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You can't just look me in the
face and tell me you're fine.
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You're not sleeping,
you drink for the record.
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Just be honest with me.
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How are those
the actions of someone
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who knows
they did the right thing?
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You lied to me,
and you killed my friend.
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Dean: Killing Amy
was not wrong.
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You couldn't do it,
so I did.
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You know, I can't even
be around you right now.
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You might as well bite
the bullet and work
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with me on this one.
I don't know if I can.
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I'm just saying, let's try
and stop the killings.
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That's your stuff.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I figured we'd take one car.
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Look, you know what.
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You were right, about Amy.
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I get why you did it.
You were just trying
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to make sure no else got hurt.
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"Supernatural."
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You're saying
this is a book?
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Books.
It was a series.
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Didn't sell
a lot of copies, though.
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Chuck, I am
your number-one fan.
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But I know that "Supernatural"
is just a book, okay?
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- Becky, it's all real.
- I knew it!
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- You okay, lady?
- Is it really you?
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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- Can you... Quit touching me?
- No.
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Um...
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[ Indistinct conversations,
rock music plays ]
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Kelly: [ Laughs ] Okay,
you won't believe it.
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People think I just say it
to get a bigger tip.
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Try me.
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Fine.
I'm in grad school.
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See? Okay?
There's a look.
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[ Laughing ]
Okay? Stop.
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No, this is my
"I dig smart chicks" look.
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Now, if they, uh,
if they wore that, I...
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I wouldn't have
dropped out of school.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, what's your deal?
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You came in here looking like
somebody shot your puppy.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, things are looking up
now that your shift's over.
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All right.
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Uh, here's the deal.
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I have this friend.
He's got this younger brother.
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Right?
Cannon's a little loose.
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You know, his reactor blew
a while back.
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It's not good. Um...
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My friend -- he's, uh...
He's kind of been sitting,
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waiting to see
if he goes guano again.
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And I assume
it just hit the fan?
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Well, that's the thing.
It didn't.
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The kid's
all reasonable now,
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considering he's crazy.
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Well, he's --
I mean, he's not crazy. He --
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he's starting to seem like things
might be getting a little better.
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Well, that's a good thing,
right?
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It's a freakin' miracle.
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Except...
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When it happens
during their, uh...
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Their sacred annual
pilgrimage to Vegas...
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And he goes off
on some granola-munching hike
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in the desert by himself.
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Well, maybe he just needs
some time alone.
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Yeah.
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We all need
to face ourselves sometime.
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Maybe he does.
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Wasn't talking about him.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Excuse me.
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[ Beep ]
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Speak of the devil.
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He's four blocks away?
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[ Chuckles ]
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See? Baby bro
needs you after all.
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[ Horn honking ]
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[ Electricity buzzing ]
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Dean.
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It's okay.
You won't need that.
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Come on.
I thought you were out,
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uh, becoming one
with the land or some crap.
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You got to --
come here.
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All right.
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Now...
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[ Grunts ]
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Hi.
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What is this?
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Uh, apparently, uh,
pink is for loyalty.
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All right,
so, what's the pretext?
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What are we --
uh, wedding crashers, huh?
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We lookin' for some kind
of siren or what?
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No. Nothing like that.
All right, um...
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So, a little sudden.
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But life is short,
so I'll keep this shorter.
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I'm in love.
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And I'm getting married.
[ Chuckles ]
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Say something, like, uh,
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like, "congratulations,"
for example.
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What?
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[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
plays ]
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What the hell?
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Becky?
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Dean.
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I'm so glad
you're here.
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[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
plays ]
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[ Glass shatters, music stops ]
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♪ Supernatural 7x08 ♪
Season 7, Time for a Wedding!
Original Air Date on November 11, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Shouldn't she ask for my
permission or something?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Y-you want her
to ask for my hand?
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How in the --
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[ chuckles ]
How did this happen?
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Short version?
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We -- we -- we met.
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We ate and -- and talked
and fell in love.
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And, you know,
here we are.
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Yeah, I-I guess
I'm all caught up.
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That's -- okay.
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You know what?
Ignoring everything...
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Have you forgotten the average
life-span of your hookups?
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Yeah, but --
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but if anyone knows that,
it's me.
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I mean,
I read every book.
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So, open eyes, you know?
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Open eyes.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Dean, look,
it's simple.
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I-if something good's happening,
I-I got to jump on it --
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now, today, period.
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Okay, "Dead Poets Society."
Fine.
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No offense -- did you make
sure she's even really --
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Salt, holy water,
everything.
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See?
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Not a monster.
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Just the right girl
for your brother.
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Ah.
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That's it.
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The bill.
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I got it.
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You two
do your brother thing.
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Really?!
Superfan ninety-nine?!
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Dean, look.
[ Scoffs ]
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Honest to God, I-I had the exact
same opinion of her as you do.
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But when we got past
the whole book thing,
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I found out t-that she's great
and I was the dick.
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Yeah, you know, speaking
of the whole, uh, book thing...
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Becky randomly shows up
during Vegas week?
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay, um,
what are you trying to say?
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I'm saying maybe she knew
you were gonna be here.
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Maybe, uh, uh, uh,
Chuck wrote about it.
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- Dean, you're paranoid.
- And you're in love?!
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It's been four days, man!
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You know what, Dean?
You know what?
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Um, how about this?
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Becky and I are gonna go up
to her place in Delaware.
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Um, why don't you try and wrap
your dome around this,
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get a little supportive,
then give us a call?
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"First official Tweet
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as Mrs. Becky
Rosen-Winchester."
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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Bobby. Hey, I know you're, uh,
beard-deep in that Oregon nest.
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I am headed to Delaware
to do a little snoop around.
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Sam is there with his wife.
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That's right. You heard me.
His wife.
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Call me.
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I thought we just ate.
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Quick stop.
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Jocelyn:
Well, is that my fault?
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I told you we had tickets
11 times.
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Hi, Jocelyn.
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Let me call you back.
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Just get a sitter.
It's not calculus.
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[ Beep ]
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Yes.
Can I help you?
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It's Becky.
Becky Rosen.
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Ohh!
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"Yechie Becky."
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Ha. Long time ago.
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♪ Yechie Becky ♪
[ Laughs ]
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Ohh!
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Well, you look just the same,
don't you?
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I'm here to R.S.V.P.
for the reunion,
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if it's not too late.
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No, no, there is always room
for one more.
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Actually...
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It's Rosen-Winchester.
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So mark me down
"plus one."
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[ Clears throat ]
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"Jocelyn Caruso
roasted."
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Hi, Guy!
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You're back!
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How was Vegas?
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It was awesome!
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Really?
[ Laughing ] Really?
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Becky: Guy...
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Meet my husband...
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Sam.
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Hey.
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It's an honor
to meet you, Sam.
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Thanks. You too.
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Guy's a really good
friend.
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00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,733
We met in the erotic horror
section at the novel hovel.
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Oh, my God, Becky.
Come on!
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T.M.I.
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00:09:07,621 --> 00:09:08,838
Poor guy's
just met me.
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00:09:08,872 --> 00:09:10,423
No, it's okay.
Nice to meet you.
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00:09:10,457 --> 00:09:12,241
Look,
any friend of Becky's...
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00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:17,013
Anyway, I should,
uh, get back to it,
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or this party's
not gonna happen, right?
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Sure.
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00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:22,135
Guy's an event planner.
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00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:24,437
Reunion season
is very busy for him.
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Hold on one sec?
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One more thing.
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You get my message?
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00:09:31,228 --> 00:09:33,613
Of course.
I thought you'd never ask.
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Give me a hug.
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I swear, if everyone had
a Wiccan in their pocket,
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the world would be
a happier place.
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It is nothing.
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Blessed be, sweetie.
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[ Wipers squeaking ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ The Association's
"Cherish" plays ]
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♪ Bum-bum, bum ♪
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♪ cherish is the word
I use to describe ♪
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Sam: Wow.
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Y-you look n-nice.
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Thanks!
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I was, you know...
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Saving it.
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♪ ...Inside ♪
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♪ bum, bum ♪
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♪ you don't know how many times
I've wished ♪
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To us.
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To us.
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♪ You don't know how many times
I've wished that I could... ♪
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[ Groans ]
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00:11:00,684 --> 00:11:02,852
♪ You don't know how many times
I've wished ♪
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00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,704
Sam?
[ Echoing ] Are you okay?
248
00:11:04,738 --> 00:11:06,372
♪ ...Cherish ♪
249
00:11:06,406 --> 00:11:08,157
Sammy, honey,
what's wrong?
250
00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:10,993
♪ ...As I cherish you ♪
251
00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:15,748
Becky?
252
00:11:15,799 --> 00:11:16,916
W-why am I...
253
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,051
What am I doing here?
254
00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:22,972
[ Grunts ]
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00:11:29,763 --> 00:11:31,647
[ Grunting ]
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00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,487
♪ ...To share your schemes ♪
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00:11:37,521 --> 00:11:40,022
We're celebrating, dear.
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Remember?
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Uh...
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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To us.
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♪ Oh, I'm beginning... ♪
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Feeling better, honey?
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00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,539
♪ ...That man
has never found the words... ♪
265
00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:57,890
Now that I'm with you.
266
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,575
♪ ...Want me ♪
267
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,428
♪ that have the right amount
of letters ♪
268
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:05,014
♪ just the right sound ♪
269
00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:11,837
[ Ball releases, thuds ]
270
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:31,574
Ugh!
271
00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:46,839
[ Ball releases ]
272
00:12:57,295 --> 00:12:59,941
Me being supportive.
273
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:03,644
Congratulations
to you and the missus.
274
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,029
Thanks.
275
00:13:05,063 --> 00:13:07,565
It's a waffle iron.
Nonstick.
276
00:13:07,599 --> 00:13:09,117
Yeah, you just,
uh, you know...
277
00:13:09,151 --> 00:13:11,435
I actually don't know how
to use it. Are we good?
278
00:13:11,453 --> 00:13:12,653
[ Chuckles ]
279
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,957
Good, 'cause I'm sniffing
a case in this town.
280
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,708
The score is...
281
00:13:17,743 --> 00:13:20,044
Guy wins Powerball,
gets squished by a truck...
282
00:13:20,078 --> 00:13:23,848
Second guy went from the bench
to the Majors.
283
00:13:23,882 --> 00:13:25,466
Oh, and one week later,
284
00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:28,252
his face was
the catcher's mitt, huh?
285
00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,471
Becky: Our first thought
was crossroads demons,
286
00:13:30,506 --> 00:13:34,291
but there's that 10-year
time frame on collecting souls.
287
00:13:34,309 --> 00:13:37,795
Then there's cursed object,
like in "Bad day at Black Rock,"
288
00:13:37,813 --> 00:13:40,398
but we haven't been able
to connect the vics yet.
289
00:13:40,432 --> 00:13:42,850
You're working this case...
Together?
290
00:13:42,901 --> 00:13:44,969
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
I know. Right?
291
00:13:44,987 --> 00:13:48,489
I mean, I guess all those
Chuck Shurley books paid off.
292
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:51,025
All right, listen, Cookie, I don't know
what kind of mojo you're working,
293
00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:52,693
but, believe me,
I will find out.
294
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,279
Dean, that's...my wife
you're talking to.
295
00:13:55,313 --> 00:13:57,147
You're not even acting
like yourself, Sam!
296
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,533
How am I not?
297
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:00,201
You married
Becky Rosen!
298
00:14:00,252 --> 00:14:01,953
What are you saying?
299
00:14:01,987 --> 00:14:03,171
I'm a witch?
300
00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:05,122
Or maybe I'm a siren.
301
00:14:05,156 --> 00:14:06,791
Ever occur to you
302
00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:09,093
we're just --
I don't know -- happy?!
303
00:14:10,662 --> 00:14:13,163
Come on, Sam!
304
00:14:13,182 --> 00:14:15,933
Guy wins the lotto,
guy hits the bigs.
305
00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:17,334
All right, obviously,
306
00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:19,270
uh, people's dreams are
coming true in this town.
307
00:14:19,304 --> 00:14:21,389
Don't you think this is
a little bit of a coincidence?
308
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,857
You know what, Dean?
309
00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:25,276
What Becky and I have
is real.
310
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,894
And if you can't accept that,
311
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:28,746
that's your problem,
not ours.
312
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,398
Or maybe
she's part of it.
313
00:14:30,449 --> 00:14:33,534
Because for whatever reason,
you're her dream.
314
00:14:33,569 --> 00:14:36,654
If you really do care about her,
I'd be worried.
315
00:14:36,688 --> 00:14:38,372
Because people who do get
316
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,524
their little fantasies
or whatever
317
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,126
seem to end up dead
pretty quick.
318
00:14:43,161 --> 00:14:44,545
You know,
I went after her, Dean.
319
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,548
Maybe that's
what's bugging you --
320
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,717
that I'm moving on
with my life.
321
00:14:49,751 --> 00:14:51,886
I mean, you took care of me,
and that's great.
322
00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:56,540
But I don't need you
anymore.
323
00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:58,893
[ Sighs ]
324
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:11,072
I don't want another hunter,
Bobby. Why can't you do it?
325
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:14,492
[ Groans ]
326
00:15:14,526 --> 00:15:16,060
Fine.
327
00:15:16,078 --> 00:15:17,328
What's his name?
328
00:15:23,118 --> 00:15:25,036
[ Inhales deeply ]
329
00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:29,373
Sam: Hey.
330
00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:31,242
Uh...
331
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,087
[ Chuckles ]
332
00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:44,355
I got you a present.
333
00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:51,362
His and hers fake I.D.?!
Ohh!
334
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:54,932
Here.
Check this out.
335
00:15:55,817 --> 00:15:58,452
"Junior salesman
leapfrogs to C.E.O.
336
00:15:58,487 --> 00:16:01,289
at Mutual Freedom
Insurance."
337
00:16:01,323 --> 00:16:03,708
You think the C.E.O.
is a lead?
338
00:16:03,742 --> 00:16:06,627
Uh, Becky?
339
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:15,036
This is...
340
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,140
...Beautiful.
341
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,897
So, what do you think
about the C.E.O.?
342
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,235
Let's go pretext him!
343
00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:33,287
[ Giggles ]
344
00:16:33,322 --> 00:16:36,073
[ Indistinct conversations,
laughter ]
345
00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:39,694
♪ La, la, la la la,
la la la la, la, la ♪
346
00:16:39,745 --> 00:16:41,612
[ Man singing in German ]
347
00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:53,924
Garth:
Hey. You Dean?
348
00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,962
[ Slurping ]
349
00:16:57,996 --> 00:17:00,631
Hmm. I thought
you'd be taller.
350
00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:04,518
[ Clears throat ]
351
00:17:04,553 --> 00:17:06,303
I assume Bobby filled you in
on the road.
352
00:17:06,337 --> 00:17:08,305
He told me two things.
353
00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:10,340
One, he's tangling
with a major-league nest
354
00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:11,842
up in Oregon territory.
355
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:13,194
Numero dos,
356
00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:16,280
he said you'd be all,
uh, surly and premenstrual
357
00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:17,865
working with me.
358
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:21,118
But, hey, man,
sticks and stones.
359
00:17:21,153 --> 00:17:22,853
[ Paper rustles ]
360
00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:24,739
Think I found a case.
361
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:26,157
Check the headline.
362
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:28,492
First thing's first.
363
00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:39,303
[ Laughs ]
364
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,557
Oh, Marmaduke,
you're crazy!
365
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:46,844
[ Laughing ]
366
00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:49,597
Are you trying
to humiliate me?
367
00:17:49,648 --> 00:17:52,066
It's Marsha
with an "s-h-a,"
368
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:55,052
not a "c-i-a."
369
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,771
[ Telephone rings ]
370
00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:58,689
Thanks again.
371
00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:02,326
- Hey, is that your --
- Yes.
372
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,745
Awkward.
373
00:18:06,064 --> 00:18:07,231
Hi.
374
00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:09,784
[ Chuckling ] Okay.
375
00:18:09,835 --> 00:18:11,585
So...
376
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,705
So, uh, no point in going in.
Guy's clean.
377
00:18:14,739 --> 00:18:15,873
You sure?
378
00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,925
Yeah. Positive.
Becky grilled him like a pro.
379
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,127
- She's a real natural.
- Huh.
380
00:18:20,178 --> 00:18:22,713
W-what's with
the scrawny guy?
381
00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:25,415
Temp.
382
00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,228
Throw a rock, hit a reporter
these days, eh?
383
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:39,930
[ Chuckles ] Well,
your story's a big deal
384
00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:42,233
over at the, uh,
the Actuarial Insider.
385
00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:43,784
Go ahead. Shoot.
386
00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:44,902
All right.
387
00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:46,570
Uh...
How'd you get the gig?
388
00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:49,323
Board came to me, asked.
Said yes.
389
00:18:49,357 --> 00:18:50,624
Just out of the blue?
390
00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:52,326
Pretty much.
391
00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:55,329
Huh. And, uh, any idea
how the board landed on you
392
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,915
over your supervisors?
393
00:18:57,949 --> 00:19:00,618
Um, they didn't say.
394
00:19:00,652 --> 00:19:02,636
Could you tell us what
specifically excited the board
395
00:19:02,671 --> 00:19:04,788
about your actual
qualifications?
396
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:07,475
Say, fellas,
what's with the third degree?
397
00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:08,843
Garth:
Oh, uh, no offense.
398
00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:10,511
We were just wondering
if you got here
399
00:19:10,562 --> 00:19:11,645
by nefarious means.
400
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,963
Whoa! Garth!
401
00:19:12,981 --> 00:19:13,931
[ Chuckles ]
402
00:19:13,965 --> 00:19:15,699
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
403
00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:19,303
Uh, I-I didn't mean,
of course, uh,
404
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:20,771
corporate backstabbing --
I'm sorry.
405
00:19:20,805 --> 00:19:22,606
I meant more like,
406
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,159
uh, you know,
black magic or hoodoo.
407
00:19:25,193 --> 00:19:27,862
Ha ha ha ha! Ohh!
408
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:30,447
He jokes. He's a --
he's a jokester.
409
00:19:30,481 --> 00:19:31,499
Let's, uh, rewind.
410
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,950
Why don't, uh,
why don't you tell us
411
00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:36,520
what it felt like when
your big dream came true?
412
00:19:39,207 --> 00:19:42,326
Look, on the record,
it's great.
413
00:19:42,344 --> 00:19:43,493
Off the record?
414
00:19:43,512 --> 00:19:44,862
It's not my big dream.
415
00:19:44,896 --> 00:19:47,097
Wait.
You didn't want this job?
416
00:19:47,132 --> 00:19:49,133
Hell, no.
I'm a sales guy.
417
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,467
I was good in sales.
418
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,003
Your secretary's
an idiot.
419
00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:55,055
I'll be at the printers
this afternoon.
420
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,174
All right, dear.
See you at dinner.
421
00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:59,293
Just have the idiot
make a reservation.
422
00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:02,062
Here's a tip -- remind her
she works for the C.E.O.
423
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,848
One more screw-up,
she's fired.
424
00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:08,285
Your, uh, wife seems
pretty stoked
425
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,803
on the promotion,
don't she?
426
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:11,856
Honestly,
I've never seen her happier.
427
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,793
I have no idea how I'm gonna
tell her I have to resign.
428
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:17,494
- The news is just gonna --
- Kill her?
429
00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:25,219
Mrs. Burrows? Hi.
430
00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:26,303
Can I help you?
431
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:27,871
Yes, we're, uh,
we're doing a story
432
00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:29,373
on your husband's
promotion.
433
00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:30,808
Wanted to ask you
a few questions.
434
00:20:30,842 --> 00:20:32,843
I'm sorry. I can't today. If you
schedule it with his girl...
435
00:20:32,877 --> 00:20:34,178
Okay, you know what?
436
00:20:34,212 --> 00:20:37,264
I'm trying to save you
from a really bad accident.
437
00:20:37,315 --> 00:20:39,266
Are you
threatening me?
438
00:20:39,317 --> 00:20:40,651
No.
439
00:20:40,685 --> 00:20:42,770
No, I-I'm pointing out
a pattern.
440
00:20:42,821 --> 00:20:44,188
Why do people keep thinking
I'm threatening them?
441
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:47,324
Because it sounded exactly
like a threat, dude.
442
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,077
Look, for your own good, what
did you do to get him promoted?
443
00:20:50,111 --> 00:20:51,278
[ Chuckles ]
444
00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:53,414
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
445
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,865
Now leave me alone.
446
00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,901
Or do I have to
call security?
447
00:21:01,306 --> 00:21:03,874
Sam: No, no, no,
something's not adding up.
448
00:21:03,908 --> 00:21:07,127
I'm sure
we'll get a break.
449
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,913
"As soon
as we're done working,
450
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:13,717
romantic honeymoon
getaway."
451
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,220
[ Grunts ]
452
00:21:27,399 --> 00:21:29,450
Bring the damn car around.
453
00:21:29,484 --> 00:21:33,287
I'm not walking five blocks
in my heels.
454
00:21:39,327 --> 00:21:40,544
Aaaaah!
455
00:21:44,449 --> 00:21:46,133
You okay?
456
00:21:47,669 --> 00:21:49,336
How did you know?
457
00:21:49,387 --> 00:21:52,339
'Cause you're not the first.
Come on.
458
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,392
You want to tell us
what's up here?
459
00:21:57,679 --> 00:21:59,980
I was having lunch
with friends.
460
00:22:00,015 --> 00:22:01,732
This guy
heard me bitching.
461
00:22:01,766 --> 00:22:03,651
Next thing I know,
he's making me an offer.
462
00:22:03,685 --> 00:22:05,302
An offer?
463
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,305
Craig's job
for my soul.
464
00:22:08,323 --> 00:22:11,575
I know. Hilarious. I mean,
what have I got to lose?
465
00:22:11,609 --> 00:22:13,110
Well, there's
your soul.
466
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:15,812
What kind of demon deal is this?
Timeline's wack.
467
00:22:16,665 --> 00:22:19,116
- What are you talking about? "Demon"?
- Let me back up here.
468
00:22:19,150 --> 00:22:20,868
You made a deal
with a demon
469
00:22:20,919 --> 00:22:22,870
in exchange
for your everlasting.
470
00:22:22,921 --> 00:22:25,372
Except those
are 10-year contracts.
471
00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:26,790
Why's the bill
coming due so fast?
472
00:22:26,824 --> 00:22:28,959
I don't know, but I got a bad
feeling about who's next.
473
00:22:28,993 --> 00:22:30,210
We got to find Sam,
pronto.
474
00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,662
All right, all right, all right.
Uh, here's the plan.
475
00:22:32,681 --> 00:22:33,997
I drop this lady
at my cousin's.
476
00:22:34,015 --> 00:22:35,516
He'll stop anything
trying to get her.
477
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,769
We, uh, find Sam,
hopefully fix this,
478
00:22:38,803 --> 00:22:41,004
everybody's home in time
for "America's Got Talent."
479
00:22:41,022 --> 00:22:42,439
Now, you --
you'll be living
480
00:22:42,474 --> 00:22:44,341
with a triracial
paraplegic sniper
481
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,510
until this all
blows over, okay?
482
00:22:47,812 --> 00:22:49,229
Becky:
Guy, where are you?
483
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:50,948
We need to meet up, fast!
484
00:22:50,982 --> 00:22:52,900
[ Groaning ]
I'm losing Sam.
485
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:54,851
Becky...
486
00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:56,403
W-what's --
what's happening?
487
00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,523
Don't you remember?
We're married.
488
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,208
Oh, g--
489
00:23:01,242 --> 00:23:03,410
I'm calling Dean.
490
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,232
[ Inhales deeply ]
491
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,484
[ Groans ]
492
00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:27,406
Sam, do you feel
concussion-y?
493
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,241
How many fingers
am I holding up?
494
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,993
Where am I?
What the hell's going on?
495
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,245
Sam...
Just calm down.
496
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,614
Calm down?!
You hogtied me t--
497
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,284
Becky, why -- why am I not
wearing any pants?
498
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,453
- They're very constricting.
- Ohh!
499
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,956
Don't worry.
I didn't do anything weird.
500
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,156
I was helping.
501
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,708
Let me go. Now!
502
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,493
Are you thirsty?
503
00:23:48,544 --> 00:23:51,046
Or do you need
a bottle...
504
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,464
To, you know, tinkle?
505
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,099
It's okay if you do.
I can help.
506
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,183
[ Groans ]
507
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,052
[ Beeping ]
Finally!
508
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,937
Wait. What? Wait. Becky?
Becky. Hey, hey, don't!
509
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,672
Don't! Becky!
510
00:24:02,892 --> 00:24:04,860
Where have you been?!
511
00:24:04,928 --> 00:24:06,862
I got your messages.
Problem?
512
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,363
Big problem.
513
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:10,348
I'm at my parents' cabin.
514
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,734
I've got Sam tied to a bed.
515
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,737
I'm out of elixir.
I need a refill, okay?
516
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,873
This isn't the honeymoon
I had in mind.
517
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,208
Well, some of it is,
but not in this context.
518
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,794
And is it just me, or is this stuff
wearing off faster and faster?!
519
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:25,030
Becky...Breathe.
520
00:24:25,081 --> 00:24:27,049
[ Breathing deeply ]
521
00:24:29,085 --> 00:24:32,754
Do you know we haven't even
consummated our marriage?
522
00:24:34,257 --> 00:24:36,224
We were taking it slow
'cause true love is forever,
523
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:39,311
but everything
just feels weird now.
524
00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,546
All right.
Meet me in an hour.
525
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,316
[ Beep ]
526
00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,102
So you dosed me
with a love potion.
527
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,887
- How --
- Thin walls.
528
00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,722
[ Sighs ]
529
00:24:50,773 --> 00:24:52,057
Look...
530
00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:54,192
Yes, I used
a social lubricant to --
531
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,393
You roofied me!
532
00:24:55,445 --> 00:24:58,330
A roofie? I'd never.
533
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,916
We had a great time
together.
534
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,084
You were happy.
535
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,235
Oh, yeah.
I'm thrilled.
536
00:25:04,287 --> 00:25:05,871
I have to go.
537
00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,290
You know your pal Guy is the one
icing all those people, right?
538
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:10,676
No, he's not.
539
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,127
Oh, so he's not a witch?
540
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,546
[ Sighs ] No.
541
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,515
He's just a wiccan.
542
00:25:16,582 --> 00:25:18,383
Wiccans are good,
like Glinda of Oz.
543
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,468
You're not this stupid,
Becky.
544
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,254
Whatever
is killing people...
545
00:25:23,306 --> 00:25:24,523
It's something else.
546
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,024
It's never
something else.
547
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:29,144
When are there ever two crazy
things in town at the same time?
548
00:25:29,212 --> 00:25:32,114
Guy's the creep,
and you're on his list.
549
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:34,950
No. He's my friend.
550
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,085
No, he's your dealer.
551
00:25:37,153 --> 00:25:38,487
Look, I don't know
552
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,655
how much he's charging you
for that Spanish fly --
553
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,908
Nothing!
He gives it to me.
554
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,160
And he said
it wouldn't even work
555
00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:47,412
unless you already loved me,
deep down.
556
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,630
It just activates it.
557
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,133
So you think I love you?
558
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,252
Deep, deep down?
559
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:55,804
Then untie me.
560
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,260
No. No!
561
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,396
You're still working
through your emotions.
562
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,647
[ Muffled shouting ]
563
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,015
I love you, too!
564
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,101
[ Groans ]
565
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,073
On the table,
next to the nametags.
566
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,877
Guy.
567
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,697
Why don't you
take a seat?
568
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,035
Tough day?
[ Sighs ]
569
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,088
Okay.
570
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,174
We can cut right to it
if you like.
571
00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:37,963
Ah.
572
00:26:39,715 --> 00:26:41,183
Let's talk price.
573
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,884
What?
574
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,486
Well, we're a little past
the freebie stage,
575
00:26:44,554 --> 00:26:45,537
don't you think?
576
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,524
But I thought
we were besties.
577
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:52,811
[ Chuckling ]
Ohh, honey.
578
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,781
That is so depressingly
"Becky."
579
00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,016
I mean, it's --
you're so pathetic,
580
00:26:58,067 --> 00:27:00,952
it actually loops back
around again to cute.
581
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:04,156
Okay.
You want me to pay, fine.
582
00:27:04,207 --> 00:27:06,074
Do you accept
personal checks?
583
00:27:06,142 --> 00:27:07,409
No.
584
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,045
But I will take
your soul.
585
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,031
You're a crossroads demon.
586
00:27:13,082 --> 00:27:14,365
Bingo, bango!
587
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,469
[ Laughs ]
588
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:22,340
I love reunions.
589
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,009
The desperation!
590
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:25,877
These schlubs will sign
on the dotted line
591
00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:29,481
for money, power, hair --
592
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:31,183
whatever it takes
to impress
593
00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:33,935
the nostalgically bangable
head cheerleader.
594
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,055
Sam was right.
595
00:27:37,106 --> 00:27:39,107
You killed those people.
596
00:27:39,192 --> 00:27:40,391
But for legal reasons,
597
00:27:40,443 --> 00:27:42,393
let's just say they had...
598
00:27:42,445 --> 00:27:44,863
unfortunate accidents.
599
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,700
So, what,
I hand over my soul,
600
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,568
and the next day
a piano falls on my head?
601
00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:52,754
No, I'd never
do that to you.
602
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,673
I promise.
603
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:55,924
I'm not stupid.
604
00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,459
But you are special.
605
00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,344
I am?
606
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,579
Hey.
607
00:28:01,631 --> 00:28:04,249
I wasn't thrilled
to see your new hubby
608
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,251
was Sam freakin'
Winchester.
609
00:28:06,302 --> 00:28:07,769
I mean, if he knew
610
00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:09,304
that I was here talking to you,
I mean, he'd probably --
611
00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,388
Gank your ass.
612
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,973
Yes!
613
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,792
And I'm very protective
of my ass.
614
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,778
It's one
of my best features.
615
00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:23,785
Becky, I'm prepared to offer you
a one-time-only deal.
616
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:25,253
Not 10 years.
617
00:28:25,321 --> 00:28:26,821
25.
618
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,792
No pianos, guaranteed.
619
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:31,993
Just Sam.
620
00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,113
For my soul.
621
00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:37,299
And your promise to not breathe
a word about this
622
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:38,800
to the Winchesters,
623
00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,302
and I'll be
on my merry way.
624
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:44,422
No one gets a deal
like this, Becky.
625
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,092
Not Kings, not Popes.
626
00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:48,476
I snap my fingers,
627
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,645
and Sam will love you
for the rest of your life.
628
00:28:57,687 --> 00:28:59,487
I think I'll have
that drink now.
629
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,658
[ Lock clicks ]
630
00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,119
[ Door closes ]
631
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,968
Anything?
632
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:33,671
Uh, she's got
11 Twitter...Ers.
633
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,026
Last post --
634
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:40,511
"Going on romantic trip
with hubster!!!"
635
00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:41,947
Three exclamation points.
636
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:45,450
I guess
she got excited.
637
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,819
That look romantic
to you?
638
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,571
Oh, hell, no.
639
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,573
But I got this thing
about fish.
640
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:53,408
Dead eyes, man.
641
00:30:02,385 --> 00:30:03,368
Huh.
642
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,484
[ Door opens ]
643
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,803
Well...
644
00:30:21,871 --> 00:30:24,773
This is not how I imagined
spending my reunion.
645
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,274
[ Muffled talking ]
646
00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:28,943
I was gonna show you off --
647
00:30:29,028 --> 00:30:31,613
not that anyone actually knows
who you are.
648
00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:35,750
"Supernatural" is not
exactly popular, but...
649
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,068
You're tall...
650
00:30:37,119 --> 00:30:40,255
and nice and...
651
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,041
...they'd all think
I was happy.
652
00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:44,292
[ Muffled talking ]
653
00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,797
You're mad. I get it.
654
00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:50,515
But...
655
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,019
[ Sighs ]
656
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,887
[ Grunts ]
Can we talk?
657
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:57,389
[ Groans ]
658
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,756
I know
you don't love me.
659
00:30:58,808 --> 00:30:59,858
[ Muffled talking ]
660
00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:01,326
I know what I am, okay?
661
00:31:02,445 --> 00:31:05,313
I'm a loser.
662
00:31:05,398 --> 00:31:07,232
In school, in life.
663
00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,402
Guess that's why
I like you so much.
664
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:11,703
[ Muffled ]
What?!
665
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,604
I mean,
not that you're a loser,
666
00:31:13,656 --> 00:31:15,657
but you had that whole
character arc
667
00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,826
about being a freak,
and...
668
00:31:17,910 --> 00:31:19,494
I can relate.
669
00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:21,129
[ Groans ]
670
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,498
Honestly...
671
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:25,417
The only place
people understood me
672
00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:26,835
was the message boards.
673
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:30,221
They were grumpy
and overly literal,
674
00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:34,225
but at least we shared
a common passion.
675
00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:36,227
And I'll take it,
you know?
676
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:38,146
Then I met you guys --
677
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,850
the real Sam and Dean.
678
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,601
And I started
dating Chuck.
679
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:46,855
And everything was...
680
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:49,357
Amazing.
681
00:31:50,526 --> 00:31:52,360
[ Sighs ]
682
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,830
But you left,
683
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,983
and Chuck dumped me.
684
00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:01,652
I think I intimidated him
with my vibrant sexuality.
685
00:32:01,704 --> 00:32:03,204
[ Muffled talking ]
686
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:04,789
I just want someone
who loves me for me!
687
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,990
Is that too much to ask?
688
00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:08,326
[ Muffled talking ]
689
00:32:08,377 --> 00:32:09,961
[ Sighs ]
690
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,429
What?
691
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,715
[ Groans ]
692
00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:16,768
If you want somebody
to love you for you,
693
00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:18,219
maybe don't drug them.
694
00:32:18,304 --> 00:32:20,671
But I want you!
695
00:32:20,723 --> 00:32:23,558
And this is the only way!
696
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:24,559
Becky.
697
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:29,180
Becky,
you're better than this.
698
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:33,067
That's sweet, but...
699
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,203
I'm not so sure.
700
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,991
[ Indistinct conversations ]
701
00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:43,694
Becks!
702
00:32:43,746 --> 00:32:45,246
You missed the party.
703
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,966
Yeah. Well...
704
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,200
Weird night.
705
00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:51,920
So, what are we thinking?
706
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,224
Okay.
707
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,311
I'm in.
708
00:33:11,124 --> 00:33:12,625
You're making
the right choice.
709
00:33:12,692 --> 00:33:14,577
I know.
710
00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:18,530
So...
711
00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,115
We seal the deal
with a kiss?
712
00:33:20,183 --> 00:33:21,767
Exactly.
713
00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:22,835
Pucker up,
sweetheart.
714
00:33:26,806 --> 00:33:28,674
I'm not
your sweetheart!
715
00:33:31,478 --> 00:33:33,095
Blueberry vodka.
716
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:35,347
The answer to all
of life's problems.
717
00:33:35,398 --> 00:33:36,765
You see that, Sam?!
718
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,484
I did it
just like we said!
719
00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:40,769
I am awesome! I --
720
00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,055
I'll be over here.
721
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:44,907
Guy:
Dean Winchester.
722
00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:46,408
This is really thrilling.
723
00:33:46,493 --> 00:33:47,660
Hey, can I have
your autograph?
724
00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:51,413
Sure.
725
00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:54,233
Yeah, I'll, uh, carve it
into your spleen.
726
00:33:55,835 --> 00:33:56,835
So, how you running
your little scam?
727
00:33:58,571 --> 00:34:00,923
Well,
how do you mean, Dean?
728
00:34:00,991 --> 00:34:04,093
Signing 10-year deals,
snuffing 'em that week.
729
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,511
Well, I would never.
No.
730
00:34:05,579 --> 00:34:06,845
Rules of the road --
731
00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,297
can't lay a hair
on any of my clients.
732
00:34:08,365 --> 00:34:10,082
Right.
So how you cheating it?
733
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:12,918
I'm not a cheater.
I'm an innovator.
734
00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:17,189
It's called a loophole,
you moron.
735
00:34:18,775 --> 00:34:20,976
Yes, when a person
bargains away his soul,
736
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:24,163
he gets a decade,
technically.
737
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:25,264
But accidents happen.
738
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,485
So you're arranging "accidents"
and collecting early?
739
00:34:29,569 --> 00:34:31,937
Oh, please.
White gloves.
740
00:34:32,038 --> 00:34:33,956
I don't get my hands dirty.
741
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,459
That's why it's important
to have a capable intern.
742
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:50,005
What time did I ask you
to be here?!
743
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:03,269
Exorcizamus te,
omnis --
744
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,574
Becky...Run!
745
00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:15,948
[ Gasping ]
746
00:35:23,506 --> 00:35:24,423
[ Gasps ]
747
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:27,259
[ Groaning ]
748
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,130
Whoa.
749
00:35:43,443 --> 00:35:46,011
How many deals you got cooking
in this town, Madoff?
750
00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:47,563
15.
751
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,315
Yeah, well,
call them off,
752
00:35:49,366 --> 00:35:52,234
or I'll cut my own loophole
in your throat.
753
00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,569
Oh, crap.
754
00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:55,988
Yeah, you said it.
You're in a world --
755
00:35:56,039 --> 00:35:57,873
Crowley: Hello, boys.
756
00:35:57,957 --> 00:35:59,708
Oh, crap.
757
00:36:02,712 --> 00:36:06,799
Sam, mazel tov.
Who's the lucky lady?
758
00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:08,917
You're Crowley!
759
00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:11,337
And you're --
760
00:36:11,388 --> 00:36:14,757
well, I'm sure you have
a wonderful personality, dear.
761
00:36:14,841 --> 00:36:16,225
Dean:
Ah, another step,
762
00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:18,644
and I'll Colombian necktie
your little friend here.
763
00:36:18,712 --> 00:36:21,146
Please, don't let him
get off that easy.
764
00:36:21,214 --> 00:36:23,548
Sir, I don't think
that you --
765
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,819
I know exactly
what you've been doing.
766
00:36:26,886 --> 00:36:30,239
A little birdie named Jackson
sold you out,
767
00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,858
e-mailed all the juicy deets
to my suggestion box.
768
00:36:35,328 --> 00:36:36,662
I assume...
769
00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:38,747
That's my whistle-blower?
770
00:36:41,684 --> 00:36:44,370
Shame. Had a future.
771
00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:47,256
Unfortunately, you don't.
772
00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,508
I was just --
there's only one rule --
773
00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:52,428
make a deal, keep it.
774
00:36:52,512 --> 00:36:54,413
Well, technically,
I didn't --
775
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:56,265
there's a reason we don't
call our chits in early --
776
00:36:56,349 --> 00:36:57,749
consumer confidence.
777
00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,252
This isn't Wall Street!
This is hell!
778
00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:02,554
We have a little something
called integrity.
779
00:37:02,605 --> 00:37:04,390
This gets out,
who'll deal with us? Nobody!
780
00:37:04,441 --> 00:37:05,590
Then where are we?!
781
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,110
I don't know.
782
00:37:08,194 --> 00:37:10,045
That's right. You don't.
783
00:37:10,113 --> 00:37:12,781
Because you're a stupid,
shortsighted little prat.
784
00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:14,983
Now, hand
the jackass over.
785
00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:16,535
I'll cancel
every deal he's made.
786
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:17,986
What are you gonna do
with him?
787
00:37:18,071 --> 00:37:19,271
Make an example of him.
788
00:37:23,293 --> 00:37:25,294
Fair trade, right?
789
00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:27,379
We all go
our separate ways.
790
00:37:27,447 --> 00:37:28,613
No harm done.
791
00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:30,466
What, out of the goodness
of your heart?
792
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:32,885
Years of demons
nipping at your heels,
793
00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:34,453
haven't seen one for months.
Wonder why?
794
00:37:34,504 --> 00:37:36,472
We've been
a little busy.
795
00:37:36,556 --> 00:37:38,757
Hunting Leviathan --
yes, I know.
796
00:37:38,808 --> 00:37:42,594
That's why I told my lads
to stay clear of you meatheads.
797
00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,866
So, what do you know
about --
798
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:50,569
too much.
You met that dick yet?
799
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,605
Smuggest tub of goo
since Mussolini.
800
00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:55,941
I hate the bastards.
801
00:37:55,992 --> 00:37:57,826
Squash 'em all, please.
802
00:37:57,911 --> 00:37:58,911
I'll stay clear.
803
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,164
Rip up the contracts
first.
804
00:38:02,248 --> 00:38:03,449
[ Fingers snap ]
805
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,700
Done...And done.
806
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:08,420
Your turn.
807
00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:10,622
No, no, no, no.
Let --
808
00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:17,062
Pleasure, gentlemen.
809
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,097
[ Garth groans ]
810
00:38:21,384 --> 00:38:23,685
What'd I miss?
811
00:38:35,432 --> 00:38:37,800
It...
812
00:38:37,851 --> 00:38:40,686
It wasn't all bad,
right?
813
00:38:43,773 --> 00:38:46,709
Okay,
y-you did save my life,
814
00:38:46,776 --> 00:38:49,111
and for that, thanks.
815
00:38:49,179 --> 00:38:51,513
So, I'll see you again?
816
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,868
Yeah, probably not.
817
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:12,084
Becky, look.
818
00:39:12,169 --> 00:39:14,369
You're not a loser, okay?
819
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:17,389
You're a good person,
a-and you've got...
820
00:39:17,474 --> 00:39:21,376
A lot of...
821
00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:22,845
E-energy.
822
00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:26,365
So, you know, just do your
thing, whatever that is,
823
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:29,151
and the right guy
will find you.
824
00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:42,014
No.
825
00:39:42,082 --> 00:39:44,083
No.
826
00:39:48,672 --> 00:39:51,924
Well, buddy,
I got to say, man --
827
00:39:52,008 --> 00:39:54,460
you, uh...
You don't suck.
828
00:39:54,544 --> 00:39:56,345
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
829
00:39:56,412 --> 00:39:59,348
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
830
00:40:02,135 --> 00:40:04,053
Well...
831
00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:08,107
Ohh.
832
00:40:08,191 --> 00:40:11,443
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
All right, that's --
833
00:40:11,528 --> 00:40:13,095
thank you.
[ Clears throat ]
834
00:40:17,534 --> 00:40:19,818
Take care.
835
00:40:19,903 --> 00:40:21,787
[ Vehicle door opens, closes ]
836
00:40:21,871 --> 00:40:23,438
- Aw, you made a friend.
- Unh-unh.
837
00:40:23,490 --> 00:40:24,873
[ Engine turns over ]
838
00:40:29,946 --> 00:40:31,413
Look, man, uh...
839
00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:33,332
[ Clears throat ]
840
00:40:33,416 --> 00:40:35,284
...When I was all dosed up,
I-I said some crap.
841
00:40:35,335 --> 00:40:38,087
Oh, you mean, she --
she wasn't your soul mate?
842
00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:39,471
Shut up.
843
00:40:39,556 --> 00:40:42,007
I mean, I do need you
watching my back.
844
00:40:42,092 --> 00:40:43,225
Obviously.
845
00:40:43,293 --> 00:40:46,128
Yeah, when, uh,
crazy groupies attack.
846
00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:47,179
You know what I mean.
847
00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,682
You know,
I got to say, man...
848
00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:52,434
For a wackjob,
you really pulled it together.
849
00:40:52,485 --> 00:40:55,154
That's the nicest thing
anyone's said to me.
850
00:40:55,238 --> 00:40:58,307
[ Chuckles ] Look,
don't be too impressed, man.
851
00:40:58,358 --> 00:40:59,908
It's still a Denver scramble
up here.
852
00:40:59,976 --> 00:41:01,643
I just know my way
around the plate now.
853
00:41:01,695 --> 00:41:05,114
I'm just saying.
854
00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:08,250
It's stupid to think that you
need me around all the time.
855
00:41:08,318 --> 00:41:10,152
You're a grown-up.
856
00:41:10,203 --> 00:41:11,754
Right.
857
00:41:12,822 --> 00:41:15,457
You're a hike-in-the-desert,
hippie-douche grown-up.
858
00:41:15,508 --> 00:41:17,960
Dude, I was camping.
You camp.
859
00:41:18,011 --> 00:41:20,296
Yeah, whatever.
Hippie.
860
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:22,164
You know what, though?
Seriously?
861
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,350
- It might be nice.
- What?
862
00:41:24,434 --> 00:41:26,702
I mean, you basically
have been looking out for me
863
00:41:26,770 --> 00:41:27,970
your whole life.
864
00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:31,640
Now you finally get to take care
of yourself.
865
00:41:31,691 --> 00:41:33,192
[ Chuckles ]
About time, huh?
866
00:41:33,276 --> 00:41:35,728
Yeah.
867
00:41:35,812 --> 00:41:37,012
Right.
868
00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:39,014
[ Car door closes ]
869
00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,318
[ Engine turns over ]
870
00:41:47,326 --> 00:41:51,326
== sync, corrected by elderman ==