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I'm so glad you're moving
out of this neighborhood Annie.
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Some dude peed on my car
while I was parking it.
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Oh, you met spaghetti!
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- Yeah, I won't miss him.
- Speaking of missing people,
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how did Jeff dodge this
bullet...Of friendship.
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He said he was
under the weather.
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- Pshaw!
- Thanks for helping.
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Can you imagine how much fun
this is gonna be?
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Me living with Troy and Abed?
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Yeah, there'll be
a honeymoon phase,
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but it won't be long
till you hate their guts.
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[Baby voice]
What's this whittle guy's name?
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I'll never hate Troy and Abed.
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Oh, my God, I forgot.
You're 20.
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Don't worry.
It's natural.
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When you become
roommates with friends,
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the things you love about
them become the things
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that make you want
to smother them with a pillow.
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But...
That's unacceptable to me.
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Then...I'm lying?
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[Trumpeting]
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Forgetting something?
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Yeah.
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[Playing trumpet]
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Yeah, like I'm gonna
get sick of this.
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Wh-what wh-what?
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We're here to help you move...
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on the dance floor.
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- Nice! Tweet it!
- Tweeting it.
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- What are you tweeting?
- Everything.
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We're live tweeting
Annie's move on Twitter.
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Hashtag #Annie'sMove.
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How fun.
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How was I supposed to know
it was a handicap space?
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Because the man in
the wheelchair was yelling it.
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Oh, yeah, and he doesn't
have an agenda.
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Hold it.
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- Where's Winger?
- Sick.
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Pshaw!
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Yeah, I'm calling him.
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[Phone rings]
[Fake sick voice] Hello?
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Cut the wit, Winger.
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Where are you,
The Gap or Banana Republic?
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Well, Britta,
you got me all figured out.
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Well I can tell
you're not in bed.
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That's right, Britta.
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I'm pretending
to be violently ill
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to avoid lifting a few boxes.
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Because I'm 13.
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And who's your primary care
physician, Mr. Winger?
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Uh, Dr. Schroeder.
S-c-h.
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Um, do you want to see
my insurance card?
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Please.
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Wait, are you at a hospital?
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No, I'm at The Gap.
[Scanner beeping]
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You hear that?
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That's not a heart monitor.
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It's a machine telling me
I'm low on khakis.
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Dr. Tarpenian to radiology,
Dr. Tarpenian.
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Crap, I- I'm sorry.
I just assumed--
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Whatever.
I don't blame you.
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I've lied before.
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It's probably karma
that I'm sick.
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But believe me,
if you had what I have,
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you'd rather be moving boxes.
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Okay, feel better.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, I'll see
you guys on Monday.
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[Coughs]
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You are fantastic.
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So are you.
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What are you doing after this?
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Probably trying
a couple of boot-cuts.
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But after that...
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Maybe, like, a blazer?
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♪ Give me some rope,
time in a tree ♪
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♪ give me the hope
to run out of steam ♪
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♪ somebody said
we could be here ♪
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♪ we could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year ♪
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♪ I can't count the reasons
I should stay ♪
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♪ one by one
they all just fade away ♪
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sync by Alex28, corrected by susanaLC
www.addic7ed.com
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How are we out of packing tape?
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I don't know.
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I think I left some
in the bathroom.
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Nope, uh, nothing in here.
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You guys!
You used all of it?
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I had a big breakfast.
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Nice. Tweeting it!
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Okay, there might be
a slight danger
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I will end up hating them.
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Man children...
Can't live with them,
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can't leave them alone
with your tape.
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Britta, don't make jokes.
You're bad at it.
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Also, I can't afford
to live anywhere else.
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And everything is riding
on this, and I'm out of tape--
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Annie, listen.
Breathe.
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When I was in Amsterdam,
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I met this guy
who ate too many shrooms
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and fell out of a window
at the Anne Frank house.
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Oh, no, no, he's fine.
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The doctor said that the drugs
made his body just limp enough
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to keep him from
breaking his neck.
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Britta, I don't see
what your taste in men
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has to do with my situation.
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What I'm saying, Annie,
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is that if you're gonna live
with two guys like that,
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you've gotta learn to go limp.
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Loosey-goosey.
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Shake it all up.
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- Limp...
- Loosey-goosey.
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Okay... New Annie.
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Going with the flow.
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Loosey-goosey-- Is it
loosey-goosey or goosey-loosey?
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Is that hyphenated?
You know what?
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Don't tell me.
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I don't need to know.
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Bro...Heim.
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Okay, go.
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- Aah!
- Didn't feel it.
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What... a fun use
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you found for my bubble wrap.
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I know! We have to
sell this to the military.
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Yeah, baby.
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Yah, babuh.
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Here's the other tape gun.
Think fast!
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Ooh!
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You broke my pluggy thing.
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No worries.
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That's what
the security deposit is for.
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Hashtag #ThatIsAll.
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Oh no, you're not
letting some slumlord
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take your hard-earned money.
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I'll fix it.
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I used to do that
kind of thing all the time
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- when I was a slumlord.
- Really, Pierce?
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My landlord's coming by
to do the inspection at 5:00.
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Do you think you're gonna
have it done by then?
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Easy peasy, George and Weezie.
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This is probably the last
that'll fit in our car.
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I'll help you.
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But not in an uptight way.
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I'm very concerned about
this living situation.
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I mean, I've seen enough
episodes of Friends
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to know that cohabitation
leads to sex, drugs
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and something a parade magazine
called Schwimmer-fatigue.
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Good for you, Shirley.
What's the saying?
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If you can't stop 'em,
judge 'em?
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Well, somebody's gotta be
this group's moral compass.
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And that somebody
has to be you, right?
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Because by moral compass,
you mean Shirley's religion.
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Well...
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Want a ride?
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Well, if this is a forecast
of the conversation,
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I will ride with somebody else.
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Don't worry, Shirley.
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Keep me company while I fix this
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and I'll give you
a ride over there.
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Britta!
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Well, hey there, stranger!
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What a coincidence, huh?
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This is just like that, uh,
Lake House movie.
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I can only assume.
Even I have limits.
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Dean Pelton.
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Jeff, it's Saturday.
Call me Craig.
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Off campus,
I'm just a craigular Joe.
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Ooh, what'd you get?
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Ah, now I feel like I have to
head back out there.
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Dean--uh, Craig,
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it's nice to see you
but I actually have to run.
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Oh, yeah, you're probably
heading to help Annie move.
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Right?
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Oh, I follow Troy
and Abed on Twitter.
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Looks like Annie's moving
and you're...
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Sick at the hospital?
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Curious.
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I might head there myself.
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I could tell them you said hi.
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I'd rather you didn't.
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Well, maybe I won't have time.
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Especially if we're doing...
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Lunch?
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[Extended sucking on straw]
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Yeah, but your religion
isn't the same as morality.
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And calling me amoral
because I'm atheistic
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is religious persecution.
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How can I religiously
persecute you?
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You don't have a religion.
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Oh, look!
A hitchhiker.
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A person in need.
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Oh, my God.
What am I doing?
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I'm pulling over
to help him out.
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Do not help him out.
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Why, because it
proves the existence
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of secular morality?
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No, because he looks stinky.
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Judge not, Shirley.
Judge not.
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I really appreciate it,
thank you.
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Where are you headed,
fellow human?
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Riverside Falls?
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That's 40 minutes away.
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Oh, I guess I'm just
a really good person.
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I knew you were.
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I could see the kindness
in your faces.
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I assume you've both
accepted Jesus Christ
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as your lord and savior?
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Oh, that's nice.
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Ow!
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[Electricity sizzling]
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Needed a coat of paint anyway.
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Welcome, Annie,
to your new home.
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Okay...To reacquaint you,
there's the bathroom,
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kitchen,
and, of course, our bedroom.
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And if the room's a rockin'
please come a knockin'
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because there's something
probably terribly wrong.
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Yeah, we're pretty chill
in there.
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Mm-hmm, now let's go
see your room.
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[Giggles]
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What's that?
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That is your room.
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You said this was
a two bedroom.
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It is, one, two.
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Yours is a blanket fort.
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An awesome blanket fort.
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But still highly flammable
so no candles.
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What do you think?
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- Tweet it?
- Both: Tweeting it!
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I am not surprised
you're so taken aback.
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This apartment
is where dreams come true.
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We spent our whole lives
being told that blanket forts
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are only for special occasions,
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like sleepovers
or when uncles die.
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But that's a lie, Annie.
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You can live
in a fort of blankets
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all day, every night.
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It's so awesome.
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I'm surprised you guys haven't
chosen to live in one.
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Well, we'll be spending
enough time in yours.
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I mean, it's where
we're gonna watch tv.
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Right.
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Uh, what's that door
over there?
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That's not a bedroom?
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- No.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Is it a linen closet?
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Something like that.
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00:09:06,669 --> 00:09:08,636
What's a linen closet?
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A siesta salad and an iced tea.
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Excelente.
And for you?
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Ahem.
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- The gentleman...
- Oh...
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will have
a top notch-os
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and a watermelon Margarita.
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Thank you, Jeffrey.
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So, any brothers or sisters?
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And we'll take the check too.
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Oh!
What's the rush?
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We're eating lunch,
and then I'm leaving.
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Okay.
I just hope that I don't
261
00:09:37,132 --> 00:09:38,900
bump into
your study group on Monday.
262
00:09:38,934 --> 00:09:41,202
And I pray they don't ask me
263
00:09:41,237 --> 00:09:42,971
who I saw at the mall
on Saturday.
264
00:09:43,005 --> 00:09:45,306
Because,
unlike a certain someone,
265
00:09:45,341 --> 00:09:48,243
I just don't think I could lie
to those sweet people.
266
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,978
Dean, this is blackmail.
267
00:09:50,012 --> 00:09:51,913
Ah! Call me Craig.
268
00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:54,616
And call blackmail
"a day at the mall with Craig."
269
00:09:54,650 --> 00:09:57,252
Because that's all
I require, Jeffrey.
270
00:09:57,286 --> 00:09:59,788
You and I are going
to have some fun.
271
00:09:59,822 --> 00:10:01,222
And create a few memories.
272
00:10:01,257 --> 00:10:03,041
And I suggest you get into it.
273
00:10:03,092 --> 00:10:06,494
Because that counts.
274
00:10:06,529 --> 00:10:10,265
A song for the señor, señor?
275
00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,766
[Exhales]
276
00:10:11,801 --> 00:10:13,401
Adiós amores.
277
00:10:13,436 --> 00:10:18,022
[Mariachi music playing]
Oh, what a surprise.
278
00:10:18,057 --> 00:10:21,309
Mmm!
279
00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:25,613
[Straining]
280
00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:27,398
Jeez.
281
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,637
[Ruler snaps]
282
00:10:52,475 --> 00:10:55,810
This is actually
quite calming for some reason.
283
00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:59,214
And that's when I realized
I had to forgive them.
284
00:10:59,248 --> 00:11:00,515
That's a beautiful story.
285
00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:02,600
So inspiring how he came
to find the lord.
286
00:11:02,651 --> 00:11:04,652
- Isn't it, Britta?
- Yeah, yeah.
287
00:11:04,687 --> 00:11:06,254
Well, I didn't exactly have
to find the lord.
288
00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:07,489
He was inside me.
289
00:11:07,523 --> 00:11:09,424
Amen!
What's your name, friend?
290
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,425
- Jesus.
- Oh.
291
00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:11,659
Are you Latino?
292
00:11:11,694 --> 00:11:14,562
No, my child.
I am him.
293
00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:15,563
You're what now?
294
00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:17,165
I am the one true son of God.
295
00:11:17,199 --> 00:11:18,833
I was sent here
to save humanity.
296
00:11:18,868 --> 00:11:20,301
Oh, no.
297
00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:23,087
Well, it is a pleasure
to have you in my car, Jesus.
298
00:11:23,122 --> 00:11:24,906
Britta, stop.
It's not funny now.
299
00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:27,742
Hey Jesus, just curious, what's
your position on marijuana?
300
00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,144
It was given to us by God.
301
00:11:29,178 --> 00:11:30,278
It should be legal.
302
00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:33,765
Oh, that's nice.
303
00:11:38,721 --> 00:11:39,721
[Blanket tears]
304
00:11:44,927 --> 00:11:47,128
Hear me, hear me!
305
00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:49,464
[Trumpeting]
306
00:11:49,498 --> 00:11:51,599
Presenting
the real-life fairy tale
307
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:54,035
of how princess Annie was saved
308
00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:55,703
from bad neighborhood forest
309
00:11:55,738 --> 00:11:57,238
by woodsman Troy.
310
00:11:57,273 --> 00:11:58,740
- [Grunts]
- [Grumbles]
311
00:11:58,774 --> 00:12:01,276
And Bebad, his emotionally
unavailable unicorn.
312
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,477
[Neighs]
313
00:12:02,511 --> 00:12:03,745
- [Laughs]
- Brought to you by
314
00:12:03,779 --> 00:12:06,481
the girl-yogurt
Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop.
315
00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,149
[Fart noise] There's
a package of it in the fridge
316
00:12:08,184 --> 00:12:09,484
as a welcoming gift.
317
00:12:09,518 --> 00:12:11,386
Now, once upon a time
318
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:13,988
there was a beautiful
princess named Annie.
319
00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:15,256
[High-pitched] Hi.
320
00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:18,309
Who was harassed every day
by Count Spaghetti.
321
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,195
[Villainous laugh]
322
00:12:20,229 --> 00:12:22,513
The evil cracksmith who lived
outside of her building.
323
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:24,098
Whoa!
324
00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:25,516
I just stand here?
325
00:12:25,568 --> 00:12:27,101
Oh, come on, Jeffrey.
326
00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:29,804
Get in here!
[Chuckling]
327
00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:31,356
This is gonna be fun!
328
00:12:31,407 --> 00:12:32,740
Or else.
329
00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:34,138
So we just punch in
the numbers?
330
00:12:34,139 --> 00:12:35,081
That's right.
331
00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:37,517
Okay, you know this one, Jeff.
332
00:12:37,546 --> 00:12:40,531
We've sang it a thousand times
together in my mind.
333
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,916
[Kiss From a Rose playing]
334
00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:44,702
Huh, huh?
Oh come on, Jeffrey.
335
00:12:44,753 --> 00:12:46,854
Make or break time.
336
00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:49,524
Unless you want to be
back here next Saturday.
337
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:52,710
♪ ♪
338
00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:55,513
♪ There used to be
a graying tower ♪
339
00:12:55,547 --> 00:12:58,566
♪ alone on the sea ♪
340
00:12:58,601 --> 00:13:01,936
♪ you became the light ♪
341
00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:05,240
♪ on this dark side of me ♪
342
00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,874
♪ ♪
343
00:13:11,647 --> 00:13:14,616
[Playing soft melody on piano]
344
00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:17,535
♪ ♪
345
00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:21,022
[Beatboxing]
346
00:13:21,056 --> 00:13:24,459
[Laughs]
347
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:28,413
Both: ♪ and now that
your Rose is in bloom ♪
348
00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:31,633
♪ a light hits the gloom
on the grave ♪
349
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:36,804
♪ Jesus loves marijuana ♪
350
00:13:36,839 --> 00:13:40,141
♪ Jesus loves marijuana ♪
351
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:41,943
Amen.
352
00:13:41,977 --> 00:13:47,048
♪ Jesus loves marijuana ♪
353
00:13:47,066 --> 00:13:52,820
♪ and drinking
human blood, oh ♪
354
00:13:52,855 --> 00:13:55,106
Both: ♪ baby ♪
355
00:13:55,157 --> 00:13:59,077
♪ I compare you to a kiss
from the Rose on a grave ♪
356
00:13:59,111 --> 00:14:01,195
♪ ooh, the more I get of you ♪
357
00:14:01,229 --> 00:14:05,333
♪ the stranger it feels, yeah ♪
358
00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:08,903
♪ now that your Rose
is in bloom ♪
359
00:14:08,937 --> 00:14:14,676
♪ a light hits the gloom
on the grave ♪
360
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,278
[Chuckles]
361
00:14:17,313 --> 00:14:20,682
Ah!
That was great.
362
00:14:20,716 --> 00:14:22,016
Yeah, might have been
a little fun.
363
00:14:22,051 --> 00:14:24,085
Huh, see?
364
00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:25,620
And you emailed your therapist
365
00:14:25,654 --> 00:14:27,588
that you wanted to be
alone this weekend.
366
00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:29,057
[Chuckling]
367
00:14:29,091 --> 00:14:30,825
What?
368
00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:32,293
Hmm?
369
00:14:32,328 --> 00:14:34,946
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
370
00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,564
Now, with your permission,
371
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:39,100
I'd like to sing a little song
about race-mixing.
372
00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:41,452
This one's called
"Don't You Do It."
373
00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:45,206
[Brakes squeal]
Shirley & Britta: Get out!
374
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,641
[Whimpers]
375
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,212
[Pierce humming,
tapping on cardboard]
376
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:58,119
Ah, good evening, senator.
377
00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:00,655
Any requests?
378
00:15:00,689 --> 00:15:03,725
What do you want to do next?
I paid for a full hour, so--
379
00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:06,527
I email my therapist
from my Greendale account.
380
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:08,563
The same account
where I received an email
381
00:15:08,597 --> 00:15:11,933
from physique25 telling me
about today's sale.
382
00:15:11,967 --> 00:15:13,534
Is that why you're at the mall?
383
00:15:13,569 --> 00:15:14,936
You read student emails?
384
00:15:14,970 --> 00:15:16,971
Oh, oh, now the patriot act
385
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,906
says I can do it, Jeffrey...
Technically.
386
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:22,026
Need I remind you
the nation is at war-- Ow!
387
00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:23,644
- I'll kill you.
- No, Jeffrey, no!
388
00:15:23,662 --> 00:15:24,779
Jeffrey, Jeffrey come on!
389
00:15:24,813 --> 00:15:27,048
Just remember,
we were making memories!
390
00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:28,716
[Sailing playing]
No, Jeffrey, no!
391
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,218
Aah!
392
00:15:30,252 --> 00:15:32,186
No, Jeffrey!
No, no, it's too violent!
393
00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:34,672
You're scaring me!
Don't let the terrorists win!
394
00:15:36,498 --> 00:15:41,498
And then the three of them lived
happily ever after!
395
00:15:42,386 --> 00:15:43,887
And Bebad became
the little dipper.
396
00:15:43,905 --> 00:15:45,556
[Neighs]
397
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:46,790
The end.
398
00:15:46,825 --> 00:15:51,779
- Kiss me, woodsman Troy!
- Mwah!
399
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,330
You guys!
400
00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:55,532
Living here is gonna be
fun all the time.
401
00:15:55,566 --> 00:15:57,735
Let's make
the entire apartment a fort.
402
00:15:57,769 --> 00:15:59,753
I'll get more blankets.
403
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,418
This is a space we reserved
for virtual adventures.
404
00:16:15,437 --> 00:16:17,588
Like a playroom but
only works in our minds.
405
00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:20,724
We call it the dreamatorium.
406
00:16:20,759 --> 00:16:23,660
But...it's a bedroom.
407
00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:25,462
No, no.
There's only two bedrooms,
408
00:16:25,497 --> 00:16:26,897
including the blanket fort.
409
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,649
This is the...
410
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,401
Both: Dreamatorium.
411
00:16:31,435 --> 00:16:33,570
All day, I've been
412
00:16:33,604 --> 00:16:35,205
jumping through hoops
to fit in.
413
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,406
Including the literal hoops
414
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:37,825
you put in front of the toilet.
415
00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:39,343
- Yes.
- And you guys are hoarding
416
00:16:39,377 --> 00:16:42,379
this second bedroom
as some kind of playroom?
417
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,581
And making me sleep
on a pile of laundry?
418
00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:46,850
Hey, we worked hard on that.
And it's a blanket fort.
419
00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:50,354
It's an asylum
for half-witted children!
420
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:53,090
As the only adult
in this apartment,
421
00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:54,992
I am making an ultimatum.
422
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:57,794
Me or this...
Stupid dreamatorium.
423
00:16:57,812 --> 00:16:59,513
Dreamatorium is non-negotiable.
Read the lease.
424
00:16:59,564 --> 00:17:00,998
Especially the part
we added in crayon.
425
00:17:01,032 --> 00:17:02,266
You don't wanna
take this to court.
426
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,567
Trust us, this place
can be a courtroom
427
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:05,135
in the blink of an eye.
428
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,771
This doesn't work for me.
429
00:17:07,805 --> 00:17:09,273
From the minute
I joined the study group
430
00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:11,141
I've been worried
about how uptight I am
431
00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:12,976
and how I'm no fun.
432
00:17:13,011 --> 00:17:14,545
And then I was worried
that I wouldn't fit in here
433
00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:15,979
or be able to hang
with you guys.
434
00:17:15,997 --> 00:17:17,414
But you know what?
435
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:18,849
Why don't you ever ask
yourselves whether
436
00:17:18,883 --> 00:17:20,350
you can hang with me?
437
00:17:20,385 --> 00:17:21,952
Why am I always the one
that has to adapt?
438
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:23,720
I'm sick of this crap!
439
00:17:23,755 --> 00:17:27,140
Enjoy your stupid dreamatorium.
440
00:17:27,192 --> 00:17:28,758
We will!
441
00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:30,661
Because this is
our apartment too!
442
00:17:30,695 --> 00:17:32,279
And just because we're awesome
443
00:17:32,313 --> 00:17:34,464
doesn't mean we're not adults!
444
00:17:37,402 --> 00:17:38,836
Candy cigarette?
445
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,170
I don't want a candy cigarette.
446
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:43,773
- I want our Annie.
- Yeah, we blew it.
447
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:46,844
I picked the wrong week
to quit.
448
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,050
What the hell is this?
449
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:55,352
In security deposit terms,
it's a gold mine.
450
00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,287
And you're lucky it's only
gonna cost you money.
451
00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:59,806
Your friend nearly
killed himself.
452
00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,558
Yeah, that's me.
453
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:04,161
Lucky Annie.
454
00:18:04,195 --> 00:18:06,496
I'm really sorry, Annie.
455
00:18:06,531 --> 00:18:07,965
I had some island girls over
456
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,633
and one of them must have
slipped me a Mickey.
457
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,902
I'm just glad you're okay.
458
00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:14,504
You can pay me back
by helping me
459
00:18:14,539 --> 00:18:16,473
get all my stuff
from Troy and Abed's.
460
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:20,510
You're moving again?
How long was I out?
461
00:18:20,528 --> 00:18:22,179
Is napster still a thing?
462
00:18:22,213 --> 00:18:25,015
You've been out long enough
for me to realize
463
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:28,018
that I'm gonna need
to keep living alone.
464
00:18:28,036 --> 00:18:29,620
Come on.
465
00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:32,072
Let's get you cleaned up.
466
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,590
Oh, what the hell?
467
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,692
I have brain damage.
Nothing I do counts.
468
00:18:35,727 --> 00:18:37,060
[Sighs]
469
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:43,133
Where is all my stuff?
470
00:18:43,167 --> 00:18:45,168
Troy, Abed?
471
00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:53,594
It's all yours.
472
00:18:53,645 --> 00:18:55,178
We're sorry.
473
00:18:55,213 --> 00:18:57,014
Sometimes we get stuck
in our own little world.
474
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,283
And then in that world,
we make even littler worlds.
475
00:18:59,317 --> 00:19:01,652
And sometimes there are
tunnels between those worlds.
476
00:19:01,686 --> 00:19:03,921
Or a subway.
One time a snake.
477
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:05,989
We're sorry.
Do you like it?
478
00:19:06,024 --> 00:19:10,160
Of course, I do.
It's perfect.
479
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:11,578
I mean, I can rearrange
the throw pillows.
480
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:13,230
You have them arranged
by size instead of color, but--
481
00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:14,932
What did I say?
482
00:19:14,966 --> 00:19:16,400
But what about
the dreamatorium?
483
00:19:16,434 --> 00:19:17,701
Oh, it's staying.
484
00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:19,002
The dreamatorium is more
important than any of us.
485
00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:20,304
But you're more important
than our bedroom,
486
00:19:20,338 --> 00:19:21,705
so we put the bunk bed
in the blanket fort.
487
00:19:21,739 --> 00:19:23,173
This is all gay code.
488
00:19:23,207 --> 00:19:25,075
You sure I'm worth it?
489
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,276
Yeah, there's a couple of
things that we were hoping
490
00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:27,711
that you'd help us with.
491
00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:28,946
Yes, like where does
the water go in the iron?
492
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,013
And what's the iron for?
493
00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:31,348
And what
gets out kool-aid stains?
494
00:19:31,382 --> 00:19:32,649
Yeah, we already know
that the opposite
495
00:19:32,684 --> 00:19:34,184
color kool-aid
doesn't work.
496
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:36,687
Also, Troy scraped me when
we were fork-jousting last week
497
00:19:36,721 --> 00:19:37,804
and I don't think
it's healing right.
498
00:19:37,855 --> 00:19:39,122
- Oh, Abed, that's infected.
- Ew!
499
00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:40,857
Infected. That's the word
I was looking for.
500
00:19:40,892 --> 00:19:43,694
- Hi, guys.
- I thought you were sick.
501
00:19:43,728 --> 00:19:45,896
I was...n't.
502
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:47,464
I kind of made it up
to get out of helping.
503
00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:48,932
Oh, that's okay.
504
00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,034
- It is?
- Yeah, it is.
505
00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:53,804
Oh, hey, Jeff, did you
know that when it snows
506
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,238
my eyes become large?
507
00:19:55,273 --> 00:19:58,909
All: ♪ and the light that
you shine can be seen ♪
508
00:19:58,943 --> 00:20:00,410
He tweeted it?
509
00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:03,947
- All: ♪ baby ♪
- He tweeted it!
510
00:20:03,982 --> 00:20:07,617
♪ A kiss from a Rose
on the grave ♪
511
00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:11,471
♪ and now that your Rose
is in bloom ♪
512
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:16,693
♪ a light hits the gloom
on the grave ♪
513
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:26,189
- Oh, look out, asteroids!
- That was close.
514
00:20:26,223 --> 00:20:27,490
Thanks for getting us
to planet Greendalia
515
00:20:27,524 --> 00:20:29,108
safely, horsebot 3000.
516
00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:30,576
- Well--
- Oh, no!
517
00:20:30,611 --> 00:20:33,429
Greendalia has been overrun
by evil King Blorgon!
518
00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,665
- Look out, Troyborg!
- Pew pew pew!
519
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,066
Ah! I'm dead.
520
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:39,335
Horsebot 3000, no!
I love you!
521
00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:40,903
I am King Blorgon.
522
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:43,172
And my plan is
to blow up the world!
523
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,942
Your lasers are
useless against me.
524
00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:47,510
Aim for his butt.
It's his only weakness.
525
00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:48,511
- Pew pew!
- Bam bam!
526
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:50,179
- Aah!
- We did it!
527
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:53,299
Peace and tranquility have
been restored to Greendalia.
528
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:54,917
And all thanks
to horsebot 3000.
529
00:20:54,952 --> 00:20:56,602
He belongs to the stars now.
530
00:20:56,637 --> 00:20:58,187
[Neighs]
531
00:20:58,222 --> 00:20:59,422
All right, five more minutes
532
00:20:59,456 --> 00:21:02,124
and we should probably
put a stop to this, right?
533
00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:04,293
Jeff, are you--
534
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:06,329
[choked up]
I liked horsebot 3000.
535
00:21:06,877 --> 00:21:08,511
Sync by Alex28, corrected by susanaLC
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