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You can't stop any of us.
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We can't be killed,
you stupid little chewtoys.
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These things are smarter
than you.
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You don't have a clue
how to kill 'em
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or slow 'em down, and
your plan is what,
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go right at 'em?
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We've been
a little busy.
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Hunting Leviathan.
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You met dick yet?
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I'd sooner swim through
hot garbage than shake hands
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with a bottom-feeding
mutation like you.
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I'd never work with you,
Crowley.
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I hate the bastard.
Squash 'em all.
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You need to see a fella
named Frank Devereaux.
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Bobby Singer sent us.
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Or not. Who?
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We just need you to get us
further off the grid,
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but keep us
on the board.
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Wipe all your old aliases.
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Change your phones
on a very frequent
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non-schedule schedule,
you understand?
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You can't just
look me in the face
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and tell me you're fine.
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- You want me to be honest?
- Yeah.
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I don't like lying to you.
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You know,
it doesn't feel right.
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So, yeah, you got me there.
I been climbing walls.
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I know how that is.
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Good night, sweetie.
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This is Nature Sounds'
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"Sounds of Nature,"
Volume 4, "Soothing Seas."
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What the hell?
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Leanne!
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Stay away.
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♪ Supernatural 7x09 ♪
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters
Original Air Date on November 18, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Did you strip enough wire?
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Yes, I stripped
enough wire.
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All right.
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See? Told you.
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Well, isn't this cozy?
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Well, I'm taking page
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out of Frank Devereaux's Bible
on this.
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Everybody's out
to get you --
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paranoia is just
plain common sense.
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Weeks, guys. Weeks.
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We've been living
with cold showers,
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cold Hot Pockets,
cold freaking everything.
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I mean, this is the bottom
that we're living in.
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You guys get that, right?
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How many big mouths
are out there,
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running card traces,
like Chet,
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or hunting us down
God knows what ways?
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No, now's not the time
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to be laying our bed rolls out
on the grid.
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Not if we can help it.
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That's just great.
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This is stupid.
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Our quality of life
is crap.
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We got Purgatory's
least wanted everywhere,
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and we're on our third
"The World's Screwed" issue
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in, what, three years?
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We've steered the bus away
from the cliff twice already.
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Someone's got to do it.
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What if the bus
wants to go over the cliff?
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You think the world
wants to end?
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I think that
if we didn't take its belt
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and all its pens away
each year
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that, yeah,
the whole enchilada
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would have offed
itself already.
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Stop trying to wrestle
with the big picture, son.
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You're gonna hurt your head.
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So, what's the guff?
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Well, uh, there have been
a rash of sightings
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all over the southern
pine barrens --
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a strange, fast-moving,
human-like creature.
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Locals even have
a name for it.
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The Jersey Devil?
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I thought that was just
local tall-tale crap.
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The area's history
of sightings
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goes back
more than two centuries.
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Some accounts gave it bat wings,
others horns,
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a...a tail.
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And, uh, oh, yeah,
a horse's head.
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The sketch looks more like
a Chewbacca head.
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Sounds kind of mixed-up.
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Yeah, kind of like it should be
fighting a Japanese robot.
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Well, mixed-up or not,
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it sounds like it might
just have a body count.
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"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
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Yeah.
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Something hung a camper
up in a tree,
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then ate him alive right
through his sleeping bag.
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His wife
hasn't been seen, either.
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Plus, there have been
four other missing persons
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reported in
the last three weeks.
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State troopers -- get this --
are saying it's a rogue bear.
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Yeah, of course,
when was the last time
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you saw a bear string up
its own piñata?
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Something's out there
in the woods.
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Hey, we're going honest to
goodness wilderness hunting.
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I haven't used my .30-30
in a while.
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Okay, Davey Crockett,
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well, safari's gonna have
to wait till tomorrow
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and after
our suit-and-tie dance.
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We'll make sure this is not just
some backwoods crackhead
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who likes to roll glampers.
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What the hell's
a glamper?
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Sam?
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High-end camper.
TV, A.C., Wi-Fi.
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Back to nature,
zero inconvenience.
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That's idiotic.
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Yeah.
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Some people just don't
know how to live.
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So, Ranger Evans --
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oh, uh,
you can call me Rick.
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Ranger Rick.
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Uh, you were the one who found
Mitchell Rayburn, correct?
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The human burrito.
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State police have it down
as a bear attack.
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Yeah, I read
what the state police says.
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That was no rogue brown.
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Apparently, some others
reported seeing something
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a little,
you know, weirder.
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You know,
I've been a ranger for 12 years.
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Tell you the truth,
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we have no idea
what's out there.
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Big.
Lot of trees and whatnot.
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Tell you this, though.
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You got to respect
mother nature.
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You respect her,
or she's gonna string you up,
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and she'll eat your ass
right through the Gore-Tex.
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So you're thinking
it's mother nature?
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See, me and Phil,
we've been finding, uh,
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something's leftovers
for weeks --
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deer remains, badger,
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missing pets.
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Who's Phil?
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Assistant Chief Ranger.
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Come to think of it,
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I haven't seen Phil
in a couple of days.
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He's supposed to call
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from whatever station
he's checking off.
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But you think maybe
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your assistant chief ranger
might be missing?
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I should probably
report that.
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Oh. Excuse us.
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Well, you, uh...
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Enjoy your lunch...
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Ranger Rick.
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So?
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Well, I took a look
at the cadaver --
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what's left of it.
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Not a happy camper.
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Don't have any stats
on a Jersey Devil,
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but the bite radius
on the vic's wounds --
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it's too small
for a Leviathan.
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And he's still got a ventricle
and some change,
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so I doubt
we're talking werewolf.
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And a wendigo
don't leave no scraps.
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Hmm. Lunch?
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Starving.
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Hey! Uh, Brandon.
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We grab a booth?
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Hey, uh, douchewad,
a hostess will seat you.
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Do I look like
a freaking hostess?
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Do you want
to look like a hostess?
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That didn't really make sense,
what you...said.
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What was that?
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I sure hope we don't get
Brandon's section.
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Sidewinder soup and salad combo
goes to big bird.
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TDK slammer to Ken Doll.
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And a little heart-smart
for creepy uncle.
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What is your problem?
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You are my problem!
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Oh, Brandon's got his flare
all up in a bunch.
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Yeah.
There goes his 18%.
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Anyway,
the chief ranger --
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I don't think he believes
in the Jersey Devil.
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Oh, by the way, did he seem
a little, uh, stoned to you?
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Ranger Rick? Yeah.
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Definitely growing his own
on the back 40
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and smoking
all the profits.
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He did seem to think
that there was something --
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Oh,
that is good sandwich.
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What the hell
did you get?
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New pepperjack
Turducken Slammer --
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limited time only.
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00:10:01,132 --> 00:10:03,667
Bunch of birds shoved up
inside each other.
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00:10:03,751 --> 00:10:05,419
Shouldn't play God
like that.
193
00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:06,920
Hey, don't look at me sideways
from that --
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00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:08,372
that Chinese chicken geezer
salad there, okay?
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00:10:08,439 --> 00:10:10,123
This is awesome.
196
00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:13,293
Like the perfect storm of
your top-three edible birds.
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00:10:16,848 --> 00:10:19,099
All right, anyways, um...
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00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,651
The ranger did seem to think
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00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:22,736
there was something
out in Wharton Forest.
200
00:10:22,803 --> 00:10:24,271
Well, then I'd say
it's safari time.
201
00:10:24,322 --> 00:10:26,773
Look at her!
You're telling me she's not fat?
202
00:10:26,824 --> 00:10:29,193
No, no. Up yours, Mike.
203
00:10:29,277 --> 00:10:30,744
Shove it right up yours!
204
00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:37,817
Well, anyway, back to bigger
and better things.
205
00:11:10,851 --> 00:11:14,020
Couple of bucks.
206
00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,573
Head-butting
over turf probably.
207
00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:18,792
Pretty sure
the other fella won.
208
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:29,586
I guess I forgot.
209
00:11:29,671 --> 00:11:34,391
Before you were a hunter,
you were actually a...hunter.
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00:11:34,475 --> 00:11:37,711
Yeah, well, we shot our dinner
when I was a kid.
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00:11:37,762 --> 00:11:40,046
You used to take us hunting.
Remember?
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00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:42,065
Dad had a case,
he'd just dump us on you.
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00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:43,684
Shoot,
you must have taught us
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00:11:43,735 --> 00:11:45,569
most of the outdoor tracking
we know.
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00:11:45,653 --> 00:11:48,739
Yeah, what I could get
to stick.
216
00:11:48,823 --> 00:11:50,274
I never could get
you little grubs
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00:11:50,358 --> 00:11:51,825
to pull a trigger
on a single deer.
218
00:11:51,892 --> 00:11:53,610
Talking about Bambi,
man.
219
00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:55,612
You don't shoot Bambi,
jackass.
220
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:58,398
You shoot Bambi's mother.
221
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:11,261
Well,
looks like we found Phil.
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00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:20,387
Special agents.
223
00:12:21,922 --> 00:12:23,607
Listen, I got your call.
224
00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:26,393
But I'm not sure I got
what you were saying.
225
00:12:31,366 --> 00:12:33,933
Hey.
I think we found Phil.
226
00:12:33,985 --> 00:12:36,036
That's what I said.
227
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,271
Uh, I should probably
call this in.
228
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:43,443
Yeah, yeah.
Solid move, Rick.
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00:12:54,305 --> 00:12:57,257
Uh, this is Ranger Evans
up at Acher's Point. Come in.
230
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,493
Uh, repeat.
This is Chief Ranger Evans.
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00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,261
I have a situation
out at Acher's Point.
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00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:08,197
Ranger,
I think we've got company.
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00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:09,699
Yeah? Who's that?
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00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,517
Ranger!
235
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,887
Ranger Evans!
236
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,603
Ranger!
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00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,578
It's got him
up in the trees.
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00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:38,000
- Lights off.
- What?
239
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,735
Wait, Bobby, you think
that's really a good idea?
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00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:42,338
Shut up, shut off,
and listen.
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00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,297
Damn thing is eating Rick.
242
00:13:51,381 --> 00:13:52,465
Man, I liked Rick.
243
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,535
Wow.
Nice shot, Bobby.
244
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,919
Seriously.
245
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,104
We all got our gifts.
246
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,920
What about the rest
of Ranger Rick?
247
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:35,307
Ranger called in his 10-20.
His own will find him.
248
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:37,443
We got crap to do.
249
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,957
Built like a supermodel,
but the thing was strong.
250
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,026
That's for damn sure.
251
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,962
Carried a full-grown man
up a tree in nothing flat.
252
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,615
But it only took one bullet
to bring it down.
253
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,501
And not even a silver bullet,
just a bullet-bullet.
254
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,964
Whew!
255
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,850
First one
must have just stunned it.
256
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:24,807
All right, well, let's check
its hulk pants for some I.D.
257
00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:32,681
Oh, that is just gonna
ruin the leather.
258
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,736
Are you feeling okay?
259
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,288
Yeah, I feel great.
260
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,123
Gerald Browder,
261
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:45,861
uh, lived here in town, 5'9",
brown hair and blue eyes...
262
00:15:45,929 --> 00:15:47,696
235 pounds.
263
00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:50,032
Whoa.
264
00:15:52,302 --> 00:15:54,053
Well, apparently,
he's lost a little pudge.
265
00:15:56,389 --> 00:16:00,426
Maybe it's a-a lap-band
side effect.
266
00:16:16,826 --> 00:16:20,362
What the hell?
267
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,750
I think we better have a look
under Gerald's hood.
268
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,171
God!
269
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,258
Its organs are swimming
in the stuff.
270
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,126
You guys getting hungry?
271
00:16:35,545 --> 00:16:37,346
I'm hungry.
272
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,916
What's that?
273
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,385
His stomach.
274
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,637
For a guy on a diet,
275
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,772
Gerry here packed it in
pretty good.
276
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:48,474
That's human right there.
277
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:50,476
That's fresh Rick.
278
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,111
Let's see.
279
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,980
Plus...
280
00:16:55,065 --> 00:16:57,032
Pine cone?
281
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,787
Pack of gum
in the wrapper.
282
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,909
That's -- that's older.
283
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,812
Maybe like a --
maybe Ranger Phil or the camper.
284
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,380
What's that?
285
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,848
Looks like a --
286
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:14,616
yeah, that's a --
that's a cat's head.
287
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,921
A glamper or two
is one thing,
288
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,673
but you got to be damn hungry
to eat a cat's head.
289
00:17:20,757 --> 00:17:23,291
Mm-hmm.
290
00:17:26,563 --> 00:17:29,131
Well, lookit here.
291
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,401
I'm no Dr. Oz, but...
292
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,970
I think
that's his adrenal glands.
293
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,856
Okay. And?
294
00:17:37,941 --> 00:17:40,492
Meant to be the size
of hotel bar soap...
295
00:17:40,577 --> 00:17:42,444
And bright orange.
296
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,781
Ooh.
297
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,117
All right, that might help
explain the strength.
298
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,786
Um, but whatever this thing is,
it's not the Jersey Devil,
299
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,088
but it sure as hell
ain't Gerald Browder anymore.
300
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,323
Okay, guys, seriously.
301
00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,594
It's time for dinner?
302
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:11,206
Gerald Browder, 35,
self-employed.
303
00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:12,675
Air-conditioning
repairman.
304
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:13,993
Missing person
number three.
305
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,260
Disappeared
eight days ago.
306
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,979
Well, that explains
all the people
307
00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:18,797
who got eaten
in the last eight days.
308
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,115
Yeah.
309
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,034
Question is,
what happened to him?
310
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,696
Dean.
311
00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,332
Uh, so,
what do you think?
312
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,601
I'm not that worried
about it.
313
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:41,720
Excuse me?
314
00:18:41,805 --> 00:18:44,556
That's funny, right?
315
00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:47,092
I could give two shakes
of a rat's ass.
316
00:18:48,311 --> 00:18:49,928
Is that right?
317
00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:53,399
Do rats shake their ass,
or is it something else?
318
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:55,567
Eh.
319
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,292
Give me that.
320
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,094
Whoa, whoa! Why?!
321
00:19:22,178 --> 00:19:27,633
There's some funky chicken in
the TDK Slammer, ain't there?
322
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,084
Yeah.
323
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,305
This is stupid.
324
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,091
My sandwich
didn't do anything.
325
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,560
I don't know what you think
you're gonna find.
326
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,612
There's something wrong
with you, Dean.
327
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,949
Are you kidding?
I'm fine!
328
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:48,320
I --
I actually feel great.
329
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,791
The best I've felt
in a couple months.
330
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:54,877
Cass? Black goo?
331
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,495
I don't even care anymore.
332
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:58,497
And you know
what's even better?
333
00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:00,282
I don't care
that I don't care.
334
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,286
I just want
my damn slammer back.
335
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:07,222
Dude,
you are completely stoned,
336
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,141
just like
Ranger Rick was.
337
00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:11,760
Just like the dinner rush
back at Biggerson's.
338
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:14,313
And everybody's loving
the Turducken.
339
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,567
I think you pissed off
my sandwich.
340
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:26,074
That -- that's in me?
341
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,642
O-only half of it.
342
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,728
Does that snot
look familiar?
343
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,148
Okay, so whatever turned
Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head...
344
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,001
And is currently turning Dean
into an idiot --
345
00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,652
I'm right here.
Right here.
346
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,539
Is in the Turducken Slammer
at Biggerson's.
347
00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,157
Yeah.
It's in the meat.
348
00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:48,547
If I wasn't so chilled out
right now, I would puke.
349
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,641
How's he doing?
350
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:05,564
He's sleeping it off.
351
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:07,566
Tryptophan coma.
352
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:11,019
So,
you think he's okay?
353
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,487
Yeah, he's all right.
354
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,039
Good.
355
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:15,857
So you don't worry
about him?
356
00:21:15,909 --> 00:21:17,025
What do you mean?
357
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,127
Before the turducken?
358
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,964
Yeah. Yeah,
I kind of mean more like, uh...
359
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:25,200
More like
ever since my head broke...
360
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,418
And we lost Cass.
361
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,703
I mean,
you ever feel like he's --
362
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,422
he's going through
the same motions
363
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,257
but he's not the same Dean,
you know?
364
00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:33,759
How could he be?
365
00:21:33,843 --> 00:21:36,094
Right, yeah,
but what if --
366
00:21:36,179 --> 00:21:38,180
What if what, Sam?
367
00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:40,732
You know,
you worry about him.
368
00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:43,268
All he does
is worry about you.
369
00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:46,021
Who's left to live
their own life here?
370
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:47,406
The two of you --
371
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:50,325
aren't you full up
just playing snuffleupagus
372
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,444
with the devil
all the live long?
373
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:59,167
I don't know, Bobby.
Seeing Lucifer's fine with me.
374
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:01,853
Come again?
375
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,738
Look,
I'm not saying it's fun.
376
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,507
I mean,
to be honest with you,
377
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,843
I kind of see it
as the best-case scenario.
378
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,128
I mean...
379
00:22:10,213 --> 00:22:14,850
At least all my crazy's
under one umbrella, you know?
380
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:18,053
I kind of know
what I'm dealing with.
381
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:21,707
A lot of people
got it worse.
382
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,860
You always were one deep
little son of a bitch.
383
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,346
Wait, wait, wait.
384
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,314
Here we go.
385
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:57,292
Well, I guess
we follow him.
386
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:46,858
That's weird, right?
387
00:23:46,943 --> 00:23:48,860
I mean, national franchise
like Biggerson's
388
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:50,278
getting meat from a place
389
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,065
that looks like it wholesales
Hong Kong knockoffs.
390
00:23:53,149 --> 00:23:56,151
Okay. Yeah.
It's a little weird.
391
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,652
All right, well,
392
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,738
I guess we wait
till they close up shop,
393
00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:01,022
go take a look around?
394
00:24:01,074 --> 00:24:03,458
Hang on.
395
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,285
No.
396
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,048
Edgar.
397
00:24:27,850 --> 00:24:29,117
Leviathans.
398
00:24:36,993 --> 00:24:38,627
Son of a bitch.
399
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:41,580
What the hell
is going on?
400
00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:57,226
Put him with the others,
if you don't mind.
401
00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:03,199
Edgar. Follow me.
402
00:25:03,283 --> 00:25:05,201
I've been so busy
with this experiment,
403
00:25:05,285 --> 00:25:07,403
I didn't even realize
you were back.
404
00:25:07,487 --> 00:25:08,871
It's, uh, big stuff.
405
00:25:08,955 --> 00:25:11,073
I'm back
because of the experiment.
406
00:25:11,158 --> 00:25:12,291
What's happening?
407
00:25:12,358 --> 00:25:14,526
You said you were
refining the formula.
408
00:25:14,578 --> 00:25:16,862
Yes. Absolutely.
And it's going great.
409
00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:19,698
The absorption rate is up
in lower concentrations.
410
00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:22,334
But it didn't solve our little
issue with adverse reactions.
411
00:25:22,385 --> 00:25:24,170
Well, no.
412
00:25:24,221 --> 00:25:26,121
Not 100%.
413
00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:40,719
Burn them.
414
00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:42,738
What?
415
00:25:42,822 --> 00:25:44,073
But they represent
crucial test data.
416
00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:46,075
Where the additive formula
went wrong,
417
00:25:46,159 --> 00:25:47,910
where my initial
projections failed.
418
00:25:47,994 --> 00:25:50,196
Dick is coming.
419
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,284
Burn them.
420
00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:08,297
There's nothing happening
back here at all.
421
00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:09,381
Yeah, okay, Sam.
422
00:26:09,432 --> 00:26:11,016
Well,
they're pretty dug in,
423
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:13,519
so why don't you finish circling
and head on back?
424
00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:18,607
How's your head?
425
00:26:20,393 --> 00:26:22,945
Well, I think the slammer's
pretty much wore off.
426
00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:25,231
In between that
and the 20 cups of coffee,
427
00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:27,066
I'm nicely tense
and alarmed.
428
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:28,534
I wasn't talking
about that.
429
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:31,570
Oh, Bobby, don't --
430
00:26:31,621 --> 00:26:34,156
don't go all Sigmund Freud
on me right now, okay?
431
00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:36,108
I just got drugged
by a sandwich.
432
00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:39,411
I want to talk
about your new party line.
433
00:26:39,462 --> 00:26:40,879
Party line?
434
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:43,882
What are you talking about?
I don't even vote.
435
00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:46,051
"The world's
a suicide case.
436
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,787
We save it,
it just steals more pills"?
437
00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:50,756
Bobby, I'm here, okay?
I'm on the case.
438
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:51,957
What's the problem?
439
00:26:52,008 --> 00:26:54,459
I've seen a lot of hunters
live and die.
440
00:26:54,511 --> 00:26:56,161
You're starting to talk like
one of the dead ones, Dean.
441
00:26:56,229 --> 00:26:58,964
No, I'm talking
the way a person talks
442
00:26:59,015 --> 00:27:01,817
when they've had it,
when they can't figure out
443
00:27:01,901 --> 00:27:03,902
why they used to think
all this mattered.
444
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:05,904
Oh, you poor, sorry...
445
00:27:07,357 --> 00:27:09,858
You're not a person.
446
00:27:09,943 --> 00:27:10,826
Thanks.
447
00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:12,278
Come on, now.
448
00:27:12,329 --> 00:27:14,146
You tried to hang it up
449
00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:16,699
and be a person
with Lisa and Ben.
450
00:27:16,783 --> 00:27:18,167
And now here you are
451
00:27:18,251 --> 00:27:20,919
with a mean old coot
and a van full of guns.
452
00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:22,921
That ain't
person behavior, son.
453
00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,489
You're a hunter,
454
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:27,259
meaning you're whatever the job
you're doing today.
455
00:27:27,327 --> 00:27:29,628
Now, you get a case
of the Anne Sextons,
456
00:27:29,679 --> 00:27:31,297
something's gonna
come up behind you
457
00:27:31,348 --> 00:27:33,082
and rip
your fool head off.
458
00:27:33,149 --> 00:27:36,018
Now, you find your reasons
to get back in the game.
459
00:27:36,102 --> 00:27:38,837
I don't care if it's love
or spite or a $10 bet.
460
00:27:38,888 --> 00:27:41,290
I've been to enough funerals.
I mean it.
461
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:47,446
You die before me,
and I'll kill you.
462
00:27:49,849 --> 00:27:51,533
We need to scrape
some money together,
463
00:27:51,618 --> 00:27:52,901
get you a condo
or something.
464
00:27:54,404 --> 00:27:57,156
Hey.
Something's up.
465
00:28:09,219 --> 00:28:12,921
Well, I'll be a squirrel
in a skirt.
466
00:28:13,006 --> 00:28:15,591
It's Dick frigging Roman.
467
00:28:15,675 --> 00:28:18,510
What? Who the hell
is Dick frigging Roman?
468
00:28:18,561 --> 00:28:19,728
Billionaire Dick Roman,
469
00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:21,380
seen here at
a recent press conference,
470
00:28:21,431 --> 00:28:23,182
has been on the
corporate-takeover warpath
471
00:28:23,233 --> 00:28:26,352
in the last several months
and shows no signs of relenting.
472
00:28:26,403 --> 00:28:28,737
I believe in good old
American values,
473
00:28:28,822 --> 00:28:30,155
like unlimited growth.
474
00:28:30,223 --> 00:28:32,024
But it's like I always say --
475
00:28:32,075 --> 00:28:35,227
if you want to win,
then you got to be the shark.
476
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:36,829
And a shark's got to eat.
477
00:28:36,896 --> 00:28:38,730
Well, that's a great question.
478
00:28:38,782 --> 00:28:40,999
Yes, we have made
new acquisitions.
479
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:43,402
I don't believe
in hostile takeovers.
480
00:28:43,453 --> 00:28:46,905
I believe in merging...
and coming out on top.
481
00:28:46,956 --> 00:28:49,458
Whether at the helm of
his America's cup-winning yacht
482
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,460
or one of his
Fortune 500 companies,
483
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,762
Roman has never shied away
from the spotlight.
484
00:28:53,847 --> 00:28:56,382
Roman's record-breaking series
of motivational seminars,
485
00:28:56,433 --> 00:28:57,766
"When in Rome," have outsold
486
00:28:57,851 --> 00:29:00,018
every other money-making program
on the market.
487
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:01,753
A vocal member of the NRA
488
00:29:01,805 --> 00:29:03,555
and a steadfast supporter
of the second amendment,
489
00:29:03,606 --> 00:29:05,090
Roman has started attracting
490
00:29:05,141 --> 00:29:07,592
some conservative
political attention, as well.
491
00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:10,429
Roman is ruthless,
but good-looking.
492
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,948
I think he'll make
a great candidate.
493
00:29:13,032 --> 00:29:14,400
Another great question.
494
00:29:14,451 --> 00:29:17,536
No, I am not running for
political office at this time.
495
00:29:17,603 --> 00:29:20,456
But I do have
a number-one bestseller.
496
00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:22,908
Holy crap.
497
00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:24,609
What the hell is that?
498
00:29:24,661 --> 00:29:25,711
That's one of the top 50
499
00:29:25,778 --> 00:29:27,329
most powerful men
in America, Dean.
500
00:29:27,414 --> 00:29:29,665
Says here top 35
as of last month.
501
00:29:29,749 --> 00:29:32,617
Now it's all
making sense.
502
00:29:32,669 --> 00:29:34,336
Remember when Crowley kept
going on about hating Dick?
503
00:29:35,839 --> 00:29:37,923
I thought he was just
being general. Pfft!
504
00:29:37,974 --> 00:29:39,491
Well,
if the Leviathan got to him,
505
00:29:39,559 --> 00:29:42,010
then that means they're playing
on a much bigger board
506
00:29:42,095 --> 00:29:43,512
than we were thinking.
507
00:29:43,596 --> 00:29:46,465
So what, then? I mean,
we can't exactly outgun them.
508
00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:48,600
No, but we got
the drop on them.
509
00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:50,469
Means we got a chance
to figure out
510
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,321
what these guys
are really doing here.
511
00:29:54,524 --> 00:29:56,992
Whoa.
Where'd you get that mother?
512
00:29:57,076 --> 00:29:58,911
It's on loan from
Frank's big brother collection.
513
00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:01,079
It'll pick up
vocal vibrations
514
00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:03,165
from window glass
at half a mile.
515
00:30:05,201 --> 00:30:06,668
Well, it's time to find out
516
00:30:06,753 --> 00:30:08,720
what these ugly bastards
are up to.
517
00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:11,823
[ Rossini's "William Tell
Overture: Call to Cows" plays ]
518
00:30:14,660 --> 00:30:17,429
The patient is put
under general anesthesia.
519
00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:19,348
The eye is immobilized,
520
00:30:19,432 --> 00:30:22,885
then a scalpel is used
to sever the optic nerve.
521
00:30:29,442 --> 00:30:31,477
The food additive
that I've introduced
522
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:34,730
into the Turducken has a
near-100% rate of effectiveness.
523
00:30:34,814 --> 00:30:36,482
Once the subject tries it,
524
00:30:36,549 --> 00:30:38,734
they crave more
within a few hours.
525
00:30:38,818 --> 00:30:41,620
With the very first dose,
it starts to work on their DNA,
526
00:30:41,687 --> 00:30:43,989
slowing their metabolism,
causing weight gain,
527
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,991
and dampening
their emotional range,
528
00:30:46,042 --> 00:30:47,960
which makes them
perfectly complacent.
529
00:30:48,027 --> 00:30:49,528
As you can see,
530
00:30:49,579 --> 00:30:53,749
they have yet to notice that
grandma is no longer with us.
531
00:30:58,221 --> 00:31:00,389
True, if you leave out
a cooked patty
532
00:31:00,473 --> 00:31:01,673
for more than an hour,
533
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:03,675
it reverts back
to a somewhat, uh,
534
00:31:03,726 --> 00:31:04,927
unappealing state,
535
00:31:05,011 --> 00:31:07,262
but I have yet to have a case
of leftovers.
536
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,647
You know what I love?
537
00:31:08,714 --> 00:31:11,733
I mean, besides handball
and a really crisp Chardonnay.
538
00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:13,885
I love progress.
539
00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:16,054
And I know that progress comes
from collaboration,
540
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:18,323
which is what makes moments
like this so thrilling.
541
00:31:18,391 --> 00:31:20,692
I am so glad
to hear you say that.
542
00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:23,078
Now, what can you tell me
about your failures?
543
00:31:23,162 --> 00:31:24,079
Hmm? My...
544
00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,617
The ones that went off
the rails
545
00:31:28,701 --> 00:31:31,403
after they ate
your little treats.
546
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:34,089
I, um...
They're, uh...
547
00:31:34,173 --> 00:31:36,908
- They've been very instructive.
- No.
548
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,794
See, I asked
for complacency.
549
00:31:38,862 --> 00:31:40,379
Not complacency
550
00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:43,298
and a 0.03% margin of
hyperadrenalized cannibalism.
551
00:31:43,383 --> 00:31:45,884
I will have this
under control.
552
00:31:45,935 --> 00:31:49,838
"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
553
00:31:49,906 --> 00:31:51,089
Have I ever mentioned
how I feel
554
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:54,309
about our little forays
making the papers?
555
00:31:54,394 --> 00:31:56,812
But, again,
collaboration.
556
00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:58,981
Progress.
557
00:32:01,067 --> 00:32:02,484
I want to turn
this little mistake
558
00:32:02,569 --> 00:32:05,153
into a big fat
teachable moment.
559
00:32:05,238 --> 00:32:07,489
Will you help me
with that?
560
00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:10,158
Well...Yes.
561
00:32:10,243 --> 00:32:11,643
Of course.
562
00:32:13,546 --> 00:32:15,080
Our side's still dead,
Bobby.
563
00:32:15,131 --> 00:32:16,548
Anything with you?
564
00:32:16,616 --> 00:32:18,667
Same here.
565
00:32:18,751 --> 00:32:22,671
I got -- hold on.
566
00:32:22,755 --> 00:32:25,841
Yeah, I got movement --
my side, second floor,
567
00:32:25,909 --> 00:32:26,975
meeting room.
568
00:32:27,060 --> 00:32:28,560
And I'll reschedule
569
00:32:28,628 --> 00:32:29,961
with the Senator
for lunch Tuesday.
570
00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:31,813
You can deal with the
archdiocese in the afternoon.
571
00:32:31,898 --> 00:32:33,148
Fine.
572
00:32:33,232 --> 00:32:34,600
Dick, please,
let me explain to you
573
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:36,134
what our program
has to offer.
574
00:32:36,185 --> 00:32:39,404
No. Let me explain why we're
shutting your program down.
575
00:32:39,472 --> 00:32:41,189
We're shutting it down?
No, you can't --
576
00:32:41,274 --> 00:32:43,775
I'm shutting it down
because of the one golden rule.
577
00:32:43,826 --> 00:32:44,910
Do you know it?
578
00:32:44,977 --> 00:32:46,495
Yes.
"Don't make the papers."
579
00:32:46,579 --> 00:32:47,746
And I promise that --
580
00:32:47,813 --> 00:32:49,147
No, the golden rule is
581
00:32:49,198 --> 00:32:51,316
there's no such thing
as monsters.
582
00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:54,286
Anything stirs their little pots
to the contrary --
583
00:32:54,337 --> 00:32:55,621
very bad for our plans.
584
00:32:55,672 --> 00:32:57,422
So, how can I use
your mistake
585
00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,791
to communicate this
to all your coworkers?
586
00:32:59,842 --> 00:33:01,543
Listen, sir,
I will do anything.
587
00:33:01,628 --> 00:33:03,512
I will give anything
to make this right.
588
00:33:05,264 --> 00:33:08,433
I know you will.
589
00:33:21,681 --> 00:33:24,199
You're bibbing me?
590
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,631
Do you know what you can
give us, doctor?
591
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,919
Your example.
592
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:49,808
What's happening now?
593
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:51,259
Wait.
594
00:33:51,344 --> 00:33:53,178
Now, Doc.
595
00:33:53,229 --> 00:33:55,814
It's time.
596
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:04,322
Now I have officially
seen it all.
597
00:34:04,390 --> 00:34:05,691
Bobby, what is it?
598
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,727
He's making the doctor
eat himself.
599
00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:09,512
What?
600
00:34:09,513 --> 00:34:10,513
He's --
601
00:34:22,171 --> 00:34:24,522
They got him.
602
00:34:24,607 --> 00:34:27,308
Dean, there are at least
four Leviathans out there.
603
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,277
We don't even know how
to kill one.
604
00:34:34,734 --> 00:34:36,184
Well,
it'll be quite a shock
605
00:34:36,235 --> 00:34:38,370
when we walk in through
the front door, won't it?
606
00:34:40,656 --> 00:34:42,657
We'll have the jet
on standby at O'Hare.
607
00:34:42,708 --> 00:34:45,076
Thursday morning, you close on
the land acquisition in Gleason.
608
00:34:45,161 --> 00:34:46,795
Fine.
609
00:34:46,862 --> 00:34:49,197
And this came
this afternoon.
610
00:34:49,248 --> 00:34:51,800
- Sotheby's.
- Outstanding!
611
00:34:51,867 --> 00:34:54,469
Thank you, Susan.
612
00:34:54,536 --> 00:34:56,204
Oh, and, Susan?
613
00:34:56,255 --> 00:34:57,555
Hmm?
614
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,640
Uh, tuh-tuh.
615
00:35:09,101 --> 00:35:12,137
No, you're not tied up.
Why waste the effort?
616
00:35:12,204 --> 00:35:13,938
We both know that
you're not gonna get past me.
617
00:35:14,023 --> 00:35:15,240
How's your head?
618
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:17,876
So you got Dick Roman.
619
00:35:17,943 --> 00:35:20,612
We can have
whoever we want.
620
00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:22,497
We could have you,
for example.
621
00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:24,182
If you were
worth the effort.
622
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,867
Oh, you're hurting
my feelings.
623
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,669
Well,
it's a hard world, Bob.
624
00:35:27,736 --> 00:35:29,170
It's an us-eat-dog world.
625
00:35:29,238 --> 00:35:30,455
What do you got there?
626
00:35:30,539 --> 00:35:33,191
Winning bid at auction.
627
00:35:36,178 --> 00:35:38,012
Beautiful.
628
00:35:39,748 --> 00:35:43,184
Known for
their peerless sighting.
629
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:45,586
I imagine
you appreciate guns.
630
00:35:45,638 --> 00:35:47,222
I'd appreciate one
right about now.
631
00:35:47,273 --> 00:35:49,607
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
632
00:35:49,692 --> 00:35:51,643
But I mean the machine,
the idea.
633
00:35:51,727 --> 00:35:55,396
Just one of your species'
most inspired inventions.
634
00:35:55,448 --> 00:35:57,532
I mean it. I really think
you guys have spunk.
635
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,817
You're like a planet
636
00:35:58,901 --> 00:36:01,152
of just the cutest little
engines that could.
637
00:36:01,237 --> 00:36:02,737
But...
638
00:36:02,788 --> 00:36:06,207
Like the late, great, actual
Dick Roman used to say
639
00:36:06,275 --> 00:36:09,410
to the whores he'd kick out
of the presidential suite...
640
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,081
...Cute don't quite
hack it, sugar.
641
00:36:14,416 --> 00:36:16,751
Oh, let's just
cut to the chase.
642
00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:20,305
I clearly ain't worth the extra
time I'm getting here.
643
00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:22,590
I'm gonna eat you, Bob.
644
00:36:24,677 --> 00:36:26,261
Yes.
645
00:36:26,312 --> 00:36:28,129
But I like
my meals prepared.
646
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:31,015
Besides, holding on to you
could pay big dividends.
647
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:34,235
I bet your friends are on their
way to rescue the damsel.
648
00:36:34,303 --> 00:36:35,803
Nah,
they're too smart.
649
00:36:35,855 --> 00:36:37,989
They know
they don't have the numbers.
650
00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:39,807
It'd be suicide.
651
00:36:39,859 --> 00:36:44,245
I've run my race.
Could die worse.
652
00:37:16,216 --> 00:37:18,751
I'd stay in the chair.
653
00:37:55,655 --> 00:37:57,656
Okay, sons of bitches.
654
00:37:57,707 --> 00:38:00,342
See what you're up to now.
655
00:38:01,761 --> 00:38:17,943
You're coming with me.
656
00:38:24,984 --> 00:38:27,352
Sam...
657
00:38:27,404 --> 00:38:30,456
That is not how we communicate
from a place of yes.
658
00:38:32,191 --> 00:38:33,292
That was bracing.
659
00:38:33,359 --> 00:38:35,160
Where'd you kids
find this stuff?
660
00:38:37,464 --> 00:38:39,415
Hey!
661
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,967
That's mine.
662
00:38:44,971 --> 00:38:46,171
Go! Go!
663
00:38:47,707 --> 00:38:50,142
Would you stop it
with that stuff?
664
00:38:57,884 --> 00:38:59,935
Damn it, where's Bobby?
665
00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:09,561
Bobby! Come on!
666
00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:10,779
Come on! Come on!
667
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,917
Go! Go!
668
00:39:25,712 --> 00:39:29,080
Son of a bitch!
669
00:39:29,132 --> 00:39:30,582
I'm glad you got in.
670
00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:33,469
He almost took
your freaking head off.
671
00:39:33,586 --> 00:39:37,439
Hey, Bobby, your hat.
672
00:39:44,364 --> 00:39:45,948
Bobby?
673
00:39:46,032 --> 00:39:47,232
Oh, God. Bobby?!
674
00:39:47,283 --> 00:39:48,984
Bobby?!
675
00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:51,904
Bobby?!
676
00:39:53,631 --> 00:39:57,631
== sync, corrected by elderman ==