1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,939 You can't stop any of us. 2 00:00:04,940 --> 00:00:08,783 We can't be killed, you stupid little chewtoys. 3 00:00:10,567 --> 00:00:11,965 These things are smarter than you. 4 00:00:11,966 --> 00:00:15,982 You don't have a clue how to kill 'em or slow 'em down, and your plan is, what? 5 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,687 Go right at 'em? 6 00:00:18,595 --> 00:00:21,484 - We've been a little busy. - Hunting Leviathan. 7 00:00:21,485 --> 00:00:23,002 You met Dick yet? 8 00:00:23,003 --> 00:00:26,954 I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. 9 00:00:26,955 --> 00:00:28,803 I'd never work with you, Crowley. 10 00:00:28,804 --> 00:00:31,578 I hate the bastard. Squash 'em all. 11 00:00:32,255 --> 00:00:34,524 You need to see a fella named Frank Devereaux. 12 00:00:34,525 --> 00:00:37,376 Bobby Singer sent us. Or not. Who? 13 00:00:37,377 --> 00:00:39,922 We just need you to get us further off the grid, 14 00:00:39,923 --> 00:00:43,615 - but keep us on the board. - Wipe all your old aliases. 15 00:00:43,616 --> 00:00:47,760 Change your phones on a very frequent non-schedule schedule, you understand? 16 00:00:47,761 --> 00:00:50,399 You can't just look me in the face and tell me you're fine. 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,848 - You want me to be honest? - Yeah. 18 00:00:51,849 --> 00:00:54,489 I don't like lying to you. You know, it doesn't feel right. 19 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,962 So, yeah, you got me there. I been climbing walls. 20 00:00:56,963 --> 00:00:58,631 I know how that is. 21 00:01:39,001 --> 00:01:40,541 Good night, sweetie. 22 00:01:49,337 --> 00:01:51,477 This is nature sounds. 23 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,660 "Sounds of Nature,"Volume 4, 24 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:56,617 "Soothing Seas". 25 00:02:18,378 --> 00:02:20,148 What the hell? 26 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:27,879 Leanne! 27 00:02:36,628 --> 00:02:38,738 No. Stay away. 28 00:02:38,739 --> 00:02:40,391 Leanne! 29 00:02:46,975 --> 00:02:50,409 This is nature sounds. "Sounds of Nature." 30 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:56,262 ~ Syncro: The Hellraiser ~ ~ exklusiv für www.SubCentral.de ~ 31 00:03:03,069 --> 00:03:06,689 - Did you strip enough wire? - Yes, I stripped enough wire. 32 00:03:08,904 --> 00:03:10,458 All right. 33 00:03:20,453 --> 00:03:22,482 See? Told you. 34 00:03:29,406 --> 00:03:31,257 Well, isn't this cozy? 35 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,799 Yeah. Well, motel 6 just ain't leaving the light on anymore. 36 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,979 Well, I'm taking a page out of Frank Devereaux's Bible on this. 37 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:43,558 Everybody's out to get you... paranoia is just plain common sense. 38 00:03:43,559 --> 00:03:46,465 Weeks, guys. Weeks. 39 00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:50,796 We've been living with cold showers, cold hot pockets, cold freaking everything. 40 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:53,619 I mean, this is the bottom that we're living in. You guys get that, right? 41 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:57,306 How many big mouths are out there, running card traces, like Chet, 42 00:03:57,307 --> 00:04:00,220 or hunting us down God knows what ways? 43 00:04:00,221 --> 00:04:03,789 No, now's not the time to be laying our bed rolls out on the grid. 44 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:05,746 Not if we can help it. 45 00:04:08,972 --> 00:04:11,312 That's just great. 46 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,761 This is stupid. 47 00:04:15,762 --> 00:04:18,030 Our quality of life is crap. 48 00:04:18,178 --> 00:04:22,258 We got purgatory's least wanted everywhere, 49 00:04:22,715 --> 00:04:27,489 and we're on our third "the world's screwed" issue in, what, three years? 50 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,846 We've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already. 51 00:04:29,847 --> 00:04:32,851 - Someone's got to do it. - What if the bus wants to go over the cliff? 52 00:04:32,852 --> 00:04:34,622 You think the world wants to end? 53 00:04:34,623 --> 00:04:38,418 I think that if we didn't take its belt and all its pens away each year... 54 00:04:38,419 --> 00:04:40,936 that, yeah, the whole enchilada would have offed itself already. 55 00:04:40,937 --> 00:04:45,215 Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. You're gonna hurt your head. 56 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,630 So, what's the guff? 57 00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:50,687 Well, 58 00:04:50,688 --> 00:04:53,836 there have been a rash of sightings all over the Southern pine barrens... 59 00:04:53,837 --> 00:04:56,610 A strange, fast-moving, human-like creature. 60 00:04:56,611 --> 00:04:59,021 Locals even have a name for it. 61 00:04:59,488 --> 00:05:03,377 The Jersey devil? I thought that was just local tall-tale crap. 62 00:05:03,378 --> 00:05:06,333 The area's history of sightings goes back more than two centuries. 63 00:05:06,334 --> 00:05:10,088 Some accounts gave it bat wings, others horns, 64 00:05:10,089 --> 00:05:11,988 a tail. 65 00:05:11,989 --> 00:05:15,619 And, uh, oh, yeah, a horse's head. 66 00:05:17,058 --> 00:05:19,895 The sketch looks more like a Chewbacca head. 67 00:05:19,896 --> 00:05:21,165 Sounds kind of mixed-up. 68 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:23,566 Yeah, kind of like it should be fighting a Japanese robot. 69 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:25,818 Well, mixed-up or not, 70 00:05:25,819 --> 00:05:28,959 it sounds like it might just have a body count. 71 00:05:30,508 --> 00:05:34,429 "Camping High Heason Harshed by Human Burrito"? 72 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:35,588 Yeah. 73 00:05:35,589 --> 00:05:39,937 Something hung a camper up in a tree, then ate him alive right through his sleeping bag. 74 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:41,872 His wife hasn't been seen, either. 75 00:05:41,873 --> 00:05:45,864 Plus, there have been four other missing persons reported in the last three weeks. 76 00:05:45,865 --> 00:05:49,239 State troopers... get this... are saying it's a rogue bear. 77 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,603 Yeah, of course, when was the last time you saw a bear string up its own piñata? 78 00:05:52,604 --> 00:05:54,920 Something's out there in the woods. 79 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:58,334 Hey, we're going honest to goodness wilderness hunting. 80 00:05:58,335 --> 00:06:00,392 I haven't used my .30-30 in a while. 81 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,289 Okay, Davey Crockett, well, safari's gonna have to wait till tomorrow... 82 00:06:03,290 --> 00:06:05,369 and after our suit-and-tie dance. 83 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:10,587 We'll make sure this is not just some backwoods crackhead who likes to roll glampers. 84 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,933 What the hell's a Glamper? 85 00:06:12,934 --> 00:06:14,434 Sam? 86 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:16,294 High-end camper. 87 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:19,084 TV, A.C., Wi-Fi. 88 00:06:19,085 --> 00:06:21,441 Back to nature, zero inconvenience. 89 00:06:21,442 --> 00:06:23,471 - That's idiotic. - Yeah. 90 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,701 Some people just don't know how to live. 91 00:06:33,713 --> 00:06:35,676 So, Ranger Evans... 92 00:06:36,427 --> 00:06:38,237 You can call me Rick. 93 00:06:38,238 --> 00:06:39,791 Ranger Rick. 94 00:06:42,878 --> 00:06:45,908 You were the one who found Mitchell Rayburn, correct? 95 00:06:45,909 --> 00:06:47,886 The human burrito. 96 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:51,899 State police have it down as a bear attack. 97 00:06:54,768 --> 00:06:57,268 Yeah, I read what the state police says. 98 00:06:57,269 --> 00:06:58,969 That was no rogue brown. 99 00:06:58,970 --> 00:07:01,614 Apparently, some others reported seeing something... 100 00:07:01,615 --> 00:07:03,916 a little, you know, weirder. 101 00:07:03,917 --> 00:07:06,694 You know, I've been a ranger for 12 years. 102 00:07:06,695 --> 00:07:08,355 Tell you the truth, 103 00:07:08,356 --> 00:07:11,420 we have no idea what's out there. 104 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:13,006 Big. 105 00:07:13,007 --> 00:07:16,706 Lot of trees and whatnot. 106 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,737 Tell you this, though. 107 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,877 You got to respect mother nature. 108 00:07:20,878 --> 00:07:23,693 You respect her, or she's gonna string you up, 109 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:26,926 and she'll eat your ass right through the Gore-Tex. 110 00:07:27,215 --> 00:07:29,900 So you're thinking it's mother nature? 111 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:33,207 See, me and Phil, we've been finding, uh, 112 00:07:33,466 --> 00:07:35,986 something's leftovers for weeks... 113 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:39,154 Deer remains, badger, 114 00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:40,618 missing pets. 115 00:07:40,619 --> 00:07:44,180 - Who's Phil? - Assistant Chief Ranger. 116 00:07:45,792 --> 00:07:47,430 Come to think of it, 117 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:50,465 I haven't seen Phil in a couple of days. 118 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:54,448 He's supposed to call from whatever station he's checking off. 119 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:58,594 But you think maybe your assistant Chief Ranger might be missing? 120 00:07:58,595 --> 00:08:01,084 I should probably report that. 121 00:08:04,946 --> 00:08:06,392 Excuse us. 122 00:08:06,393 --> 00:08:08,332 Well, you, uh... 123 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:10,847 Enjoy your lunch... 124 00:08:10,848 --> 00:08:12,459 Ranger Rick. 125 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:20,092 So? 126 00:08:20,093 --> 00:08:22,878 Well, I took a look at the cadaver... 127 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:26,163 What's left of it. Not a happy camper. 128 00:08:27,018 --> 00:08:29,631 Don't have any stats on a Jersey devil, 129 00:08:29,632 --> 00:08:34,218 but the bite radius on the vic's wounds it's too small for a Leviathan. 130 00:08:34,219 --> 00:08:39,621 And he's still got a ventricle and some change, so I doubt we're talking werewolf. 131 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:42,607 And a wendigo don't leave no scraps. 132 00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:46,228 - Lunch? - Starving. 133 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:48,537 Hey! Uh, Brandon. 134 00:08:48,782 --> 00:08:50,836 - We grab a booth? - Hey, 135 00:08:50,837 --> 00:08:53,226 douchewad, a hostess will seat you. 136 00:08:53,227 --> 00:08:55,873 Do I look like a freaking hostess? 137 00:08:56,097 --> 00:08:58,869 Do you want to look like a hostess? 138 00:09:02,824 --> 00:09:05,361 That didn't really make sense, what you... said. 139 00:09:05,362 --> 00:09:07,030 What was that? 140 00:09:07,478 --> 00:09:10,504 I sure hope we don't get Brandon's section. 141 00:09:11,286 --> 00:09:14,236 Sidewinder soup and salad combo goes to big bird. 142 00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:17,223 Tdk slammer to Ken doll. 143 00:09:17,746 --> 00:09:20,465 And a little heart-smart for creepy Uncle. 144 00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:23,867 - What is your problem? - You are my problem! 145 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:29,830 Oh, Brandon's got his flare all up in a bunch. 146 00:09:29,831 --> 00:09:31,678 Yeah. There goes his 18%. 147 00:09:31,679 --> 00:09:36,476 Anyway, the Chief Ranger... I don't think he believes in the Jersey devil. 148 00:09:36,477 --> 00:09:41,098 Oh, by the way, did he seem a little, uh, stoned to you? 149 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,737 Ranger Rick? Yeah. 150 00:09:43,738 --> 00:09:48,042 Definitely growing his own on the back 40 and smoking all the profits. 151 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:51,905 He did seem to think that there was something... 152 00:09:51,906 --> 00:09:56,037 - Oh, that is good sandwich. - What the hell did you get? 153 00:09:56,666 --> 00:09:58,951 New Pepperjack Turducken Slammer... 154 00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:00,633 Limited time only. 155 00:10:01,099 --> 00:10:04,382 Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. 156 00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:07,468 - Shouldn't play God like that. - Hey, don't look at me sideways from that... 157 00:10:07,469 --> 00:10:11,271 that Chinese chicken geezer salad there, okay? This is awesome. 158 00:10:11,272 --> 00:10:14,516 Like the perfect storm of your top-three edible birds. 159 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,731 All right, anyways, um... 160 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:22,577 The ranger did seem to think there was something out in wharton forest. 161 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,972 - Well, then I'd say it's safari time. - She has big bones. 162 00:10:24,973 --> 00:10:27,802 Look at her! You're telling me she's not fat? 163 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:31,677 No, no. Up yours, Mike. Shove it right up yours! 164 00:10:34,556 --> 00:10:36,056 Well, anyway, 165 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:39,124 back to bigger and better things. 166 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,412 Couple of bucks. 167 00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:17,390 Head-butting over turf probably. 168 00:11:17,391 --> 00:11:19,788 Pretty sure the other fella won. 169 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:30,883 I guess I forgot. 170 00:11:30,884 --> 00:11:34,953 Before you were a hunter, you were actually a... hunter. 171 00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:38,793 Yeah, well, we shot our dinner when I was a kid. 172 00:11:38,794 --> 00:11:41,094 You used to take us hunting. Remember? 173 00:11:41,095 --> 00:11:43,556 Dad had a case, he'd just dump us on you. 174 00:11:43,557 --> 00:11:46,165 Shoot, you must have taught us most of the outdoor tracking we know. 175 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,756 Yeah, what I could get to stick. 176 00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:52,556 I never could get you little grubs to pull a trigger on a single deer. 177 00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:57,009 - Talking about Bambi, man. - You don't shoot Bambi, jackass. 178 00:11:57,624 --> 00:11:59,863 You shoot Bambi's mother. 179 00:12:09,780 --> 00:12:12,174 Well, looks like we found Phil. 180 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,605 Special agents. 181 00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:24,414 Listen, I got your call. 182 00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:27,622 But I'm not sure I got what you were saying. 183 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:34,782 Hey. I think we found Phil. 184 00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:36,695 That's what I said. 185 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,886 I should probably call this in. 186 00:12:42,408 --> 00:12:44,676 Yeah, yeah. Solid move, Rick. 187 00:12:56,014 --> 00:12:59,904 This is Ranger Evans up at acher's point. Come in. 188 00:13:00,315 --> 00:13:03,216 Repeat. This is Chief Ranger Evans. 189 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:07,194 - Please ranger, go ahead. - I have a situation out at acher's point. 190 00:13:07,909 --> 00:13:10,327 Ranger, I think we've got company. 191 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,165 Yeah? Who's that? 192 00:13:14,351 --> 00:13:15,209 Ranger! 193 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,164 Ranger Evans! 194 00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,556 Ranger! 195 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,357 It's got him up in the trees. 196 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,940 - Lights off. - What? 197 00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,569 Wait, Bobby, you think that's really a good idea? 198 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,383 Shut up, shut off, and listen. 199 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:51,486 - Damn thing is eating Rick. - Man, I liked Rick. 200 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:09,445 Wow. 201 00:14:10,051 --> 00:14:12,465 - Nice shot, Bobby. - Seriously. 202 00:14:12,466 --> 00:14:14,395 We all got our gifts. 203 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:29,368 What about the rest of Ranger Rick? 204 00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:33,838 Ranger called in his 10-20. His own will find him. 205 00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:35,724 We got crap to do. 206 00:14:48,619 --> 00:14:52,485 Built like a supermodel, but the thing was strong. That's for damn sure. 207 00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:55,098 Carried a full-grown man up a tree in nothing flat. 208 00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,631 But it only took one bullet to bring it down. 209 00:14:57,632 --> 00:15:01,197 And not even a silver bullet, just a bullet-bullet. 210 00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:16,612 First one must have just stunned it. 211 00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:19,926 All right, well, let's... 212 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,038 check its hulk pants for some I.D. 213 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:31,570 That is just gonna ruin the leather. 214 00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:35,826 Are you feeling okay? 215 00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:37,704 Yeah, I feel great. 216 00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:39,852 Gerald Browder, 217 00:15:39,853 --> 00:15:43,821 lived here in town, 5'9", brown hair and blue eyes... 218 00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:46,615 235 pounds. 219 00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:52,986 Well, apparently, he's lost a little pudge. 220 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:59,624 Maybe it's a lap-band side effect. 221 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,133 What the hell? 222 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:22,543 I think we better have a look under Gerald's hood. 223 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,702 God! 224 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:30,868 Its organs are swimming in the stuff. 225 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:32,771 You guys getting hungry? 226 00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,837 I'm hungry. 227 00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,946 - What's that? - His stomach. 228 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:45,039 For a guy on a diet, Gerry here packed it in pretty good. 229 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,568 - That's human right there. - That's fresh Rick. 230 00:16:49,313 --> 00:16:51,585 Let's see. Plus... 231 00:16:54,141 --> 00:16:55,713 Pine cone? 232 00:16:57,894 --> 00:17:00,294 Pack of gum in the wrapper. 233 00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:08,099 That's... that's older. Maybe like a... maybe Ranger Phil or the camper. 234 00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,976 - What's that? - Looks like a... 235 00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:13,162 Yeah, that's a cat's head. 236 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,831 A glamper or two is one thing, but... 237 00:17:17,832 --> 00:17:20,960 you got to be damn hungry to eat a cat's head. 238 00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:29,784 Well, lookit here. I'm no Dr. Oz, but... 239 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:34,229 I think that's his adrenal glands. 240 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:38,768 - Okay. And? - Meant to be the size of hotel bar soap... 241 00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:41,182 and bright orange. 242 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,380 All right, that might help explain the strength. 243 00:17:46,381 --> 00:17:48,655 But whatever this thing is, it's not the Jersey devil, 244 00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:51,655 but it sure as hell ain't Gerald Browder anymore. 245 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,502 Okay, guys, seriously. 246 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,125 It's time for dinner? 247 00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:08,465 Gerald Browder, 35, self-employed. 248 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:10,493 Air-conditioning repairman. 249 00:18:10,494 --> 00:18:13,410 Missing person number three. Disappeared eight days ago. 250 00:18:13,411 --> 00:18:16,814 Well, that explains all the people who got eaten in the last eight days. 251 00:18:17,289 --> 00:18:20,899 Yeah. Question is, what happened to him? 252 00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:32,965 Dean. 253 00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:35,997 So, what do you think? 254 00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:38,182 I'm not that worried about it. 255 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,683 Excuse me? 256 00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:42,552 Well, that's funny, right? 257 00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:46,026 I could give two shakes of a rat's ass. 258 00:18:46,670 --> 00:18:48,120 Is that right? 259 00:18:48,121 --> 00:18:51,052 Do rats shake their ass, or is it something else? 260 00:19:17,778 --> 00:19:20,445 - Give me that. - Whoa, whoa! Why?! 261 00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:25,101 There's some funky chicken in the tdk slammer, ain't there? 262 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:27,837 Yeah. 263 00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,260 This is stupid. 264 00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:34,153 My sandwich didn't do anything. 265 00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:37,163 I don't know what you think you're gonna find. 266 00:19:37,164 --> 00:19:39,972 There's something wrong with you, Dean. 267 00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:42,935 Are you kidding? I'm fine! 268 00:19:44,522 --> 00:19:47,131 I actually feel great. 269 00:19:48,702 --> 00:19:51,102 The best I've felt in a couple months. 270 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:53,356 Cass? Black goo? 271 00:19:53,646 --> 00:19:55,418 I don't even care anymore. 272 00:19:55,419 --> 00:19:59,406 And you know what's even better? I don't care that I don't care. 273 00:20:01,946 --> 00:20:03,637 I just want my damn slammer back. 274 00:20:03,638 --> 00:20:06,885 Dude, you are completely stoned, just like Ranger Rick was. 275 00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:09,498 Just like the dinner rush back at Biggerson's. 276 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,334 And everybody's loving the turducken. 277 00:20:15,146 --> 00:20:17,818 I think you pissed off my sandwich. 278 00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:25,680 - That... that's in me? - Only half of it. 279 00:20:25,681 --> 00:20:28,398 Does that snot look familiar? 280 00:20:28,399 --> 00:20:31,592 Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head... 281 00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:35,672 - and is currently turning Dean into an idiot... - I'm right here. Right here. 282 00:20:35,877 --> 00:20:38,806 Is in the turducken slammer at Biggerson's. 283 00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:41,112 - Yeah. - It's in the meat. 284 00:20:43,564 --> 00:20:46,802 If I wasn't so chilled out right now, I would puke. 285 00:20:56,071 --> 00:20:57,649 How's he doing? 286 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,101 He's sleeping it off. 287 00:21:04,274 --> 00:21:06,336 Tryptophan coma. 288 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,869 - So, you think he's okay? - Yeah, he's all right. 289 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,370 Good. 290 00:21:12,691 --> 00:21:15,653 - So you don't worry about him? - What do you mean? 291 00:21:15,654 --> 00:21:17,343 Before the turducken? 292 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:20,516 Yeah. Yeah, I kind of mean more like, uh... 293 00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:23,358 More like ever since my head broke... 294 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,936 and we lost Cass. 295 00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:27,409 I mean, you ever feel like he's... 296 00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:30,630 He's going through the same motions but he's not the same Dean, you know? 297 00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:34,314 - How could he be? - Right, yeah, but what if... 298 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:36,434 What if what, Sam? 299 00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,630 You know, you worry about him. 300 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:43,637 All he does is worry about you. Who's left to live their own life here? 301 00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:49,992 The two of you aren't you full up just playing Snuffleupagus with the devil all the live long? 302 00:21:53,677 --> 00:21:57,271 I don't know, Bobby. Seeing Lucifer's fine with me. 303 00:21:58,103 --> 00:21:59,603 Come again? 304 00:22:00,716 --> 00:22:02,694 Look, I'm not saying it's fun. I mean, to be honest with you, 305 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:05,976 I kind of see it as the best-case scenario. 306 00:22:06,485 --> 00:22:08,062 I mean... 307 00:22:09,467 --> 00:22:13,090 at least all my crazy's under one umbrella, you know? 308 00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,874 I kind of know what I'm dealing with. 309 00:22:16,222 --> 00:22:18,553 A lot of people got it worse. 310 00:22:20,493 --> 00:22:24,064 You always were one deep little son of a bitch. 311 00:22:24,296 --> 00:22:26,705 Wait, wait, wait. Here we go. 312 00:22:53,352 --> 00:22:56,024 Well, I guess we follow him. 313 00:23:42,878 --> 00:23:44,609 That's weird, right? 314 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,978 I mean, national franchise like Biggerson's getting meat from a place that looks like... 315 00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:51,303 wholesales Hong Kong knockoffs. 316 00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:54,250 Okay. Yeah. It's a little weird. 317 00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:56,009 All right, well, 318 00:23:56,033 --> 00:23:59,853 I guess we wait till they close up shop, go take a look around? 319 00:24:00,628 --> 00:24:02,189 Hang on. 320 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,036 No. 321 00:24:23,033 --> 00:24:24,573 Edgar. 322 00:24:26,117 --> 00:24:27,741 Leviathans. 323 00:24:35,091 --> 00:24:36,950 Son of a bitch. 324 00:24:37,241 --> 00:24:39,320 What the hell is going on? 325 00:24:49,812 --> 00:24:53,195 Put him with the others, if you don't mind. 326 00:24:55,054 --> 00:24:57,828 Edgar. Follow me. 327 00:24:58,737 --> 00:25:02,463 I've been so busy with this experiment, I didn't even realize you were back. 328 00:25:02,464 --> 00:25:06,512 - It's, uh, big stuff. - I'm back because of the experiment. 329 00:25:06,513 --> 00:25:09,745 What's happening? You said you were refining the formula. 330 00:25:09,746 --> 00:25:11,246 Yes. Absolutely. 331 00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:14,445 And it's going great. The absorption rate is up in lower concentrations. 332 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:17,569 But it didn't solve our little issue with adverse reactions. 333 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:19,439 Well, no. 334 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,341 Not 100%. 335 00:25:34,695 --> 00:25:36,195 Burn them. 336 00:25:36,565 --> 00:25:38,065 What? 337 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:40,263 But they represent crucial test data. 338 00:25:40,264 --> 00:25:43,664 Where the additive formula went wrong, where my initial projections failed. 339 00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:45,400 Dick is coming. 340 00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:50,679 Burn them. 341 00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:03,876 There's nothing happening back here at all. 342 00:26:03,877 --> 00:26:08,099 Yeah, okay, Sam. Well, they're pretty dug in, so why don't you finish circling and head on back? 343 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,543 Right. 344 00:26:12,422 --> 00:26:14,221 How's your head? 345 00:26:15,744 --> 00:26:18,003 Well, I think the slammer's pretty much wore off. 346 00:26:18,004 --> 00:26:21,613 In between that and the 20 cups of coffee, I'm nicely tense and alarmed. 347 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:23,839 I wasn't talking about that. 348 00:26:25,690 --> 00:26:29,142 Oh, Bobby, don't go all Sigmund Freud on me right now, okay? 349 00:26:29,143 --> 00:26:31,432 I just got drugged by a sandwich. 350 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:34,645 I want to talk about your new party line. 351 00:26:34,788 --> 00:26:36,288 Party? 352 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:39,223 What are you talking about? I don't even vote. 353 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:43,858 "The world's a suicide case. We save it, it just steals more pills"? 354 00:26:43,859 --> 00:26:46,969 Bobby, I'm here, okay? I'm on the case. What's the problem? 355 00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,455 I've seen a lot of hunters live and die. 356 00:26:49,456 --> 00:26:51,962 You're starting to talk like one of the dead ones, Dean. 357 00:26:51,963 --> 00:26:56,085 No, I'm talking the way a person talks when they've had it, 358 00:26:56,086 --> 00:26:59,528 when they can't figure out why they used to think all this mattered. 359 00:26:59,529 --> 00:27:01,547 Oh, you poor, sorry... 360 00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:05,064 You're not a person. 361 00:27:05,393 --> 00:27:07,672 - Thanks. - Come on, now. 362 00:27:07,673 --> 00:27:12,163 You tried to hang it up and be a person with Lisa and Ben. 363 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:15,909 And now here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. 364 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:19,057 That ain't person behavior, son. You're a hunter, 365 00:27:19,058 --> 00:27:22,424 meaning you're whatever the job you're doing today. 366 00:27:22,425 --> 00:27:24,398 Now, you get a case of the Anne Sextons, 367 00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:27,374 something's gonna come up behind you and rip your fool head off. 368 00:27:27,375 --> 00:27:30,700 Now, you find your reasons to get back in the game. 369 00:27:30,701 --> 00:27:34,088 I don't care if it's love or spite or a $10 bet. 370 00:27:34,089 --> 00:27:36,639 I've been to enough funerals. I mean it. 371 00:27:39,370 --> 00:27:42,394 You die before me, and I'll kill you. 372 00:27:45,411 --> 00:27:49,619 We need to scrape some money together, get you a condo or something. 373 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:51,481 Hey. Something's up. 374 00:28:05,108 --> 00:28:08,006 Well, I'll be a squirrel in a skirt. 375 00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:10,514 It's Dick frigging Roman. 376 00:28:11,737 --> 00:28:13,284 Who the hell is Dick frigging Roman? 377 00:28:13,285 --> 00:28:16,370 Billionaire Dick Roman, seen here at a recent press conference, 378 00:28:16,371 --> 00:28:18,405 has been on the corporate-takeover warpath... 379 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:21,472 in the last several months and shows no signs of relenting. 380 00:28:21,473 --> 00:28:24,234 I believe in good old American values, 381 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,769 like unlimited growth. 382 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,410 But it's like I always say... If you want to win, 383 00:28:28,411 --> 00:28:30,547 then you got to be the shark. 384 00:28:30,548 --> 00:28:32,314 And a shark's got to eat. 385 00:28:32,315 --> 00:28:36,071 Well, that's a great question. Yes, we have made new acquisitions. 386 00:28:36,072 --> 00:28:38,474 I don't believe in hostile takeovers. 387 00:28:38,475 --> 00:28:41,836 I believe in merging... And coming out on top. 388 00:28:41,837 --> 00:28:46,311 Whether at the helm of his America's cup-winning yacht or one of his fortune 500 companies, 389 00:28:46,312 --> 00:28:48,713 Roman has never shied away from the spotlight. 390 00:28:48,714 --> 00:28:51,361 Roman's record-breaking series of motivational seminars, 391 00:28:51,362 --> 00:28:55,382 "When in Rome," have outsold every other money-making program on the market. 392 00:28:55,383 --> 00:28:58,951 A vocal member of the NRA and a steadfast supporter of the second amendment, 393 00:28:58,952 --> 00:29:02,730 Roman has started attracting some conservative political attention, as well. 394 00:29:02,731 --> 00:29:05,503 Roman is ruthless, but good-looking. 395 00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:08,094 I think he'll make a great candidate. 396 00:29:08,095 --> 00:29:09,965 Another great question. No, 397 00:29:09,966 --> 00:29:13,238 I am not running for political office at this time. 398 00:29:13,239 --> 00:29:16,200 But I do have a number-one bestseller. 399 00:29:16,494 --> 00:29:19,822 Holy crap. What the hell is that? 400 00:29:19,823 --> 00:29:22,457 That's one of the top 50 most powerful men in America, Dean. 401 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:25,167 Says here top 35 as of last month. 402 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:30,351 Now it's all making sense. Remember when Crowley kept going on about hating Dick? 403 00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,958 I thought he was just being general. 404 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:34,874 Well, if the Leviathan got to him, 405 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:38,419 then that means they're playing on a much bigger board than we were thinking. 406 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:41,468 So what, then? I mean, we can't exactly outgun them. 407 00:29:41,469 --> 00:29:43,735 No, but we got the drop on them. 408 00:29:43,736 --> 00:29:47,424 Means we got a chance to figure out what these guys are really doing here. 409 00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:51,545 Woah. Where'd you get that mother? 410 00:29:51,546 --> 00:29:54,320 It's on loan from Frank's big brother collection. 411 00:29:54,321 --> 00:29:58,071 It'll pick up vocal vibrations from window glass at half a mile. 412 00:30:00,527 --> 00:30:03,996 Well, it's time to find out what these ugly bastards are up to. 413 00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:13,780 The patient is put under general anesthesia. 414 00:30:13,781 --> 00:30:15,757 The eye is immobilized, 415 00:30:15,758 --> 00:30:19,538 then a scalpel is used to sever the optic nerve. 416 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:29,759 The food additive that I've introduced into the turducken has a near-100% rate of effectiveness. 417 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,699 Once the subject tries it, they crave more within a few hours. 418 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:36,101 With the very first dose, it starts to work on their DNA, 419 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:38,197 slowing their metabolism, causing weight gain, 420 00:30:38,198 --> 00:30:41,464 and dampening their emotional range, which makes them... 421 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,474 perfectly complacent. 422 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:48,643 As you can see, they have yet to notice that grandma is no longer with us. 423 00:30:53,793 --> 00:30:56,719 True, if you leave out a cooked Patty for more than an hour, 424 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,756 it reverts back to a somewhat, uh, unappealing state, 425 00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:02,445 but I have yet to have a case of leftovers. 426 00:31:02,446 --> 00:31:04,147 You know what I love? 427 00:31:04,218 --> 00:31:07,532 I mean, besides handball and a really crisp chardonnay? 428 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,905 I love progress. And I know that progress comes from collaboration, 429 00:31:10,906 --> 00:31:14,057 which is what makes moments like this so thrilling. 430 00:31:14,058 --> 00:31:18,371 - I am so glad to hear you say that. - Now, what can you tell me about your failures? 431 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,510 My... 432 00:31:22,223 --> 00:31:24,388 The ones that went off the rails... 433 00:31:24,389 --> 00:31:26,589 after they ate your little treats. 434 00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,790 I, um... They're, uh... 435 00:31:28,791 --> 00:31:32,131 - They've been very instructive. - No. 436 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,407 See, I asked for complacency. 437 00:31:34,408 --> 00:31:38,508 Not complacency and a 0.03% margin of hyperadrenalized cannibalism. 438 00:31:38,509 --> 00:31:41,498 I will have this under control. 439 00:31:41,752 --> 00:31:45,107 "Camping High Season Harshed by Human Burrito"? 440 00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:48,956 Have I ever mentioned how I feel about our little forays making the papers? 441 00:31:49,543 --> 00:31:51,631 But, again, collaboration. 442 00:31:52,261 --> 00:31:53,821 Progress. 443 00:31:56,315 --> 00:32:00,016 I want to turn this little mistake into a big fat teachable moment. 444 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,868 Will you help me with that? 445 00:32:03,301 --> 00:32:05,925 Well... yes. 446 00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:07,426 Of course. 447 00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:11,803 Our side's still dead, Bobby. Anything with you? 448 00:32:12,136 --> 00:32:13,771 Yeah, same here. 449 00:32:14,335 --> 00:32:15,835 I got... 450 00:32:16,092 --> 00:32:17,592 Hold on. 451 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:20,903 Yeah, I got movement... my side, second floor, 452 00:32:20,904 --> 00:32:22,589 meeting room. 453 00:32:23,011 --> 00:32:25,543 And I'll reschedule with the senator for lunch Tuesday. 454 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:27,427 You can deal with the archdiocese in the afternoon. 455 00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:28,333 Fine. 456 00:32:28,334 --> 00:32:31,085 Dick, please, let me explain to you what our program has to offer. 457 00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:34,411 No. Let me explain why we're shutting your program down. 458 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:35,936 We're shutting it down? No, you can't... 459 00:32:35,937 --> 00:32:39,165 I'm shutting it down because of the one golden rule. 460 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,615 - Do you know it? - Yes. "Don't make the papers." 461 00:32:41,616 --> 00:32:44,232 - And I promise that... - No, the golden rule is... 462 00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:46,620 "There's no such thing as monsters." 463 00:32:46,621 --> 00:32:50,403 Anything stirs their little pots to the contrary very bad for our plans. 464 00:32:50,776 --> 00:32:54,750 So, how can I use your mistake to communicate this to all your coworkers? 465 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:59,546 Listen, sir, I will do anything. I will give anything to make this right. 466 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,543 I know you will. 467 00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:19,900 You're bibbing me? 468 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:35,496 Do you know what you can give us, doctor? 469 00:33:36,287 --> 00:33:37,872 Your example. 470 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,550 - What's happening now? - Wait. 471 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:50,266 Now, doc. It's time. 472 00:33:56,593 --> 00:33:59,506 Now I have officially seen it all. 473 00:33:59,507 --> 00:34:03,885 - Bobby, what is it? - He's making the doctor eat himself. 474 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,087 - What? - He's... 475 00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:17,204 They got him. 476 00:34:18,452 --> 00:34:20,833 Dean, there are at least four Leviathans out there. 477 00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:23,522 We don't even know how to kill one. 478 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:32,835 Well, it'll be quite a shock when we walk in through the front door, won't it? 479 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:36,228 We'll have the jet on standby at O'Hare. 480 00:34:36,229 --> 00:34:38,552 Thursday morning, you close on the land acquisition in Gleason. 481 00:34:38,553 --> 00:34:42,813 - Fine. - And this came this afternoon. 482 00:34:42,814 --> 00:34:45,645 - Sotheby's. - Outstanding! 483 00:34:45,646 --> 00:34:47,573 Thank you, Susan. 484 00:34:48,314 --> 00:34:49,968 Oh, and Susan? 485 00:35:03,286 --> 00:35:05,535 No, you're not tied up. Why waste the effort? 486 00:35:05,536 --> 00:35:08,789 We both know that you're not gonna get past me. How's your head? 487 00:35:09,528 --> 00:35:11,362 So you got Dick Roman. 488 00:35:11,959 --> 00:35:14,081 We can have whoever we want. 489 00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,914 We could have you, for example. 490 00:35:15,915 --> 00:35:19,556 - If you were worth the effort. - Oh, you're hurting my feelings. 491 00:35:19,557 --> 00:35:23,315 Well, it's a hard world, Bob. It's an us-eat-dog world. 492 00:35:23,316 --> 00:35:27,053 - What do you got there? - Winning bid at auction. 493 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,584 Beautiful. 494 00:35:32,938 --> 00:35:36,197 Known for their peerless sighting. 495 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:41,743 - I imagine you appreciate guns. - I'd appreciate one right about now. 496 00:35:43,161 --> 00:35:45,800 But I mean the machine, the idea. 497 00:35:46,161 --> 00:35:51,205 Just one of your species most inspired inventions. I mean it. I really think you guys have spunk. 498 00:35:51,206 --> 00:35:54,735 You're like a planet of just the cutest little engines that could. 499 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,236 But... 500 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,803 like the late, great, actual Dick Roman used to say... 501 00:35:59,804 --> 00:36:03,725 to the whores he'd kick out of the presidential suite... 502 00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:07,740 cute don't quite hack it, sugar. 503 00:36:08,144 --> 00:36:10,415 Oh, let's just cut to the chase. 504 00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:13,786 I clearly ain't worth the extra time I'm getting here. 505 00:36:14,358 --> 00:36:16,363 I'm gonna eat you, Bob. 506 00:36:18,481 --> 00:36:22,031 Yes. But I like my meals prepared. 507 00:36:22,032 --> 00:36:24,037 Besides, holding on to you could pay big dividends. 508 00:36:24,038 --> 00:36:27,876 I bet your friends are on their way to rescue the damsel. 509 00:36:27,877 --> 00:36:29,704 Nah, they're too smart. 510 00:36:30,002 --> 00:36:34,844 They know they don't have the numbers. It'd be suicide. I've run my race. 511 00:36:35,075 --> 00:36:36,616 Could die worse. 512 00:37:06,827 --> 00:37:08,739 I'd stay in the chair. 513 00:37:45,445 --> 00:37:47,840 Okay, sons of bitches. 514 00:37:47,919 --> 00:37:50,454 See what you're up to now. 515 00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:53,185 You're coming with me. 516 00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:17,173 Sam... 517 00:38:17,174 --> 00:38:21,206 that is not how we communicate from a place of yes. 518 00:38:22,515 --> 00:38:26,474 That was bracing. Where'd you kids find this stuff? 519 00:38:29,038 --> 00:38:30,538 Hey! 520 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,675 That's mine. 521 00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:36,687 Go! Go! 522 00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:41,128 Would you stop it with that stuff? 523 00:38:48,315 --> 00:38:50,456 Damn it, where's Bobby? 524 00:38:58,418 --> 00:39:01,541 Bobby! Come on! Come on! Come on! 525 00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:05,377 Go! Go! 526 00:39:17,373 --> 00:39:19,453 Son of a bitch! 527 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,343 I'm glad you got in. 528 00:39:21,344 --> 00:39:23,744 He almost took your freaking head off. 529 00:39:24,497 --> 00:39:27,356 Hey, Bobby, your hat. 530 00:39:34,509 --> 00:39:36,009 Bobby? 531 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,326 - Oh, God. Bobby?! - Bobby?! 532 00:39:39,326 --> 00:39:40,754 Bobby?! 533 00:39:41,336 --> 00:39:42,447 Bobby?! 534 00:39:47,207 --> 00:39:50,390 ~ exklusiv für www.SubCentral.de ~