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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's Amy?
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I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?
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- What?
- You know what? Just take her.
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I just need to not
be with her right now.
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Okay.
But just look at her.
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She's so happy.
What are you talking about?
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No, it's just... it's all an act.
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She's playing you, believe me.
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Oh, Amy, boo-boo,
what did you do to your papa?
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What did you do?
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She knows what she did.
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Oh, honey, she's a baby.
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Yeah, that's what
she wants you to think.
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Why don't you ask her what happened
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with the sweet potatoes, huh?
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Go ahead. Ask her.
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Classic.
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Your papa's in a very
delicate place right now.
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I know. Don't point and laugh.
Don't point and laugh at him.
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I feel so guilty
when I get irritated with Amy.
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- Oh...
- It's just...
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But I'm telling you, I'm... I'm
getting on her nerves too.
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I swear that yesterday,
I heard her whisper
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into the baby monitor,
"you'll never win."
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You know what? You should
take that as a challenge, honey.
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I mean, you're taller.
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You can walk.
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But seriously,
you get to be missed by Amy.
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- Aw.
- All right? You come home,
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and her face lights up.
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I'm just... I'm old news.
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You need to have some time off.
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When was the last time
you played hockey?
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Oh, God, I don't even remember.
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We are gonna get a regular babysitter
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- so that you can have a break.
- Yeah, that sounds great,
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but regular babysitters don't exist.
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- What are you talking about?
- I'm telling you.
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It's all weirdoes.
It's all...
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and it all stretches out...
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- So?
- And that never closes up.
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I mean, come on.
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You know, you are just too picky.
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No, I'm not.
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Honey, you wouldn't hire
that one woman
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because she didn't use a Mac.
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- It's a different mindset.
- Okay.
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You rejected the one guy
because he was a guy.
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Yeah, I don't want a dude babysitter.
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I know that I'm supposed
to be okay with it, but come on.
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You're a dude, dude.
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Oh, honey.
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Beth, the story of your
30-mile-a-day commute on the bus
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to provide for
your six hungry children
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has touched us.
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You're an Ava show unsung hero.
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And we want to give you...
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A special gift.
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You drove our hearts to breaking,
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and now we want you
to turn the ignition on...
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A new life,
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with this...
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Brand new car!
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Uh...
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I... don't...
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Well, this is a pic...
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Nancy.
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I just... oh, no.
Yes. Oh.
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I just have one thing to say to you...
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W-t-f-w-t-c-f-t-p-l...
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- Comma n.
- What?
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Where the [bleep] was the car
for the poor lady, Nancy?
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Uh, well, they...
They dropped off the car,
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but, you know, you... you...
You asked for green,
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and it... what they dropped off
was, like, this olive color,
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so I told these people...
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I said that's not what we want.
I chewed 'em out.
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I need that car back here by today.
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Exactly. I might have
burned that bridge.
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Please leave my field
of vision, Nancy.
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I'm so sorry, Ava.
I am so heartfully sorry.
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- Really, I'm very sorry...
- Please.
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- It was a total...
- Just...
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What a ditz.
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Yeah, I know, right?
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Do not worry.
I am going to fire Nancy.
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- Yeah?
- Yes, of course.
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I'm a firing machine, honey.
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That's why they call me the ray gun.
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You're fired!
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You used to be the ray gun,
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but since you've had Amy,
you have lost your edge.
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Now you've been more like ray
"gonna let everything slide."
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Gracias!
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For whoever brought the churros.
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Ade nada, Barry!
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You are such a delight!
See, like him.
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I mean, why is Barry still here?
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Okay, one thing at a time.
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All right? Ava, if you
have a problem with Nancy,
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then I have a problem with Nancy.
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- Yes.
- And I...
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- Make problems a-disappear.
- Okay.
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Poof, okay?
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Now you see her, now you don't.
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I'm so sorry.
I thought you were...
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I...
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Got this.
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Listen, uh, Nancy,
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I'm just gonna
get right down to it, okay?
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This just isn't working out.
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Oh, no.
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I know.
I'm so sorry.
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Uh, we have a very nice
severance package for you...
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Oh!
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Here is the number
for human resources,
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and could you please stop
making that noise?
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- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
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Uh, this is your
new beginnings folder.
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Inside of it is a glowing
reference letter,
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also a CD of inspirational songs,
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just to kind of get you
on your road to success.
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There's some Sarah McLachlan,
some feist, and...
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Well, let's not pretend
we're too cool... some journey.
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Okay.
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Neither you nor Steve Perry
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should ever stop believing, Nancy.
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So thank you, and I'm so sorry.
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- No, don't be sorry.
- Okay.
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Please, I know it... it really...
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I know I... I have not been very good,
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and I wanted to show my daughter
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that I was a self-sufficient
person, and...
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Oh.
You have a daughter?
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Yeah, she's 11.
Bridget.
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She's such a good little girl.
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So I was trying to mix
work and family...
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And you make it look so easy.
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- Oh, no, it's not.
- Yes, you're amazing,
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with your... your leadership skills,
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and your joie de vivre...
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- Well...
- And your car is so clean.
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My goodness.
And your flowy hair...
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Just a... I mean,
that's a leave-in conditioner.
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It's a silicone-base.
It doesn't really matter, but...
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Well, thank you
for the opportunity, I...
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So where do I turn in the
parking pass that they gave me?
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I'll tell you where
you can turn it in.
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Your pocketbook, Nancy.
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Because you aren't
going anywhere, okay?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Here's my wing.
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I want you to get under it.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Don't tell Ava.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I'll get back to work.
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Hey.
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All right,
I'm changing lives at work.
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Now let's find ourselves
a babysitter, huh?
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Okay. I made a list of attributes
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that I want in a babysitter.
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Oh.
Well, great. Let's see.
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"Responsible." Makes sense.
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"No criminal record."
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Well, that kind of
goes without saying.
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"No body art." I wouldn't qualify.
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- Ooh, tater tots.
- Hey, hey.
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These are for the interview.
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It's an old law firm trick.
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Whenever we'd take a prospective
associate out for dinner,
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if they salted their food
before they tasted it,
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it meant that they
were set in their ways.
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I don't want
an inflexible babysitter.
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You made a whole frickin' bag.
I can't just have one?
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Um... no.
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Halley's comet!
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- Where?
- Oh, my God. It's right there.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Give me that.
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- Oh, hot, hot, hot.
- Yeah.
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It burns, right?
It's burning?
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So?
Hot, hot.
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I'm gonna eat this later.
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So welcome, Jessie.
Um...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Like a tater tot?
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Oh, no, thanks, Mr. Brinkley.
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Oh, God. "Mr. Brinkley."
No, that's my dad's...
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No, you just call me Chris brink...
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Or just Mr. Chri...
"Brinkley" is great...
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- You can call him Chris.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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- Your name is, uh, Jessie.
- Yeah, we said that...
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That's a great name.
I love that name.
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Anybody ever tell you they
wished they were Jessie's girl?
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Okay. You know what we're gonna do?
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Why don't you just... just tell us
about your experience
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while Chris stops talking, okay?
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Okay, um, well, I was
a full-time nanny for two years,
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and I have a degree in psychology
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and another in
early childhood education.
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- Double major, y'all!
- Oh, God. Lord.
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You know what, honey?
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Could you excuse us for one second?
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We just need to...
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Oh, yeah, go ahead.
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This is very impressive, by the way.
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What?
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Okay, she's not gonna work out.
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Why?
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Oh, because she's a pretty girl?
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Is she?
I didn't even notice.
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Not my type.
Not really an ass guy.
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You get so tongue-tied
around attractive women.
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What?
No, I "durn't."
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Really?
The first time we met,
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you said, "you have 'blurnd' hair.
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I really like your 'blurnd' hair."
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You were wearing Jean shorts.
Cut-off Jean shorts.
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You know, you have found
another excuse
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to not hire a perfectly
good candidate.
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I don't understand.
She's perfect.
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Look, Reagan, I'm the one
who's home during the day,
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so I think that
I should feel comfortable
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with the person that I'm
leaving our daughter with.
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Oh, damn it.
She's having a tater tot.
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I didn't get a chance to see
whether she salted it.
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Fine. I support your decision, okay?
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But may I remind you
that yesterday you thought
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that your eight-month-old daughter
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was calling you a jerk.
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Jury is still out on that one.
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Fine, I'll give her a try.
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Okay.
Thank you.
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Welcome aboard, Jersey.
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Jersey... I just called her...
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Oh, my God.
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All right, why don't you
just take your stuff
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over to the desk by my office?
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Great. And I guess I don't
need this anymore.
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No, you will not be needing
this folder anymore.
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- Good thing.
- Yeah!
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Okay.
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Hey!
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You didn't fire her?
What the hell is wrong with you?
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I can fix her, okay?
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Look, all she needs to do
is be able to manage her time
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and build a little bit
more confidence.
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Reagan, I demand that you fire Nancy.
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No. I see potential
in that woman, okay?
254
00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,394
Look, she's going through
a really tough transition
255
00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:52,115
in her life, she's a single mother...
256
00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,649
Ah, there it is.
She's a mother.
257
00:08:55,774 --> 00:08:57,162
She has a kid.
258
00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,872
Uh, what are you getting at?
259
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,939
I want employees who are 100%
committed to their jobs,
260
00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:05,295
not rushing home at lunch
to see children and babies.
261
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,679
I want people who have
nowhere else to go.
262
00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:10,938
Recovering drug addicts
and mean gay guys.
263
00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:13,595
I am giving her a chance.
264
00:09:13,761 --> 00:09:15,819
She is a MILF, Reagan.
265
00:09:15,944 --> 00:09:18,349
A mother I'd like to fire.
266
00:09:18,515 --> 00:09:20,457
Yes, she is a MILF, Ava.
267
00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:23,313
A mother I'd like to foster.
268
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,939
Good one.
Are you defying me?
269
00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:27,130
- Yes, I am.
- Well, let the games begin.
270
00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,932
- Your funeral, honey.
- Ready, set, go.
271
00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:30,195
Gentlemen, start your engines.
272
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,947
Now if you'll excuse me,
I have work to do.
273
00:09:33,113 --> 00:09:35,450
Oh, hey, Missy. I got to
talk to you about something.
274
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,285
The new beginnings binder?
275
00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:39,329
I'm fired?
276
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:40,861
- Oh, my God.
- Missy...
277
00:09:40,986 --> 00:09:42,863
- I'm fired?
- No, Missy, Missy...
278
00:09:42,988 --> 00:09:44,948
I gave everything to this job,
279
00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:48,942
and all I get is a [bleep]
dry-ass [bleep]. Aah!
280
00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:52,258
Go to hell, you [bleep] witch.
281
00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:55,386
I'm [bleep] out of here.
282
00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:56,584
Wow.
283
00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,048
All right, so,
I'll just be over the rink,
284
00:10:01,173 --> 00:10:02,103
to play hockey for an hour.
285
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,355
Text if you need anything.
286
00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:05,357
Or just call the rink.
A guy with a mullet
287
00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:08,222
will skate over and hand me
a cordless phone.
288
00:10:08,347 --> 00:10:10,111
Relax.
Amy and I will be fine.
289
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,906
Cool beans.
290
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,998
You, uh, listening
to the grateful dead?
291
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,417
Yeah.
They're the best.
292
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,974
Yeah, the dead were part
of that whole, uh...
293
00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:28,672
Whole hippy drug culture thing, huh?
294
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:33,510
Lot of stuff going on there,
but that's... that's cool.
295
00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,814
What are you doing?
296
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:48,817
Um...
297
00:10:49,054 --> 00:10:50,902
Oh, this is...
298
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:54,535
Yours? Oh, I...
I, um...
299
00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,616
Was looking for your drugs.
300
00:10:58,897 --> 00:10:59,757
- Okay.
- Oh, hey, Matt,
301
00:10:59,882 --> 00:11:01,625
I need those segment
documents by 2:00.
302
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,261
Do not make me chase you.
Do you understand me?
303
00:11:04,386 --> 00:11:05,429
- Wow.
- Okay.
304
00:11:05,554 --> 00:11:06,964
- You're like Hillary Clinton.
- Oh.
305
00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:10,634
You're strong and powerful,
and so commanding.
306
00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:13,003
Not gonna say I have not
heard that before, but...
307
00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:16,206
Oh, Reagan, I wanted
to reiterate how sorry I am.
308
00:11:16,331 --> 00:11:17,674
I'm working on my victim issues.
309
00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:20,390
Missy, we just need to
move on from that. Thank you.
310
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:21,945
Why don't you have a seat here?
311
00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:24,561
We are gonna tackle
some multitasking.
312
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,104
- Okay?
- Terrific.
313
00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,606
All right. Great.
Uh, first of all...
314
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,320
You are gonna answer some calls,
315
00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:32,986
and at the same time
I want you to be filing
316
00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,192
some guest research documents
on the computer, okay?
317
00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:38,996
So there's your mouse.
Just answer, file, answer, file.
318
00:11:39,121 --> 00:11:40,631
- Filing, answering.
- Yeah.
319
00:11:40,756 --> 00:11:41,965
Ooh, I have a call.
320
00:11:42,090 --> 00:11:43,333
Okay.
321
00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:46,833
Ava show.
Keep on watching and growing.
322
00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,627
- Reagan Brinkley?
- Just take a message.
323
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,629
- Yeah. What?
- Take a message.
324
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,478
I'm very sorry, um, Ms. Brinkley
325
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:57,010
is in a very important
meeting right now.
326
00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,178
Yes.
327
00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:01,222
Can I take... take
a... a message, please?
328
00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:04,142
So sorry, yeah.
329
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,811
Give me your... what is your name?
330
00:12:07,065 --> 00:12:09,943
And number?
Uh-huh...
331
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:11,941
Oh, darn it. Can you
hold on one second, please?
332
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,735
Shoot!
333
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,999
Oh, gosh. Oh, no.
This is not gonna be good.
334
00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:19,115
No. No, I did not mean you.
So sorry, can you hold, please?
335
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,534
- Nancy, he's... he's not on hold.
- What happened?
336
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,723
No, that's not...
337
00:12:22,848 --> 00:12:24,124
I thought you were gonna pick her up.
338
00:12:24,249 --> 00:12:26,360
That's the volume button.
You keep pressing the volume...
339
00:12:26,485 --> 00:12:27,995
What?
I... I'm very sorry.
340
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,168
I thought you were still on hold.
341
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,399
- No, I told you...
- Nancy, he's not on hold.
342
00:12:32,524 --> 00:12:33,797
She has karate till 3:15, remember?
343
00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:35,256
The person's actually
still not on hold.
344
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,737
Uh, I... I'm very sorry.
345
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:39,302
All right. Can you give
me the number again?
346
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:40,845
Let's not worry about the pencils.
347
00:12:41,099 --> 00:12:42,309
- Uh-huh.
- It's gonna be fine.
348
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:43,977
Everybody just needs to stop talking!
349
00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:45,392
Okay, just calm down.
350
00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,268
Just put all this stuff away.
It's gonna be fine.
351
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,938
- How's it going?
- Oh, it's great!
352
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,785
It's going great, yeah.
353
00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:56,256
This... this woman over here
is a p-ro, is what she is.
354
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:57,946
I'm... I'm telling you.
If there is...
355
00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:01,361
If there's something
that she cannot do,
356
00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:02,367
I haven't seen it.
357
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:03,993
Okay.
358
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:04,932
Okay, thank you.
359
00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,433
Somebody order a ray of sunshine?
360
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:07,768
Hi.
361
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:08,873
And a baby.
362
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:09,836
I'm the ray.
363
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:10,917
I know.
364
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,585
Hi...
365
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,692
Hi.
So how's it...
366
00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:16,840
Nancy. Nancy.
367
00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:19,050
Hi.
What's happening?
368
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,682
Hey. Shoot. Um...
369
00:13:21,807 --> 00:13:23,221
Bridget got stuck at karate,
370
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,181
so I had to pick her up.
371
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,475
Okay.
That's all right.
372
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:28,822
Sweetheart, this is the great lady
373
00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:30,190
that I was telling you all about.
374
00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:31,688
Your hair really is beautiful.
375
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:35,650
Oh, it's not really...
Thank you.
376
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,027
All right, let's get you
set up with homework, okay?
377
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,823
Aw.
Little girls are the best.
378
00:13:44,617 --> 00:13:45,872
See, that's great, yeah.
379
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:47,841
A total stranger gets a smile
out of her, but I get...
380
00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:49,289
- Nothing but...
- Okay.
381
00:13:49,455 --> 00:13:50,832
What's going on.
Did you go to hockey?
382
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,079
No, it's kind of hard to skate
383
00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:53,668
when there's a weed
epidemic going around.
384
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,212
Oh, Chris.
You fired the babysitter.
385
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,298
She was listening to the dead, babe.
386
00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,008
So, what, she had drugs?
387
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:00,988
No, not in her purse,
388
00:14:01,113 --> 00:14:02,356
but she's keistering it for sure.
389
00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:03,720
She looks like a mule.
390
00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:05,092
You went in her purse?
Come on, Chris.
391
00:14:05,217 --> 00:14:06,827
Fine. You know what?
Amy and I had a great day, but...
392
00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:08,528
Except for you can't tell,
393
00:14:08,653 --> 00:14:10,185
'cause she's trying to get out
of my arms. Thanks a lot.
394
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,366
Look at this. This is what
I'm getting all the time.
395
00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:13,583
I'm doing the best I can here.
396
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:14,968
- Okay.
- Okay, so I'm just...
397
00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:16,566
You know what?
You need to blow off steam.
398
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,068
- Go to hockey. Now.
- All right, but if...
399
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:20,778
No. Emily here
has watched Amy before.
400
00:14:20,999 --> 00:14:22,276
All right, I mean,
if you feel like you're...
401
00:14:22,401 --> 00:14:23,794
I mean, I don't want
to leave you in the lurch.
402
00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:26,380
You are at work, but I feel
bad about this, obviously.
403
00:14:26,505 --> 00:14:27,948
- I'll be back so soon, honey.
- All right.
404
00:14:28,073 --> 00:14:30,273
You won't even know that I'm gone.
405
00:14:46,108 --> 00:14:48,389
Hey, thank you
for watching the nugget.
406
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,226
Hi, my lovely baby. Mwah!
Have you seen Nancy?
407
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,353
I saw her run out
to the parking lot. I think...
408
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,567
I'm sorry,
are we running a nursery now?
409
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,150
This is supposed to be
a cutting-edge show.
410
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,027
And yet my stage is filled with...
411
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:02,612
Ragtags.
412
00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,531
Nothing but a bunch
of babies and Barrys.
413
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:06,741
Oh, nice shot, Ava.
414
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,326
- So sorry.
- Hi.
415
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:11,162
I just got a ticket for having
too much stuff in my back seat.
416
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,793
- A big, expensive ticket.
- Oh, jeez.
417
00:15:13,918 --> 00:15:15,458
Uh, Nancy,
418
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,797
we need to redo
the unsung heroes show.
419
00:15:16,922 --> 00:15:18,169
When do we get that car back?
420
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,267
Oh.
Oh, we're doing that?
421
00:15:20,392 --> 00:15:22,002
Oh, gosh.
422
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:23,841
Oh, um...
423
00:15:24,062 --> 00:15:26,469
I just... um... eeee.
424
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,774
Um, can I just...
425
00:15:27,899 --> 00:15:30,344
I'm just gonna make
a quick, um, phone call,
426
00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:31,328
and I'll be back...
427
00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:33,893
Okay.
Watch... watch yourself.
428
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,730
See that?
Done.
429
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,065
Right.
430
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,787
Set up interviews asap.
431
00:15:40,912 --> 00:15:42,556
We're hiring a replacement for Nancy.
432
00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:44,875
Okay. Oh, but I thought
Reagan was in charge
433
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,044
- of the hiring and firing.
- Missy.
434
00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:48,825
Who do you work for?
Me or Reagan?
435
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:51,631
Um, I kind of work for both of you.
436
00:15:51,756 --> 00:15:54,872
Missy, what's the name
of this show? Ava.
437
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,458
Whose picture is that?
Mine.
438
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,892
Who just sent 25 women stricken
with alopecia to Disney world?
439
00:16:02,017 --> 00:16:04,632
I did.
Who do you work for?
440
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,801
Pick a side, Missy.
441
00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:09,596
Me or Reagan.
442
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,188
We're looking for someone detailed
worrying to the multitask.
443
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:19,364
You'd have to be good
with the guests.
444
00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:20,966
- Hey.
- Hi.
445
00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:22,501
Hi. Hi, how are you?
446
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:23,869
Um, I just had a chat with Missy,
447
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,003
and I thought I was the one
448
00:16:25,128 --> 00:16:26,614
who's in charge of hiring and firing.
449
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:27,949
Oh, you were.
450
00:16:28,115 --> 00:16:29,141
It's just that lately your judgment
451
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:30,592
seems to have been
a little bit clouded,
452
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:31,710
so I thought I'd lend a hand.
453
00:16:31,835 --> 00:16:32,978
Oh, well, thank you, ma'am.
454
00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,446
Always happy to have judgment advice
455
00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:36,281
from someone who owns
Rick James' houseboat.
456
00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,543
Mark my words, the super freak ii
457
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,269
will prove to be a sound investment.
458
00:16:40,394 --> 00:16:41,420
Hi, Michael.
459
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:42,988
I'm just gonna
sit in on this interview
460
00:16:43,113 --> 00:16:44,382
- if you don't mind.
- Yeah.
461
00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,260
- So why don't you tell us...
- Tell us about yourself.
462
00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:48,894
- Where did you go to school?
- Are you a fan of the show?
463
00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:49,929
Would you like some water?
464
00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,331
- Yes.
- Reagan, please.
465
00:16:52,456 --> 00:16:55,250
I am trying to find an ideal
candidate for this workplace.
466
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,754
So, Michael, any stories about...
467
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:01,107
Triumphs over past drug use?
You know...
468
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:02,733
Heroin, meth...
469
00:17:02,899 --> 00:17:04,443
- Cocaine.
- You cannot ask that.
470
00:17:04,568 --> 00:17:05,427
You're right.
471
00:17:05,552 --> 00:17:06,962
So tell me about your boyfriend.
472
00:17:07,087 --> 00:17:09,431
Come on!
473
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:11,534
Aah!
474
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,668
Yeah!
475
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,402
Yeah! Whoo!
476
00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:26,632
That was the most
unprofessional interview
477
00:17:26,757 --> 00:17:27,699
that I have ever been a part of.
478
00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:29,434
I am very insulted by that.
479
00:17:29,559 --> 00:17:30,285
You know what?
You're fired.
480
00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:31,436
You know what?
That would hurt,
481
00:17:31,561 --> 00:17:33,097
except for the fact that I am the one
482
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:34,673
who is in charge
of hiring and firing,
483
00:17:34,798 --> 00:17:35,657
and you know what?
484
00:17:35,782 --> 00:17:37,935
Word from upstairs, a.K.A my brain,
485
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:38,877
says that you're fired.
486
00:17:39,002 --> 00:17:40,479
Oh, no, you are fired.
487
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,297
Oh, no, no.
You are fired.
488
00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:43,858
No one can hear you
because you're fired.
489
00:17:44,024 --> 00:17:45,784
- How can you fire me...
- Okay. This is a funny bit.
490
00:17:45,909 --> 00:17:47,987
They're just kidding.
"You're fired, you're fired."
491
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:49,238
Everybody's fired!
492
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:50,740
What?
493
00:17:54,493 --> 00:17:56,895
Come on, nobody
is firing anybody here.
494
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:59,040
You both love each other,
495
00:17:59,206 --> 00:18:02,401
even though there's a lot
of meowing in the cathouse,
496
00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:04,462
which is totally sexist, I know.
497
00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:06,405
Wouldn't it be funny
if I was that guy?
498
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,323
Which I'm not.
I'm just...
499
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,176
What is this really all about?
500
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:11,476
Christopher, you're wise.
501
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:13,721
You know how she's been
since the baby.
502
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,598
- Well...
- You know what?
503
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:16,515
The quality of my work
504
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,418
has not changed one iota
since I had Amy,
505
00:18:19,543 --> 00:18:21,920
and I find it beyond insulting
506
00:18:22,045 --> 00:18:23,981
that you would question my judgment.
507
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,257
Sorry.
508
00:18:25,382 --> 00:18:27,068
Hi. Ava.
509
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,444
I just received a telephone call
510
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,328
from the family of the poor lady
511
00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,264
who we tried to give the car to.
512
00:18:32,389 --> 00:18:34,366
Apparently she did not
get off the plane,
513
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,035
and they're wondering where she is.
514
00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:40,973
Nancy, who was in charge
of her travel arrangements?
515
00:18:41,098 --> 00:18:42,391
You?
516
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,043
Oh, no.
517
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:45,336
Oh, shoot.
518
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,312
Um...
519
00:18:47,437 --> 00:18:50,148
I'm gonna be right back.
520
00:18:50,273 --> 00:18:53,652
I'm gonna...
Make a quick...
521
00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,346
I'll be back in one second.
522
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:58,099
Wow.
523
00:18:58,265 --> 00:19:02,103
I think I may have
backed the wrong horse.
524
00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:05,488
- She's pretty bad, right?
- She's really the worst.
525
00:19:05,981 --> 00:19:07,441
- Wow.
- The worst. Okay.
526
00:19:07,607 --> 00:19:09,268
You know, I like to think
527
00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,303
that I have not changed
since the baby,
528
00:19:11,428 --> 00:19:12,337
but you know what?
529
00:19:12,462 --> 00:19:15,408
Maybe I do have a few blind spots.
530
00:19:15,574 --> 00:19:16,742
Okay.
531
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:19,278
Are you admitting that
sometimes you're wrong
532
00:19:19,403 --> 00:19:21,205
and you might need some help?
533
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:24,166
I suppose so.
534
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,351
So we solved it.
535
00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:28,103
Let's bring it on in here
and make it official.
536
00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:31,323
Happy that I was able
to do this for us.
537
00:19:31,448 --> 00:19:34,026
- Thank you.
- You guys, aw, you're welcome.
538
00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,345
Sorry, I just played hockey
so I'm a little musky right now.
539
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:39,432
No, it's working, Christopher.
It's working for me.
540
00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:40,999
All right.
I'm gonna go fire Nancy now.
541
00:19:41,124 --> 00:19:42,934
Yep.
542
00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:46,004
Oh, honey, thank you so much
for your help back there.
543
00:19:46,129 --> 00:19:48,340
- Oh, no problem, babe.
- Aye yi yi.
544
00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:50,459
It's amazing what an hour
on the ice will do for me.
545
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,460
See?
546
00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:52,961
Yeah.
I feel fully awesome now.
547
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,823
Good.
548
00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,167
Oh, hey, Nancy.
I'm home.
549
00:20:06,333 --> 00:20:08,294
Oh, hey.
How was hockey?
550
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,362
It was great, yeah.
I scored a hat trick.
551
00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:11,797
Which is three goals.
552
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,884
Look, your daddy's home.
553
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:17,276
It's da-da.
554
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:20,472
Hey. Oh, my gosh.
She just gave me that look.
555
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:21,640
Love that look.
556
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:23,601
Oh, Amy.
557
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:27,146
Oh, I really missed you.
558
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,858
I really, really missed you, sweet...
559
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:34,070
Oh, man.
Still, uh...
560
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:37,179
Still sweating from the hockey.
561
00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:45,373
Aw, shoot.
562
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:51,003
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563
00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:53,052
Come on.
Dump and chase, boys.
564
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,387
Look, man, I feel your pain.
565
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,821
But when it comes to baby bottles,
566
00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:57,490
most important thing is nipple size.
567
00:20:57,615 --> 00:20:59,792
I one time slided
a size-three in the mix
568
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,261
when Amy was only at a one,
and she got a milk explosion
569
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,346
all over her Babar onesie...
570
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,332
Oh, come on, ref!
571
00:21:06,457 --> 00:21:09,152
Maybe if you got Kevin's balls
out of your eyes!
572
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:12,104
Love and understanding.
573
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,439
That's the most important thing.
574
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,042
Just got to show a baby love,
you know what I mean?
575
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,562
Oh, no.
Let's go house these guys.
576
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:21,414
Come on, dude!