1 00:00:14,917 --> 00:00:17,917 1x05 - Fluttering Finger Mindslip 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 ♪ Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ♪ 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ♪ 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 ♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪ 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 ♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪ 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 ♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪ 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 ♪ and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ♪ 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 ♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪ 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 ♪ Kung Fu Panda! ♪ 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪ 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 ♪ Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪ 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 ♪ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪ 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 ♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪ 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪ 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 ♪ He lives, he trains ♪ 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 ♪ and he fights with the Furious Five ♪ 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 ♪ protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ♪ 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 ♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪ 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 ♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪ 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 ♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪ 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 ♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪ 22 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:04,321 Sweet. 23 00:01:05,924 --> 00:01:08,926 [Traditional Chinese music] 24 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:11,528 subtitles by Apollo - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:18,595 [Eating, chewing] 26 00:01:18,597 --> 00:01:21,498 Now! Make way, gents. 27 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,801 Time to start reading the sacred scrolls. 28 00:01:24,803 --> 00:01:27,604 Oh! Finally I get to learn the good stuff! 29 00:01:27,606 --> 00:01:29,873 Secret moves, magic defenses... 30 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:34,344 Now, scroll number one. 31 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:35,912 How to make tea? 32 00:01:35,914 --> 00:01:38,015 Oooh! 33 00:01:38,017 --> 00:01:39,516 Oh, you gonna eat that? 34 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:42,219 Yes... hey! Get your own. 35 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:44,880 Monkey, I'm doing you a favor. 36 00:01:44,881 --> 00:01:47,540 Cheeks're looking a little jouly. {*} 37 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:48,592 [Growls] 38 00:01:48,594 --> 00:01:50,894 Oh, I can't read about tea all day! 39 00:01:50,896 --> 00:01:53,263 Maybe I could just skip ahead a scroll or two. 40 00:01:53,265 --> 00:01:55,332 Ooh! Scroll number 23. 41 00:01:55,334 --> 00:01:57,668 Mastering the eye gouge! 42 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:59,269 Mm-hm-hmm. 43 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:04,041 Po. The sacred scrolls must be read in the proper order. 44 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:06,343 Can't I just skip to, you know, number 50? 45 00:02:06,345 --> 00:02:09,746 Invisible sneak attacks... with your mind? 46 00:02:09,748 --> 00:02:11,048 Of course not. 47 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:13,550 You need the knowledge in scrolls 1 through 49 48 00:02:13,552 --> 00:02:16,386 to understand the importance of 50. 49 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:19,690 How about I skim 1 through 49, huh? 50 00:02:19,692 --> 00:02:20,857 - No. - Agh! 51 00:02:20,859 --> 00:02:22,125 You will take these scrolls to the library, 52 00:02:22,127 --> 00:02:24,494 and read them all, start to finish. 53 00:02:24,496 --> 00:02:26,063 Without distractions! 54 00:02:26,065 --> 00:02:27,798 No skipping, no skimming. 55 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,533 No shortcuts. 56 00:02:29,535 --> 00:02:31,735 Um, don't you think that'll kinda, you know... 57 00:02:31,737 --> 00:02:34,071 [Chuckles] take all the fun out of it? 58 00:02:34,073 --> 00:02:35,972 Yes. 59 00:02:35,974 --> 00:02:38,208 Aww. 60 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:43,313 [Laughs] Oh, yes, and when we stormed off in my contraption, 61 00:02:43,315 --> 00:02:46,883 it sent a clear message to those spasmodic goons 62 00:02:46,885 --> 00:02:48,318 at the Jade Palace. 63 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,456 Mechanical always beats Kung Fu! 64 00:02:52,458 --> 00:02:54,091 We lost that battle. 65 00:02:54,093 --> 00:02:56,893 Correction. 66 00:02:56,895 --> 00:02:59,062 Seems like we lost. 67 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:01,098 Did you see their faces? 68 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:04,267 No, because we were running away. 69 00:03:04,269 --> 00:03:05,402 Well, you should have looked, 70 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:07,571 because they were utterly terrified. 71 00:03:07,573 --> 00:03:09,106 That was the victory. 72 00:03:09,108 --> 00:03:14,578 They will never again toy with the fury of Taotie! 73 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:16,513 Ooh! The mail! 74 00:03:16,515 --> 00:03:17,514 Ah-ha! 75 00:03:17,516 --> 00:03:19,516 The Jade Palace, what did I tell you? 76 00:03:19,518 --> 00:03:20,817 [Slurping drink] 77 00:03:20,819 --> 00:03:24,855 A bill for the destruction of the training hall? 78 00:03:24,857 --> 00:03:26,423 A bill! 79 00:03:26,425 --> 00:03:31,094 Enough of your petty humiliations, Shifu and friends! 80 00:03:31,096 --> 00:03:34,564 I'll make you rue the day you were ever born! 81 00:03:34,566 --> 00:03:37,234 Rue! Do you hear me? 82 00:03:37,236 --> 00:03:40,170 Rue! 83 00:03:40,172 --> 00:03:43,340 Dad, they're, like, four miles away. 84 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:49,045 "Besides tea, herbs can be used 85 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:51,948 to make tiny decorative scented soaps." 86 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:54,885 Tiny decorative scented soaps. 87 00:03:54,887 --> 00:03:56,052 Wow. 88 00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:58,455 That has to be the most exciting thing 89 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:00,824 I've ever learned! 90 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:05,061 Nope, can't fake it. Still boring. 91 00:04:05,063 --> 00:04:06,663 [Gasps] 92 00:04:06,665 --> 00:04:09,566 This looks awesome. 93 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,974 So that's how you block the fists of fury. 94 00:04:17,976 --> 00:04:19,643 [Gasps] Oh! 95 00:04:19,645 --> 00:04:22,412 You can do that with chop sticks? 96 00:04:22,414 --> 00:04:23,413 [Gasps] 97 00:04:23,415 --> 00:04:27,305 "The fluttering finger mind slip. If done correctly, 98 00:04:27,306 --> 00:04:30,620 erases the short-term memory of its victim." 99 00:04:30,622 --> 00:04:34,090 Swirl to the left, swirl to the right, 100 00:04:34,092 --> 00:04:36,259 flutter the fingers in a twisting motion and... 101 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:38,695 [Shimmering tone] 102 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:43,466 Ah... 103 00:04:43,468 --> 00:04:45,902 This can't be good. 104 00:04:45,904 --> 00:04:47,771 Oh, hey, Po, I came to tell you that, 105 00:04:47,773 --> 00:04:50,407 uh, that... uh... 106 00:04:50,409 --> 00:04:52,943 Huh, I can't remember. 107 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:56,513 Must not have been important. 108 00:04:56,515 --> 00:04:59,049 Whoa. 109 00:04:59,051 --> 00:05:00,784 Po, it's your turn to sweep the barracks. 110 00:05:00,786 --> 00:05:04,721 And this time, don't just wait for the wind. 111 00:05:04,723 --> 00:05:07,390 I coughed up dust for weeks and... 112 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:08,525 Eh... 113 00:05:08,527 --> 00:05:09,793 What was I saying? 114 00:05:09,795 --> 00:05:13,163 You were saying that you really wanted to sweep 115 00:05:13,165 --> 00:05:14,598 even though it's my turn, heh. 116 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,500 But you know what? I'm gonna let you do it. 117 00:05:17,502 --> 00:05:18,702 Since you're a pal. 118 00:05:18,704 --> 00:05:20,670 Wow, thanks, that's really nice of you 119 00:05:20,672 --> 00:05:23,741 to let me sweep. 120 00:05:24,743 --> 00:05:25,976 This really works. 121 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:39,556 Po, don't be lazy. 122 00:05:39,558 --> 00:05:40,957 You're the Dragon Warrior, 123 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:43,793 the title carries great honor and great responsibili... 124 00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:45,161 [Shimmering tone] 125 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:46,496 ...ty. 126 00:05:46,498 --> 00:05:48,899 - What was I saying? - Uh, tea. 127 00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:51,001 You said you were gonna make yourself some tea. 128 00:05:51,003 --> 00:05:53,637 And you asked if I'd like some too. 129 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,373 Ooh-kay. 130 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:58,175 Tigress is making me tea. 131 00:05:58,176 --> 00:06:01,311 - With honey? - Surprise me. 132 00:06:01,313 --> 00:06:02,712 Huah! 133 00:06:02,714 --> 00:06:05,215 Woah! Hua-dah! 134 00:06:05,217 --> 00:06:06,683 Sho-bah! Dah! 135 00:06:06,685 --> 00:06:09,352 Huit! Hua! 136 00:06:09,354 --> 00:06:10,453 Hua! 137 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:11,721 [Sword clattering] 138 00:06:11,723 --> 00:06:13,356 Aw, Po! 139 00:06:13,358 --> 00:06:15,525 Yeah? 140 00:06:15,527 --> 00:06:17,460 Were you playing with my sword again? 141 00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:18,695 [Shimmering tone] 142 00:06:18,697 --> 00:06:22,565 Whoa, Monkey, you broke your sword. 143 00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:24,467 Oh, I guess I... 144 00:06:24,469 --> 00:06:27,771 Yeah, I broke my sword. 145 00:06:27,773 --> 00:06:32,208 - Well, see you at lunch. - This is so cool. 146 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:34,678 Po, how many times have I told you 147 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,414 not to use my Bo staff as a toothpick? 148 00:06:37,416 --> 00:06:39,950 [Shimmering tone] 149 00:06:39,952 --> 00:06:42,085 I, uh, found your Bo staff for you. 150 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:44,454 Oh, thank you. 151 00:06:44,456 --> 00:06:46,389 Po, were you...? [Shimmering tone] 152 00:06:46,391 --> 00:06:47,891 Are you...? [Shimmering tone] 153 00:06:47,893 --> 00:06:49,893 Have you...? [Shimmering tone] 154 00:06:49,895 --> 00:06:51,561 Did you...? [Shimmering tone] 155 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:56,800 [Shimmering tones] 156 00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:59,402 Ha! This is so great. 157 00:06:59,404 --> 00:07:03,273 They can't blame their beloved panda for anything. 158 00:07:03,275 --> 00:07:06,710 Hey, everybody. 159 00:07:06,712 --> 00:07:09,079 Hmph. [Hisses] 160 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:10,113 All: Hiyaay! 161 00:07:10,115 --> 00:07:11,648 - Who are you? - What do you mean? 162 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,383 State your name and your business! 163 00:07:13,385 --> 00:07:14,451 Po? Panda? 164 00:07:14,453 --> 00:07:15,819 What are you doing in our barracks? 165 00:07:15,821 --> 00:07:18,755 What are you...? It's me, Po! 166 00:07:18,757 --> 00:07:20,256 [Loud punches] Ooh! Ooh! Aagh! 167 00:07:20,258 --> 00:07:22,492 - Unh. - Take that, Me-Po! 168 00:07:22,494 --> 00:07:24,961 - Viper! - Come on, guys. 169 00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:26,930 Looks like this stranger wants to rumble. 170 00:07:26,932 --> 00:07:29,833 Wait, no! 171 00:07:33,903 --> 00:07:36,438 Intruder! 172 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,273 Whoa! 173 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,775 Hunh! Ha! Ho! 174 00:07:39,777 --> 00:07:40,776 Huah! 175 00:07:40,778 --> 00:07:42,077 Hey, I'm Po! 176 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:44,546 We're friends! You know, the Dragon Warrior? 177 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:45,981 - Don't be ridiculous! - Ooh! 178 00:07:45,983 --> 00:07:48,683 Oogway hasn't chosen a Dragon Warrior yet. 179 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,252 And if he did it would be one of us, 180 00:07:50,254 --> 00:07:51,620 not some flabby panda. 181 00:07:51,622 --> 00:07:53,789 - Hey, hey, hey! - Huh! 182 00:07:53,791 --> 00:07:57,058 Yeah? Well, the universe is funny that way... huah! 183 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,059 - Hyah! - Unh! 184 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,861 - Waaa! - Wuah! 185 00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:01,563 Oof! 186 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,365 Unh! 187 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:04,900 - Ooh! - Ugh! 188 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,635 Oh! 189 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:07,636 Hunh! 190 00:08:07,638 --> 00:08:08,804 [Hissing, biting] 191 00:08:08,806 --> 00:08:10,439 - Ow! - Hyah! 192 00:08:10,441 --> 00:08:12,040 Oof! 193 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,074 - Hunh! - Ooh! 194 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,242 - Unh! - Yaaa! 195 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,343 Waah! 196 00:08:15,345 --> 00:08:17,012 Whoa, where'd this guy come from? 197 00:08:17,014 --> 00:08:20,048 - He's got some serious skills! - Mantis, it's Po. 198 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,550 - Po! Po! Po! - Unh! 199 00:08:21,552 --> 00:08:23,919 Funny, loveable, sharp dresser... nothing? 200 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,821 - Haah! - Ow! Tigress, we're friends! 201 00:08:25,823 --> 00:08:29,157 - You don't attack me. - Then why does it feel so right? 202 00:08:29,159 --> 00:08:32,327 Well, you usually want to attack me, but you hold back! 203 00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:33,929 You can't take all of us at once. 204 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,230 On three... one... 205 00:08:35,232 --> 00:08:36,398 - Wait. - Two. 206 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,399 - Don't! - Three! 207 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:38,400 Hyah! 208 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:42,337 [Shimmering tones] 209 00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:43,905 Unh! 210 00:08:43,907 --> 00:08:48,743 [Painful groans] 211 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:53,248 Hey, you, with the, uh, face. 212 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,950 Do you know who I am? 213 00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:59,888 No idea. Wait, could you be Monkey? 214 00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:03,792 No. I am a monkey, so obviously 215 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,061 my name can't be Monkey, right? 216 00:09:06,063 --> 00:09:08,163 Oh, my gosh, where are my legs? 217 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:10,832 Calm down, I think you're a snake. 218 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:13,335 Oh. Oh, my gosh, I'm a snake. 219 00:09:13,337 --> 00:09:15,136 I couldn't stand it if my name were just 220 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,671 what kind of animal I am. 221 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:19,508 I need a name with real panache. 222 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:23,512 Ooh, how about... Bunny... Cup... 223 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,614 Hat? Does that mean anything? 224 00:09:25,616 --> 00:09:29,384 Are those real words? 225 00:09:29,386 --> 00:09:30,952 Aah! Not good, not good! 226 00:09:30,954 --> 00:09:32,988 This is the worst thing I've ever done! 227 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,389 Well, top five. 228 00:09:34,391 --> 00:09:35,957 I gotta make them remember me 229 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:38,093 or I'm gonna lose my friends forever! 230 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:39,227 Where did I put that scroll? 231 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:40,462 Nope... grocery list. 232 00:09:40,464 --> 00:09:41,663 No, no... 233 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,899 Ooh... Spicy broth noodle recipe. 234 00:09:43,901 --> 00:09:45,834 Focus, Po, focus! 235 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,837 Nope, nope, where is it?! 236 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,605 How is the studying coming, panda? 237 00:09:50,607 --> 00:09:53,575 Have you learned anything new? 238 00:09:53,577 --> 00:09:55,010 Uh, about that. 239 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:58,380 [Chuckles] So, uh, it's possible, maybe, 240 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:00,081 that I might have, uh... 241 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:01,416 - Yes? - Uh, sorta... 242 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:04,419 - Yes? - Accidentally... 243 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:05,921 used the fluttering finger mindslip 244 00:10:05,923 --> 00:10:07,222 a few dozen times on the Furious Five 245 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:08,690 and now they don't remember me or anything! 246 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:09,925 What? 247 00:10:09,927 --> 00:10:13,028 And I think I lost the scroll I learned it from. 248 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,696 Do you know what this means? 249 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,764 [Shimmering tone] 250 00:10:15,766 --> 00:10:16,698 Po! 251 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:17,699 [Shimmering tone] Daah! 252 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,067 Uh... uh... I'm so sorry. 253 00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:21,870 I didn't mean to do that. It was all reflex-y. 254 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,871 [Cane rattling on floor] 255 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:23,872 Uh... 256 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:27,509 Hey, Shifu. how's it, uh... 257 00:10:27,511 --> 00:10:31,913 so to sum up, I just told you I erased the Five's memory 258 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,214 with the fluttering finger mindslip 259 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:36,117 that I learned from a scroll that I lost. 260 00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:37,419 What? 261 00:10:37,421 --> 00:10:41,389 Then you punished me and I learned a valuable lesson. 262 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,224 I punished you? 263 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,461 Yes, very severely. I hated it. 264 00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:49,197 A lot. Wow, you're some Master. 265 00:10:49,199 --> 00:10:51,366 [Chuckles] 266 00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:55,604 Anyhoo, here we are, fixing the problem. 267 00:10:55,606 --> 00:10:56,871 Without anger. 268 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,441 Hmm. 269 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:01,209 There must be an antidote. 270 00:11:01,211 --> 00:11:04,212 We have to search the Cave of Mysteries. 271 00:11:04,214 --> 00:11:06,214 The Cave of Mysteries? 272 00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:08,984 That sounds awesome! 273 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:14,422 And serious. Super, super serious. 274 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,758 [Sighs] 275 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:23,064 Hey... I think we might live there. 276 00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:26,067 It's pretty sweet, are we voting on living there? 277 00:11:26,069 --> 00:11:29,404 'Cause I vote yes. 278 00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:30,805 Have you guys seen this? 279 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:34,109 My knees totally bend the wrong way. 280 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:35,710 Is this normal? 281 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:38,179 - Huah! Hyaaah! - Unh! 282 00:11:38,181 --> 00:11:40,048 Hyah, suh! 283 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:47,188 Hm, judging by our fighting skills, we must be bakers. 284 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,859 Yes, very dangerous bakers. 285 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:54,129 Well, I'm going inside. Dibs on the big bedroom! 286 00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:02,604 Revenge will be mine! 287 00:12:02,606 --> 00:12:06,307 They shall be easy targets, frozen with fear. 288 00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,575 Once they get a taste of my 289 00:12:07,577 --> 00:12:11,179 flying bamboo bird of incalculable retribution! 290 00:12:11,181 --> 00:12:12,881 Ah-ha-ha! 291 00:12:12,883 --> 00:12:15,750 Okay, Bian Zao, start pedaling. 292 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:19,320 I know how to drive a giant bamboo bird, dad. 293 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,691 - I'm not an idiot. - I'm not saying you're... 294 00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:24,025 Can we just not do this now? 295 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:26,695 Can we please just destroy the Furious Five 296 00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:28,663 and save the bickering for later? 297 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,166 I don't know, can we? 298 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,536 Depress the clutch! Did you depress the clutch? 299 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:42,110 [Wind blowing] 300 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:44,179 They're gonna lose it when they see me. 301 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:49,050 Taotie! Their Arch-nemesis! 302 00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:50,685 [Loud crash] 303 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,619 [Bamboo breaking] 304 00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:56,524 Furious Five! 305 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,928 First you delude yourselves with false victory, 306 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:03,131 then you have the audacity to send me a bill? 307 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:09,804 Taotie! 308 00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:13,641 Uh, is that your name? Or an animal? 309 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:21,082 Behold, scrolls 51 through 10,000. 310 00:13:21,084 --> 00:13:22,417 Ten thou... 311 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:24,853 We have to read through 10,000 scrolls? 312 00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:27,288 [Po's voice echoes] 313 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,923 Can't we just skip to the last one? 314 00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,225 Ow! 315 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,193 The shortest path does not necessarily 316 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,129 lead to the correct destination. 317 00:13:34,131 --> 00:13:38,900 - We start at 51. - Okay, okay. 318 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,436 All right. Settle in, panda. 319 00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:43,304 - This could take... - Found it. 320 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,006 Let me see that! 321 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,709 If you mindslip someone repeatedly, 322 00:13:47,711 --> 00:13:50,945 their memories will begin to deteriorate on their own. 323 00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:54,182 Until they can't even remember how to breathe. 324 00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,850 We have less than an hour to reverse it. 325 00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:58,320 - But how? - The mindslip can be 326 00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,388 drawn out by covering the head with Clay 327 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:03,391 from the alabaster pot of remembrance. 328 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:05,426 - Oh. - What? 329 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,362 The alabaster pot of remembrance 330 00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:09,998 can only be reached by traveling down 331 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,500 the corridor of unbelievable agony. 332 00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:15,970 What's with all the long names? 333 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:16,971 Let's go. 334 00:14:16,973 --> 00:14:19,507 No, Shifu. This was my mistake. 335 00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:20,542 I must be the one to face 336 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:23,011 the corridor of unbelievable agony. 337 00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:25,180 Of course you're facing it. 338 00:14:25,182 --> 00:14:27,749 I'm just going to show you where it is. 339 00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:28,817 Oh. 340 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:35,190 This is it. 341 00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:39,027 All that lies between you and the pot 342 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:41,362 is 50 feet of incredible pain. 343 00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:45,033 This scroll explains how to do it. 344 00:14:45,035 --> 00:14:47,769 Oh! Do I have to read all of this? 345 00:14:47,771 --> 00:14:48,803 Yes! 346 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,573 I'll go make sure the Furious Five don't wander off. 347 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:53,508 Good luck. 348 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:55,577 - I can just skim it, right? - No! 349 00:14:55,579 --> 00:14:58,580 [Shifu's voice echoes] 350 00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:00,014 Oh... 351 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,183 What is it with you people? 352 00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:05,620 You don't know me? 353 00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:07,522 How do you not remember me? 354 00:15:07,524 --> 00:15:11,592 Seriously, how? I need to forget him, too. 355 00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:15,696 Wait, if you expected us to know who you are, 356 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,798 you must know who we are! 357 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,701 It's a good thing we bumped into you. 358 00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,604 Yes, yes, it... it is a good thing. 359 00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:26,741 An excellent thing, because, um, heh-heh... 360 00:15:26,743 --> 00:15:32,547 I am Taotie, your... Kung Fu Master. 361 00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:34,782 All: Master Taotie. 362 00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,184 Uh, heh-heh. 363 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:38,853 Uh, you... you're Noodle. 364 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,388 You're Doody. 365 00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,989 Little Britches. 366 00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:44,225 Whiskers Kittypoo. 367 00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:47,795 And, um... El Storko. 368 00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,163 [Giggles] 369 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,532 [Fake cough] Loser. 370 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,568 We have so many questions, Master. 371 00:15:53,570 --> 00:15:56,304 Tell us who we are. Where do we come from? 372 00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:57,305 Oh, uh, yes. 373 00:15:57,307 --> 00:15:59,740 Well, my students... 374 00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:02,410 You've been my pupils for as far back 375 00:16:02,412 --> 00:16:03,711 as anyone can remember. 376 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,747 I trained you in my special Kung Fu. 377 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:09,684 Using my incredible machines... 378 00:16:09,686 --> 00:16:11,986 which everyone in the valley was really impressed with. 379 00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:13,621 [Cheers and applause] 380 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:16,657 They called me a brilliant genius! 381 00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,926 Uh, isn't this supposed to be about us? 382 00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:20,661 Right, sorry. 383 00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:22,063 [Crowd cheers] 384 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:26,200 But then, at the peak of my... of our glory, 385 00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,603 there arose a terrible menace. 386 00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:34,408 A dark lord of evil known as Shifu... sanidiot! 387 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,876 Yeah, Shifusanidiot! 388 00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:36,944 [Giggles] 389 00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:40,781 And his nefarious confederate Po... 390 00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:42,550 Chewswithhismouthopen. 391 00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:44,218 Lame. 392 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,054 And although we have defeated them at every turn, 393 00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,558 Shifusanidiot and Po keep coming back. 394 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,794 By the way, last time we fought those guys, 395 00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,730 I saved your lives! 396 00:16:55,732 --> 00:16:58,165 So you should be really nice to me. 397 00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,500 And then, uh... 398 00:16:59,502 --> 00:17:01,535 also there was a giant cake 399 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,371 with eyes or whatever... 400 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:06,641 The end. 401 00:17:06,643 --> 00:17:09,543 I think I remember that cake! 402 00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:15,383 Anyway, point being, you do whatever I say. 403 00:17:15,385 --> 00:17:16,951 Taotie! 404 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:20,021 Get him! 405 00:17:20,023 --> 00:17:20,955 Unh! 406 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,390 What is the meaning of this? 407 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,692 Save your breath, Shifusanidiot! 408 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:28,729 So, Shifusanidiot, we meet at last... 409 00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:31,599 Again, uh... 410 00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:32,900 What are you waiting for? 411 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:35,536 Start punching him and stuff! 412 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:42,242 Whiskers Kittypoo! Attack! 413 00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:44,578 Wait, I don't want to hurt you. 414 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,247 I wouldn't worry about that, Shifusanidiot! 415 00:17:47,249 --> 00:17:48,248 Rrah! 416 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,450 Ooh! Unh! 417 00:17:50,452 --> 00:17:52,853 Hyah! 418 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,021 Listen to me. 419 00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:57,424 I don't know what he told you, but I'm not your enemy. 420 00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:58,592 Preposterous. 421 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,093 If he's not your enemy, then why 422 00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:01,795 would you be attacking him? 423 00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,797 Good point! Heads up, Little Britches! 424 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,098 Go get 'em, Doody! 425 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,201 Hwah! Yaah! 426 00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:08,535 Noodles, hit him low! 427 00:18:08,537 --> 00:18:10,938 [Hissing] Yaah! 428 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,573 - Huh! Huh! Huh! - Oof! Oof! Oof! 429 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,474 Nice move, El Storko! 430 00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:15,475 Unh! 431 00:18:15,477 --> 00:18:16,543 [Laughs] 432 00:18:16,545 --> 00:18:19,713 El Storko. That's actually pretty funny. 433 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:22,649 - Hyah! - Yaaa! 434 00:18:22,651 --> 00:18:23,984 Blah-blah-blah, 435 00:18:23,986 --> 00:18:25,586 unbelievable agony, heads explode, 436 00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,287 know that already... Ah, forget it! 437 00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:30,157 I'm gonna get that pot. 438 00:18:30,159 --> 00:18:31,191 [Rattling, thumping] 439 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,326 Wha...? 440 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,761 [Whip cracks] Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow! 441 00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,197 Ooh... 442 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,968 Oh, well, that wasn't so... waah! 443 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,536 No! 444 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,239 Waah! Waaaah! 445 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,707 Oh! Ow-hoo-hoo! 446 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:47,708 Third degree! 447 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,943 [Cries, moans] 448 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:50,978 [Swarm buzzing] 449 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,779 Yaaaa! 450 00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:53,981 [Swarm buzzing] 451 00:18:53,983 --> 00:18:55,816 [Swarm stinging] Ooh! Ow! Aagh! Oh! 452 00:18:55,818 --> 00:18:58,518 That was... bad. 453 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,621 Ow! Hurty. 454 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,289 Huh... 455 00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:07,961 Gaah! 456 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:11,632 What? 457 00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:14,768 What did I skim over? 458 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:17,504 "To unlock the cage, use the key which can be found 459 00:19:17,506 --> 00:19:22,709 at the start of the corridor." 460 00:19:22,711 --> 00:19:25,112 Oh, man! 461 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,781 Huh! 462 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:28,882 Hunh! 463 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:30,050 [Swarm buzzing] Gaah! 464 00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,686 Ooh! Ow! Aagh! Oh! 465 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:33,954 Ugh... 466 00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:35,255 Key... 467 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,256 Ooh... 468 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,424 [Crashing, rumbling] 469 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,828 Ow! Ooh! Oh! Hunh! Oooh! 470 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,563 Ugh... 471 00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,933 Now... 472 00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,468 Wait. 473 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,537 Once you have the alabaster pot of remembrance, 474 00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:54,608 use the second key to turn off the corridor's defenses. 475 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,343 Second? 476 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:58,412 Dang it! [Po's voice echoes] 477 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:04,351 Aah! 478 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,219 Ah! 479 00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:07,554 - Guh! - Hey! 480 00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:10,390 Unh! 481 00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:11,758 [Laughs] 482 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,728 Yes! Feel the extension of my wrath. 483 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:19,366 Rue the day you insulted me with your petty accounting! 484 00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:21,935 Rue! 485 00:20:21,937 --> 00:20:23,904 I got the alabaster pot of remembrance! 486 00:20:23,906 --> 00:20:26,673 And a butt full of darts! 487 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:29,910 Um, guys? Why are you fighting Shifu? 488 00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:31,578 They don't know who they are. 489 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:34,247 Yes, we do. We're the Furious Five. 490 00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:35,716 Whiskers Kittypoo! 491 00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,384 - Noodles! - Little Britches! 492 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,786 - Doody! - And El Storko. 493 00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:42,222 And you're our Arch-nemeses, 494 00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,858 Shifusanidiot and Pochewswithhismouthopen! 495 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,293 [Laughs] Shifusanidiot! 496 00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:47,794 [Laughter trails off] 497 00:20:47,796 --> 00:20:51,064 It's... it's... funny, 'cause it's not true. 498 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:52,432 Just give them the remedy! 499 00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:53,934 Get the Clay on their heads! 500 00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:58,405 Furious Five, get that panda! 501 00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,007 Yes, Master Taotie! 502 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,074 Hunh! 503 00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:02,743 [Fighting sounds] 504 00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:05,779 - Hoo-ha! - Unh! 505 00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:07,014 Whoa! 506 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,617 [Fighting sounds] 507 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:11,618 Hunh! 508 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,420 Ow! 509 00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:14,654 Yaa! 510 00:21:16,457 --> 00:21:17,624 Waaaaaaa! 511 00:21:17,626 --> 00:21:19,226 Aaargh! 512 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:25,832 [Fighting sounds] 513 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:28,468 Aah! Aaaaah! 514 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:30,170 Hyah! 515 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,605 Unh! 516 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:32,639 - Yaa! - Aah! 517 00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:34,574 Whoa! 518 00:21:34,576 --> 00:21:35,509 [Clay shatters] 519 00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:42,349 [Clay shatters] 520 00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:45,118 Po... you ate my dumpling. 521 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,087 You erased my memory, not nice. 522 00:21:47,089 --> 00:21:49,056 And it's your turn to sweep. 523 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,158 Yes... yes! Yes! 524 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,993 I mean, sorry... but yes! 525 00:21:52,995 --> 00:21:55,028 Hang on, you're not our Master! 526 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:57,364 You're... You! 527 00:21:57,366 --> 00:22:01,135 Told you they'd recognize me. 528 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:03,136 Aah! 529 00:22:03,138 --> 00:22:04,371 Hurry, son! Faster! 530 00:22:04,373 --> 00:22:06,373 Come on! Move it! 531 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,774 Paddle, son, paddle! 532 00:22:10,311 --> 00:22:14,281 You may have stopped me now, but I'll be back! 533 00:22:14,283 --> 00:22:17,551 And I will destroy Kung Fu forever! 534 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,520 [Evil laugh] 535 00:22:20,522 --> 00:22:24,191 And I'm not paying that bill! 536 00:22:27,361 --> 00:22:29,663 And then Crane came in to tell me to sweep the barracks 537 00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:32,399 and I mindslipped him. Then I just got into a groove. 538 00:22:32,401 --> 00:22:35,001 I mean, it was just so... easy. 539 00:22:35,003 --> 00:22:36,002 Heh-heh. 540 00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:39,639 But I was being lazy. And I took short cuts. 541 00:22:39,641 --> 00:22:42,242 And I almost lost you all. 542 00:22:42,244 --> 00:22:44,778 But I'm done with that now. Forever. 543 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,681 How can we be sure you won't ever do the mindslip again? 544 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:49,449 Oh, I've got a shortcut for that. 545 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,984 Unh! [Mumbles] 546 00:22:50,986 --> 00:22:51,985 [Shimmering tone] 547 00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:54,254 Eh! 548 00:22:54,256 --> 00:22:58,258 How can we tell if it worked? 549 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:02,662 Oh, my gosh! The Furious Five! 550 00:23:02,764 --> 00:23:04,531 I'm your biggest fan! 551 00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:06,900 Can I have your autographs? Will you sign my belly? 552 00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:09,077 All: It worked. 553 00:23:10,037 --> 00:23:13,282 subtitles by Apollo - www.Addic7ed.com - 554 00:23:13,852 --> 00:23:16,708 few corrections & webdl by f1nc0 - www.Addic7ed.com -