1 00:00:00,796 --> 00:00:01,906 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:02,031 --> 00:00:02,850 How's Amy? 3 00:00:02,975 --> 00:00:04,485 I don't know. Why don't you ask her? 4 00:00:04,610 --> 00:00:05,923 - What? - You know what? Just take her. 5 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,538 I just need to not be with her right now. 6 00:00:07,663 --> 00:00:08,823 Okay. But just look at her. 7 00:00:08,948 --> 00:00:09,969 She's so happy. What are you talking about? 8 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,309 No, it's just... it's all an act. 9 00:00:11,434 --> 00:00:13,180 She's playing you, believe me. 10 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:16,064 Oh, Amy, boo-boo, what did you do to your papa? 11 00:00:16,189 --> 00:00:17,101 What did you do? 12 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:18,310 She knows what she did. 13 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,105 Oh, honey, she's a baby. 14 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,903 Yeah, that's what she wants you to think. 15 00:00:23,028 --> 00:00:24,155 Why don't you ask her what happened 16 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,860 with the sweet potatoes, huh? 17 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,361 Go ahead. Ask her. 18 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:28,509 Classic. 19 00:00:28,634 --> 00:00:31,115 [Toys clattering] 20 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,847 Your papa's in a very delicate place right now. 21 00:00:32,972 --> 00:00:33,915 [Murmurs] 22 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,744 I know. Don't point and laugh. Don't point and laugh at him. 23 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,789 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 24 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,261 [Baby laughs] 25 00:00:54,494 --> 00:00:56,838 I feel so guilty when I get irritated with Amy. 26 00:00:56,963 --> 00:00:59,040 - Oh... - It's just... 27 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:01,312 But I'm telling you, I'm... I'm getting on her nerves too. 28 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,111 I swear that yesterday, I heard her whisper 29 00:01:03,236 --> 00:01:05,983 into the baby monitor, "you'll never win." 30 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,818 You know what? You should take that as a challenge, honey. 31 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,111 I mean, you're taller. 32 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,218 You can walk. 33 00:01:10,343 --> 00:01:13,199 But seriously, you get to be missed by Amy. 34 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,201 - Aw. - All right? You come home, 35 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:16,891 and her face lights up. 36 00:01:17,016 --> 00:01:18,537 I'm just... I'm old news. 37 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:19,997 You need to have some time off. 38 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,829 When was the last time you played hockey? 39 00:01:21,954 --> 00:01:23,765 Oh, God, I don't even remember. 40 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:25,466 We are gonna get a regular babysitter 41 00:01:25,591 --> 00:01:27,752 - so that you can have a break. - Yeah, that sounds great, 44 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,407 It's all weirdoes. It's all... 45 00:01:32,532 --> 00:01:33,925 People who get that, like, piercing thing, 46 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,343 where they put the disc in their earlobe, 47 00:01:35,468 --> 00:01:36,430 and it all stretches out... 48 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:37,515 - So? - And that never closes up. 49 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:38,766 I mean, come on. 50 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,797 You know, you are just too picky. 51 00:01:39,922 --> 00:01:41,185 No, I'm not. 52 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,784 Honey, you wouldn't hire that one woman 53 00:01:42,909 --> 00:01:44,146 because she didn't use a Mac. 54 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,690 - It's a different mindset. - Okay. 55 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,651 You rejected the one guy because he was a guy. 56 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,778 Yeah, I don't want a dude babysitter. 57 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,528 I know that I'm supposed to be okay with it, but come on. 58 00:01:53,653 --> 00:01:55,491 You're a dude, dude. 59 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,660 Oh, honey. 60 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:02,498 Beth, the story of your 30-mile-a-day commute on the bus 61 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:05,251 to provide for your six hungry children 62 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,836 has touched us. 63 00:02:08,067 --> 00:02:10,798 You're an Ava show unsung hero. 64 00:02:11,037 --> 00:02:13,050 [Applause] And we want to give you... 65 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,969 A special gift. 66 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,785 You drove our hearts to breaking, 67 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:21,141 and now we want you to turn the ignition on... 68 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,102 A new life, 69 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,645 with this... 70 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,428 Brand new car! 71 00:02:27,553 --> 00:02:29,817 [Cheers and applause] Uh... 72 00:02:30,056 --> 00:02:31,610 I... don't... 73 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:32,861 [Audience murmurs] 74 00:02:33,092 --> 00:02:36,490 Well, this is a pic... 75 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,161 Nancy. 76 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,830 I just... oh, no. Yes. Oh. 77 00:02:43,069 --> 00:02:44,645 I just have one thing to say to you... 78 00:02:44,770 --> 00:02:46,959 W-t-f-w-t-c-f-t-p-l... 79 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,295 - Comma n. - What? 80 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,797 Where the [bleep] was the car for the poor lady, Nancy? 81 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,789 Uh, well, they... They dropped off the car, 82 00:02:54,914 --> 00:02:56,457 but, you know, you... you... You asked for green, 83 00:02:56,582 --> 00:02:58,721 and it... what they dropped off was, like, this olive color, 84 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,014 so I told these people... 85 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,974 I said that's not what we want. I chewed 'em out. 86 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,226 I need that car back here by today. 87 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:08,272 Exactly. I might have burned that bridge. 88 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,161 Please leave my field of vision, Nancy. 89 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,141 I'm so sorry, Ava. I am so heartfully sorry. 90 00:03:13,266 --> 00:03:14,642 - Really, I'm very sorry... - Please. 91 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:15,904 - It was a total... - Just... 92 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,845 What a ditz. 93 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,450 Yeah, I know, right? 94 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,350 Do not worry. I am going to fire Nancy. 95 00:03:22,475 --> 00:03:23,951 - Yeah? - Yes, of course. 96 00:03:24,076 --> 00:03:25,236 I'm a firing machine, honey. 97 00:03:25,361 --> 00:03:26,737 That's why they call me the ray gun. 98 00:03:26,862 --> 00:03:28,523 [Imitates gun firing] You're fired! 99 00:03:28,648 --> 00:03:30,158 You used to be the ray gun, 100 00:03:30,283 --> 00:03:32,026 but since you've had Amy, you have lost your edge. 101 00:03:32,151 --> 00:03:35,466 Now you've been more like ray "gonna let everything slide." 102 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,759 What's that supposed to mean? 103 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,950 Gracias! [Laughs] 104 00:03:39,075 --> 00:03:40,118 For whoever brought the churros. 105 00:03:40,243 --> 00:03:42,222 Ade nada, Barry! 106 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,622 You are such a delight! See, like him. 107 00:03:44,747 --> 00:03:45,768 I mean, why is Barry still here? 108 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:46,941 Okay, one thing at a time. 109 00:03:47,066 --> 00:03:49,877 All right? Ava, if you have a problem with Nancy, 110 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:51,398 then I have a problem with Nancy. 111 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,691 - Yes. - And I... 112 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:55,516 - Make problems a-disappear. - Okay. 113 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:56,617 Poof, okay? 114 00:03:56,742 --> 00:03:59,353 Now you see her, now you don't. 115 00:03:59,478 --> 00:04:01,492 I'm so sorry. I thought you were... 116 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:02,785 I... 117 00:04:05,901 --> 00:04:07,623 Got this. 118 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,730 Listen, uh, Nancy, 119 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:12,116 I'm just gonna get right down to it, okay? 120 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:14,129 This just isn't working out. 121 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:15,464 Oh, no. 122 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,938 I know. I'm so sorry. 123 00:04:17,063 --> 00:04:18,739 Uh, we have a very nice severance package for you... 124 00:04:18,864 --> 00:04:19,510 Oh! 125 00:04:20,032 --> 00:04:21,576 Here is the number for human resources, 126 00:04:21,701 --> 00:04:23,263 and could you please stop making that noise? 127 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,556 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 128 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:27,315 Uh, this is your new beginnings folder. 129 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,050 Inside of it is a glowing reference letter, 130 00:04:29,175 --> 00:04:31,469 also a CD of inspirational songs, 131 00:04:31,594 --> 00:04:34,472 just to kind of get you on your road to success. 132 00:04:34,597 --> 00:04:37,225 There's some Sarah McLachlan, some feist, and... 133 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:40,030 Well, let's not pretend we're too cool... some journey. 134 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,240 Okay. 135 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,296 Neither you nor Steve Perry 136 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:44,660 should ever stop believing, Nancy. 137 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,817 So thank you, and I'm so sorry. 138 00:04:46,942 --> 00:04:48,789 - No, don't be sorry. - Okay. 139 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,171 Please, I know it... it really... 140 00:04:50,296 --> 00:04:52,584 I know I... I have not been very good, 141 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,825 and I wanted to show my daughter 142 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:57,089 that I was a self-sufficient person, and... 143 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,175 Oh. You have a daughter? 144 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,383 Yeah, she's 11. Bridget. 145 00:05:02,508 --> 00:05:03,971 She's such a good little girl. 146 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,887 So I was trying to mix work and family... 147 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:07,433 And you make it look so easy. 148 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:10,894 - Oh, no, it's not. - Yes, you're amazing, 149 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,627 with your... your leadership skills, 150 00:05:12,752 --> 00:05:14,273 and your joie de vivre... 151 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,108 - Well... - And your car is so clean. 152 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,445 My goodness. And your flowy hair... 153 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,519 Just a... I mean, that's a leave-in conditioner. 154 00:05:21,644 --> 00:05:24,992 It's a silicone-base. It doesn't really matter, but... 155 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:28,743 Well, thank you for the opportunity, I... 156 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:32,268 So where do I turn in the parking pass that they gave me? 157 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:35,650 I'll tell you where you can turn it in. 158 00:05:35,775 --> 00:05:37,451 Your pocketbook, Nancy. 159 00:05:37,576 --> 00:05:40,758 Because you aren't going anywhere, okay? 160 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,551 - Really? - Yeah. 161 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:43,824 Here's my wing. 162 00:05:43,949 --> 00:05:45,471 I want you to get under it. 163 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,929 - Oh, thank you. - Don't tell Ava. 164 00:05:48,054 --> 00:05:49,230 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 165 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:51,643 I'll get back to work. 166 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,634 Hey. 167 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:55,052 All right, I'm changing lives at work. 168 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:56,771 Now let's find ourselves a babysitter, huh? 169 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:58,940 Okay. I made a list of attributes 170 00:05:59,065 --> 00:05:59,857 that I want in a babysitter. 171 00:05:59,982 --> 00:06:02,676 Oh. Well, great. Let's see. 172 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:04,990 "Responsible." Makes sense. 173 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:07,075 "No criminal record." 174 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,532 Well, that kind of goes without saying. 175 00:06:08,657 --> 00:06:12,039 "No body art." I wouldn't qualify. 176 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,249 - Ooh, tater tots. - Hey, hey. 177 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,751 These are for the interview. 178 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,409 It's an old law firm trick. 179 00:06:18,534 --> 00:06:20,547 Whenever we'd take a prospective associate out for dinner, 180 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,758 if they salted their food before they tasted it, 181 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:26,428 it meant that they were set in their ways. 182 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,764 I don't want an inflexible babysitter. 183 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,891 You made a whole frickin' bag. I can't just have one? 184 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,352 Um... no. 185 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,145 [Gasping] Halley's comet! 186 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,313 - Where? - Oh, my God. It's right there. 187 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,689 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give me that. 188 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,608 - Oh, hot, hot, hot. - Yeah. 189 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,318 It burns, right? It's burning? 190 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,601 So? Hot, hot. 191 00:06:43,726 --> 00:06:45,906 I'm gonna eat this later. 192 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,555 So welcome, Jessie. Um... 193 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,491 Oh, I'm sorry. Like a tater tot? 194 00:06:50,616 --> 00:06:51,926 Oh, no, thanks, Mr. Brinkley. 195 00:06:52,051 --> 00:06:53,894 Oh, God. "Mr. Brinkley." No, that's my dad's... 196 00:06:54,019 --> 00:06:55,746 No, you just call me Chris brink... 197 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,898 Or just Mr. Chri... "Brinkley" is great... 198 00:06:58,023 --> 00:06:59,253 - You can call him Chris. - Yeah. 199 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,754 Okay. 200 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,104 - Your name is, uh, Jessie. - Yeah, we said that... 201 00:07:03,229 --> 00:07:04,839 That's a great name. I love that name. 202 00:07:04,964 --> 00:07:06,874 Anybody ever tell you they wished they were Jessie's girl? 203 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:08,592 Okay. You know what we're gonna do? 204 00:07:08,717 --> 00:07:10,889 Why don't you just... just tell us about your experience 205 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,213 while Chris stops talking, okay? 206 00:07:12,338 --> 00:07:15,850 Okay, um, well, I was a full-time nanny for two years, 207 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:17,618 and I have a degree in psychology 208 00:07:17,743 --> 00:07:19,606 and another in early childhood education. 209 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,856 - Double major, y'all! - Oh, God. Lord. 210 00:07:21,981 --> 00:07:22,857 You know what, honey? 211 00:07:22,982 --> 00:07:24,069 Could you excuse us for one second? 212 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:24,959 We just need to... 213 00:07:25,084 --> 00:07:26,093 Oh, yeah, go ahead. 214 00:07:26,218 --> 00:07:27,781 This is very impressive, by the way. 215 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,241 What? 216 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,284 Okay, she's not gonna work out. 217 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,432 Why? 218 00:07:31,557 --> 00:07:32,828 Oh, because she's a pretty girl? 219 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,568 Is she? I didn't even notice. 220 00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:35,956 Not my type. Not really an ass guy. 221 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,293 You get so tongue-tied around attractive women. 222 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,752 What? No, I "durn't." 223 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,243 Really? The first time we met, 224 00:07:42,368 --> 00:07:43,811 you said, "you have 'blurnd' hair. 225 00:07:43,936 --> 00:07:45,173 I really like your 'blurnd' hair." 226 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:47,759 You were wearing Jean shorts. Cut-off Jean shorts. 227 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,633 You know, you have found another excuse 228 00:07:49,758 --> 00:07:51,919 to not hire a perfectly good candidate. 229 00:07:52,044 --> 00:07:53,432 I don't understand. She's perfect. 230 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,389 Look, Reagan, I'm the one who's home during the day, 231 00:07:55,514 --> 00:07:56,724 so I think that I should feel comfortable 232 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:58,687 with the person that I'm leaving our daughter with. 233 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,262 Oh, damn it. She's having a tater tot. 234 00:08:01,387 --> 00:08:04,067 I didn't get a chance to see whether she salted it. 235 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,600 Fine. I support your decision, okay? 236 00:08:06,725 --> 00:08:08,736 But may I remind you that yesterday you thought 237 00:08:08,861 --> 00:08:10,778 that your eight-month-old daughter 238 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,109 was calling you a jerk. 239 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:14,786 Jury is still out on that one. 240 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,711 Fine, I'll give her a try. 241 00:08:16,836 --> 00:08:18,540 Okay. Thank you. 242 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,831 Welcome aboard, Jersey. 243 00:08:20,956 --> 00:08:21,665 Jersey... I just called her... 244 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,170 Oh, my God. 245 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,835 All right, why don't you just take your stuff 246 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,003 over to the desk by my office? 247 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:27,838 Great. And I guess I don't need this anymore. 248 00:08:27,963 --> 00:08:29,707 No, you will not be needing this folder anymore. 249 00:08:29,832 --> 00:08:32,304 - Good thing. - Yeah! 250 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,260 Okay. 251 00:08:33,385 --> 00:08:34,795 Both: Hey! 252 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,600 You didn't fire her? What the hell is wrong with you? 253 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,065 I can fix her, okay? 254 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:40,234 Look, all she needs to do is be able to manage her time 255 00:08:40,359 --> 00:08:41,897 and build a little bit more confidence. 256 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,733 Reagan, I demand that you fire Nancy. 257 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,242 No. I see potential in that woman, okay? 258 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:50,311 Look, she's going through a really tough transition 259 00:08:50,436 --> 00:08:51,990 in her life, she's a single mother... 260 00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:55,566 Ah, there it is. She's a mother. 261 00:08:55,691 --> 00:08:57,037 She has a kid. 262 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,747 Uh, what are you getting at? 263 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,856 I want employees who are 100% committed to their jobs, 264 00:09:01,981 --> 00:09:05,170 not rushing home at lunch to see children and babies. 265 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:08,596 I want people who have nowhere else to go. 266 00:09:08,721 --> 00:09:10,855 Recovering drug addicts and mean gay guys. 267 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,470 I am giving her a chance. 268 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,736 She is a MILF, Reagan. 269 00:09:15,861 --> 00:09:18,225 A mother I'd like to fire. 270 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,374 Yes, she is a MILF, Ava. 271 00:09:20,499 --> 00:09:23,188 A mother I'd like to foster. 272 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,815 Good one. Are you defying me? 273 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:27,047 - Yes, I am. - Well, let the games begin. 274 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,849 - Your funeral, honey. - Ready, set, go. 275 00:09:28,974 --> 00:09:30,070 Gentlemen, start your engines. 276 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,823 Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. 277 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,325 Oh, hey, Missy. I got to talk to you about something. 278 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,160 The new beginnings binder? 279 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:39,204 I'm fired? 280 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,778 - Oh, my God. - Missy... 281 00:09:40,903 --> 00:09:42,780 - I'm fired? - No, Missy, Missy... 282 00:09:42,905 --> 00:09:44,865 I gave everything to this job, 283 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:48,859 and all I get is a [bleep] dry-ass [bleep]. Aah! 284 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,134 Go to hell, you [bleep] witch. 285 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,262 I'm [bleep] out of here. 286 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,501 Wow. 287 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:01,672 {pub}All right, so, I'll just be over the rink, 288 00:10:01,797 --> 00:10:02,728 to play hockey for an hour. 289 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:03,979 Text if you need anything. 290 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,981 Or just call the rink. A guy with a mullet 291 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,846 will skate over and hand me a cordless phone. 292 00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:10,736 Relax. Amy and I will be fine. 293 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,530 Cool beans. 294 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:17,117 [Grateful Dead's Scarlet Begonias playing] 295 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,622 You, uh, listening to the grateful dead? 296 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,042 Yeah. They're the best. 297 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,598 Yeah, the dead were part of that whole, uh... 298 00:10:27,723 --> 00:10:29,296 Whole hippy drug culture thing, huh? 299 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,756 [Laughs] 300 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,134 Lot of stuff going on there, but that's... that's cool. 301 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,438 What are you doing? 302 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,441 Um... 303 00:10:49,678 --> 00:10:51,526 Oh, this is... 304 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:55,159 Yours? Oh, I... I, um... 305 00:10:55,284 --> 00:10:57,240 Was looking for your drugs. 306 00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:00,381 - Okay. - Oh, hey, Matt, 307 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:02,249 I need those segment documents by 2:00. 308 00:11:02,374 --> 00:11:04,885 Do not make me chase you. Do you understand me? 309 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:06,053 - Wow. - Okay. 310 00:11:06,178 --> 00:11:07,588 - You're like Hillary Clinton. - Oh. 311 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:11,258 You're strong and powerful, and so commanding. 312 00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:13,627 Not gonna say I have not heard that before, but... 313 00:11:13,752 --> 00:11:16,830 Oh, Reagan, I wanted to reiterate how sorry I am. 314 00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:18,298 I'm working on my victim issues. 315 00:11:18,423 --> 00:11:21,014 Missy, we just need to move on from that. Thank you. 316 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,569 Why don't you have a seat here? 317 00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:25,185 We are gonna tackle some multitasking. 318 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,728 - Okay? - Terrific. 319 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,231 All right. Great. Uh, first of all... 320 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,944 You are gonna answer some calls, 321 00:11:31,069 --> 00:11:33,610 and at the same time I want you to be filing 322 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,816 some guest research documents on the computer, okay? 323 00:11:35,941 --> 00:11:39,620 So there's your mouse. Just answer, file, answer, file. 324 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,255 - Filing, answering. - Yeah. 325 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,589 - [Phone rings] - Ooh, I have a call. 326 00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:43,957 Okay. 327 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:47,457 Ava show. Keep on watching and growing. 328 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,252 - Reagan Brinkley? - Just take a message. 329 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:52,253 - Yeah. What? - Take a message. 330 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:55,102 I'm very sorry, um, Ms. Brinkley 331 00:11:55,227 --> 00:11:57,634 is in a very important meeting right now. 332 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,802 Yes. 333 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,847 Can I take... take a... a message, please? 334 00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:04,766 So sorry, yeah. 335 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,435 Give me your... what is your name? 336 00:12:07,689 --> 00:12:10,567 And number? Uh-huh... 337 00:12:10,692 --> 00:12:12,566 Oh, darn it. Can you hold on one second, please? 338 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,359 Shoot! [Cell phone beeping] 339 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,623 Oh, gosh. Oh, no. This is not gonna be good. 340 00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:19,739 No. No, I did not mean you. So sorry, can you hold, please? 341 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,159 - Nancy, he's... he's not on hold. - What happened? 342 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,347 No, that's not... 343 00:12:23,472 --> 00:12:24,748 I thought you were gonna pick her up. 344 00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:26,984 That's the volume button. You keep pressing the volume... 345 00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:28,619 What? I... I'm very sorry. 346 00:12:28,744 --> 00:12:30,792 I thought you were still on hold. 347 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,023 - No, I told you... - Nancy, he's not on hold. 348 00:12:33,148 --> 00:12:34,421 She has karate till 3:15, remember? 349 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,881 The person's actually still not on hold. 350 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,361 Uh, I... I'm very sorry. 351 00:12:37,486 --> 00:12:39,926 All right. Can you give me the number again? 352 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,469 Let's not worry about the pencils. 353 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:42,933 - Uh-huh. - It's gonna be fine. 354 00:12:43,058 --> 00:12:44,601 Everybody just needs to stop talking! 355 00:12:44,726 --> 00:12:46,016 Okay, just calm down. 356 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,893 Just put all this stuff away. It's gonna be fine. 357 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,562 - How's it going? - Oh, it's great! 358 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,409 It's going great, yeah. 359 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:56,880 This... this woman over here is a p-ro, is what she is. 360 00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:58,570 I'm... I'm telling you. If there is... 361 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,985 If there's something that she cannot do, 362 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:02,991 I haven't seen it. 363 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,618 Okay. 364 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,556 Okay, thank you. 365 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,057 Somebody order a ray of sunshine? 366 00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:08,392 [Gasps] Hi. 367 00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:09,497 And a baby. 368 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,460 I'm the ray. 369 00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:11,541 I know. 370 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,210 Hi... 371 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,316 Hi. So how's it... 372 00:13:16,441 --> 00:13:17,464 Nancy. Nancy. 373 00:13:17,726 --> 00:13:19,674 Hi. What's happening? 374 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,306 Hey. Shoot. Um... 375 00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:23,845 Bridget got stuck at karate, 376 00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,805 so I had to pick her up. 377 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,099 Okay. That's all right. 378 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,446 Sweetheart, this is the great lady 379 00:13:29,571 --> 00:13:30,814 that I was telling you all about. 380 00:13:30,939 --> 00:13:32,312 Your hair really is beautiful. 381 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:36,274 Oh, it's not really... Thank you. 382 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,652 All right, let's get you set up with homework, okay? 383 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,447 Aw. Little girls are the best. 384 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,496 See, that's great, yeah. 385 00:13:46,621 --> 00:13:48,465 A total stranger gets a smile out of her, but I get... 386 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,913 - Nothing but... - Okay. 387 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,456 What's going on. Did you go to hockey? 388 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,703 No, it's kind of hard to skate 389 00:13:52,828 --> 00:13:54,292 when there's a weed epidemic going around. 390 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,836 Oh, Chris. You fired the babysitter. 391 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,922 She was listening to the dead, babe. 392 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,632 So, what, she had drugs? 393 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:01,612 No, not in her purse, 394 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:02,980 but she's keistering it for sure. 395 00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,344 She looks like a mule. 396 00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:05,716 You went in her purse? Come on, Chris. 397 00:14:05,841 --> 00:14:07,451 Fine. You know what? Amy and I had a great day, but... 398 00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:09,152 Except for you can't tell, 399 00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:10,809 'cause she's trying to get out of my arms. Thanks a lot. 400 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,990 Look at this. This is what I'm getting all the time. 401 00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:14,207 I'm doing the best I can here. 402 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:15,592 - Okay. - Okay, so I'm just... 403 00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:17,190 You know what? You need to blow off steam. 404 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,693 - Go to hockey. Now. - All right, but if... 405 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,403 No. Emily here has watched Amy before. 406 00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:22,900 All right, I mean, if you feel like you're... 407 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,418 I mean, I don't want to leave you in the lurch. 408 00:14:24,543 --> 00:14:27,004 You are at work, but I feel bad about this, obviously. 409 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:28,572 - I'll be back so soon, honey. - All right. 410 00:14:28,697 --> 00:14:30,897 You won't even know that I'm gone. 411 00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:49,014 Hey, thank you for watching the nugget. 412 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,850 Hi, my lovely baby. Mwah! Have you seen Nancy? 413 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,977 I saw her run out to the parking lot. I think... 414 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,191 I'm sorry, are we running a nursery now? 415 00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,774 This is supposed to be a cutting-edge show. 416 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,651 And yet my stage is filled with... 417 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,236 Ragtags. [Toy squeaking] 418 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,155 Nothing but a bunch of babies and Barrys. 419 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,365 Oh, nice shot, Ava. 420 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:08,950 - So sorry. - Hi. 421 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,786 I just got a ticket for having too much stuff in my back seat. 422 00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,417 - A big, expensive ticket. - Oh, jeez. 423 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:16,082 Uh, Nancy, 424 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,421 we need to redo the unsung heroes show. 425 00:15:17,546 --> 00:15:18,793 When do we get that car back? 426 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,891 Oh. Oh, we're doing that? 427 00:15:21,016 --> 00:15:22,626 Oh, gosh. 428 00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:24,466 Oh, um... 429 00:15:24,686 --> 00:15:27,093 I just... um... eeee. 430 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,398 Um, can I just... 431 00:15:28,523 --> 00:15:30,968 I'm just gonna make a quick, um, phone call, 432 00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:31,952 and I'll be back... 433 00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:34,517 Okay. Watch... watch yourself. 434 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:38,354 See that? Done. 435 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,689 Right. 436 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,411 Set up interviews asap. 437 00:15:41,536 --> 00:15:43,180 We're hiring a replacement for Nancy. 438 00:15:43,305 --> 00:15:45,499 Okay. Oh, but I thought Reagan was in charge 439 00:15:45,624 --> 00:15:47,668 - of the hiring and firing. - Missy. 440 00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,449 Who do you work for? Me or Reagan? 441 00:15:49,711 --> 00:15:52,255 Um, I kind of work for both of you. 442 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:55,496 Missy, what's the name of this show? Ava. 443 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:58,083 Whose picture is that? Mine. 444 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:02,516 Who just sent 25 women stricken with alopecia to Disney world? 445 00:16:02,641 --> 00:16:05,256 I did. Who do you work for? 446 00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:07,425 Pick a side, Missy. 447 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:10,220 Me or Reagan. 448 00:16:15,693 --> 00:16:18,019 {pub}We're looking for someone detailed worrying to the multitask. 449 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,195 You'd have to be good with the guests. 450 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,797 - Hey. - Hi. 451 00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:23,332 Hi. Hi, how are you? 452 00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:24,700 Um, I just had a chat with Missy, 453 00:16:24,825 --> 00:16:25,834 and I thought I was the one 454 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,445 who's in charge of hiring and firing. 455 00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,780 Oh, you were. 456 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,972 It's just that lately your judgment 457 00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:31,423 seems to have been a little bit clouded, 458 00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:32,541 so I thought I'd lend a hand. 459 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,809 Oh, well, thank you, ma'am. 460 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,277 Always happy to have judgment advice 461 00:16:35,402 --> 00:16:37,112 from someone who owns Rick James' houseboat. 462 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:39,374 Mark my words, the super freak ii 463 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,100 will prove to be a sound investment. 464 00:16:41,225 --> 00:16:42,251 Hi, Michael. 465 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,819 I'm just gonna sit in on this interview 466 00:16:43,944 --> 00:16:45,213 - if you don't mind. - Yeah. 467 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,091 - So why don't you tell us... - Tell us about yourself. 468 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,725 - Where did you go to school? - Are you a fan of the show? 469 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:50,760 Both: Would you like some water? 470 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,162 - Yes. - Reagan, please. 471 00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:56,081 I am trying to find an ideal candidate for this workplace. 472 00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:59,585 So, Michael, any stories about... 473 00:16:59,710 --> 00:17:01,938 Triumphs over past drug use? You know... 474 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,565 Heroin, meth... 475 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,274 - Cocaine. - You cannot ask that. 476 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,258 You're right. 477 00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:07,793 So tell me about your boyfriend. 478 00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:10,262 Come on! 479 00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:12,365 Aah! 480 00:17:19,313 --> 00:17:21,499 Yeah! 481 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,233 Yeah! Whoo! 482 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,463 That was the most unprofessional interview 483 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,530 that I have ever been a part of. 484 00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:30,265 I am very insulted by that. 485 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:31,116 You know what? You're fired. 486 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:32,267 You know what? That would hurt, 487 00:17:32,392 --> 00:17:33,928 except for the fact that I am the one 488 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,504 who is in charge of hiring and firing, 489 00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:36,488 and you know what? 490 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,766 Word from upstairs, a.K.A my brain, 491 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:39,708 says that you're fired. 492 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,311 Oh, no, you are fired. 493 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,128 Oh, no, no. You are fired. 494 00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:44,689 No one can hear you because you're fired. 495 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,615 - How can you fire me... - Okay. This is a funny bit. 496 00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,818 They're just kidding. "You're fired, you're fired." 497 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,069 Everybody's fired! 498 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,571 What? 499 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,726 Come on, nobody is firing anybody here. 500 00:17:57,851 --> 00:17:59,871 You both love each other, 501 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,232 even though there's a lot of meowing in the cathouse, 502 00:18:03,357 --> 00:18:05,293 which is totally sexist, I know. 503 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,236 Wouldn't it be funny if I was that guy? 504 00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:09,154 Which I'm not. I'm just... 505 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:11,007 What is this really all about? 506 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,307 Christopher, you're wise. 507 00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,552 You know how she's been since the baby. 508 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,429 - Well... - You know what? 509 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,346 The quality of my work 510 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,249 has not changed one iota since I had Amy, 511 00:18:20,374 --> 00:18:22,751 and I find it beyond insulting 512 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,812 that you would question my judgment. 513 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,088 Sorry. 514 00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:27,899 Hi. Ava. 515 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,275 I just received a telephone call 516 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,159 from the family of the poor lady 517 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,095 who we tried to give the car to. 518 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,197 Apparently she did not get off the plane, 519 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,866 and they're wondering where she is. 520 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:41,804 Nancy, who was in charge of her travel arrangements? 521 00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,222 You? 522 00:18:43,347 --> 00:18:44,874 Oh, no. 523 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,167 Oh, shoot. 524 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,143 Um... 525 00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:50,979 I'm gonna be right back. 526 00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:54,483 I'm gonna... Make a quick... 527 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:56,177 I'll be back in one second. 528 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,930 Wow. 529 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,934 I think I may have backed the wrong horse. 530 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,319 - She's pretty bad, right? - She's really the worst. 531 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,273 - Wow. - The worst. Okay. 532 00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,099 You know, I like to think 533 00:19:10,224 --> 00:19:12,134 that I have not changed since the baby, 534 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,168 but you know what? 535 00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:16,239 Maybe I do have a few blind spots. 536 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,574 Okay. 537 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,109 Are you admitting that sometimes you're wrong 538 00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:22,036 and you might need some help? 539 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,998 I suppose so. 540 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,182 So we solved it. 541 00:19:27,307 --> 00:19:28,934 Let's bring it on in here and make it official. 542 00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:32,154 Happy that I was able to do this for us. 543 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,857 - Thank you. - You guys, aw, you're welcome. 544 00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:37,176 Sorry, I just played hockey so I'm a little musky right now. 545 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,263 No, it's working, Christopher. It's working for me. 546 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,830 All right. I'm gonna go fire Nancy now. 547 00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:43,765 Yep. 548 00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,835 Oh, honey, thank you so much for your help back there. 549 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,171 - Oh, no problem, babe. - Aye yi yi. 550 00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:51,290 It's amazing what an hour on the ice will do for me. 551 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:52,291 See? 552 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,792 Yeah. I feel fully awesome now. 553 00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,654 Good. 554 00:19:56,820 --> 00:20:00,408 [Laughter] 555 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,998 Oh, hey, Nancy. I'm home. 556 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,125 Oh, hey. How was hockey? 557 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,193 It was great, yeah. I scored a hat trick. 558 00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:12,629 Which is three goals. 559 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,715 Look, your daddy's home. 560 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,107 It's da-da. 561 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,303 Hey. Oh, my gosh. She just gave me that look. 562 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,472 Love that look. 563 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,432 Oh, Amy. 564 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,977 Oh, I really missed you. 565 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,689 I really, really missed you, sweet... 566 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,901 Oh, man. Still, uh... 567 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,010 Still sweating from the hockey. 568 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,204 Aw, shoot. 569 00:20:46,427 --> 00:20:51,834 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 570 00:20:58,506 --> 00:20:59,883 Come on. Dump and chase, boys. 571 00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,218 Look, man, I feel your pain. 572 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,652 But when it comes to baby bottles, 573 00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:04,321 most important thing is nipple size. 574 00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:06,623 I one time slided a size-three in the mix 575 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,092 when Amy was only at a one, and she got a milk explosion 576 00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:11,177 all over her Babar onesie... 577 00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:13,163 Oh, come on, ref! 578 00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:16,066 Maybe if you got Kevin's balls out of your eyes! 579 00:21:16,307 --> 00:21:18,935 Love and understanding. 580 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,270 That's the most important thing. 581 00:21:20,395 --> 00:21:23,873 Just got to show a baby love, you know what I mean? 582 00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:26,393 Oh, no. Let's go house these guys. 583 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,245 Come on, dude!