
Isn't there a story behind
that dress you'd like to tell?
484
00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:19,793
Well, actually,
485
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,651
it's kind of like Anita's dress in
"West side story,"
486
00:24:22,651 --> 00:24:24,551
my all-time favorite musical.
487
00:24:26,046 --> 00:24:27,521
You like musicals?
488
00:24:29,298 --> 00:24:31,646
Hmm. Do I like musicals?
489
00:24:32,198 --> 00:24:35,029
Of course you do, silly. You love them!
490
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:39,358
All right, I'm gonna have to owe you.
491
00:24:39,392 --> 00:24:41,580
I'm out of singles. I can break a $5.
492
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,801
Such a good girl.
493
00:24:45,253 --> 00:24:46,368
She sure is.
494
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,191
- Anyone need salt?
- No.
495
00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:58,932
- Oh, god.
- You broke me.
496
00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:01,751
And now you're inside.
497
00:25:02,222 --> 00:25:04,228
I can't paint.
498
00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:07,120
I just stare at the empty canvas
499
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,290
and wonder how much
you're gonna hate what I do next.
500
00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:11,534
Oh, I can help you with that.
501
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:13,491
You can?
502
00:25:13,491 --> 00:25:16,913
Yes. I'll hate it a lot. We good?
503
00:25:17,996 --> 00:25:20,335
What do I have to do to get
you to take me seriously?
504
00:25:22,307 --> 00:25:23,181
Hey.
505
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:27,435
O-of course.
506
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,651
It makes perfect...
507
00:25:30,787 --> 00:25:33,249
This is why you like Amy better in class.
508
00:25:33,249 --> 00:25:36,448
No, I like Amy better in class
because she's a better artist.
509
00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:38,175
This is why I like her in bed.
510
00:25:40,076 --> 00:25:41,130
See ya.
511
00:25:42,353 --> 00:25:44,060
So as you can see, Susan,
I'm a little busy,
512
00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:45,115
so if we're done...
513
00:25:45,115 --> 00:25:45,881
We're not done.
514
00:25:46,982 --> 00:25:49,490
I am totally adrift in that class.
515
00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:51,106
Okay.
516
00:25:51,106 --> 00:25:53,013
Would it help if I told
you what your grade is?
517
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,996
No. I-I-I-I mean, that's not what I was...
518
00:25:56,996 --> 00:25:59,014
- You're getting an "A."
- Really?
519
00:25:59,014 --> 00:26:00,780
Well, actually, an "A"-plus.
520
00:26:01,391 --> 00:26:03,190
Oh, wait. I'm sure that's
not enough for you.
521
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:06,542
You probably also need to know
everybody else will get a "D."
522
00:26:06,542 --> 00:26:08,166
Amy, you're getting a "D."
523
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,331
Okay!
524
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,278
Congratulations, Susan.
525
00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:15,935
I do not want you to give me a fake grade.
526
00:26:15,935 --> 00:26:18,253
It doesn't mean anything if you're lying.
527
00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:19,973
Well, why not?
528
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:21,943
You're lying.
529
00:26:22,595 --> 00:26:24,079
No, I'm not.
530
00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:26,450
Every time you sit down to paint
531
00:26:27,091 --> 00:26:29,719
and don't paint the fear
and pain that's in you,
532
00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:30,984
you're lying.
533
00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:32,451
Every time you care
534
00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:35,201
what somebody else thinks
about your art, you're lying.
535
00:26:36,936 --> 00:26:38,119
Uh, I have to go.
536
00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:41,090
I used to think you were
holding something back,
537
00:26:42,596 --> 00:26:45,069
and now I wonder if there
just isn't anything there.
538
00:26:45,069 --> 00:26:46,724
So enjoy your "A"-plus,
539
00:26:47,717 --> 00:26:50,437
but don't come to my class
anymore. We're done.
540
00:26:56,719 --> 00:26:58,144
Gaby, it was a wonderful night.
541
00:26:58,696 --> 00:26:59,794
And you were so right about the girls.
542
00:26:59,794 --> 00:27:01,901
They are an absolute delight.
543
00:27:01,901 --> 00:27:03,681
When they sang the "Dreamgirls" number...
544
00:27:03,681 --> 00:27:05,338
goose bumps, seriously.
545
00:27:05,338 --> 00:27:07,336
Aw, I'm just glad you could come.
546
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,382
You guys are so special to us.
547
00:27:10,335 --> 00:27:11,839
Gaby, did you leave the garage door open?
548
00:27:12,353 --> 00:27:14,248
Oh, I mean, you're practically family.
549
00:27:15,643 --> 00:27:16,868
That's why when we were thinking
550
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:20,335
who we'd want to be guardians
of our precious angels,
551
00:27:20,915 --> 00:27:23,246
you two were the only ones we considered.
552
00:27:23,707 --> 00:27:26,495
I mean, the girls
absolutely adore you, and...
553
00:27:29,237 --> 00:27:30,219
What?
554
00:27:35,647 --> 00:27:36,732
Oh, dear.
555
00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:41,765
This aside, it was a pretty
good evening, wasn't it?
556
00:27:57,555 --> 00:27:59,832
I don't get it. What were you thinking?
557
00:27:59,832 --> 00:28:02,402
Your father and I did
not raise you like this.
558
00:28:03,546 --> 00:28:04,669
Sorry.
559
00:28:04,669 --> 00:28:06,235
Can you just tell me why?
I want to understand.
560
00:28:06,235 --> 00:28:07,930
I thought you liked Bob and Lee.
561
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:10,157
I do. They're nice.
562
00:28:11,261 --> 00:28:12,875
Then I'm confused. Why'd you do it?
563
00:28:17,431 --> 00:28:18,636
Fine. Go to bed.
564
00:28:18,636 --> 00:28:20,160
We'll talk about your punishment tomorrow
565
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,856
and how you're gonna make this up to them.
566
00:28:23,783 --> 00:28:25,128
Is daddy dying?
567
00:28:26,592 --> 00:28:27,737
What?
568
00:28:28,217 --> 00:28:29,882
No! Why would you even say that?
569
00:28:31,267 --> 00:28:33,836
Because you guys have
been acting different,
570
00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:36,104
and daddy sleeps a lot,
571
00:28:36,657 --> 00:28:39,426
and... everyone seems sad.
572
00:28:40,311 --> 00:28:42,033
Even when we're happy, it's like...
573
00:28:42,927 --> 00:28:44,342
I don't know. Just sad.
574
00:28:49,847 --> 00:28:51,068
Daddy's fine,
575
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:53,105
and mommy's fine, too.
576
00:28:54,727 --> 00:28:57,146
Then why do you want us to
go live with Bob and Lee?
577
00:28:59,263 --> 00:29:02,595
I heard you guys talking about it. Sorry.
578
00:29:04,091 --> 00:29:05,867
Honey, it's called being a guardian.
579
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:09,027
Every family has that. It's just in case.
580
00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:12,058
But trust me, nothing's gonna happen.
581
00:29:14,737 --> 00:29:18,140
So... we can rent that
cabin for spring vacation?
582
00:29:18,540 --> 00:29:19,722
Sure.
583
00:29:21,017 --> 00:29:22,573
And everything's going to be okay?
584
00:29:23,134 --> 00:29:24,157
You promise?
585
00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:26,795
Cross my heart.
586
00:29:43,396 --> 00:29:45,988
Okay, last week it was a teething biscuit
587
00:29:45,988 --> 00:29:47,722
caked to my ass, and now this?
588
00:29:48,807 --> 00:29:51,164
Why are we stopping?
What are you looking at?
589
00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,629
Penny's meeting Tom here
for some one-on-one time,
590
00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:54,794
And I wanted to make sure
591
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,593
Saint Jane didn't make it a threesome.
592
00:29:58,751 --> 00:30:02,190
Threesome? Looks more
like a lonesome to me.
593
00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:05,630
She didn't come.
594
00:30:05,749 --> 00:30:09,455
Well, maybe she's busy.
You said Jane's a doctor, right?
595
00:30:10,036 --> 00:30:11,898
I was talking about Penny.
596
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,203
She didn't come.
597
00:30:17,272 --> 00:30:20,328
Well... at least you don't
have to worry about Jane
598
00:30:20,328 --> 00:30:21,949
busting up your family.
599
00:30:23,587 --> 00:30:24,691
You're right.
600
00:30:24,691 --> 00:30:27,750
I seem to be doing that
just fine on my own.
601
00:30:33,336 --> 00:30:34,402
Hello, Bree.
602
00:30:35,374 --> 00:30:38,289
Chuck. What are you doing here?
603
00:30:39,181 --> 00:30:42,410
Relax. Just police business.
604
00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:44,946
Following up on a missing person report.
605
00:30:45,662 --> 00:30:46,989
Have you seen this man?
606
00:30:51,351 --> 00:30:52,614
Two months ago?
607
00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,799
The night of that dinner party.
608
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,877
We were walking to your house,
and we passed him.
609
00:30:58,785 --> 00:31:00,266
Right here. You remember?
610
00:31:02,335 --> 00:31:04,484
I've never seen that
man before in my life.
611
00:31:04,484 --> 00:31:08,364
Have you ever heard of
microexpressions, Bree?
612
00:31:09,923 --> 00:31:11,929
They flash across a person's face
613
00:31:11,929 --> 00:31:13,355
for a fraction of a second,
614
00:31:13,355 --> 00:31:14,958
revealing their true emotion,
615
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,092
instead of the one they're covering with.
616
00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:19,676
It's how cops know when people lie.
617
00:31:20,623 --> 00:31:21,824
Well, that's all very fascinating,
618
00:31:21,824 --> 00:31:23,249
but I don't have time for this.
619
00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:24,452
For example, um,
620
00:31:24,452 --> 00:31:29,078
when a person is distressed,
their eyebrows go up,
621
00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:32,318
causing lines to appear
across the forehead.
622
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,741
Don't touch me.
623
00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:36,594
Do you know, the funny thing is...
624
00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,861
I don't need a microexpression
to tell me when you're lying.
625
00:31:41,755 --> 00:31:43,969
'Cause I know that look
from personal experience.
626
00:31:43,969 --> 00:31:46,210
I saw it every time I was in your bed
627
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,296
and you said you loved me.
628
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:51,268
So since I know you're lying,
629
00:31:51,351 --> 00:31:53,436
why don't you start telling me the truth?
630
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,309
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
631
00:31:59,222 --> 00:32:00,465
I'm a cop.
632
00:32:00,775 --> 00:32:03,145
I know. Keep harassing this woman,
633
00:32:03,145 --> 00:32:05,007
and you're gonna wind up an ex-cop.
634
00:32:06,262 --> 00:32:09,595
Um, you might want to watch it
with the tough guy act, buddy.
635
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,666
Oh, unlike you, officer, it's not an act.
636
00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,216
I'll be seeing you.
637
00:32:25,731 --> 00:32:27,412
Big mistake.
638
00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:36,661
Well, he's a delight.
639
00:32:36,965 --> 00:32:38,810
Oh, god. I'm shaking.
640
00:32:39,444 --> 00:32:41,119
Hey, hey, hey.
641
00:32:44,303 --> 00:32:47,065
Does this have something to do with, uh...
642
00:32:47,348 --> 00:32:49,216
what we talked about in the woods?
643
00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:50,262
Yes.
644
00:32:51,464 --> 00:32:53,714
Then you've got nothing
to be scared about.
645
00:32:57,064 --> 00:32:59,886
Well, it's pretty hard to
build a case without a body.
646
00:33:05,999 --> 00:33:09,016
Oh, my. Thank you.
647
00:33:10,139 --> 00:33:12,026
Why would you do that for me?
648
00:33:14,637 --> 00:33:17,200
Ah, you never know. Maybe someday...
649
00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:19,471
I might need something from you.
650
00:33:34,798 --> 00:33:36,260
What are we... what?
651
00:33:37,188 --> 00:33:38,493
I thought we were going to the mall.
652
00:33:42,111 --> 00:33:43,915
- No.
- Sweetie, listen...
653
00:33:43,915 --> 00:33:45,259
Can we get outta here?
654
00:33:45,669 --> 00:33:46,533
Please?
655
00:33:46,533 --> 00:33:48,177
No, we can't.
656
00:33:48,177 --> 00:33:50,378
You need to spend some time with your dad.
657
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,534
I don't want to.
658
00:33:52,835 --> 00:33:57,361
I'm not giving you a choice.
Look at him. Look.
659
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,315
You know why he's sitting over there?
660
00:34:00,315 --> 00:34:03,350
Because he misses you so much.
661
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,581
Then he shouldn't have left us for Jane.
662
00:34:07,771 --> 00:34:09,627
Well, that's not what happened.
663
00:34:11,939 --> 00:34:14,159
He didn't leave us. He left me.
664
00:34:15,496 --> 00:34:18,273
And he didn't do it for Jane.
He did it because...
665
00:34:21,530 --> 00:34:24,295
we just don't make each other happy,
666
00:34:25,256 --> 00:34:28,138
and then he met Jane,
and I guess she does...
667
00:34:29,348 --> 00:34:32,022
make him happy, so...
668
00:34:34,728 --> 00:34:35,802
here we are.
669
00:34:37,481 --> 00:34:38,699
But you said that Jane...
670
00:34:38,699 --> 00:34:39,916
I-I know.
671
00:34:40,092 --> 00:34:42,448
I said a lot of things I shouldn't have.
672
00:34:42,597 --> 00:34:43,679
I'm sorry.
673
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,660
He loves you, Penny.
674
00:34:52,405 --> 00:34:53,727
We both do.
675
00:34:54,995 --> 00:34:56,579
There's no bad guys here.
676
00:34:56,801 --> 00:34:59,679
There's just people trying
to figure things out,
677
00:35:00,447 --> 00:35:02,282
and there's one of those people.
678
00:35:03,946 --> 00:35:07,563
And I know he would love to
play catch with his daughter.
679
00:35:29,697 --> 00:35:31,277
You're way prettier than her.
680
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,253
You, uh, want something to drink?
681
00:36:23,253 --> 00:36:24,480
Uh, no.
682
00:36:25,857 --> 00:36:28,676
This isn't a social visit.
I need to ask you something,
683
00:36:28,676 --> 00:36:30,376
and I couldn't do it over the phone.
684
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,768
Oh?
685
00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:35,147
Remember when I said
I might need you to, uh,
686
00:36:35,147 --> 00:36:37,460
color outside the lines from time to time.
687
00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:38,489
Yeah.
688
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,591
We found a body out in Chapman woods.
689
00:36:42,699 --> 00:36:45,494
Now it's probably just some homeless guy.
690
00:36:45,877 --> 00:36:47,404
But if we report it...
691
00:36:47,404 --> 00:36:48,759
I'll take care of it.
692
00:36:50,129 --> 00:36:51,438
Just like that?
693
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,492
There's nothing else you need to know?
694
00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,734
It's better if I don't.
695
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:58,372
I owe you one.
696
00:36:58,372 --> 00:36:59,223
Ah.
697
00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:02,185
Oh, hey, Ben.
698
00:37:02,185 --> 00:37:04,726
Hey, Susan. Uh, I'm just leaving.
699
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:06,504
See you at work.
700
00:37:09,981 --> 00:37:12,075
So you got the job? That's great.
701
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:13,626
Yeah.
702
00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:16,913
Just wait till you hear what the job is.
703
00:37:18,878 --> 00:37:21,871
So... Ben will dispose of the body,
704
00:37:21,871 --> 00:37:25,465
permanently, he assures me,
and we will be in the clear.
705
00:37:26,651 --> 00:37:28,146
Wow, just like that.
706
00:37:29,453 --> 00:37:32,125
- Bree? It's me!
- Come in!
707
00:37:32,235 --> 00:37:35,973
Did anybody else think
this would feel... better?
708
00:37:36,155 --> 00:37:39,346
I think it feels great.
Well done, Bree.
709
00:37:40,437 --> 00:37:42,329
Guess we got away with it.
710
00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:44,504
Oh, thank god you're here.
711
00:37:44,504 --> 00:37:46,107
Susan, what's wrong?
712
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:50,626
Okay, uh... you know
how Ben is putting up these new condos?
713
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,557
He's doing it in Chapman woods.
714
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,781
And some of his guys found the body.
715
00:37:56,781 --> 00:37:59,293
He just asked Mike to get rid of it.
716
00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:00,690
- What?
- You're kidding.
717
00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,122
Get out of town!
718
00:38:04,567 --> 00:38:05,794
What's going on?
719
00:38:09,462 --> 00:38:11,484
Sweetie, we kind of already knew.
720
00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:12,629
Who told you?
721
00:38:12,629 --> 00:38:16,475
No one. We k-kinda went out
there to move the body,
722
00:38:16,475 --> 00:38:17,624
but it was gone.
723
00:38:17,624 --> 00:38:20,713
And-and then I went to Ben,
and he had it,
724
00:38:20,713 --> 00:38:22,940
and he was planning on getting rid of it.
725
00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:25,102
So, wait.
726
00:38:26,616 --> 00:38:28,350
Y-you knew all of this,
727
00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,977
and it never occurred to you to tell me?
728
00:38:32,124 --> 00:38:33,123
Yeah.
729
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:36,338
But bright side is we're
all in the clear now.
730
00:38:36,338 --> 00:38:37,456
- Yeah.
- Chardonnay?
731
00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,423
I don't believe it.
You drag me into this thing.
732
00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:42,421
I am out of my mind with guilt,
733
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,795
then there's this massive complication
734
00:38:44,795 --> 00:38:47,214
which could endanger me and my family,
735
00:38:47,214 --> 00:38:48,809
and you don't even tell me?
736
00:38:49,865 --> 00:38:51,518
And here's why we didn't tell her.
737
00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:54,069
What the hell does that mean?
738
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:57,165
Oh, let's face it, Susan.
You're kind of a loose cannon.
739
00:38:57,595 --> 00:39:00,384
Yeah, I mean, 15 minutes
after we made a pact
740
00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:03,069
to keep this secret,
you were begging us to tell Mike.
741
00:39:03,069 --> 00:39:05,280
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what?
I didn't tell Mike.
742
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,034
Carlos did. So who's
your loose cannon now?
743
00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:10,979
What? Why would Carlos do that?
744
00:39:10,979 --> 00:39:12,983
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because unlike you,
745
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:13,915
he has a conscience.
746
00:39:13,915 --> 00:39:15,089
Oh, don't push it, Susan!
747
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:16,591
Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy.
748
00:39:16,591 --> 00:39:18,790
The important thing is the body is gone.
749
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,212
We're gonna be okay.
750
00:39:20,820 --> 00:39:23,319
Yeah, as long as we don't
get another letter.
751
00:39:26,086 --> 00:39:27,150
What letter?
752
00:39:27,662 --> 00:39:28,821
Yeah, what letter?
753
00:39:29,977 --> 00:39:32,074
Gaby, we never told them about the letter.
754
00:39:33,417 --> 00:39:34,452
Crap.
755
00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:37,519
Susan, wait.
756
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:39,930
No, no, you get a blackmail letter...
757
00:39:39,930 --> 00:39:43,017
The same one Mary Alice got,
and you don't tell me?
758
00:39:43,107 --> 00:39:44,472
We didn't think you could handle it.
759
00:39:44,472 --> 00:39:47,319
You said it yourself.
You're out of your mind with guilt.
760
00:39:47,319 --> 00:39:49,939
Our pact was to keep this thing a secret,
761
00:39:49,939 --> 00:39:51,942
not to keep secrets from each other.
762
00:39:52,415 --> 00:39:53,466
We're done.
763
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:56,323
Oh, don't you think you're
overreacting a little?
764
00:39:58,465 --> 00:39:59,872
I don't think she is.
765
00:40:01,318 --> 00:40:03,686
What's your excuse for not
telling me about the letter?
766
00:40:04,589 --> 00:40:06,578
Well, honey, you were going
through all that stuff with Tom.
767
00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:08,209
Yeah, we were trying to protect you.
768
00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,724
Protect me? What am I, a child?
769
00:40:10,724 --> 00:40:13,725
Someone knows what we did.
I have a right to know that.
770
00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:14,666
Of course you do.
771
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,938
You know what my life
feels like right now?
772
00:40:16,938 --> 00:40:18,056
Everything I thought I knew,
773
00:40:18,056 --> 00:40:20,426
everything I could count on is going away.
774
00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:22,583
That's not true. You can count on us.
775
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,532
No! Apparently I can't!
776
00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:37,655
Yes, we're all seeking control
over something in our lives.
777
00:41:42,652 --> 00:41:44,648
We may want to cover up
778
00:41:44,648 --> 00:41:47,488
the remains of a troubling secret...
779
00:41:52,164 --> 00:41:55,440
or ease the pain of letting go...
780
00:41:59,264 --> 00:42:02,558
or erase the mistakes of our children.
781
00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:13,325
But sometimes the only way we
can truly change our lives...
782
00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:14,690
Finally.
783
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Is by letting go completely...
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no matter what the cost.
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