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- Wah-Tah!
Huh!

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Huh!
Ya!

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Male announcer:
and now...

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- ♪ hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Doong, doong, doong, doong,
doong-Bowng, doo-Boom-Boom ♪

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♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪

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♪ Never seeking
glory or fame ♪

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♪ He climbed a mountaintop ♪

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♪ And earned
the dragon warrior name ♪

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Hoo!
Ah! Yah!

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♪ Kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Doong, da-Doong, doong,
shu-Gong, da-Doong, doong ♪

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♪ Master shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪

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♪ And master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪

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♪ Kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Doong, da-Doong, doong-Doong,
da-Doong, da-Da-Doong ♪

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♪ He lives,
and he trains ♪

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♪ And he fights
with the furious five ♪

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♪ Protect the valley
somethin', somethin' ♪

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♪ Somethin',
somethin' alive ♪

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Ooh, ah, ooh!

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♪ Kung fu panda ♪

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♪ Legends of awesomeness ♪

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Sweet.

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- Come on, mantis.
You have to eat something.

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- [Sighs]
i can't.

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My stomach feels like
i've been drinking

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From the cup
of heartbreak and sorrow.

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[Sighs]

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- Did you try salt?

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- It's not that.

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Mantis' girlfriend dumped him,
and now he won't eat.

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- [Sighs]

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She was the most beautiful
caterpillar you ever saw.

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Then one day, poof!
She becomes a butterfly.

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Now it's like
i don't even know her.

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- Romantic entanglements
upset one's chi.

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That's why i avoid them.

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- Yeah, that's the reason.

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- [Chuckling]
oh, man-Tis, you got to eat.

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No eat-Y, no energy.
No energy, no train-Y.

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- Because it's adorable?

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Ooh!

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I know just the dish to soothe
your tiny broken heart.

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Wha-Tah! Hoo-Ah!

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Need a few bean paste dumplings,
liberal portion of honey,

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Some sticky plum sauce,
extra sticky,

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And my own supersecret
ingredient...

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- isn't that
what we patch walls with?

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- So?

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Now we patch a broken heart.

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Now we just give it
a good stir, and voila!

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Po's famous sticky dumplings.

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Try one, mantis.

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- Thanks, po.

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Oof!

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[Muffled] i seem to be stuck
on your dumpling.

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- Oops.
[Chuckles]

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Guess i kind of went overboard
with the sticky.

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- [Grunting]

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Not...as much fun...
as it looks!

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[Grunts]

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- This is ridiculous.

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Here.

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[Both grunting]

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- Pull!

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Pull!

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[Loud crash]

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- Uh...

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- mealtime is over.

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Let's train.

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- Uh, but--
But i just made--

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I mean, it seems like
a shame to waste the--And--

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Uh, maybe i'll just...

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[screams]

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- Po!

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[Stammers]

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[Gulps]

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[Gulps]

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[Chains jangling]

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- [Sighs]

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- Excellent.

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Now, po, i--

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[Gasps]

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Panda, are you eating
in here?

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- [Chewing loudly]

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[Swallows]

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No.

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- We have rules about eating
in the training hall.

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- Is one of them
that we should?

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- [Sighs]

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That's enough training
for today.

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You're dismissed.

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Except for you,
dragon warrior.

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I have a special mission
for you.

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- Ah.
You guys go on.

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Special mission.

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- I would like
the dragon warrior...

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- yes?

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- To clean the entire
training hall by sunset.

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- Huh?

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[Groans]

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But, master shifu,
you don't understand.

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I was gonna...

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- yes?

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- I got nothin',

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So i thought
i'd just trail off like that.

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- Good decision.

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Now get to work,
and take care.

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This training hall
is a hallowed and special place.

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[Sleepy flute music]

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- [Swallowing]

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But first,
a little dragon warrior action.

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Hiy--Oh!

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Ah, stuck!

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The sticky dumplings.

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Might have made 'em
a bit too sticky.

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[Grunting]

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Kee-Yah!

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[Grunts]

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No!

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Oof!

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[Chain jangling]

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Uh-Oh.

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[Stammering]

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Ah! Ow!

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Ah!

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Oh-Hoo!

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Huh?

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The dumplings!

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Ah!

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Oh, no, the whole place!

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Noooo!

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Ah!

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[Cogs grinding]

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Ah!

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[Wood creaking]

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Uh, i broke the training hall.

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That's...kind of impressive

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And awful.

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I got to fix this
before shifu finds out.

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[Grunting]
almost.

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I've just got to...want it.

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Here we go now.

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[Grunting[
feel the thunder.

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Yeah, feel the thunder.

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Oof!

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You!

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I hope you're happy,
sticky dumpling.

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This is all your fault!

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Oh, i can't stay mad at you.

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[Gulps]

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[Gasps]
what's this?

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They must have made
the training hall.

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That's shifu's mark,
and that's taotie.

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[Gasps]
i'll get him to fix the hall!

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Hey, someone
could trip over this.

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[Rattling sound]

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[Sharp chinking sound]

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Ah!

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[Wire whipping]

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Whoa, that is so--

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Huh?

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Sweet!

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Wasn't so...

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[screaming]
bad!

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[Loud thud]

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[Grunts]

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Whew.

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[Dart whistles through air]

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Ah.

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[Gasping]

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Taotie?

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- Dad, it's for you.

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- What is the meaning of this?

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- Uh! Ow! Ow!

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Uh! Look,
i didn't come to fight.

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But if i did, just so you know,
i'm sort of the dragon warrior.

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You'd need more than a stick.

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[Blades chinking]

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Yeah, that'd do it.

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- [Whimpering nervously]

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Whoa, cool thingies.

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- Care for a closer look?

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My own inventions.

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- Nobody cares, dad.

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- Ah, no, that's plenty close.

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Look, i wouldn't bother you,
but...

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[chuckles nervously]
someone needs your help.

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- Who?

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- Shifu.

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<i>- Shifu seeks my assistance?</i>

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- Uh, yeah.

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He's like all, "get taotie.
He's the man."

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- That doesn't sound like shifu.

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- He's got a little cold.

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Anyway, the training hall
you guys built,

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It's kind of...broke.

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- What?

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That equipment was built
to last centuries.

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What kind of addlepated lummox
could've broken it?

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- No one knows.

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But, uh, between you and me,

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I think it was that
grasshopper-Lookin' guy.

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- And shifu sent for me?

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- You could say that.

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Or you could say that it would
be great if you fixed the hall

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Without anyone ever finding out.

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- Ah, now i understand.

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- [Slurping]

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I'm gonna take a nap.
[Yawns]

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Wake me
when you guys aren't lame.

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- Please excuse my son,
bian zao.

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He's just learning
the business.

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- Lame!

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- So will you do it?
Will you fix the training hall?

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- Anything
for my old friend shifu.

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- Who we're not gonna tell
anything about this to.

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- It'll be our secret.

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- Oh, what a relief.

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If you fix it,
this will be awesome.

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- Sounds great.

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Could you stand
on that "x" again?

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[Dart whistles through air]

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- Hmm?
Hmm.

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- This is too perfect, my son.

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Escorted into the jade palace
by the dragon warrior

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Right under that moron shifu's
pointy nose?

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[Laughs]

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- I thought you said shifu
is your friend.

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<i>- Was my friend.</i>

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Many years ago, shifu and i were
at the jade palace together,

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But i was never as good
as shifu.

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We thought better training
would do the trick,

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So we worked side by side
building the training hall--

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My finest achievement.

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But while it helped shifu
improve tremendously,

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I was still hopeless.

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I wanted to make up
for my lackings,

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So i devised ingenious
mechanical contrivances

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To compensate for my weak spots.

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I was so excited to show
my mechanical improvements

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To oogway and shifu.

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They looked at me with horror.

247
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My machines had sullied
the purity of kung fu.

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00:10:06,151 --> 00:10:07,884
Well, i have news for you:

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Kung fu is outdated
and useless!

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Which machinery comes power.

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Now this lumbering mountain
of black-And-White pudding

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Will take me right in.

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Once my machines and i
are victorious,

254
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The villagers will see
what true power is.

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They'll turn their backs
on kung fu

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And worship me like a god.

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- I'm not going.
[Slurping]

258
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- Just come.
You'll have fun.

259
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I will soon destroy
all who once opposed me!

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[Cackling evilly]

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- [Chuckling slowly]

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[Chuckling]

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Ah.

264
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So you guys ready to go?

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[Grunting]

266
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- Is this really necessary?

267
00:11:03,475 --> 00:11:05,208
- Yes, i told you.

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00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,142
- Ow!

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- Yikes.

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00:11:09,548 --> 00:11:10,547
Gah!

271
00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:12,382
Hey, you guys look great.

272
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,684
[Chuckles]
been working out?

273
00:11:14,686 --> 00:11:16,586
- Uh, no,
no one's been working out,

274
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,987
Because the training hall's
closed

275
00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:19,622
Till you finish cleaning it.

276
00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:23,059
- Oh, yeah, right, and that's
just what i'm gonna do

277
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:27,997
With this, uh--
This crate of giant...

278
00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:30,433
sponges.

279
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:32,202
So, uh, bye.

280
00:11:32,204 --> 00:11:33,369
[Grunts]

281
00:11:35,139 --> 00:11:36,873
- Ow!

282
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,975
- Okay, now,
we don't have much time, so--

283
00:11:38,977 --> 00:11:41,811
- Behold, my son, my greatest--

284
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:42,912
Wha--

285
00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:45,348
The training hall!
It's ruined!

286
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:49,185
Oh, my creation,
my beautiful creation.

287
00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:50,820
Oh, it's okay.

288
00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:52,755
I'm here now.

289
00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:54,324
Oh, oh!

290
00:11:54,326 --> 00:11:56,459
What did you do to it?

291
00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,628
- See what i've been
dealing with?

292
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,430
- Look, i told you, i--

293
00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:03,600
Look, we can go back and forth
over who did what and...

294
00:12:05,035 --> 00:12:06,903
okay, not so much
with the back-And-Forth,

295
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:09,572
But what's important is,
can you fix it?

296
00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,609
- Of course,
but for a job this big,

297
00:12:12,611 --> 00:12:15,378
I'm going to need special tools.

298
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,847
Do you have anything
of infinite power

299
00:12:17,849 --> 00:12:21,851
In the shape of an orb
that's made of jade?

300
00:12:21,853 --> 00:12:23,152
- No.

301
00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:26,789
We do have the jade orb
of infinite pow--Oh!

302
00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,524
Ah, but that's sacred,

303
00:12:28,526 --> 00:12:30,560
And it's only
for huge emergencies.

304
00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:33,696
- And what exactly
would you call this?

305
00:12:33,698 --> 00:12:35,198
- Good point.
I'll be right back.

306
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,400
Just remember
to stay out of sight.

307
00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:43,706
- Soon the jade palace
will be ours, my son.

308
00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,375
- Neat.

309
00:12:51,749 --> 00:12:56,552
- [Grunting]

310
00:12:56,554 --> 00:12:57,854
- Oh!

311
00:12:57,856 --> 00:12:59,322
- What are you doing?

312
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:01,591
- Uh, what--
What are you doing?

313
00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:03,259
I mean, stop looking
at my butt.

314
00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:05,261
I--I'm sensitive about it.

315
00:13:05,263 --> 00:13:07,497
- Oh, sorry, man.

316
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,367
- [Grunts]

317
00:13:14,204 --> 00:13:15,972
Uh, there you go.

318
00:13:15,974 --> 00:13:18,341
Now, if we can just
move things along in here,

319
00:13:18,343 --> 00:13:20,643
'Cause we're kind of
out of time.

320
00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:23,012
- Certainly.
Just keep everyone out.

321
00:13:23,014 --> 00:13:24,514
- Right. I'm on it.

322
00:13:24,516 --> 00:13:26,449
[Screams]

323
00:13:26,451 --> 00:13:27,517
- Jeez!

324
00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:30,320
- Mantis, uh,
what are you doing?

325
00:13:30,322 --> 00:13:31,454
- [Sighs]

326
00:13:31,456 --> 00:13:34,123
Drowning my sorrows
in a good workout.

327
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,725
- That's a terrible idea.

328
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,593
You know what you should do?

329
00:13:37,595 --> 00:13:40,630
Talk about it, like,
somewhere else

330
00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:42,799
And not right here.

331
00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:43,733
- [Sighs]

332
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,702
I miss my girlfriend so much.

333
00:13:45,704 --> 00:13:47,971
Everything i look at
reminds me of her,

334
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:50,673
Like that rock...

335
00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:52,342
or that butterfly.

336
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:53,543
- Actually, that's her.

337
00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:55,745
- I'm just getting my stuff.

338
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,647
- When does it stop,

339
00:13:57,649 --> 00:13:59,816
The hurting?

340
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,484
- [Gasps]

341
00:14:01,486 --> 00:14:02,585
Tigress!

342
00:14:02,587 --> 00:14:04,721
Good talk, buddy.
I feel better. Bye!

343
00:14:04,723 --> 00:14:05,855
Wha!

344
00:14:05,857 --> 00:14:07,156
- Oof!

345
00:14:07,158 --> 00:14:08,591
Get off of me.

346
00:14:08,593 --> 00:14:09,826
What are you doing?

347
00:14:09,828 --> 00:14:11,494
- Heh, this is better
than training

348
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:12,929
On some dumb machine, right?

349
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,163
Feel the burn.

350
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:15,264
- [Grunts]

351
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:17,500
I am going in there.

352
00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:20,169
- Why?
Because you're scared of me?

353
00:14:20,171 --> 00:14:21,904
- I am scared of nothing.

354
00:14:21,906 --> 00:14:23,673
- How about now?
Grr!

355
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:25,742
Or now?
Huh!

356
00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:27,610
Or now?
[Cackles wickedly]

357
00:14:27,612 --> 00:14:29,846
- I am not scared of you.

358
00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:32,315
- Yes, you are,
scaredy-Cat, scaredy-Cat,

359
00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:34,117
Scaredy-Ca-At!

360
00:14:34,119 --> 00:14:37,020
- Po! Po?

361
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:38,021
- [Gasps]

362
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,489
Shifu!

363
00:14:39,491 --> 00:14:41,657
Oh, uh, what's up, 'fu?

364
00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:43,426
I mean, shi'.

365
00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:45,294
See how i did that backwards?

366
00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:47,530
[Chuckles nervously]
'fu...

367
00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:49,599
- i want to see
how the training hall

368
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:50,833
Is coming along.

369
00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:53,302
- Uh, i want it
to be a surprise.

370
00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:55,304
- I don't like surprises.

371
00:14:55,306 --> 00:14:56,639
- Really?

372
00:14:56,641 --> 00:14:58,474
Uh, because i'm doing
some stuff with floor wax

373
00:14:58,476 --> 00:15:00,610
That will really blow your mind.

374
00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:04,380
- What are you hiding from me,
panda?

375
00:15:04,382 --> 00:15:05,681
- Uh, nothing.

376
00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:07,683
What--What makes you think
i'm hiding anything?

377
00:15:07,685 --> 00:15:08,785
- Ya!

378
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,019
Thought i wouldn't find you,
huh?

379
00:15:10,021 --> 00:15:11,854
- You're not sensitive
about your butt.

380
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:13,823
- Giant sponges aren't heavy.

381
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,425
- You've been acting weird
all day.

382
00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:17,727
- Are you dating my girlfriend?

383
00:15:17,729 --> 00:15:19,128
- All right,
you guys must be crazy,

384
00:15:19,130 --> 00:15:21,030
Because i don't know
what you're talking about.

385
00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:22,765
[Explosion]

386
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:30,206
[Foreboding music]

387
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:35,111
♪ ♪

388
00:15:35,113 --> 00:15:37,280
- What is that?

389
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:39,515
- The...training hall.

390
00:15:39,517 --> 00:15:41,184
- And who is that?

391
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:47,323
- Hello, shifu,
my old friend.

392
00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,991
- Taotie!

393
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:54,997
- How did this happen?

394
00:15:54,999 --> 00:15:56,566
How did he get in here?

395
00:15:56,568 --> 00:15:59,735
- Oh, it was quite simple,
shifu.

396
00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:04,040
Your dragon warrior
showed us right in.

397
00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:06,976
[Dramatic music]

398
00:16:08,412 --> 00:16:12,081
[Laughs loudly]

399
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,350
- Yeah, about that...

400
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,751
i kind of got
some sticky dumplings

401
00:16:15,753 --> 00:16:16,953
Stuck in the training machine,

402
00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:18,488
Which then went all, like,
crash, boom,

403
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:19,789
And then i found taotie
to fix it,

404
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,291
And he--Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah--Made that!

405
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:24,827
- You're responsible
for all of this?

406
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,429
- No! Yes!

407
00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:28,898
But i--I thought
you and taotie were friends.

408
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,600
- We were once,

409
00:16:30,602 --> 00:16:33,603
Until he abandoned kung fu
when his heart turned dark.

410
00:16:33,605 --> 00:16:36,405
- Oh...would have been
good to know.

411
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,374
- [Growls]

412
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:41,978
I'm very angry with you, panda,

413
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:45,581
So angry, i can't even think
of a punishment harsh enough.

414
00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:48,584
[Loud thunk]

415
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:50,119
That's good enough.

416
00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:51,721
Everyone, positions.

417
00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,122
- Huh!
- Huh!

418
00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:54,590
- Yeah, we can do it.

419
00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:56,392
We can take this thing down.

420
00:16:56,394 --> 00:16:59,028
- Po, i gave you a broom,
and this happened.

421
00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,097
Do you think i'm going
to let you fight?

422
00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:02,098
- Yeah.

423
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,132
Maybe you sit this one out.

424
00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:04,233
- Haven't you done enough?

425
00:17:04,235 --> 00:17:05,368
- As the wise man say:

426
00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,602
Get the heck out!

427
00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:07,537
- But...

428
00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:08,838
- we don't want your help.

429
00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:14,177
- Look at that, shifu.

430
00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:17,647
All your precious training
running ayay.

431
00:17:17,649 --> 00:17:20,249
You'll never see a machine
do that.

432
00:17:20,251 --> 00:17:22,685
- And you'll never see
a machine do this.

433
00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:31,360
- Oof.

434
00:17:31,362 --> 00:17:32,795
Uh!

435
00:17:41,371 --> 00:17:42,471
- [Grunts]

436
00:17:42,473 --> 00:17:44,106
Hyah!

437
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,843
[Panting]

438
00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:51,214
[Grunting]

439
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,848
[Dishes rattling]

440
00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,550
- Oh, gah, this is torture.

441
00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:56,319
I'm an idiot.

442
00:17:56,321 --> 00:17:59,922
All this mess just because
of some stupid dumplings.

443
00:18:01,458 --> 00:18:05,828
- [Cackling loudly]

444
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,697
[Blades chinking]

445
00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:16,372
- Oof!

446
00:18:17,474 --> 00:18:21,077
[Arrows whistling through air]

447
00:18:21,079 --> 00:18:22,845
- Uh!

448
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:26,182
[Chain clanging]

449
00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,417
- Ahh!

450
00:18:28,419 --> 00:18:30,286
[Throwing stars chinking]

451
00:18:30,288 --> 00:18:31,420
- [Rattling]

452
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:39,028
- [Grunting]

453
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,429
Oof!

454
00:18:40,431 --> 00:18:42,798
Bad idea!

455
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,139
[Throwing stars chinking]

456
00:18:59,816 --> 00:19:02,084
[Fire roaring]

457
00:19:02,086 --> 00:19:03,719
- [Gasps]

458
00:19:03,721 --> 00:19:04,654
Ah!

459
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:10,660
- So, shifu, ready to admit
that machinery is more powerful

460
00:19:10,662 --> 00:19:13,095
Than your old-Fashioned kung fu?

461
00:19:13,097 --> 00:19:15,631
- Machinery will never
be more powerful,

462
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:18,301
Because it has no heart.

463
00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:21,804
- And soon neither will you.

464
00:19:21,806 --> 00:19:23,039
- [Gasps]

465
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,074
[Grunting]

466
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,576
- [Laughing evilly]

467
00:19:27,578 --> 00:19:29,345
- Surrender, taotie.

468
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,015
- Ha!

469
00:19:33,017 --> 00:19:37,086
Your panda style is no match
for my mechanical marvel.

470
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,256
- It is you
who is no match for this.

471
00:19:40,258 --> 00:19:41,590
- Dumplings?

472
00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:42,892
- Dumplings?

473
00:19:42,894 --> 00:19:46,662
- Sticky dumpling style.

474
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,398
[Arrows whistling through air]

475
00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:53,336
Huh!

476
00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:54,337
Ha!

477
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:55,304
[Arrows pinging]

478
00:20:02,579 --> 00:20:05,648
[Suspenseful flute music]

479
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:10,519
♪ ♪

480
00:20:14,725 --> 00:20:15,725
- Ooh!

481
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:16,826
Ooh! Ha! Ooh!

482
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:17,827
Ha!

483
00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:20,429
Huh! Huh! Huh!

484
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,832
- [Cackles]

485
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,767
[Chain jangling]

486
00:20:24,769 --> 00:20:26,535
[Chopsticks whistling
through air]

487
00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,307
- [Sighs]

488
00:20:31,309 --> 00:20:32,341
Uh!

489
00:20:32,343 --> 00:20:34,343
[Grunting]

490
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:37,346
[Growling]

491
00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:39,181
Ha!

492
00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:44,920
[Fire roaring]

493
00:20:44,922 --> 00:20:47,156
Whoo.

494
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,091
Come on, sticky dumplings,
do your thing.

495
00:20:49,093 --> 00:20:51,026
- [Cackles]

496
00:20:55,532 --> 00:20:56,999
[Cackles]

497
00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:00,236
- Hoo-Ah!

498
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:01,237
Huh!

499
00:21:01,239 --> 00:21:03,339
Shifu!

500
00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:04,607
- Uh!

501
00:21:07,377 --> 00:21:09,178
- Uh-Oh.

502
00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:17,920
[Grunting]

503
00:21:17,922 --> 00:21:20,689
- Thought you could beat me
with dumplings?

504
00:21:20,691 --> 00:21:22,691
Ah! What's happening?

505
00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:24,794
Crank harder!

506
00:21:24,796 --> 00:21:26,095
- You crank harder.

507
00:21:27,697 --> 00:21:29,598
- No!

508
00:21:34,871 --> 00:21:38,407
- You fellas want to come down
and try your luck mano a mano

509
00:21:38,409 --> 00:21:40,242
Without hiding
behind your machines?

510
00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:41,444
[Wood creaking]

511
00:21:41,446 --> 00:21:42,445
- Ah!

512
00:21:42,447 --> 00:21:45,147
[Loud crash]

513
00:21:45,149 --> 00:21:47,383
[Blades chinking]

514
00:21:47,385 --> 00:21:48,951
- Not really.

515
00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:51,387
We'll be back
for the palace someday,

516
00:21:51,389 --> 00:21:54,190
And then you'll see
the awesome power

517
00:21:54,192 --> 00:21:55,891
Of my inventions and--

518
00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:57,126
Wha--

519
00:21:57,128 --> 00:22:00,129
Did you oil these blades
like i asked you to?

520
00:22:00,131 --> 00:22:02,631
- Blades are stupid.

521
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:06,335
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

522
00:22:06,337 --> 00:22:09,071
[Loud thud]

523
00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:10,239
- They're getting away!

524
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,807
- Let them go, panda.

525
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,976
We'll send them the bill.

526
00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:16,612
- Shifu,
sorry for, uh--

527
00:22:16,614 --> 00:22:17,913
- Everything?

528
00:22:17,915 --> 00:22:21,684
- Well, i don't know
about everything, but...

529
00:22:21,686 --> 00:22:23,285
a lot.

530
00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:26,889
- Po, i must admit that you
did a good job defending us,

531
00:22:26,891 --> 00:22:30,626
So good that i have one more job
for the dragon warrior.

532
00:22:30,628 --> 00:22:33,429
- Yeah? Bring it!

533
00:22:33,431 --> 00:22:35,097
[Whimpers]

534
00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:40,069
- Delicious.

535
00:22:40,071 --> 00:22:41,937
- More sticky dumplings,
mantis?

536
00:22:41,939 --> 00:22:44,607
- Oh, don't mind if i do.

537
00:22:44,609 --> 00:22:47,209
- So you seem
to be feeling better.

538
00:22:47,211 --> 00:22:48,644
- I'm doing great.

539
00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:50,679
- Good, because you know what?

540
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:52,014
You were really too good
for her.

541
00:22:52,016 --> 00:22:53,315
I mean, nobody really liked her.

542
00:22:54,784 --> 00:22:55,951
- Yeah...

543
00:22:55,953 --> 00:22:58,854
we actually
got back together.

544
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- She's lovely. Nice lady.
Best to you both.

545
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