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Hey. You're the one who ruined
our parade, aren't you?
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I haven't started off well
in BlueBell,
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with sabotaging the parade
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and making an archenemy
of your fiancée.
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You know how difficult
this is for me.
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Difficult never stopped me.
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I'm so sorry that I
don't know what I want.
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We got to figure out a way
to get along.
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- You're right.
- So maybe we can be friends.
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- I'd like that.
- Yeah.
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Sure are taking your time
with that bandage, Doc.
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ZOE:
I don't understand.
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There must be some single guys
in BlueBell.
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SHELLEY: Well, there's always Wade.
You did nearly hook up
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- with him. - Yeah, and that was
a mistake, mistake, mistake.
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ZOE:
I didn't give Judson a chance.
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- Can I buy you a drink?
- Yeah. - Great.
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LEMON:
Guess it turns out
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we can be friends.
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I don't think we can.
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Why not?
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Because I still love you.
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Ready! Okay!
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[Cheer squad chanting]
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ZOE:
Oh, look.
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It's my favorite guy.
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[Pig grunts]
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And you, Judson.
How are you?
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Doing well.
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Is Bo feeling okay?
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- Oh, he's much better.
- Right.
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So you're just walking him
'cause he
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makes you such a ladies' magnet
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- or...?
- It's homecoming.
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Got to watch team mascot
over the weekend,
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make sure the rival team
doesn't get any funny ideas.
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[Chuckles]
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All right.
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Come on, Bo.
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Bye, Bo.
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Big Blue! Big Blue!
Big Blue!
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♪ ♪
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What's wrong now, Happy?
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Another bullfrog in your bed?
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Too many grits,
not enough patients?
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No. This whole
homecoming thing
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is bringing me down, Lavon.
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Oh, come on, now.
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It's football
and family and friends.
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What's not to love?
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Nothing.
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Homecoming is awesome--
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if you're from the town
everyone is coming home to.
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If you just moved to that town,
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it's just another reminder
that you don't fit in
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and nobody knows you,
blah, blah, blah.
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Hey, hold on.
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I might be able
to help you out with this.
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See, every year,
Lavon Hayes hosts
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the Thursday night
pregame party.
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Folks just love my crab dip,
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my mix CDs,
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my apple martinis.
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Thing is, I'm a little
overextended at the moment.
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You know, coach's mama took ill,
he had to leave town,
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asked me to take over for him.
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Is there an assistant coach
for that kind of stuff?
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Assistant coaches don't always
win homecoming games.
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NFL champions,
on the other hand...
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That's right--
you're very special.
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I get it.
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How is this helping me?
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You can host the party.
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Give you a chance to, uh,
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participate
in the town festivities.
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I've never thrown anything
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this big by myself before.
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You know what?
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I have a friend in New York--
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she's a professional
party planner.
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I'll call her
and ask for advice.
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Yeah.
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Uh, no, you don't need
a professional.
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It's pretty much just, uh,
chips and salsa,
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whatever beer is on sale
at the local Dixie Stop.
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Look, here's, um,
my usual shopping list
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if you want to use it
for a jumping-off point.
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Thanks, Big Z.
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Well... thank you.
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We need to talk.
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I'm meeting some friends
for breakfast.
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It's rude to be late.
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Lemon, I told you I loved you.
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Now, you-you can't
just ignore me.
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ANNABETH:
...right into Kimmy's garage door.
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I mean, we all know
she likes to sing in the car
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with her eyes closed,
so that's crazy.
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Oh.
[Chuckles]
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So what are y'all
talking about?
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Sophomore year.
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Homecoming weekend.
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Wasn't that the most fun?
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Suppose I don't remember.
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Don't remember?
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You almost burned down
the football stadium.
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LEMON: That was a long time ago.
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Might as well have been
a different person.
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So... what time is everyone
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going over to Lavon's
tomorrow night?
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Well, I'm afraid
that George and I
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won't be attending the party.
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My poor fiancé is still
hobbling around on crutches
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thanks to that terrible
crossbow incident,
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and I just don't feel right
leaving him all by himself.
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You are such
a good person, Lemon.
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Well, I try.
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I do.
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Mimosa.
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Not a waiter, Lemon;
bartender.
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Thank you.
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[Door opens]
MAN [Chuckling]: Yeah!
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What's happening, man?
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Good to see you.
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What's going on, man?
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No way.
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[Phone ringing]
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Hey, Wade.
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Don't tell me you need
another divorce already.
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Guess who just walked
into the Rammer Jammer.
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Jimmy Praboo.
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Jimmy Praboo?
Well, get out of town.
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- Are you sure it's him?
- Oh, 100%.
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I could smell the stench of evil
a mile away.
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Guess you know what this means,
don't you?
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Don't tell me
you still have the list.
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Waiting in my drawer
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the last ten years.
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Nobody--but nobody--
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puts heat rub
in George Tucker's jock
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and gets away with it.
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Yeah, that was a, uh...
that was an unfortunate week.
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So you in?
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Hell, yeah.
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But I'll tell you what--
why don't you come over
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to Lemon's instead?
'Cause she's cooking.
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There's always
way too much food.
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How's 7:30 sound for you?
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I'll see you then, Mighty Mouse.
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Later on, Donkey Kong.
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[Phone beeps, line ringing]
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[Cell phone ringing]
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[Phone beeps]
WOMAN: Hello, darling.
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I'm having sex
with Ryan Gosling right now.
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He says hi.
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Oh, should I call back, or..?
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Never. Even if I were
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having sex with Ryan Gosling,
I would
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kick him out of bed
just to talk to you.
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That is how much I love you.
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Now, tell me everything.
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What has become of my poor,
sweet, exiled little waif?
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Have you succumbed to a life
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of hayrides
and chicken-fried steaks?
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No. And it's not that bad.
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I'm surviving.
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Actually, the reason
I called you
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is because I'm throwing
a party tomorrow night,
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and I need your advice
on something.
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Ask away, darling.
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Okay, let's say
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you were in the market
for a Jell-O mold.
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Is there a certain flavor
that's better than the others,
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or do all molds
pretty much taste the same?
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I'm sorry.
I think the connection's bad.
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Did you just say Jell-O mold?
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[Knocking]
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Zoe, you have a minute?
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I'm going to call you back,
okay?
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Bye.
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[Phone beeps off]
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This is, uh, Colby Slaughter,
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starting quarterback
for the BlueBell Blue.
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He just puked on the field.
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Bummer.
How do you feel now, Colby?
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[Coughing]
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Not too good.
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Your eyes are pretty watery.
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Have they been
bothering you all day?
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Since yesterday.
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I thought it was just a cold,
but then my stomach
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started hurting
this morning and...
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It sounds like you
just caught a bad flu.
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Like a 24-hour
kind of flu?
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Maybe... but you shouldn't
practice anymore today.
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You don't want
to overexert yourself.
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But I have to practice.
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The game is only two days away.
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LAVON:
Now, now, Colby.
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It's just a game.
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Your health is more important
than football.
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He'll be okay by Friday, right?
Two whole days off.
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I'll have Addy run a blood test,
make sure there's no infection.
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But just to be safe,
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you'd better prep your
other quarterback.
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But Joey sucks.
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Yeah, he does, Colby.
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Yeah, he does.
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WADE: Lemon.
[Snaps fingers]
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Another beer.
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You snap those fingers at me
one more time, Wade,
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I swear to God I will chop them
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off that dainty
little hand of yours.
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Hey, come on, now, y'all.
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Let's... let's
try and remember
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who the real enemy is here.
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Not my enemy.
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I don't even remember
a Jimmy Praboo.
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He was three years ahead of us
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when Wade and I
joined the football team,
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and he took it upon himself
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to make our lives miserable.
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I mean, he would steal our
jerseys, he would make us...
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make us late to practice,
and he would put
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shaving cream in our helmets.
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Tell her about the heat rub.
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Let's just say that he deserves
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what is coming to him.
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But who cares?
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- It was a million years ago.
- Hey.
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I care.
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Yes, of course you care, Wade,
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'cause you're still a child.
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But, George, honey, it's...
it's beneath you.
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It is.
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A little bit.
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You're right.
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But there is a sense of justice
being done here,
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and I am a lawyer,
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and, Lemon, you
do not understand
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the pain that was...
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There was a...
there was a burning.
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It was... it was just a...
it was a burning.
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Which is why I still say
we go with number four.
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Can't even read this.
This says, uh, uh...
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"Fill his locker
with tarantulas"?
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And you realize...
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he doesn't have
a locker anymore.
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So we fill his car
with tarantulas!
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Though I guess that would take
twice the amount of tarantulas.
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I know a guy who can
get them on the cheap.
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Okay. What
else we got?
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I still think
number six is doable.
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All we need's a helicopter
and a tiny monkey.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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Lemon... help us.
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- What? Excuse me?
- What?
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You are a natural at this,
sweetheart, and you know that.
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And nobody ever pulled off a
prank quite like Lemon Breeland.
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00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:34,275
I-I still don't know
how you got that cow
262
00:09:34,276 --> 00:09:35,676
into Mrs. Gleason's
office,
263
00:09:35,677 --> 00:09:37,879
but watching her try to lure
that thing down the stairs--
264
00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,346
that was amazing.
265
00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:40,748
Okay, for the record,
266
00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,784
Mrs. Gleason was being
terribly unfair
267
00:09:42,785 --> 00:09:44,552
about allowing me
to retake the vocabulary test.
268
00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,053
She had it coming.
269
00:09:46,054 --> 00:09:47,788
So does Jimmy Praboo.
270
00:09:47,789 --> 00:09:48,755
No.
271
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:50,791
No.
272
00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:04,303
Gigi!
273
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,540
You said
Jell-O mold,
274
00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:09,508
I heard nervous breakdown.
275
00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,643
I can't believe you're here.
276
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,077
The flight was only two hours.
277
00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,647
Pierre let me borrow his plane,
so it was easy-peasy.
278
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,649
Oh, before I forget...
279
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,217
ZOE:
Zabar's?
280
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,686
I figured BlueBell
doesn't do bagels.
281
00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:23,287
There's kosher salami
in there, too.
282
00:10:23,288 --> 00:10:24,956
That's your favorite, right?
283
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,390
Can I kiss you?
Would that be weird?
284
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,661
So I want to hear about you
285
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,395
and BlueBell
286
00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:33,698
and this amazing party
you're throwing.
287
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,700
I don't know how amazing
it's going to be.
288
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,001
It's basically just
a football thing.
289
00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:38,602
The town's gearing up for a big
290
00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:39,937
homecoming game this weekend.
291
00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,805
Homecoming. Adorable.
292
00:10:41,806 --> 00:10:43,841
It's... it's like
Friday Night Lights,
293
00:10:43,842 --> 00:10:45,809
but without all
the depressing parts.
294
00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,280
Wow.
295
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:50,747
So, then, your party
296
00:10:50,748 --> 00:10:53,816
is, like, a big deal.
297
00:10:53,817 --> 00:10:56,719
I hereby offer you my official
party planning services,
298
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:58,654
free of charge.
299
00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:00,357
You're welcome.
300
00:11:01,592 --> 00:11:04,127
You wanting to help
is so sweet,
301
00:11:04,128 --> 00:11:07,697
but I don't know if BlueBell
is ready for a full-scale
302
00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:10,032
Gigi Godfrey event.
I'm still trying to fit in here.
303
00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,133
So we'll do it just right.
304
00:11:11,134 --> 00:11:13,768
Just wait. By this
time tomorrow night,
305
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:16,472
Zoe Hart is going
306
00:11:16,473 --> 00:11:18,440
to own BlueBell.
307
00:11:18,441 --> 00:11:19,574
Cheers!
308
00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:30,919
sync by Elderfel, corrected by susanaLC
www.addic7ed.com
309
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,948
Oh. Omelet or scramble?
310
00:11:49,949 --> 00:11:51,250
I've gotten pretty
good at both,
311
00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,317
although the soft boil
still eludes me.
312
00:11:53,318 --> 00:11:54,485
Why are your shoes green?
313
00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:57,221
I have no idea.
I'm not even awake.
314
00:11:57,222 --> 00:11:58,989
Sorry about that.
It's my bad.
315
00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:01,125
I had the lawn greened up
for the party tonight.
316
00:12:01,126 --> 00:12:02,793
You know, wanted the place
to look nice.
317
00:12:02,794 --> 00:12:04,195
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you,
318
00:12:04,196 --> 00:12:06,030
what with the crazy football
uniform you're wearing.
319
00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:07,698
[Chuckles]
I'm going to practice.
320
00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,133
Yeah, I thought this might
help inspire the kids.
321
00:12:10,134 --> 00:12:12,302
Lord knows,
they're gonna need it.
322
00:12:12,303 --> 00:12:13,936
You're inspiring me right now.
323
00:12:13,937 --> 00:12:16,339
Lavon, this is my friend Gigi.
324
00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,441
She's helping me with the party.
325
00:12:18,442 --> 00:12:20,076
Gigi, this is Lavon.
326
00:12:20,077 --> 00:12:22,612
Your shopping list was
so helpful, Lavon.
327
00:12:22,613 --> 00:12:24,680
Thanks for the great tips.
328
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:26,482
My pleasure.
329
00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:27,749
Oh, another word to the wise.
330
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:30,719
Double up on the crab dip.
It's a crowd pleaser.
331
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,120
Good to know.
332
00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:33,922
Have fun, you two.
333
00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:35,824
[Lavon and Gigi chuckle]
334
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,028
I still don't see why you had
335
00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:41,862
to bring Lemon in on this.
336
00:12:41,863 --> 00:12:44,065
[Sighs] Why are you making such a
big deal out of this, huh?
337
00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,833
I mean, the three of
us used to hang out
338
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,034
all the time back
in high school.
339
00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:48,570
Yeah, back when she was fun.
340
00:12:48,571 --> 00:12:49,770
She still is fun.
341
00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,138
She is just stressed out,
all right?
342
00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:52,607
She's got the holidays
coming up and, you know,
343
00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:53,774
she's got all the
wedding plans.
344
00:12:53,775 --> 00:12:55,076
Look, this is a chance for her
345
00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:56,577
to blow off some steam
and have a good time.
346
00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:58,745
She doesn't know how to have
a good time anymore, man.
347
00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:00,414
She's-she's-she's stiffer
than a...
348
00:13:00,415 --> 00:13:02,849
[Door opens]
Do not finish that thought.
349
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,051
Afternoon, gentlemen.
350
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:05,819
Hey.
351
00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:11,758
Who wants tuna fish
and who wants turkey?
352
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,927
Oh, baby, you didn't have to go
through all this trouble.
353
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,195
Turkey's got cheese,
though, right?
354
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,330
Of course, sweetheart.
355
00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:18,497
Hey, this is supposed
356
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,032
to be a strategizing
session, not a pic...
357
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,767
[Lotion squishes]
358
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:22,901
a picnic.
359
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,938
What's this?
360
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,506
That is the official
BlueBell itinerary
361
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:29,741
for homecoming weekend.
362
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,075
If you flip to page
three, you will see
363
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,444
that Jimmy Praboo
is officiating
364
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,879
the coin toss
at the game this Friday night.
365
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,013
Now, that is where
366
00:13:36,014 --> 00:13:37,849
- we want to get him.
- Hey, Lemon?
367
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,852
We don't need a location
for the prank. We need a prank.
368
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:45,021
And the key to pulling off a
perfect prank is specificity.
369
00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:46,557
I cannot practice proper
370
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:48,325
psychological warfare
until I understand
371
00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:50,160
the psyche of who
I'm dealing with.
372
00:13:50,161 --> 00:13:51,729
Now, she's just making up words.
373
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,063
If you want my help
374
00:13:53,064 --> 00:13:54,331
in destroying Jimmy Praboo,
375
00:13:54,332 --> 00:13:56,400
I need to know
his Achilles Heel.
376
00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:58,969
His fatal flaw, if you will.
377
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,503
Jimmy's real vain.
378
00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:01,937
He's a real
379
00:14:01,938 --> 00:14:03,673
pretty boy type.
He never left
380
00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:06,075
the locker room without making
sure every hair was just so.
381
00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:07,977
He used a lot of mousse.
382
00:14:07,978 --> 00:14:11,080
Oh... that is perfect.
383
00:14:11,081 --> 00:14:12,882
What is perfect?
384
00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:14,950
Boys, I'm gonna need
some Fun Sip...
385
00:14:14,951 --> 00:14:16,718
Blue Raspberry.
386
00:14:22,759 --> 00:14:25,627
That would be fabulous.
387
00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:27,028
I owe you one, Tom.
388
00:14:27,029 --> 00:14:28,263
Ciao, darling.
389
00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:29,498
- Hi.
- Hi.
390
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:30,599
Tom?
391
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,400
Colicchio.
I'm flying him in,
392
00:14:32,401 --> 00:14:35,336
but only if we like his
menu more than Susan's.
393
00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:36,704
- Take a look.
- Well, I see
394
00:14:36,705 --> 00:14:38,105
you're keeping everything
under control.
395
00:14:38,106 --> 00:14:40,308
Just read the menu and
tell me you're not in love
396
00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:41,442
because I am in love.
397
00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:44,378
And I am going to exercise
my veto power.
398
00:14:44,379 --> 00:14:46,781
- On which one?
- All of it.
399
00:14:46,782 --> 00:14:48,782
Gigi, it's too much.
I know these people.
400
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:49,949
Seared octopus is not going to
401
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,284
appeal to their palates.
402
00:14:51,285 --> 00:14:52,319
Maybe you're
underestimating them.
403
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,320
Trust me, I'm not.
404
00:14:53,321 --> 00:14:55,254
Fine. Then it's your
405
00:14:55,255 --> 00:14:57,457
responsibility to help them.
406
00:14:57,458 --> 00:14:59,392
Show them what they've been
missing all their lives.
407
00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,227
Let your New York flag fly!
408
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,261
They don't like
my New York flag.
409
00:15:02,262 --> 00:15:03,530
They don't even like my shorts.
410
00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:04,930
Sweetie, can I be honest?
411
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:06,532
From what you've told me,
412
00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,501
you've spent a lot of time and
effort trying to fit in here,
413
00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:10,736
but it hasn't
worked; you've got
414
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:11,870
one friend,
and you pay him rent.
415
00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:14,172
There's also Shelley...
416
00:15:14,173 --> 00:15:15,674
rapidly becoming
a legitimate acquaintance.
417
00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:16,775
Maybe it's time
418
00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:18,577
to show this town the real you,
419
00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:19,845
the amazing you,
420
00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,647
and let them fall in
love with that person--
421
00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:24,215
the way I did...
422
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:27,885
the way the best city on the
entire freaking planet did.
423
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,754
New York loves Zoe Hart!
424
00:15:29,755 --> 00:15:32,790
New York really did love me,
didn't it? We totally hung out.
425
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,459
Damn straight!
You rocked that city,
426
00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,093
and you could do
the same here, but not
427
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,695
if you're afraid to give people
428
00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:40,464
your best stuff.
Do you trust me?
429
00:15:40,465 --> 00:15:42,799
I do...
430
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,501
Excellent.
Now, let's discuss cocktails.
431
00:15:44,502 --> 00:15:46,403
Okay.
432
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,107
Hey, Zoe.
433
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,013
Care to share?
434
00:15:58,014 --> 00:15:59,648
Nothing to tell.
435
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:01,784
He's the local veterinarian;
we almost went out on a date,
436
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,051
but then we didn't, because...
437
00:16:03,052 --> 00:16:04,186
Because he's gay?
438
00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:06,054
- What?! No!
- Oh, honey,
439
00:16:06,055 --> 00:16:07,222
[Laughing]: please!
440
00:16:07,223 --> 00:16:09,591
What, what are you doing?
441
00:16:11,159 --> 00:16:14,462
- Hi, I'm Zoe's friend, Gigi.
- Hi.
442
00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:16,130
We're throwing a party tonight
at Vaughn's house,
443
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:18,466
and we would love
for you to come.
444
00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:19,734
That does sound like fun.
445
00:16:19,735 --> 00:16:21,636
Unfortunately,
I got to watch a pig tonight.
446
00:16:21,637 --> 00:16:23,405
The more the merrier!
See you at 8:00.
447
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:28,709
[Clears throat]
448
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:30,343
See? Gay.
449
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:31,512
You're insane.
450
00:16:31,513 --> 00:16:35,115
[Chuckles]
[Text alert sounds]
451
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,583
Oh! How could this
possibly happen?!
452
00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,585
My backup quarterback is out,
too!
453
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,320
ZOE: Flus are contagious.
Viruses spread.
454
00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:44,690
And these boys are literally on
top of each other all day long.
455
00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:47,626
It's unfortunate,
but not that surprising.
456
00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,728
Is there some kind
of mysterious
457
00:16:49,729 --> 00:16:51,396
quarterback flu
I don't know about?
458
00:16:51,397 --> 00:16:53,064
Like swine flu or bird flu?
459
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,499
None that are
460
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,635
registered with the CDC,
but I can double-check.
461
00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,537
Please do!
462
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:01,440
Because Lavon Hayes
does not accept defeat!
463
00:17:01,441 --> 00:17:04,642
Unless he doesn't have
any quarterbacks to play,
464
00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:07,010
in which case,
Lavon Hayes is screwed.
465
00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:10,213
Well, Colby's lab work came back
negative for group A strep.
466
00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:12,817
I can run more tests,
do a culture for pertussis,
467
00:17:12,818 --> 00:17:14,051
see if I missed anything.
468
00:17:14,052 --> 00:17:17,421
[Raised voice]:
If only Colby were here...
469
00:17:22,025 --> 00:17:25,695
Oh, look at that.
Colby's here.
470
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,531
For the record, I didn't let him
on the field.
471
00:17:28,532 --> 00:17:30,266
Colby, I told you to stay in bed
472
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,267
and get some rest.
473
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,802
I'm just watching.
In case I feel
474
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,403
better tomorrow,
I want to be ready.
475
00:17:34,404 --> 00:17:35,504
Yeah, well, in the meantime,
476
00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:37,339
you could be infecting
the entire team
477
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,274
with whatever it is
that you have.
478
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,777
Colby, go home!
479
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:43,679
Joey, go home.
480
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,849
Everyone else,
you're all getting a physical.
481
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,484
Who's first?
482
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,952
- Get out of the way!
- Me first!
483
00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:51,385
Hey, hey, one at a time.
484
00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:53,253
Out of the way!
[Clamoring]
485
00:17:53,254 --> 00:17:55,089
- Look out, Bob!
- No, no, no, no. Me first.
486
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:08,902
Oh, no.
487
00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:10,336
Yay! You're home!
488
00:18:10,337 --> 00:18:13,006
I got the best hookup for
cater waiters in Mobile.
489
00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:16,342
Those two were dancers in that
movie with Cher and Christina.
490
00:18:16,343 --> 00:18:18,344
So much dirt.
491
00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:21,080
- Gigi, I have just had the longest day.
- I know.
492
00:18:21,081 --> 00:18:23,616
I expected you home forever ago.
But don't worry,
493
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:24,950
I've got it under control.
494
00:18:24,951 --> 00:18:26,919
Although the fact that
you haven't even mentioned
495
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,286
my dress yet
is deeply upsetting.
496
00:18:28,287 --> 00:18:30,188
I'm sorry. It's great.
497
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:31,790
I knew you'd love it.
498
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,325
Still finishing up my face.
499
00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,160
Wait until you see
what you're wearing.
500
00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:37,663
Uh, but I don't, I don't,
I haven't thought about...
501
00:18:37,664 --> 00:18:39,130
Ta-dah!
502
00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:41,198
I saw it at Bergdorf's
yesterday and had
503
00:18:41,199 --> 00:18:42,433
to get it for you.
504
00:18:42,434 --> 00:18:43,668
Doesn't it remind you
505
00:18:43,669 --> 00:18:45,436
of that dress you wore
at Zach's party?
506
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:48,272
Zach's party. Um...
507
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:50,508
This is going to beat it.
The people here
508
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:52,710
are going to die when
they see you in this.
509
00:18:52,711 --> 00:18:56,179
They're going to erect
a statue in your honor.
510
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,380
[Phone rings]
511
00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:59,616
Talk to me.
512
00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:09,496
Okay, these are all
sugar-free just like you asked.
513
00:19:09,497 --> 00:19:10,997
Okay.
And you got the wrench?
514
00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:13,465
You know, I'm a little sick
and tired of being treated
515
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:14,699
like an underling
in this operation.
516
00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:17,440
You'll won't even know
Jimmy was in town if it wasn't for me.
517
00:19:17,537 --> 00:19:19,838
As of yet, I don't have
any reason to believe, Lemon,
518
00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:22,741
that your ideas are
any better than, say mi...
519
00:19:22,742 --> 00:19:23,608
Whoa!
520
00:19:23,609 --> 00:19:25,044
[Laughs]
521
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:27,111
Cool!
522
00:19:27,112 --> 00:19:29,080
Oh, that is more than cool.
It's effective.
523
00:19:29,081 --> 00:19:31,715
If I were to turn that hose
on you right now, it'd stain
524
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,084
your skin bright blue!
525
00:19:33,085 --> 00:19:34,685
You are freaking amazing.
526
00:19:34,686 --> 00:19:36,254
I'll admit it's got style,
527
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:37,855
but I still don't see how
we're supposed to smuggle
528
00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:39,790
a garden hose into a football
stadium full of people
529
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:40,991
without getting caught.
530
00:19:40,992 --> 00:19:42,493
Oh, sweet, simple Wade,
531
00:19:42,494 --> 00:19:43,893
your mama must've
532
00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:46,029
dropped you on your
head as a child.
533
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,397
[Chuckles]
534
00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:48,998
Here's how it's gonna go down,
soldiers.
535
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:52,001
Tonight, while Jimmy's out
to dinner with his Nana Betsy,
536
00:19:52,002 --> 00:19:54,137
we are going to break
into his hotel room
537
00:19:54,138 --> 00:19:55,772
and fill the showerhead
with the powder.
538
00:19:55,773 --> 00:19:57,774
After dinner,
he'll come back to change.
539
00:19:57,775 --> 00:19:59,442
He's a pretty boy, right?
540
00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:01,710
There's no way that he'll go
straight from dinner with Nana
541
00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:03,546
to Lavon's party
without a quick shower.
542
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,181
Two seconds under that spray,
543
00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:07,716
and he will be blue as a Smurf
for the whole weekend!
544
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:09,185
And he'll stay home.
545
00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:10,852
- Game over.
- Oh, he will
546
00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:12,588
opt out of Lavon's for sure.
547
00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:14,290
But he can't miss the game.
548
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,757
After all, he is officiating
the coin toss.
549
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,858
He has to be there.
550
00:20:21,863 --> 00:20:24,699
She's back, ladies
and gentlemen!
551
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,968
Wait!
Wait a second.
552
00:20:26,969 --> 00:20:29,837
Okay, all right,
all right. Oh, baby!
553
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,805
Quick, quick, put me down!
554
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:35,109
[Laughing]:
Oh, my God!
555
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,676
♪ ♪
556
00:20:42,049 --> 00:20:44,684
Welcome everyone!
557
00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:46,320
Enjoy our signature cocktail.
558
00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:48,954
A blue moon for the fabulous
people of BlueBell.
559
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:52,158
Why is it purple?
560
00:20:52,159 --> 00:20:55,027
Blue is so blah, and purple
just pops, don't you think?!
561
00:20:55,028 --> 00:20:56,395
It's the crème de violette
562
00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:58,063
that gives it the color.
563
00:20:58,064 --> 00:20:59,398
It tastes good.
564
00:20:59,399 --> 00:21:01,967
I promise.
565
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,901
Hm-mm.
566
00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:07,339
Good Lord!
567
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:09,474
It's like a bordello threw up
in the mayor's house.
568
00:21:09,475 --> 00:21:11,343
We went
with a bold color palette.
569
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,111
I think it looks pretty.
570
00:21:13,112 --> 00:21:14,179
Lavon's gonna love it.
571
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,214
You mean, he hasn't seen it yet?
572
00:21:16,215 --> 00:21:17,815
No. He's still
at practice.
573
00:21:17,816 --> 00:21:20,317
[Wry chuckle]
Oh...
574
00:21:20,318 --> 00:21:24,021
DASH:
Zoe! This party is
575
00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:25,523
capital F for fabulous.
576
00:21:25,524 --> 00:21:28,325
Molecular gastronomy
in BlueBell!
577
00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:30,494
I'm gonna give it
a rave in my blog.
578
00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,663
Then again, I'm probably
the only one in this town
579
00:21:32,664 --> 00:21:35,231
who appreciates
a good truffle foam.
580
00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:37,033
[Chuckles]
581
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,769
I don't understand this food.
582
00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:41,037
It's foamy!
583
00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:43,206
Foamy faux hoagies?
584
00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:46,008
It-It's just not right.
585
00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:49,845
- Hi.
- Judson!
586
00:21:49,846 --> 00:21:51,013
Hey, you came.
587
00:21:51,014 --> 00:21:52,113
Yeah. A purple drink!
This is fancy.
588
00:21:52,114 --> 00:21:53,549
Where's Bo?
589
00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:55,551
I thought he was your
responsibility all weekend.
590
00:21:55,552 --> 00:21:57,486
My cousin is watching him
this weekend.
591
00:21:57,487 --> 00:21:59,554
Were those guys in Burlesque?
592
00:22:00,955 --> 00:22:02,790
Love that movie.
593
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:26,979
Jimmy Praboo.
Twelve o'clock.
594
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,060
[Whispering]:
Wait. There's the shower.
595
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,296
Next comes the scream.
596
00:22:44,297 --> 00:22:45,331
[Jimmy screams]
597
00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:46,665
[Stifled laughter]
598
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,099
[Shower curtain rattles]
599
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,066
[Loud thud]
600
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,969
[Shower still running]
601
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,572
That can't be good.
602
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,447
Seared doesn't mean hot.
603
00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:06,082
I just want chicken fingers.
604
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,920
I hear you have
a new friend in town.
605
00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:14,224
No big deal. I thought
we were friends, but...
606
00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:15,825
whatever.
607
00:23:15,826 --> 00:23:17,661
You can have two.
608
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,595
However, your lack
of chicken fingers?
609
00:23:19,596 --> 00:23:21,464
That's unforgiveable.
610
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,669
Is that a fanny pack?
611
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:29,004
I needed a place to
store my cell phone,
612
00:23:29,005 --> 00:23:31,974
and I like to use
two hands when I dance.
613
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:34,042
You don't wear that thing
in public; it's rude.
614
00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:36,210
Rudimentary...
in its convenience.
615
00:23:36,211 --> 00:23:38,280
Nice to see you, Wanda.
[Whimpers]
616
00:23:38,281 --> 00:23:40,415
I can't believe you actually
defended that thing.
617
00:23:40,416 --> 00:23:42,384
My eyes are still
recovering from the sight.
618
00:23:42,385 --> 00:23:43,652
Come on.
She's really nice.
619
00:23:46,522 --> 00:23:49,223
We need to talk.
620
00:23:51,826 --> 00:23:53,427
What on earth were
you thinking, girl?
621
00:23:53,428 --> 00:23:55,128
This party is... whew.
622
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,531
- There are no words.
- I'm so, so sorry.
623
00:23:57,532 --> 00:23:59,566
I was just trying to take
BlueBell to the next level.
624
00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:02,035
But instead I made it bad
and wrong, and I'm pretty sure
625
00:24:02,036 --> 00:24:03,671
one of the cater waiters
flashed the minister,
626
00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:05,972
so I think I'm actually
going to hell.
627
00:24:05,973 --> 00:24:08,073
- What should I do?
- I don't, I don't know, Zoe.
628
00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:10,276
Uh, I gotta come up with
a game plan for tomorrow.
629
00:24:10,277 --> 00:24:12,679
Look, maybe you should just
consider this a life lesson
630
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,046
and shut it down.
631
00:24:14,047 --> 00:24:15,381
Shutting it down.
Done and done.
632
00:24:15,382 --> 00:24:16,649
That is the best idea ever.
633
00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,384
What was the best idea?
634
00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,420
My idea.
Where the party ends.
635
00:24:20,421 --> 00:24:22,588
- Now.
- What are you talking about?
636
00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:23,988
- It's not even 10:00.
- ZOE: Gigi...
637
00:24:23,989 --> 00:24:25,724
the party didn't work.
638
00:24:25,725 --> 00:24:27,326
Excuse me?
639
00:24:27,327 --> 00:24:29,294
This party totally works.
640
00:24:29,295 --> 00:24:30,895
It's these people
who don't work.
641
00:24:30,896 --> 00:24:32,464
Gigi.
642
00:24:32,465 --> 00:24:34,065
Look, I'll have you know that
these are the finest people
643
00:24:34,066 --> 00:24:36,568
- this side of Alabama, now.
- Oh, so we're grading on a curve?
644
00:24:36,569 --> 00:24:38,303
I know you did not
just say that.
645
00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:39,603
All right, you two, just stop,
all right? Calm down.
646
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:43,006
- My party is amazing.
- I think you mean my party.
647
00:24:43,007 --> 00:24:45,275
I think you both mean my party.
648
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,977
- Zoe.
- What?
649
00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:49,279
- Shutting down.
- Right now.
650
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,615
You must be kidding me.
651
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:53,116
You...
652
00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:54,585
[Grunts]
653
00:24:54,586 --> 00:24:56,319
[Knocking]
654
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,760
What are you doing?
655
00:25:03,761 --> 00:25:05,094
I need your help.
656
00:25:05,095 --> 00:25:06,730
I can't. I promised Lavon
657
00:25:06,731 --> 00:25:08,130
that I would shut
down this party.
658
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,299
What the hell are you doing?
659
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,100
It's a medical emergency, Doc.
660
00:25:12,101 --> 00:25:13,134
Lemon might've killed someone.
661
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:41,232
See? This is what happens
when you unleash Crazy Lemon.
662
00:25:41,733 --> 00:25:43,401
Oh, my God, I'm going
to prison, George.
663
00:25:43,402 --> 00:25:45,735
Do you know what they do
to girls like me in prison?
664
00:25:45,736 --> 00:25:47,270
I do.
665
00:25:47,271 --> 00:25:50,373
Oh, shut up, Wade. This is all
your fault in the first place.
666
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,674
- Okay, let's just all try and
calm down, here. - This is my fault?
667
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,510
All I wanted to do was
pants a dude at a party.
668
00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,412
Then suddenly, you're on board,
and we're breaking and entering,
669
00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:56,813
and, and murdering people.
670
00:25:56,814 --> 00:25:58,915
[Clears throat]
671
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:00,049
He's not dead.
672
00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,450
Thank goodness.
673
00:26:01,451 --> 00:26:02,651
He is, however, blue.
674
00:26:02,652 --> 00:26:04,720
That part was intentional.
675
00:26:04,721 --> 00:26:07,123
Yeah. Does he have a concussion?
Anything like that?
676
00:26:07,124 --> 00:26:09,291
Just a gnarly bump on his head.
677
00:26:09,292 --> 00:26:11,193
But other than that, he's fine.
678
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:14,196
Except that he is blue,
and that is still problematic.
679
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,265
That part, Dr. Hart, is frankly
none of your business.
680
00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:20,368
I'm not the one who's asking.
681
00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:23,638
Then I saw myself in the mirror,
and I was all... all...
682
00:26:23,639 --> 00:26:25,440
- Blue. - Blue.
- Yeah.
683
00:26:25,441 --> 00:26:26,974
That was freaky.
684
00:26:26,975 --> 00:26:28,909
So I tried to rush out of there.
685
00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:30,945
Guess I must have slipped.
686
00:26:30,946 --> 00:26:32,980
Headfirst. Right through
the shower curtain.
687
00:26:32,981 --> 00:26:34,981
Jimmy? Um...
688
00:26:34,982 --> 00:26:36,517
We can't apologize enough.
689
00:26:36,518 --> 00:26:38,785
All right? It was supposed to
be a harmless little prank.
690
00:26:38,786 --> 00:26:41,121
After all the stuff you
did to us in high school.
691
00:26:41,122 --> 00:26:44,691
- But obviously...
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
692
00:26:44,692 --> 00:26:46,026
I know you guys!
693
00:26:46,027 --> 00:26:49,295
Wade Kinsella and George Tucker.
694
00:26:49,296 --> 00:26:50,796
Man, I ain't even
recognize y'all.
695
00:26:50,797 --> 00:26:52,632
Probably 'cause you weren't
swirling our heads around
696
00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:54,033
- in a toilet bowl.
- Shh.
697
00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:55,701
What? He started it.
698
00:26:55,702 --> 00:26:57,470
You guys are ridiculous.
699
00:26:57,471 --> 00:26:59,539
You could have caused
some serious damage.
700
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:01,240
I can call the sheriff for you.
701
00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:03,509
- ZOE: I'd be happy to do so.
- No, I get it now.
702
00:27:03,510 --> 00:27:07,479
This is payback
for that heat rub thing, right?
703
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,013
[Clears throat]
Huh?
704
00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:12,817
Nice! You boys come a long way!
705
00:27:12,818 --> 00:27:13,918
[Laughing]
706
00:27:13,919 --> 00:27:16,555
Look at.... You got
me good. Boom!
707
00:27:16,556 --> 00:27:18,323
[Chuckling]
I'm blue!
708
00:27:18,324 --> 00:27:19,658
- WADE: Yep. You sure are.
- I'm blue.
709
00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:20,592
Yeah.
Blue's blue.
710
00:27:20,593 --> 00:27:22,059
[Giggles]
711
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:24,861
All right, then. What say
we all go over to Lavon's?
712
00:27:24,862 --> 00:27:26,430
- No!
- No!
713
00:27:26,431 --> 00:27:29,066
How could you even consider
going to a party right now?
714
00:27:29,067 --> 00:27:31,435
I mean, how insensitive
can you be?
715
00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:33,304
It doesn't matter anyway,
because the party is over.
716
00:27:33,305 --> 00:27:34,905
How do I know the party's over?
717
00:27:34,906 --> 00:27:37,007
Because I'm going back
to end it right now.
718
00:27:42,513 --> 00:27:44,280
I'd go for some flapjacks.
719
00:27:44,281 --> 00:27:45,448
Yeah.
720
00:27:45,449 --> 00:27:47,183
I could. I could.
721
00:27:53,023 --> 00:27:54,356
I'm down.
[Laughs]
722
00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:56,124
♪ ♪
723
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,299
Where the hell did you go?
724
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,434
I am so sorry.
725
00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,603
I was called to
a medical emergency.
726
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,070
Well, I don't need
this right now.
727
00:28:09,071 --> 00:28:11,539
I got the, the coach
on the phone upstairs.
728
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:13,107
You were supposed to
help me tonight, Zoe,
729
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,808
not make things harder for me.
730
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:24,385
Everybody out!
731
00:28:24,386 --> 00:28:26,486
Go!
732
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:27,854
Good-bye.
733
00:28:27,855 --> 00:28:29,322
Thanks for coming.
734
00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:31,725
Nice blue colors.
735
00:28:31,726 --> 00:28:33,460
[Turntable scratches]
736
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,894
This is the worst
737
00:28:34,895 --> 00:28:37,029
homecoming party this
town has ever seen,
738
00:28:37,030 --> 00:28:39,132
and the one in '92
was hit by a tornado.
739
00:28:39,133 --> 00:28:43,469
Well, I will just make sure
that everybody remembers
740
00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:45,003
who hosted this travesty.
741
00:28:46,306 --> 00:28:48,674
Don't forget your party favor.
742
00:28:48,675 --> 00:28:49,975
Where the hell is Gigi?
743
00:28:53,747 --> 00:28:54,813
Oh.
744
00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:56,348
JUDSON:
Zoe.
745
00:28:56,349 --> 00:28:58,483
Hey.
746
00:28:58,484 --> 00:29:00,151
Good news!
He's not gay!
747
00:29:14,392 --> 00:29:15,893
You get my messages last night?
748
00:29:18,697 --> 00:29:20,230
Lemon.
749
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,702
All right, just so you know?
750
00:29:24,703 --> 00:29:27,371
I didn't come over because it
felt like you want to be alone.
751
00:29:27,372 --> 00:29:30,673
It wasn't because I was more
interested the flapjacks.
752
00:29:32,743 --> 00:29:35,277
Okay, fine. I really,
really wanted flapjacks.
753
00:29:35,278 --> 00:29:36,513
But...
754
00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:39,315
I'm not mad at you, George.
755
00:29:39,316 --> 00:29:41,050
Are you sure?
'Cause you seem mad.
756
00:29:41,051 --> 00:29:42,752
I'm mad at myself.
757
00:29:42,753 --> 00:29:44,520
I shouldn't have gotten involved
758
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,321
in that stupid prank
in the first place.
759
00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:49,224
I knew it was
a bad idea, and then...
760
00:29:49,225 --> 00:29:50,826
to have Zoe Hart,
of all people, call me an idiot
761
00:29:50,827 --> 00:29:52,227
and have she be right.
762
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:53,361
Zoe doesn't know
anything about it.
763
00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:55,063
We were just having fun.
764
00:29:55,064 --> 00:29:57,633
But I don't want to have that
kind of fun anymore, George.
765
00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,001
I'm over it.
766
00:29:59,002 --> 00:30:00,868
Now look, I just...
767
00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:04,171
I just thought you missed it.
768
00:30:04,172 --> 00:30:07,408
I mean, being a free spirit,
and-and-and rebelling and all.
769
00:30:07,409 --> 00:30:09,276
I just...
770
00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:13,147
You just seemed so much
happier back then.
771
00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:16,950
Well, of course I was happy.
772
00:30:16,951 --> 00:30:18,919
I was 16 years old.
773
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,955
It's easy to be footloose
and fancy-free when you have
774
00:30:21,956 --> 00:30:23,924
no responsibilities,
but that does not mean
775
00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:26,159
that I'm not happy now.
776
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,028
Listen, I like
777
00:30:28,029 --> 00:30:30,697
clipping recipes
and making dinners,
778
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:32,865
and I'm excited about this
new chapter in our lives.
779
00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:33,732
And so am I.
780
00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:37,069
I just thought that...
781
00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:41,139
Listen, you just
thought... that...
782
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:44,376
I could be everything,
all the time, forever.
783
00:30:44,377 --> 00:30:48,446
I... can't be a wild child
and a mature woman,
784
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:50,314
and I don't want to be.
785
00:30:51,817 --> 00:30:53,451
I-I don't want to be reckless.
786
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,286
Believe me.
787
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:58,690
It never ends well.
788
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,241
What the hell is wrong with you?
789
00:31:18,242 --> 00:31:21,310
Is it 100% necessary
to be yelling right now?
790
00:31:21,311 --> 00:31:22,778
You destroyed my friend's house,
791
00:31:22,779 --> 00:31:24,046
and you abandoned
your own party.
792
00:31:24,047 --> 00:31:25,547
I thought it was your party.
793
00:31:25,548 --> 00:31:26,882
Then you slept with my vet.
794
00:31:26,883 --> 00:31:28,550
I didn't mean to sleep with him.
795
00:31:28,551 --> 00:31:32,655
I was doing a little recon to
confirm his sexual orientation--
796
00:31:32,656 --> 00:31:34,490
for your benefit,
I might add--
797
00:31:34,491 --> 00:31:36,357
and things got
a little out of control,
798
00:31:36,358 --> 00:31:37,792
which shouldn't be a big deal,
799
00:31:37,793 --> 00:31:40,729
considering you've never
even been out with the guy.
800
00:31:40,730 --> 00:31:43,164
- You're acting like...
- Like what?
801
00:31:43,165 --> 00:31:45,133
A morally stable individual,
802
00:31:45,134 --> 00:31:47,335
who knows the difference
between right and wrong?
803
00:31:47,336 --> 00:31:49,203
Yeah. Super judgy.
804
00:31:49,204 --> 00:31:51,072
Like all those jerks
who came over last night.
805
00:31:51,073 --> 00:31:53,273
Just because the people
didn't like your party,
806
00:31:53,274 --> 00:31:54,942
doesn't make them jerks.
807
00:31:54,943 --> 00:31:57,477
Attacking someone for matching
their sweater to their shoes,
808
00:31:57,478 --> 00:31:58,946
- on the other hand...
- Oh, please.
809
00:31:58,947 --> 00:32:01,581
How is that any different from
the time that you made fun of
810
00:32:01,582 --> 00:32:03,851
that girl for wearing
rhinestone cowboy boots?
811
00:32:03,852 --> 00:32:05,686
What girl?
What are you talking about?
812
00:32:05,687 --> 00:32:07,054
Last year.
Angie's party at Tenjune.
813
00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,320
Don't act like
you don't remember,
814
00:32:08,321 --> 00:32:10,089
because I can find it
on YouTube....
815
00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:12,025
Oh. Where's the bathroom?
816
00:32:16,163 --> 00:32:17,964
That's one classy lady
right there.
817
00:32:19,566 --> 00:32:21,834
I don't know
how to apologize to you.
818
00:32:23,103 --> 00:32:24,369
Ah, forget about it.
819
00:32:24,370 --> 00:32:25,937
I got bigger fish
to fry right now.
820
00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:28,339
With my QB still sick,
821
00:32:28,340 --> 00:32:29,708
may have to forfeit the game.
822
00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:31,276
GIGI:
God. It's like
823
00:32:31,277 --> 00:32:33,111
a thousand degrees in here.
824
00:32:33,112 --> 00:32:34,746
Don't you people have A/C?
825
00:32:34,747 --> 00:32:36,414
What, do you have a cold
or something?
826
00:32:36,415 --> 00:32:39,184
I think I'm just hungover.
But it doesn't make any sense,
827
00:32:39,185 --> 00:32:41,819
considering I didn't
even drink last night.
828
00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:43,120
What's going on there?
829
00:32:43,121 --> 00:32:44,789
I have no idea.
830
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:48,092
Oh. It must be from the grass.
831
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:50,127
What were you doing rolling
around in the grass?
832
00:32:50,128 --> 00:32:52,063
Oh, my God.
833
00:32:52,064 --> 00:32:53,597
Did you have sex
with the vet outside?
834
00:32:53,598 --> 00:32:54,865
What vet?
835
00:32:54,866 --> 00:32:56,066
What, you mean your vet?
836
00:32:56,067 --> 00:32:58,101
We started outside.
837
00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:00,904
Then we moved inside.
It was a whole thing.
838
00:33:00,905 --> 00:33:02,839
She slept with your vet?
839
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,407
I can't believe
I'm asking this,
840
00:33:04,408 --> 00:33:06,176
but is it possible
841
00:33:06,177 --> 00:33:11,780
that you ingested some
of the grass while you were...?
842
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:13,949
Oh, yeah, I guess
it's possible.
843
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,385
I mean, position-wise...
844
00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,520
No, no, no,
845
00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:20,823
no.
846
00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:24,226
Lavon, the people
who greened your lawn
847
00:33:24,227 --> 00:33:26,428
for the party,
did they also green the field
848
00:33:26,429 --> 00:33:27,662
for the big game?
849
00:33:27,663 --> 00:33:30,131
They sure did.
That's where I got the idea.
850
00:33:32,334 --> 00:33:34,001
ZOE:
Organophosphate poisoning.
851
00:33:34,002 --> 00:33:36,537
The chemicals on the field
are what made you sick.
852
00:33:36,538 --> 00:33:39,240
General exposure won't
cause you any harm,
853
00:33:39,241 --> 00:33:41,175
but you guys are quarterbacks,
854
00:33:41,176 --> 00:33:42,877
so you're probably always
licking your fingers
855
00:33:42,878 --> 00:33:44,945
to get a better grip
on the ball, right?
856
00:33:44,946 --> 00:33:46,679
Which means they've been
basically eating the poison.
857
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,414
Over and over again.
858
00:33:48,415 --> 00:33:50,851
I'm going to give you guys
an atropine injection.
859
00:33:50,852 --> 00:33:53,720
- Should make you feel better.
- Good enough to play tonight?
860
00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:56,356
It might take a few hours
for the atropine to kick in,
861
00:33:56,357 --> 00:33:57,958
but you should be fine.
862
00:33:57,959 --> 00:33:59,292
LAVON:
Whoo!
863
00:33:59,293 --> 00:34:02,661
Lavon Hayes is back
on track, baby! [Chuckles]
864
00:34:10,703 --> 00:34:12,537
Gigi?
865
00:34:36,194 --> 00:34:38,162
Come to wish me luck?
866
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,598
How dare you tell me
that you love me.
867
00:34:40,599 --> 00:34:42,500
- Excuse me?
- We are not children, Lavon.
868
00:34:42,501 --> 00:34:46,904
We can't just go around saying
everything that's on our mind,
869
00:34:46,905 --> 00:34:48,672
doing whatever we want,
acting reckless.
870
00:34:48,673 --> 00:34:50,106
I was just being honest.
871
00:34:50,107 --> 00:34:51,441
Don't be honest.
Be a grown-up.
872
00:34:51,442 --> 00:34:52,909
What constitutes
being a grown-up
873
00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:54,911
- in your opinion?
- It's easy.
874
00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:57,413
You keep your feelings inside.
You control your urges.
875
00:34:57,414 --> 00:34:58,781
You do what's right even
though it feels wrong.
876
00:34:58,782 --> 00:35:00,549
So you admit
that it feels wrong.
877
00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:02,785
I am not getting sucked down
this rabbit hole with you, Lavon.
878
00:35:02,786 --> 00:35:05,421
Just promise me you're gonna
stop acting crazy, okay?
879
00:35:05,422 --> 00:35:07,190
No more outbursts.
Just promise me, Lavon.
880
00:35:08,334 --> 00:35:09,580
Promise me.
881
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:15,163
We can keep our feelings
inside as long as you want to.
882
00:35:17,867 --> 00:35:20,335
Doesn't mean they don't exist.
883
00:35:40,121 --> 00:35:42,823
[Sobbing]
884
00:35:50,812 --> 00:35:53,293
ANNABETH:
I still can't believe
885
00:35:53,294 --> 00:35:55,161
you dyed your skin
our school colors.
886
00:35:55,162 --> 00:35:56,963
I mean, talk about team spirit.
887
00:35:56,964 --> 00:35:58,763
JIMMY:
Oh, yeah, that's right.
888
00:35:58,764 --> 00:35:59,598
[People murmuring]
889
00:36:09,009 --> 00:36:10,742
ZOE:
There you are.
890
00:36:10,743 --> 00:36:13,612
I was too sick to go home.
891
00:36:13,613 --> 00:36:15,113
But don't worry, I've checked
892
00:36:15,114 --> 00:36:17,548
into the Whippoorwill
Blossom Bed and Breakfast.
893
00:36:17,549 --> 00:36:19,950
The owner has six cats...
894
00:36:19,951 --> 00:36:21,019
[Sneezes]
895
00:36:21,020 --> 00:36:23,654
which as you know
I'm allergic to.
896
00:36:23,655 --> 00:36:25,923
So, now I'm nauseas,
green and sneezing.
897
00:36:25,924 --> 00:36:28,659
Atropine. Should help
with your stomach problem,
898
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:31,461
although you're going to have to
find another solution for the cats.
899
00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:33,397
Is this hysterical to you?
900
00:36:33,398 --> 00:36:36,233
No. You just remind me of
me when I first got here.
901
00:36:36,234 --> 00:36:38,335
But now you love
BlueBell, right?
902
00:36:38,336 --> 00:36:40,737
You want to marry it and have
its little redneck babies.
903
00:36:40,738 --> 00:36:42,272
I wouldn't say that,
904
00:36:42,273 --> 00:36:44,141
but I definitely don't
hate it as much as I used to.
905
00:36:44,142 --> 00:36:46,342
I guess I've changed,
906
00:36:46,343 --> 00:36:48,544
which is why this whole thing
isn't completely your fault.
907
00:36:48,545 --> 00:36:49,878
Do you think?
908
00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:51,547
You were right.
909
00:36:51,548 --> 00:36:53,615
I used to love
going out with you.
910
00:36:53,616 --> 00:36:55,951
Getting dressed up,
the trendy food,
911
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:58,787
the occasional mocking of the
fashion challenged individuals.
912
00:36:58,788 --> 00:37:01,057
It was the best.
913
00:37:01,058 --> 00:37:03,224
But, I don't know, last
night it just didn't--
914
00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:04,759
it didn't feel like me anymore.
915
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,994
You defended a fanny pack.
916
00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:08,796
I know. That was weird.
917
00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:12,967
The truth is, I don't--
I don't think I fit in here,
918
00:37:12,968 --> 00:37:17,338
but I'm not sure that I fit
in New York anymore either.
919
00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:19,039
I'm kind of nowhere
at the moment,
920
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,608
which is really scary,
but not your fault.
921
00:37:21,609 --> 00:37:24,844
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
922
00:37:24,845 --> 00:37:26,913
All is forgiven,
my little ladybug.
923
00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:31,318
And I'm sorry
I slept with your vet.
924
00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:34,687
That's really not okay.
925
00:37:34,688 --> 00:37:37,056
But I forgive you, too.
926
00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:40,126
Thanks for these.
927
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:43,129
I'm going to check out, collect
my complimentary needlepoint
928
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:44,997
and get on the next flight
929
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:46,432
back to New York.
930
00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:49,001
Call me when you come back home.
931
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,647
You gonna bring
your pom-poms tonight?
932
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:07,050
Well, got to show my
school spirit, George.
933
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,685
After all, I was
head cheerleader.
934
00:38:08,686 --> 00:38:11,021
Oh, you don't have
to remind me of that.
935
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:13,457
First time I saw you
in that lile outfit,
936
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,159
I knew I had to marry you.
937
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,727
You were always a sucker
for a short skirt.
938
00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:22,698
Look, I want you
to know that you...
939
00:38:22,699 --> 00:38:24,834
you don't have
to be everything for me.
940
00:38:27,371 --> 00:38:30,373
We don't need to talk
about it anymore.
941
00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:33,843
I may not ever be good enough
to deserve you, George Tucker,
942
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:37,880
but I'm going to spend
my life trying.
943
00:38:37,881 --> 00:38:40,482
That's a promise.
944
00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:56,864
Hey, you, uh, going to the game?
945
00:38:56,865 --> 00:38:59,167
I can't. I've got some stuff
I have to do.
946
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,135
Besides, I'm pretty wiped out.
947
00:39:01,136 --> 00:39:02,936
Must have been some party.
948
00:39:02,937 --> 00:39:04,905
Did, uh,
949
00:39:04,906 --> 00:39:07,875
Judson show up?
950
00:39:07,876 --> 00:39:10,443
He did.
951
00:39:10,444 --> 00:39:13,213
Y'all hook up?
952
00:39:15,149 --> 00:39:17,384
What? It's just a question.
953
00:39:17,385 --> 00:39:19,952
Not that it's any of your
business, but no, we did not.
954
00:39:19,953 --> 00:39:21,988
I don't think Judson
and I were meant to be.
955
00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:25,158
Well, it's probably
for the best.
956
00:39:25,159 --> 00:39:26,492
I always thought
that guy was gay.
957
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,140
LAVON:
Hello?
958
00:39:42,141 --> 00:39:43,174
[Sighs]
959
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,716
What... Is all this for me?
960
00:39:51,717 --> 00:39:53,551
I thought you could
invite some friends over
961
00:39:53,552 --> 00:39:55,553
to celebrate the big win.
962
00:39:55,554 --> 00:39:57,488
Congratulations, by the way.
963
00:39:57,489 --> 00:40:00,957
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
964
00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:02,459
Oh.
965
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:05,295
Is that crab dip?
966
00:40:05,296 --> 00:40:07,497
I bought extra.
It is a crowd pleaser,
967
00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:09,999
- after all.
- You didn't have to do all this.
968
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,603
I know, but I wanted to.
969
00:40:12,604 --> 00:40:15,571
You are a good friend, Lavon.
970
00:40:15,572 --> 00:40:17,172
You're probably my best friend
971
00:40:17,173 --> 00:40:18,974
in the whole world
at the moment. No pressure.
972
00:40:21,411 --> 00:40:25,013
Well, as long as I don't
have to go shoe shopping,
973
00:40:25,014 --> 00:40:27,750
that's fine with me.
974
00:40:27,751 --> 00:40:30,452
Wow.
975
00:40:30,453 --> 00:40:31,819
Hey.
976
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,921
- Hmm?
- Do you have any more
977
00:40:33,922 --> 00:40:37,191
of those Zabar's garlic
toasty thingamajigs, would you?
978
00:40:37,192 --> 00:40:40,362
I'm sure I do. Why?
979
00:40:40,363 --> 00:40:43,632
Oh... Now imagine how good they
would taste with my crab dip.
980
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:47,000
- Ah, yeah!
- Ah, yeah!
981
00:40:47,001 --> 00:40:49,002
[Both laughing]
982
00:40:49,003 --> 00:40:50,170
Oh...
983
00:40:51,373 --> 00:40:53,674
- Mmm.
- That is good.
984
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:55,642
- That's pretty good.
- That's quite tasty right there.
985
00:40:55,643 --> 00:40:57,943
You gotta try some of the crab
dip that you love so much.
986
00:40:57,944 --> 00:40:59,345
I think so. Should we
go green, or what?
987
00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:01,113
Wait, let me see if I
can get this up there.
988
00:41:01,114 --> 00:41:02,715
Here we go.
989
00:41:02,716 --> 00:41:04,950
Oh! Passed to the fridge.
990
00:41:04,951 --> 00:41:06,519
- Oh!
- Oh!
991
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,291
Yeah!
992
00:41:08,292 --> 00:41:11,792
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