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Harley Wilkes was your father.
He left you his practice.
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Sure are taking your time
with that bandage, Doc.
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If there's anything
I can do to repay the favor,
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you know where to find me.
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I guess I'm just not
that kind of girl.
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Is this why you stopped our
little frolic the other night?
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You got googly eyes
for golden boy George?
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Hello there, Dr. Hart.
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Are you sure you want
to be seen talking to me?
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Yeah, I'll take my chances.
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Zoe Hart has flipped
some New York switch in you,
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and you are just not
the same person anymore.
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You know how difficult
this is for me.
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Difficult never stopped me.
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I'm so sorry that
I don't know what I want.
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Can't believe you've
gone this long
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without tasting
Agnes's sweet tea.
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It's a Southern staple.
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I'm not really
into sugary things.
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It's not that sugary.
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Well, not if you compare
it to her grape lemonade
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or... a cup of sugar.
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Shep! How's it going?
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Well, how do you
think it's going?
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Ever since you started that
steak of the month club,
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I spend every fourth Tuesday
being chased by gators.
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Now, I'm pretty
attached to my legs.
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I'd like to stay that way.
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And I got a package
for you, Dr. Hart.
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It's from your mom.
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Nice note.
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Seems like she had
a good time down here.
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Glad you two made up.
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- Shep...
- Huh?
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We'll see you around. Okay?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Oh...
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Cashmere. That's nice.
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My mother doesn't do nice.
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She definitely doesn't send
a package without an agenda.
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There's obviously...
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One of your friends got married?
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- My college roommate.
- There.
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So your mama was being nice.
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Lavon, you so don't understand
New York mothers.
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She sent this to imply that
my life is at a standstill
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while everyone in
New York is moving on.
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Look at Sophie, she's married,
in private practice,
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while you're doing
a whole big fat nothing.
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"Thought I would
enjoy this," my ass.
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Big Z, no offense...
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I mean, it's not like you, you
working on a social life here.
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A, it is impossible to have
a social life in BlueBell.
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Who am I gonna date, Crazy Earl?
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And B, it doesn't matter,
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because I'm only here for work.
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And it just so happens that
I find my work very rewarding.
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A pig?
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You want me to stitch up a pig?
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The vet's all the way
in Mobile.
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Please, ma'am,
he's our mascot.
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So, you single?
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Miss Breeland,
I-I'm sorry, I just can't.
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Listen, the entire Junior
League was counting on you.
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I'm sure, but...
I'm afraid I'm double-booked.
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NASCAR and I do a lot of work
for the Make-A-Wish Foundation,
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and there's a lot of kids
in Birmingham that really...
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Okay, let me tell you something,
Mr. Brian Vickers.
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You may think that
you take your life
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in your hands every time
you take the wheel,
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but you have not known
true fear-- until now.
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Because I am siccing the
entire BlueBell chapter
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of the Alabama Junior League
on you, and we will be watching,
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and waiting until
the time is right...
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to strike.
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You take care. It was such
a pleasure to meet you.
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You say hello to
the children for me.
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It was nice meeting you as well.
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Hey, Brian.
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Hey, dude.
You okay, man?
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Ah, man, I'm...
Tell her I'm sorry.
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I'm... terribly sorry.
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Let me guess,
he cancelled?
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The day before the event.
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I promised that I could
deliver a major NASCAR driver.
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Now what am I supposed
to tell Delia Ann
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and the rest of
the Junior League?
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That he cancelled?
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George, the turtle race raises
money for ecological purposes.
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It's a, it's a very
important cause.
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The cause...
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is great, but, I mean...
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The race?
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I mean, you gotta admit, it's...
it's a... it's a little silly.
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Oh, honey. It's okay.
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No one expects you to come.
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Okay, what are you saying?
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Everybody knows
that you're afraid of reptiles.
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Okay, I am not
afraid of reptiles!
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Okay? I'm practically
poker buddies
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- with Burt Reynolds the alligator.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just those... racing
turtles are a little...
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well, they're
a little unpredictable.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, that Margaret Mitchell
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- got me in the arm last year.
- Dearest, it's okay.
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You know what? Tomorrow
night you can just go off
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and do whatever you want.
Have a good time.
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Baby, I'm serious.
She bit me.
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They bite!
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Okay.
And how long have you been
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experiencing the symptoms?
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The mild headache
and the hangnail.
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Couple weeks.
Few days. Don't know.
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Is it true you're
from New York?
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- Yes.
- How long you been in town?
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A couple of months.
So is the pain all over
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- your head, or just in the front?
- You dating anyone?
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It just so happens that
I'm taking a year off
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- from the dating scene.
- Mm.
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I'm supposed to be
asking you the questions.
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Wow, look at that,
headache's gone.
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You are a great doctor.
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Wait, what?
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I'll just take my lollipop
and skedaddle.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't see the sock on the
door of my medical practice.
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What's eating you?
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All my friends in New York
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are evolving: going to
openings and parties.
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First-run movies.
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Getting married
in the New York Times.
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When I get back to New York,
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I'm going to be like
one of those astronauts
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from Avatar, who were shoved
into sleeping pods
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and wake up with a year
of their life just gone,
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while not advancing
their surgical skills
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or their social life.
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So, start dating.
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I mean, you might meet
somebody wonderful here.
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I know I did.
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Oh, honey.
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Bill, you are absolutely right.
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He is?
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Mm-hmm.
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I may only be here a year,
but I need to evolve, too.
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I should date.
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Now, I don't expect to meet
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my perfect match in BlueBell--
I'm not banana balls--
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but it's time to get out
of that sleep pod thingy.
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Put a little life experience
under my belt.
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Yeah. I'm gonna date.
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I don't understand.
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There must be some single guys
in BlueBell.
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'Course there are.
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Well, I do gut my own fish.
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And a good fish gutter
is so hard to find.
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Tom, I've told you before,
you're just too young for me.
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Well, Shelley,
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thank you for the grub.
Keep the change. And you...
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I heard that you, uh,
stitched up our Bo.
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Bet it's the first time you ever
had to do anything like that.
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What? No. I-I... I did a farm
rotation in med school. Mm-hmm.
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Udder bypasses.
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Beakectomies.
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Goat-o-suction.
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Right.
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Well, you have a nice day.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, honey, don't tell me.
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George Tucker is the absolute
opposite of single.
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Which means he's...
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Taken. I know.
I don't like George.
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There's got to be some
other guy in this town.
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Someone...
like George, but single.
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Well, there's always Wade.
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You did nearly hook up
with him a couple weeks ago.
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Yeah, and that was a
mistake, mistake, mistake!
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Why don't you just
give him a chance?
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And then tell me
all about it.
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Oh, hey, Doc.
Shelley.
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Uh, two beers.
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And two more for my wife.
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Anyway, so he's drunk,
and the other one...
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Brian Vickers bowed out?
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It's not a problem.
I'll just find somebody else
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to cohost with me.
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I'll just...
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call that agent in Mobile,
and we'll just drum up
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some other sports celebrity.
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But why?
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We've got our own local legend
right in town-- Mayor Hayes.
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Oh, no.
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We can do much better than that.
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I disagree.
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Excuse me?
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Obviously, I am not
a fan of the man.
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But it's time for this
league to face the fact
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that the man is
astoundingly popular.
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It's settled.
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Ask him this afternoon.
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- But...
- I'm sure I didn't hear a "but."
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Of course you didn't.
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It's such a great idea!
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Wade is married?
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- How could I not know this? - We
didn't know they were still married.
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But how? Who? Huh?
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About four years ago, Tansy
and Wade were messing around
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for a few weeks.
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Then one night, they get
rip-roaring drunk
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and come back married.
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Just like a bad sitcom,
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except instead of Vegas,
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it was a shrimp boat
in international waters.
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Only lasted about four months,
'cause they fought all the time.
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Thought they were divorced,
but apparently...
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There are no single
men in BlueBell.
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Excuse me.
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Hi. Uh... Dr. Hart?
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Dr. Judson Lyons.
I'm a vet up in Mobile.
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- Uh, hi, Dr. Lyons.
- I just wanted to
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thank you for that
wonderful job you did on Bo.
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I've never saw subcuticular
sutures on a pig before.
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Oh. It was nothing.
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May I ask you to dinner?
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- As a thank you?
- You're kidding.
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And by that,
she means, "Hell, yes!"
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I-It's nice.
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I don't want nice!
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I want to knock him dead.
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I want va-va-voom.
Is it va-va-voomy?
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Z, isn't there a girl
around you could ask?
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Come on, Lavon, I am so excited.
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Okay. The vet, Judson--
that's his name--
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Oh, we love Jud.
He treats Burt Reynolds.
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There's not many vets out
there who make house calls
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- for alligators.
- Yeah, he seems kind of awesome.
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We didn't talk for too long.
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But he is handsome.
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He loves animals,
and he's a doctor, too.
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- And guess what?
- What?
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We're going to
an actual restaurant!
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I've never been on a first date
in a restaurant before.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, right. I should
probably mention
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that I haven't been
on a date in eight years.
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Eight years?
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How is that possible?
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Well, my ex-boyfriend and I
were together for six years,
254
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,733
and that was just
a study session that
255
00:10:19,801 --> 00:10:21,402
turned into a hook up
that turned into six years.
256
00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:23,369
Oh, wow.
257
00:10:26,507 --> 00:10:27,473
Hello.
258
00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:29,174
Oh, my, what a nice dress.
259
00:10:29,242 --> 00:10:31,644
Oh, goodness, I am
so sorry for your loss.
260
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:32,912
I presume
you're off to a funeral.
261
00:10:35,449 --> 00:10:36,582
Mayor Hayes,
262
00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,317
we have a favor to ask.
263
00:10:38,385 --> 00:10:39,984
We all know you're
incredibly busy.
264
00:10:40,052 --> 00:10:42,120
As are we. So why don't we
just get this over with,
265
00:10:42,187 --> 00:10:43,588
and you can go ahead
and say no.
266
00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,924
Usually I like to hear
a request before I refuse it.
267
00:10:45,991 --> 00:10:48,660
Request is, will you
do us the honor
268
00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:51,296
of cohosting the Junior League
Turtle Derby with Lemon?
269
00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:55,065
Again, we know that you have
many civic obligations
270
00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,034
and couldn't possibly, so...
271
00:10:57,101 --> 00:11:00,604
It's an important town
event for charity.
272
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:03,140
And cohosting with
Lemon Breeland--
273
00:11:03,207 --> 00:11:04,141
that sounds delightful.
274
00:11:06,344 --> 00:11:08,345
My idea.
275
00:11:10,415 --> 00:11:12,582
Dr. Hart,
Dr. Hart, hi.
276
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:13,616
Well, hello there.
277
00:11:13,684 --> 00:11:15,652
Hey, Tansy,
how's that hangnail?
278
00:11:15,719 --> 00:11:18,020
Oh, we both know there was
nothing wrong with me.
279
00:11:18,088 --> 00:11:19,689
Just came by
to check out
280
00:11:19,757 --> 00:11:21,023
this electricity-hogging
New York princess.
281
00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:23,292
Wade's been
complaining about.
282
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,761
He is my husband,
you know.
283
00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:25,795
Yeah, so I've heard.
284
00:11:25,863 --> 00:11:26,962
Mazel tov.
285
00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:28,096
Wade's a great guy.
286
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,465
Well, ta-ta.
287
00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:32,167
My husband and I have
somewhere we need to be.
288
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,368
Baby. Hi.
289
00:11:33,436 --> 00:11:35,136
Ba-bam.
290
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:36,605
Mwah.
291
00:11:36,673 --> 00:11:37,840
We gonna do this or what?
292
00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:39,407
Yep.
293
00:11:40,944 --> 00:11:42,877
We're getting a divorce.
294
00:11:42,945 --> 00:11:44,345
Tucker, give us the papers.
295
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,781
Well, hello, Wade.
296
00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:47,849
- Hey, Tansy.
- Hey.
297
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,751
Uh, let me just
grab 'em real quick.
298
00:11:50,819 --> 00:11:54,622
All right, okay, I'm a-- I'm
assuming not much has changed
299
00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:57,257
since I drew these up
four years ago.
300
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,258
Uh, still no children?
301
00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:01,260
- Still no...
- Money,
302
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:02,629
right, which is
303
00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:04,631
why we were hoping you're
working on commission today.
304
00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:07,701
Yeah, that's right, buddy;
We'll just add it to your tab.
305
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,068
Can't believe we never
got around to signing it.
306
00:12:09,136 --> 00:12:11,404
I did try, like, four times,
307
00:12:11,472 --> 00:12:13,239
but you, you had
that thing with your mom
308
00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:16,041
and then vacation
in Branson, so...
309
00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:19,644
I've been real swamped, but, come on, it
hasn't been so hard being married to me.
310
00:12:19,712 --> 00:12:21,914
As far as wives go, I've
been pretty undemanding.
311
00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:24,850
You have been pretty easy
on that whole fidelity thing.
312
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:28,353
Okay, so, um, before you sign
the divorce papers,
313
00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:29,421
there's a question
314
00:12:29,489 --> 00:12:30,855
I always ask my clients,
and that is,
315
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:34,025
uh, are you sure that the two
of you have done everything
316
00:12:34,092 --> 00:12:35,860
in your power to save
your marriage?
317
00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:39,764
Well, I ain't seen her
in a year,
318
00:12:39,832 --> 00:12:40,932
we haven't slept together
in three,
319
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,402
so, uh, it's hard to say.
320
00:12:44,469 --> 00:12:45,870
What do you think, Tans,
321
00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:47,905
one more roll in the hay
just to make Tucker feel better?
322
00:12:47,972 --> 00:12:49,573
That's not necessary.
323
00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:52,142
I'm afraid my fiancé might
take issue with that.
324
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:55,078
Oh, right. Wait a minute, you--
she-- you're engaged?
325
00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:56,914
Yeah. So Wade and I trying
to work things out now
326
00:12:56,981 --> 00:12:58,682
- would be a mite awkward.
- All right, then,
327
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,383
I think it's time
the two of you go ahead
328
00:13:00,451 --> 00:13:01,484
and sign those papers.
329
00:13:01,553 --> 00:13:03,352
And for that legal advice,
330
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,754
you're gonna charge us
a hundred bucks?
331
00:13:04,821 --> 00:13:06,622
Come on, man.
332
00:13:11,828 --> 00:13:14,597
Ooh, look, there's a Woody Allen
festival in Mobile.
333
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:16,432
Judson and I could go
after dinner.
334
00:13:16,499 --> 00:13:17,867
Hate to break
it to you, Zo,
335
00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:19,500
but people outside
of L.A. and New York
336
00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:21,269
don't really do
Woody Allen.
337
00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:22,571
Really?
338
00:13:22,638 --> 00:13:23,838
That's interesting.
339
00:13:23,906 --> 00:13:25,373
I think I'll add it
to my flash cards.
340
00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:28,409
"Why don't you like
Woody Allen?"
341
00:13:28,477 --> 00:13:29,611
You got to be
kidding me.
342
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,880
What?
343
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,615
I make a list
of potential date chitchat.
344
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:35,616
You don't do that?
345
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:39,486
"If you were on death row,
what would your last meal be?
346
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:42,522
Also, why are you
on death row?"
347
00:13:42,591 --> 00:13:43,958
You can't be serious.
348
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:46,460
How else am I supposed to have
an interesting conversation?
349
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:49,029
If it's the right person,
conversation will just flow.
350
00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:52,231
I'm not really
a flow-y kind of person.
351
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,466
Of course you are.
352
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,334
You know, I know
you don't like to talk
353
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,670
about your boyfriend
in New York.
354
00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:59,872
The one who dumped me
in the lobby of a hospital
355
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,074
a week before I moved here?
356
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,141
No, I do not.
357
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,743
And I get that,
I get that,
358
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:05,511
but let's just try
and remember
359
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,413
just for a second what it felt
like in those first days
360
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:12,183
of falling in love,
so full of possibility.
361
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,785
Yeah.
362
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,786
I love Bill,
363
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,322
but sometimes I'd give anything
364
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,424
to have a magical
first date again,
365
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,627
sharing secrets,
sharing dreams,
366
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,829
finding someone
to share your soul.
367
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:26,530
All right,
368
00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:27,798
divorced.
369
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,667
Finally.
370
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,202
Hey, just so you know, you're
the best wife I ever had.
371
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:34,839
We did have some good times.
372
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,807
Remember that night that
we made our own moonshine?
373
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:39,843
I do recall we found
some pleasant ways
374
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:42,211
to occupy our time.
375
00:14:42,279 --> 00:14:45,214
Thanks for being such a good
sport about everything, Wade.
376
00:14:45,282 --> 00:14:48,985
I have met a great guy, and
this time, no shrimp boat.
377
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:51,587
I am going to have the
whole white veil, garter,
378
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,623
cake in the face,
everything,
379
00:14:53,691 --> 00:14:55,924
and this time, I think
it might actually stick.
380
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,361
I can't wait to meet him.
381
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:02,698
Um, yeah, about that,
Colt's a little jealous,
382
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,433
so I actually think you two
should probably not interact.
383
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:06,535
Seriously?
384
00:15:06,602 --> 00:15:08,137
Thank you.
You are the best.
385
00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:12,140
Yeah, dang,
you're a sexy creature.
386
00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:15,643
Say it again.
387
00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,344
I said you are
a sexy creature.
388
00:15:17,412 --> 00:15:19,380
Hell, no.
389
00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:22,050
Hey.
390
00:15:22,117 --> 00:15:23,484
Remember when we were
playing Daphne High?
391
00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:24,786
I broke a rib
blocking that guy
392
00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:26,253
who was about to put
you in a wheelchair?
393
00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:27,487
I guess so.
394
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:29,222
Good, 'cause you
still owe me a favor.
395
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:30,824
- Where's divorce papers?
- Why, Wade?
396
00:15:30,892 --> 00:15:32,625
I mean, what,
what exactly is go...?
397
00:15:32,694 --> 00:15:33,827
Oh, okay.
398
00:15:33,895 --> 00:15:35,428
I'm not getting
divorced,
399
00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:36,697
that's what.
400
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:39,199
Thank you.
401
00:15:57,049 --> 00:15:58,084
Do you like your name?
402
00:15:58,151 --> 00:15:59,118
Judson.
403
00:15:59,686 --> 00:16:01,019
Can I call you Jud?
404
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:05,290
Team Jacob or Team Edward?
405
00:16:08,826 --> 00:16:11,662
Do you think it's okay
for doctors to wear shorts?
406
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:28,678
Hello.
407
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,149
Judson, it's Zoe.
408
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:34,852
I've been thinking--
I-I don't feel well.
409
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:36,220
I think I'm sick.
410
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,455
I'm a doctor--
actually, I know I'm sick.
411
00:16:40,622 --> 00:16:42,925
I'm so sorry,
I can't make it tonight.
412
00:16:43,993 --> 00:16:46,229
Okay, well,
I, I hope you feel better.
413
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,430
Okay, thank you.
414
00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:03,260
I just don't get it.
415
00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:04,894
I mean, I knew
you were nervous,
416
00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,429
but I thought
you were excited.
417
00:17:06,996 --> 00:17:08,129
You said
he seemed awesome.
418
00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:09,832
What part of "I don't want
to talk about it"
419
00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,299
do you not understand?
420
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,768
I feel terrible, okay,
but there's nothing
421
00:17:12,836 --> 00:17:13,836
I can do
about it now.
422
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:14,937
So can we please
just forget it?
423
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:16,805
Okay, okay.
424
00:17:19,274 --> 00:17:21,208
Poor Judson.
425
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:23,711
It's just plain mean.
426
00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:25,112
It's just plain stupid.
427
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,514
She's not getting
any younger.
428
00:17:26,582 --> 00:17:28,916
Her childbearing
years are dwindling.
429
00:17:28,984 --> 00:17:30,351
Zoe Hart, what
is wrong with you?
430
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:31,719
The only good
single man
431
00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:34,020
in four counties,
and you stand him up?
432
00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:35,355
Why?
433
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,156
Why would
you do that?
434
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:40,460
You know, I probably
should be getting to work.
435
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:47,100
Okay, so usually we set up
the track at the bar.
436
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,103
Yeah, well, usually,
Lavon Hayes isn't the cohost.
437
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,771
I say we shake
things up a bit.
438
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:53,873
Okay.
439
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,775
Okay?
440
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,744
Wait, you-you're not
gonna argue with me?
441
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,380
No, Lavon, I just want to get through
this meeting as fast as possible,
442
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,616
and I can't even believe that
you agreed to cohost with me.
443
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,683
Lemon, come on now.
444
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,118
Look, I knew
it was gonna bother you,
445
00:18:07,185 --> 00:18:09,186
but I just thought
maybe you could see
446
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,422
that we could have
some fun together.
447
00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,692
I'm engaged.
448
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,631
I realize that, and I also
realize that you and I
449
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,132
are long over,
450
00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,767
but we both live
in the same small town.
451
00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,169
We...
452
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,605
Afternoon, Mayor Hayes.
453
00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,641
We got to figure out
a way to get along.
454
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,543
You're right.
455
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,011
So maybe we can be friends.
456
00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:36,346
- I'd like that.
- Yeah.
457
00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:37,880
And what better way
to start a friendship
458
00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:40,082
than with a turtle race?
459
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:45,320
Oh, wait, you can be
the first to meet...
460
00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:50,593
Slow Bob.
461
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:51,961
- You have a turtle?
- Yeah.
462
00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,695
I caught him the other day
running from Burt Reynolds.
463
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:54,763
He can really fly.
464
00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:55,830
I'm gonna put him
in the race.
465
00:18:55,898 --> 00:18:57,065
Oh, no, no.
466
00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:58,934
Delia Ann's turtle
Margaret Mitchell
467
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,735
has won the turtle race
for the last 18 years.
468
00:19:00,803 --> 00:19:02,470
Because everybody throws
the race for her.
469
00:19:02,538 --> 00:19:04,172
Well, Delia Ann is
a powerful woman.
470
00:19:04,239 --> 00:19:06,007
She gets what she wants.
It's her event.
471
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,576
Well, I am
Mayor Lavon Hayes,
472
00:19:07,643 --> 00:19:09,477
a-and Slow Bob here
is scrappy.
473
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,711
You can't discount scrappy.
474
00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:14,782
Tonight things change.
475
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,250
Yeah, well, we'll see.
476
00:19:20,922 --> 00:19:22,222
I'm gonna call it a day.
477
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,291
Well, you can't just
go home and wallow.
478
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,725
And I won't.
479
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:27,159
My mother had a point.
480
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:28,628
I need to make
a life here,
481
00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:31,263
and maybe it needs to be a
life by myself right now,
482
00:19:31,331 --> 00:19:33,666
so I'm gonna take
myself on a date
483
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,702
as an independent,
self-reliant woman.
484
00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:39,105
Well, good for you.
485
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:42,307
Mm-hmm, as soon as you give
me a lift to the bus stop.
486
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:47,378
Wade Kinsella,
have you gone certifiable?
487
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:48,580
Take it you got
my message.
488
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:50,181
Yeah, I got
your message.
489
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:51,483
You ripped up
our divorce papers?
490
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:52,651
What is wrong with you?
491
00:19:52,719 --> 00:19:53,885
You didn't tell me
492
00:19:53,953 --> 00:19:56,287
that Colt is also known
as Todd Gainey Jr.
493
00:19:56,355 --> 00:19:57,655
You know him?
494
00:19:57,723 --> 00:19:59,490
Yeah. Yeah, well, his daddy
and mine used to work
495
00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,225
on the same fishing
boat when we were kids.
496
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:02,727
Now, my daddy--
he may be a drunk,
497
00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:04,829
but those Gainey boys never
let up, making fun of him.
498
00:20:04,896 --> 00:20:08,666
Todd was a bully then and
I bet you he's bully now.
499
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:10,768
You can do better, Tans,
that's all I'm saying.
500
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:13,470
That's why you did this--
'cause I can do better?
501
00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:14,938
I don't want you
to be mad, Tans;
502
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,041
It's just, I can't
let you marry him.
503
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:20,110
You're such an idiot.
504
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,348
Hi.
505
00:20:25,415 --> 00:20:26,282
One ticket, please.
506
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,051
That's right, one.
507
00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:29,318
I'm here by myself.
508
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:31,186
Don't give me
that pitying look.
509
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,657
Well, well, well,
510
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:36,558
looks like BlueBell's
fish out of water decided
511
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,627
to swim upstream
to Mobile.
512
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,930
George, um, what are
you doing here?
513
00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:45,000
Well, looks like we are the
only two Woody Allen fans
514
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:46,134
on the entire Eastern shore.
515
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,435
One, please.
516
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:52,206
Wow, yeah,
what a coincidence.
517
00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:53,675
Well, you enjoy your movie.
518
00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:54,809
See you in BlueBell.
519
00:20:54,877 --> 00:20:57,311
Oh, or... or
we could, uh,
520
00:20:57,379 --> 00:20:59,781
you know, we could
go in together.
521
00:21:02,116 --> 00:21:05,719
Yeah, right, right.
522
00:21:05,787 --> 00:21:07,587
Why not?
523
00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:08,588
Okay.
524
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,524
Thank you.
My husband gave these to me, yes.
525
00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,426
Well, actually,
they've been in the family
526
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:26,794
for 15 years.
527
00:21:26,861 --> 00:21:27,761
Oh.
528
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,362
Oh, you just go bye-bye
529
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:30,764
with that stuff.
530
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:31,864
Hello.
531
00:21:31,932 --> 00:21:32,799
Hello, everyone.
532
00:21:32,866 --> 00:21:34,334
I'm Lemon Breeland.
533
00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:36,035
And I'm Mayor Lavon Hayes,
and welcome
534
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:39,673
to the 20th Annual Junior League
Black Tie Turtle Derby,
535
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:40,940
where the going gets slow,
536
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,142
and the slow get going.
537
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,778
And I would like to offer
538
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:48,681
a special welcome to Delia
Ann Lee, who dreamed up
539
00:21:48,748 --> 00:21:51,383
this beautiful event over 20
years ago and, in doing so,
540
00:21:51,451 --> 00:21:54,687
has preserved the local
turtle population.
541
00:21:54,754 --> 00:21:56,054
And now our esteemed mayor
will explain the rules.
542
00:21:56,122 --> 00:21:57,088
We'll have four
543
00:21:57,156 --> 00:21:58,557
preliminary heats.
544
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,591
The winners will move on
to race for the championship
545
00:22:00,659 --> 00:22:03,594
and immortality in the field
of reptile athletics.
546
00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,899
A general reminder.
547
00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:10,501
This is an honorable event.
548
00:22:10,569 --> 00:22:12,903
Cheating will not
be tolerated here.
549
00:22:15,506 --> 00:22:16,640
May the best
turtle win!
550
00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:23,112
Wow.
551
00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:26,750
I forgot how much that movie is
such a love letter to New York.
552
00:22:26,818 --> 00:22:28,184
Yeah.
553
00:22:28,252 --> 00:22:29,853
You must miss
it a lot, huh?
554
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,187
Oh, my God, every day.
555
00:22:31,255 --> 00:22:33,356
Do you?
556
00:22:33,423 --> 00:22:35,758
You know, I miss
it sometimes,
557
00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:39,261
but you don't get nights
like this in New York.
558
00:22:39,329 --> 00:22:42,931
You don't get
sky or stars.
559
00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:45,601
You definitely don't get
75-degree heat in October.
560
00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:48,603
I can't believe
561
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,905
I ran into you here... alone.
562
00:22:50,973 --> 00:22:53,641
Yeah, well, Lemon is not a
fan of Woody Allen. She's...
563
00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,377
Especially not Manhattan.
564
00:22:55,444 --> 00:22:57,879
Mainly 'cause she's not a
fan of the actual Manhattan,
565
00:22:57,946 --> 00:22:59,514
or Brooklyn or Queens,
566
00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:01,048
or anything to do
with New York, really.
567
00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:02,517
Hmm.
568
00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:04,985
She's kind of anti-Statue
of Liberty on principle.
569
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:07,053
Well, she's definitely
anti-this New Yorker.
570
00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:08,522
Yeah.
571
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:09,923
I wish I could disagree.
572
00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:11,592
Mm-hmm.
573
00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:14,160
Anyway, she has the
big turtle race tonight.
574
00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,696
- What?
- What?
575
00:23:15,764 --> 00:23:18,632
I'm sorry. You people say things
like that like it's normal.
576
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,165
Right.
577
00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:22,602
Okay, why aren't you
at this fabulous reptile derby?
578
00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,070
Let's just say, I'm not
a big fan of turtles.
579
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,707
Oh, so you two aren't as
perfectly matched as you seem?
580
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:29,241
We have our differences.
581
00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:32,378
Oh, you hardly know me.
You don't have to tell me anything.
582
00:23:32,446 --> 00:23:34,346
No, no, no, no.
No, that's all right.
583
00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:37,749
We just had a rough couple of
years when I was in New York.
584
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,118
You know, I kept on
thinking she'd join me,
585
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,753
and she kept thinking
I'd come back.
586
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:44,523
And at the end of the day,
who was I kidding?
587
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,058
'Cause can you imagine Lemon
Breeland in New York City?
588
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,593
You know, a few months ago,
589
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,729
I couldn't imagine
Zoe Hart in Alabama.
590
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,865
So...
591
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,468
I thought I was ready to meet
someone here, you know, but...
592
00:23:57,536 --> 00:23:58,736
Yeah, instead, you
called to cancel
593
00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,137
while he sat
alone in Fancie's?
594
00:24:00,204 --> 00:24:01,238
- Good grief.
- What?
595
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:02,973
I panicked, okay?
596
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,275
It doesn't make me
a terrible person, does it?
597
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,244
- Huh.
- Oh, man.
598
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,078
Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?
599
00:24:09,146 --> 00:24:11,280
I'm sorry, did you say,
tall glass of wine?
600
00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:13,215
Yes, please.
601
00:24:25,628 --> 00:24:27,596
Yeah! Go, Margaret Mitchell!
602
00:24:27,664 --> 00:24:29,364
Oh, and Number Six,
Snappy, looks
603
00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:31,600
to be making a dramatic move
on the outside rail.
604
00:24:31,668 --> 00:24:33,168
Oh! Whoops!
605
00:24:33,235 --> 00:24:34,336
Snappy seems to have
606
00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:35,637
taken quite a tumble.
607
00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:38,239
Snappy's on his back,
struggling.
608
00:24:38,307 --> 00:24:39,307
Come on, Snappy.
609
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,576
Snappy!
Oh, he's back up.
610
00:24:41,643 --> 00:24:43,978
Yeah. Play through the
pain, little dude.
611
00:24:44,045 --> 00:24:45,680
Margaret Mitchell.
Go Margaret Mitchell!
612
00:24:45,747 --> 00:24:47,381
Oh, come on, Mitchell.
613
00:24:47,449 --> 00:24:49,450
Come on, baby.
614
00:24:49,518 --> 00:24:52,453
M.M., don't choke. Don't choke,
baby. Remember what I told you.
615
00:24:52,521 --> 00:24:55,555
I'm just gonna help her
a little bit.
616
00:24:55,623 --> 00:24:57,591
- Oh, yeah!
- And...
617
00:24:57,658 --> 00:24:59,626
in her jaunty red number,
11, Delia Ann's
618
00:24:59,694 --> 00:25:01,160
Margaret Mitchell
looks as chic
619
00:25:01,228 --> 00:25:02,796
as she does speedy this evening.
620
00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:08,267
Go, Margaret Mitchell! Go!
621
00:25:08,335 --> 00:25:10,436
Oh, wait. Wait.
What do we have here?
622
00:25:10,505 --> 00:25:12,204
Number 17,
623
00:25:12,271 --> 00:25:13,572
Shelly Long, seems
to be overtaking
624
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,640
Margaret Mitchell...
625
00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:19,678
Oh, now, come on now!
That's clearly...
626
00:25:19,746 --> 00:25:21,747
Within the rules.
A turtle-racing coach
627
00:25:21,815 --> 00:25:23,782
may correct their
racer's trajectory
628
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:26,351
so long as they don't push
them towards the finish line.
629
00:25:26,419 --> 00:25:27,752
Go, Margaret!
She's gonna do it!
630
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:29,120
She's gonna do it!
631
00:25:34,226 --> 00:25:35,493
Wow. What do you know.
632
00:25:35,561 --> 00:25:37,294
Margaret Mitchell wins again.
633
00:25:37,362 --> 00:25:39,564
No. Just let it go, okay?
634
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,001
All right, next up
we have, uh, Turtlelini,
635
00:25:44,068 --> 00:25:47,938
Prince Caspian
and my very own, Slow Bob.
636
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,678
I was just so excited
for my date with Judson.
637
00:25:54,746 --> 00:25:56,413
It was only
supposed to be fun.
638
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,114
You know, a new life experience.
639
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,916
But then,
Addy started talking to me
640
00:25:59,983 --> 00:26:03,285
about what it's like to fall
in love and sharing your souls.
641
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,588
And that's what it's supposed
to be about, right?
642
00:26:05,656 --> 00:26:08,658
So then I saw Judson
through the window,
643
00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:12,628
and he looked so nice
and so sweet,
644
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,664
like he could be a real thing.
645
00:26:15,898 --> 00:26:18,533
Then I thought,
why bother?
646
00:26:18,601 --> 00:26:20,068
Why bother go on a first date
647
00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:22,003
when I don't know
how to be in a relationship.
648
00:26:22,071 --> 00:26:23,271
Oh, come on now.
649
00:26:23,338 --> 00:26:25,674
I-I hardly believe that is true.
650
00:26:25,741 --> 00:26:27,008
It is.
651
00:26:27,076 --> 00:26:28,610
When my boyfriend broke up
with me,
652
00:26:28,678 --> 00:26:29,811
I didn't even really cry.
653
00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:31,279
And we were together
654
00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:32,680
for six years.
655
00:26:32,747 --> 00:26:34,815
Six years?
656
00:26:34,883 --> 00:26:35,849
Mm-hmm.
657
00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:37,184
Wow.
658
00:26:37,251 --> 00:26:38,953
That's a, uh...
that's a long time.
659
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,088
Especially because...
660
00:26:43,157 --> 00:26:46,694
I'm not sure that I ever
even actually loved him.
661
00:26:49,663 --> 00:26:51,497
Seriously?
662
00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:55,668
I thought I did.
663
00:26:55,736 --> 00:26:58,037
But we never had one night
664
00:26:58,105 --> 00:27:01,874
like-like Diane Keaton
and Woody Allen in that movie.
665
00:27:01,942 --> 00:27:03,976
One night
when we magically connected,
666
00:27:04,043 --> 00:27:05,877
bared our souls.
667
00:27:05,945 --> 00:27:07,846
Six years,
668
00:27:07,914 --> 00:27:11,449
and I never really let him in.
669
00:27:11,517 --> 00:27:14,119
I'm nearly 30 years old,
and I have
670
00:27:14,186 --> 00:27:16,454
never been
in a real relationship.
671
00:27:19,858 --> 00:27:22,392
Something is just wrong with me.
672
00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:25,830
Zoe, just to let you know.
673
00:27:25,897 --> 00:27:28,499
Ev-Everyone is afraid
674
00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:30,701
to make themselves vulnerable.
675
00:27:30,769 --> 00:27:32,670
You know? It's...
676
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,705
It's about baby steps, though.
677
00:27:34,773 --> 00:27:36,973
And, uh, I'll tell you what.
678
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,809
You did a pretty good job
of letting me in just now.
679
00:27:44,348 --> 00:27:46,482
So, maybe there's hope
for you yet.
680
00:28:06,369 --> 00:28:07,269
Hey, Tans.
681
00:28:07,338 --> 00:28:09,572
What are you doing here?
682
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,108
Ah, I think I know why
683
00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:13,343
you really ripped up
those divorce papers.
684
00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:16,046
'Cause your fiancé
is a Grade-D douche?
685
00:28:16,114 --> 00:28:19,381
Or maybe, you are not ready
to see me with someone else.
686
00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:20,983
Maybe that's why we both
687
00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:22,985
put off the divorce so long.
688
00:28:23,053 --> 00:28:24,820
Uh, I didn't put it off.
689
00:28:24,888 --> 00:28:25,988
You did.
690
00:28:26,056 --> 00:28:27,857
Wade, look inside yourself.
691
00:28:27,924 --> 00:28:29,458
Look at your behavior.
692
00:28:29,526 --> 00:28:31,193
It seems to me
you want to give us
693
00:28:31,261 --> 00:28:32,494
another chance.
694
00:28:32,562 --> 00:28:34,062
We were only together
four months.
695
00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:35,997
'Cause all we did was fight.
696
00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:37,598
You hated my guts.
697
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,901
I loved you, you goon.
698
00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:43,538
I was just never sure
if you felt the same.
699
00:28:43,605 --> 00:28:44,939
- Tans, uh...
- But now
700
00:28:45,007 --> 00:28:46,474
that I've seen the way
you reacted
701
00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:48,376
to me and Colt, well...
702
00:28:48,443 --> 00:28:50,177
I think I know how you feel.
703
00:28:50,244 --> 00:28:52,012
Tansy, I...
704
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,480
I think you misunderstood.
705
00:28:53,548 --> 00:28:54,815
I'm-I'm...
706
00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:56,183
You and me--
707
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,752
we have always
been electric together.
708
00:29:00,254 --> 00:29:01,855
We just need
709
00:29:01,923 --> 00:29:03,957
to give in to the passion.
710
00:29:05,159 --> 00:29:07,293
All right.
711
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,568
Get your hands off my fiancée!
712
00:29:15,635 --> 00:29:16,903
Todd Gainey, Jr.
713
00:29:16,970 --> 00:29:18,204
Colt, honey, calm down.
714
00:29:18,271 --> 00:29:19,605
I strongly suggest you go back
715
00:29:19,673 --> 00:29:21,339
- where you came from, boy.
- I don't think
716
00:29:21,407 --> 00:29:23,075
you're in any position
to be making suggestions.
717
00:29:23,142 --> 00:29:24,910
What you gonna do about it?
718
00:29:33,652 --> 00:29:35,754
Thanks for taking me home.
719
00:29:35,822 --> 00:29:37,722
It was much better
than the bus.
720
00:29:37,789 --> 00:29:39,523
It was my pleasure.
721
00:29:40,591 --> 00:29:41,692
I had a really
great time tonight.
722
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,493
Me, too.
723
00:29:43,494 --> 00:29:44,895
Let's see,
you son of a bitch!
724
00:29:44,963 --> 00:29:46,430
- What the hell was that?
- C'mon, Gainey, you can't pull
725
00:29:46,497 --> 00:29:47,497
- the trigger if you tried.
- Honey, no.
726
00:29:47,565 --> 00:29:48,733
Wade, what's going on?
727
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,234
Hey, guys.
728
00:29:50,301 --> 00:29:53,036
Uh, sorry, uh, now's not
a real good time to hang.
729
00:29:53,104 --> 00:29:54,738
This gentleman...
730
00:29:58,475 --> 00:30:00,910
claims he's gonna
kill me now.
731
00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:03,813
We weren't
doing nothing!
732
00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:04,948
Colt? Colt, let's just
be reasonable here.
733
00:30:05,015 --> 00:30:06,249
What is that thing, anyway?
734
00:30:06,316 --> 00:30:07,917
It's a crossbow. What planet
are you from?
735
00:30:07,985 --> 00:30:10,652
Go ahead, Todd. Go ahead,
shoot me. I dare you!
736
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,288
- Are you insane?!
- Wade, shut up. He will.
737
00:30:13,356 --> 00:30:15,257
Colt, I need you to think here,
'cause you're not thinking.
738
00:30:15,324 --> 00:30:17,325
His name ain't Colt.
It's Todd Gainey Jr., and
739
00:30:17,393 --> 00:30:19,261
if ever you need proof that he's
a degenerate, look at him now.
740
00:30:19,328 --> 00:30:20,528
Do not listen to him!
Look at me.
741
00:30:21,798 --> 00:30:23,732
Colt! Look at me.
742
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,100
I'm a lawyer, and
I can tell you,
743
00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:30,571
now what you are about to do
is commit a serious felony.
744
00:30:30,639 --> 00:30:32,640
Now, I'm talking
major jail time.
745
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,742
Now, whatever it is
that you think
746
00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:36,978
Wade has done,
even if he did it...
747
00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,279
Which I didn't!
748
00:30:38,346 --> 00:30:39,546
Shut up, Wade.
He's not worth it.
749
00:30:39,614 --> 00:30:40,781
All right,
it's not worth all that.
750
00:30:40,848 --> 00:30:42,348
So why don't you just
751
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:43,750
give me that, thing?
Come on, Colt.
752
00:30:43,818 --> 00:30:45,819
Just hand it over.
753
00:30:55,429 --> 00:30:57,597
Hey, Tansy, don't...
don't be mad.
754
00:30:57,665 --> 00:30:59,632
I only did it 'cause I love you.
755
00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,733
This guy.
756
00:31:00,801 --> 00:31:02,001
Next time try flowers.
757
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,703
Seriously? You're joking now?
758
00:31:04,971 --> 00:31:06,238
You're lucky you didn't
759
00:31:06,307 --> 00:31:07,740
shoot someone,
you lunatic.
760
00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:10,576
George, the safety!
761
00:31:10,644 --> 00:31:13,279
Gainey,
you son of a bitch!
762
00:31:13,346 --> 00:31:15,314
- Put your hands under his head.
- Oh, my God. Shot him!
763
00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:16,981
- Just like that.
- Oh, my God!
764
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,216
Oh, he's driving away!
765
00:31:18,284 --> 00:31:19,718
There's a thing in my leg!
766
00:31:19,786 --> 00:31:22,020
- Shh...
- There's an arrow in my...
767
00:31:22,087 --> 00:31:23,555
Okay, so, in the final
race, it looks like.
768
00:31:23,623 --> 00:31:25,424
Boxy the Box Turtle is
still stuck in the wall,
769
00:31:25,491 --> 00:31:27,225
and Tortoise D'Force
is walking backwards.
770
00:31:27,293 --> 00:31:29,360
So, Margaret Mitchell
and my very own Slow Bob are
771
00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:31,329
in a slow race
to the finish!
772
00:31:31,396 --> 00:31:32,763
Go, Slow!
773
00:31:32,831 --> 00:31:34,298
Your turtle is
moving too fast.
774
00:31:34,366 --> 00:31:35,933
Oh, he is scrappy,
ain't he?
775
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,802
Do something
about it.
776
00:31:37,869 --> 00:31:41,639
What? Are you asking me
to throw the race for you?
777
00:31:41,707 --> 00:31:43,708
You know very well
this is my event.
778
00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:46,008
I win, and if the
people help me,
779
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:47,910
so be it.
780
00:31:47,978 --> 00:31:49,946
I won't do it.
781
00:31:50,013 --> 00:31:52,682
Oh, yes, you will.
782
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:54,217
You can't come in here
783
00:31:54,284 --> 00:31:57,420
and change the way this race
has been going on for 20 years.
784
00:31:57,488 --> 00:31:59,155
I should never
have let
785
00:31:59,223 --> 00:32:02,958
those ladies talk me into
allowing you to host!
786
00:32:03,025 --> 00:32:10,599
Your arrogance and sanctimonious
attitude has no place here!
787
00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,835
And if you won't go
and do anything
788
00:32:12,902 --> 00:32:14,703
about that turtle
of yours, I will.
789
00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:17,372
I am Delia Ann Lee,
790
00:32:17,439 --> 00:32:20,307
and I will win!
791
00:32:28,283 --> 00:32:29,950
Oh.
792
00:32:30,018 --> 00:32:31,886
Whoops.
793
00:32:38,493 --> 00:32:39,926
Thank you.
794
00:32:39,994 --> 00:32:44,798
I haven't seen fire in you
like that in a long time.
795
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:47,066
So, folks, it's turtle
neck to turtle neck.
796
00:32:47,134 --> 00:32:49,402
Go, Slow Bob! Go, Slow Bob!
797
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:52,471
No!
No!
798
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:55,107
Come on, go, Slow Bob!
799
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,008
Slow Bob, go!
800
00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:58,977
Go! Come on!
801
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,079
Slow Bob wins!
Slow Bob, yeah!
802
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,715
Oh!
803
00:33:02,783 --> 00:33:04,550
- Ah!
- Yes!
804
00:33:04,618 --> 00:33:05,884
Yes!
805
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,158
Addy, thanks for meeting me.
806
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:15,192
How is he doing?
807
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,495
Here we go.
Here. Come on.
808
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:19,898
Okay. I'm just gonna...
lay down here. That's it.
809
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,532
Okay. Hang on.
That's good.
810
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,233
I really cannot believe
I shot myself in the leg
811
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:24,802
with a crossbow.
I know how to handle
812
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:26,102
a crossbow.
813
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,538
Arrow missed his ego.
Good sign.
814
00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:29,039
Right. Well, just
give him the morphine.
815
00:33:29,106 --> 00:33:31,408
At least this time it wasn't
my fault you got injured.
816
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:32,843
Yeah. Just a little warning
817
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:34,445
before any indescribable pain
this time!
818
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:37,380
Whoops. It's easier
when you don't know.
819
00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:38,748
Maybe we should call Brick.
820
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,450
Yeah. I can handle
this mess you made.
821
00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:41,984
Of course you'd be married
to a psycho
822
00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:44,019
with a crossbow-wielding
fiancé!
823
00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:45,421
Hey, it's not my
fault that she got
824
00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:46,756
engaged to a lunatic.
825
00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:48,624
He's not a lunatic.
He's just extremely jealous.
826
00:33:48,692 --> 00:33:51,360
No, but it is your fault that you were
canoodling with another man's girl.
827
00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:53,462
You don't know what
you're talking about!
828
00:33:53,529 --> 00:33:55,630
Shh! I have an arrow
in my leg.
829
00:33:55,698 --> 00:33:57,833
All right,
you two, out.
830
00:33:57,900 --> 00:33:59,868
Out!
831
00:33:59,936 --> 00:34:03,404
As soon as I find Colt,
I'm gonna tell him about us.
832
00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:07,576
Whoa, uh, Tans, I think things
got a little out of control.
833
00:34:07,643 --> 00:34:09,743
What are you saying?
834
00:34:09,811 --> 00:34:11,111
Were you about
to kiss me or not?
835
00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,514
Well, I was...
836
00:34:15,517 --> 00:34:16,617
but I shouldn't have been.
837
00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:18,886
What's that supposed to mean?
838
00:34:18,954 --> 00:34:22,322
Well, it just, it means...
839
00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:24,191
Tans, I-I don't feel
the same way.
840
00:34:24,258 --> 00:34:27,193
But it doesn't mean you
should marry that psychopath.
841
00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:28,862
I mean, he's a bully
and a drunk,
842
00:34:28,929 --> 00:34:30,196
and if tonight
doesn't prove that,
843
00:34:30,263 --> 00:34:32,131
then I don't know
what to say.
844
00:34:32,199 --> 00:34:35,034
You have no right to tell me
who I can and cannot marry!
845
00:34:35,102 --> 00:34:37,003
Sure, Colt's not perfect,
846
00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:38,204
but he loves me!
847
00:34:38,271 --> 00:34:39,706
He loves me enough
to try and kill you.
848
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:41,941
At least I know that.
849
00:34:51,283 --> 00:34:52,517
You know, I had fun tonight.
850
00:34:52,584 --> 00:34:55,320
Me, too.
851
00:34:55,388 --> 00:34:57,955
Guess it turns out
we can be friends.
852
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:04,195
Actually, Lemon, um...
853
00:35:04,263 --> 00:35:06,096
I don't think we can.
854
00:35:07,798 --> 00:35:09,633
Why not?
855
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:14,704
Because I still love you.
856
00:35:25,682 --> 00:35:26,882
Hello? Addy?
857
00:35:29,053 --> 00:35:29,919
What?!
858
00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,789
Okay, okay, thank you.
859
00:35:35,825 --> 00:35:38,793
George is hurt!
860
00:35:38,861 --> 00:35:41,563
I gotta go.
861
00:35:47,236 --> 00:35:49,137
You're all set.
That's what you get
862
00:35:49,205 --> 00:35:51,440
for being a knight
in shining armor all the time.
863
00:35:51,507 --> 00:35:52,674
Oh, really?
864
00:35:52,741 --> 00:35:54,741
Kind of seems to me
865
00:35:54,809 --> 00:35:56,843
that you're the one
always coming to my rescue.
866
00:36:01,349 --> 00:36:02,950
I had a very nice time tonight.
867
00:36:06,788 --> 00:36:08,556
You remind me of
a lot of things.
868
00:36:14,061 --> 00:36:15,395
George!
869
00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:19,099
George, sweetheart,
are you okay?!
870
00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:22,168
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm... I'm...
871
00:36:23,770 --> 00:36:25,670
Honey, I'm, I'm fine.
872
00:36:25,738 --> 00:36:27,739
Oh, my God...
873
00:36:27,807 --> 00:36:30,109
I'm fine.
874
00:36:31,176 --> 00:36:32,544
I'm okay.
875
00:36:32,612 --> 00:36:34,313
Hey...
876
00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:38,083
I'm... just fine.
877
00:36:42,054 --> 00:36:43,554
Nice work.
878
00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:44,589
Thanks.
879
00:36:45,657 --> 00:36:46,424
You okay?
880
00:36:47,992 --> 00:36:49,961
Addy, you were right.
881
00:36:50,429 --> 00:36:52,998
With the right person,
it does just flow.
882
00:36:59,889 --> 00:37:01,924
You can tell me now.
I'm reasonably sober.
883
00:37:02,991 --> 00:37:04,526
I don't think
I will, Rick.
884
00:37:04,593 --> 00:37:06,960
Why not? After all, I got
stuck with a railway ticket.
885
00:37:07,028 --> 00:37:08,362
I think
I'm entitled to know.
886
00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:10,897
Last night I saw what
has happened to you.
887
00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:12,766
The rake I knew in Paris,
I could tell him...
888
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:14,334
You been here all night?
889
00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:18,071
The one who looked
at me with such hatred.
890
00:37:18,938 --> 00:37:20,307
What you watching?
891
00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,641
Casablanca.
It's so sad.
892
00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:24,310
We knew very little
about each other
893
00:37:24,378 --> 00:37:25,644
when we were in
love in Paris.
894
00:37:25,712 --> 00:37:28,281
Why is it that
the ones we want are always
895
00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,216
the ones we can't have?
896
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,621
I don't know.
897
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,257
All I know is,
898
00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:41,025
we can't give up.
899
00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:42,660
Love is worth fighting for.
900
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:45,997
Well, I'm not running away
anymore. I'm settled now.
901
00:37:46,065 --> 00:37:47,599
Above a saloon,
it's true,
902
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:51,203
but walk up a flight.
I'll be expecting you.
903
00:37:57,874 --> 00:37:59,008
Hey!
904
00:37:59,412 --> 00:38:01,979
- Hi
- Glad you're here.
905
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:07,017
Listen, uh, I didn't
mean to lead you on.
906
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,785
Not last night
907
00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:11,354
and not when
we were together.
908
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:14,357
I care about you, Tans.
909
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:16,792
You can do way
better than me.
910
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:19,596
Certainly do way better
than Todd Gainey, Jr.
911
00:38:20,663 --> 00:38:22,232
Colt is kind of a douche.
912
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:23,266
Yeah.
913
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:25,502
I told him it's over.
914
00:38:28,771 --> 00:38:30,939
You're gonna find someone
amazing, you know?
915
00:38:31,007 --> 00:38:35,244
And you're gonna
have the big wedding
916
00:38:35,311 --> 00:38:36,278
and a cake,
917
00:38:36,346 --> 00:38:38,747
everything.
918
00:38:38,814 --> 00:38:40,048
You deserve to be happy.
919
00:38:41,984 --> 00:38:43,618
I'll have George
redraw the papers.
920
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:51,125
But, Wade, you deserve
to be happy, too.
921
00:38:51,193 --> 00:38:53,161
Move on from Zoe Hart.
922
00:38:54,429 --> 00:38:56,297
A girl like that
is never ever gonna
923
00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:57,532
end up with someone
like you.
924
00:38:57,599 --> 00:38:59,299
It's her loss,
but it's the truth.
925
00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,234
I don't know what
you're talking about.
926
00:39:01,302 --> 00:39:03,069
Zoe Hart drives me crazy.
927
00:39:04,138 --> 00:39:05,338
Yeah.
928
00:39:05,406 --> 00:39:07,807
You used to drive me crazy, too.
929
00:39:21,555 --> 00:39:24,323
How you feeling,
sweetheart?
930
00:39:24,391 --> 00:39:26,725
Well, uh...
931
00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:30,595
kind of stupid,
actually.
932
00:39:32,198 --> 00:39:35,233
I mean, I still can't believe
I got shot in the leg
933
00:39:35,301 --> 00:39:36,634
by a dropped crossbow.
934
00:39:36,702 --> 00:39:38,803
It's not even
a tough story.
935
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:41,739
How'd you even end up
at Wade's in the first place?
936
00:39:43,307 --> 00:39:46,110
I... uh, I was driving home
937
00:39:46,178 --> 00:39:50,414
from the movies,
and I heard someone screaming.
938
00:39:51,081 --> 00:39:54,150
Well, they were lucky
to have you.
939
00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:56,820
I don't know about that.
940
00:39:56,887 --> 00:39:58,488
Mm.
941
00:39:58,556 --> 00:40:00,123
How were the turtle races?
942
00:40:00,191 --> 00:40:03,192
Oh.
943
00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:04,727
Believe me, honey...
944
00:40:12,736 --> 00:40:15,471
You would have hated it.
945
00:40:15,539 --> 00:40:16,339
Hmm.
946
00:40:36,489 --> 00:40:38,191
So how's the marriage going?
947
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:42,296
Yeah, we're, uh,
we're divorced now.
948
00:40:42,364 --> 00:40:44,632
Gotta say, seems like
that's for the best.
949
00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:49,303
Ooh, you might want to,
uh, sneak out the back.
950
00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:52,572
No.
951
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,275
I freaked out.
952
00:40:55,342 --> 00:40:56,876
I didn't give Judson a chance.
953
00:40:56,943 --> 00:40:58,811
But he's here, he's single,
954
00:40:58,879 --> 00:41:01,147
and a real possibility.
955
00:41:01,214 --> 00:41:02,547
He could be awesome.
956
00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:03,582
Baby steps.
957
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,921
Hi.
958
00:41:10,891 --> 00:41:12,324
Hi.
959
00:41:12,392 --> 00:41:14,725
I wanted to apologize... again
960
00:41:14,794 --> 00:41:15,927
for the other night.
961
00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:17,829
I-I... panicked.
962
00:41:17,897 --> 00:41:19,864
I was nervous.
963
00:41:19,932 --> 00:41:22,000
I'm usually not that crazy.
964
00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:25,270
Can I buy you a drink
to make up for it?
965
00:41:26,771 --> 00:41:28,072
It's 10:00 a.m.
966
00:41:28,140 --> 00:41:30,507
Right! Right, right.
967
00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:31,741
Yeah. A cup of coffee?
968
00:41:31,810 --> 00:41:33,777
Oh, we could go to the bakery.
969
00:41:33,845 --> 00:41:35,913
Have you had Agnes's sweet tea?
970
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:37,915
I hear it's a real
Southern staple.
971
00:41:38,982 --> 00:41:42,552
You know what? I'd love to.
972
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,322
Really?
973
00:41:45,389 --> 00:41:46,222
- Yeah.
- Great.
974
00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:47,223
Let's go.
975
00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:48,057
Okay.
976
00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:51,660
Oh. After you.
977
00:41:51,728 --> 00:41:53,729
Oh, thank you.
978
00:41:55,797 --> 00:42:01,233
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