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You can't just look me in the
face and tell me you're fine.
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You're not sleeping,
you drink for the record.
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Just be honest with me.
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How are those
the actions of someone
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who knows
they did the right thing?
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You lied to me,
and you killed my friend.
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Dean: Killing Amy
was not wrong.
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You couldn't do it,
so I did.
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You know, I can't even
be around you right now.
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You might as well bite
the bullet and work
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with me on this one.
I don't know if I can.
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I'm just saying, let's try
and stop the killings.
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That's your stuff.
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Yeah. Yeah.
I figured we' take one car.
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Look, you know what.
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You were right, about Amy.
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I get why you did it.
You were just trying
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to make sure no else got hurt.
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"Supernatural."
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You're saying
this is a book?
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Books.
It was a series.
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Didn't sell
a lot of copies, though.
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Chuck, I am
your number-one fan.
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But I know that "Supernatural"
is just a book, okay?
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Becky, it's all real.
I knew it!
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- You okay, lady?
- Is it really you?
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[ Breathing shakily ]
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- Can you... Quit touching me?
- No.
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Um...
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[ Indistinct conversations,
rock music plays ]
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Kelly: [ Laughs ] Okay,
you won't believe it.
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People think I just say it
to get a bigger tip.
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Try me.
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Fine.
I'm in grad school.
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See? Okay?
There's a look.
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[ Laughing ]
Okay? Stop.
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No, this is my
"I dig smart chicks" look.
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Now, if they, uh,
if they wore that, I...
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I wouldn't have
dropped out of school.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So, what's your deal?
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You came in here looking like
somebody shot your puppy.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, things are looking up
now that your shift's over.
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All right.
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Uh, here's the deal.
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I have this friend.
He's got this younger brother.
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Right?
Cannon's a little loose.
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You know, his reactor blew
a while back.
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It's not good. Um...
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My friend -- he's, uh...
He's kind of been sitting,
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waiting to see
if he goes guano again.
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And I assume
it just hit the fan?
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Well, that's the thing.
It didn't.
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The kid's
all reasonable now,
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considering he's crazy.
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Well, he's --
I mean, he's not crazy. He --
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he's starting to seem like things
might be getting a little better.
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Well, that's a good thing,
right?
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It's a freakin' miracle.
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Except...
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When it happens
during their, uh...
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Their sacred annual
pilgrimage to Vegas...
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And he goes off
on some granola-munching hike
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in the desert by himself.
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Well, maybe he just needs
some time alone.
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Yeah.
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We all need
to face ourselves sometime.
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Maybe he does.
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Wasn't talking about him.
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Excuse me.
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[ Beep ]
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Speak of the devil.
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He's four blocks away?
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[ Chuckles ]
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See? Baby bro
needs you after all.
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[ Horn honking ]
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[ Electricity buzzing ]
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Dean.
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It's okay.
You won't need that.
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Come on.
I thought you were out,
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uh, becoming one
with the land or some crap.
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You got to --
come here.
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All right.
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Now...
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[ Grunts ]
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Hi.
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What is this?
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Uh, apparently, uh,
pink is for loyalty.
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All right,
so, what's the pretext?
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What are we --
uh, wedding crashers, huh?
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We lookin' for some kind
of siren or what?
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No. Nothing like that.
All right, um...
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So, a little sudden.
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But life is short,
so I'll keep this shorter.
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I'm in love.
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And I'm getting married.
[ Chuckles ]
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Say something, like, uh,
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like, "congratulations,"
for example.
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What?
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[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
plays ]
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What the hell?
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Becky?
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Dean.
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I'm so glad
you're here.
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[ Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"
plays ]
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[ Glass shatters, music stops ]
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♪ Supernatural 7x08 ♪
Season 7, Time for a Wedding!
Original Air Date on November 11, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Shouldn't she ask for my
permission or something?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Y-you want her
to ask for my hand?
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How in the --
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[ chuckles ]
How did this happen?
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Short version?
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We -- we -- we met.
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We ate and -- and talked
and fell in love.
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And, you know,
here we are.
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Yeah, I-I guess
I'm all caught up.
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That's -- okay.
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You know what?
Ignoring everything...
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Have you forgotten the average
life-span of your hookups?
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Yeah, but --
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but if anyone knows that,
it's me.
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I mean,
I read every book.
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So, open eyes, you know?
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Open eyes.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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Dean, look,
it's simple.
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I-if something good's happening,
I-I got to jump on it --
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now, today, period.
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Okay, "Dead Poets Society."
Fine.
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No offense -- did you make
sure she's even really --
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Salt, holy water,
everything.
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See?
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Not a monster.
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Just the right girl
for your brother.
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Ah.
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That's it.
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The bill.
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I got it.
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You two
do your brother thing.
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Really?!
Superfan ninety-nine?!
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Dean, look.
[ Scoffs ]
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Honest to God, I-I had the exact
same opinion of her as you do.
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But when we got past
the whole book thing,
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I found out t-that she's great
and I was the dick.
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Yeah, you know, speaking
of the whole, uh, book thing...
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Becky randomly shows up
during Vegas week?
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay, um,
what are you trying to say?
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I'm saying maybe she knew
you were gonna be here.
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Maybe, uh, uh, uh,
Chuck wrote about it.
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- Dean, you're paranoid.
- And you're in love?!
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It's been four days, man!
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You know what, Dean?
You know what?
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Um, how about this?
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Becky and I are gonna go up
to her place in Delaware.
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Um, why don't you try and wrap
your dome around this,
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get a little supportive,
then give us a call?
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"First official Tweet
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as Mrs. Becky
Rosen-Winchester."
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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Bobby. Hey, I know you're, uh,
beard-deep in that Oregon nest.
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I am headed to Delaware
to do a little snoop around.
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Sam is there with his wife.
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That's right. You heard me.
His wife.
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Call me.
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I thought we just ate.
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Quick stop.
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Jocelyn:
Well, is that my fault?
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I told you we had tickets
11 times.
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Hi, Jocelyn.
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Let me call you back.
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Just get a sitter.
It's not calculus.
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[ Beep ]
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Yes.
Can I help you?
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It's Becky.
Becky Rosen.
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Ohh!
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"Yechie Becky."
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Ha. Long time ago.
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♪ Yechie Becky ♪
[ Laughs ]
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Ohh!
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Well, you look just the same,
don't you?
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I'm here to R.S.V.P.
for the reunion,
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if it's not too late.
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No, no, there is always room
for one more.
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Actually...
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It's Rosen-Winchester.
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So mark me down
"plus one."
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[ Clears throat ]
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"Jocelyn Caruso
roasted."
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Hi, Guy!
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You're back!
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How was Vegas?
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It was awesome!
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Really?
[ Laughing ] Really?
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Becky: Guy...
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Meet my husband...
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Sam.
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Hey.
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It's an honor
to meet you, Sam.
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Thanks. You too.
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00:09:00,511 --> 00:09:02,245
Guy's a really good
friend.
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00:09:02,263 --> 00:09:04,414
We met in the erotic horror
section at the novel hovel.
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00:09:04,432 --> 00:09:06,800
Oh, my God, Becky.
Come on!
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T.M.I.
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00:09:08,302 --> 00:09:09,519
Poor guy's
just met me.
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00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,104
No, it's okay.
Nice to meet you.
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00:09:11,138 --> 00:09:12,922
Look,
any friend of Becky's...
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00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:17,694
Anyway, I should,
uh, get back to it,
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or this party's
not gonna happen, right?
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Sure.
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00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:22,816
Guy's an event planner.
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00:09:22,867 --> 00:09:25,118
Reunion season
is very busy for him.
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Hold on one sec?
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One more thing.
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You get my message?
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00:09:31,909 --> 00:09:34,294
Of course.
I thought you'd never ask.
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Give me a hug.
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00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:42,052
I swear, if everyone had
a Wiccan in their pocket,
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the world would be
a happier place.
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It is nothing.
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Blessed be, sweetie.
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[ Wipers squeaking ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:29,999
[ The Association's
"Cherish" plays ]
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♪ Bum-bum, bum ♪
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♪ cherish is the word
I use to describe ♪
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Sam: Wow.
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Y-you look n-nice.
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Thanks!
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I was, you know...
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Saving it.
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♪ ...Inside ♪
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♪ bum, bum ♪
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♪ you don't know how many times
I've wished ♪
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To us.
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To us.
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♪ You don't know how many times
I've wished that I could... ♪
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[ Groans ]
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00:11:01,365 --> 00:11:03,533
♪ You don't know how many times
I've wished ♪
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00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:05,385
Sam?
[ Echoing ] Are you okay?
248
00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:07,053
♪ ...Cherish ♪
249
00:11:07,087 --> 00:11:08,838
Sammy, honey,
what's wrong?
250
00:11:08,872 --> 00:11:11,674
♪ ...As I cherish you ♪
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00:11:15,062 --> 00:11:16,429
Becky?
252
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,597
W-why am I...
253
00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,732
What am I doing here?
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00:11:21,602 --> 00:11:23,653
[ Grunts ]
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00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:32,328
[ Grunting ]
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00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:38,168
♪ ...To share your schemes ♪
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We're celebrating, Dear.
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Remember?
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00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,258
Uh...
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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To us.
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♪ Oh, I'm beginning... ♪
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Feeling better, honey?
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00:11:54,301 --> 00:11:57,220
♪ ...That man
has never found the words... ♪
265
00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:58,571
Now that I'm with you.
266
00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:00,256
♪ ...Want me ♪
267
00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:03,109
♪ that have the right amount
of letters ♪
268
00:12:03,143 --> 00:12:05,695
♪ just the right sound ♪
269
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:12,518
[ Ball releases, thuds ]
270
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:32,255
Ugh!
271
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:47,520
[ Ball releases ]
272
00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:02,922
Me being supportive.
273
00:13:02,923 --> 00:13:06,625
Congratulations
to you and the missus.
274
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,010
Thanks.
275
00:13:08,044 --> 00:13:10,546
It's a waffle iron.
Nonstick.
276
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,098
Yeah, you just,
uh, you know...
277
00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:14,416
I actually don't know how
to use it. Are we good?
278
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:15,634
[ Chuckles ]
279
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:18,938
Good, 'cause I'm sniffing
a case in this town.
280
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,689
The score is...
281
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:23,025
Guy wins Powerball,
gets squished by a truck...
282
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:26,829
Second guy went from the bench
to the Majors.
283
00:13:26,863 --> 00:13:28,447
Oh, and one week later,
284
00:13:28,482 --> 00:13:31,233
his face was
the catcher's mitt, huh?
285
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,452
Becky: Our first thought
was crossroads demons,
286
00:13:33,487 --> 00:13:37,272
but there's that 10-year
time frame on collecting souls.
287
00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:40,776
Then there's cursed object,
like in "Bad day at Black Rock,"
288
00:13:40,794 --> 00:13:43,379
but we haven't been able
to connect the vics yet.
289
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,831
You're working this case...
Together?
290
00:13:45,882 --> 00:13:47,950
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
I know. Right?
291
00:13:47,968 --> 00:13:51,470
I mean, I guess all those
Chuck Shurley books paid off.
292
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:54,006
All right, listen, Cookie, I don't know
what kind of mojo you're working,
293
00:13:54,057 --> 00:13:55,674
but, believe me,
I will find out.
294
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:58,260
Dean, that's...my wife
you're talking to.
295
00:13:58,294 --> 00:14:00,128
You're not even acting
like yourself, Sam!
296
00:14:00,147 --> 00:14:01,514
How am I not?
297
00:14:01,565 --> 00:14:03,182
You married
Becky Rosen!
298
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,934
What are you saying?
299
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:06,152
I'm a witch?
300
00:14:06,186 --> 00:14:08,103
Or maybe I'm a siren.
301
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:09,772
Ever occur to you
302
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:12,074
we're just --
I don't know -- happy?!
303
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,144
Come on, Sam!
304
00:14:16,163 --> 00:14:18,914
Guy wins the lotto,
guy hits the bigs.
305
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,315
All right, obviously,
306
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,251
uh, people's dreams are
coming true in this town.
307
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,370
Don't you think this is
a little bit of a coincidence?
308
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:25,838
You know what, Dean?
309
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:28,257
What Becky and I have
is real.
310
00:14:28,291 --> 00:14:29,875
And if you can't accept that,
311
00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:31,727
that's your problem,
not ours.
312
00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:33,379
Or maybe
she's part of it.
313
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:36,515
Because for whatever reason,
you're her dream.
314
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:39,635
If you really do care about her,
I'd be worried.
315
00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,353
Because people who do get
316
00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:43,505
their little fantasies
or whatever
317
00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:45,107
seem to end up dead
pretty quick.
318
00:14:46,142 --> 00:14:47,526
You know,
I went after her, Dean.
319
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:50,529
Maybe that's
what's bugging you --
320
00:14:50,564 --> 00:14:52,698
that I'm moving on
with my life.
321
00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:54,867
I mean, you took care of me,
and that's great.
322
00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:59,521
But I don't need you
anymore.
323
00:14:59,539 --> 00:15:01,874
[ Sighs ]
324
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:14,053
I don't want another hunter,
Bobby. Why can't you do it?
325
00:15:16,006 --> 00:15:17,473
[ Groans ]
326
00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,041
Fine.
327
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:20,309
What's his name?
328
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,017
[ Inhales deeply ]
329
00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:32,354
Sam: Hey.
330
00:15:32,388 --> 00:15:34,223
Uh...
331
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,068
[ Chuckles ]
332
00:15:46,086 --> 00:15:47,336
I got you a present.
333
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,343
His and hers fake I.D.?!
Ohh!
334
00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:57,913
Here.
Check this out.
335
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:01,433
"Junior salesman
leapfrogs to C.E.O.
336
00:16:01,468 --> 00:16:04,270
at Mutual Freedom
Insurance."
337
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:06,689
You think the C.E.O.
is a lead?
338
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:09,608
Uh, Becky?
339
00:16:16,483 --> 00:16:18,017
This is...
340
00:16:21,071 --> 00:16:22,121
...Beautiful.
341
00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:29,878
So, what do you think
about the C.E.O.?
342
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:34,216
Let's go pretext him!
343
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,268
[ Giggles ]
344
00:16:36,303 --> 00:16:39,054
[ Indistinct conversations,
laughter ]
345
00:16:39,089 --> 00:16:42,675
♪ La, la, la la la,
la la la la, la, la ♪
346
00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:44,593
[ Man singing in German ]
347
00:16:54,654 --> 00:16:56,905
Garth:
Hey. You Dean?
348
00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:00,943
[ Slurping ]
349
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,612
Hmm. I thought
you'd be taller.
350
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:07,499
[ Clears throat ]
351
00:17:07,534 --> 00:17:09,284
I assume Bobby filled you in
on the road.
352
00:17:09,318 --> 00:17:11,286
He told me two things.
353
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,321
One, he's tangling
with a major-league nest
354
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,823
up in Oregon territory.
355
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:16,175
Numero dos,
356
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,261
he said you'd be all,
uh, surly and premenstrual
357
00:17:19,295 --> 00:17:20,846
working with me.
358
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,099
But, hey, man,
sticks and stones.
359
00:17:24,134 --> 00:17:25,834
[ Paper rustles ]
360
00:17:25,852 --> 00:17:27,720
Think I found a case.
361
00:17:27,771 --> 00:17:29,138
Check the headline.
362
00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,473
First thing's first.
363
00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:42,284
[ Laughs ]
364
00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:46,538
Oh, Marmaduke,
you're crazy!
365
00:17:46,573 --> 00:17:49,825
[ Laughing ]
366
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:52,578
Are you trying
to humiliate me?
367
00:17:52,629 --> 00:17:55,047
It's Marsha
with an "s-h-a,"
368
00:17:55,081 --> 00:17:58,033
not a "c-i-a."
369
00:17:58,051 --> 00:17:59,752
[ Telephone rings ]
370
00:17:59,803 --> 00:18:01,670
Thanks again.
371
00:18:02,889 --> 00:18:05,307
- Hey, is that your --
- Yes.
372
00:18:05,341 --> 00:18:07,726
Awkward.
373
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:10,212
Hi.
374
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:12,765
[ Chuckling ] Okay.
375
00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:14,566
So...
376
00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:17,686
So, uh, no point in going in.
Guy's clean.
377
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:18,854
You sure?
378
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,906
Yeah. Positive.
Becky grilled him like a pro.
379
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,108
- She's a real natural.
- Huh.
380
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:25,694
W-what's with
the scrawny guy?
381
00:18:27,363 --> 00:18:28,396
Temp.
382
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,209
Throw a rock, hit a reporter
these days, eh?
383
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:42,911
[ Chuckles ] Well,
your story's a big deal
384
00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,214
over at the, uh,
the Actuarial Insider.
385
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,765
Go ahead. Shoot.
386
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:47,883
All right.
387
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,551
Uh...
How'd you get the gig?
388
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:52,304
Board came to me, asked.
Said yes.
389
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,605
Just out of the blue?
390
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,307
Pretty much.
391
00:18:55,358 --> 00:18:58,310
Huh. And, uh, any idea
how the board landed on you
392
00:18:58,361 --> 00:19:00,896
over your supervisors?
393
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:03,599
Um, they didn't say.
394
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,617
Could you tell us what
specifically excited the board
395
00:19:05,652 --> 00:19:07,769
about your actual
qualifications?
396
00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:10,456
Say, fellas,
what's with the third degree?
397
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:11,824
Garth:
Oh, uh, no offense.
398
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,492
We were just wondering
if you got here
399
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:14,626
by nefarious means.
400
00:19:14,661 --> 00:19:15,944
Whoa! Garth!
401
00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:16,912
[ Chuckles ]
402
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,680
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
403
00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:22,284
Uh, I-I didn't mean,
of course, uh,
404
00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:23,752
corporate backstabbing --
I'm sorry.
405
00:19:23,786 --> 00:19:25,587
I meant more like,
406
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:28,140
uh, you know,
black magic or hoodoo.
407
00:19:28,174 --> 00:19:30,843
Ha ha ha ha! Ohh!
408
00:19:30,894 --> 00:19:33,428
He jokes. He's a --
he's a jokester.
409
00:19:33,462 --> 00:19:34,480
Let's, uh, rewind.
410
00:19:34,514 --> 00:19:35,931
Why don't, uh,
why don't you tell us
411
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:39,501
what it felt like when
your big dream came true?
412
00:19:42,188 --> 00:19:45,307
Look, on the record,
it's great.
413
00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:46,474
Off the record?
414
00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:47,843
It's not my big dream.
415
00:19:47,877 --> 00:19:50,078
Wait.
You didn't want this job?
416
00:19:50,113 --> 00:19:52,114
Hell, no.
I'm a sales guy.
417
00:19:52,148 --> 00:19:53,448
I was good in sales.
418
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:55,984
Your secretary's
an idiot.
419
00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:58,036
I'll be at the printers
this afternoon.
420
00:19:58,087 --> 00:20:00,155
All right, dear.
See you at dinner.
421
00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,274
Just have the idiot
make a reservation.
422
00:20:02,308 --> 00:20:05,043
Here's a tip -- remind her
she works for the C.E.O.
423
00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:07,829
One more screw-up,
she's fired.
424
00:20:09,516 --> 00:20:11,266
Your, uh, wife seems
pretty stoked
425
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:12,784
on the promotion,
don't she?
426
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,837
Honestly,
I've never seen her happier.
427
00:20:16,022 --> 00:20:18,774
I have no idea how I'm gonna
tell her I have to resign.
428
00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,475
- The news is just gonna --
- Kill her?
429
00:20:26,449 --> 00:20:28,200
Mrs. Burrows? Hi.
430
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:29,284
Can I help you?
431
00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:30,852
Yes, we're, uh,
we're doing a story
432
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,354
on your husband's
promotion.
433
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,789
Wanted to ask you
a few questions.
434
00:20:33,823 --> 00:20:35,824
I'm sorry. I can't today. If you
schedule it with his girl...
435
00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:37,159
Okay, you know what?
436
00:20:37,193 --> 00:20:40,245
I'm trying to save you
from a really bad accident.
437
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:42,247
Are you
threatening me?
438
00:20:42,298 --> 00:20:43,632
No.
439
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,751
No, I-I'm pointing out
a pattern.
440
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,169
Why do people keep thinking
I'm threatening them?
441
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:50,305
Because it sounded exactly
like a threat, dude.
442
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,058
Look, for your own good, what
did you do to get him promoted?
443
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:54,259
[ Chuckles ]
444
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,395
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
445
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,846
Now leave me alone.
446
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,882
Or do I have to
call security?
447
00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:06,855
Sam: No, no, no,
something's not adding up.
448
00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:10,108
I'm sure
we'll get a break.
449
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:12,894
"As soon
as we're done working,
450
00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:16,698
romantic honeymoon
getaway."
451
00:21:16,732 --> 00:21:19,201
[ Grunts ]
452
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,431
Bring the damn car around.
453
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:36,268
I'm not walking five blocks
in my heels.
454
00:21:42,308 --> 00:21:43,525
Aaaaah!
455
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:49,114
You okay?
456
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,317
How did you know?
457
00:21:52,368 --> 00:21:55,320
'Cause you're not the first.
Come on.
458
00:21:56,439 --> 00:21:58,373
You want to tell us
what's up here?
459
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,961
I was having lunch
with friends.
460
00:22:02,996 --> 00:22:04,713
This guy
heard me bitching.
461
00:22:04,747 --> 00:22:06,632
Next thing I know,
he's making me an offer.
462
00:22:06,666 --> 00:22:08,283
An offer?
463
00:22:08,301 --> 00:22:11,286
Craig's job
for my soul.
464
00:22:11,304 --> 00:22:14,556
I know. Hilarious. I mean,
what have I got to lose?
465
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:16,091
Well, there's
your soul.
466
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,793
What kind of demon deal is this?
Timeline's wack.
467
00:22:19,646 --> 00:22:22,097
- What are you talking about? "Demon"?
- Let me back up here.
468
00:22:22,131 --> 00:22:23,849
You made a deal
with a demon
469
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,851
in exchange
for your everlasting.
470
00:22:25,902 --> 00:22:28,353
Except those
are 10-year contracts.
471
00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:29,771
Why's the bill
coming due so fast?
472
00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:31,940
I don't know, but I got a bad
feeling about who's next.
473
00:22:31,974 --> 00:22:33,191
We got to find Sam,
pronto.
474
00:22:33,242 --> 00:22:35,643
All right, all right, all right.
Uh, here's the plan.
475
00:22:35,662 --> 00:22:36,978
I drop this lady
at my cousin's.
476
00:22:36,996 --> 00:22:38,497
He'll stop anything
trying to get her.
477
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:41,750
We, uh, find Sam,
hopefully fix this,
478
00:22:41,784 --> 00:22:43,985
everybody's home in time
for "America's Got Talent."
479
00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,420
Now, you --
you'll be living
480
00:22:45,455 --> 00:22:47,322
with a triracial
paraplegic sniper
481
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,491
until this all
blows over, okay?
482
00:22:50,793 --> 00:22:52,210
Becky:
Guy, where are you?
483
00:22:52,261 --> 00:22:53,929
We need to meet up, fast!
484
00:22:53,963 --> 00:22:55,881
[ Groaning ]
I'm losing Sam.
485
00:22:55,932 --> 00:22:57,832
Becky...
486
00:22:57,850 --> 00:22:59,384
W-what's --
what's happening?
487
00:22:59,435 --> 00:23:02,504
Don't you remember?
We're married.
488
00:23:02,522 --> 00:23:04,189
Oh, g--
489
00:23:04,223 --> 00:23:06,391
I'm calling Dean.
490
00:23:22,578 --> 00:23:24,713
[ Inhales deeply ]
491
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,965
[ Groans ]
492
00:23:29,419 --> 00:23:31,887
Sam, do you feel
concussion-y?
493
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,722
How many fingers
am I holding up?
494
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,474
Where am I?
What the hell's going on?
495
00:23:35,558 --> 00:23:37,726
Sam...
Just calm down.
496
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,095
Calm down?!
You hogtied me t--
497
00:23:41,397 --> 00:23:43,765
Becky, why -- why am I not
wearing any pants?
498
00:23:43,816 --> 00:23:45,934
- They're very constricting.
- Ohh!
499
00:23:45,985 --> 00:23:48,437
Don't worry.
I didn't do anything weird.
500
00:23:48,504 --> 00:23:49,637
I was helping.
501
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,189
Let me go. Now!
502
00:23:51,274 --> 00:23:52,974
Are you thirsty?
503
00:23:53,025 --> 00:23:55,527
Or do you need
a bottle...
504
00:23:55,611 --> 00:23:56,945
To, you know, tinkle?
505
00:23:56,996 --> 00:23:58,580
It's okay if you do.
I can help.
506
00:23:58,647 --> 00:23:59,664
[ Groans ]
507
00:23:59,749 --> 00:24:01,533
[ Beeping ]
Finally!
508
00:24:01,601 --> 00:24:03,418
Wait. What? Wait. Becky?
Becky. Hey, hey, don't!
509
00:24:03,486 --> 00:24:05,153
Don't! Becky!
510
00:24:07,373 --> 00:24:09,341
Where have you been?!
511
00:24:09,409 --> 00:24:11,343
I got your messages.
Problem?
512
00:24:11,427 --> 00:24:12,844
Big problem.
513
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,829
I'm at my parents' cabin.
514
00:24:14,881 --> 00:24:17,215
I've got Sam tied to a bed.
515
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,218
I'm out of elixir.
I need a refill, okay?
516
00:24:20,303 --> 00:24:22,354
This isn't the honeymoon
I had in mind.
517
00:24:22,438 --> 00:24:24,689
Well, some of it is,
but not in this context.
518
00:24:24,774 --> 00:24:27,275
And is it just me, or is this stuff
wearing off faster and faster?!
519
00:24:27,343 --> 00:24:29,511
Becky...Breathe.
520
00:24:29,562 --> 00:24:31,530
[ Breathing deeply ]
521
00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,235
Do you know we haven't even
consummated our marriage?
522
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:40,705
We were taking it slow
'cause true love is forever,
523
00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:43,792
but everything
just feels weird now.
524
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:46,027
All right.
Meet me in an hour.
525
00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:48,797
[ Beep ]
526
00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:51,583
So you dosed me
with a love potion.
527
00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:53,368
- How --
- Thin walls.
528
00:24:53,419 --> 00:24:55,203
[ Sighs ]
529
00:24:55,254 --> 00:24:56,538
Look...
530
00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:58,673
Yes, I used
a social lubricant to --
531
00:24:58,724 --> 00:24:59,874
You roofied me!
532
00:24:59,926 --> 00:25:02,811
A roofie? I'd never.
533
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,397
We had a great time
together.
534
00:25:05,481 --> 00:25:06,565
You were happy.
535
00:25:06,649 --> 00:25:08,716
Oh, yeah.
I'm thrilled.
536
00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,352
I have to go.
537
00:25:10,403 --> 00:25:12,771
You know your pal Guy is the one
icing all those people, right?
538
00:25:14,106 --> 00:25:15,157
No, he's not.
539
00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:16,608
Oh, so he's not a witch?
540
00:25:16,692 --> 00:25:19,027
[ Sighs ] No.
541
00:25:19,078 --> 00:25:20,996
He's just a wiccan.
542
00:25:21,063 --> 00:25:22,864
Wiccans are good,
like Glinda of Oz.
543
00:25:22,915 --> 00:25:23,949
You're not this stupid,
Becky.
544
00:25:25,501 --> 00:25:27,735
Whatever
is killing people...
545
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,004
It's something else.
546
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,505
It's never
something else.
547
00:25:30,573 --> 00:25:33,625
When are there ever two crazy
things in town at the same time?
548
00:25:33,693 --> 00:25:36,595
Guy's the creep,
and you're on his list.
549
00:25:36,679 --> 00:25:39,431
No. He's my friend.
550
00:25:39,515 --> 00:25:41,566
No, he's your dealer.
551
00:25:41,634 --> 00:25:42,968
Look, I don't know
552
00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:45,136
how much he's charging you
for that Spanish fly --
553
00:25:45,221 --> 00:25:47,389
Nothing!
He gives it to me.
554
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,641
And he said
it wouldn't even work
555
00:25:49,725 --> 00:25:51,893
unless you already loved me,
deep down.
556
00:25:51,944 --> 00:25:53,111
It just activates it.
557
00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:55,614
So you think I love you?
558
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,733
Deep, deep down?
559
00:25:58,784 --> 00:26:00,285
Then untie me.
560
00:26:05,408 --> 00:26:06,741
No. No!
561
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,877
You're still working
through your emotions.
562
00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,128
[ Muffled shouting ]
563
00:26:10,213 --> 00:26:11,496
I love you, too!
564
00:26:11,581 --> 00:26:13,582
[ Groans ]
565
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,554
On the table,
next to the nametags.
566
00:26:20,806 --> 00:26:23,358
Guy.
567
00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:27,178
Why don't you
take a seat?
568
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:31,516
Tough day?
[ Sighs ]
569
00:26:33,102 --> 00:26:34,569
Okay.
570
00:26:34,637 --> 00:26:36,655
We can cut right to it
if you like.
571
00:26:41,027 --> 00:26:42,444
Ah.
572
00:26:44,196 --> 00:26:45,664
Let's talk price.
573
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:47,365
What?
574
00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:48,967
Well, we're a little past
the freebie stage,
575
00:26:49,035 --> 00:26:50,018
don't you think?
576
00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:54,005
But I thought
we were besties.
577
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:57,292
[ Chuckling ]
Ohh, honey.
578
00:26:57,343 --> 00:27:00,262
That is so depressingly
"Becky."
579
00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:02,497
I mean, it's --
you're so pathetic,
580
00:27:02,548 --> 00:27:05,433
it actually loops back
around again to cute.
581
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:08,637
Okay.
You want me to pay, fine.
582
00:27:08,688 --> 00:27:10,555
Do you accept
personal checks?
583
00:27:10,623 --> 00:27:11,890
No.
584
00:27:11,974 --> 00:27:14,526
But I will take
your soul.
585
00:27:16,279 --> 00:27:17,512
You're a crossroads demon.
586
00:27:17,563 --> 00:27:18,846
Bingo, bango!
587
00:27:19,949 --> 00:27:21,950
[ Laughs ]
588
00:27:24,820 --> 00:27:26,821
I love reunions.
589
00:27:26,872 --> 00:27:28,490
The desperation!
590
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:30,358
These schlubs will sign
on the dotted line
591
00:27:30,409 --> 00:27:33,962
for money, power, hair --
592
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:35,664
whatever it takes
to impress
593
00:27:35,715 --> 00:27:38,416
the nostalgically bangable
head cheerleader.
594
00:27:40,303 --> 00:27:41,536
Sam was right.
595
00:27:41,587 --> 00:27:43,588
You killed those people.
596
00:27:43,673 --> 00:27:44,872
But for legal reasons,
597
00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:46,874
let's just say they had...
598
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:49,344
unfortunate accidents.
599
00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:53,181
So, what,
I hand over my soul,
600
00:27:53,232 --> 00:27:55,049
and the next day
a piano falls on my head?
601
00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:57,235
No, I'd never
do that to you.
602
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,154
I promise.
603
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:00,405
I'm not stupid.
604
00:28:00,489 --> 00:28:01,940
But you are special.
605
00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:03,825
I am?
606
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:06,060
Hey.
607
00:28:06,112 --> 00:28:08,730
I wasn't thrilled
to see your new hubby
608
00:28:08,781 --> 00:28:10,732
was Sam freakin'
Winchester.
609
00:28:10,783 --> 00:28:12,250
I mean, if he knew
610
00:28:12,335 --> 00:28:13,785
that I was here talking to you,
I mean, he'd probably --
611
00:28:13,869 --> 00:28:14,869
Gank your ass.
612
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,454
Yes!
613
00:28:16,539 --> 00:28:18,273
And I'm very protective
of my ass.
614
00:28:18,341 --> 00:28:21,259
It's one
of my best features.
615
00:28:24,497 --> 00:28:28,266
Becky, I'm prepared to offer you
a one-time-only deal.
616
00:28:28,351 --> 00:28:29,734
Not 10 years.
617
00:28:29,802 --> 00:28:31,302
25.
618
00:28:33,105 --> 00:28:35,273
No pianos, guaranteed.
619
00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:36,474
Just Sam.
620
00:28:38,227 --> 00:28:39,594
For my soul.
621
00:28:39,645 --> 00:28:41,780
And your promise to not breathe
a word about this
622
00:28:41,864 --> 00:28:43,281
to the Winchesters,
623
00:28:43,366 --> 00:28:44,783
and I'll be
on my merry way.
624
00:28:46,786 --> 00:28:48,903
No one gets a deal
like this, Becky.
625
00:28:48,954 --> 00:28:51,573
Not Kings, not Popes.
626
00:28:51,624 --> 00:28:52,957
I snap my fingers,
627
00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:55,126
and Sam will love you
for the rest of your life.
628
00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:03,968
I think I'll have
that drink now.
629
00:29:06,389 --> 00:29:08,139
[ Lock clicks ]
630
00:29:17,149 --> 00:29:18,600
[ Door closes ]
631
00:29:33,082 --> 00:29:34,449
Anything?
632
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:38,152
Uh, she's got
11 Twitter...Ers.
633
00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:42,507
Last post --
634
00:29:42,591 --> 00:29:44,992
"Going on romantic trip
with hubster!!!"
635
00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:46,428
Three exclamation points.
636
00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:49,931
I guess
she got excited.
637
00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:52,300
That look romantic
to you?
638
00:29:52,351 --> 00:29:54,052
Oh, hell, no.
639
00:29:54,136 --> 00:29:56,054
But I got this thing
about fish.
640
00:29:56,138 --> 00:29:57,889
Dead eyes, man.
641
00:30:06,866 --> 00:30:07,849
Huh.
642
00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:23,965
[ Door opens ]
643
00:30:24,032 --> 00:30:26,284
Well...
644
00:30:26,352 --> 00:30:29,254
This is not how I imagined
spending my reunion.
645
00:30:29,338 --> 00:30:30,755
[ Muffled talking ]
646
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,424
I was gonna show you off --
647
00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:36,094
not that anyone actually knows
who you are.
648
00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:40,231
"Supernatural" is not
exactly popular, but...
649
00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:41,549
You're tall...
650
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,736
and nice and...
651
00:30:46,155 --> 00:30:47,522
...they'd all think
I was happy.
652
00:30:47,573 --> 00:30:48,773
[ Muffled talking ]
653
00:30:51,127 --> 00:30:53,278
You're mad. I get it.
654
00:30:53,362 --> 00:30:54,996
But...
655
00:30:56,565 --> 00:30:58,500
[ Sighs ]
656
00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,368
[ Grunts ]
Can we talk?
657
00:31:00,419 --> 00:31:01,870
[ Groans ]
658
00:31:01,921 --> 00:31:03,237
I know
you don't love me.
659
00:31:03,289 --> 00:31:04,339
[ Muffled talking ]
660
00:31:04,406 --> 00:31:05,807
I know what I am, okay?
661
00:31:06,926 --> 00:31:09,794
I'm a loser.
662
00:31:09,879 --> 00:31:11,713
In school, in life.
663
00:31:13,265 --> 00:31:14,883
Guess that's why
I like you so much.
664
00:31:14,934 --> 00:31:16,184
[ Muffled ]
What?!
665
00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:18,085
I mean,
not that you're a loser,
666
00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:20,138
but you had that whole
character arc
667
00:31:20,222 --> 00:31:22,307
about being a freak,
and...
668
00:31:22,391 --> 00:31:23,975
I can relate.
669
00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,610
[ Groans ]
670
00:31:25,694 --> 00:31:27,979
Honestly...
671
00:31:28,063 --> 00:31:29,898
The only place
people understood me
672
00:31:29,949 --> 00:31:31,316
was the message boards.
673
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,702
They were grumpy
and overly literal,
674
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:38,706
but at least we shared
a common passion.
675
00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:40,708
And I'll take it,
you know?
676
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,627
Then I met you guys --
677
00:31:42,711 --> 00:31:46,331
the real Sam and Dean.
678
00:31:46,415 --> 00:31:48,082
And I started
dating Chuck.
679
00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:51,336
And everything was...
680
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:53,838
Amazing.
681
00:31:55,007 --> 00:31:56,841
[ Sighs ]
682
00:31:58,627 --> 00:32:00,311
But you left,
683
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:03,464
and Chuck dumped me.
684
00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:06,133
I think I intimidated him
with my vibrant sexuality.
685
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:07,685
[ Muffled talking ]
686
00:32:07,770 --> 00:32:09,270
I just want someone
who loves me for me!
687
00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:10,471
Is that too much to ask?
688
00:32:10,522 --> 00:32:12,807
[ Muffled talking ]
689
00:32:12,858 --> 00:32:14,442
[ Sighs ]
690
00:32:14,493 --> 00:32:15,910
What?
691
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:18,196
[ Groans ]
692
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,249
If you want somebody
to love you for you,
693
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,700
maybe don't drug them.
694
00:32:22,785 --> 00:32:25,152
But I want you!
695
00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:28,039
And this is the only way!
696
00:32:28,123 --> 00:32:29,040
Becky.
697
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,661
Becky,
you're better than this.
698
00:32:36,098 --> 00:32:37,548
That's sweet, but...
699
00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:39,684
I'm not so sure.
700
00:32:42,605 --> 00:32:44,472
[ Indistinct conversations ]
701
00:32:46,976 --> 00:32:48,175
Becks!
702
00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,727
You missed the party.
703
00:32:49,812 --> 00:32:52,447
Yeah. Well...
704
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:53,681
Weird night.
705
00:32:53,732 --> 00:32:56,401
So, what are we thinking?
706
00:32:59,872 --> 00:33:00,705
Okay.
707
00:33:02,472 --> 00:33:04,406
I'm in.
708
00:33:15,769 --> 00:33:17,270
You're making
the right choice.
709
00:33:17,337 --> 00:33:19,222
I know.
710
00:33:21,642 --> 00:33:23,175
So...
711
00:33:23,227 --> 00:33:24,760
We seal the deal
with a kiss?
712
00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:26,412
Exactly.
713
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,480
Pucker up,
sweetheart.
714
00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:33,319
I'm not
your sweetheart!
715
00:33:36,123 --> 00:33:37,740
Blueberry vodka.
716
00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:39,992
The answer to all
of life's problems.
717
00:33:40,043 --> 00:33:41,410
You see that, Sam?!
718
00:33:41,495 --> 00:33:43,129
I did it
just like we said!
719
00:33:43,196 --> 00:33:45,414
I am awesome! I --
720
00:33:45,499 --> 00:33:47,700
I'll be over here.
721
00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:49,552
Guy:
Dean Winchester.
722
00:33:49,636 --> 00:33:51,053
This is really thrilling.
723
00:33:51,138 --> 00:33:52,305
Hey, can I have
your autograph?
724
00:33:54,591 --> 00:33:56,058
Sure.
725
00:33:56,143 --> 00:33:58,878
Yeah, I'll, uh, carve it
into your spleen.
726
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,480
So, how you running
your little scam?
727
00:34:03,216 --> 00:34:05,568
Well,
how do you mean, Dean?
728
00:34:05,636 --> 00:34:08,738
Signing 10-year deals,
snuffing 'em that week.
729
00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:10,156
Well, I would never.
No.
730
00:34:10,224 --> 00:34:11,490
Rules of the road --
731
00:34:11,558 --> 00:34:12,942
can't lay a hair
on any of my clients.
732
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,727
Right.
So how you cheating it?
733
00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:17,563
I'm not a cheater.
I'm an innovator.
734
00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:21,834
It's called a loophole,
you moron.
735
00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:25,621
Yes, when a person
bargains away his soul,
736
00:34:25,706 --> 00:34:28,808
he gets a decade,
technically.
737
00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:29,909
But accidents happen.
738
00:34:31,645 --> 00:34:34,130
So you're arranging "accidents"
and collecting early?
739
00:34:34,214 --> 00:34:36,582
Oh, please.
White gloves.
740
00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:38,601
I don't get my hands dirty.
741
00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:42,104
That's why it's important
to have a capable intern.
742
00:34:51,815 --> 00:34:54,650
What time did I ask you
to be here?!
743
00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:07,914
Exorcizamus te,
omnis --
744
00:35:12,085 --> 00:35:13,219
Becky...Run!
745
00:35:19,259 --> 00:35:20,593
[ Gasping ]
746
00:35:28,151 --> 00:35:29,068
[ Gasps ]
747
00:35:29,135 --> 00:35:31,904
[ Groaning ]
748
00:35:34,975 --> 00:35:35,775
Whoa.
749
00:35:48,088 --> 00:35:50,656
How many deals you got cooking
in this town, Madoff?
750
00:35:50,707 --> 00:35:52,208
15.
751
00:35:52,292 --> 00:35:53,960
Yeah, well,
call them off,
752
00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:56,879
or I'll cut my own loophole
in your throat.
753
00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:58,214
Oh, crap.
754
00:35:58,298 --> 00:36:00,633
Yeah, you said it.
You're in a world --
755
00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,518
Crowley: Hello, boys.
756
00:36:02,602 --> 00:36:04,353
Oh, crap.
757
00:36:07,357 --> 00:36:11,444
Sam, mazel tov.
Who's the lucky lady?
758
00:36:11,511 --> 00:36:13,562
You're Crowley!
759
00:36:13,647 --> 00:36:15,982
And you're --
760
00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:19,402
well, I'm sure you have
a wonderful personality, dear.
761
00:36:19,486 --> 00:36:20,870
Dean:
Ah, another step,
762
00:36:20,954 --> 00:36:23,289
and I'll Colombian necktie
your little friend here.
763
00:36:23,357 --> 00:36:25,791
Please, don't let him
get off that easy.
764
00:36:25,859 --> 00:36:28,193
Sir, I don't think
that you --
765
00:36:28,245 --> 00:36:31,464
I know exactly
what you've been doing.
766
00:36:31,531 --> 00:36:34,884
A little birdie named Jackson
sold you out,
767
00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:37,503
e-mailed all the juicy deets
to my suggestion box.
768
00:36:39,973 --> 00:36:41,307
I assume...
769
00:36:41,374 --> 00:36:43,392
That's my whistle-blower?
770
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,015
Shame. Had a future.
771
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,901
Unfortunately, you don't.
772
00:36:51,985 --> 00:36:54,153
I was just --
there's only one rule --
773
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:57,073
make a deal, keep it.
774
00:36:57,157 --> 00:36:59,058
Well, technically,
I didn't --
775
00:36:59,109 --> 00:37:00,910
there's a reason we don't
call our chits in early --
776
00:37:00,994 --> 00:37:02,394
consumer confidence.
777
00:37:02,446 --> 00:37:04,897
This isn't Wall Street!
This is hell!
778
00:37:04,948 --> 00:37:07,199
We have a little something
called integrity.
779
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,035
This gets out,
who'll deal with us? Nobody!
780
00:37:09,086 --> 00:37:10,235
Then where are we?!
781
00:37:11,705 --> 00:37:12,755
I don't know.
782
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,690
That's right. You don't.
783
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,426
Because you're a stupid,
shortsighted little prat.
784
00:37:17,511 --> 00:37:19,628
Now, hand
the jackass over.
785
00:37:19,713 --> 00:37:21,180
I'll cancel
every deal he's made.
786
00:37:21,247 --> 00:37:22,631
What are you gonna do
with him?
787
00:37:22,716 --> 00:37:23,916
Make an example of him.
788
00:37:27,938 --> 00:37:29,939
Fair trade, right?
789
00:37:30,023 --> 00:37:32,024
We all go
our separate ways.
790
00:37:32,092 --> 00:37:33,258
No harm done.
791
00:37:33,310 --> 00:37:35,111
What, out of the goodness
of your heart?
792
00:37:36,096 --> 00:37:37,530
Years of demons
nipping at your heels,
793
00:37:37,597 --> 00:37:39,098
haven't seen one for months.
Wonder why?
794
00:37:39,149 --> 00:37:41,117
We've been
a little busy.
795
00:37:41,201 --> 00:37:43,402
Hunting Leviathan --
yes, I know.
796
00:37:43,453 --> 00:37:47,239
That's why I told my lads
to stay clear of you meatheads.
797
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:52,511
So, what do you know
about --
798
00:37:52,579 --> 00:37:55,214
too much.
You met that dick yet?
799
00:37:55,281 --> 00:37:58,250
Smuggest tub of goo
since Mussolini.
800
00:37:58,301 --> 00:38:00,586
I hate the bastards.
801
00:38:00,637 --> 00:38:02,471
Squash 'em all, please.
802
00:38:02,556 --> 00:38:03,556
I'll stay clear.
803
00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:06,809
Rip up the contracts
first.
804
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,094
[ Fingers snap ]
805
00:38:08,145 --> 00:38:09,345
Done...And done.
806
00:38:11,848 --> 00:38:13,065
Your turn.
807
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:15,267
No, no, no, no.
Let --
808
00:38:19,689 --> 00:38:21,707
Pleasure, gentlemen.
809
00:38:21,775 --> 00:38:23,742
[ Garth groans ]
810
00:38:26,029 --> 00:38:28,330
What'd I miss?
811
00:38:40,723 --> 00:38:43,091
It...
812
00:38:43,142 --> 00:38:45,977
It wasn't all bad,
right?
813
00:38:49,064 --> 00:38:52,000
Okay,
y-you did save my life,
814
00:38:52,067 --> 00:38:54,402
and for that, thanks.
815
00:38:54,470 --> 00:38:56,804
So, I'll see you again?
816
00:38:58,824 --> 00:39:01,159
Yeah, probably not.
817
00:39:15,207 --> 00:39:17,375
Becky, look.
818
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,660
You're not a loser, okay?
819
00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:22,680
You're a good person,
a-and you've got...
820
00:39:22,765 --> 00:39:26,667
A lot of...
821
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,136
E-energy.
822
00:39:28,187 --> 00:39:31,656
So, you know, just do your
thing, whatever that is,
823
00:39:31,724 --> 00:39:34,442
and the right guy
will find you.
824
00:39:45,521 --> 00:39:47,305
No.
825
00:39:47,373 --> 00:39:49,374
No.
826
00:39:53,963 --> 00:39:57,215
Well, buddy,
I got to say, man --
827
00:39:57,299 --> 00:39:59,751
you, uh...
You don't suck.
828
00:39:59,835 --> 00:40:01,636
[ Chuckles ]
Thank you.
829
00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:04,639
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
830
00:40:07,426 --> 00:40:09,344
Well...
831
00:40:11,764 --> 00:40:13,398
Ohh.
832
00:40:13,482 --> 00:40:16,734
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
All right, that's --
833
00:40:16,819 --> 00:40:18,386
thank you.
[ Clears throat ]
834
00:40:22,825 --> 00:40:25,109
Take care.
835
00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:27,078
[ Vehicle door opens, closes ]
836
00:40:27,162 --> 00:40:28,729
- Aw, you made a friend.
- Unh-unh.
837
00:40:28,781 --> 00:40:30,164
[ Engine turns over ]
838
00:40:35,237 --> 00:40:36,704
Look, man, uh...
839
00:40:36,755 --> 00:40:38,623
[ Clears throat ]
840
00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:40,575
...When I was all dosed up,
I-I said some crap.
841
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,378
Oh, you mean, she --
she wasn't your soul mate?
842
00:40:43,429 --> 00:40:44,762
Shut up.
843
00:40:44,847 --> 00:40:47,298
I mean, I do need you
watching my back.
844
00:40:47,383 --> 00:40:48,516
Obviously.
845
00:40:48,584 --> 00:40:51,419
Yeah, when, uh,
crazy groupies attack.
846
00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:52,470
You know what I mean.
847
00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:54,973
You know,
I got to say, man...
848
00:40:55,057 --> 00:40:57,725
For a wackjob,
you really pulled it together.
849
00:40:57,776 --> 00:41:00,445
That's the nicest thing
anyone's said to me.
850
00:41:00,529 --> 00:41:03,598
[ Chuckles ] Look,
don't be too impressed, man.
851
00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:05,199
It's still a Denver scramble
up here.
852
00:41:05,267 --> 00:41:06,934
I just know my way
around the plate now.
853
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:10,405
I'm just saying.
854
00:41:10,456 --> 00:41:13,541
It's stupid to think that you
need me around all the time.
855
00:41:13,609 --> 00:41:15,443
You're a grown-up.
856
00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:17,045
Right.
857
00:41:18,113 --> 00:41:20,748
You're a hike-in-the-desert,
hippie-douche grown-up.
858
00:41:20,799 --> 00:41:23,251
Dude, I was camping.
You camp.
859
00:41:23,302 --> 00:41:25,587
Yeah, whatever.
Hippie.
860
00:41:25,638 --> 00:41:27,455
You know what, though?
Seriously?
861
00:41:27,506 --> 00:41:29,641
- It might be nice.
- What?
862
00:41:29,725 --> 00:41:31,993
I mean, you basically
have been looking out for me
863
00:41:32,061 --> 00:41:33,261
your whole life.
864
00:41:33,312 --> 00:41:36,931
Now you finally get to take care
of yourself.
865
00:41:36,982 --> 00:41:38,483
[ Chuckles ]
About time, huh?
866
00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:41,019
Yeah.
867
00:41:41,103 --> 00:41:42,303
Right.
868
00:41:42,354 --> 00:41:44,305
[ Car door closes ]
869
00:41:45,941 --> 00:41:47,609
[ Engine turns over ]
870
00:41:52,617 --> 00:41:56,617
== sync, corrected by elderman ==