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You can't stop any of us.
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We can't be killed,
you stupid little chewtoys.
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These things are smarter
than you.
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You don't have a clue
how to kill 'em
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or slow 'em down, and
your plan is what,
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go right at 'em?
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We've been
a little busy.
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Hunting Leviathan.
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You met Dick yet?
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I'd sooner swim through
hot garbage than shake hands
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with a bottom-feeding
mutation like you.
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I'd never work with you,
Crowley.
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I hate the bastard.
Squash 'em all.
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You need to see a fella
named Frank Devereaux.
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Bobby Singer sent us.
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Or not. Who?
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We just need you to get us
further off the grid,
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but keep us
on the board.
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Wipe all your old aliases.
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Change your phones
on a very frequent
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non-schedule schedule,
you understand?
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You can't just
look me in the face
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and tell me you're fine.
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- You want me to be honest?
- Yeah.
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I don't like lying to you.
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You know,
it doesn't feel right.
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So, yeah, you got me there.
I been climbing walls.
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I know how that is.
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Good night, sweetie.
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This is Nature Sounds'
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"Sounds of Nature,"
Volume 4, "Soothing Seas."
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What the hell?
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Leanne!
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Stay away.
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♪ Supernatural 7x09 ♪
How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters
Original Air Date on November 18, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Did you strip enough wire?
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Yes, I stripped
enough wire.
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All right.
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See? Told you.
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Well, isn't this cozy?
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Well, I'm taking page
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out of Frank Devereaux's Bible
on this.
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Everybody's out
to get you --
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paranoia is just
plain common sense.
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Weeks, guys. Weeks.
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We've been living
with cold showers,
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cold Hot Pockets,
cold freaking everything.
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I mean, this is the bottom
that we're living in.
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You guys get that, right?
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How many big mouths
are out there,
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running card traces,
like Chet,
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or hunting us down
God knows what ways?
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No, now's not the time
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to be laying our bed rolls out
on the grid.
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Not if we can help it.
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That's just great.
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This is stupid.
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Our quality of life
is crap.
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We got Purgatory's
least wanted everywhere,
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and we're on our third
"The World's Screwed" issue
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in, what, three years?
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We've steered the bus away
from the cliff twice already.
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Someone's got to do it.
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What if the bus
wants to go over the cliff?
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You think the world
wants to end?
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I think that
if we didn't take its belt
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and all its pens away
each year
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that, yeah,
the whole enchilada
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would have offed
itself already.
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Stop trying to wrestle
with the big picture, son.
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You're gonna hurt your head.
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So, what's the guff?
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Well, uh, there have been
a rash of sightings
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all over the southern
pine barrens --
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a strange, fast-moving,
human-like creature.
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Locals even have
a name for it.
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The Jersey Devil?
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I thought that was just
local tall-tale crap.
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The area's history
of sightings
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goes back
more than two centuries.
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Some accounts gave it bat wings,
others horns,
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a...a tail.
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And, uh, oh, yeah,
a horse's head.
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The sketch looks more like
a Chewbacca head.
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Sounds kind of mixed-up.
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Yeah, kind of like it should be
fighting a Japanese robot.
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Well, mixed-up or not,
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it sounds like it might
just have a body count.
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"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
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Yeah.
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Something hung a camper
up in a tree,
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then ate him alive right
through his sleeping bag.
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His wife
hasn't been seen, either.
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Plus, there have been
four other missing persons
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reported in
the last three weeks.
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State troopers -- get this --
are saying it's a rogue bear.
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Yeah, of course,
when was the last time
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you saw a bear string up
its own piñata?
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Something's out there
in the woods.
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Hey, we're going honest to
goodness wilderness hunting.
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I haven't used my .30-30
in a while.
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Okay, Davey Crockett,
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well, safari's gonna have
to wait till tomorrow
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and after
our suit-and-tie dance.
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We'll make sure this is not just
some backwoods crackhead
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who likes to roll glampers.
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What the hell's
a glamper?
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Sam?
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High-end camper.
TV, A.C., Wi-Fi.
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Back to nature,
zero inconvenience.
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That's idiotic.
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Yeah.
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Some people just don't
know how to live.
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So, Ranger Evans --
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Oh, uh,
you can call me Rick.
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Ranger Rick.
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Uh, you were the one who found
Mitchell Rayburn, correct?
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The human burrito.
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State police have it down
as a bear attack.
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Yeah, I read
what the state police says.
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That was no rogue brown.
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Apparently, some others
reported seeing something
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a little,
you know, weirder.
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You know,
I've been a ranger for 12 years.
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Tell you the truth,
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we have no idea
what's out there.
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Big.
Lot of trees and whatnot.
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Tell you this, though.
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You got to respect
mother nature.
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You respect her,
or she's gonna string you up,
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and she'll eat your ass
right through the Gore-Tex.
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So you're thinking
it's mother nature?
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See, me and Phil,
we've been finding, uh,
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something's leftovers
for weeks --
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deer remains, badger,
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missing pets.
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Who's Phil?
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Assistant Chief Ranger.
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Come to think of it,
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I haven't seen Phil
in a couple of days.
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He's supposed to call
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from whatever station
he's checking off.
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But you think maybe
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your assistant chief ranger
might be missing?
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I should probably
report that.
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Oh. Excuse us.
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Well, you, uh...
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Enjoy your lunch...
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Ranger Rick.
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So?
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Well, I took a look
at the cadaver --
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what's left of it.
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Not a happy camper.
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Don't have any stats
on a Jersey Devil,
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but the bite radius
on the vic's wounds --
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it's too small
for a Leviathan.
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And he's still got a ventricle
and some change,
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so I doubt
we're talking werewolf.
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And a wendigo
don't leave no scraps.
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Hmm. Lunch?
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Starving.
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Hey! Uh, Brandon.
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We grab a booth?
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Hey, uh, douchewad,
a hostess will seat you.
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Do I look like
a freaking hostess?
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Do you want
to look like a hostess?
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That didn't really make sense,
what you...said.
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What was that?
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00:09:05,216 --> 00:09:08,668
I sure hope we don't get
Brandon's section.
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Sidewinder soup and salad combo
goes to big bird.
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TDK slammer to Ken Doll.
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And a little heart-smart
for creepy uncle.
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What is your problem?
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You are my problem!
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Oh, Brandon's got his flare
all up in a bunch.
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Yeah.
There goes his 18%.
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Anyway,
the chief ranger --
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I don't think he believes
in the Jersey Devil.
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Oh, by the way, did he seem
a little, uh, stoned to you?
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Ranger Rick? Yeah.
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Definitely growing his own
on the back 40
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and smoking
all the profits.
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He did seem to think
that there was something --
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Oh,
that is good sandwich.
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What the hell
did you get?
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New pepperjack
Turducken Slammer --
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limited time only.
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Bunch of birds shoved up
inside each other.
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00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:04,057
Shouldn't play God
like that.
193
00:10:04,108 --> 00:10:05,558
Hey, don't look at me sideways
from that --
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00:10:05,609 --> 00:10:07,010
that Chinese chicken geezer
salad there, okay?
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00:10:07,077 --> 00:10:08,761
This is awesome.
196
00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,931
Like the perfect storm of
your top-three edible birds.
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00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:17,737
All right, anyways, um...
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00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:19,289
The ranger did seem to think
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00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:21,374
there was something
out in Wharton Forest.
200
00:10:21,441 --> 00:10:22,909
Well, then I'd say
it's safari time.
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00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,411
Look at her!
You're telling me she's not fat?
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00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:27,831
No, no. Up yours, Mike.
203
00:10:27,915 --> 00:10:29,382
Shove it right up yours!
204
00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:36,455
Well, anyway, back to bigger
and better things.
205
00:11:09,489 --> 00:11:12,658
Couple of bucks.
206
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,211
Head-butting
over turf probably.
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00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:17,430
Pretty sure
the other fella won.
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00:11:26,557 --> 00:11:28,224
I guess I forgot.
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00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:33,029
Before you were a hunter,
you were actually a...hunter.
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00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:36,349
Yeah, well, we shot our dinner
when I was a kid.
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00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,684
You used to take us hunting.
Remember?
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00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,703
Dad had a case,
he'd just dump us on you.
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00:11:40,788 --> 00:11:42,322
Shoot,
you must have taught us
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00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:44,207
most of the outdoor tracking
we know.
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00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,377
Yeah, what I could get
to stick.
216
00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:48,912
I never could get
you little grubs
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to pull a trigger
on a single deer.
218
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:52,248
Talking about Bambi,
man.
219
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,250
You don't shoot Bambi,
jackass.
220
00:11:55,719 --> 00:11:57,036
You shoot Bambi's mother.
221
00:12:07,982 --> 00:12:09,899
Well,
looks like we found Phil.
222
00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,025
Special agents.
223
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,245
Listen, I got your call.
224
00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:25,031
But I'm not sure I got
what you were saying.
225
00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:32,571
Hey.
I think we found Phil.
226
00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:34,674
That's what I said.
227
00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:36,909
Uh, I should probably
call this in.
228
00:12:39,763 --> 00:12:42,081
Yeah, yeah.
Solid move, Rick.
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00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:55,895
Uh, this is Ranger Evans
up at Acher's Point. Come in.
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00:12:57,982 --> 00:13:01,131
Uh, repeat.
This is Chief Ranger Evans.
231
00:13:01,898 --> 00:13:03,899
I have a situation
out at Acher's Point.
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00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:06,835
Ranger,
I think we've got company.
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00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:08,337
Yeah? Who's that?
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00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:13,155
Ranger!
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00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:18,616
Ranger Evans!
236
00:13:20,331 --> 00:13:22,332
Ranger!
237
00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:30,307
It's got him
up in the trees.
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00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:35,729
- Lights off.
- What?
239
00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:37,464
Wait, Bobby, you think
that's really a good idea?
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00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:40,067
Shut up, shut off,
and listen.
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00:13:46,224 --> 00:13:49,026
Damn thing is eating Rick.
242
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,194
Man, I liked Rick.
243
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:10,264
Wow.
Nice shot, Bobby.
244
00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:11,648
Seriously.
245
00:14:11,716 --> 00:14:13,833
We all got our gifts.
246
00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:28,649
What about the rest
of Ranger Rick?
247
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:33,036
Ranger called in his 10-20.
His own will find him.
248
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:35,172
We got crap to do.
249
00:14:47,201 --> 00:14:49,686
Built like a supermodel,
but the thing was strong.
250
00:14:49,754 --> 00:14:51,755
That's for damn sure.
251
00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:54,691
Carried a full-grown man
up a tree in nothing flat.
252
00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:57,344
But it only took one bullet
to bring it down.
253
00:14:57,395 --> 00:15:00,230
And not even a silver bullet,
just a bullet-bullet.
254
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:12,693
Whew!
255
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:15,579
First one
must have just stunned it.
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00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:22,536
All right, well, let's check
its Hulk pants for some I.D.
257
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:30,410
Oh, that is just gonna
ruin the leather.
258
00:15:34,465 --> 00:15:35,465
Are you feeling okay?
259
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:37,017
Yeah, I feel great.
260
00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:38,852
Gerald Browder,
261
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:43,590
uh, lived here in town, 5'9",
brown hair and blue eyes...
262
00:15:43,658 --> 00:15:45,425
235 pounds.
263
00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:47,761
Whoa.
264
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:51,782
Well, apparently,
he's lost a little pudge.
265
00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:58,155
Maybe it's a-a lap-band
side effect.
266
00:16:14,555 --> 00:16:18,091
What the hell?
267
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:22,479
I think we better have a look
under Gerald's hood.
268
00:16:24,899 --> 00:16:26,900
God!
269
00:16:26,967 --> 00:16:29,987
Its organs are swimming
in the stuff.
270
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:31,855
You guys getting hungry?
271
00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:35,075
I'm hungry.
272
00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:38,645
What's that?
273
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:41,114
His stomach.
274
00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:42,366
For a guy on a diet,
275
00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:44,501
Gerry here packed it in
pretty good.
276
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:46,203
That's human right there.
277
00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:48,205
That's fresh Rick.
278
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:49,840
Let's see.
279
00:16:49,924 --> 00:16:52,709
Plus...
280
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,761
Pine cone?
281
00:16:57,498 --> 00:16:59,516
Pack of gum
in the wrapper.
282
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,638
That's -- that's older.
283
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:07,541
Maybe like a --
maybe Ranger Phil or the camper.
284
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:09,109
What's that?
285
00:17:09,176 --> 00:17:10,577
Looks like a --
286
00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:12,345
yeah, that's a --
that's a cat's head.
287
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:16,650
A glamper or two
is one thing,
288
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,402
but you got to be damn hungry
to eat a cat's head.
289
00:17:18,486 --> 00:17:21,020
Mm-hmm.
290
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,860
Well, lookit here.
291
00:17:26,911 --> 00:17:30,130
I'm no Dr. Oz, but...
292
00:17:30,197 --> 00:17:32,699
I think
that's his adrenal glands.
293
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,585
Okay. And?
294
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,221
Meant to be the size
of hotel bar soap...
295
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,173
And bright orange.
296
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:43,510
Ooh.
297
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,846
All right, that might help
explain the strength.
298
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:48,515
Um, but whatever this thing is,
it's not the Jersey Devil,
299
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:50,817
but it sure as hell
ain't Gerald Browder anymore.
300
00:17:50,885 --> 00:17:53,052
Okay, guys, seriously.
301
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,323
It's time for dinner?
302
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:08,935
Gerald Browder, 35,
self-employed.
303
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,404
Air-conditioning
repairman.
304
00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:11,722
Missing person
number three.
305
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:12,989
Disappeared
eight days ago.
306
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,708
Well, that explains
all the people
307
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:16,526
who got eaten
in the last eight days.
308
00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:17,844
Yeah.
309
00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:19,763
Question is,
what happened to him?
310
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,425
Dean.
311
00:18:32,477 --> 00:18:35,061
Uh, so,
what do you think?
312
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,330
I'm not that worried
about it.
313
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:39,449
Excuse me?
314
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:42,285
That's funny, right?
315
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,821
I could give two shakes
of a rat's ass.
316
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,657
Is that right?
317
00:18:47,742 --> 00:18:51,128
Do rats shake their ass,
or is it something else?
318
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:53,296
Eh.
319
00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:18,021
Give me that.
320
00:19:18,105 --> 00:19:19,823
Whoa, whoa! Why?!
321
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:25,362
There's some funky chicken in
the TDK Slammer, ain't there?
322
00:19:25,446 --> 00:19:26,813
Yeah.
323
00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:31,034
This is stupid.
324
00:19:31,118 --> 00:19:33,820
My sandwich
didn't do anything.
325
00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:36,289
I don't know what you think
you're gonna find.
326
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,341
There's something wrong
with you, Dean.
327
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:41,678
Are you kidding?
I'm fine!
328
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,049
I --
I actually feel great.
329
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:50,520
The best I've felt
in a couple months.
330
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,606
Cass? Black goo?
331
00:19:52,673 --> 00:19:54,224
I don't even care anymore.
332
00:19:54,308 --> 00:19:56,226
And you know
what's even better?
333
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,011
I don't care
that I don't care.
334
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:02,015
I just want
my damn slammer back.
335
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:04,951
Dude,
you are completely stoned,
336
00:20:05,019 --> 00:20:06,870
just like
Ranger Rick was.
337
00:20:06,954 --> 00:20:09,489
Just like the dinner rush
back at Biggerson's.
338
00:20:09,557 --> 00:20:12,042
And everybody's loving
the Turducken.
339
00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:16,296
I think you pissed off
my sandwich.
340
00:20:20,251 --> 00:20:23,803
That -- that's in me?
341
00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:25,371
O-only half of it.
342
00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,457
Does that snot
look familiar?
343
00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:30,877
Okay, so whatever turned
Gerry Browder into a pumpkin head...
344
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:33,730
And is currently turning Dean
into an idiot --
345
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:35,381
I'm right here.
Right here.
346
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,268
Is in the Turducken Slammer
at Biggerson's.
347
00:20:38,352 --> 00:20:39,886
Yeah.
It's in the meat.
348
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:46,276
If I wasn't so chilled out
right now, I would puke.
349
00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:57,370
How's he doing?
350
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,293
He's sleeping it off.
351
00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:05,295
Tryptophan coma.
352
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,748
So,
you think he's okay?
353
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,216
Yeah, he's all right.
354
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,768
Good.
355
00:21:11,852 --> 00:21:13,586
So you don't worry
about him?
356
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:14,754
What do you mean?
357
00:21:14,805 --> 00:21:16,856
Before the turducken?
358
00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:19,693
Yeah. Yeah,
I kind of mean more like, uh...
359
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,929
More like
ever since my head broke...
360
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,147
And we lost Cass.
361
00:21:24,231 --> 00:21:26,432
I mean,
you ever feel like he's --
362
00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:28,151
he's going through
the same motions
363
00:21:28,235 --> 00:21:29,986
but he's not the same Dean,
you know?
364
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,488
How could he be?
365
00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:33,823
Right, yeah,
but what if --
366
00:21:33,908 --> 00:21:35,909
What if what, Sam?
367
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:38,461
You know,
you worry about him.
368
00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,997
All he does
is worry about you.
369
00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:43,750
Who's left to live
their own life here?
370
00:21:43,818 --> 00:21:45,135
The two of you --
371
00:21:45,219 --> 00:21:48,054
aren't you full up
just playing snuffleupagus
372
00:21:48,122 --> 00:21:50,173
with the devil
all the live long?
373
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,896
I don't know, Bobby.
Seeing Lucifer's fine with me.
374
00:21:56,964 --> 00:21:59,582
Come again?
375
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:01,467
Look,
I'm not saying it's fun.
376
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:03,236
I mean,
to be honest with you,
377
00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:05,572
I kind of see it
as the best-case scenario.
378
00:22:05,639 --> 00:22:07,857
I mean...
379
00:22:07,942 --> 00:22:12,579
At least all my crazy's
under one umbrella, you know?
380
00:22:12,646 --> 00:22:15,782
I kind of know
what I'm dealing with.
381
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:19,436
A lot of people
got it worse.
382
00:22:19,503 --> 00:22:22,589
You always were one deep
little son of a bitch.
383
00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:25,075
Wait, wait, wait.
384
00:22:25,142 --> 00:22:27,043
Here we go.
385
00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:55,021
Well, I guess
we follow him.
386
00:23:41,902 --> 00:23:44,587
That's weird, right?
387
00:23:44,672 --> 00:23:46,589
I mean, national franchise
like Biggerson's
388
00:23:46,674 --> 00:23:48,007
getting meat from a place
389
00:23:48,075 --> 00:23:50,794
that looks like it wholesales
Hong Kong knockoffs.
390
00:23:50,878 --> 00:23:53,880
Okay. Yeah.
It's a little weird.
391
00:23:53,931 --> 00:23:55,381
All right, well,
392
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:57,467
I guess we wait
till they close up shop,
393
00:23:57,551 --> 00:23:58,751
go take a look around?
394
00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:01,187
Hang on.
395
00:24:09,346 --> 00:24:11,014
No.
396
00:24:22,109 --> 00:24:23,777
Edgar.
397
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:26,846
Leviathans.
398
00:24:34,722 --> 00:24:36,356
Son of a bitch.
399
00:24:36,423 --> 00:24:39,309
What the hell
is going on?
400
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,533
Put him with the others,
if you don't mind.
401
00:24:56,652 --> 00:25:00,506
Edgar. Follow me.
402
00:25:00,590 --> 00:25:02,508
I've been so busy
with this experiment,
403
00:25:02,592 --> 00:25:04,710
I didn't even realize
you were back.
404
00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:06,178
It's, uh, big stuff.
405
00:25:06,262 --> 00:25:08,380
I'm back
because of the experiment.
406
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:09,598
What's happening?
407
00:25:09,665 --> 00:25:11,833
You said you were
refining the formula.
408
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,169
Yes. Absolutely.
And it's going great.
409
00:25:14,237 --> 00:25:17,005
The absorption rate is up
in lower concentrations.
410
00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:19,641
But it didn't solve our little
issue with adverse reactions.
411
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,477
Well, no.
412
00:25:21,528 --> 00:25:23,428
Not 100%.
413
00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:38,026
Burn them.
414
00:25:38,094 --> 00:25:40,045
What?
415
00:25:40,129 --> 00:25:41,380
But they represent
crucial test data.
416
00:25:41,464 --> 00:25:43,382
Where the additive formula
went wrong,
417
00:25:43,466 --> 00:25:45,217
where my initial
projections failed.
418
00:25:45,301 --> 00:25:47,503
Dick is coming.
419
00:25:51,707 --> 00:25:52,591
Burn them.
420
00:26:03,236 --> 00:26:05,604
There's nothing happening
back here at all.
421
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:06,688
Yeah, okay, Sam.
422
00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:08,323
Well,
they're pretty dug in,
423
00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:10,826
so why don't you finish circling
and head on back?
424
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:15,914
How's your head?
425
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:20,252
Well, I think the slammer's
pretty much wore off.
426
00:26:20,336 --> 00:26:22,538
In between that
and the 20 cups of coffee,
427
00:26:22,589 --> 00:26:24,373
I'm nicely tense
and alarmed.
428
00:26:24,424 --> 00:26:25,841
I wasn't talking
about that.
429
00:26:27,677 --> 00:26:28,877
Oh, Bobby, don't --
430
00:26:28,928 --> 00:26:31,463
don't go all Sigmund Freud
on me right now, okay?
431
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,415
I just got drugged
by a sandwich.
432
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,718
I want to talk
about your new party line.
433
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,186
Party line?
434
00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:41,189
What are you talking about?
I don't even vote.
435
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:43,358
"The world's
a suicide case.
436
00:26:43,426 --> 00:26:46,094
We save it,
it just steals more pills"?
437
00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:48,063
Bobby, I'm here, okay?
I'm on the case.
438
00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:49,264
What's the problem?
439
00:26:49,315 --> 00:26:51,766
I've seen a lot of hunters
live and die.
440
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:53,468
You're starting to talk like
one of the dead ones, Dean.
441
00:26:53,536 --> 00:26:56,271
No, I'm talking
the way a person talks
442
00:26:56,322 --> 00:26:59,124
when they've had it,
when they can't figure out
443
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,209
why they used to think
all this mattered.
444
00:27:01,277 --> 00:27:03,211
Oh, you poor, sorry...
445
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:07,165
You're not a person.
446
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,133
Thanks.
447
00:27:08,217 --> 00:27:09,585
Come on, now.
448
00:27:09,636 --> 00:27:11,453
You tried to hang it up
449
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:14,006
and be a person
with Lisa and Ben.
450
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,474
And now here you are
451
00:27:15,558 --> 00:27:18,226
with a mean old coot
and a van full of guns.
452
00:27:18,294 --> 00:27:20,228
That ain't
person behavior, son.
453
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:21,796
You're a hunter,
454
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,566
meaning you're whatever the job
you're doing today.
455
00:27:24,634 --> 00:27:26,935
Now, you get a case
of the Anne Sextons,
456
00:27:26,986 --> 00:27:28,604
something's gonna
come up behind you
457
00:27:28,655 --> 00:27:30,389
and rip
your fool head off.
458
00:27:30,456 --> 00:27:33,325
Now, you find your reasons
to get back in the game.
459
00:27:33,409 --> 00:27:36,144
I don't care if it's love
or spite or a $10 bet.
460
00:27:36,195 --> 00:27:38,597
I've been to enough funerals.
I mean it.
461
00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:44,753
You die before me,
and I'll kill you.
462
00:27:47,156 --> 00:27:48,840
We need to scrape
some money together,
463
00:27:48,925 --> 00:27:50,208
get you a condo
or something.
464
00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:54,463
Hey.
Something's up.
465
00:28:06,526 --> 00:28:10,228
Well, I'll be a squirrel
in a skirt.
466
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,898
It's Dick frigging Roman.
467
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,817
What? Who the hell
is Dick frigging Roman?
468
00:28:15,868 --> 00:28:17,035
Billionaire Dick Roman,
469
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,687
seen here at
a recent press conference,
470
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,489
has been on the
corporate-takeover warpath
471
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:23,659
in the last several months
and shows no signs of relenting.
472
00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:26,044
I believe in good old
American values,
473
00:28:26,129 --> 00:28:27,462
like unlimited growth.
474
00:28:27,530 --> 00:28:29,331
But it's like I always say --
475
00:28:29,382 --> 00:28:32,534
if you want to win,
then you got to be the shark.
476
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,136
And a shark's got to eat.
477
00:28:34,203 --> 00:28:36,037
Well, that's a great question.
478
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,306
Yes, we have made
new acquisitions.
479
00:28:38,374 --> 00:28:40,709
I don't believe
in hostile takeovers.
480
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,212
I believe in merging...
and coming out on top.
481
00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:46,765
Whether at the helm of
his America's cup-winning yacht
482
00:28:46,849 --> 00:28:48,767
or one of his
Fortune 500 companies,
483
00:28:48,835 --> 00:28:51,069
Roman has never shied away
from the spotlight.
484
00:28:51,154 --> 00:28:53,689
Roman's record-breaking series
of motivational seminars,
485
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:55,073
"When in Rome," have outsold
486
00:28:55,158 --> 00:28:57,325
every other money-making program
on the market.
487
00:28:57,393 --> 00:28:59,060
A vocal member of the NRA
488
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:00,862
and a steadfast supporter
of the second amendment,
489
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,397
Roman has started attracting
490
00:29:02,448 --> 00:29:04,899
some conservative
political attention, as well.
491
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:07,736
Roman is ruthless,
but good-looking.
492
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,255
I think he'll make
a great candidate.
493
00:29:10,339 --> 00:29:11,707
Another great question.
494
00:29:11,758 --> 00:29:14,843
No, I am not running for
political office at this time.
495
00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:17,763
But I do have
a number-one bestseller.
496
00:29:17,847 --> 00:29:20,215
Holy crap.
497
00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:21,916
What the hell is that?
498
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,018
That's one of the top 50
499
00:29:23,085 --> 00:29:24,636
most powerful men
in America, Dean.
500
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,972
Says here top 35
as of last month.
501
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:29,924
Now it's all
making sense.
502
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,643
Remember when Crowley kept
going on about hating Dick?
503
00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:35,230
I thought he was just
being general. Pfft!
504
00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:36,798
Well,
if the Leviathan got to him,
505
00:29:36,866 --> 00:29:39,317
then that means they're playing
on a much bigger board
506
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:40,819
than we were thinking.
507
00:29:40,903 --> 00:29:43,772
So what, then? I mean,
we can't exactly outgun them.
508
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,907
No, but we got
the drop on them.
509
00:29:45,975 --> 00:29:47,776
Means we got a chance
to figure out
510
00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:49,628
what these guys
are really doing here.
511
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:54,299
Whoa.
Where'd you get that mother?
512
00:29:54,383 --> 00:29:56,218
It's on loan from
Frank's big brother collection.
513
00:29:56,285 --> 00:29:58,386
It'll pick up
vocal vibrations
514
00:29:58,454 --> 00:30:00,472
from window glass
at half a mile.
515
00:30:02,508 --> 00:30:03,975
Well, it's time to find out
516
00:30:04,060 --> 00:30:06,027
what these ugly bastards
are up to.
517
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:09,130
[ Rossini's "William Tell
Overture: Call to Cows" plays ]
518
00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:14,736
The patient is put
under general anesthesia.
519
00:30:14,804 --> 00:30:16,655
The eye is immobilized,
520
00:30:16,739 --> 00:30:20,192
then a scalpel is used
to sever the optic nerve.
521
00:30:26,749 --> 00:30:28,784
The food additive
that I've introduced
522
00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:32,037
into the Turducken has a
near-100% rate of effectiveness.
523
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:33,789
Once the subject tries it,
524
00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:36,041
they crave more
within a few hours.
525
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:38,927
With the very first dose,
it starts to work on their DNA,
526
00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:41,296
slowing their metabolism,
causing weight gain,
527
00:30:41,347 --> 00:30:43,298
and dampening
their emotional range,
528
00:30:43,349 --> 00:30:45,267
which makes them
perfectly complacent.
529
00:30:45,334 --> 00:30:46,835
As you can see,
530
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:51,056
they have yet to notice that
grandma is no longer with us.
531
00:30:55,528 --> 00:30:57,696
True, if you leave out
a cooked patty
532
00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:58,980
for more than an hour,
533
00:30:59,031 --> 00:31:00,982
it reverts back
to a somewhat, uh,
534
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,234
unappealing state,
535
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,569
but I have yet to have a case
of leftovers.
536
00:31:04,637 --> 00:31:05,954
You know what I love?
537
00:31:06,021 --> 00:31:09,040
I mean, besides handball
and a really crisp Chardonnay.
538
00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:11,192
I love progress.
539
00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:13,361
And I know that progress comes
from collaboration,
540
00:31:13,412 --> 00:31:15,630
which is what makes moments
like this so thrilling.
541
00:31:15,698 --> 00:31:17,999
I am so glad
to hear you say that.
542
00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:20,385
Now, what can you tell me
about your failures?
543
00:31:20,469 --> 00:31:21,386
Hmm? My...
544
00:31:23,723 --> 00:31:25,924
The ones that went off
the rails
545
00:31:26,008 --> 00:31:28,710
after they ate
your little treats.
546
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:31,396
I, um...
They're, uh...
547
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,215
- They've been very instructive.
- No.
548
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,101
See, I asked
for complacency.
549
00:31:36,169 --> 00:31:37,686
Not complacency
550
00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:40,605
and a 0.03% margin of
hyperadrenalized cannibalism.
551
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,191
I will have this
under control.
552
00:31:43,242 --> 00:31:47,145
"Camping high season
harshed by human burrito"?
553
00:31:47,213 --> 00:31:48,396
Have I ever mentioned
how I feel
554
00:31:48,447 --> 00:31:51,616
about our little forays
making the papers?
555
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,119
But, again,
collaboration.
556
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,288
Progress.
557
00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,791
I want to turn
this little mistake
558
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,460
into a big fat
teachable moment.
559
00:32:02,545 --> 00:32:04,796
Will you help me
with that?
560
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,465
Well...Yes.
561
00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,950
Of course.
562
00:32:10,853 --> 00:32:12,387
Our side's still dead,
Bobby.
563
00:32:12,438 --> 00:32:13,855
Anything with you?
564
00:32:13,923 --> 00:32:15,974
Same here.
565
00:32:16,058 --> 00:32:19,978
I got -- hold on.
566
00:32:20,062 --> 00:32:23,148
Yeah, I got movement --
my side, second floor,
567
00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:24,282
meeting room.
568
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,867
And I'll reschedule
569
00:32:25,935 --> 00:32:27,268
with the Senator
for lunch Tuesday.
570
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,120
You can deal with the
archdiocese in the afternoon.
571
00:32:29,205 --> 00:32:30,455
Fine.
572
00:32:30,539 --> 00:32:31,907
Dick, please,
let me explain to you
573
00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:33,441
what our program
has to offer.
574
00:32:33,492 --> 00:32:36,711
No. Let me explain why we're
shutting your program down.
575
00:32:36,779 --> 00:32:38,496
We're shutting it down?
No, you can't --
576
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:41,082
I'm shutting it down
because of the one golden rule.
577
00:32:41,133 --> 00:32:42,217
Do you know it?
578
00:32:42,284 --> 00:32:43,802
Yes.
"Don't make the papers."
579
00:32:43,886 --> 00:32:45,053
And I promise that --
580
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,454
No, the golden rule is
581
00:32:46,505 --> 00:32:48,623
there's no such thing
as monsters.
582
00:32:48,674 --> 00:32:51,593
Anything stirs their little pots
to the contrary --
583
00:32:51,644 --> 00:32:52,928
very bad for our plans.
584
00:32:52,979 --> 00:32:54,729
So, how can I use
your mistake
585
00:32:54,797 --> 00:32:57,098
to communicate this
to all your coworkers?
586
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,850
Listen, sir,
I will do anything.
587
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,819
I will give anything
to make this right.
588
00:33:02,571 --> 00:33:05,740
I know you will.
589
00:33:18,988 --> 00:33:21,506
You're bibbing me?
590
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:36,938
Do you know what you can
give us, doctor?
591
00:33:38,307 --> 00:33:41,226
Your example.
592
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:47,115
What's happening now?
593
00:33:47,182 --> 00:33:48,566
Wait.
594
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:50,485
Now, Doc.
595
00:33:50,536 --> 00:33:53,121
It's time.
596
00:33:58,127 --> 00:34:01,629
Now I have officially
seen it all.
597
00:34:01,697 --> 00:34:02,998
Bobby, what is it?
598
00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:06,034
He's making the doctor
eat himself.
599
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:07,218
What?
600
00:34:07,303 --> 00:34:08,303
He's --
601
00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:20,568
They got him.
602
00:34:20,653 --> 00:34:23,354
Dean, there are at least
four Leviathans out there.
603
00:34:23,406 --> 00:34:25,323
We don't even know how
to kill one.
604
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,230
Well,
it'll be quite a shock
605
00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:34,416
when we walk in through
the front door, won't it?
606
00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:38,703
We'll have the jet
on standby at O'Hare.
607
00:34:38,754 --> 00:34:41,122
Thursday morning, you close on
the land acquisition in Gleason.
608
00:34:41,207 --> 00:34:42,841
Fine.
609
00:34:42,908 --> 00:34:45,243
And this came
this afternoon.
610
00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:47,846
- Sotheby's.
- Outstanding!
611
00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:50,515
Thank you, Susan.
612
00:34:50,582 --> 00:34:52,250
Oh, and, Susan?
613
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:53,601
Hmm?
614
00:34:53,686 --> 00:34:54,686
Uh, tuh-tuh.
615
00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:08,183
No, you're not tied up.
Why waste the effort?
616
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,984
We both know that
you're not gonna get past me.
617
00:35:10,069 --> 00:35:11,286
How's your head?
618
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,922
So you got Dick Roman.
619
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:16,658
We can have
whoever we want.
620
00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,543
We could have you,
for example.
621
00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,228
If you were
worth the effort.
622
00:35:20,296 --> 00:35:21,913
Oh, you're hurting
my feelings.
623
00:35:21,964 --> 00:35:23,715
Well,
it's a hard world, Bob.
624
00:35:23,782 --> 00:35:25,216
It's an us-eat-dog world.
625
00:35:25,284 --> 00:35:26,501
What do you got there?
626
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:29,237
Winning bid at auction.
627
00:35:32,224 --> 00:35:34,058
Beautiful.
628
00:35:35,794 --> 00:35:39,230
Known for
their peerless sighting.
629
00:35:39,298 --> 00:35:41,632
I imagine
you appreciate guns.
630
00:35:41,684 --> 00:35:43,268
I'd appreciate one
right about now.
631
00:35:43,319 --> 00:35:45,653
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.
632
00:35:45,738 --> 00:35:47,689
But I mean the machine,
the idea.
633
00:35:47,773 --> 00:35:51,442
Just one of your species'
most inspired inventions.
634
00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:53,578
I mean it. I really think
you guys have spunk.
635
00:35:53,646 --> 00:35:54,863
You're like a planet
636
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:57,198
of just the cutest little
engines that could.
637
00:35:57,283 --> 00:35:58,783
But...
638
00:35:58,834 --> 00:36:02,253
Like the late, great, actual
Dick Roman used to say
639
00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:05,456
to the whores he'd kick out
of the presidential suite...
640
00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:09,127
...Cute don't quite
hack it, sugar.
641
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,797
Oh, let's just
cut to the chase.
642
00:36:12,848 --> 00:36:16,351
I clearly ain't worth the extra
time I'm getting here.
643
00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:18,636
I'm gonna eat you, Bob.
644
00:36:20,723 --> 00:36:22,307
Yes.
645
00:36:22,358 --> 00:36:24,175
But I like
my meals prepared.
646
00:36:24,226 --> 00:36:27,061
Besides, holding on to you
could pay big dividends.
647
00:36:27,146 --> 00:36:30,281
I bet your friends are on their
way to rescue the damsel.
648
00:36:30,349 --> 00:36:31,849
Nah,
they're too smart.
649
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:34,035
They know
they don't have the numbers.
650
00:36:34,119 --> 00:36:35,853
It'd be suicide.
651
00:36:35,905 --> 00:36:40,291
I've run my race.
Could die worse.
652
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:13,197
I'd stay in the chair.
653
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,102
Okay, sons of bitches.
654
00:37:52,153 --> 00:37:54,788
See what you're up to now.
655
00:37:56,207 --> 00:38:12,389
You're coming with me.
656
00:38:19,430 --> 00:38:21,798
Sam...
657
00:38:21,850 --> 00:38:24,902
That is not how we communicate
from a place of yes.
658
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:27,738
That was bracing.
659
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,606
Where'd you kids
find this stuff?
660
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:33,861
Hey!
661
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:36,413
That's mine.
662
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:40,617
Go! Go!
663
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,588
Would you stop it
with that stuff?
664
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,381
Damn it, where's Bobby?
665
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,007
Bobby! Come on!
666
00:39:04,058 --> 00:39:05,225
Come on! Come on!
667
00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,363
Go! Go!
668
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:23,526
Son of a bitch!
669
00:39:23,578 --> 00:39:25,028
I'm glad you got in.
670
00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:27,915
He almost took
your freaking head off.
671
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:31,885
Hey, Bobby, your hat.
672
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,394
Bobby?
673
00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:41,678
Oh, God. Bobby?!
674
00:39:41,729 --> 00:39:43,430
Bobby?!
675
00:39:43,498 --> 00:39:46,350
Bobby?!
676
00:39:48,077 --> 00:39:52,077
== sync, corrected by elderman ==