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Oh, my God.
We're bad parents. Ohh.
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So we're done here, right?
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Oh! She's up.
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Hi.
[Baby coos]
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I can actually see
the emotional scars forming.
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Mm-hmm.
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Honey, we are definitely
doing it tonight. Okay?
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Yeah.
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Although this is a lot of food.
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Tomorrow?
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Tomorrow.
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I'm home!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Now the time has come
for you to be mine.
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What? Oh.
Mmm.
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Oh. Oh, man.
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God, babe, I wish you'd
given me a little heads-up.
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Hmm?
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Well, it's just I thought
you were working late tonight,
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- and I-I was here by myself...
- Oh, gosh.
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Ugh.
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Definitely tomorrow.
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Sync by Sp8ky and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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[Baby giggling]
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Hey, listen.
Mm.
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Have I got a surprise for you.
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I'm gonna give you a hint:
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It involves doing it,
and our babysitter Patricia.
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Wow.
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No, no. Patricia is gonna
stay the night with Amy,
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while you and I
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go to the world famous
Beverly Hilton Hotel.
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For one night, just us.
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No baby.
And l'amour.
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Well, that's very sweet, babe,
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but you know what?
I don't think I'm ready
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- to leave Amy overnight.
- I mean, neither am I.
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But, honey, if we wait
until we're ready,
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the child is gonna be in college,
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and you know what?
Let's face it,
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you're probably gonna be dead.
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We need to recharge
our batteries, honey.
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All right.
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I'm in.
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But I'm not just some cheap floozy,
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so I need to be wined and dined.
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And I want to be adored.
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Oh, honey, you will be.
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Okay. I don't want to be
objectified in front of Amy.
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Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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- I mean, a little bit, I do.
- Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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Keep the chit-chat
with the chef to a minimum,
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because Chris and I are going
to a hotel this evening,
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- and I wanna make sure--
- Ava!
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Baby.
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Come over to me here.
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- Oh, boy.
- You know Julian Eskandani?
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- Baby.
- Oh.
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- What?
- Mmm.
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Hello, Julian.
How are you?
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I just drank a Kombucha.
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It changed my life.
How's my baby?
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Okay, the baby's actually
going to stage right now.
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I'm so sorry. Excuse us.
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- It's very nice to see you.
- Go, go, go.
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- 'Scuse me.
- Yeah?
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- We haven't met.
- No, we haven't met.
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I'm Julian.
Mwah.
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You have a great body.
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Mm, yeah. Thank you.
Um... I'm--I'm Reagan.
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I've actually been
to your clubs before.
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They're, uh, soul-suckin'
skank fests.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah? Shall we?
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Hmm. You have smooth hair, you know?
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- Okay.
- I like it.
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Thank you.
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- Mm, you are so soft.
- Oh, my God.
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- Like...Cottonelle.
- Psst!
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All right. Excuse us.
Excuse us.
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I'll, uh, I'll see you later.
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- Everybody goes.
- Bye.
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- Both, everybody.
- Bye.
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Let's go.
Thank you. Okay.
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- Ah. Hello, Reagan.
- Hi.
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Hi. Um, I guess I need to...
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Apologize for not mentioning
that I was dating Julian.
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I think that I knew
you wouldn't approve.
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Oh, Ava.
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Don't know what to tell you.
[Phone playing tune]
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Sorry. This is Julian.
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Hello?
Hi, Julian.
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No, I-I don't think
I can have num-nums tonight.
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Yes, it's because I'm ty-ty.
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[Nervous giggle]
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All right, well, I have to go.
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[Laughing uproariously]
Goodbye!
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I am sorry you're so ty-ty, honey.
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I just really think that
I'm tired of guys like Julian.
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I really need to meet
a normal, decent guy.
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To have num-nums with?
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No one is sorrier that you had
to hear that than I am.
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All I do is interview diet gurus
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and people who write
airport bestsellers.
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I mean, it's powerful stuff, but...
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Doesn't give me the time
to meet a regular Joe.
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I mean, how did Oprah meet Stedman?
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[Scoffs]
No one has that information.
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[Phone chiming]
Oh!
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- Oh, darn it.
- What?
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My babysitter has food poisoning
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and can't make it tonight.
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- Oh.
- Oh, man.
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It's probably just as well.
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It's gonna be too hard
to leave Amy anyway.
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How long has it been since you said
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you and Chris have
gotten it on? Six weeks?
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Six weeks?
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[Laughing]
Try more like six hours!
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No, it's been six weeks.
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[Gasps]
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- I'll babysit Amy!
- You?
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For the first night in eight years,
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I have absolutely no plans.
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It's God's way of telling us
that I should watch Amy.
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I am a godsend.
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Boy, Ava, I don't...
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It would mean so much to me.
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Pweeze?
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Pweeze, pweeze?
Sorry.
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Once you start with the baby talk,
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it's hard to turn it off.
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- Okay...
- "Okay" is a yes!
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- I'm babysitting Amy!
- "Okay" is just o--
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this is gonna be great!
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Hey, honey.
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Guess what?
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We have a sitter for the night, huh?
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Is it...
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Oh, that's awesome.
Ava.
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Do you know how badly
she wants to do this?
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She actually hired
a private instructor
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- to come and teach her baby CPR.
- She did?
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Today at the office, yes.
And look...
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She's with us all the time,
and she knows Amy's routine,
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so I just... we need
this night away, babe.
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- I know it's crazy.
- No, you're right. We do.
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It's just, I'm worried that
if Ava's watching Amy,
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who's watching Ava?
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[Laughing] Oh, Chris.
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You are too much.
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[Baby cooing]
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- Hmm.
- [Chuckles]
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Okay, so these are...
These are the brushes
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for Amy's bottles and stuff,
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- and these are the bottles.
- Right. Bottles. Got it.
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Very important.
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This is a super-secret toy stash.
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Just in case she has a real meltdown.
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I notice you're doing
a lot of whispering.
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How much does
she understand? Because...
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I have to make a phone call later
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to my investment bankers,
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and the language might get
a little salty.
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Those [Bleep] Are [Bleep] Me dry.
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[Baby cooing]
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All right.
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Okay, well, we have
an emergency contact list here.
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Doctors, neighbors, people like that.
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Right. Who is Kevin?
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- Oh, he's a neighbor of ours.
- Yeah.
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He's really sweet, he has a daughter,
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he knows Amy really well,
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- and he recycles, so...
- Really?
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I noticed he's number one
on the contact list.
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It's funny, I don't see
myself on this list.
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That's because you're on
a better list, honey.
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In here.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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- So obviously feel free to call...
- Yeah, anytime.
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Oh, no. I will definitely
not call you guys.
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And I am not calling Kevin,
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because I got all the answers.
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- Right here.
- Okay.
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And in here.
Doctor Internet.
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- Hmm.
- You guys go.
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Go, be free.
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All right, my sweet little girl.
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I love you so much.
I'm gonna miss you, okay?
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Oh, God. Okay.
Now the guilt's setting in.
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♪ The cat's in the cradle ♪
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♪ and the silver spoon ♪
All right, go.
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- I'm forcing you.
- I love you so much.
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Bye, sweet girl.
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I love you too, Chris.
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Aw, band-aid moment.
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You kids have fun.
Mwah.
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Wow, we're really doing this, huh?
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- Feels good, right?
- Right?
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We are having some adult fun,
is what we're doing.
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[Baby crying]
Look at those people,
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having less adult fun than us.
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Hey, keep your kid quiet over there!
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We... we can say that
because we're free.
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[Phone chiming]
Exactly.
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- Just got a text from Ava.
- Oh, yeah? What?
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"Where does Amy usually
like to hide?"
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What? Oh, my God.
Get the car.
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Get the car, we're going,
we're going.
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I need my car.
Hey, I'll take this.
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This'll be fine.
[Phone chiming]
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- Sorry, I'm gonna need this.
- Wai-wai-wait, wait.
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"Never mind. Found her.
Lol. Winky-face."
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That is not the emoticon
I'm feeling right now.
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Honey, look, we just gotta...
We gotta just push through this.
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Okay?
It's gonna be great.
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- I almost just carjacked a guy!
- I know.
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[Giggling]
All right, there's people.
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- Hi.
- Checking in?
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No, we are not here
with the homecoming crowd.
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We look young, we get it.
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So we're gonna need
a very private room.
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You know, some thick walls.
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'Cause, uh... it might
get loud up in there.
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Something at the end of the hallway
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where you... where you keep
your serious playas.
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I'm sure he had us pegged
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from the beginning, baby.
Right, Neil?
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- Not really, no.
- Okay.
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We need your party room.
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You know, the one that you
don't renovate
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because that's where
you put Guns N' Roses.
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- Do not disturb, right, baby?
- That's right.
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Unless there's a real emergency,
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in which case, do disturb, all hours.
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You guys parents?
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Yeah.
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- First night away?
- Yeah.
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- I'll get your keys.
- Okay, thanks.
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You want a mini-bar key?
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Only if you don't have a maxi-bar.
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[Both snickering]
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- We're back in!
- See the things I do!
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[Sniffing the air]
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Wait, is that...
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Yep, someone is having a barbeque.
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Damn, it feels good to be normal.
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Hi, Amy.
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Stop. I don't know you.
Stranger, danger.
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Sorry, I'm friends with
Reagan and Chris.
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I see Amy every day.
253
00:08:57,752 --> 00:09:00,546
We even have a thing we do.
Gimme some skin.
254
00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:01,757
Amy, do not give him skin.
255
00:09:01,923 --> 00:09:04,850
See? Amy's down.
256
00:09:04,975 --> 00:09:06,919
But I commend you on sensing
how dangerous I am.
257
00:09:07,044 --> 00:09:08,988
You know, most people see
the dockers and the fleece,
258
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:12,191
and they don't realize that
I'm actually a trained assassin.
259
00:09:12,316 --> 00:09:15,062
These dad shoes are bulletproof,
right, honey?
260
00:09:15,228 --> 00:09:16,146
[Snickers]
261
00:09:16,312 --> 00:09:17,513
I'm Kevin.
This is McKenna.
262
00:09:17,638 --> 00:09:18,774
- Hi.
- You're Kevin?
263
00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:22,735
Mr. Big shot? Mr. Number one
on the contact list?
264
00:09:22,902 --> 00:09:24,353
Well, I don't want
to toot my own horn,
265
00:09:24,478 --> 00:09:25,738
but my name is at the top
266
00:09:25,863 --> 00:09:27,773
of literally dozens of contact lists.
267
00:09:27,898 --> 00:09:29,076
I'm solid as a rock, baby.
268
00:09:29,242 --> 00:09:32,079
Pop quiz: What's a homeopathic
remedy for colic?
269
00:09:32,245 --> 00:09:33,455
Gripe water.
270
00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:36,083
What's a normal infant
body temperature?
271
00:09:36,249 --> 00:09:37,376
Oh, 97 to 100.4.
272
00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:38,627
- Damn it.
- Yeah.
273
00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:41,922
When were you last
certified in baby C.P.R.?
274
00:09:42,088 --> 00:09:43,465
I teach baby C.P.R.
275
00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:46,593
And I was certified today! So, uh!
276
00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:48,418
In your face, Kevin.
277
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:49,712
Boom!
278
00:09:49,837 --> 00:09:51,724
Sorry you had to see that, young
lady. That was rough stuff.
279
00:09:51,890 --> 00:09:56,770
Looks like you've grown that
man-scruff to hide your shame.
280
00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:02,693
Wait, babe. Wanna grab a drink
at the bar first or something?
281
00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:05,696
No, let's get upstairs
and get down to business.
282
00:10:05,862 --> 00:10:07,239
- Right now? We just got here.
- Well, yeah.
283
00:10:07,405 --> 00:10:10,216
I... but I just feel
I-if we wait longer,
284
00:10:10,341 --> 00:10:11,452
we're just gonna be
tired and bloated.
285
00:10:11,618 --> 00:10:13,537
It just makes more sense
to get it out of the way.
286
00:10:13,703 --> 00:10:15,821
Out of the way? Hang on.
I'm not just some...
287
00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:18,042
I am just a piece of meat.
But still, come on.
288
00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,575
You're right. I'm sorry.
289
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,170
You need to be romanced, don't you?
290
00:10:21,336 --> 00:10:22,838
- Little bit.
- Okay, let's go get a drink.
291
00:10:23,004 --> 00:10:25,414
You know what? Let's go
do something different.
292
00:10:25,539 --> 00:10:28,000
- Let's go dancing.
- Yes, let's totally do that.
293
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,637
I'll ask the concierge if
there's, like, a nightclub or...
294
00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:32,931
You know what?
Chris?
295
00:10:33,097 --> 00:10:35,726
You're, like, the prettiest
boy in the entire school,
296
00:10:35,892 --> 00:10:37,943
- ohh.
- And I would be really honored
297
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:40,479
if you would go to
the homecoming dance with me.
298
00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,399
You know, I've never been
to a homecoming dance.
299
00:10:42,565 --> 00:10:44,984
I, like, totally wanna say yes,
300
00:10:45,109 --> 00:10:47,029
but I have so many other suitors.
301
00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:49,271
- I put out.
- And you are my favorite.
302
00:10:49,396 --> 00:10:50,282
[Laughs]
303
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:53,309
[Hip-hop playing]
304
00:10:53,434 --> 00:10:56,872
♪ ♪
305
00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:58,948
Well, Mr. Tambonie,
306
00:10:59,073 --> 00:11:00,566
I think we need to keep our eye
307
00:11:00,691 --> 00:11:02,252
on these horned-up kids.
308
00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:05,237
Yes, you're right, Mrs... Chuldratch.
309
00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:06,632
No teen pregnancies tonight,
310
00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:07,940
- not on our watch.
- No.
311
00:11:08,065 --> 00:11:09,708
- Not tonight.
- Come on.
312
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,428
Oh! Okay.
313
00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:12,888
Break it up, you two.
314
00:11:13,054 --> 00:11:15,297
Just a little friendly advice
from your dance chaperones.
315
00:11:15,422 --> 00:11:17,750
[Ballad playing]
316
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,229
Ohh.
317
00:11:20,395 --> 00:11:21,971
♪ Take my hand ♪
318
00:11:22,096 --> 00:11:24,673
♪ I'll teach you to dance ♪
319
00:11:24,798 --> 00:11:27,560
♪ I'll spin you around ♪
320
00:11:27,685 --> 00:11:30,262
♪ won't let you fall down ♪
321
00:11:30,387 --> 00:11:32,648
♪ would you let me lean ♪
322
00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:34,733
Whew. That's my girl.
323
00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:37,037
Wanna take a nice bath?
324
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,831
Let me just unbuckle you.
325
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,793
Don't panic, Amy.
326
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:44,169
We got this, ready?
327
00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:46,479
One, two...
328
00:11:46,604 --> 00:11:47,980
Uhh!
329
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:50,425
Okay...What now?
330
00:11:52,176 --> 00:11:53,886
Really? Nothing?
331
00:11:54,011 --> 00:11:55,347
I was worried that might
be your response.
332
00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:58,100
You know, that's really
unhelpful. No offense.
333
00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:00,793
I'm not gonna call your parents
over a stuck seatbelt,
334
00:12:00,918 --> 00:12:03,230
because I think we can all agree
I'm doing a pretty amazing job.
335
00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:05,023
Okay.
336
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:13,615
Looks like you've just got
some dried food stuck in here.
337
00:12:13,781 --> 00:12:15,993
- Oh, really?
- It's like glue.
338
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,028
[Grunts]
339
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:20,080
There you go.
340
00:12:20,246 --> 00:12:24,167
Amy, you're free!
Thank you.
341
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:27,586
Just gonna go put these tools
back in the garage, and, uh,
342
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:28,672
write up your invoice.
343
00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:31,425
Do I make it out to you,
or your people?
344
00:12:31,591 --> 00:12:34,094
Don't gloat, Kevin.
It's very unbecoming.
345
00:12:36,554 --> 00:12:38,015
Okay, bugaboo.
Let's put you down.
346
00:12:38,181 --> 00:12:40,934
So, McKenna.
347
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,886
Let's get down to brass tacks.
348
00:12:44,011 --> 00:12:45,671
I haven't heard a mother mentioned.
349
00:12:45,796 --> 00:12:48,525
What's the 411?
350
00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:50,926
- They're divorced.
- Really?
351
00:12:51,051 --> 00:12:52,863
I'm so sorry about your broken home.
352
00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:54,781
It's better.
They were fighting.
353
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:57,492
Yeah. Is it 'cause he likes boys?
354
00:12:57,658 --> 00:13:00,319
- [Laughs] No.
- Really?
355
00:13:00,444 --> 00:13:02,914
Again, I know this must be
so difficult.
356
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,441
So... does he have a girlfriend,
357
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:06,626
- or...
- No.
358
00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,777
Not that he isn't highly in demand,
359
00:13:08,902 --> 00:13:11,256
he's just got a lot going on.
360
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:15,594
We were just talking
about my investments.
361
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,304
So what is a euro?
362
00:13:17,470 --> 00:13:19,931
McKenna and I were gonna order
pizza tonight. You want in?
363
00:13:20,097 --> 00:13:21,391
Oh, I don't know.
364
00:13:21,557 --> 00:13:23,375
Come on. You owe me
for saving Amy's life.
365
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,020
She would've grown up in that chair.
366
00:13:25,186 --> 00:13:28,781
- I-I probably shouldn't.
- Ah, that's okay.
367
00:13:28,906 --> 00:13:30,567
You're probably used to
something a little more swank.
368
00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:34,320
Oh, no. It's just that
I had pizza for lunch today.
369
00:13:34,445 --> 00:13:35,955
And last night.
370
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,491
And for breakfast this morning.
371
00:13:37,657 --> 00:13:39,826
- Wow.
- Yeah.
372
00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:42,454
I can't believe that this
is your first high school dance.
373
00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,499
Well, maybe if someone
like you would've asked me.
374
00:13:45,665 --> 00:13:47,459
You would've said yes?
375
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,586
No. I would've given you the finger.
376
00:13:49,752 --> 00:13:53,455
But I would've regretted it.
I would've.
377
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:56,108
Then maybe that summer
we would've run into each other
378
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:59,513
at tower records, and made out
in the parking lot.
379
00:13:59,679 --> 00:14:01,630
- Like this?
- Oh.
380
00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:03,539
Mmm!
381
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,722
Wait, did I just change
the way you feel
382
00:14:09,847 --> 00:14:10,816
about high school dances?
383
00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:14,143
Well... no.
384
00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:16,404
But... I like you.
385
00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,566
Mmm.
386
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,119
- Hey.
- Huh?
387
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,496
Should I request our song?
388
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,706
Yes.
389
00:14:26,872 --> 00:14:27,990
[Beastie Boy's Sabotage]
390
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,501
♪ Can't stand it,
I know you planned it ♪
391
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,994
♪ I'm-a set it straight,
this Watergate ♪
392
00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:35,030
♪ I can't stand rockin'
with a Thorn in my side ♪
393
00:14:35,155 --> 00:14:38,000
♪ oh, my God, it's a mirage ♪
394
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,043
♪ I'm tellin' y'all,
it's sabotage ♪
395
00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:48,346
Oh!
396
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,040
Oh, my God. This...
Wait, honey,
397
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,916
did you call for the romance package?
398
00:14:52,082 --> 00:14:53,751
- Yeah, did you?
- Yes, I did.
399
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:55,353
Wait, so we both ordered
the romance pack...
400
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,788
Well, there's no way, I'm not
gonna pay for both of these.
401
00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:58,089
Okay, you know what?
402
00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,258
This is not the time
to be cheap in a cheap way.
403
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,927
- All right.
- It's time to be cheap
404
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:05,202
- in a tawdry way.
- Oh, my God.
405
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,475
Are you ready...For this?
406
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,226
- Wow, really?
- Oh, yeah.
407
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,729
That goes on my thigh.
408
00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:14,105
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:15,357
- Sniff on that.
- Oh, my gosh.
410
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,875
- And how about this?
- What?
411
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,813
[Humming stripper music]
412
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:24,657
[Laughing]
Oh ho. Oh.
413
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,910
It's Amy's sock.
414
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,036
I know.
415
00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:29,496
- So teeny tiny.
- I know.
416
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,082
I know, why is it so cute
when it's just all by itself?
417
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:33,541
Wonder what she's doing?
418
00:15:33,707 --> 00:15:35,493
She's probably having sweet potatoes.
419
00:15:35,618 --> 00:15:36,669
God, she loves sweet potatoes.
420
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,338
- She really does.
- And then they get all up
421
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,348
on her face... no, no, no. Okay.
422
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,133
No, no.
We have to fight this.
423
00:15:42,299 --> 00:15:44,018
Uh, spin the nightie around again.
424
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:46,020
[Both humming]
425
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,348
Oh, God. Sock kind of
killed it, honey.
426
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,016
I'm sorry. So sorry.
427
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:51,809
Okay, you know what?
428
00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:53,561
We just gotta do
something sexy. Right now.
429
00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:56,848
I don't know about
this chocolate massage, babe.
430
00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,182
- It's kind of weird.
- No, this is sexy.
431
00:15:58,307 --> 00:15:59,851
This is very sexy.
432
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:03,029
I'm sorry, I just, I can't
get Amy's sock out of my mind.
433
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,574
Just let me call Ava
real quick. I'm sorry.
434
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,743
Okay, okay. That's fine.
One call.
435
00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,228
- One call, though.
- Okay.
436
00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:13,121
[Phone ringing]
437
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:16,876
All right, well, they're
not picking up.
438
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,469
- What?
- I don't know, she's not--
439
00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:20,438
what do you mean,
she's not picking up?
440
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,606
She's never not on her phone.
441
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,550
- It's probably fine, I'm sure--
- fine?
442
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,177
Fine? You know where they
cannot use a phone?
443
00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,972
A hospital, Chris.
A hospital.
444
00:16:29,138 --> 00:16:32,350
Because of x-rays and pacemakers
and stuff like that,
445
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:33,751
and, oh, my God,
get this crap off of me!
446
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,478
We gotta go!
We gotta go right now.
447
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,723
At least her car's here, right? So...
448
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,458
Okay, that's great. Why aren't
we going in the front door?
449
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,394
Shh! Because I don't want her
to know that we don't trust her.
450
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:45,086
Okay?
It'll hurt her so much.
451
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:46,322
Shh, quiet.
452
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,658
I can't believe we got
both kids to go to sleep.
453
00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,735
[Gasps]
454
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,737
That song you sang was beautiful.
455
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,029
Oh, thanks.
456
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:57,041
It was my number three hit.
I slowed it down
457
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,477
and took out the stuff
about backing up my Booty.
458
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,045
Kind of strange, though,
that you left in
459
00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,714
all those s&m references, though.
460
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,341
- Is that Kevin?
- It's totally Kevin.
461
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:07,802
Looks like they have it
under control, so...
462
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:10,354
They both seem
pretty calm, don't they?
463
00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:14,267
Uh, yeah, because they're flirting.
464
00:17:17,895 --> 00:17:19,647
So should we, uh, make some coffee?
465
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:22,984
Sure. Or we could get
a glass of wine.
466
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:24,193
Sure.
467
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,486
You get it, playa.
468
00:17:25,652 --> 00:17:27,405
Where are they going?
No, no, no.
469
00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:28,839
We need to see more flirting.
470
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,207
All right, they're going
in the kitchen.
471
00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:31,409
- All right, let's to the back.
- Let's go around.
472
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:32,535
Sweetie, really?
473
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,245
So, Kevin,
474
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,290
tell me about your fencing business.
475
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,883
[Whispering]
Okay, there they are.
476
00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:41,711
Oh, it's actually a fencing...
Construction fencing.
477
00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:44,305
- Oh, sorry.
- Yeah, you know...
478
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,090
- Like plywood, chain-link...
- Sure.
479
00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:47,508
- You do that?
- Yeah.
480
00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:50,720
- Fun, right?
- Yeah. Fun.
481
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:52,563
You know what?
482
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:55,266
I was actually thinking
about getting a peacock.
483
00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:58,869
So I was just wondering
what kind of fencing
484
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,313
you would suggest for that.
485
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,773
Galvanized chain-link, you know.
486
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,909
Delicate, almost a mesh.
487
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:07,445
Perfect for protection and display.
488
00:18:07,611 --> 00:18:11,407
- Mesh.
- Yeah.
489
00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:12,750
- He's gonna kiss her.
- Kiss her.
490
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:13,868
- Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her.
- Do it, do it.
491
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:16,746
Come on, come on,
come on, come on! Ohh!
492
00:18:16,912 --> 00:18:18,589
- Darn it.
- No coming back from that.
493
00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:19,540
He totally pooched it.
494
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,299
[Both clear their throats]
495
00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:25,813
Mmm! Hmm.
496
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,716
Yeah, it's, um...
It's...
497
00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:30,760
- [Gasps]
- Oh, oh!
498
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,720
Is that an intruder?
499
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:34,055
Go, go, go!
500
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:35,706
Not while mama bear is on duty.
501
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,141
Kevin, do you have a gun?
502
00:18:37,307 --> 00:18:38,776
- Yes.
- Yes?
503
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:39,727
No.
504
00:18:39,893 --> 00:18:40,911
Shh, shh, shh.
505
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:41,854
Hey!
506
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,899
I have got a glock in my purse,
507
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:46,150
and superb night vision!
508
00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:48,152
That is a babysitter!
509
00:18:48,277 --> 00:18:49,687
Yeah, but she might
have a gun in her purse.
510
00:18:49,812 --> 00:18:51,030
So don't move, shh.
[Laughs]
511
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:55,118
- I think it's all right now.
- Yeah.
512
00:18:55,284 --> 00:18:58,796
Aw, it's so sweet.
513
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,415
Do you remember
our first kiss, honey?
514
00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:04,419
Yeah. We were drunk, um,
on the balcony at the beacon,
515
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:07,380
- watching tenacious d.
- Yep, and you kissed me.
516
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:10,608
I wasn't that great, though.
My angle was kind of bad,
517
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:11,642
and I had a mouth full of cinnaburst.
518
00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:12,593
- Remember?
- No, honey.
519
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,846
You were perfect.
520
00:19:15,012 --> 00:19:18,883
But it wasn't as romantic as this.
521
00:19:19,008 --> 00:19:21,602
Just the two of us.
Under the stars.
522
00:19:21,768 --> 00:19:25,356
- In a bush.
- Hmm.
523
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:28,726
Do you wanna have
a first kiss do-over?
524
00:19:28,851 --> 00:19:30,061
I'll do you over.
525
00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:31,487
Ew, gross.
526
00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:37,401
Wow, I totally nailed that.
527
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:39,970
You did. Take me to the hotel now.
528
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,645
- Immediately.
- Go.
529
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,508
Ohh.
530
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,544
That was amazing.
531
00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:48,012
Oh, my God.
532
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:51,382
Oh, God, I've never felt
this good in my entire life.
533
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:55,119
Mm. It was mind-blowing.
It's been so long.
534
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,887
I know.
535
00:19:57,012 --> 00:20:01,809
Eight hours of non-stop,
uninterrupted sleep.
536
00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:04,328
Last time that we slept in
like this was years ago.
537
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,897
I know.
538
00:20:07,022 --> 00:20:08,332
Hey, the sex was good too, babe.
539
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,202
It was.
Nice work, champ.
540
00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:12,236
[Chuckles]
541
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:13,821
High-five.
542
00:20:16,843 --> 00:20:19,216
- You are too much.
- And thank you
543
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:20,801
for that club hookup!
544
00:20:20,926 --> 00:20:22,519
You know, the last time
I had that much fun,
545
00:20:22,644 --> 00:20:24,521
there was a mound of cocaine
in front of me.
546
00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:26,256
[Both laugh]
547
00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:28,502
Just like my papa.
Okay. You go crazy.
548
00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:29,643
I'll call you back.
549
00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:32,298
- Ava. Princess.
- Julian.
550
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:33,424
I brought you a gift.
551
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,761
Oh, that's... very sweet.
552
00:20:36,927 --> 00:20:39,203
Oh, look.
553
00:20:39,328 --> 00:20:41,265
Another belly chain.
How thoughtful.
554
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:44,107
I love it when there's
a sparkle in your navel.
555
00:20:44,232 --> 00:20:46,103
It's like a little firefly
lost in the night sky.
556
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,731
Get back into my life.
Kiss, kiss, huh?
557
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:52,549
Julian... I have a question for you.
558
00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:54,528
What would you keep a peacock in?
559
00:20:54,694 --> 00:20:57,688
My darling, I would set it free,
560
00:20:57,813 --> 00:20:59,617
and then make love to you
in front of it.
561
00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:02,078
The answer is galvanized
chain-link with mesh.
562
00:21:02,244 --> 00:21:03,621
Get out of my life.
563
00:21:03,787 --> 00:21:05,915
Lose the jewelry
and lose my phone number.
564
00:21:16,216 --> 00:21:18,108
Hello, beautiful.
565
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,637
I bought you a gift.
566
00:21:19,803 --> 00:21:21,411
You ever been inside a Lamborghini?
567
00:21:21,536 --> 00:21:22,765
It's like a sex dragon, hmm?
568
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:25,768
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