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You can't stop any of us.
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We can't be killed,
you stupid little chewtoys.
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These things are smarter
than you.
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You don't have a clue
how to kill 'em
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or slow 'em down, and
your plan is what,
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go right at 'em?
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We've been
a little busy.
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Hunting Leviathan.
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You met Dick yet?
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I'd sooner swim through
hot garbage than shake hands
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with a bottom-feeding
mutation like you.
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I'd never work with you,
Crowley.
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I hate the bastard.
Squash 'em all.
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You need to see a fella
named Frank Devereaux.
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Bobby Singer sent us.
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[ Weapon cocks ]
Or not. Who?
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We just need you to get us
further off the grid,
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but keep us
on the board.
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Wipe all your old aliases.
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Change your phones
on a very frequent
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non-schedule schedule,
you understand?
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You can't just
look me in the face
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and tell me you're fine.
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- You want me to be honest?
- Yeah.
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I don't like lying to you.
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You know,
it doesn't feel right.
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So, yeah, you got me there.
I been climbing walls.
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I know how that is.
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[ Heart beating rapidly ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Generator whirring ]
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[ Romantic music playing ]
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[ TV turns ]
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Good night, sweetie.
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[ Panting ]
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Announcer:
This is Nature Sounds'
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"Sounds of Nature,"
Volume 4, "Soothing Seas."
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[ Waves crashing ]
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[ Sea Gulls squawking ]
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What the hell?
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[ Rustling ]
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[ Rustling ]
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Stay away.
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[ Crunch ]
[ Screaming ]
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[ Squishing ]
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♪ Supernatural 7x09 ♪
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters
Original Air Date on November 18, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Did you strip enough wire?
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Yes, I stripped
enough wire.
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All right.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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See? Told you.
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[ Door opens ]
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Well, isn't this cozy?
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Yeah.
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Well, Motel 6 just ain't
leaving the light on anymore.
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Well, I'm taking page
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out of Frank Devereaux's Bible
on this.
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Everybody's out
to get you --
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paranoia is just
plain common sense.
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Weeks, guys. Weeks.
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We've been living
with cold showers,
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cold Hot Pockets,
cold freaking everything.
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I mean, this is the bottom
that we're living in.
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You guys get that, right?
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How many big mouths
are out there,
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running card traces,
like Chet,
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or hunting us down
God knows what ways?
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No, now's not the time
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to be laying our bed rolls out
on the grid.
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Not if we can help it.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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That's just great.
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This is stupid.
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Our quality of life
is crap.
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We got Purgatory's
least wanted everywhere,
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and we're on our third
"The World's Screwed" issue
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in, what, three years?
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We've steered the bus away
from the cliff twice already.
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Someone's got to do it.
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What if the bus
wants to go over the cliff?
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You think the world
wants to end?
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I think that
if we didn't take its belt
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and all its pens away
each year
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that, yeah,
the whole enchilada
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would have offed
itself already.
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Stop trying to wrestle
with the big picture, son.
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You're gonna hurt your head.
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So, what's the guff?
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[ Clears throat ]
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Well, uh, there have been
a rash of sightings
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all over the southern
pine barrens --
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a strange, fast-moving,
human-like creature.
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Locals even have
a name for it.
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Bobby:
The Jersey Devil?
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I thought that was just
local tall-tale crap.
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The area's history
of sightings
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goes back
more than two centuries.
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Some accounts gave it bat wings,
others horns,
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a...a tail.
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And, uh, oh, yeah,
a horse's head.
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The sketch looks more like
a Chewbacca head.
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Sounds kind of mixed-up.
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Yeah, kind of like it should be
fighting a Japanese robot.
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Well, mixed-up or not,
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it sounds like it might
just have a body count.
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"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
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Yeah.
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Something hung a camper
up in a tree,
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then ate him alive right
through his sleeping bag.
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His wife
hasn't been seen, either.
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Plus, there have been
four other missing persons
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reported in
the last three weeks.
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State troopers -- get this --
are saying it's a rogue bear.
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Yeah, of course,
when was the last time
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you saw a bear string up
its own piñata?
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Something's out there
in the woods.
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Hey, we're going honest to
goodness wilderness hunting.
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I haven't used my .30-30
in a while.
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Okay, Davey Crockett,
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well, safari's gonna have
to wait till tomorrow
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and after
our suit-and-tie dance.
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We'll make sure this is not just
some backwoods crackhead
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who likes to roll glampers.
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What the hell's
a glamper?
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Sam?
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High-end camper.
TV, A.C., Wi-Fi.
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Back to nature,
zero inconvenience.
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That's idiotic.
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Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
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Some people just don't
know how to live.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Dean:
So, Ranger Evans --
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Oh, uh,
you can call me Rick.
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Ranger Rick.
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Uh, you were the one who found
Mitchell Rayburn, correct?
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The human burrito.
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State police have it down
as a bear attack.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, I read
what the state police says.
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That was no rogue brown.
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Apparently, some others
reported seeing something
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a little,
you know, weirder.
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You know,
I've been a ranger for 12 years.
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Tell you the truth,
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we have no idea
what's out there.
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Big.
Lot of trees and whatnot.
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Tell you this, though.
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You got to respect
mother nature.
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You respect her,
or she's gonna string you up,
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and she'll eat your ass
right through the Gore-Tex.
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So you're thinking
it's mother nature?
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See, me and Phil,
we've been finding, uh,
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something's leftovers
for weeks --
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deer remains, badger,
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missing pets.
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Who's Phil?
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Assistant Chief Ranger.
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Come to think of it,
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I haven't seen Phil
in a couple of days.
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He's supposed to call
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from whatever station
he's checking off.
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Sam:
But you think maybe
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your assistant chief ranger
might be missing?
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I should probably
report that.
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Oh. Excuse us.
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Well, you, uh...
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Enjoy your lunch...
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Ranger Rick.
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So?
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Well, I took a look
at the cadaver --
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what's left of it.
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Not a happy camper.
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Don't have any stats
on a Jersey Devil,
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but the bite radius
on the vic's wounds --
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it's too small
for a Leviathan.
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And he's still got a ventricle
and some change,
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so I doubt
we're talking werewolf.
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And a wendigo
don't leave no scraps.
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Hmm. Lunch?
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Starving.
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Hey! Uh, Brandon.
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We grab a booth?
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Hey, uh, douchewad,
a hostess will seat you.
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Do I look like
a freaking hostess?
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Do you want
to look like a hostess?
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That didn't really make sense,
what you...said. [ Chuckles ]
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00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:05,165
What was that?
191
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I sure hope we don't get
Brandon's section.
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Sidewinder soup and salad combo
goes to big bird.
193
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TDK slammer to Ken Doll.
194
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And a little heart-smart
for creepy uncle.
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What is your problem?
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You are my problem!
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00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:27,720
Oh, Brandon's got his flare
all up in a bunch.
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Yeah.
There goes his 18%.
199
00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:32,108
Anyway,
the chief ranger --
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I don't think he believes
in the Jersey Devil.
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00:09:34,328 --> 00:09:38,998
Oh, by the way, did he seem
a little, uh, stoned to you?
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Ranger Rick? Yeah.
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Definitely growing his own
on the back 40
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and smoking
all the profits.
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He did seem to think
that there was something --
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Oh,
that is good sandwich.
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00:09:52,246 --> 00:09:53,429
What the hell
did you get?
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New pepperjack
Turducken Slammer --
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limited time only.
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Bunch of birds shoved up
inside each other.
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00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:04,057
Shouldn't play God
like that.
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00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:05,558
Hey, don't look at me sideways
from that --
213
00:10:05,609 --> 00:10:07,010
that Chinese chicken geezer
salad there, okay?
214
00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:08,761
This is awesome.
215
00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,931
Like the perfect storm of
your top-three edible birds.
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00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:15,434
[ Chuckles ]
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00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:17,737
All right, anyways, um...
[ Clears throat ]
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00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,289
The ranger did seem to think
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00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:21,374
there was something
out in Wharton Forest.
220
00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:22,909
Well, then I'd say
it's safari time.
221
00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,411
Brandon: Look at her!
You're telling me she's not fat?
222
00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:27,831
No, no. Up yours, Mike.
223
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Shove it right up yours!
224
00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:36,455
Well, anyway, back to bigger
and better things.
225
00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:41,394
[ Scoffs ]
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00:10:41,461 --> 00:10:43,462
[ Bird squawking ]
227
00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:12,658
Couple of bucks.
228
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,211
Head-butting
over turf probably.
229
00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:17,430
Pretty sure
the other fella won.
230
00:11:26,557 --> 00:11:28,224
I guess I forgot.
231
00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:33,029
Before you were a hunter,
you were actually a...hunter.
232
00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:36,349
Yeah, well, we shot our dinner
when I was a kid.
233
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,684
You used to take us hunting.
Remember?
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00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,703
Dad had a case,
he'd just dump us on you.
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Shoot,
you must have taught us
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most of the outdoor tracking
we know.
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Yeah, what I could get
to stick. [ Chuckles ]
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00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:48,912
I never could get
you little grubs
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00:11:48,996 --> 00:11:50,463
to pull a trigger
on a single deer.
240
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,248
Talking about Bambi,
man.
241
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,250
You don't shoot Bambi,
jackass.
242
00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,036
You shoot Bambi's mother.
243
00:12:07,982 --> 00:12:09,899
Well,
looks like we found Phil.
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00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:17,890
[ Vehicle door closes ]
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00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,025
Special agents.
246
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,245
Listen, I got your call.
247
00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:25,031
But I'm not sure I got
what you were saying.
248
00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,571
Hey.
I think we found Phil.
249
00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:34,674
That's what I said.
250
00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:36,909
Uh, I should probably
call this in.
251
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:42,081
Yeah, yeah.
Solid move, Rick.
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00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:49,889
[ Creature panting ]
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00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:52,892
[ Vehicle beeping ]
254
00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:55,895
Uh, this is Ranger Evans
up at Acher's Point. Come in.
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00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:57,930
[ Static ]
256
00:12:57,982 --> 00:13:01,131
Uh, repeat.
This is Chief Ranger Evans.
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00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:01,897
[ Rustling ]
258
00:13:01,898 --> 00:13:03,899
I have a situation
out at Acher's Point.
259
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,751
[ Static ]
260
00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:06,835
Ranger,
I think we've got company.
261
00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:08,337
Yeah? Who's that?
262
00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:13,155
Ranger!
263
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,235
Ranger Evans!
264
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:20,951
Ranger!
265
00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:26,290
[ Rustling ]
266
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:28,926
It's got him
up in the trees.
267
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,628
[ Rustling ]
268
00:13:32,047 --> 00:13:34,348
- Lights off.
- What?
269
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:36,083
Wait, Bobby, you think
that's really a good idea?
270
00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:38,686
Shut up, shut off,
and listen.
271
00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:43,423
[ Crunching, squishing ]
272
00:13:44,843 --> 00:13:47,645
Damn thing is eating Rick.
273
00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:48,813
Man, I liked Rick.
274
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:58,239
[ Squishing, tearing ]
275
00:14:06,665 --> 00:14:08,883
Wow.
Nice shot, Bobby.
276
00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:10,267
Seriously.
277
00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:12,452
We all got our gifts.
278
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:27,268
What about the rest
of Ranger Rick?
279
00:14:27,319 --> 00:14:31,655
Ranger called in his 10-20.
His own will find him.
280
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,791
We got crap to do.
281
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:35,860
[ Door opens ]
282
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,305
Built like a supermodel,
but the thing was strong.
283
00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:50,374
That's for damn sure.
284
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:53,310
Carried a full-grown man
up a tree in nothing flat.
285
00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:55,963
But it only took one bullet
to bring it down.
286
00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:58,849
And not even a silver bullet,
just a bullet-bullet.
287
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,177
[ Exhales sharply ]
288
00:15:10,228 --> 00:15:11,312
Whew!
289
00:15:11,363 --> 00:15:14,198
First one
must have just stunned it.
290
00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:21,155
All right, well, let's check
its Hulk pants for some I.D.
291
00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:25,075
[ Grunts ]
292
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:29,029
Oh, that is just gonna
ruin the leather.
293
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,084
Are you feeling okay?
294
00:15:34,169 --> 00:15:35,636
Yeah, I feel great.
295
00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:37,471
Sam: Gerald Browder,
296
00:15:37,539 --> 00:15:42,209
uh, lived here in town, 5'9",
brown hair and blue eyes...
297
00:15:42,277 --> 00:15:44,044
235 pounds.
298
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,380
Whoa.
299
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:48,566
[ Whistles ]
300
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:50,401
Well, apparently,
he's lost a little pudge.
301
00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:56,774
Maybe it's a-a lap-band
side effect.
302
00:15:56,858 --> 00:15:57,825
[ Chuckles ]
303
00:16:06,952 --> 00:16:08,235
[ Squish ]
304
00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:16,710
What the hell?
305
00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:21,098
I think we better have a look
under Gerald's hood.
306
00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:23,434
[ Squishing ]
307
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,519
God!
308
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:28,606
Its organs are swimming
in the stuff.
309
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,474
You guys getting hungry?
310
00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:31,809
[ Liquid pours ]
311
00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:33,694
I'm hungry.
312
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:37,264
What's that?
313
00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:39,733
His stomach.
314
00:16:39,784 --> 00:16:40,985
For a guy on a diet,
315
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,120
Gerry here packed it in
pretty good.
316
00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:44,822
That's human right there.
317
00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,824
That's fresh Rick.
318
00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,459
Let's see.
319
00:16:48,543 --> 00:16:51,328
Plus...
320
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:53,380
Pine cone?
321
00:16:56,117 --> 00:16:58,135
Pack of gum
in the wrapper.
322
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,257
That's -- that's older.
323
00:17:03,308 --> 00:17:06,160
Maybe like a --
maybe Ranger Phil or the camper.
324
00:17:06,227 --> 00:17:07,728
What's that?
325
00:17:07,795 --> 00:17:09,196
Looks like a --
326
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:10,964
yeah, that's a --
that's a cat's head.
327
00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,269
A glamper or two
is one thing,
328
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,021
but you got to be damn hungry
to eat a cat's head.
329
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,639
Mm-hmm.
330
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,479
Well, lookit here.
331
00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:28,749
I'm no Dr. Oz, but...
332
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:31,318
I think
that's his adrenal glands.
333
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:34,204
Okay. And?
334
00:17:34,289 --> 00:17:36,840
Meant to be the size
of hotel bar soap...
335
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,792
And bright orange.
336
00:17:38,843 --> 00:17:42,129
Ooh.
337
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:44,465
All right, that might help
explain the strength.
338
00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:47,134
Um, but whatever this thing is,
it's not the Jersey Devil,
339
00:17:47,185 --> 00:17:49,436
but it sure as hell
ain't Gerald Browder anymore.
340
00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:51,671
Okay, guys, seriously.
341
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,942
It's time for dinner?
342
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:07,554
Gerald Browder, 35,
self-employed.
343
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:09,023
Air-conditioning
repairman.
344
00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,341
Missing person
number three.
345
00:18:10,408 --> 00:18:11,608
Disappeared
eight days ago.
346
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,327
Well, that explains
all the people
347
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,145
who got eaten
in the last eight days.
348
00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,463
Yeah.
349
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,382
Question is,
what happened to him?
350
00:18:29,728 --> 00:18:31,044
Dean.
351
00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:33,680
Uh, so,
what do you think?
352
00:18:33,732 --> 00:18:35,949
I'm not that worried
about it.
353
00:18:36,017 --> 00:18:38,068
Excuse me?
354
00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:40,904
[ Chuckling ]
That's funny, right?
355
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,440
I could give two shakes
of a rat's ass.
356
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,276
Is that right?
357
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:49,747
Do rats shake their ass,
or is it something else?
358
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,915
Eh.
359
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,084
[ Chuckles ]
360
00:18:54,169 --> 00:18:56,003
[ Indistinct conversations ]
361
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:10,050
[ Sets bottle down ]
362
00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:16,640
Give me that.
363
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,442
Whoa, whoa! Why?!
364
00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:23,981
There's some funky chicken in
the TDK Slammer, ain't there?
365
00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:25,432
Yeah.
366
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,653
This is stupid.
367
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:32,439
My sandwich
didn't do anything.
368
00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:34,908
I don't know what you think
you're gonna find.
369
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,960
There's something wrong
with you, Dean.
370
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,297
Are you kidding?
I'm fine!
371
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,668
I -- [ Snorts ]
I actually feel great.
372
00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:46,453
[ Chuckles ]
373
00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:49,139
The best I've felt
in a couple months.
374
00:19:49,224 --> 00:19:51,225
Cass? Black goo?
375
00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:52,843
I don't even care anymore.
376
00:19:52,927 --> 00:19:54,845
And you know
what's even better?
377
00:19:54,929 --> 00:19:56,630
I don't care
that I don't care.
378
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:00,634
I just want
my damn slammer back.
379
00:20:00,685 --> 00:20:03,570
Sam: Dude,
you are completely stoned,
380
00:20:03,638 --> 00:20:05,489
just like
Ranger Rick was.
381
00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:08,108
Just like the dinner rush
back at Biggerson's.
382
00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:10,661
And everybody's loving
the Turducken.
383
00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:14,915
I think you pissed off
my sandwich.
384
00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:18,818
[ Bubbles ]
385
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:22,422
That -- that's in me?
386
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:23,990
O-only half of it.
387
00:20:24,042 --> 00:20:26,076
Does that snot
look familiar?
388
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:29,496
Okay, so whatever turned
Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head...
389
00:20:29,547 --> 00:20:32,349
And is currently turning Dean
into an idiot --
390
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,000
I'm right here.
Right here.
391
00:20:34,052 --> 00:20:36,887
Is in the Turducken Slammer
at Biggerson's.
392
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,505
Yeah.
It's in the meat.
393
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:44,895
If I wasn't so chilled out
right now, I would puke.
394
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,989
Sam:
How's he doing?
395
00:20:58,326 --> 00:21:00,210
[ Snoring ]
396
00:21:00,295 --> 00:21:01,912
He's sleeping it off.
397
00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:03,914
Tryptophan coma.
398
00:21:03,982 --> 00:21:05,582
[ Scoffs ]
399
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,367
So,
you think he's okay?
400
00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:08,835
Yeah, he's all right.
401
00:21:08,887 --> 00:21:10,387
Good.
402
00:21:10,471 --> 00:21:12,205
So you don't worry
about him?
403
00:21:12,257 --> 00:21:13,373
What do you mean?
404
00:21:13,424 --> 00:21:15,475
Before the turducken?
405
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:18,312
Yeah. Yeah,
I kind of mean more like, uh...
406
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:21,548
More like
ever since my head broke...
407
00:21:21,599 --> 00:21:22,766
And we lost Cass.
408
00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:25,051
I mean,
you ever feel like he's --
409
00:21:25,103 --> 00:21:26,770
he's going through
the same motions
410
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,605
but he's not the same Dean,
you know?
411
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:30,107
How could he be?
412
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:32,442
Right, yeah,
but what if --
413
00:21:32,527 --> 00:21:34,528
What if what, Sam?
414
00:21:34,596 --> 00:21:37,080
You know,
you worry about him.
415
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,616
All he does
is worry about you.
416
00:21:39,701 --> 00:21:42,369
Who's left to live
their own life here?
417
00:21:42,437 --> 00:21:43,754
The two of you --
418
00:21:43,838 --> 00:21:46,673
aren't you full up
just playing snuffleupagus
419
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:48,792
with the devil
all the live long?
420
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,378
[ Chuckles ]
421
00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:55,515
I don't know, Bobby.
Seeing Lucifer's fine with me.
422
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,201
Come again?
423
00:21:58,269 --> 00:22:00,086
Look,
I'm not saying it's fun.
424
00:22:00,138 --> 00:22:01,855
I mean,
to be honest with you,
425
00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:04,191
I kind of see it
as the best-case scenario.
426
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,476
I mean...
[ Chuckles ]
427
00:22:06,561 --> 00:22:11,198
At least all my crazy's
under one umbrella, you know?
428
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:14,401
I kind of know
what I'm dealing with.
429
00:22:14,452 --> 00:22:18,055
A lot of people
got it worse.
430
00:22:18,122 --> 00:22:21,208
You always were one deep
little son of a bitch.
431
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:23,694
[ Chuckles ]
Wait, wait, wait.
432
00:22:23,761 --> 00:22:25,662
Here we go.
433
00:22:25,747 --> 00:22:28,115
[ Truck beeping,
brakes squeak ]
434
00:22:30,117 --> 00:22:31,451
[ Door closes ]
435
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:37,975
[ Truck cargo door opens ]
436
00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:49,486
[ Engine turns over ]
437
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:53,640
Well, I guess
we follow him.
438
00:22:53,691 --> 00:22:56,309
[ Engine turns over ]
439
00:23:03,034 --> 00:23:06,536
[ Creature panting ]
440
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:13,677
[ Screams ]
441
00:23:16,964 --> 00:23:18,164
[ Tires screech ]
442
00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:43,206
That's weird, right?
443
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,208
I mean, national franchise
like Biggerson's
444
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:46,626
getting meat from a place
445
00:23:46,694 --> 00:23:49,413
that looks like it wholesales
Hong Kong knockoffs.
446
00:23:49,497 --> 00:23:52,499
Okay. Yeah.
It's a little weird.
447
00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,000
All right, well,
448
00:23:54,052 --> 00:23:56,086
I guess we wait
till they close up shop,
449
00:23:56,170 --> 00:23:57,370
go take a look around?
450
00:23:57,422 --> 00:23:59,806
Hang on.
451
00:24:07,965 --> 00:24:09,633
No.
452
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,396
Edgar.
453
00:24:24,198 --> 00:24:25,465
Leviathans.
454
00:24:33,341 --> 00:24:34,975
Son of a bitch.
455
00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:37,928
What the hell
is going on?
456
00:24:49,081 --> 00:24:52,166
Put him with the others,
if you don't mind.
457
00:24:54,285 --> 00:24:58,139
Edgar. Follow me.
458
00:24:58,223 --> 00:25:00,141
I've been so busy
with this experiment,
459
00:25:00,225 --> 00:25:02,343
I didn't even realize
you were back.
460
00:25:02,427 --> 00:25:03,811
It's, uh, big stuff.
461
00:25:03,895 --> 00:25:06,013
I'm back
because of the experiment.
462
00:25:06,098 --> 00:25:07,231
What's happening?
463
00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:09,466
You said you were
refining the formula.
464
00:25:09,518 --> 00:25:11,802
Yes. Absolutely.
And it's going great.
465
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:14,638
The absorption rate is up
in lower concentrations.
466
00:25:14,689 --> 00:25:17,274
But it didn't solve our little
issue with adverse reactions.
467
00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:19,110
Well, no.
468
00:25:19,161 --> 00:25:21,061
Not 100%.
469
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:27,785
[ Woman moaning ]
470
00:25:33,675 --> 00:25:35,659
Burn them.
471
00:25:35,727 --> 00:25:37,678
What?
472
00:25:37,762 --> 00:25:39,013
But they represent
crucial test data.
473
00:25:39,097 --> 00:25:41,015
Where the additive formula
went wrong,
474
00:25:41,099 --> 00:25:42,850
where my initial
projections failed.
475
00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,136
Dick is coming.
476
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,224
Burn them.
477
00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:03,237
Sam: There's nothing happening
back here at all.
478
00:26:03,321 --> 00:26:04,321
Yeah, okay, Sam.
479
00:26:04,372 --> 00:26:05,956
Well,
they're pretty dug in,
480
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,459
so why don't you finish circling
and head on back?
481
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,995
[ Beep ]
482
00:26:11,046 --> 00:26:13,547
How's your head?
483
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,885
Well, I think the slammer's
pretty much wore off.
484
00:26:17,969 --> 00:26:20,171
In between that
and the 20 cups of coffee,
485
00:26:20,222 --> 00:26:22,006
I'm nicely tense
and alarmed.
486
00:26:22,057 --> 00:26:23,474
I wasn't talking
about that.
487
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,510
Oh, Bobby, don't --
488
00:26:26,561 --> 00:26:29,096
don't go all Sigmund Freud
on me right now, okay?
489
00:26:29,181 --> 00:26:31,048
I just got drugged
by a sandwich.
490
00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:34,351
I want to talk
about your new party line.
491
00:26:34,402 --> 00:26:35,819
Party line?
492
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:38,822
What are you talking about?
I don't even vote.
493
00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:40,991
"The world's
a suicide case.
494
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:43,727
We save it,
it just steals more pills"?
495
00:26:43,778 --> 00:26:45,696
Bobby, I'm here, okay?
I'm on the case.
496
00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:46,897
What's the problem?
497
00:26:46,948 --> 00:26:49,399
I've seen a lot of hunters
live and die.
498
00:26:49,451 --> 00:26:51,101
You're starting to talk like
one of the dead ones, Dean.
499
00:26:51,169 --> 00:26:53,904
No, I'm talking
the way a person talks
500
00:26:53,955 --> 00:26:56,757
when they've had it,
when they can't figure out
501
00:26:56,841 --> 00:26:58,842
why they used to think
all this mattered.
502
00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:00,844
Oh, you poor, sorry...
503
00:27:02,297 --> 00:27:04,798
You're not a person.
504
00:27:04,883 --> 00:27:05,766
Thanks.
505
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:07,218
Come on, now.
506
00:27:07,269 --> 00:27:09,086
You tried to hang it up
507
00:27:09,137 --> 00:27:11,639
and be a person
with Lisa and Ben.
508
00:27:11,723 --> 00:27:13,107
And now here you are
509
00:27:13,191 --> 00:27:15,859
with a mean old coot
and a van full of guns.
510
00:27:15,927 --> 00:27:17,861
That ain't
person behavior, son.
511
00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,429
You're a hunter,
512
00:27:19,481 --> 00:27:22,199
meaning you're whatever the job
you're doing today.
513
00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:24,568
Now, you get a case
of the Anne Sextons,
514
00:27:24,619 --> 00:27:26,237
something's gonna
come up behind you
515
00:27:26,288 --> 00:27:28,022
and rip
your fool head off.
516
00:27:28,089 --> 00:27:30,958
Now, you find your reasons
to get back in the game.
517
00:27:31,042 --> 00:27:33,777
I don't care if it's love
or spite or a $10 bet.
518
00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:36,230
I've been to enough funerals.
I mean it.
519
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:42,386
You die before me,
and I'll kill you.
520
00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,473
We need to scrape
some money together,
521
00:27:46,558 --> 00:27:47,841
get you a condo
or something.
522
00:27:47,926 --> 00:27:49,293
[ Van door opens ]
523
00:27:49,344 --> 00:27:52,096
Hey.
Something's up.
524
00:28:04,159 --> 00:28:07,861
Well, I'll be a squirrel
in a skirt.
525
00:28:07,946 --> 00:28:10,531
It's Dick frigging Roman.
526
00:28:10,615 --> 00:28:13,450
What? Who the hell
is Dick frigging Roman?
527
00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:14,668
News anchor:
Billionaire Dick Roman,
528
00:28:14,753 --> 00:28:16,320
seen here at
a recent press conference,
529
00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:18,122
has been on the
corporate-takeover warpath
530
00:28:18,173 --> 00:28:21,292
in the last several months
and shows no signs of relenting.
531
00:28:21,343 --> 00:28:23,677
I believe in good old
American values,
532
00:28:23,762 --> 00:28:25,095
like unlimited growth.
533
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,964
But it's like I always say --
534
00:28:27,015 --> 00:28:30,167
if you want to win,
then you got to be the shark.
535
00:28:30,218 --> 00:28:31,769
And a shark's got to eat.
536
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,670
Well, that's a great question.
537
00:28:33,722 --> 00:28:35,939
Yes, we have made
new acquisitions.
538
00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:38,342
I don't believe
in hostile takeovers.
539
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:41,845
I believe in merging...
and coming out on top.
540
00:28:41,896 --> 00:28:44,398
News anchor: Whether at the helm of
his America's cup-winning yacht
541
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,400
or one of his
Fortune 500 companies,
542
00:28:46,468 --> 00:28:48,702
Roman has never shied away
from the spotlight.
543
00:28:48,787 --> 00:28:51,322
Roman's record-breaking series
of motivational seminars,
544
00:28:51,373 --> 00:28:52,706
"When in Rome," have outsold
545
00:28:52,791 --> 00:28:54,958
every other money-making program
on the market.
546
00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:56,693
A vocal member of the NRA
547
00:28:56,745 --> 00:28:58,495
and a steadfast supporter
of the second amendment,
548
00:28:58,546 --> 00:29:00,030
Roman has started attracting
549
00:29:00,081 --> 00:29:02,532
some conservative
political attention, as well.
550
00:29:02,584 --> 00:29:05,369
Roman is ruthless,
but good-looking.
551
00:29:05,420 --> 00:29:07,888
I think he'll make
a great candidate.
552
00:29:07,972 --> 00:29:09,340
Another great question.
553
00:29:09,391 --> 00:29:12,476
No, I am not running for
political office at this time.
554
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,396
But I do have
a number-one bestseller.
555
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,848
Dean: Holy crap.
556
00:29:17,899 --> 00:29:19,549
What the hell is that?
557
00:29:19,601 --> 00:29:20,651
That's one of the top 50
558
00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:22,269
most powerful men
in America, Dean.
559
00:29:22,354 --> 00:29:24,605
Says here top 35
as of last month.
560
00:29:24,689 --> 00:29:27,557
Now it's all
making sense.
561
00:29:27,609 --> 00:29:29,276
Remember when Crowley kept
going on about hating Dick?
562
00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:32,863
I thought he was just
being general. Pfft!
563
00:29:32,914 --> 00:29:34,431
Bobby: Well,
if the Leviathan got to him,
564
00:29:34,499 --> 00:29:36,950
then that means they're playing
on a much bigger board
565
00:29:37,035 --> 00:29:38,452
than we were thinking.
566
00:29:38,536 --> 00:29:41,405
So what, then? I mean,
we can't exactly outgun them.
567
00:29:41,456 --> 00:29:43,540
No, but we got
the drop on them.
568
00:29:43,608 --> 00:29:45,409
Means we got a chance
to figure out
569
00:29:45,460 --> 00:29:47,261
what these guys
are really doing here.
570
00:29:47,345 --> 00:29:49,413
[ Click ]
571
00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:51,932
Whoa.
Where'd you get that mother?
572
00:29:52,016 --> 00:29:53,851
It's on loan from
Frank's big brother collection.
573
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:56,019
It'll pick up
vocal vibrations
574
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,105
from window glass
at half a mile.
575
00:29:58,189 --> 00:30:00,090
[ Sighs ]
576
00:30:00,141 --> 00:30:01,608
Well, it's time to find out
577
00:30:01,693 --> 00:30:03,660
what these ugly bastards
are up to.
578
00:30:03,728 --> 00:30:06,763
[ Rossini's "William Tell
Overture: Call to Cows" plays ]
579
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,369
Announcer: The patient is put
under general anesthesia.
580
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:14,288
The eye is immobilized,
581
00:30:14,372 --> 00:30:17,825
then a scalpel is used
to sever the optic nerve.
582
00:30:17,909 --> 00:30:20,177
[ Music continues ]
583
00:30:24,382 --> 00:30:26,417
Gaines: The food additive
that I've introduced
584
00:30:26,468 --> 00:30:29,670
into the Turducken has a
near-100% rate of effectiveness.
585
00:30:29,754 --> 00:30:31,422
Once the subject tries it,
586
00:30:31,489 --> 00:30:33,674
they crave more
within a few hours.
587
00:30:33,758 --> 00:30:36,560
With the very first dose,
it starts to work on their DNA,
588
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,929
slowing their metabolism,
causing weight gain,
589
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,931
and dampening
their emotional range,
590
00:30:40,982 --> 00:30:42,900
which makes them
perfectly complacent.
591
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,468
As you can see,
592
00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:48,689
they have yet to notice that
grandma is no longer with us.
593
00:30:53,161 --> 00:30:55,329
True, if you leave out
a cooked patty
594
00:30:55,413 --> 00:30:56,613
for more than an hour,
595
00:30:56,664 --> 00:30:58,615
it reverts back
to a somewhat, uh,
596
00:30:58,666 --> 00:30:59,867
unappealing state,
597
00:30:59,951 --> 00:31:02,202
but I have yet to have a case
of leftovers.
598
00:31:02,270 --> 00:31:03,587
You know what I love?
599
00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:06,673
I mean, besides handball
and a really crisp Chardonnay.
600
00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:08,825
I love progress.
601
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:10,994
And I know that progress comes
from collaboration,
602
00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:13,263
which is what makes moments
like this so thrilling.
603
00:31:13,331 --> 00:31:15,632
I am so glad
to hear you say that.
604
00:31:15,683 --> 00:31:18,018
Now, what can you tell me
about your failures?
605
00:31:18,102 --> 00:31:19,019
Hmm? My...
606
00:31:21,356 --> 00:31:23,557
The ones that went off
the rails
607
00:31:23,641 --> 00:31:26,343
after they ate
your little treats.
608
00:31:26,394 --> 00:31:29,029
I, um...
They're, uh...
609
00:31:29,113 --> 00:31:31,848
- They've been very instructive.
- No.
610
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,734
See, I asked
for complacency.
611
00:31:33,802 --> 00:31:35,319
Not complacency
612
00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:38,238
and a 0.03% margin of
hyperadrenalized cannibalism.
613
00:31:38,323 --> 00:31:40,824
I will have this
under control.
614
00:31:40,875 --> 00:31:44,778
"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
615
00:31:44,846 --> 00:31:46,029
Have I ever mentioned
how I feel
616
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,249
about our little forays
making the papers?
617
00:31:49,334 --> 00:31:51,752
But, again,
collaboration.
618
00:31:51,836 --> 00:31:53,921
Progress.
619
00:31:56,007 --> 00:31:57,424
I want to turn
this little mistake
620
00:31:57,509 --> 00:32:00,093
into a big fat
teachable moment.
621
00:32:00,178 --> 00:32:02,429
Will you help me
with that?
622
00:32:02,514 --> 00:32:05,098
[ Exhales sharply ]
Well...Yes.
623
00:32:05,183 --> 00:32:06,583
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Of course.
624
00:32:08,486 --> 00:32:10,020
Our side's still dead,
Bobby.
625
00:32:10,071 --> 00:32:11,488
Anything with you?
626
00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:13,607
Same here.
627
00:32:13,691 --> 00:32:17,611
I got -- hold on.
628
00:32:17,695 --> 00:32:20,781
Yeah, I got movement --
my side, second floor,
629
00:32:20,849 --> 00:32:21,915
meeting room.
630
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,500
And I'll reschedule
631
00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:24,901
with the Senator
for lunch Tuesday.
632
00:32:24,953 --> 00:32:26,753
You can deal with the
archdiocese in the afternoon.
633
00:32:26,838 --> 00:32:28,088
Fine.
634
00:32:28,172 --> 00:32:29,540
Gaines: Dick, please,
let me explain to you
635
00:32:29,591 --> 00:32:31,074
what our program
has to offer.
636
00:32:31,125 --> 00:32:34,344
No. Let me explain why we're
shutting your program down.
637
00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,129
We're shutting it down?
No, you can't --
638
00:32:36,214 --> 00:32:38,715
I'm shutting it down
because of the one golden rule.
639
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:39,850
Do you know it?
640
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:41,435
Yes.
"Don't make the papers."
641
00:32:41,519 --> 00:32:42,686
And I promise that --
642
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,087
No, the golden rule is
643
00:32:44,138 --> 00:32:46,256
there's no such thing
as monsters.
644
00:32:46,307 --> 00:32:49,226
Anything stirs their little pots
to the contrary --
645
00:32:49,277 --> 00:32:50,561
very bad for our plans.
646
00:32:50,612 --> 00:32:52,362
So, how can I use
your mistake
647
00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:54,731
to communicate this
to all your coworkers?
648
00:32:54,782 --> 00:32:56,483
Listen, sir,
I will do anything.
649
00:32:56,568 --> 00:32:58,452
I will give anything
to make this right.
650
00:33:00,204 --> 00:33:03,373
I know you will.
651
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:19,139
You're bibbing me?
652
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,798
[ Static ]
653
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,571
Do you know what you can
give us, doctor?
654
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:38,859
Your example.
655
00:33:41,946 --> 00:33:44,748
Dean:
What's happening now?
656
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,199
Wait.
657
00:33:46,284 --> 00:33:48,118
Now, Doc.
658
00:33:48,169 --> 00:33:50,754
It's time.
659
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,262
Now I have officially
seen it all.
660
00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,631
Bobby, what is it?
661
00:34:00,682 --> 00:34:03,667
He's making the doctor
eat himself.
662
00:34:03,718 --> 00:34:04,452
What?
663
00:34:04,453 --> 00:34:05,453
He's --
664
00:34:13,481 --> 00:34:15,832
They got him.
665
00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:18,618
Dean, there are at least
four Leviathans out there.
666
00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:20,587
We don't even know how
to kill one.
667
00:34:26,044 --> 00:34:27,494
Well,
it'll be quite a shock
668
00:34:27,545 --> 00:34:29,680
when we walk in through
the front door, won't it?
669
00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:33,967
Susan: We'll have the jet
on standby at O'Hare.
670
00:34:34,018 --> 00:34:36,386
Thursday morning, you close on
the land acquisition in Gleason.
671
00:34:36,471 --> 00:34:38,105
Fine.
672
00:34:38,172 --> 00:34:40,507
And this came
this afternoon.
673
00:34:40,558 --> 00:34:43,110
- Sotheby's.
- Outstanding!
674
00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:45,779
Thank you, Susan.
675
00:34:45,846 --> 00:34:47,514
Oh, and, Susan?
676
00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:48,865
Hmm?
677
00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:49,950
Uh, tuh-tuh.
678
00:34:59,043 --> 00:35:00,360
[ Door opens ]
679
00:35:00,411 --> 00:35:03,447
No, you're not tied up.
Why waste the effort?
680
00:35:03,514 --> 00:35:05,248
We both know that
you're not gonna get past me.
681
00:35:05,333 --> 00:35:06,550
How's your head?
682
00:35:06,634 --> 00:35:09,186
So you got Dick Roman.
683
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:11,922
We can have
whoever we want.
684
00:35:11,989 --> 00:35:13,807
We could have you,
for example.
685
00:35:13,874 --> 00:35:15,492
If you were
worth the effort.
686
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,177
Oh, you're hurting
my feelings.
687
00:35:17,228 --> 00:35:18,979
Well,
it's a hard world, Bob.
688
00:35:19,046 --> 00:35:20,480
It's an us-eat-dog world.
689
00:35:20,548 --> 00:35:21,765
What do you got there?
690
00:35:21,849 --> 00:35:24,501
Winning bid at auction.
691
00:35:27,488 --> 00:35:29,322
Beautiful.
692
00:35:31,058 --> 00:35:34,494
Known for
their peerless sighting.
693
00:35:34,562 --> 00:35:36,896
I imagine
you appreciate guns.
694
00:35:36,948 --> 00:35:38,532
I'd appreciate one
right about now.
695
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,917
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
696
00:35:41,002 --> 00:35:42,953
But I mean the machine,
the idea.
697
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:46,706
Just one of your species'
most inspired inventions.
698
00:35:46,758 --> 00:35:48,842
I mean it. I really think
you guys have spunk.
699
00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:50,127
You're like a planet
700
00:35:50,211 --> 00:35:52,462
of just the cutest little
engines that could.
701
00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:54,047
But...
702
00:35:54,098 --> 00:35:57,517
Like the late, great, actual
Dick Roman used to say
703
00:35:57,585 --> 00:36:00,720
to the whores he'd kick out
of the presidential suite...
704
00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:04,391
...Cute don't quite
hack it, sugar.
705
00:36:04,442 --> 00:36:05,642
[ Gun cocks ]
706
00:36:05,726 --> 00:36:08,061
Oh, let's just
cut to the chase.
707
00:36:08,112 --> 00:36:11,615
I clearly ain't worth the extra
time I'm getting here.
708
00:36:11,699 --> 00:36:13,900
I'm gonna eat you, Bob.
709
00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:17,571
Yes.
710
00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:19,439
But I like
my meals prepared.
711
00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,325
Besides, holding on to you
could pay big dividends.
712
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,545
I bet your friends are on their
way to rescue the damsel.
713
00:36:25,613 --> 00:36:27,113
Nah,
they're too smart.
714
00:36:27,165 --> 00:36:29,299
They know
they don't have the numbers.
715
00:36:29,383 --> 00:36:31,117
It'd be suicide.
716
00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:35,555
I've run my race.
Could die worse.
717
00:36:41,295 --> 00:36:43,013
[ Grunting ]
718
00:37:00,122 --> 00:37:04,041
[ Groaning in distance ]
719
00:37:04,126 --> 00:37:06,661
I'd stay in the chair.
720
00:37:10,132 --> 00:37:11,966
[ Door closes ]
721
00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:39,527
[ Panting ]
722
00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,566
Okay, sons of bitches.
723
00:37:45,617 --> 00:37:48,252
See what you're up to now.
724
00:37:49,671 --> 00:38:05,853
You're coming with me.
725
00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,810
[ Hissing ]
726
00:38:12,894 --> 00:38:15,262
Sam...
727
00:38:15,314 --> 00:38:18,366
That is not how we communicate
from a place of yes.
728
00:38:20,101 --> 00:38:21,202
That was bracing.
729
00:38:21,269 --> 00:38:23,070
Where'd you kids
find this stuff?
730
00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:27,325
Hey!
731
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:29,877
That's mine.
732
00:38:31,246 --> 00:38:32,797
[ Sizzling ]
[ Groaning ]
733
00:38:32,881 --> 00:38:34,081
Go! Go!
734
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,052
Would you stop it
with that stuff?
735
00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:45,726
[ Tires screech ]
736
00:38:45,794 --> 00:38:47,845
Damn it, where's Bobby?
737
00:38:56,238 --> 00:38:57,471
Bobby! Come on!
738
00:38:57,522 --> 00:38:58,689
Come on! Come on!
739
00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:02,827
Go! Go!
740
00:39:06,448 --> 00:39:08,449
[ Bullet ricochets ]
741
00:39:13,622 --> 00:39:16,990
Dean: Son of a bitch!
742
00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:18,492
I'm glad you got in.
743
00:39:18,543 --> 00:39:21,379
He almost took
your freaking head off.
744
00:39:21,496 --> 00:39:25,349
Hey, Bobby, your hat.
745
00:39:32,274 --> 00:39:33,858
Bobby?
746
00:39:33,942 --> 00:39:35,142
Oh, God. Bobby?!
747
00:39:35,193 --> 00:39:36,894
Bobby?!
748
00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:39,814
Bobby?!
749
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:45,541
== sync, corrected by elderman ==