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Previously on...
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Detective Vance got aggressive...
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Have you seen this man?
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But Ben came to the rescue.
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It's pretty hard to build
a case without a body.
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I'll take care of it.
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And Mike got rid of the body.
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But so many secrets led
to a falling-out...
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- We're done.
- Don't you think you're overreacting?
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I don't think she is.
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And Susan expressed her anger
the only way she knew how.
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There is nothing more peaceful
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than the sounds of Wisteria lane at night.
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Whether it's the murmur of
a neighbor's television...
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the hum of the street lamps...
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or the songs of the night birds...
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Wisteria lane is so peaceful
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that even the slightest disturbance...
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can be very alarming.
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9-1-1.
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There's an intruder in my home.
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I'm at 4355 Wisteria lane. Please hurry.
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Oh, my god.
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Chuck.
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Hello, Bree.
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What are you doing here?
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I could have shot you.
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I heard your call over the radio.
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When I got here,
the door was wide open, so...
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I'm just gonna have a look around.
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If you don't mind putting
the gun in your pocket
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while I do.
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So tell me again what you heard.
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Um, a loud bang and then some footsteps,
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like, um, like someone
had forced their way in.
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Are you sure you didn't
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accidentally leave the door open?
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I'm positive I locked it.
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Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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Maybe it was just some drifter
looking for a few bucks,
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and you scared him off.
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right out front a few months ago.
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The one who turned up as a missing person?
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I told you, I don't remember
anything about that.
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And yet you're positive
you locked your door
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before you went to bed last night.
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It's funny, the things we remember
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and the things we don't.
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Are you interrogating me?
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No, of course not.
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You're a victim.
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And why would you say that?
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Because it's obvious to
me what's going on here.
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Someone's sending you a message.
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What kind of message?
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Maybe they think you're hiding something.
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Maybe they're trying to rattle you,
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hoping you'll slip up.
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Or maybe they just don't want you
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to feel safe in your own home.
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Yes, there's nothing more peaceful
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than a night on Wisteria lane.
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But I wouldn't lose any
sleep over this, Bree.
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I'll be keeping an eye on you.
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Until someone comes along...
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and disturbs the peace.
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In a stressful world,
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we can all be forgiven for
having a few weaknesses.
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Some of us are lured by a sweet treat...
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others, by a sad face.
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And still others,
by the pull of a great novel.
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But Gabrielle Solis was about to discover
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that some weaknesses...
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Is he yours?
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Aren't so easy to forgive.
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Depends. Is he drunk?
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Unless he throws up in
cabs when he's sober?
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I'm so sorry.
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Here's 20 bucks for the ride
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and another 20 for your upholstery.
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This will make you feel better.
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Oh, it smells like hot sauce.
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Yeah, it's a mexican hangover cure.
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It's the only thing
I inherited from my family
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that's actually worth anything.
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I'm really sorry about all this.
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I thought it would get better
after Ben did what he did, but...
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it hasn't.
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Maybe we need to get you help,
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like rehab or something.
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I'm not addicted, Gaby.
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It's just when I'm stressed,
this is what I do.
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Really? You were stressed on
the golf course this morning?
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It was work,
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and there's always
drinking when it's work.
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We're golfing with a client... beer.
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We're hammering out a deal... wine.
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We make the deal... champagne.
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Well, maybe you need to take
a little time away from work.
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Dry out. Kick-start your sobriety.
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I am the C.E.O. If I do that,
the whole place will fall apart.
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And if you don't, you'll fall apart.
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Maybe you're right.
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But I can't do it today.
I got payroll to sign.
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But you're sweating bourbon.
You're not going anywhere.
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I'll go in and I'll sign it for you.
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You can't sign my name.
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Oh, please, I forge your
signature all the time.
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How else do you think
I got that platinum card?
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Wow, I must be in bad shape.
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I don't even have the energy to get mad.
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Well, with any luck,
you'll forget I said it.
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I'm sure some of you feel
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I've been too hard on you
these past few weeks.
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I think I speak for all of
us when I say "All of us."
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Well, after today,
you will long for the mother's milk
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that has been my criticism.
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Please meet our special guest,
my art dealer
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and the owner of the Bergman gallery...
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Felix Bergman.
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I smell fear and mediocrity.
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Oh, god.
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It's like someone left Andre
in the dryer too long.
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Felix has agreed to evaluate your work,
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give honest feedback,
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and teach you the business of art.
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So... what do you call this piece?
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"A celebration of the female nude."
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This is why I don't sleep with women.
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It's repulsive.
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Well, it's not a literal...
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Mind drifting, eyelids drooping, and...
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I'm gone.
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He's not a critic.
He's a little ball of hate.
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Oh, god.
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No art student's portfolio
would be complete
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without the obligatory squares
and circles colliding,
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or what I like to call
man's inhumanity to art.
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Well, Amy's one of my
most promising students.
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I find her work to be bold,
defiant, and dazzlingly layered.
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You're shtupping her, aren't you?
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Regardless, I just think that
there's a place for her work.
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I think you may be right.
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Found it.
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So... what do you have for me?
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The same thing you have for us... contempt.
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- Excuse me?
- We get it.
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You're a super sophisticated
art snob who hates everything.
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- Well, guess what? I'm not playing.
- Susan...
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No. I am not getting my teeth kicked in
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just because your mother
didn't breast-feed you.
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Go play your game with someone else.
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Look, if you wanna be
a professional artist,
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you need to develop a thick skin.
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Did you paint this?
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Yes, I did, and I have no interest
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in hearing what you think of it.
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Well, that's too bad,
because I think it's brilliant.
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- Really?
- Really?
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It's original.
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Dark, brooding. It tells a story.
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I'm totally drawn in.
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Congratulations, Andre.
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I do believe you've struck artist.
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Yeah, I suppose she shows promise.
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She may amount to something one day.
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One day?
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This girl has arrived.
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In fact, she reminds me of a young... you.
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Now, now...
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where's that thick skin
you were crowing about?
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And for the den, Franklin
wants a southwestern look.
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You know, navajo rugs, red chili peppers,
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chairs made of horns.
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Southwestern. Fun.
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And bound to come back in style
since it's been out so long.
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We can't wait to work with you, Cindy.
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Yes. All we need is a $5,000 deposit,
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and then I will saddle up,
mosey into town,
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and rustle up that wagon wheel table.
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What's the date today?
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Oh, the 13th.
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13th? No, can't be.
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Yes. Why?
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It's my wedding anniversary. 22 years.
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Congratulations. 22 years.
What is that... copper? brass?
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Separation, in my case.
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Oh. I'm sorry. I saw your ring,
and I just assumed that...
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Yeah. Still wearing it,
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- even though we're hanging on by a thread.
- You poor thing.
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Yes, we're all devastated.
Would you like a pen?
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I remember what my mother said to me
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on my wedding day.
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It's bad luck to get married on the 13th,
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and for 21 years,
Tom and I have been laughing
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about how wrong she was.
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Not this year.
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Yeah, make it out Perry-Scavo designs.
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Well, don't give up, Lynette.
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It's never too late.
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Yeah. I think his girlfriend might disagree
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with you on that one...
His beautiful doctor girlfriend.
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That's P-E-R-R...
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Now you listen to me.
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My Franklin and I almost
split up two years ago.
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He was getting bored, and I could see
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he was about to pronounce
our marriage dead,
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but then I said, "No."
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"No"?
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"No." Splitting up wasn't an option.
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I had waited too long to find this man.
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I wasn't going down without a fight.
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So what'd you do?
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I changed.
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I got a new 'do, new wardrobe.
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Franklin liked the new Cindy so much,
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he started to change, too.
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That's amazing.
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You know what? Just sign it.
We have a stamp.
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I will go to the tile yard
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to see if they have those adobe shingles.
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You wanna check on the fabric?
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Do you think I fought enough?
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Lynette, you're taking marriage advice
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from a woman who wants coyote sconces?
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I'm serious. Am I giving up
on my marriage too easily?
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No! I think you knew when
it was time to call it quits.
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That's just it.
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I'm quitting,
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instead of not taking "No" for an answer.
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Look, you and Tom tried to make it work,
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and you couldndn't.
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Now he's moved on.
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And you are an amazing woman
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with your whole life ahead of you.
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So take off that wedding ring.
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Go live it.
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Hey, Gaby, do you have a minute?
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Oh. Now's not really a-a good time.
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Why don't we talk tomorrow?
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Oh, please. I don't know
who else to turn to.
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Susan won't return my phone calls,
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and when I went to Lynette's,
she pretended she wasn't home.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How did things get so bad so quickly?
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This morning, I was all set
to make food for poker night,
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and then I remembered.
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No poker night.
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I feel like I've lost the life I had.
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First, my family and now my friends.
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Who knows if Susan or Lynette
will ever speak to me again?
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They'll cool off once
they realize we're in the clear.
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What if we're not in the clear?
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What do you mean?
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The body's 8 feet under dirt and concrete.
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No body, no crime.
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I know, but... well...
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Chuck came by yesterday.
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Chuck? What did he want?
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00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:44,001
Oh. Hey.
263
00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:46,585
Babe, do we have any aspirin?
264
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,523
Yeah.
265
00:12:49,804 --> 00:12:52,519
Um... are you feeling better?
266
00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:58,977
Is he...
267
00:13:00,224 --> 00:13:01,959
I thought he stopped drinking.
268
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:02,997
Me, too.
269
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:05,174
Oh, Gaby, I'm so sorry.
270
00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:06,920
He keeps saying it's because of work,
271
00:13:06,921 --> 00:13:09,703
but I know it's the guilt
still eating away at him.
272
00:13:09,895 --> 00:13:12,131
I just don't understand
how drinking helps.
273
00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:13,056
I do.
274
00:13:13,057 --> 00:13:16,608
Sometimes a drink feels like
the only friend you have left.
275
00:13:16,609 --> 00:13:19,000
Well, I just thank god
this ordeal is behind us.
276
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:20,730
We all need to move on.
277
00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:23,370
You're right.
278
00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:24,783
I'm gonna go.
279
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:28,047
You never told me what Chuck wanted.
280
00:13:29,728 --> 00:13:31,733
Oh. Uh, what else?
281
00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:33,848
He wanted to get back together again.
282
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:36,317
Oh, god. Please tell me you said no.
283
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,093
Of course I did.
284
00:13:38,422 --> 00:13:39,739
Oh, and, Bree?
285
00:13:41,547 --> 00:13:43,779
Never think you lost me
as a friend, 'cause...
286
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:45,600
you're my rock.
287
00:13:56,855 --> 00:13:58,250
Oh! Hey, Marilyn.
288
00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:00,054
Oh, Mrs. Solis, thank god.
289
00:14:00,055 --> 00:14:01,100
I've been trying to reach Carlos,
290
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,675
and it keeps going to voice mail.
291
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,634
Oh, it's okay. No need to bother Carlos.
292
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,108
I'm here to sign the payroll.
293
00:14:06,109 --> 00:14:07,838
This isn't about the payroll.
294
00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:10,233
Frank Sweeney,
one of our biggest clients...
295
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:13,339
he's on his way here,
and he did not sound happy.
296
00:14:13,483 --> 00:14:14,698
I'm gonna try Carlos again.
297
00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:16,906
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. I, uh...
298
00:14:17,061 --> 00:14:18,385
I don't wanna stress out Carlos.
299
00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:22,098
He's home with the flu. Besides, I'm here.
300
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,271
How does that help?
301
00:14:24,685 --> 00:14:25,946
I know Frank Sweeney.
302
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:28,026
He grabbed my ass at the Christmas party.
303
00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:30,954
Actually, a lot of guys did.
That was a good party.
304
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,162
Yes, it was.
305
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:35,759
Leave this guy to me.
306
00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:38,117
I know I'm setting women's
lib back 20 years,
307
00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:39,849
but I can do this.
308
00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:43,659
So, Frank...
309
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,517
it's been forever.
310
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:47,777
When's the last time
we've seen each other?
311
00:14:47,997 --> 00:14:50,151
Uh... I'm not sure.
312
00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:51,462
I am.
313
00:14:52,172 --> 00:14:54,987
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
314
00:14:54,988 --> 00:14:57,120
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
315
00:14:57,121 --> 00:15:00,449
I-is Carlos coming in?
I really need to speak with him.
316
00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:04,006
Well, aren't you all business?
317
00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,069
Ooh, and all muscle, too.
318
00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,597
Does Carlos even know I'm here?
319
00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:10,562
I mean, if he doesn't take
an $80 million account seriously...
320
00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:13,589
No, no, of course he takes it seriously.
321
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,525
What are you doing?
322
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,645
In my modeling days,
323
00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:19,872
we called this "The money-maker."
324
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,471
Well, now it looks like a neck spasm.
325
00:15:23,676 --> 00:15:25,388
Look, where is Carlos?
326
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,061
I don't know what kind of
business he's running here,
327
00:15:27,062 --> 00:15:29,332
but if he thinks he can pawn
his clients off on his wife...
328
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,119
No, no, no, no.
329
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,770
We understand you've
been a little unhappy,
330
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,558
and we... want you to
know you've been heard.
331
00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,883
I haven't said anything yet.
332
00:15:40,871 --> 00:15:41,969
Knock, knock.
333
00:15:42,204 --> 00:15:44,934
Mr. Sweeney, sir.
Heard you were in the building.
334
00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:47,543
Just wanted to make sure you
were being taken care of.
335
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:50,052
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
336
00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:53,358
No, no, please, interrupt,
whoever you are.
337
00:15:53,596 --> 00:15:56,154
Geoffrey Mathers. Senior account manager.
338
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:59,050
I understand you have some
concerns about the market.
339
00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:00,951
I do have three or four
real-world solutions
340
00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:03,114
to protect your money in this economy.
341
00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:05,098
That is, if you'd like to hear them.
342
00:16:05,116 --> 00:16:08,181
Actually, that's what
I came in to talk about today.
343
00:16:09,123 --> 00:16:10,678
Well, of course it is.
344
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,775
I was just getting to it.
345
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:16,406
But, uh, seems like Geoffrey
here has a handle on things,
346
00:16:16,407 --> 00:16:19,151
so, please, join us, Geoffrey.
347
00:16:20,176 --> 00:16:21,530
Have a seat, sir.
348
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:25,457
So I noticed you aren't
using derivatives...
349
00:16:30,374 --> 00:16:33,269
That was fun. I like Felix.
350
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,224
I thought you were annoying
when you were cheerful,
351
00:16:35,225 --> 00:16:37,876
but this smugness is much worse.
352
00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:38,885
Oh, why would I be smug?
353
00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:41,913
Just because he called me the young you?
354
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:47,628
Guess that makes you the,
uh... ooh, old you.
355
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:49,852
He can be a touch theatrical.
356
00:16:49,853 --> 00:16:51,998
I wouldn't take his praise too seriously.
357
00:16:51,999 --> 00:16:53,341
Oh, I would.
358
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:56,911
I think this time I may have
laid it on a little too thin.
359
00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:59,361
I have not been this excited
360
00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:03,228
since I discovered Andre doing
caricatures at The Pier.
361
00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:04,649
They weren't caricatures.
362
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,274
They were images of
the american grotesque.
363
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:10,951
Uh-huh, and if you bought two,
you got a free churro.
364
00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:13,895
I am not surprised
he didn't tell me about you.
365
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:16,764
I'm sure he saw you in his rearview mirror
366
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:19,705
gaining on him,
and it scared him to death.
367
00:17:20,438 --> 00:17:23,943
Why would a professional
like Andre be threatened by...
368
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,526
Oh, what did you call me?
369
00:17:25,749 --> 00:17:30,089
"A silly, bored housewife
unburdened by talent."
370
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,662
- You are a housewife?
- Mm.
371
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,229
I love it!
372
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:39,606
You're like a-a sexy,
suburban Georgia O'Keeffe...
373
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:43,022
without all the pesky vaginas.
374
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:46,660
I can sell the heck out of
this story at my gallery.
375
00:17:48,824 --> 00:17:50,250
What? Uh, wait.
376
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:52,577
You wanna show my painng in public?
377
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:53,930
Welcome to the big time!
378
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:56,719
No, no, no, no. That, uh,
no, that can't happen.
379
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,891
My dear, do you understand
what an opportunity this is?
380
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:01,970
Hundreds of people will see your work.
381
00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:04,347
I'm sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm flattered,
382
00:18:04,348 --> 00:18:07,016
and, uh, thank you for your offer.
383
00:18:07,365 --> 00:18:09,645
Um, but I can't.
384
00:18:12,596 --> 00:18:13,940
Artists.
385
00:18:16,187 --> 00:18:17,737
My pleasure, Frank, and I'm serious.
386
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:19,280
You call me anytime.
387
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,936
Yeah, Frank, great talking to you.
388
00:18:25,743 --> 00:18:29,026
Ohh. Thank god you got here.
389
00:18:29,474 --> 00:18:31,654
I was 30 seconds away
from flashing him a boob.
390
00:18:31,655 --> 00:18:32,596
It was nothing.
391
00:18:32,597 --> 00:18:35,020
Carlos has done a lot
for me over the years.
392
00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:37,268
Is he okay?
393
00:18:38,397 --> 00:18:40,871
Yeah, yeah. He's just got the flu.
394
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,083
Really?
395
00:18:42,084 --> 00:18:43,553
'Cause he usually comes running
396
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:45,087
the second Sweeney pops into town,
397
00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:47,861
and I don't think
the flu would keep him away.
398
00:18:53,022 --> 00:18:54,375
Mrs. Solis...
399
00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:56,704
your husband has been like a father to me.
400
00:18:56,725 --> 00:18:58,449
I really wanna help if I can.
401
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,327
Okay.
402
00:19:03,781 --> 00:19:05,586
He's been going through a rough time,
403
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:08,951
and, well, he's been drinking a lot.
404
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,453
So he's gonna be staying home
for the next week or two,
405
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,324
trying to pull himself together.
406
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:16,803
That poor guy. Well, don't worry.
407
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:18,387
You go home and you take care of him.
408
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,980
I'll take care of things here.
409
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,212
- Really?
- Just get him better.
410
00:19:22,325 --> 00:19:23,614
We need him back.
411
00:19:23,936 --> 00:19:25,108
Thank you.
412
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:27,444
You're a good kid. And you know what?
413
00:19:27,445 --> 00:19:29,728
I'm telling Carlos you deserve a raise.
414
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,178
Can you tell him when he's sober?
415
00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:36,990
Yeah. Yeah.
416
00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:45,252
Lynette Scavo?
417
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,631
Yes. Wow. These are beautiful.
418
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,944
Someone must be thinking of you.
419
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,712
- Have a good one.
- Thanks.
420
00:19:58,505 --> 00:19:59,905
Who sent flowers?
421
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:03,437
Just your aunt Renee.
422
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:04,740
That was nice.
423
00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:05,904
Right?
424
00:20:06,774 --> 00:20:09,688
A little unexpected, but very, very nice.
425
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,956
Hey, honey, how was your day?
426
00:20:23,144 --> 00:20:25,121
Daytime TV sucks.
427
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:26,212
Just a bunch of women
428
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:28,221
sitting around, talking about menopause
429
00:20:28,222 --> 00:20:29,700
and things they don't eat anymore.
430
00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,328
You did record that, right?
431
00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:32,706
Yes.
432
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,424
So how'd it go at the office?
433
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:38,424
Took you a long time to sign the payroll.
434
00:20:38,425 --> 00:20:39,390
Well, it wasn't just that.
435
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:41,091
People were asking where you were.
436
00:20:41,639 --> 00:20:43,966
So what'd you say?
I told them you had the flu
437
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:45,926
and you were very comfortable staying home
438
00:20:45,927 --> 00:20:48,622
because you had a great staff,
which you do, by the way.
439
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,737
- Yeah, who'd you talk to?
- Bunch of people.
440
00:20:50,738 --> 00:20:53,184
Um, Steve, Marilyn, Geoffrey...
441
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,274
Geoffrey?
442
00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:56,118
Right.
443
00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:58,998
Guy probably started doing
cartwheels as soon as you left.
444
00:20:58,999 --> 00:21:00,685
What? Why would you say that?
445
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,225
He's a snake.
446
00:21:02,555 --> 00:21:05,862
Well, you mean like a... a nice snake.
447
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,397
No, like a backstabber.
448
00:21:08,597 --> 00:21:10,429
His contract's up at the end of the month,
449
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,357
and I'm not keeping him on,
450
00:21:11,358 --> 00:21:13,445
so he's trying to poach
my biggest clients.
451
00:21:16,321 --> 00:21:18,735
Wow. What a day.
452
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,300
I really need a drink.
453
00:21:20,603 --> 00:21:21,583
Hon...
454
00:21:22,662 --> 00:21:25,194
You threw out all the booze
when I quit, remember?
455
00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:26,879
Oh, please, there's a bottle of chardonnay
456
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,547
in the tank of the guest toilet.
457
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,189
It's like you don't know me at all.
458
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,523
Lynette, it's me!
459
00:21:38,524 --> 00:21:39,757
Come on in!
460
00:21:41,451 --> 00:21:42,683
♪ Ta-da ♪
461
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:46,370
Oh, my god. Look at your hair!
462
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,569
Do you like it?
463
00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:49,817
- Is it permanent?
- No.
464
00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:51,644
Then I love it!
465
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,838
Especially if it means
466
00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,856
you're finally ready to put
yourself out there again.
467
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:59,885
Not so much out there as...
back there... with Tom.
468
00:22:00,635 --> 00:22:02,145
Oh, Lynette.
469
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,878
Stop it with that.
470
00:22:03,879 --> 00:22:05,245
He's moved on.
471
00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:08,811
Then why did he send me
flowers for our anniversary?
472
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:10,897
"Love always, Tom."
473
00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,940
Well, I don't get it.
Isn't he seeing Jane?
474
00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:17,769
Yeah, but... maybe with
the anniversary coming up,
475
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,039
he started thinking about it
476
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,422
and... he wants to give it another try.
477
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:25,749
What are you gonna do?
478
00:22:25,964 --> 00:22:29,384
Well, I got Penny's keys
to his apartment, and...
479
00:22:29,385 --> 00:22:31,521
Oh, I get it.
480
00:22:31,522 --> 00:22:33,721
He gets home. You meet him at the door
481
00:22:33,722 --> 00:22:36,901
wearing nothing but
whipped cream and a smile.
482
00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:40,826
No. I'm gonna put a bottle
of scotch on his nightstand.
483
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,945
That is our anniversary thing.
484
00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,510
He sends me flowers, I give him scotch.
485
00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:47,458
Oh, now I get it.
486
00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:50,240
You get him all liquored up,
and then you undress him.
487
00:22:50,241 --> 00:22:52,213
No, Renee, no sex.
488
00:22:52,214 --> 00:22:53,841
Okay, I don't get it.
489
00:22:54,110 --> 00:22:58,392
I was thinking maybe
he sees the outfit, the hair,
490
00:22:58,393 --> 00:23:01,149
and he realizes I've changed,
491
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:05,162
and then... maybe he wants to change, too.
492
00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:08,024
Are you sure that's what you want?
493
00:23:08,106 --> 00:23:10,414
All I know is we have been
walking away from each other
494
00:23:10,415 --> 00:23:12,652
since this thing started,
and this is the first time
495
00:23:12,653 --> 00:23:14,677
he's taken a step toward me.
496
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:18,237
I think I have to take a step, too.
497
00:23:18,629 --> 00:23:22,473
Well... you look... amazing.
498
00:23:22,712 --> 00:23:23,847
I hope it works.
499
00:23:23,848 --> 00:23:25,865
Thanks. I do, too.
500
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,313
And if it doesn't,
501
00:23:27,314 --> 00:23:30,331
I know this really hot thing you can do
502
00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:32,256
with a dinner mint and a feather.
503
00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:33,974
No sex.
504
00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:35,815
How are we even friends?
505
00:23:42,847 --> 00:23:44,079
You're an idiot.
506
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,320
And that's why
you're not getting any coffee.
507
00:23:48,835 --> 00:23:50,451
Susan, hanging your paintings in a gallery
508
00:23:50,452 --> 00:23:52,237
is a major opportunity.
509
00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:53,908
Listen to me.
510
00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:56,812
I consider myself a mentor to you.
511
00:23:56,845 --> 00:23:59,980
What? You have insulted and discouraged me
512
00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:01,631
since the day we met.
513
00:24:01,783 --> 00:24:03,667
What else does a mentor do?
514
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,238
Okay, fine, you got me.
515
00:24:06,239 --> 00:24:08,555
I don't care about you. I care about me.
516
00:24:08,601 --> 00:24:10,123
You came over just to tell me that?
517
00:24:10,124 --> 00:24:11,840
I teach to support my painting.
518
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,191
If one of my students does well,
519
00:24:13,192 --> 00:24:15,470
maybe I can teach at a better college,
520
00:24:15,590 --> 00:24:16,792
like one that doesn't have a major
521
00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:18,651
in air conditioning repair.
522
00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:21,808
Look... if you taught me anything,
523
00:24:21,809 --> 00:24:24,242
it's that the only gallery that matters
524
00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,749
is the one in here.
525
00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:27,541
Was that a tuesday?
526
00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:29,954
Because I drink at lunch on tuesdays.
527
00:24:30,877 --> 00:24:34,159
I made those paintings for me,
and no matter what you say,
528
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,312
I'm not sharing them with anyone.
529
00:24:36,971 --> 00:24:38,088
You're scared.
530
00:24:38,986 --> 00:24:39,936
What?
531
00:24:39,972 --> 00:24:41,588
You're afraid of being judged.
532
00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:45,484
Yep.
533
00:24:45,983 --> 00:24:47,104
You're right.
534
00:24:47,879 --> 00:24:49,989
I'm a big, old scaredy cat,
535
00:24:50,042 --> 00:24:51,881
fear of rejection, never felt good enough,
536
00:24:51,882 --> 00:24:53,098
blah, blah, blah.
537
00:24:53,484 --> 00:24:56,234
Happy? Bye-bye.
538
00:25:05,256 --> 00:25:07,340
So did you get me the paintings?
539
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,151
No, she still won't do it.
540
00:25:09,662 --> 00:25:11,367
But you know what they say.
541
00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,713
Some are born great.
Some achieve greatness,
542
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:17,112
and others have greatness
thrust upon them.
543
00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:20,484
Looks like it's time to start thrusting.
544
00:25:33,581 --> 00:25:36,411
If you're spying on me,
you're not very good at it.
545
00:25:37,056 --> 00:25:39,014
Oh, I thought I was pretty
good when I followed you
546
00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,541
to the gardening store on Euclid.
547
00:25:40,542 --> 00:25:42,861
And that stop you made for frozen yogurt...
548
00:25:43,202 --> 00:25:44,165
our little secret.
549
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,225
Isn't stalking illegal?
550
00:25:47,668 --> 00:25:49,824
We cops like to call it surveillance.
551
00:25:52,272 --> 00:25:54,673
Stay. I'm not done with you.
552
00:25:57,996 --> 00:26:01,999
This guy... the one you say
you don't remember seeing.
553
00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,366
You think you might
remember seeing his car?
554
00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:05,751
- His car?
- Yeah.
555
00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:07,887
A silver ford focus,
556
00:26:07,888 --> 00:26:09,733
just like the one you and Gaby
557
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,382
were dropping back to her aunt Shirley
558
00:26:12,793 --> 00:26:14,207
The day I pulled you over.
559
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,271
What are the odds?
560
00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:17,547
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
561
00:26:17,548 --> 00:26:19,158
You wanna hear another coincidence?
562
00:26:19,159 --> 00:26:21,586
The missing guy's from Oklahoma city.
563
00:26:22,642 --> 00:26:27,359
Wasn't Gaby's aunt a big fan
of the Oklahoma city RedHawks?
564
00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:29,897
I don't know what personality deficiency
565
00:26:29,898 --> 00:26:32,156
causes you to act this way,
but I feel compelled
566
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:35,578
to inform you how utterly
unattractive it makes you.
567
00:26:35,579 --> 00:26:37,706
Fine. You don't wanna answer my questions?
568
00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:40,033
Maybe Gaby does.
569
00:26:40,344 --> 00:26:42,974
You leave Gaby out of this.
Carlos has been sick.
570
00:26:42,975 --> 00:26:44,589
She has her hands full.
571
00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:48,654
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
572
00:26:48,655 --> 00:26:50,810
Well, I'm patient.
573
00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:52,325
I can talk to her later.
574
00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,113
Bree...
575
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,272
I've been a cop for a long time,
576
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,236
and I can always feel when
I'm getting close to the truth.
577
00:27:01,237 --> 00:27:02,966
You wanna hear a wild guess?
578
00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:04,735
If it would allow me
to get on with my day,
579
00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:05,679
I would be delighted.
580
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,445
Something happened with this guy...
581
00:27:07,747 --> 00:27:09,894
something bad and permanent.
582
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,918
Now I don't think you did it,
583
00:27:14,812 --> 00:27:16,579
but I think you know who did.
584
00:27:17,813 --> 00:27:19,378
It's probably one of your friends,
585
00:27:20,456 --> 00:27:24,097
and you, being Bree, are protecting them.
586
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,406
I do protect my friends,
587
00:27:27,191 --> 00:27:29,709
and I would do anything
for them... anything.
588
00:27:30,021 --> 00:27:32,067
They're the one thing in
my life that have never failed me,
589
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,554
and I will never fail them.
590
00:27:34,955 --> 00:27:37,895
And against that, you are powerless.
591
00:27:38,366 --> 00:27:41,463
Now I am tired of your little
guesses and your games,
592
00:27:41,464 --> 00:27:43,120
so if you wanna charge me with something,
593
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:44,986
I suggest you take out your cuffs.
594
00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:48,659
If not, you get the hell off my street.
595
00:28:17,631 --> 00:28:19,215
You scum!
596
00:28:20,201 --> 00:28:22,317
Oh, not you, Mr. Sweeney.
Good to see you again.
597
00:28:22,318 --> 00:28:23,289
Mrs. Solis...
598
00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:25,028
We're sort of in the middle
of something here.
599
00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:25,610
Yeah, I know.
600
00:28:25,612 --> 00:28:27,656
You're in the middle of
stealing my husband's client
601
00:28:27,657 --> 00:28:29,841
while sitting at
his desk in front of a photo
602
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:31,788
of his wife and kids.
603
00:28:33,655 --> 00:28:34,999
Wait a minute. That's not me.
604
00:28:35,401 --> 00:28:38,350
That's me and my girlfriend...
in Belize...
605
00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:39,706
with our dog.
606
00:28:39,707 --> 00:28:43,289
What kind of man puts his
photos on another man's desk?!
607
00:28:43,290 --> 00:28:45,322
Or takes his dog to Belize?
608
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,656
I'll tell you what kind of man...
609
00:28:46,657 --> 00:28:48,312
the kind that shows up for meetings,
610
00:28:48,313 --> 00:28:49,778
unlike your husband.
611
00:28:51,123 --> 00:28:53,360
I told you, he's got the flu.
612
00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:57,000
Gaby, I think Mr. Sweeney
deserves to know the truth.
613
00:29:00,986 --> 00:29:03,033
Fine. I'll tell him.
614
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:04,881
Carlos is a drunk.
615
00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:06,833
He isn't here because he drinks too much
616
00:29:06,834 --> 00:29:08,684
and he's unable to perform
the responsibilities
617
00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,049
that come with the job.
618
00:29:10,571 --> 00:29:11,573
You know what?
619
00:29:11,574 --> 00:29:14,428
Carlos will get sober,
but you will always be
620
00:29:14,429 --> 00:29:16,978
just a... lowlife son of a bitch.
621
00:29:17,328 --> 00:29:18,432
Is this true?
622
00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:21,603
Yeah.
623
00:29:21,604 --> 00:29:24,495
I need to speak to him... right now.
624
00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:34,098
Carlos, Carlos, wake up.
625
00:29:34,099 --> 00:29:35,151
Wake up!
626
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:39,056
Mm, babe, I was just dreaming about you.
627
00:29:39,930 --> 00:29:41,314
You were wearing that little black number.
628
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,944
Carlos! Mr. Sweeney's here.
629
00:29:44,357 --> 00:29:45,208
What?
630
00:29:45,209 --> 00:29:46,464
Hello, Carlos.
631
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,111
Mr. Sweeney.
632
00:29:48,112 --> 00:29:49,495
Mr. Sweeney...
633
00:29:49,966 --> 00:29:51,329
- Yeah.
- In our house.
634
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:54,001
And I'm in pajamas, covered in chips.
635
00:29:54,491 --> 00:29:56,006
He knows what's going on.
636
00:29:57,642 --> 00:29:58,776
I'm sorry.
637
00:30:02,185 --> 00:30:05,319
Um... look, I am, uh, really sorry.
638
00:30:06,934 --> 00:30:09,313
I had a rough couple days,
639
00:30:10,408 --> 00:30:13,377
but I'm fine now. You can count on me.
640
00:30:14,361 --> 00:30:15,684
You see this?
641
00:30:16,463 --> 00:30:18,379
14 years sober.
642
00:30:19,172 --> 00:30:21,147
But there was a time when I was standing
643
00:30:21,148 --> 00:30:22,743
right where you're standing.
644
00:30:23,216 --> 00:30:24,490
The only thing that got me back together
645
00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:27,802
was admitting I had a
problem and going to rehab.
646
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,378
No, uh, that's not where I am.
647
00:30:30,379 --> 00:30:31,473
I mean...
648
00:30:32,948 --> 00:30:35,776
I know it looks bad,
but trust me, I'm fine.
649
00:30:36,549 --> 00:30:38,816
Hmm, well, you can tell yourself that.
650
00:30:39,849 --> 00:30:41,826
But it's time for you to make a choice.
651
00:30:42,228 --> 00:30:44,366
Either throw away everything
you've worked for,
652
00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:45,750
including your family,
653
00:30:46,101 --> 00:30:48,378
or take back control of your life.
654
00:30:50,266 --> 00:30:52,032
Honey, I think you should go.
655
00:30:52,033 --> 00:30:54,340
I know a great place... the place I went.
656
00:30:54,864 --> 00:30:57,874
I can call tomorrow and get
everything set up for you.
657
00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:05,882
It's gonna be okay, sweetie.
658
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:44,007
I'm sorry. That waiter was
totally flirting with you.
659
00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:45,259
He was not.
660
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:48,042
Oh, please, he kept asking
you how your potato was.
661
00:31:48,043 --> 00:31:52,456
I mean, look, it's a potato.
How many ways can it go wrong?
662
00:31:54,201 --> 00:31:55,785
Jared was just being attentive.
663
00:31:55,786 --> 00:31:57,300
Oh, oh, now it's Jared.
664
00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:59,939
I didn't realize you two
were on a first-name basis.
665
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:01,476
You know what?
666
00:32:01,866 --> 00:32:04,094
- I like seeing you jealous.
- I'm not jealous.
667
00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:05,413
He just spent so much time at our table,
668
00:32:05,414 --> 00:32:07,147
he should have split the bill with me.
669
00:32:07,148 --> 00:32:08,462
Jealous...
670
00:32:08,914 --> 00:32:12,888
Nah. Jared only got to bring you a potato.
671
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:14,340
I...
672
00:32:16,507 --> 00:32:18,172
got to bring you home.
673
00:32:19,537 --> 00:32:22,101
Oh, stop! Stop! Stop,
stop, stop! I'm here!
674
00:32:22,102 --> 00:32:23,879
- Oh, my god.
- Lynette! What the hell?
675
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,388
- Oh, my god!
- I'm sorry!
676
00:32:25,389 --> 00:32:27,892
- What is she doing here?
- Yeah, what are you doing here?
677
00:32:27,893 --> 00:32:29,518
I didn't... I didn't think... I wasn't...
678
00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:30,756
I think she's on a bender.
679
00:32:30,757 --> 00:32:32,332
No, no! I just...
680
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:34,379
What? You just what?
681
00:32:41,103 --> 00:32:42,196
Okay.
682
00:32:44,202 --> 00:32:47,032
Why don't I give you guys some privacy?
683
00:32:47,403 --> 00:32:49,298
As ironic as that sounds right now.
684
00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:52,459
I'll be at Chloe's.
685
00:32:56,856 --> 00:33:00,328
Please tell me this is
the first time you have done this.
686
00:33:01,211 --> 00:33:05,506
I just wanted to bring you
your scotch, you know?
687
00:33:05,796 --> 00:33:07,331
For our anniversary.
688
00:33:07,973 --> 00:33:08,817
Anniversary?
689
00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:13,022
Yes. I got the flowers you sent me.
690
00:33:13,836 --> 00:33:14,928
Oh, my god.
691
00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,124
What?
692
00:33:19,816 --> 00:33:24,593
You... remember 12 years ago
when I forgot our anniversary?
693
00:33:25,216 --> 00:33:25,983
I felt so awful,
694
00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:28,433
I placed a standing order at the florist.
695
00:33:30,601 --> 00:33:33,079
I wanted to make sure you
got flowers every year.
696
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,664
- Oh, god.
- I'm so sorry.
697
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:39,523
No. No. Honest mistake.
698
00:33:39,524 --> 00:33:41,605
It w-will never happen again.
699
00:33:41,606 --> 00:33:43,642
I am canceling it first thing tomorrow.
700
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,274
Okay.
701
00:33:51,991 --> 00:33:53,506
I'm going to go.
702
00:33:59,598 --> 00:34:00,569
Lynette?
703
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,596
Your hair looks nice.
704
00:34:08,268 --> 00:34:09,317
Thank you.
705
00:34:22,814 --> 00:34:23,648
You made it.
706
00:34:23,649 --> 00:34:26,271
Oh, Felix was nice enough
to invite me to the opening.
707
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,736
It's the least I could do.
708
00:34:28,388 --> 00:34:29,924
Susan, that's art.
709
00:34:32,924 --> 00:34:33,887
Sorry.
710
00:34:38,736 --> 00:34:39,832
There's a lot of people here.
711
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,952
Yep. And before the night's over,
712
00:34:41,953 --> 00:34:44,543
I believe they'll all
be talking about you.
713
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,640
What?
714
00:34:47,011 --> 00:34:48,295
I did something,
715
00:34:48,939 --> 00:34:50,565
and you're gonna thank me for it.
716
00:34:53,112 --> 00:34:54,021
Oh, my god.
717
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,148
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.
718
00:34:59,149 --> 00:35:00,203
You're welcome.
719
00:35:01,418 --> 00:35:02,880
What did you do?
720
00:35:03,794 --> 00:35:05,785
Well, you seemed so terrified
about displaying your work.
721
00:35:05,786 --> 00:35:08,555
I figured I'd rip off
the band-aid for you.
722
00:35:09,246 --> 00:35:11,745
And see? You're a hit.
723
00:35:13,511 --> 00:35:14,847
Don't forget who made you.
724
00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:30,621
Sweetie, can I help you?
725
00:35:31,232 --> 00:35:33,821
Nope. Don't mind me. I'm just...
726
00:35:34,554 --> 00:35:36,310
adjusting the...
727
00:35:41,188 --> 00:35:43,510
That is really stuck on good, huh?
728
00:35:43,511 --> 00:35:44,673
What are you doing?
729
00:35:44,674 --> 00:35:46,918
Andre submitted these without my consent.
730
00:35:46,919 --> 00:35:49,466
They were meant to be private.
I really want them back.
731
00:35:49,467 --> 00:35:52,597
Oh, jeez! How many screws
have you got in there?
732
00:35:52,598 --> 00:35:53,619
Stop it!
733
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,865
The only way they're coming
down is if somebody buys them.
734
00:35:59,161 --> 00:36:01,923
Felix, please, please give them back.
735
00:36:01,924 --> 00:36:04,182
No one can see these!
736
00:36:08,015 --> 00:36:09,992
Oh, you are clever.
737
00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:13,990
Creating a scene like a crazy artist.
738
00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:16,718
There is not a person in this room
739
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,675
who isn't looking this way.
740
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,425
You're a genius.
741
00:36:19,426 --> 00:36:21,896
No! No, I'm not a genius. I swear.
742
00:36:21,897 --> 00:36:23,438
I just need the paintings!
743
00:36:23,439 --> 00:36:24,867
Keep it up. Keep it up.
744
00:36:24,868 --> 00:36:27,011
I'm gonna grab the photographer
from the "Sentinel."
745
00:36:27,012 --> 00:36:28,497
The crazier, the better.
746
00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,471
Oh, her mind has snapped. Oh!
747
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,819
Stupid art!
748
00:36:52,052 --> 00:36:54,686
Bree, it's Susan. I know
we're not talking right now,
749
00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,866
but I really need you... and Gaby..
750
00:36:57,178 --> 00:36:58,433
and your checkbooks.
751
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,589
Susan, this isn't art.
It's an illustrated confession!
752
00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:05,070
It's like a kid's book.
753
00:37:05,071 --> 00:37:07,190
"Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick."
754
00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:09,308
"See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane, run!"
755
00:37:09,659 --> 00:37:10,757
Oh, I swear I didn't know.
756
00:37:10,758 --> 00:37:13,136
He just took them out of
the classroom and put them up.
757
00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:14,872
Well, we have to get
them down immediately.
758
00:37:14,873 --> 00:37:17,668
Hello, ladies. Are you enjoying the art?
759
00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:19,866
Yes, so much so, that we would like to buy
760
00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:21,728
this whole series of paintings.
761
00:37:21,729 --> 00:37:23,586
- And take them home with us.
- Immediately.
762
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:25,899
Uh, ordinarily, I would place
763
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,322
a-a sticker on the work that says "Sold,"
764
00:37:28,323 --> 00:37:30,706
and then I would contact
you when the show's over.
765
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,608
Yeah, well, you heard the lady.
We gotta have these paintings,
766
00:37:32,609 --> 00:37:34,324
and we gotta have 'em now. So how much?
767
00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:36,947
Well... oh. Well, if you're
gonna buy the whole series,
768
00:37:36,948 --> 00:37:39,479
I suppose I can trim
a little off the price.
769
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:41,707
$10,000 should cover it.
770
00:37:41,708 --> 00:37:43,623
$10,000 for my art?
771
00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:46,663
I mean, seems a little steep.
772
00:37:46,985 --> 00:37:49,958
Yeah. She painted my kids
a mural of monkeys playing soccer
773
00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,262
for a bottle of wine.
774
00:37:52,828 --> 00:37:54,030
Fine. We'll take 'em.
775
00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:56,703
Congratulations, Mrs. Delfino.
776
00:37:56,704 --> 00:37:59,092
You are officially sold out,
777
00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:01,898
thanks to this lovely lesbian couple.
778
00:38:01,899 --> 00:38:04,005
- Oh, we're not...
- You know what? This is not the time.
779
00:38:04,808 --> 00:38:07,125
Oh, we'll start pulling the pieces down.
780
00:38:08,612 --> 00:38:09,705
I'm so sorry.
781
00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,641
Tomorrow I'm back to
monkeys and squirrels.
782
00:38:12,366 --> 00:38:13,693
You bought these?
783
00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:16,224
Yep. They're ours, so stop looking at 'em.
784
00:38:16,663 --> 00:38:18,199
You really have a good eye.
785
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,697
Yes. They're so powerful.
786
00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:23,275
It's clearly an allegory
for the bludgeoning
787
00:38:23,276 --> 00:38:26,086
and burying of the middle
class in this country.
788
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,149
Oh, I don't know.
789
00:38:29,493 --> 00:38:33,860
All I see is four women who
killed a guy with a candlestick
790
00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:36,177
and dumped his body in the woods.
791
00:38:37,825 --> 00:38:39,009
But then again...
792
00:38:39,742 --> 00:38:41,366
what do I know about art?
793
00:38:47,584 --> 00:38:49,150
Chuck, you followed me here?
794
00:38:49,643 --> 00:38:50,859
Why would he be following you?
795
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:51,711
Yeah, what's going on?
796
00:38:51,712 --> 00:38:53,850
I'm just trying to get a little culture.
797
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,283
Susan, you painted these?
798
00:38:58,798 --> 00:38:59,942
Y-yes.
799
00:39:00,374 --> 00:39:04,189
Bravo. They are... amazing.
800
00:39:04,215 --> 00:39:06,693
I-I mean, this one, for example,
801
00:39:06,694 --> 00:39:09,925
I me, I'm-I'm getting
shivers just looking at it.
802
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,595
And... is it me...
803
00:39:13,027 --> 00:39:15,316
or do those women look familiar?
804
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,837
And the short one kind
of looks like you, Gaby.
805
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:24,968
And, uh, there's you, Susan,
806
00:39:25,338 --> 00:39:26,453
and your friend Lynette,
807
00:39:26,454 --> 00:39:28,762
and pretty one with the red hair...
808
00:39:28,763 --> 00:39:31,139
well... who else but Bree?
809
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:33,025
It's a work of art.
810
00:39:33,026 --> 00:39:35,064
I'm sure it's open to interpretation.
811
00:39:35,506 --> 00:39:37,171
No, I'm pretty certain it's you.
812
00:39:38,672 --> 00:39:40,557
What I can't figure out is...
813
00:39:42,242 --> 00:39:43,667
who's that?
814
00:39:45,906 --> 00:39:46,763
Susan, you painted it.
815
00:39:46,764 --> 00:39:50,005
You can't tell me who that
dead body might represent?
816
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:53,184
Bree?
817
00:39:53,185 --> 00:39:54,311
Any theories?
818
00:39:55,265 --> 00:39:58,567
Maybe a certain...
missing person from Oklahoma?
819
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:01,747
Okay, what the hell is he talking about?
820
00:40:05,041 --> 00:40:07,778
I am this close to putting this together,
821
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:09,676
but you know what?
822
00:40:10,388 --> 00:40:12,596
I think I'm gonna take my time,
823
00:40:13,535 --> 00:40:17,715
because I want to enjoy
watching the ice princess melt.
824
00:40:24,577 --> 00:40:25,732
Bree?
825
00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,537
What is he talking about?
826
00:40:27,538 --> 00:40:30,026
Alejandro... somebody reported him missing,
827
00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:31,461
and Chuck thinks we're connected.
828
00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:32,932
Oh, god.
829
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:34,839
Is that why he was at
your house the other day?
830
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,658
- Yes.
- But I asked you about that.
831
00:40:36,659 --> 00:40:37,553
Why didn't you tell me?
832
00:40:37,554 --> 00:40:39,699
'Cause you're going through
such a hard time with Carlos.
833
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,420
I didn't wanna burden you.
834
00:40:41,421 --> 00:40:44,091
God, Bree. More secrets?
835
00:40:45,756 --> 00:40:47,451
What did you think you were doing?
836
00:40:47,452 --> 00:40:48,917
I was protecting you.
837
00:40:48,918 --> 00:40:50,484
I've been protecting all of you.
838
00:40:50,485 --> 00:40:51,411
Ever since that night,
839
00:40:51,412 --> 00:40:53,902
I am the one trying to
keep this thing together!
840
00:40:54,262 --> 00:40:55,265
Yeah, well, great job.
841
00:41:09,184 --> 00:41:11,141
There's the woman of the hour.
842
00:41:11,563 --> 00:41:12,827
How do you feel?
843
00:41:14,885 --> 00:41:17,321
I never wanted people
to see these paintings.
844
00:41:18,826 --> 00:41:20,606
I feel...
845
00:41:21,832 --> 00:41:22,865
miserable.
846
00:41:25,971 --> 00:41:27,799
Then congratulations.
847
00:41:30,499 --> 00:41:31,983
You're finally an artist.
848
00:41:36,018 --> 00:41:41,330
Yes, there comes a time when
we must expose our weaknesses...
849
00:41:44,541 --> 00:41:48,245
when our secrets can no
longer remain private...
850
00:41:50,824 --> 00:41:54,807
when our solitude can
no longer be denied...
851
00:41:59,794 --> 00:42:03,961
when our pain can no longer be ignored...
852
00:42:07,231 --> 00:42:10,422
but sometimes we feel so alone...
853
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,953
that a weakness
we thought we'd overcome...
854
00:42:16,653 --> 00:42:20,649
suddenly becomes too strong to fight.
855
00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:27,458
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