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Oh, my God.
We're bad parents. Ohh.
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So we're done here, right?
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Oh! She's up.
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Hi.
[Baby coos]
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I can actually see
the emotional scars forming.
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Mm-hmm.
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Honey, we are definitely
doing it tonight. Okay?
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Yeah.
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Although this is a lot of food.
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Tomorrow?
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Tomorrow.
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I'm home!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Now the time has come
for you to be mine.
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What? Oh.
Mmm.
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Oh. Oh, man.
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God, babe, I wish you'd
given me a little heads-up.
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Hmm?
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Well, it's just I thought
you were working late tonight,
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- and I-I was here by myself...
- Oh, gosh.
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Ugh.
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Definitely tomorrow.
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[Baby giggling]
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Hey, listen.
Mm.
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Have I got a surprise for you.
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I'm gonna give you a hint:
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It involves doing it,
and our babysitter Patricia.
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Wow.
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No, no. Patricia is gonna
stay the night with Amy,
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while you and I
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go to the world famous
Beverly Hilton Hotel.
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For one night, just us.
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No baby.
And l'amour.
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Well, that's very sweet, babe,
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but you know what?
I don't think I'm ready
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- to leave Amy overnight.
- I mean, neither am I.
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But, honey, if we wait
until we're ready,
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the child is gonna be in college,
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and you know what?
Let's face it,
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you're probably gonna be dead.
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We need to recharge
our batteries, honey.
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All right.
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I'm in.
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But I'm not just some cheap floozy,
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so I need to be wined and dined.
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And I want to be adored.
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Oh, honey, you will be.
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Okay. I don't want to be
objectified in front of Amy.
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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- I mean, a little bit, I do.
- Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Keep the chit-chat
with the chef to a minimum,
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because Chris and I are going
to a hotel this evening,
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- and I wanna make sure--
- Ava!
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Baby.
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Come over to me here.
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- Oh, boy.
- You know Julian Eskandani?
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- Baby.
- Oh.
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- What?
- Mmm.
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Hello, Julian.
How are you?
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I just drank a Kombucha.
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It changed my life.
How's my baby?
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Okay, the baby's actually
going to stage right now.
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I'm so sorry. Excuse us.
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- It's very nice to see you.
- Go, go, go.
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- 'Scuse me.
- Yeah?
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- We haven't met.
- No, we haven't met.
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I'm Julian.
Mwah.
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You have a great body.
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Mm, yeah. Thank you.
Um... I'm--I'm Reagan.
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I've actually been
to your clubs before.
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They're, uh, soul-suckin'
skank fests.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah? Shall we?
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Hmm. You have smooth hair, you know?
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- Okay.
- I like it.
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Thank you.
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- Mm, you are so soft.
- Oh, my God.
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- Like...Cottonelle.
- Psst!
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All right. Excuse us.
Excuse us.
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I'll, uh, I'll see you later.
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- Everybody goes.
- Bye.
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- Both, everybody.
- Bye.
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Let's go.
Thank you. Okay.
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- Ah. Hello, Reagan.
- Hi.
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Hi. Um, I guess I need to...
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Apologize for not mentioning
that I was dating Julian.
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I think that I knew
you wouldn't approve.
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Oh, Ava.
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Don't know what to tell you.
[Phone playing tune]
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Sorry. This is Julian.
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Hello?
Hi, Julian.
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No, I-I don't think
I can have num-nums tonight.
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Yes, it's because I'm ty-ty.
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[Nervous giggle]
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All right, well, I have to go.
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[Laughing uproariously]
Goodbye!
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I am sorry you're so ty-ty, honey.
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I just really think that
I'm tired of guys like Julian.
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I really need to meet
a normal, decent guy.
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To have num-nums with?
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No one is sorrier that you had
to hear that than I am.
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All I do is interview diet gurus
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and people who write
airport bestsellers.
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I mean, it's powerful stuff, but...
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Doesn't give me the time
to meet a regular Joe.
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I mean, how did Oprah meet Stedman?
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[Scoffs]
No one has that information.
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[Phone chiming]
Oh!
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- Oh, darn it.
- What?
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My babysitter has food poisoning
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and can't make it tonight.
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- Oh.
- Oh, man.
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It's probably just as well.
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It's gonna be too hard
to leave Amy anyway.
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How long has it been since you said
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you and Chris have
gotten it on? Six weeks?
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Six weeks?
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[Laughing]
Try more like six hours!
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No, it's been six weeks.
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[Gasps]
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- I'll babysit Amy!
- You?
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For the first night in eight years,
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I have absolutely no plans.
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It's God's way of telling us
that I should watch Amy.
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I am a godsend.
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Boy, Ava, I don't...
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It would mean so much to me.
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Pweeze?
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Pweeze, pweeze?
Sorry.
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Once you start with the baby talk,
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it's hard to turn it off.
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- Okay...
- "Okay" is a yes!
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- I'm babysitting Amy!
- "Okay" is just o--
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this is gonna be great!
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Hey, honey.
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Guess what?
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We have a sitter for the night, huh?
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Is it...
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Oh, that's awesome.
Ava.
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Do you know how badly
she wants to do this?
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She actually hired
a private instructor
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- to come and teach her baby CPR.
- She did?
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Today at the office, yes.
And look...
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She's with us all the time,
and she knows Amy's routine,
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so I just... we need
this night away, babe.
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- I know it's crazy.
- No, you're right. We do.
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It's just, I'm worried that
if Ava's watching Amy,
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who's watching Ava?
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[Laughing] Oh, Chris.
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You are too much.
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[Baby cooing]
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- Hmm.
- [Chuckles]
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Okay, so these are...
These are the brushes
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for Amy's bottles and stuff,
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- and these are the bottles.
- Right. Bottles. Got it.
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Very important.
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This is a super-secret toy stash.
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Just in case she has a real meltdown.
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I notice you're doing
a lot of whispering.
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How much does
she understand? Because...
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I have to make a phone call later
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to my investment bankers,
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and the language might get
a little salty.
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Those [Bleep] Are [Bleep] Me dry.
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[Baby cooing]
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All right.
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Okay, well, we have
an emergency contact list here.
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Doctors, neighbors, people like that.
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Right. Who is Kevin?
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- Oh, he's a neighbor of ours.
- Yeah.
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He's really sweet, he has a daughter,
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he knows Amy really well,
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- and he recycles, so...
- Really?
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I noticed he's number one
on the contact list.
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It's funny, I don't see
myself on this list.
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That's because you're on
a better list, honey.
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In here.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- So obviously feel free to call...
- Yeah, anytime.
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Oh, no. I will definitely
not call you guys.
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And I am not calling Kevin,
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because I got all the answers.
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- Right here.
- Okay.
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And in here.
Doctor Internet.
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- Hmm.
- You guys go.
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Go, be free.
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All right, my sweet little girl.
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I love you so much.
I'm gonna miss you, okay?
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Oh, God. Okay.
Now the guilt's setting in.
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♪ The cat's in the cradle ♪
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♪ and the silver spoon ♪
All right, go.
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- I'm forcing you.
- I love you so much.
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Bye, sweet girl.
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I love you too, Chris.
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Aw, band-aid moment.
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You kids have fun.
Mwah.
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Wow, we're really doing this, huh?
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- Feels good, right?
- Right?
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We are having some adult fun,
is what we're doing.
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[Baby crying]
Look at those people,
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having less adult fun than us.
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Hey, keep your kid quiet over there!
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We... we can say that
because we're free.
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[Phone chiming]
Exactly.
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- Just got a text from Ava.
- Oh, yeah? What?
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"Where does Amy usually
like to hide?"
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What? Oh, my God.
Get the car.
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Get the car, we're going,
we're going.
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I need my car.
Hey, I'll take this.
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This'll be fine.
[Phone chiming]
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- Sorry, I'm gonna need this.
- Wai-wai-wait, wait.
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"Never mind. Found her.
Lol. Winky-face."
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That is not the emoticon
I'm feeling right now.
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Honey, look, we just gotta...
We gotta just push through this.
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Okay?
It's gonna be great.
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- I almost just carjacked a guy!
- I know.
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[Giggling]
All right, there's people.
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- Hi.
- Checking in?
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No, we are not here
with the homecoming crowd.
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We look young, we get it.
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So we're gonna need
a very private room.
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You know, some thick walls.
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'Cause, uh... it might
get loud up in there.
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Something at the end of the hallway
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where you... where you keep
your serious playas.
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I'm sure he had us pegged
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from the beginning, baby.
Right, Neil?
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- Not really, no.
- Okay.
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We need your party room.
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You know, the one that you
don't renovate
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because that's where
you put Guns N' Roses.
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- Do not disturb, right, baby?
- That's right.
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Unless there's a real emergency,
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in which case, do disturb, all hours.
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You guys parents?
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Yeah.
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- First night away?
- Yeah.
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- I'll get your keys.
- Okay, thanks.
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You want a mini-bar key?
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Only if you don't have a maxi-bar.
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[Both snickering]
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- We're back in!
- See the things I do!
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[Sniffing the air]
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Wait, is that...
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Yep, someone is having a barbeque.
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Damn, it feels good to be normal.
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Hi, Amy.
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Stop. I don't know you.
Stranger, danger.
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Sorry, I'm friends with
Reagan and Chris.
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I see Amy every day.
253
00:08:56,952 --> 00:08:59,746
We even have a thing we do.
Gimme some skin.
254
00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:00,957
Amy, do not give him skin.
255
00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,050
See? Amy's down.
256
00:09:04,175 --> 00:09:06,119
But I commend you on sensing
how dangerous I am.
257
00:09:06,244 --> 00:09:08,188
You know, most people see
the dockers and the fleece,
258
00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:11,391
and they don't realize that
I'm actually a trained assassin.
259
00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:14,262
These dad shoes are bulletproof,
right, honey?
260
00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:15,346
[Snickers]
261
00:09:15,512 --> 00:09:16,713
I'm Kevin.
This is McKenna.
262
00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:17,974
- Hi.
- You're Kevin?
263
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,935
Mr. Big shot? Mr. Number one
on the contact list?
264
00:09:22,102 --> 00:09:23,553
Well, I don't want
to toot my own horn,
265
00:09:23,678 --> 00:09:24,938
but my name is at the top
266
00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:26,973
of literally dozens of contact lists.
267
00:09:27,098 --> 00:09:28,276
I'm solid as a rock, baby.
268
00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:31,279
Pop quiz: What's a homeopathic
remedy for colic?
269
00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,655
Gripe water.
270
00:09:32,821 --> 00:09:35,283
What's a normal infant
body temperature?
271
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:36,576
Oh, 97 to 100.4.
272
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:37,827
- Damn it.
- Yeah.
273
00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:41,122
When were you last
certified in baby C.P.R.?
274
00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:42,665
I teach baby C.P.R.
275
00:09:42,831 --> 00:09:45,793
And I was certified today! So, uh!
276
00:09:45,959 --> 00:09:47,618
In your face, Kevin.
277
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,912
Boom!
278
00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:50,924
Sorry you had to see that, young
lady. That was rough stuff.
279
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:55,970
Looks like you've grown that
man-scruff to hide your shame.
280
00:09:58,847 --> 00:10:01,893
Wait, babe. Wanna grab a drink
at the bar first or something?
281
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,896
No, let's get upstairs
and get down to business.
282
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,439
- Right now? We just got here.
- Well, yeah.
283
00:10:06,605 --> 00:10:09,416
I... but I just feel
I-if we wait longer,
284
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:10,652
we're just gonna be
tired and bloated.
285
00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:12,737
It just makes more sense
to get it out of the way.
286
00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,021
Out of the way? Hang on.
I'm not just some...
287
00:10:15,146 --> 00:10:17,242
I am just a piece of meat.
But still, come on.
288
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,775
You're right. I'm sorry.
289
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,370
You need to be romanced, don't you?
290
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,038
- Little bit.
- Okay, let's go get a drink.
291
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:24,614
You know what? Let's go
do something different.
292
00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:27,200
- Let's go dancing.
- Yes, let's totally do that.
293
00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,837
I'll ask the concierge if
there's, like, a nightclub or...
294
00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:32,131
You know what?
Chris?
295
00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:34,926
You're, like, the prettiest
boy in the entire school,
296
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:37,143
- ohh.
- And I would be really honored
297
00:10:37,268 --> 00:10:39,679
if you would go to
the homecoming dance with me.
298
00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:41,599
You know, I've never been
to a homecoming dance.
299
00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,184
I, like, totally wanna say yes,
300
00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:46,229
but I have so many other suitors.
301
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,471
- I put out.
- And you are my favorite.
302
00:10:48,596 --> 00:10:49,482
[Laughs]
303
00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:52,509
[Hip-hop playing]
304
00:10:52,634 --> 00:10:56,072
♪ ♪
305
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,148
Well, Mr. Tambonie,
306
00:10:58,273 --> 00:10:59,766
I think we need to keep our eye
307
00:10:59,891 --> 00:11:01,452
on these horned-up kids.
308
00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:04,437
Yes, you're right, Mrs... Chuldratch.
309
00:11:04,562 --> 00:11:05,832
No teen pregnancies tonight,
310
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,140
- not on our watch.
- No.
311
00:11:07,265 --> 00:11:08,908
- Not tonight.
- Come on.
312
00:11:09,033 --> 00:11:10,628
Oh! Okay.
313
00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,088
Break it up, you two.
314
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:14,497
Just a little friendly advice
from your dance chaperones.
315
00:11:14,622 --> 00:11:16,950
[Ballad playing]
316
00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:19,429
Ohh.
317
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,171
♪ Take my hand ♪
318
00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:23,873
♪ I'll teach you to dance ♪
319
00:11:23,998 --> 00:11:26,760
♪ I'll spin you around ♪
320
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:29,462
♪ won't let you fall down ♪
321
00:11:29,587 --> 00:11:31,848
♪ would you let me lean ♪
322
00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:33,933
Whew. That's my girl.
323
00:11:34,058 --> 00:11:36,237
Wanna take a nice bath?
324
00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,031
Let me just unbuckle you.
325
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:41,993
Don't panic, Amy.
326
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,369
We got this, ready?
327
00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:45,679
One, two...
328
00:11:45,804 --> 00:11:47,180
Uhh!
329
00:11:47,305 --> 00:11:49,625
Okay...What now?
330
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,086
Really? Nothing?
331
00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,547
I was worried that might
be your response.
332
00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,300
You know, that's really
unhelpful. No offense.
333
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,993
I'm not gonna call your parents
over a stuck seatbelt,
334
00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:02,430
because I think we can all agree
I'm doing a pretty amazing job.
335
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:04,223
Okay.
336
00:12:09,327 --> 00:12:12,815
Looks like you've just got
some dried food stuck in here.
337
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,193
- Oh, really?
- It's like glue.
338
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,228
[Grunts]
339
00:12:18,353 --> 00:12:19,280
There you go.
340
00:12:19,446 --> 00:12:23,367
Amy, you're free!
Thank you.
341
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,786
Just gonna go put these tools
back in the garage, and, uh,
342
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:27,872
write up your invoice.
343
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,625
Do I make it out to you,
or your people?
344
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,294
Don't gloat, Kevin.
It's very unbecoming.
345
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,215
Okay, bugaboo.
Let's put you down.
346
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,134
So, McKenna.
347
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,086
Let's get down to brass tacks.
348
00:12:43,211 --> 00:12:44,871
I haven't heard a mother mentioned.
349
00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,725
What's the 411?
350
00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:50,126
- They're divorced.
- Really?
351
00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:52,063
I'm so sorry about your broken home.
352
00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,981
It's better.
They were fighting.
353
00:12:54,147 --> 00:12:56,692
Yeah. Is it 'cause he likes boys?
354
00:12:56,858 --> 00:12:59,519
- [Laughs] No.
- Really?
355
00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:02,114
Again, I know this must be
so difficult.
356
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,641
So... does he have a girlfriend,
357
00:13:04,766 --> 00:13:05,826
- or...
- No.
358
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,977
Not that he isn't highly in demand,
359
00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:10,456
he's just got a lot going on.
360
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:14,794
We were just talking
about my investments.
361
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,504
So what is a euro?
362
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,131
McKenna and I were gonna order
pizza tonight. You want in?
363
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,591
Oh, I don't know.
364
00:13:20,757 --> 00:13:22,575
Come on. You owe me
for saving Amy's life.
365
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,220
She would've grown up in that chair.
366
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:27,981
- I-I probably shouldn't.
- Ah, that's okay.
367
00:13:28,106 --> 00:13:29,767
You're probably used to
something a little more swank.
368
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:33,520
Oh, no. It's just that
I had pizza for lunch today.
369
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:35,155
And last night.
370
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,691
And for breakfast this morning.
371
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,026
- Wow.
- Yeah.
372
00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:41,654
I can't believe that this
is your first high school dance.
373
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,699
Well, maybe if someone
like you would've asked me.
374
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,659
You would've said yes?
375
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,786
No. I would've given you the finger.
376
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:52,655
But I would've regretted it.
I would've.
377
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,308
Then maybe that summer
we would've run into each other
378
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:58,713
at tower records, and made out
in the parking lot.
379
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,830
- Like this?
- Oh.
380
00:14:00,955 --> 00:14:02,739
Mmm!
381
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:08,922
Wait, did I just change
the way you feel
382
00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,016
about high school dances?
383
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,343
Well... no.
384
00:14:13,468 --> 00:14:15,604
But... I like you.
385
00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:19,766
Mmm.
386
00:14:19,891 --> 00:14:21,319
- Hey.
- Huh?
387
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,696
Should I request our song?
388
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,906
Yes.
389
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,190
[Beastie Boy's Sabotage]
390
00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:28,701
♪ Can't stand it,
I know you planned it ♪
391
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,194
♪ I'm-a set it straight,
this Watergate ♪
392
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:34,230
♪ I can't stand rockin'
with a Thorn in my side ♪
393
00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:37,200
♪ oh, my God, it's a mirage ♪
394
00:14:37,325 --> 00:14:40,243
♪ I'm tellin' y'all,
it's sabotage ♪
395
00:14:45,592 --> 00:14:47,069
Oh!
396
00:14:47,194 --> 00:14:48,763
Oh, my God. This...
Wait, honey,
397
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,639
did you call for the romance package?
398
00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:52,474
- Yeah, did you?
- Yes, I did.
399
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:54,076
Wait, so we both ordered
the romance pack...
400
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:55,511
Well, there's no way, I'm not
gonna pay for both of these.
401
00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:56,812
Okay, you know what?
402
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,981
This is not the time
to be cheap in a cheap way.
403
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,650
- All right.
- It's time to be cheap
404
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,925
- in a tawdry way.
- Oh, my God.
405
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,198
Are you ready...For this?
406
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,949
- Wow, really?
- Oh, yeah.
407
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,452
That goes on my thigh.
408
00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:12,828
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,080
- Sniff on that.
- Oh, my gosh.
410
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,598
- And how about this?
- What?
411
00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:20,536
[Humming stripper music]
412
00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:23,380
[Laughing]
Oh ho. Oh.
413
00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:25,633
It's Amy's sock.
414
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,759
I know.
415
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,219
- So teeny tiny.
- I know.
416
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,805
I know, why is it so cute
when it's just all by itself?
417
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,264
Wonder what she's doing?
418
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,216
She's probably having sweet potatoes.
419
00:15:34,341 --> 00:15:35,392
God, she loves sweet potatoes.
420
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:37,061
- She really does.
- And then they get all up
421
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,071
on her face... no, no, no. Okay.
422
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,856
No, no.
We have to fight this.
423
00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:42,741
Uh, spin the nightie around again.
424
00:15:42,866 --> 00:15:44,743
[Both humming]
425
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:47,071
Oh, God. Sock kind of
killed it, honey.
426
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,739
I'm sorry. So sorry.
427
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:50,532
Okay, you know what?
428
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:52,284
We just gotta do
something sexy. Right now.
429
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,571
I don't know about
this chocolate massage, babe.
430
00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:56,905
- It's kind of weird.
- No, this is sexy.
431
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,574
This is very sexy.
432
00:15:58,699 --> 00:16:01,752
I'm sorry, I just, I can't
get Amy's sock out of my mind.
433
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,297
Just let me call Ava
real quick. I'm sorry.
434
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,466
Okay, okay. That's fine.
One call.
435
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:08,951
- One call, though.
- Okay.
436
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:11,844
[Phone ringing]
437
00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:15,599
All right, well, they're
not picking up.
438
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:17,192
- What?
- I don't know, she's not--
439
00:16:17,317 --> 00:16:19,161
what do you mean,
she's not picking up?
440
00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,329
She's never not on her phone.
441
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:22,273
- It's probably fine, I'm sure--
- fine?
442
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,900
Fine? You know where they
cannot use a phone?
443
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,695
A hospital, Chris.
A hospital.
444
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:31,073
Because of x-rays and pacemakers
and stuff like that,
445
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,474
and, oh, my God,
get this crap off of me!
446
00:16:32,599 --> 00:16:34,201
We gotta go!
We gotta go right now.
447
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,446
At least her car's here, right? So...
448
00:16:37,571 --> 00:16:39,181
Okay, that's great. Why aren't
we going in the front door?
449
00:16:39,306 --> 00:16:42,117
Shh! Because I don't want her
to know that we don't trust her.
450
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,809
Okay?
It'll hurt her so much.
451
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:45,045
Shh, quiet.
452
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,381
I can't believe we got
both kids to go to sleep.
453
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,458
[Gasps]
454
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,460
That song you sang was beautiful.
455
00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:52,752
Oh, thanks.
456
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,764
It was my number three hit.
I slowed it down
457
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,200
and took out the stuff
about backing up my Booty.
458
00:16:58,325 --> 00:16:59,768
Kind of strange, though,
that you left in
459
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,437
all those s&m references, though.
460
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,064
- Is that Kevin?
- It's totally Kevin.
461
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,525
Looks like they have it
under control, so...
462
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,077
They both seem
pretty calm, don't they?
463
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,990
Uh, yeah, because they're flirting.
464
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,370
So should we, uh, make some coffee?
465
00:17:18,536 --> 00:17:21,707
Sure. Or we could get
a glass of wine.
466
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:22,916
Sure.
467
00:17:23,082 --> 00:17:24,209
You get it, playa.
468
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,128
Where are they going?
No, no, no.
469
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,562
We need to see more flirting.
470
00:17:27,687 --> 00:17:28,930
All right, they're going
in the kitchen.
471
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,132
- All right, let's to the back.
- Let's go around.
472
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,258
Sweetie, really?
473
00:17:31,424 --> 00:17:32,968
So, Kevin,
474
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,013
tell me about your fencing business.
475
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:37,606
[Whispering]
Okay, there they are.
476
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:40,434
Oh, it's actually a fencing...
Construction fencing.
477
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,028
- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, you know...
478
00:17:43,153 --> 00:17:44,813
- Like plywood, chain-link...
- Sure.
479
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:46,231
- You do that?
- Yeah.
480
00:17:46,397 --> 00:17:49,443
- Fun, right?
- Yeah. Fun.
481
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:51,286
You know what?
482
00:17:51,411 --> 00:17:53,989
I was actually thinking
about getting a peacock.
483
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:57,592
So I was just wondering
what kind of fencing
484
00:17:57,717 --> 00:17:59,036
you would suggest for that.
485
00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:01,496
Galvanized chain-link, you know.
486
00:18:01,621 --> 00:18:03,632
Delicate, almost a mesh.
487
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:06,168
Perfect for protection and display.
488
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:10,130
- Mesh.
- Yeah.
489
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,473
- He's gonna kiss her.
- Kiss her.
490
00:18:11,598 --> 00:18:12,591
- Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her.
- Do it, do it.
491
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:15,469
Come on, come on,
come on, come on! Ohh!
492
00:18:15,635 --> 00:18:17,312
- Darn it.
- No coming back from that.
493
00:18:17,437 --> 00:18:18,263
He totally pooched it.
494
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,022
[Both clear their throats]
495
00:18:21,508 --> 00:18:24,536
Mmm! Hmm.
496
00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:27,439
Yeah, it's, um...
It's...
497
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,483
- [Gasps]
- Oh, oh!
498
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:31,443
Is that an intruder?
499
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:32,778
Go, go, go!
500
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:34,429
Not while mama bear is on duty.
501
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,864
Kevin, do you have a gun?
502
00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:37,499
- Yes.
- Yes?
503
00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:38,450
No.
504
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:39,634
Shh, shh, shh.
505
00:18:39,759 --> 00:18:40,577
Hey!
506
00:18:40,743 --> 00:18:43,622
I have got a glock in my purse,
507
00:18:43,788 --> 00:18:44,873
and superb night vision!
508
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:46,875
That is a babysitter!
509
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,410
Yeah, but she might
have a gun in her purse.
510
00:18:48,535 --> 00:18:49,753
So don't move, shh.
[Laughs]
511
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:53,841
- I think it's all right now.
- Yeah.
512
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,519
Aw, it's so sweet.
513
00:18:57,644 --> 00:18:59,138
Do you remember
our first kiss, honey?
514
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:03,142
Yeah. We were drunk, um,
on the balcony at the beacon,
515
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,103
- watching tenacious d.
- Yep, and you kissed me.
516
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:09,331
I wasn't that great, though.
My angle was kind of bad,
517
00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:10,365
and I had a mouth full of cinnaburst.
518
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:11,316
- Remember?
- No, honey.
519
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,569
You were perfect.
520
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,606
But it wasn't as romantic as this.
521
00:19:17,731 --> 00:19:20,325
Just the two of us.
Under the stars.
522
00:19:20,491 --> 00:19:24,079
- In a bush.
- Hmm.
523
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,449
Do you wanna have
a first kiss do-over?
524
00:19:27,574 --> 00:19:28,784
I'll do you over.
525
00:19:28,909 --> 00:19:30,210
Ew, gross.
526
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,124
Wow, I totally nailed that.
527
00:19:36,249 --> 00:19:38,693
You did. Take me to the hotel now.
528
00:19:38,818 --> 00:19:40,368
- Immediately.
- Go.
529
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,231
Ohh.
530
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,267
That was amazing.
531
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,735
Oh, my God.
532
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:50,105
Oh, God, I've never felt
this good in my entire life.
533
00:19:50,597 --> 00:19:53,842
Mm. It was mind-blowing.
It's been so long.
534
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,610
I know.
535
00:19:55,735 --> 00:20:00,532
Eight hours of non-stop,
uninterrupted sleep.
536
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:03,051
Last time that we slept in
like this was years ago.
537
00:20:03,176 --> 00:20:05,620
I know.
538
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,055
Hey, the sex was good too, babe.
539
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,925
It was.
Nice work, champ.
540
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:10,959
[Chuckles]
541
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,544
High-five.
542
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,939
- You are too much.
- And thank you
543
00:20:18,064 --> 00:20:19,524
for that club hookup!
544
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:21,242
You know, the last time
I had that much fun,
545
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,244
there was a mound of cocaine
in front of me.
546
00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:24,979
[Both laugh]
547
00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:27,225
Just like my papa.
Okay. You go crazy.
548
00:20:27,391 --> 00:20:28,366
I'll call you back.
549
00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:31,021
- Ava. Princess.
- Julian.
550
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:32,147
I brought you a gift.
551
00:20:32,313 --> 00:20:35,484
Oh, that's... very sweet.
552
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,926
Oh, look.
553
00:20:38,051 --> 00:20:39,988
Another belly chain.
How thoughtful.
554
00:20:40,154 --> 00:20:42,830
I love it when there's
a sparkle in your navel.
555
00:20:42,955 --> 00:20:44,826
It's like a little firefly
lost in the night sky.
556
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:47,454
Get back into my life.
Kiss, kiss, huh?
557
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:51,272
Julian... I have a question for you.
558
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,251
What would you keep a peacock in?
559
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:56,411
My darling, I would set it free,
560
00:20:56,536 --> 00:20:58,340
and then make love to you
in front of it.
561
00:20:58,506 --> 00:21:00,801
The answer is galvanized
chain-link with mesh.
562
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,344
Get out of my life.
563
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,638
Lose the jewelry
and lose my phone number.
564
00:21:14,939 --> 00:21:16,831
Hello, beautiful.
565
00:21:16,956 --> 00:21:18,360
I bought you a gift.
566
00:21:18,526 --> 00:21:20,134
You ever been inside a Lamborghini?
567
00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:21,488
It's like a sex dragon, hmm?
568
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:24,491
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