1 00:00:00,879 --> 00:00:01,989 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:02,114 --> 00:00:02,933 How's Amy? 3 00:00:03,058 --> 00:00:04,568 I don't know. Why don't you ask her? 4 00:00:04,693 --> 00:00:05,964 - What? - You know what? Just take her. 5 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:07,621 I just need to not be with her right now. 6 00:00:07,746 --> 00:00:08,906 Okay. But just look at her. 7 00:00:09,031 --> 00:00:10,010 She's so happy. What are you talking about? 8 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,392 No, it's just... it's all an act. 9 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:13,221 She's playing you, believe me. 10 00:00:13,387 --> 00:00:16,147 Oh, Amy, boo-boo, what did you do to your papa? 11 00:00:16,272 --> 00:00:17,184 What did you do? 12 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,393 She knows what she did. 13 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:21,188 Oh, honey, she's a baby. 14 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,986 Yeah, that's what she wants you to think. 15 00:00:23,111 --> 00:00:24,238 Why don't you ask her what happened 16 00:00:24,363 --> 00:00:25,901 with the sweet potatoes, huh? 17 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:27,444 Go ahead. Ask her. 18 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:28,592 Classic. 19 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,930 Your papa's in a very delicate place right now. 20 00:00:34,123 --> 00:00:35,827 I know. Don't point and laugh. Don't point and laugh at him. 21 00:00:35,993 --> 00:00:38,872 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 22 00:00:54,577 --> 00:00:56,921 I feel so guilty when I get irritated with Amy. 23 00:00:57,046 --> 00:00:59,123 - Oh... - It's just... 24 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:01,395 But I'm telling you, I'm... I'm getting on her nerves too. 25 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,194 I swear that yesterday, I heard her whisper 26 00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:06,066 into the baby monitor, "you'll never win." 27 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:07,901 You know what? You should take that as a challenge, honey. 28 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:09,152 I mean, you're taller. 29 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:10,301 You can walk. 30 00:01:10,426 --> 00:01:13,281 But seriously, you get to be missed by Amy. 31 00:01:13,447 --> 00:01:15,283 - Aw. - All right? You come home, 32 00:01:15,449 --> 00:01:16,974 and her face lights up. 33 00:01:17,099 --> 00:01:18,620 I'm just... I'm old news. 34 00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:20,080 You need to have some time off. 35 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,912 When was the last time you played hockey? 36 00:01:22,037 --> 00:01:23,848 Oh, God, I don't even remember. 37 00:01:23,973 --> 00:01:25,549 We are gonna get a regular babysitter 38 00:01:25,674 --> 00:01:27,835 - so that you can have a break. - Yeah, that sounds great, 39 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,423 but regular babysitters don't exist. 40 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:30,632 - What are you talking about? - I'm telling you. 41 00:01:30,798 --> 00:01:32,490 It's all weirdoes. It's all... 44 00:01:35,551 --> 00:01:36,513 and it all stretches out... 45 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:37,597 - So? - And that never closes up. 46 00:01:37,763 --> 00:01:38,849 I mean, come on. 47 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:39,880 You know, you are just too picky. 48 00:01:40,005 --> 00:01:41,268 No, I'm not. 49 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,867 Honey, you wouldn't hire that one woman 50 00:01:42,992 --> 00:01:44,229 because she didn't use a Mac. 51 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,773 - It's a different mindset. - Okay. 52 00:01:46,939 --> 00:01:48,734 You rejected the one guy because he was a guy. 53 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,861 Yeah, I don't want a dude babysitter. 54 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,611 I know that I'm supposed to be okay with it, but come on. 55 00:01:53,736 --> 00:01:55,574 You're a dude, dude. 56 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,743 Oh, honey. 57 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:02,581 Beth, the story of your 30-mile-a-day commute on the bus 58 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:05,333 to provide for your six hungry children 59 00:02:05,499 --> 00:02:07,919 has touched us. 60 00:02:08,150 --> 00:02:10,881 You're an Ava show unsung hero. 61 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,133 And we want to give you... 62 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,051 A special gift. 63 00:02:15,217 --> 00:02:17,868 You drove our hearts to breaking, 64 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:21,224 and now we want you to turn the ignition on... 65 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:23,185 A new life, 66 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,728 with this... 67 00:02:24,894 --> 00:02:27,511 Brand new car! 68 00:02:27,636 --> 00:02:29,900 Uh... 69 00:02:30,139 --> 00:02:31,693 I... don't... 70 00:02:33,175 --> 00:02:36,573 Well, this is a pic... 71 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:41,244 Nancy. 72 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,913 I just... oh, no. Yes. Oh. 73 00:02:43,152 --> 00:02:44,728 I just have one thing to say to you... 74 00:02:44,853 --> 00:02:47,042 W-t-f-w-t-c-f-t-p-l... 75 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,377 - Comma n. - What? 76 00:02:49,543 --> 00:02:51,880 Where the [bleep] was the car for the poor lady, Nancy? 77 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,872 Uh, well, they... They dropped off the car, 78 00:02:54,997 --> 00:02:56,540 but, you know, you... you... You asked for green, 79 00:02:56,665 --> 00:02:58,804 and it... what they dropped off was, like, this olive color, 80 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,096 so I told these people... 81 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:02,057 I said that's not what we want. I chewed 'em out. 82 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,309 I need that car back here by today. 83 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:08,355 Exactly. I might have burned that bridge. 84 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,244 Please leave my field of vision, Nancy. 85 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:13,224 I'm so sorry, Ava. I am so heartfully sorry. 86 00:03:13,349 --> 00:03:14,725 - Really, I'm very sorry... - Please. 87 00:03:14,850 --> 00:03:15,987 - It was a total... - Just... 88 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,928 What a ditz. 89 00:03:18,053 --> 00:03:19,533 Yeah, I know, right? 90 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,433 Do not worry. I am going to fire Nancy. 91 00:03:22,558 --> 00:03:24,034 - Yeah? - Yes, of course. 92 00:03:24,159 --> 00:03:25,319 I'm a firing machine, honey. 93 00:03:25,444 --> 00:03:26,820 That's why they call me the ray gun. 94 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:28,606 You're fired! 95 00:03:28,731 --> 00:03:30,241 You used to be the ray gun, 96 00:03:30,366 --> 00:03:32,109 but since you've had Amy, you have lost your edge. 97 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:35,549 Now you've been more like ray "gonna let everything slide." 98 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:36,842 What's that supposed to mean? 99 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:39,033 Gracias! 100 00:03:39,158 --> 00:03:40,201 For whoever brought the churros. 101 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:42,305 Ade nada, Barry! 102 00:03:42,471 --> 00:03:44,705 You are such a delight! See, like him. 103 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:45,851 I mean, why is Barry still here? 104 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,024 Okay, one thing at a time. 105 00:03:47,149 --> 00:03:49,960 All right? Ava, if you have a problem with Nancy, 106 00:03:50,085 --> 00:03:51,481 then I have a problem with Nancy. 107 00:03:51,647 --> 00:03:52,774 - Yes. - And I... 108 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:55,599 - Make problems a-disappear. - Okay. 109 00:03:55,724 --> 00:03:56,700 Poof, okay? 110 00:03:56,825 --> 00:03:59,436 Now you see her, now you don't. 111 00:03:59,561 --> 00:04:01,575 I'm so sorry. I thought you were... 112 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:02,868 I... 113 00:04:05,984 --> 00:04:07,706 Got this. 114 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:09,813 Listen, uh, Nancy, 115 00:04:09,938 --> 00:04:12,199 I'm just gonna get right down to it, okay? 116 00:04:12,324 --> 00:04:14,212 This just isn't working out. 117 00:04:14,378 --> 00:04:15,547 Oh, no. 118 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,021 I know. I'm so sorry. 119 00:04:17,146 --> 00:04:18,822 Uh, we have a very nice severance package for you... 120 00:04:18,947 --> 00:04:19,593 Oh! 121 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:21,659 Here is the number for human resources, 122 00:04:21,784 --> 00:04:23,346 and could you please stop making that noise? 123 00:04:23,512 --> 00:04:24,639 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 124 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:27,398 Uh, this is your new beginnings folder. 125 00:04:27,523 --> 00:04:29,133 Inside of it is a glowing reference letter, 126 00:04:29,258 --> 00:04:31,552 also a CD of inspirational songs, 127 00:04:31,677 --> 00:04:34,555 just to kind of get you on your road to success. 128 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,308 There's some Sarah McLachlan, some feist, and... 129 00:04:37,433 --> 00:04:40,113 Well, let's not pretend we're too cool... some journey. 130 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,323 Okay. 131 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,379 Neither you nor Steve Perry 132 00:04:42,504 --> 00:04:44,743 should ever stop believing, Nancy. 133 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,900 So thank you, and I'm so sorry. 134 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,872 - No, don't be sorry. - Okay. 135 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,254 Please, I know it... it really... 136 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,667 I know I... I have not been very good, 137 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:54,908 and I wanted to show my daughter 138 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,172 that I was a self-sufficient person, and... 139 00:04:57,338 --> 00:05:00,258 Oh. You have a daughter? 140 00:05:00,424 --> 00:05:02,466 Yeah, she's 11. Bridget. 141 00:05:02,591 --> 00:05:04,012 She's such a good little girl. 142 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:05,970 So I was trying to mix work and family... 143 00:05:06,095 --> 00:05:07,515 And you make it look so easy. 144 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:10,977 - Oh, no, it's not. - Yes, you're amazing, 145 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:12,710 with your... your leadership skills, 146 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:14,356 and your joie de vivre... 147 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,191 - Well... - And your car is so clean. 148 00:05:16,357 --> 00:05:19,527 My goodness. And your flowy hair... 149 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,602 Just a... I mean, that's a leave-in conditioner. 150 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:25,075 It's a silicone-base. It doesn't really matter, but... 151 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:28,826 Well, thank you for the opportunity, I... 152 00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:32,351 So where do I turn in the parking pass that they gave me? 153 00:05:33,288 --> 00:05:35,733 I'll tell you where you can turn it in. 154 00:05:35,858 --> 00:05:37,534 Your pocketbook, Nancy. 155 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:40,840 Because you aren't going anywhere, okay? 156 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:42,634 - Really? - Yeah. 157 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,907 Here's my wing. 158 00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:45,553 I want you to get under it. 159 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:48,012 - Oh, thank you. - Don't tell Ava. 160 00:05:48,137 --> 00:05:49,313 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 161 00:05:49,438 --> 00:05:51,726 I'll get back to work. 162 00:05:51,892 --> 00:05:53,717 Hey. 163 00:05:53,842 --> 00:05:55,135 All right, I'm changing lives at work. 164 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,854 Now let's find ourselves a babysitter, huh? 165 00:05:56,979 --> 00:05:59,023 Okay. I made a list of attributes 166 00:05:59,148 --> 00:05:59,940 that I want in a babysitter. 167 00:06:00,065 --> 00:06:02,759 Oh. Well, great. Let's see. 168 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,073 "Responsible." Makes sense. 169 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:07,158 "No criminal record." 170 00:06:07,324 --> 00:06:08,615 Well, that kind of goes without saying. 171 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:12,122 "No body art." I wouldn't qualify. 172 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,332 - Ooh, tater tots. - Hey, hey. 173 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:15,834 These are for the interview. 174 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,492 It's an old law firm trick. 175 00:06:18,617 --> 00:06:20,630 Whenever we'd take a prospective associate out for dinner, 176 00:06:20,796 --> 00:06:22,841 if they salted their food before they tasted it, 177 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:26,511 it meant that they were set in their ways. 178 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,847 I don't want an inflexible babysitter. 179 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,974 You made a whole frickin' bag. I can't just have one? 180 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,435 Um... no. 181 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:35,228 Halley's comet! 182 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:36,396 - Where? - Oh, my God. It's right there. 183 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,772 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give me that. 184 00:06:37,938 --> 00:06:39,691 - Oh, hot, hot, hot. - Yeah. 185 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,401 It burns, right? It's burning? 186 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,684 So? Hot, hot. 187 00:06:43,809 --> 00:06:45,989 I'm gonna eat this later. 188 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,638 So welcome, Jessie. Um... 189 00:06:47,763 --> 00:06:50,574 Oh, I'm sorry. Like a tater tot? 190 00:06:50,699 --> 00:06:52,009 Oh, no, thanks, Mr. Brinkley. 191 00:06:52,134 --> 00:06:53,977 Oh, God. "Mr. Brinkley." No, that's my dad's... 192 00:06:54,102 --> 00:06:55,829 No, you just call me Chris brink... 193 00:06:55,954 --> 00:06:57,981 Or just Mr. Chri... "Brinkley" is great... 194 00:06:58,106 --> 00:06:59,335 - You can call him Chris. - Yeah. 195 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:00,837 Okay. 196 00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:03,187 - Your name is, uh, Jessie. - Yeah, we said that... 197 00:07:03,312 --> 00:07:04,922 That's a great name. I love that name. 198 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:06,957 Anybody ever tell you they wished they were Jessie's girl? 199 00:07:07,082 --> 00:07:08,675 Okay. You know what we're gonna do? 200 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,972 Why don't you just... just tell us about your experience 201 00:07:11,138 --> 00:07:12,296 while Chris stops talking, okay? 202 00:07:12,421 --> 00:07:15,933 Okay, um, well, I was a full-time nanny for two years, 203 00:07:16,058 --> 00:07:17,701 and I have a degree in psychology 204 00:07:17,826 --> 00:07:19,731 and another in early childhood education. 205 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:21,939 - Double major, y'all! - Oh, God. Lord. 206 00:07:22,064 --> 00:07:22,940 You know what, honey? 207 00:07:23,065 --> 00:07:24,194 Could you excuse us for one second? 208 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,042 We just need to... 209 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:26,176 Oh, yeah, go ahead. 210 00:07:26,301 --> 00:07:27,906 This is very impressive, by the way. 211 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,365 What? 212 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:30,408 Okay, she's not gonna work out. 213 00:07:30,574 --> 00:07:31,515 Why? 214 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,952 Oh, because she's a pretty girl? 215 00:07:33,118 --> 00:07:34,651 Is she? I didn't even notice. 216 00:07:34,776 --> 00:07:36,081 Not my type. Not really an ass guy. 217 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,375 You get so tongue-tied around attractive women. 218 00:07:39,541 --> 00:07:40,877 What? No, I "durn't." 219 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,326 Really? The first time we met, 220 00:07:42,451 --> 00:07:43,894 you said, "you have 'blurnd' hair. 221 00:07:44,019 --> 00:07:45,298 I really like your 'blurnd' hair." 222 00:07:45,464 --> 00:07:47,884 You were wearing Jean shorts. Cut-off Jean shorts. 223 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,716 You know, you have found another excuse 224 00:07:49,841 --> 00:07:52,002 to not hire a perfectly good candidate. 225 00:07:52,127 --> 00:07:53,556 I don't understand. She's perfect. 226 00:07:53,722 --> 00:07:55,472 Look, Reagan, I'm the one who's home during the day, 227 00:07:55,597 --> 00:07:56,807 so I think that I should feel comfortable 228 00:07:56,932 --> 00:07:58,812 with the person that I'm leaving our daughter with. 229 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,345 Oh, damn it. She's having a tater tot. 230 00:08:01,470 --> 00:08:04,192 I didn't get a chance to see whether she salted it. 231 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,683 Fine. I support your decision, okay? 232 00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:08,819 But may I remind you that yesterday you thought 233 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,861 that your eight-month-old daughter 234 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:12,192 was calling you a jerk. 235 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,869 Jury is still out on that one. 236 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:16,794 Fine, I'll give her a try. 237 00:08:16,919 --> 00:08:18,665 Okay. Thank you. 238 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,914 Welcome aboard, Jersey. 239 00:08:21,039 --> 00:08:21,748 Jersey... I just called her... 240 00:08:21,873 --> 00:08:23,294 Oh, my God. 241 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:24,918 All right, why don't you just take your stuff 242 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:26,086 over to the desk by my office? 243 00:08:26,211 --> 00:08:27,921 Great. And I guess I don't need this anymore. 244 00:08:28,046 --> 00:08:29,790 No, you will not be needing this folder anymore. 245 00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:32,428 - Good thing. - Yeah! 246 00:08:32,594 --> 00:08:33,343 Okay. 247 00:08:33,468 --> 00:08:34,878 Hey! 248 00:08:35,003 --> 00:08:36,724 You didn't fire her? What the hell is wrong with you? 249 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:38,148 I can fix her, okay? 250 00:08:38,273 --> 00:08:40,317 Look, all she needs to do is be able to manage her time 251 00:08:40,442 --> 00:08:42,021 and build a little bit more confidence. 252 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:44,858 Reagan, I demand that you fire Nancy. 253 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:48,325 No. I see potential in that woman, okay? 254 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,394 Look, she's going through a really tough transition 255 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,115 in her life, she's a single mother... 256 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,649 Ah, there it is. She's a mother. 257 00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:57,162 She has a kid. 258 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,872 Uh, what are you getting at? 259 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,939 I want employees who are 100% committed to their jobs, 260 00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:05,295 not rushing home at lunch to see children and babies. 261 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,679 I want people who have nowhere else to go. 262 00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:10,938 Recovering drug addicts and mean gay guys. 263 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:13,595 I am giving her a chance. 264 00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,819 She is a MILF, Reagan. 265 00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:18,349 A mother I'd like to fire. 266 00:09:18,515 --> 00:09:20,457 Yes, she is a MILF, Ava. 267 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:23,313 A mother I'd like to foster. 268 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,939 Good one. Are you defying me? 269 00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:27,130 - Yes, I am. - Well, let the games begin. 270 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,932 - Your funeral, honey. - Ready, set, go. 271 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:30,195 Gentlemen, start your engines. 272 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,947 Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. 273 00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,450 Oh, hey, Missy. I got to talk to you about something. 274 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,285 The new beginnings binder? 275 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,329 I'm fired? 276 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:40,861 - Oh, my God. - Missy... 277 00:09:40,986 --> 00:09:42,863 - I'm fired? - No, Missy, Missy... 278 00:09:42,988 --> 00:09:44,948 I gave everything to this job, 279 00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:48,942 and all I get is a [bleep] dry-ass [bleep]. Aah! 280 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:52,258 Go to hell, you [bleep] witch. 281 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:55,386 I'm [bleep] out of here. 282 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:56,584 Wow. 283 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:03,048 All right, so, I'll just be over the rink, 284 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:04,103 to play hockey for an hour. 285 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:05,355 Text if you need anything. 286 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,357 Or just call the rink. A guy with a mullet 287 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:10,222 will skate over and hand me a cordless phone. 288 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:12,111 Relax. Amy and I will be fine. 289 00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:14,906 Cool beans. 290 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,998 You, uh, listening to the grateful dead? 291 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,417 Yeah. They're the best. 292 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,974 Yeah, the dead were part of that whole, uh... 293 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:30,672 Whole hippy drug culture thing, huh? 294 00:10:32,297 --> 00:10:35,510 Lot of stuff going on there, but that's... that's cool. 295 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,814 What are you doing? 296 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,817 Um... 297 00:10:51,054 --> 00:10:52,902 Oh, this is... 298 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:56,535 Yours? Oh, I... I, um... 299 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,616 Was looking for your drugs. 300 00:11:00,897 --> 00:11:01,757 - Okay. - Oh, hey, Matt, 301 00:11:01,882 --> 00:11:03,625 I need those segment documents by 2:00. 302 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,261 Do not make me chase you. Do you understand me? 303 00:11:06,386 --> 00:11:07,429 - Wow. - Okay. 304 00:11:07,554 --> 00:11:08,964 - You're like Hillary Clinton. - Oh. 305 00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:12,634 You're strong and powerful, and so commanding. 306 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,003 Not gonna say I have not heard that before, but... 307 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:18,206 Oh, Reagan, I wanted to reiterate how sorry I am. 308 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:19,674 I'm working on my victim issues. 309 00:11:19,799 --> 00:11:22,390 Missy, we just need to move on from that. Thank you. 310 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,945 Why don't you have a seat here? 311 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,561 We are gonna tackle some multitasking. 312 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:28,104 - Okay? - Terrific. 313 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,606 All right. Great. Uh, first of all... 314 00:11:30,772 --> 00:11:32,320 You are gonna answer some calls, 315 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:34,986 and at the same time I want you to be filing 316 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,192 some guest research documents on the computer, okay? 317 00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:40,996 So there's your mouse. Just answer, file, answer, file. 318 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,631 - Filing, answering. - Yeah. 319 00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:43,965 Ooh, I have a call. 320 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,333 Okay. 321 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:48,833 Ava show. Keep on watching and growing. 322 00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:51,627 - Reagan Brinkley? - Just take a message. 323 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,629 - Yeah. What? - Take a message. 324 00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:56,478 I'm very sorry, um, Ms. Brinkley 325 00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:59,010 is in a very important meeting right now. 326 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,178 Yes. 327 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:03,222 Can I take... take a... a message, please? 328 00:12:04,945 --> 00:12:06,142 So sorry, yeah. 329 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,811 Give me your... what is your name? 330 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:11,943 And number? Uh-huh... 331 00:12:12,068 --> 00:12:13,941 Oh, darn it. Can you hold on one second, please? 332 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:15,735 Shoot! 333 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,999 Oh, gosh. Oh, no. This is not gonna be good. 334 00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:21,115 No. No, I did not mean you. So sorry, can you hold, please? 335 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:23,534 - Nancy, he's... he's not on hold. - What happened? 336 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:24,723 No, that's not... 337 00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:26,124 I thought you were gonna pick her up. 338 00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:28,360 That's the volume button. You keep pressing the volume... 339 00:12:28,485 --> 00:12:29,995 What? I... I'm very sorry. 340 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,168 I thought you were still on hold. 341 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,399 - No, I told you... - Nancy, he's not on hold. 342 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:35,797 She has karate till 3:15, remember? 343 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,256 The person's actually still not on hold. 344 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:38,737 Uh, I... I'm very sorry. 345 00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:41,302 All right. Can you give me the number again? 346 00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:42,845 Let's not worry about the pencils. 347 00:12:43,099 --> 00:12:44,309 - Uh-huh. - It's gonna be fine. 348 00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:45,977 Everybody just needs to stop talking! 349 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,392 Okay, just calm down. 350 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,268 Just put all this stuff away. It's gonna be fine. 351 00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:51,938 - How's it going? - Oh, it's great! 352 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,785 It's going great, yeah. 353 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:58,256 This... this woman over here is a p-ro, is what she is. 354 00:12:58,381 --> 00:12:59,946 I'm... I'm telling you. If there is... 355 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,361 If there's something that she cannot do, 356 00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:04,367 I haven't seen it. 357 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,993 Okay. 358 00:13:06,159 --> 00:13:06,932 Okay, thank you. 359 00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:08,433 Somebody order a ray of sunshine? 360 00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:09,768 Hi. 361 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:10,873 And a baby. 362 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:11,836 I'm the ray. 363 00:13:11,961 --> 00:13:12,917 I know. 364 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,585 Hi... 365 00:13:14,751 --> 00:13:17,692 Hi. So how's it... 366 00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:18,840 Nancy. Nancy. 367 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,050 Hi. What's happening? 368 00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:23,682 Hey. Shoot. Um... 369 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,221 Bridget got stuck at karate, 370 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,181 so I had to pick her up. 371 00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:29,475 Okay. That's all right. 372 00:13:29,641 --> 00:13:30,822 Sweetheart, this is the great lady 373 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:32,190 that I was telling you all about. 374 00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:33,688 Your hair really is beautiful. 375 00:13:33,917 --> 00:13:37,650 Oh, it's not really... Thank you. 376 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,027 All right, let's get you set up with homework, okay? 377 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:43,823 Aw. Little girls are the best. 378 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,872 See, that's great, yeah. 379 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:49,841 A total stranger gets a smile out of her, but I get... 380 00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:51,289 - Nothing but... - Okay. 381 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,832 What's going on. Did you go to hockey? 382 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,079 No, it's kind of hard to skate 383 00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:55,668 when there's a weed epidemic going around. 384 00:13:55,905 --> 00:13:58,212 Oh, Chris. You fired the babysitter. 385 00:13:58,378 --> 00:14:00,298 She was listening to the dead, babe. 386 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,008 So, what, she had drugs? 387 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:02,988 No, not in her purse, 388 00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,356 but she's keistering it for sure. 389 00:14:04,481 --> 00:14:05,720 She looks like a mule. 390 00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,092 You went in her purse? Come on, Chris. 391 00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,827 Fine. You know what? Amy and I had a great day, but... 392 00:14:08,952 --> 00:14:10,528 Except for you can't tell, 393 00:14:10,653 --> 00:14:12,185 'cause she's trying to get out of my arms. Thanks a lot. 394 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,366 Look at this. This is what I'm getting all the time. 395 00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:15,583 I'm doing the best I can here. 396 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:16,968 - Okay. - Okay, so I'm just... 397 00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:18,566 You know what? You need to blow off steam. 398 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,068 - Go to hockey. Now. - All right, but if... 399 00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,778 No. Emily here has watched Amy before. 400 00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:24,276 All right, I mean, if you feel like you're... 401 00:14:24,401 --> 00:14:25,794 I mean, I don't want to leave you in the lurch. 402 00:14:25,919 --> 00:14:28,380 You are at work, but I feel bad about this, obviously. 403 00:14:28,505 --> 00:14:29,948 - I'll be back so soon, honey. - All right. 404 00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:32,273 You won't even know that I'm gone. 405 00:14:48,108 --> 00:14:50,389 Hey, thank you for watching the nugget. 406 00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:53,226 Hi, my lovely baby. Mwah! Have you seen Nancy? 407 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,353 I saw her run out to the parking lot. I think... 408 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,567 I'm sorry, are we running a nursery now? 409 00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:01,150 This is supposed to be a cutting-edge show. 410 00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,027 And yet my stage is filled with... 411 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,612 Ragtags. 412 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,531 Nothing but a bunch of babies and Barrys. 413 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,741 Oh, nice shot, Ava. 414 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,326 - So sorry. - Hi. 415 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:13,162 I just got a ticket for having too much stuff in my back seat. 416 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,793 - A big, expensive ticket. - Oh, jeez. 417 00:15:15,918 --> 00:15:17,458 Uh, Nancy, 418 00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:18,797 we need to redo the unsung heroes show. 419 00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:20,169 When do we get that car back? 420 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:22,267 Oh. Oh, we're doing that? 421 00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:24,002 Oh, gosh. 422 00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:25,841 Oh, um... 423 00:15:26,062 --> 00:15:28,469 I just... um... eeee. 424 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:29,774 Um, can I just... 425 00:15:29,899 --> 00:15:32,344 I'm just gonna make a quick, um, phone call, 426 00:15:32,469 --> 00:15:33,328 and I'll be back... 427 00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:35,893 Okay. Watch... watch yourself. 428 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:39,730 See that? Done. 429 00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,065 Right. 430 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,787 Set up interviews asap. 431 00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:44,556 We're hiring a replacement for Nancy. 432 00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:46,875 Okay. Oh, but I thought Reagan was in charge 433 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,044 - of the hiring and firing. - Missy. 434 00:15:49,169 --> 00:15:50,825 Who do you work for? Me or Reagan? 435 00:15:51,087 --> 00:15:53,631 Um, I kind of work for both of you. 436 00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:56,872 Missy, what's the name of this show? Ava. 437 00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,458 Whose picture is that? Mine. 438 00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:03,892 Who just sent 25 women stricken with alopecia to Disney world? 439 00:16:04,017 --> 00:16:06,632 I did. Who do you work for? 440 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:08,801 Pick a side, Missy. 441 00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:11,596 Me or Reagan. 442 00:16:18,362 --> 00:16:20,688 We're looking for someone detailed worrying to the multitask. 443 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:22,864 You'd have to be good with the guests. 444 00:16:22,989 --> 00:16:24,466 - Hey. - Hi. 445 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:26,001 Hi. Hi, how are you? 446 00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:27,369 Um, I just had a chat with Missy, 447 00:16:27,494 --> 00:16:28,503 and I thought I was the one 448 00:16:28,628 --> 00:16:30,114 who's in charge of hiring and firing. 449 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,449 Oh, you were. 450 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,641 It's just that lately your judgment 451 00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:34,092 seems to have been a little bit clouded, 452 00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:35,210 so I thought I'd lend a hand. 453 00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:36,478 Oh, well, thank you, ma'am. 454 00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:37,946 Always happy to have judgment advice 455 00:16:38,071 --> 00:16:39,781 from someone who owns Rick James' houseboat. 456 00:16:39,906 --> 00:16:42,043 Mark my words, the super freak ii 457 00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,769 will prove to be a sound investment. 458 00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:44,920 Hi, Michael. 459 00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,488 I'm just gonna sit in on this interview 460 00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:47,882 - if you don't mind. - Yeah. 461 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,760 - So why don't you tell us... - Tell us about yourself. 462 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,394 - Where did you go to school? - Are you a fan of the show? 463 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:53,429 Would you like some water? 464 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,831 - Yes. - Reagan, please. 465 00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:58,750 I am trying to find an ideal candidate for this workplace. 466 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,254 So, Michael, any stories about... 467 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,607 Triumphs over past drug use? You know... 468 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,233 Heroin, meth... 469 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:07,943 - Cocaine. - You cannot ask that. 470 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:08,927 You're right. 471 00:17:09,052 --> 00:17:10,462 So tell me about your boyfriend. 472 00:17:10,587 --> 00:17:12,931 Come on! 473 00:17:13,056 --> 00:17:15,034 Aah! 474 00:17:21,982 --> 00:17:24,168 Yeah! 475 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,902 Yeah! Whoo! 476 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:30,132 That was the most unprofessional interview 477 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,199 that I have ever been a part of. 478 00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:32,934 I am very insulted by that. 479 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:33,785 You know what? You're fired. 480 00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:34,936 You know what? That would hurt, 481 00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:36,597 except for the fact that I am the one 482 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:38,173 who is in charge of hiring and firing, 483 00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:39,157 and you know what? 484 00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:41,435 Word from upstairs, a.K.A my brain, 485 00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,377 says that you're fired. 486 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:43,979 Oh, no, you are fired. 487 00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:45,797 Oh, no, no. You are fired. 488 00:17:45,922 --> 00:17:47,358 No one can hear you because you're fired. 489 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,284 - How can you fire me... - Okay. This is a funny bit. 490 00:17:49,409 --> 00:17:51,487 They're just kidding. "You're fired, you're fired." 491 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:52,738 Everybody's fired! 492 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:54,240 What? 493 00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,395 Come on, nobody is firing anybody here. 494 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,540 You both love each other, 495 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,901 even though there's a lot of meowing in the cathouse, 496 00:18:06,026 --> 00:18:07,962 which is totally sexist, I know. 497 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,905 Wouldn't it be funny if I was that guy? 498 00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:11,823 Which I'm not. I'm just... 499 00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:13,676 What is this really all about? 500 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,976 Christopher, you're wise. 501 00:18:15,101 --> 00:18:17,221 You know how she's been since the baby. 502 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,098 - Well... - You know what? 503 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,015 The quality of my work 504 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,918 has not changed one iota since I had Amy, 505 00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:25,420 and I find it beyond insulting 506 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:27,481 that you would question my judgment. 507 00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:28,757 Sorry. 508 00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:30,568 Hi. Ava. 509 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,944 I just received a telephone call 510 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:33,828 from the family of the poor lady 511 00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:35,764 who we tried to give the car to. 512 00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,866 Apparently she did not get off the plane, 513 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,535 and they're wondering where she is. 514 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:44,473 Nancy, who was in charge of her travel arrangements? 515 00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,891 You? 516 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:47,543 Oh, no. 517 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,836 Oh, shoot. 518 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,812 Um... 519 00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:53,648 I'm gonna be right back. 520 00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:57,152 I'm gonna... Make a quick... 521 00:18:57,277 --> 00:18:58,846 I'll be back in one second. 522 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,599 Wow. 523 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,603 I think I may have backed the wrong horse. 524 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,988 - She's pretty bad, right? - She's really the worst. 525 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,941 - Wow. - The worst. Okay. 526 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:12,768 You know, I like to think 527 00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:14,803 that I have not changed since the baby, 528 00:19:14,928 --> 00:19:15,837 but you know what? 529 00:19:15,962 --> 00:19:18,908 Maybe I do have a few blind spots. 530 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,242 Okay. 531 00:19:20,408 --> 00:19:22,778 Are you admitting that sometimes you're wrong 532 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,705 and you might need some help? 533 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:27,666 I suppose so. 534 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:29,851 So we solved it. 535 00:19:29,976 --> 00:19:31,603 Let's bring it on in here and make it official. 536 00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:34,823 Happy that I was able to do this for us. 537 00:19:34,948 --> 00:19:37,526 - Thank you. - You guys, aw, you're welcome. 538 00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:39,845 Sorry, I just played hockey so I'm a little musky right now. 539 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,932 No, it's working, Christopher. It's working for me. 540 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,499 All right. I'm gonna go fire Nancy now. 541 00:19:44,624 --> 00:19:46,434 Yep. 542 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,504 Oh, honey, thank you so much for your help back there. 543 00:19:49,629 --> 00:19:51,840 - Oh, no problem, babe. - Aye yi yi. 544 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:53,959 It's amazing what an hour on the ice will do for me. 545 00:19:54,084 --> 00:19:54,960 See? 546 00:19:55,085 --> 00:19:56,461 Yeah. I feel fully awesome now. 547 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,323 Good. 548 00:20:07,288 --> 00:20:09,667 Oh, hey, Nancy. I'm home. 549 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,794 Oh, hey. How was hockey? 550 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,862 It was great, yeah. I scored a hat trick. 551 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:15,297 Which is three goals. 552 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:18,384 Look, your daddy's home. 553 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,776 It's da-da. 554 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,972 Hey. Oh, my gosh. She just gave me that look. 555 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,140 Love that look. 556 00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:27,101 Oh, Amy. 557 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:30,646 Oh, I really missed you. 558 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,358 I really, really missed you, sweet... 559 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,570 Oh, man. Still, uh... 560 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,679 Still sweating from the hockey. 561 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,873 Aw, shoot. 562 00:20:49,096 --> 00:20:54,503 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 563 00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:02,052 Come on. Dump and chase, boys. 564 00:21:02,218 --> 00:21:03,387 Look, man, I feel your pain. 565 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:04,821 But when it comes to baby bottles, 566 00:21:04,946 --> 00:21:06,490 most important thing is nipple size. 567 00:21:06,615 --> 00:21:08,792 I one time slided a size-three in the mix 568 00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,261 when Amy was only at a one, and she got a milk explosion 569 00:21:11,386 --> 00:21:13,346 all over her Babar onesie... 570 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,332 Oh, come on, ref! 571 00:21:15,457 --> 00:21:18,152 Maybe if you got Kevin's balls out of your eyes! 572 00:21:18,476 --> 00:21:21,104 Love and understanding. 573 00:21:21,229 --> 00:21:22,439 That's the most important thing. 574 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:26,042 Just got to show a baby love, you know what I mean? 575 00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:28,562 Oh, no. Let's go house these guys. 576 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,414 Come on, dude!