1 00:00:04,129 --> 00:00:06,755 It's amazing people keep coming to comic book stores... 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,300 ...instead of just downloading comics digitally. 3 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:11,802 It's probably for the best. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,263 For a lot of these guys, the weekly trip here... 5 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:17,766 ...is the only chance their mom has to go to the basement and change their sheets. 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,521 Oh, that reminds me, I get fresh sheets tonight. Yay. 7 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,318 Well, what do you think of new comic book night? 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,821 Magic, huh? 9 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,698 Sheldon, I'm disappointed. 10 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,034 As a brilliant man, you're entitled to a vice. 11 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,369 I could understand frequenting an opium den... 12 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:40,164 ...or hunting your fellow man for sport. 13 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:43,417 But this? Lame-o. 14 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:48,172 A, comic books employ storytelling through sequential art... 15 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:52,092 ...a medium that dates back 17,000 years to the cave paintings of Lascaux... 16 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:55,763 ...and B, you play the harp, like that's cool. 17 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,518 Can I help you find anything? 18 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:05,606 A comic that depicts a woman whose bosom can't be used as a flotation device. 19 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,694 Sorry. Most of the guys who come in here like big boobs. 20 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,404 A couple of them have big boobs. 21 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,326 The new Warlords of Ka'a expansion pack is out. 22 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,411 A new one? Unbelievable. 23 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,872 They just keep making up more cheesy monsters... 24 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,209 ...slapping them on cards and selling them at 25 bucks a pop. 25 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:28,670 It's like a secret tax on guys who can't get laid. 26 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:33,675 They're not even trying. Remember the Satanimals pack with the Hellephant? 27 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:36,887 Absurd. What was he, a bad elephant who died and went to hell? 28 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:41,683 What could an elephant possibly do that would cause him eternal damnation? 29 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:43,060 "Wild West and Witches." 30 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,480 What kind of loser cares about a showdown... 31 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:50,400 ...between Billy the Kid and the White Wizard of the North? Heh. 32 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,194 A total loser. 33 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,781 Obviously, a guy with a six-shooter beats an old man with a magic wand. 34 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,034 Well, ho... hold on. 35 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,330 Uh, what if the wizard casts a helmet-of-confusion spell... 36 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,374 ...on Billy the Kid's cowboy hat? 37 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,002 What? Please. This is Billy the Kid we're talking about. 38 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,713 The wizard would get shot before he could get out the words: 39 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:15,592 "What the hell is Billy the Kid doing in the mystic realm of Ka'a?" 40 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,345 Leonard, ahem... 41 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,973 ...what's the deal with Sheldon's friend Amy? 42 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,433 - Are they a couple? - A couple of weirdos. Why? 43 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,436 Are you interested in Amy? 44 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:28,647 Well, I mean, she didn't look through me... 45 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:33,569 ...with soul-sucking, ball-shriveling hatred and contempt. 46 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,320 I like that in a woman. 47 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,449 Could you run it by Sheldon if I could ask her out? 48 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:40,993 Sure, I guess. 49 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,828 Stuart, settle an argument for us. 50 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,873 Who would win, Billy the Kid or the white Wizard? 51 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,919 If I tell you that, I'm robbing you of the hours of fun you could have... 52 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:56,300 ...for the magical, rootin'-tootin low price of 24.95. 53 00:02:57,802 --> 00:03:00,304 - I'll take one. - Mm. Make it two. 54 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,973 I hate all of you and myself. Three. 55 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,976 I'll ring it up. 56 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,105 Like shooting nerds in a barrel. 57 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:39,551 Hey, can I talk to you about something? It's a little awkward. 58 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,095 I know what this is about. 59 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,431 Given the professional standstill you're at... 60 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,184 ...you're wondering if this is the appropriate time... 61 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:50,229 ...to abandon your research and focus on teaching. 62 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:55,901 Yes. 63 00:03:57,528 --> 00:04:00,364 And if I may suggest, consider changing disciplines. 64 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:03,450 Yeah, to the humanities. Perhaps, history. 65 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,702 One of the advantages of teaching history... 66 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:08,038 ...is that you don't have to create things. 67 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,999 You know, you just have to remember stuff that happened... 68 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,377 ...and then parrot it back. 69 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,379 You could have fun with that. 70 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,215 Yeah, that's not it. 71 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,676 Stuart's kind of interested in Amy. 72 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,095 Well, of course, he is. She's very interesting. 73 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,222 Did you know, when she was 14... 74 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,933 ...she severed the webbing between her own toes? 75 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,062 No. Uh... 76 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:37,150 He wanted me to find out if you'd have a problem with him asking her out. 77 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,155 Well, I'm not sure how to respond, Leonard. 78 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:46,702 I mean, I don't own Amy. You can't own a person. 79 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:49,663 At least, not since... 80 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,961 1863. 81 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,173 President Lincoln freed the... 82 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,387 The slaves. Come on, Leonard, if you're gonna teach history... 83 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,015 ...these are the kind of facts you'll have to know. 84 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,102 You know what? Never mind. I'm gonna tell him it's okay to ask her out. 85 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:15,355 The question is moot. There is no way that Stuart... 86 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:17,691 ...an impoverished peddler of picture books... 87 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,485 ...would be at all appealing to Amy Farrah Fowler... 88 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,237 ...a noted neurobiologist... 89 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,865 ...capable of performing surgery on her own feet... 90 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:29,828 ...with nothing but nitrous oxide from cans of whipped cream as anesthesia. 91 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:32,539 All right, but for the record... 92 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,375 ...I checked in with you to see how you'd feel about it. 93 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,003 Fine. The record shall so reflect. 94 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,255 Now, getting back to the problem at hand... 95 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,800 ...what to do with a washed-up experimental physicist. 96 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,013 I am not washed-up. 97 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,515 Oh, Leonard. 98 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,101 Lots of people love you and want to help you... 99 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:56,396 ...but they can't until you admit the problem. 100 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,985 Ugh. Well, ladies, we killed the bottle. 101 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,946 - I had half a glass. - I didn't have any. 102 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,782 Okay, don't judge me. 103 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,161 So, what do you wanna do? Go to the movies, go dancing... 104 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,163 ...lay down for a little bit? Ahem. 105 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,833 Or we play... 106 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,460 ...Travel Twister. 107 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,880 Amy, really? Twister? 108 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:25,258 Excuse me, I've passed many an enjoyable evening playing this game. 109 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:28,762 And I'm sure it's a lot more exciting when you play with other people. 110 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:34,017 What do you say, bestie? We can do shirts and skins. I'm shirts. Called it. 111 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,524 I'm too small for Twister. And roller coasters. 112 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,943 And sitting with my feet on the floor. 113 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:48,073 Hope you enjoyed the prenatal cigarettes, mom. 114 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:53,078 Hey, my mom smoked pot when she was pregnant with me... 115 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,704 ...and I turned out just fine. 116 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:57,999 Hey, look, I have peach schnapps. Thank God. 117 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,545 - Guys, something happened. - What's wrong? 118 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,339 I think a boy likes me. 119 00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:08,718 "Hi. It's Stuart. We met at the comic book store. 120 00:07:08,886 --> 00:07:12,639 I was wondering if you'd like to get coffee sometime. It's okay if you say no. 121 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:16,935 It might be the kick in the pants I need to start taking Zoloft." 122 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:20,063 Amy, you little vixen. 123 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:23,275 Just working it under all those layers of wool and polyester. 124 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,904 What are you gonna do? Doesn't he know you have a boyfriend? 125 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:31,241 Oh, she doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a Sheldon. 126 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,828 - So do you like Stuart? - I don't know. 127 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:38,748 He's nice. He's funny. He has the sallow-drawn countenance... 128 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:42,502 ...associated with an overactive thyroid gland. That's kind of hot. 129 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:47,549 Look, sweetie, we all love Sheldon, but you've been with him over a year now. 130 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,635 If it's not going anywhere, what does it hurt to look around? 131 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:53,597 Yeah, I guess they're not engaged like me and Howie. 132 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:58,185 For what it's worth, engaged people can look around too. Lot of options out there. 133 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:08,403 Where's Stuart? 134 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,072 Out. 135 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:17,078 - Who are you? - I'm Dale. He left me in charge. 136 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,833 - Really? - Yeah. 137 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,877 I don't get it either. 138 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:31,218 I wanna return this Wild West and Witches Ka'a expansion pack. 139 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:35,096 Sorry, I don't do returns. They're hard. 140 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,849 Sure, sure. 141 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:42,812 - Uh, when will Stuart be back? - I don't know. He went out for coffee. 142 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:44,022 With a girl. 143 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,735 Ah. I guess I was wrong. 144 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,947 You okay? 145 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,617 Am I okay? Leonard, I'm on a lifelong trajectory... 146 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,912 ...that includes a Nobel Prize and cities named after me. 147 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,916 All four wisdom teeth fit comfortably in my mouth without need of extraction... 148 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,961 ...and my bowel movements run like a German train schedule. 149 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,757 Am I okay? 150 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,009 I'm okay too. 151 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:24,062 Wild Bill Witchcock. 152 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:29,192 A tribe of Abra-Comanches. 153 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,907 Flaming Spittoon. 154 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,452 And for the record, I'm very disappointed in you, cowpokes. 155 00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:42,539 We're playing our inaugural round of Wild West and witches... 156 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,959 ...and I'm the only one who bothered to dress for the occasion. 157 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,669 Patooie. 158 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,591 We're not wearing cowboy hats, Sheldon. It looks ridiculous. 159 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,928 And I suppose my boots and spurs are ridiculous too? 160 00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,306 - Yeah. - Incredibly so. 161 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:03,018 Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack... 162 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,730 ...and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat? 163 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,274 - Yeah. - Incredibly so. 164 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,985 All right, fine. Let's just play. 165 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,447 We should go easy on him. Amy's out with Stuart tonight. 166 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,407 Wait a minute. Are you telling me... 167 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:22,203 ...that Sheldon's patented blend of condescension and no sex... 168 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,247 ...isn't enough to hold on to a woman? 169 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:31,546 Cluck. Cluck. Cluck. What are we, ladies at a quilting bee? 170 00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,798 Or are we men playing a fantasy card game... 171 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,384 ...set in a magical frontier town? 172 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,429 Sorry. 173 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,140 Creepy Tepee. 174 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,770 Annie Ogly. 175 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,107 Hocus Pocus Pocahontas. 176 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,610 And may I point out, it is the three of you... 177 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,363 ...who are obsessed with Stuart and Amy, not me. 178 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:59,908 I think you need to ask yourselves who's really being ridiculous here. 179 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,418 - It's you. - You are. 180 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,381 Hey, guys, check it out. 181 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:17,717 The deluxe limited edition Wild West and Witches expansion pack... 182 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,095 ...in the signed and numbered collector's tin. 183 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,973 Come on, no. We just bought the regular pack. 184 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,476 Ooh. A sheriff's badge. Ha, ha. 185 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:30,021 Yeah, it's also a wand. 186 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,317 With a hologram? Nice. 187 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,610 Hey, do you see this? 188 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,196 I'm in the matrix, Leonard, I see everything. 189 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:42,200 You gotta be kidding me. You friended Stuart on Facebook? 190 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,869 - I thought you didn't like Facebook. - Don't be silly. 191 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,748 I'm a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact. 192 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,795 Please. You're looking at Facebook to find out how their date went. 193 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,297 Really? You think I care if a man... 194 00:11:56,465 --> 00:12:00,719 ...what, "Shared a pumpkin latte with a dynamite lady"? 195 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:05,306 - You're so full of it. - You're free to believe whatever you like. 196 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,685 And unfriend Rajesh Koothrappali. 197 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,270 You unfriended me? Seriously? 198 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,356 Oh, yeah. Now he's gonna miss all those great updates like: 199 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,024 "I can't believe I waited this long... 200 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,652 ...to make my own potpourri." Ha, ha. 201 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,448 Why don't you acknowledge you have feelings for Amy... 202 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,825 ...and don't want her going out with other men? 203 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,495 And unfriend Leonard Hofstadter. 204 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:31,040 Here's a radical thought. Go old school. Challenge Stuart to a fight. 205 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:34,252 Nothing makes the ladies hotter than two skinny white guys... 206 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,796 ...swatting at each other with their eyes closed. 207 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,426 And unfriend Howard Wolowitz. 208 00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,763 That's all of us. Can I use the laptop? 209 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:49,100 - Why? - I have to buy that stupid collector's tin. 210 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:56,357 - Who do we love? - Penny. 211 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,444 Hello, Sheldon. Come on in. 212 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,696 - Thank you. - What's up? 213 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:07,368 I came to ask if you would like to go on a date with me. 214 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,205 I'm sorry, what? 215 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,499 A date. You and me. 216 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:16,002 Dining, dancing, perhaps you'd like to take in a prizefight. 217 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,341 Ugh, God, are you trying to make Amy jealous? 218 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:25,136 No. Why is everyone so obsessed with Amy and Stuart? 219 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:29,808 Whether or not they may be having more pumpkin lattes or intercourse tonight. 220 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,519 Okay, listen to me. 221 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:35,522 Playing games is not gonna help get Amy back. 222 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,732 I am not trying to get her back. 223 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,985 But out of curiosity, what is a way? 224 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,363 All right, honey, let me tell you a story. 225 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,241 There was a guy I liked, and I never told him how I felt. 226 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:50,370 Eventually, he started going out with someone else and I always regretted it. 227 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,497 Do you see where I'm going with this? 228 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,166 - I believe I do. - Hmm. 229 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,377 I'm the guy. 230 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,257 You're not the guy. 231 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,844 Are you sure? That would explain so much. 232 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,346 Your constant presence in my apartment... 233 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,432 ...that baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me... 234 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,769 ...the way you call me sweetie all the time. 235 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,938 - I call everyone sweetie. - You tramp. 236 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,398 Ugh. 237 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,778 Look, Sheldon, all I'm saying is strap on a pair and go talk to Amy. 238 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:28,408 Strap on a pair? Wait. Of what, skates? 239 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,912 Oh, sweetie, you are so not the guy. 240 00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,965 If you're bored, you can go. I understand. 241 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,968 No, I'm having a nice time. 242 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,179 Don't patronize me. 243 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,727 Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. 244 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,645 Pardon me. Excuse me. 245 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,147 - Hi, Stuart. - Hi, Sheldon. 246 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,317 Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me. 247 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,156 Sheldon, what are you doing here? 248 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,783 The thought of you sitting in a darkened theater... 249 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:14,120 ...with a character like Stuart is repellent. 250 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:19,125 - No offense, Stuart. - None taken. 251 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,338 Although repellent is kind of a strong word. 252 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,635 I'm sorry this causes you discomfort... 253 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:32,430 ...but based on the currently established parameters of our relationship... 254 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,183 ...I can put myself in any repellent situation I want. 255 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,145 - Um... Again... - Stuart, please, you're being rude. 256 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,691 Anything else? 257 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:50,114 I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship. 258 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,993 I'm listening. 259 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,623 With the understanding that nothing changes whatsoever... 260 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,708 ...physical or otherwise... 261 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:05,880 ...I would not object to us no longer characterizing you... 262 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,342 ...as "not my girlfriend." 263 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:19,644 Interesting. Now try it without the quadruple negative. 264 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,147 You're being impossible. 265 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,900 Hi, Stuart. 266 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,779 Fine. 267 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,407 Amy... 268 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,703 ...will you be my girlfriend? 269 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,379 - Yes. - Well, that's enough of that. 270 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,717 Sorry to interrupt. You two enjoy your date. 271 00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:54,929 Here's a dollar for your troubles. Get yourself some Sour Patch Kids. 272 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,224 Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. 273 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:06,524 Other than you taking your relationship to the next level with another guy... 274 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,526 ...this was nice. 275 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,780 Yes, well, thanks for seeing me to my door. 276 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,115 Oh, you're welcome. 277 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,785 Amy? Amy? Amy? 278 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,457 Let's wrap things up out there. 279 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:29,047 - Um... Good night, Stuart. - Good night. 280 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:35,053 Take the hint, Stuart. The lady said good night. 281 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,600 How did you get into my apartment? 282 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,645 Wow. Is that the kind of nagging I can expect now that you're my girlfriend? 283 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,858 Good thing I drew this up. 284 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,443 What's that? 285 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,906 I present to you the relationship agreement. 286 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:02,622 A binding covenant that, in its 31 pages, enumerates, iterates and codifies... 287 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,625 ...the rights and responsibilities of Sheldon Lee Cooper... 288 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,960 ...here and after known as "the boyfriend"... 289 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:13,174 ...and Amy Farrah Fowler, here and after known as "the girlfriend." 290 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,303 It's so romantic. 291 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,348 Mutual indemnification always is. 292 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,397 Why don't you start perusing while I set up my notary stamp. 293 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,526 "Section 5: Hand-holding. 294 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,695 Hand-holding is only allowed under the following circumstances. 295 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,367 A, either party is in danger of falling off a cliff, precipice or ledge. 296 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,372 B, either party is deserving of a hearty handshake after winning a Nobel Prize. 297 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,000 C, moral support during flu shots." 298 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,965 - Seems a bit restrictive. - Yeah, well, feel free to retain a lawyer. 299 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,310 Penny, I said, "Right hand, red." 300 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,522 Yeah, I heard you. I got red. Ahem. 301 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,733 Bernadette... 302 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,278 ...left foot, yellow. 303 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,449 We should play limbo next. No one beats me at limbo. 304 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,581 Penny? Amy? Bernadette? 305 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,833 That's my boyfriend. 306 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,251 It's open. 307 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:32,879 I got a splinter. 308 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,923 What do you want me to do about it? 309 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,759 Relationship Agreement Section 4: Boo-boos and Ouchies. 310 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,678 You have to take care of it. 311 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,973 I should've gotten a lawyer. 312 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,436 Looks like it's just us playing. 313 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,986 Penny? 314 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,284 - Penny, we're out of wine. - You should probably drive.