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- Amber's moving out.
- It's so sudden.
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What people do.
They move out.
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Not all people.
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Mommy and daddy
are getting married.
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- Isn't that exciting?
- I slept with someone.
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I'll never forgive you
for this.
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How'd you get hooked up
with the baby?
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There is a young woman.
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She works at the coffee cart.
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Do you have a contract
with her or something?
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- No.
- But you have an agreement?
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You're a really good boss.
I don't mean to be such a...
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You gonna be okay?
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Whoa.
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I can't.
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[Obel Just So]
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♪ ♪
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♪ black turns
beat me bright ♪
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♪ turning on the light ♪
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You know,
maybe we should just dig in.
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Why don't we wait
five more minutes?
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I can try him again.
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I'll just try him again.
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♪ You hear somebody say ♪
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♪ we need you right away ♪
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Hey.
How close are you?
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I know, but they made breakfast
for us.
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No, I know, but...
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That's not really an excuse,
Troy.
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Look, but what I'm--
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okay, love you too.
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Okay, bye.
[Beep]
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He got called
into work, so...
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So--but he said
he's really sorry.
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We can reschedule.
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- It's more for us.
- That's fine, let's, um...
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Let's get
this party started.
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We both want you
to have the baby.
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Okay?
He's gonna sign the papers.
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I really don't want you
to worry about that.
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Okay?
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That's the one.
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She kissed you?
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- You?
- Yeah.
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She kissed you?
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Yes. Why is this
so shocking to you?
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Ohh.
[Laughs]
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Well, one,
because it's you.
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And, I mean, I kind of thought
she had a crush on me.
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Oh, I see, I see.
It's about you.
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- You're jealous.
- Holy can of fish.
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That's what this is about.
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- It's gonna become about you.
- No, no.
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Believe me,
I'm not jealous.
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I'm elated right now.
This is fantastic.
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'Cause you had lectured me
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about flirting with her,
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and then you kissed her.
- She kissed me, Crosby.
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Listen to me.
I didn't kiss her.
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Okay?
She kissed your neck
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or your lips?
- Crosby, can you just--
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I'm sorry.
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This is very exciting.
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- Christmas came early.
- Listen to me.
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- Yes.
- Should I or should I not
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tell Kristina?
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Well, yeah,
of course tell Kristina.
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She's gonna love this story.
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You can walk her
through why you were
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at her place
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and how soft
her lips were
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and whether or not
you got aroused downstairs.
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And she's probably
feeling great
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about herself right now
post-baby,
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so I think
this will go over great.
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But you'll be guilt-free
and then she'll spiral
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into a dark, deep depression.
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So you're telling me
I shouldn't tell her?
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Of course
that's what I'm telling you.
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Look, I tell Kristina
everything.
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You should not tell her this.
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I don't know
if I can not tell her, though.
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Was it awesome?
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What?
God, this is not the point.
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Okay?
I am trying to figure this out.
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I can't...
Hey, Rachel.
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- Hi.
- Oh, wow, look who it is.
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All right.
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- This looks delicious.
- Thanks, Rachel.
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Let's make some space here
for you.
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Okay, we got it.
That's his.
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We got it.
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Why don't you pop
the lid off for him?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
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- Great.
- Oh, sorry.
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- That's okay.
- All right.
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You want any--
you want any of this?
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Oh, no, no,
I'm good.
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- Thank you, Rachel.
- You're welcome.
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Okay, you're welcome.
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This is fantastic.
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[Cheerful music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Well, there's a bite
on my neck ♪
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♪ 'cause Charlotte's
not doing her job ♪
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♪ there's a stain
on my shirt ♪
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♪ 'cause so busy
working at all ♪
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♪ these silly little things
keep raining down on me ♪
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♪ when will I be free ♪
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♪ I don't know,
I don't know ♪
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♪ there's a bite
on my neck ♪
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♪ 'cause Charlotte's
not doing her job ♪
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♪ now ♪
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Both: Hello.
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Ooh.
Does he have homework?
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Yeah, math and science.
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Hey, Jabbar, how was school?
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Miss Lee told us
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she's getting married.
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Oh, good for her.
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Oh, hey, he loved
the peanut butter and jelly
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on the wheatless bread.
- Ooh!
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Mm-hmm.
It's a real bingo.
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Yeah, that'll make lunches
easier now.
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When she gets married,
she's changing her name
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to Mrs. Bishop.
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Okay.
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When are you guys
getting married?
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Sweetie, your dad and I
don't live together anymore.
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I know.
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But when are you
getting married?
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♪ Parenthood 3x10 ♪
Mr. Honesty
Original Air Date on November 22, 2011
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♪ May God bless
and keep you always ♪
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♪ and may your wishes
all come true ♪
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♪ may you always do
for others ♪
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♪ and let others do for you ♪
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♪ may you build a ladder
to the stars ♪
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♪ and climb on every rung ♪
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♪ and may you stay ♪
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♪ forever young ♪
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♪ may you grow up
to be righteous ♪
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♪ may you grow up
to be true ♪
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♪ may you always know
the truth ♪
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♪ and see the lights
surrounding you ♪
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courageous ♪
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♪ stand upright
and be strong ♪
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♪ forever young ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Hey.
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I have this week's bills
for you to sign.
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- Great. Thank you.
- And the good news
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is the check from the Cee Lo
session finally got here, so...
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- Oh.
- Our first paycheck.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
That is good news.
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Okay.
Thank you, Rachel.
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Um...
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Adam, about the other night...
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Rachel, I'm sorry,
I don't want to talk about it.
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Okay, isn't this
a bit stalkerish?
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No, this is research.
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- Stalkery?
- I got him.
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Troy Quinn,
The Mission, San Francisco.
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Boyfriend to Zoe DeHaven.
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There we go.
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- Oh, look, he's cute.
- Yeah.
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Well, good.
Oh, my God, he's really cute.
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What is he doing
working at a convenience store?
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- Yeah.
- He could model. Or strip.
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- Ooh.
- What?
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I'm sorry.
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Wow. My wife picturing
our birth father stripping.
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That's a little weird
for me, honey.
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I just--I see
what she sees in him.
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- Okay, focus here.
- On the surface.
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- Focus.
- Right, let's find out
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about the rest of him.
- We've got a task at hand.
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- Jury's still out.
- Yeah.
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- Fan of world cup soccer.
- That's good.
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- Yeah?
- Okay, beach, movies.
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- Death metal.
- Yikes.
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- Boy.
- No favorite books.
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Oh, well, we'll have
an illiterate headbanger.
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That's okay.
But a pretty one.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Hello.
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You know what?
We got to meet this kid.
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It's one thing to have Zoe
on board,
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but, until Troy Quinn
is ready
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to sign the papers,
we're just wasting our time.
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- That's true.
- Yeah, so...
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- What are you gonna do?
- Well, I want to go--
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I want to go meet this kid,
you know, talk to him.
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What, are you gonna take
the papers over there?
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No, I'm not gonna take the--
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I'm just gonna meet him
at his work.
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That is stalking.
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I mean--
- it's a little awkward,
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but aren't you gonna feel better
once we have the green light?
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Yes, in light of the fact
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that I asked someone I work with
for her baby.
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This is half that crazy,
what you did.
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- So give me this.
- Bye.
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Wait, one more.
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Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
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I gotta go.
Come on.
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Oh, get out of here.
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- I've got things to do.
- Oh, yeah.
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I can't be here making out
with you all day.
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I got work to do.
Get outta here.
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Okay.
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[Knock at door]
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- Come in.
- Hello.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Got a minute?
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Or two or three?
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Yeah.
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This place is looking groovier
every week.
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- I like it.
- Why, thank you?
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What's happening
with the young man?
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Did he bring up
the marriage thing again?
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No, he didn't,
thank God.
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When he said that,
it just killed me.
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- Yeah, that was rough.
- I thought, when we told him
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you were gonna move out,
that he would just...
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Connect the dots?
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- Yeah.
- I don't know if he's
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as bright
as we originally thought.
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- No, he's not.
- I'm worried.
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I thought he'd just figure it
out like Santa Claus.
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Wait a minute, he doesn't
believe in Santa Claus?
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Christmas is ruined.
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No, no, no.
No, I mean, you know
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how kids just one day
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figure it out on their own?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You know, and I figured he'd
eventually get that, you know,
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we weren't getting married.
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So do you think
he's going to figure that out
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on his own?
- No.
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He's really confused.
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And I don't think
it's good for him
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to keep hoping for something
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that's not gonna happen.
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So I think that you and I
should sit him down
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and tell him the truth.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, um...
I think you're right,
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and I think
it's going to suck.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So maybe we have your mom do it.
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- [Laughs]
- She loves giving bad news.
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It's her specialty.
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[Gentle music]
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[Knock at door]
258
00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:51,040
- Uh, yeah.
- It's the landlord. Open up.
259
00:09:51,075 --> 00:09:55,912
Uh, I'm in--
I'm--I--can you come back later?
260
00:09:55,946 --> 00:09:58,047
- I'm kind of busy.
- Come on.
261
00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,482
Coming.
262
00:09:59,517 --> 00:10:02,084
- Today.
- I'm coming. I'm coming.
263
00:10:02,103 --> 00:10:04,304
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi.
264
00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:05,522
I'm fine.
How are you?
265
00:10:05,556 --> 00:10:07,256
- I'm really good.
- Good.
266
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,641
- How's the kids?
- You're $140 short.
267
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:09,809
- Oh, no, no, no.
- Last month
268
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,528
you were two weeks late.
269
00:10:11,562 --> 00:10:12,862
That was the exception.
270
00:10:12,897 --> 00:10:15,198
Get the $140 to me tomorrow,
or you are out.
271
00:10:15,232 --> 00:10:17,066
W-w-w-w-whoa.
272
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,435
I can't get it to you,
you know, tomorrow.
273
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:23,289
Tomorrow.
No ifs, buts, or ands.
274
00:10:23,324 --> 00:10:24,374
No, none?
None of them?
275
00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:26,743
- Hasta la vista.
- Ha-ha, baby.
276
00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:33,416
Hey, hon,
thinking about doing a cleanse.
277
00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:35,919
I got this book today,
and I'm really thinking
278
00:10:35,953 --> 00:10:38,121
about just getting
all the toxins out of my system
279
00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:40,323
and, like, trying to lose
the rest of the baby weight.
280
00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:42,559
I think I can do it
while I'm breast-feeding,
281
00:10:42,593 --> 00:10:44,461
but I have to check
with my doc.
282
00:10:44,495 --> 00:10:47,363
Rachel kissed me.
283
00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,816
After I went into The
Luncheonette the other night
284
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,401
when Crosby said
it was urgent,
285
00:10:51,435 --> 00:10:54,704
and it was after
the math warriors tournament.
286
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,906
It was just out of the blue.
She just kissed me.
287
00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:59,042
It was weird.
288
00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:02,912
It was that night that I went
into The Luncheonette.
289
00:11:02,947 --> 00:11:05,348
I debated whether to tell you
because it didn't mean anything,
290
00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:06,649
so I didn't want to upset you,
291
00:11:06,684 --> 00:11:08,318
but ultimately
I want to be honest.
292
00:11:08,352 --> 00:11:10,587
So...
293
00:11:10,621 --> 00:11:13,857
Rachel, the girl that you
worked with, kissed you?
294
00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:14,924
- On the lips?
- Yes.
295
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:16,493
Yes.
296
00:11:16,527 --> 00:11:19,863
- Did you kiss her back?
- No, no, of course not.
297
00:11:19,897 --> 00:11:21,464
No, I pushed her off,
you know.
298
00:11:21,499 --> 00:11:23,032
She kissed me,
and I pushed her off
299
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,768
and I let her know
that that is inappropriate.
300
00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:27,403
You okay?
301
00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:31,574
I assume she's leaving,
right?
302
00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,910
Yeah.
303
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,945
Yeah.
304
00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:42,931
♪ Love ♪
305
00:11:42,966 --> 00:11:45,918
♪ I'll be your moonlit night ♪
306
00:11:45,952 --> 00:11:47,970
♪ so you'll have ♪
307
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:51,974
♪ a life in the sun ♪
308
00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:53,575
So?
309
00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:57,146
I like that, but I think
I like the ukulele more.
310
00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,148
I think we should record one
with the ukulele
311
00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:00,682
and then you can listen
and see what you think.
312
00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:01,917
- Sound good?
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:03,936
Let's do it.
314
00:12:07,423 --> 00:12:09,024
- Hey.
- Hey.
315
00:12:09,058 --> 00:12:11,126
[Strumming ukulele]
316
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:13,562
Hey, Landon, you're good
anytime you want.
317
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:22,204
What's up?
318
00:12:22,238 --> 00:12:23,705
What is it?
319
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:26,508
We have to fire Rachel.
320
00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:29,178
Why?
321
00:12:29,212 --> 00:12:32,080
♪ Child, my heart
skips a beat ♪
322
00:12:32,115 --> 00:12:34,416
I told Kristina.
323
00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,551
Uh-huh.
324
00:12:35,585 --> 00:12:37,052
And she...
325
00:12:37,086 --> 00:12:38,353
I told you
not to tell her.
326
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:39,621
I know you told me
not to tell her,
327
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:40,823
but I told her.
- What did I say?
328
00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:42,391
I knew this would be
the outcome.
329
00:12:42,425 --> 00:12:44,226
Kristina overreacted,
and now I got to deal with it.
330
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:47,029
- By firing Rachel?
- I don't have a choice.
331
00:12:47,063 --> 00:12:48,764
Someone who's competent
and hardworking
332
00:12:48,798 --> 00:12:50,232
and affordable?
I know this. I know this.
333
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:52,935
So she gets hurt.
I mean, you had to have played
334
00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:54,169
some role in this.
335
00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:55,604
What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
336
00:12:55,638 --> 00:12:56,738
I'm saying
you must have flirted with her.
337
00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:57,739
I didn't do anything.
338
00:12:57,774 --> 00:12:58,740
I was not flirting with her.
339
00:12:58,775 --> 00:12:59,908
Don't say that I was, okay,
340
00:12:59,943 --> 00:13:01,009
'cause Kristina
will go off the deep end.
341
00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:02,144
Well, I find it
very hard to believe
342
00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:03,645
that a hot young girl
just attacked
343
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,013
an old dude,
I'm sorry.
344
00:13:05,048 --> 00:13:06,148
- Old dude?
- I find that very difficult--
345
00:13:06,182 --> 00:13:07,199
You know what,
here's what happened.
346
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,417
You're an old dude
compared to her.
347
00:13:08,451 --> 00:13:10,319
We had a heart-to-heart,
I expressed to her
348
00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,621
that I felt she didn't need
to trade on her looks
349
00:13:12,655 --> 00:13:13,856
so much,
that she's a smart girl,
350
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,707
she doesn't need
to dress like that all the time.
351
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:16,875
- Adam.
- That's all I said.
352
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,494
You told her
she was beautiful on the inside.
353
00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:19,761
Are you kidding me?
354
00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:22,164
What young girl's
not gonna respond to that?
355
00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:23,398
So it's my fault?
356
00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:25,000
I'm just saying
you started it,
357
00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,169
so you can't now fire her
for something--
358
00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,637
I don't want to fire her.
I have to fire her.
359
00:13:28,671 --> 00:13:30,172
I'm just trying
to keep the peace at home.
360
00:13:30,206 --> 00:13:33,408
♪ Like I want to,
little darlin' ♪
361
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,377
♪ 'cause you know ♪
362
00:13:35,411 --> 00:13:37,779
Well, it doesn't seem right
that to clean up
363
00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:40,315
your side of the street you've
got to dump all over hers.
364
00:13:40,349 --> 00:13:41,817
I just don't feel
like that's right.
365
00:13:41,851 --> 00:13:43,318
Can you just help me out?
Can you get behind this?
366
00:13:43,353 --> 00:13:44,686
Can you support me in this?
367
00:13:44,721 --> 00:13:48,023
♪ I do lo-oo-ve you ♪
368
00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:50,425
Yes, as long as you admit
that you were wrong.
369
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:53,328
- Why is this so important...
- ♪ I am dyin' ♪
370
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:56,465
♪ just for you ♪
I want you to acknowledge
371
00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:58,500
that you did something wrong
for once.
372
00:13:58,535 --> 00:14:00,502
And now this girl
has to be fired about it.
373
00:14:00,536 --> 00:14:02,938
Maybe my wife overreacted,
but I didn't do anything wrong.
374
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,506
Okay.
375
00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:06,408
[Click]
That was really good, Landon.
376
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:08,010
- That was really cool.
- Thank you.
377
00:14:08,044 --> 00:14:11,813
♪ ♪
378
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,774
Hey, are you Troy?
379
00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:24,776
I'm Troy.
Can I help you?
380
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,778
Uh, yeah,
I'm Joel Graham.
381
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,697
I'm Julia's husband.
382
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:32,251
- Julia Graham.
- I'm sorry.
383
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:35,537
My wife works at the law firm
with Zoe.
384
00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:38,874
We're adopting your...
385
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:40,408
I know exactly
who you are.
386
00:14:40,426 --> 00:14:41,760
- Oh, good.
- I wanted to apologize
387
00:14:41,794 --> 00:14:43,262
for standing you up
the other day as well.
388
00:14:43,296 --> 00:14:44,880
I'm sorry.
Troy.
389
00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:46,148
Nice to meet you.
390
00:14:46,182 --> 00:14:48,083
No, she talks
about you all the time.
391
00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:49,101
Yeah, we think
the world of her.
392
00:14:49,135 --> 00:14:50,752
So anyway, I know
393
00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:52,788
it's kind of an awkward thing,
394
00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:54,590
but I just wanted to kind
of get things out in the open
395
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,358
if you had any questions
or whatnot.
396
00:14:56,392 --> 00:14:57,559
You know,
we just wanted to,
397
00:14:57,593 --> 00:14:59,461
uh, make sure
that you guys
398
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:01,262
are as comfortable
as possible with us.
399
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,898
You know.
400
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:06,267
You really want
this baby bad, huh?
401
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:08,470
Uh...
402
00:15:08,504 --> 00:15:12,457
You know, I have
six brothers and sisters.
403
00:15:12,492 --> 00:15:13,742
Six of 'em.
404
00:15:13,776 --> 00:15:15,276
You can have
any one you want.
405
00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:16,945
Okay.
406
00:15:16,963 --> 00:15:20,666
Wow, that is generous.
Uh...
407
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:23,819
Hey, would you, um,
would you have dinner with us?
408
00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:27,356
You and Zoe?
409
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,491
Who's cooking?
410
00:15:29,525 --> 00:15:30,859
I am.
411
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:34,596
Oh, she's got you wanting
a baby and cooking?
412
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,348
Don't give Zoe
any ideas.
413
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:38,483
How's Saturday?
414
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:42,104
I like steak.
415
00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:46,307
Steak it is.
416
00:15:46,326 --> 00:15:48,643
Okay, hey,
nice to meet you.
417
00:15:48,661 --> 00:15:49,945
Nice to meet you too.
418
00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:53,048
- We'll see you Saturday.
- See ya.
419
00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:14,853
[Car horn honks]
Oh, no, no, no, no.
420
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:18,056
[Engine stalls]
421
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,225
No.
Oh, my God.
422
00:16:20,276 --> 00:16:22,010
[Car horns honking]
Come on, move it, lady!
423
00:16:22,028 --> 00:16:23,511
That's great.
Yeah, okay.
424
00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:25,680
Maybe you could
just go around me, [Bleep].
425
00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:27,366
This is ridiculous.
426
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,117
- Nice car.
- Yes. How are you?
427
00:16:29,152 --> 00:16:31,036
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
428
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,155
I don't know--
ooh.
429
00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:34,322
[Car horns honking]
430
00:16:34,356 --> 00:16:36,041
Oh, God, what is this?
431
00:16:36,075 --> 00:16:39,061
I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do.
432
00:16:39,095 --> 00:16:40,996
I'm sorry.
Funny.
433
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,164
Very funny. Yeah.
434
00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:43,665
Glad you're having fun.
435
00:16:43,699 --> 00:16:46,101
[Coughing]
436
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,887
Do I push it?
437
00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:50,255
I'm trying to fix it!
438
00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:53,308
Sorry.
I don't...
439
00:16:53,342 --> 00:16:55,710
[Car horns continue blaring]
440
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,183
Listen, you know families come
in all kinds of combinations.
441
00:17:01,217 --> 00:17:03,919
Jabbar, you know,
some kids have parents
442
00:17:03,953 --> 00:17:06,088
who are the same color
like Sydney and Max.
443
00:17:06,122 --> 00:17:08,023
And some parents
have different colors,
444
00:17:08,057 --> 00:17:10,692
like you guys.
- Yeah, you know, more flavor.
445
00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:12,594
Right.
[Chuckles]
446
00:17:12,628 --> 00:17:13,762
And you know some kids
447
00:17:13,796 --> 00:17:15,864
who have one mommy and one daddy
448
00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:19,067
and some who have two mommies
or two daddies.
449
00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:20,702
Like Jensen?
450
00:17:20,737 --> 00:17:22,254
Right.
Just like Jensen.
451
00:17:22,288 --> 00:17:23,538
- Jensen has?
- Yeah.
452
00:17:23,573 --> 00:17:24,740
- Oh.
- Yeah.
453
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,108
But what we're talking about now
454
00:17:26,142 --> 00:17:28,777
is that some families
have moms and dads
455
00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:32,414
that are married
and live under the same roof...
456
00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:35,016
And some kids have parents
who aren't married
457
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,818
and live under different roofs.
458
00:17:36,853 --> 00:17:40,088
But, you know, that doesn't mean
they can't be as happy
459
00:17:40,123 --> 00:17:42,891
as the other families.
460
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:47,295
Well, you know mom and I
have decided
461
00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:51,933
to not live together
and be friends, right?
462
00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:55,604
So that also means
463
00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:58,673
that there won't be
a wedding like we planned.
464
00:17:58,708 --> 00:18:03,078
But you said
you were gonna get married
465
00:18:03,112 --> 00:18:06,782
and I was gonna wear a suit
and be in the wedding
466
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,451
and I would get
to hold the ring.
467
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,320
Yeah, well, you're right.
468
00:18:12,355 --> 00:18:13,655
We did tell you that.
469
00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:16,024
And we're really sorry.
470
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,225
We're really sorry.
471
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,593
We shouldn't have told you
those things
472
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:21,863
until we were 150% sure.
473
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:26,401
So you're never, ever
gonna get married?
474
00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:33,475
No.
475
00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:36,444
- No.
- Are you sure?
476
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:38,647
Both: Yeah.
477
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:47,355
I wish we were
under-the-same-roof family.
478
00:18:52,495 --> 00:18:55,463
[Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata
plays]
479
00:18:55,498 --> 00:19:03,504
♪ ♪
480
00:19:43,429 --> 00:19:44,879
Rachel.
481
00:19:44,897 --> 00:19:46,481
[Music stops]
Hi. Sorry.
482
00:19:46,515 --> 00:19:48,767
Um...I couldn't resist.
483
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,119
Rachel, what happened
484
00:19:51,153 --> 00:19:54,556
the other night
was totally inappropriate,
485
00:19:54,590 --> 00:19:57,893
and I can't let
that happen again.
486
00:19:57,927 --> 00:20:01,463
I like you,
you do a great job here,
487
00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:07,068
but I'm gonna have to...
488
00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:10,071
Let you know
that I will not hesitate
489
00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:14,709
to let you go if anything
like that happens again.
490
00:20:17,079 --> 00:20:18,980
Okay.
491
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:24,719
Thank you.
492
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:41,164
So I think that
the Galápagos giant tortoise
493
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:43,048
in some ways
is like dad.
494
00:20:43,082 --> 00:20:45,033
- That's why.
- Interesting.
495
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,369
I am going to go get dessert.
496
00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:48,703
Hey, don't make fun
of your brother.
497
00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:50,088
Hey, if you're gonna get
a popsicle,
498
00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,973
please use a napkin, Max.
I will use a napkin.
499
00:20:52,008 --> 00:20:53,642
Look in on Nora
for us, please, Haddie.
500
00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:55,210
You got it.
501
00:20:55,228 --> 00:20:56,895
[Sighs]
502
00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:58,480
Honey, that was delicious.
Thank you.
503
00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:00,315
I'm gonna clear
these plates.
504
00:21:00,349 --> 00:21:02,284
How was work today?
505
00:21:02,318 --> 00:21:03,385
Uh...
506
00:21:03,419 --> 00:21:05,237
It was good,
you know.
507
00:21:05,271 --> 00:21:06,938
Crosby found
this great sandwich shop
508
00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:08,657
around the corner,
make their own bread.
509
00:21:08,691 --> 00:21:09,991
It's real good.
510
00:21:10,026 --> 00:21:13,328
Anyone kiss anyone?
511
00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:16,281
Yeah.
Yeah, we all kissed each other.
512
00:21:16,332 --> 00:21:18,467
So how'd she take it?
513
00:21:20,236 --> 00:21:22,304
You know...
514
00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:23,905
Way those things go.
515
00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,924
Was she upset?
516
00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:30,929
Yeah.
She was upset.
517
00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:42,423
Hey, grandma.
518
00:21:42,441 --> 00:21:44,609
Hey, you know,
your mom's not here.
519
00:21:44,644 --> 00:21:45,927
She's working tonight.
520
00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:47,612
Yes, I know.
521
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:50,448
I'm actually here
522
00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:52,200
to see you.
523
00:21:52,235 --> 00:21:55,036
Uh-oh. I'm not sure
that sounds so good.
524
00:21:55,071 --> 00:21:56,171
What's up?
Hey. What?
525
00:21:56,205 --> 00:21:58,373
A girl can't come visit
her grandma
526
00:21:58,407 --> 00:22:00,742
for a fun...
527
00:22:00,776 --> 00:22:02,777
What's up?
528
00:22:06,082 --> 00:22:07,349
I need help.
529
00:22:07,383 --> 00:22:09,251
Um...
530
00:22:09,285 --> 00:22:10,986
This is terribly embarrassing.
531
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:14,656
I feel ashamed
to have to ask,
532
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:19,728
and just know
that I would only ask
533
00:22:19,762 --> 00:22:22,063
if I really, really needed it.
534
00:22:22,098 --> 00:22:27,802
Um, I'm having a bit
of money trouble.
535
00:22:27,837 --> 00:22:30,505
I just can't make it all
add up.
536
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:32,774
- And--
- How much?
537
00:22:32,808 --> 00:22:38,513
Well, the sort of emergency
number is about 140.
538
00:22:38,548 --> 00:22:43,518
But I could--
- how much do you really need?
539
00:22:43,553 --> 00:22:46,321
It's a big number.
540
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:49,758
It's about $400.
541
00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,226
I know.
It's a lot.
542
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,028
I don't even know
where it's going.
543
00:22:53,062 --> 00:22:56,898
You know, gas money,
and nobody tips anymore.
544
00:22:56,933 --> 00:23:00,702
And food and rent,
and I'm just trying to make it.
545
00:23:00,736 --> 00:23:02,170
And I'm doing everything
that I can,
546
00:23:02,188 --> 00:23:03,738
but it's not quite...
547
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,407
balanced yet.
548
00:23:05,441 --> 00:23:07,275
And I promise you
I will pay you back.
549
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,877
I promise.
550
00:23:08,911 --> 00:23:11,212
I'm stuck, though.
551
00:23:13,950 --> 00:23:17,786
Well, you know, I've been
in this situation myself
552
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,622
more than a couple of times,
so...
553
00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,425
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
554
00:23:23,459 --> 00:23:26,928
I'm gonna lend you
the $400, okay,
555
00:23:26,963 --> 00:23:28,797
but it's a one-time thing.
- Yes.
556
00:23:28,831 --> 00:23:30,632
- I know that you're working
- Of course.
557
00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:33,602
very hard,
but it's not cutting it.
558
00:23:33,636 --> 00:23:35,470
So obviously you're going
to have
559
00:23:35,504 --> 00:23:38,206
to figure
something else out.
560
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,641
Yeah.
561
00:23:39,675 --> 00:23:42,677
And you're a smart girl.
562
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:46,748
You will.
563
00:23:46,782 --> 00:23:48,483
Thank you so much.
564
00:24:01,964 --> 00:24:03,398
No, hey,
no, no, no.
565
00:24:03,432 --> 00:24:04,565
- What?
- What are you doing?
566
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:05,784
Here. Give me those.
Give me those.
567
00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,118
What? What?
[Overlapping statements]
568
00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:08,586
Going in the wrong place.
569
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,839
I invite you here
for screw sorting,
570
00:24:10,873 --> 00:24:12,407
and you screw it all up.
I mean, come on.
571
00:24:12,425 --> 00:24:13,508
I'm trying to do it right.
572
00:24:13,542 --> 00:24:14,843
Just leave it alone,
leave it alone.
573
00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:16,077
I didn't know they were--
574
00:24:16,095 --> 00:24:17,796
It's not rocket science here,
Crosby.
575
00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,215
What's wrong?
What's going on here?
576
00:24:20,249 --> 00:24:22,617
- Where are you at?
- I think--I was just thinking
577
00:24:22,652 --> 00:24:24,752
about something else--
- what are you thinking about?
578
00:24:24,770 --> 00:24:27,188
Um, something at home.
579
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,092
Like what?
580
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,895
Well, Jabbar asked Jasmine and
I when we were getting married
581
00:24:33,929 --> 00:24:37,699
the other day,
and he was really confused.
582
00:24:37,733 --> 00:24:40,235
So we sat him down
and explained to him
583
00:24:40,269 --> 00:24:42,037
that we weren't getting married,
584
00:24:42,071 --> 00:24:45,840
and he was
just really disappointed
585
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:48,309
and...
586
00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:51,379
I don't know.
I think I...
587
00:24:51,414 --> 00:24:53,114
It was kind of the first time
it hit me
588
00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:55,783
that, you know,
when I cheated on Jasmine,
589
00:24:55,801 --> 00:24:58,086
it wasn't
that just I lost her,
590
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,971
you know,
I ruined his chance
591
00:25:00,005 --> 00:25:02,223
at having a real family.
592
00:25:02,258 --> 00:25:04,759
The fact that he can't have that
because of me,
593
00:25:04,793 --> 00:25:06,394
it's...
594
00:25:06,429 --> 00:25:07,829
I just feel
like a crummy dad,
595
00:25:07,863 --> 00:25:10,131
and that's
what I was thinking about.
596
00:25:10,149 --> 00:25:12,150
No, you don't say that,
son.
597
00:25:12,184 --> 00:25:13,184
Don't say that.
598
00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:16,321
I mean, you're...
599
00:25:16,355 --> 00:25:19,374
You are a great father.
600
00:25:19,408 --> 00:25:22,644
I mean, my gosh,
look what you've--
601
00:25:22,678 --> 00:25:24,529
look what you've done
with that little guy.
602
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:27,482
I mean, Jabbar, Crosby,
he looks up to you.
603
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,417
I mean, he worships
the ground you walk on.
604
00:25:29,452 --> 00:25:30,952
I watch him.
605
00:25:30,986 --> 00:25:33,188
Jiminy Christmas,
you're his hero.
606
00:25:33,222 --> 00:25:35,590
You know?
He loves you.
607
00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:37,425
You're the man
in his life.
608
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,561
That's a gift
to Jabbar.
609
00:25:39,595 --> 00:25:41,846
And he loves you.
610
00:25:41,881 --> 00:25:45,767
So don't say
you're a bad father.
611
00:25:45,801 --> 00:25:48,403
You're doing just fine,
son.
612
00:25:48,437 --> 00:25:50,839
Gigglegigglegigglegiggle!
613
00:25:50,873 --> 00:25:53,007
Pbbbbbbbbtttt!
614
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,476
[Giggles]
615
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:56,778
Daddy said you were laughing,
but I didn't believe him.
616
00:25:56,812 --> 00:25:58,780
And you giggle,
giggle, giggle, giggle.
617
00:25:58,814 --> 00:25:59,864
You're cracking up.
618
00:25:59,899 --> 00:26:01,516
Let's call daddy
at work, okay?
619
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,251
You want to?
Mm-hmm.
620
00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:06,538
Let's call dada.
Let's call dada.
621
00:26:06,572 --> 00:26:09,324
Dada's so busy,
busy, busy, busy.
622
00:26:09,358 --> 00:26:11,760
[Dialing]
623
00:26:11,794 --> 00:26:13,795
[Line ringing]
624
00:26:13,829 --> 00:26:15,713
You want to giggle
for dada?
625
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,165
You want
to giggle for dada?
626
00:26:17,199 --> 00:26:20,902
Hello, The Luncheonette,
this is Rachel.
627
00:26:20,936 --> 00:26:23,905
Hello?
628
00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:25,974
Hello.
629
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:29,444
[Click]
630
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,046
She read Underpants and...
631
00:26:40,071 --> 00:26:40,930
Captain Underpants.
632
00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:43,776
Captain Underpants
and sang one song.
633
00:26:43,777 --> 00:26:46,279
Oh, really?
She read you Captain Underpants?
634
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,913
Wow, you got
a pretty good mom there.
635
00:26:47,931 --> 00:26:49,715
- Thanks.
- Well, how about this?
636
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,417
How about we sing
a song together
637
00:26:51,451 --> 00:26:53,252
and then you go to bed?
- What are you gonna sing?
638
00:26:53,270 --> 00:26:54,921
Well, I want you
to pick.
639
00:26:54,955 --> 00:26:56,822
Row, Row, Row Your Boat?
640
00:26:56,857 --> 00:26:59,091
Uh, yeah,
that sounds good to me.
641
00:26:59,126 --> 00:27:01,327
I like when we all used
to sing that in the car.
642
00:27:01,361 --> 00:27:03,429
Hold on one second.
Are you guys snuggling?
643
00:27:03,463 --> 00:27:05,097
Uh, yeah.
644
00:27:05,132 --> 00:27:07,233
I'm pretty jealous.
645
00:27:07,267 --> 00:27:08,668
Okay, you ready?
646
00:27:08,702 --> 00:27:09,936
- Yeah.
- Okay.
647
00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:11,137
Good, you go first
648
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,271
and then your dad
and then me.
649
00:27:12,306 --> 00:27:14,674
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
650
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,943
♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
651
00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,645
♪ gently down the stream ♪
♪ row, row, row your boat ♪
652
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,081
- ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
- ♪ gently down the stream ♪
653
00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:24,016
- ♪ life is but a dream ♪
- ♪ merrily, merrily, merrily ♪
654
00:27:24,051 --> 00:27:26,252
♪ life is but a dream ♪
655
00:27:26,286 --> 00:27:28,120
♪ row, row, rowing
of the boats ♪
656
00:27:28,155 --> 00:27:30,523
- Did he say doily?
- ♪ up and down the streams ♪
657
00:27:30,557 --> 00:27:32,291
♪ merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily ♪
658
00:27:32,326 --> 00:27:34,427
♪ let's eat krispy kremes ♪
659
00:27:34,461 --> 00:27:35,861
I love you, nerd.
660
00:27:35,896 --> 00:27:37,330
I love you too.
661
00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,299
Okay, good night.
662
00:27:40,334 --> 00:27:42,335
Night, Daddy.
663
00:27:49,543 --> 00:27:51,110
I can't believe
we're doing this.
664
00:27:51,144 --> 00:27:52,445
What do you mean
you can't believe it?
665
00:27:52,479 --> 00:27:54,447
The expense tracker.
It's exactly what you need.
666
00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:56,148
Well, I can't believe
grandma told you about this.
667
00:27:56,183 --> 00:27:58,784
This is, like, exactly
what I was trying to avoid.
668
00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:01,320
I don't want to do
some weird online schemes
669
00:28:01,355 --> 00:28:02,688
that you do.
- Schemes?
670
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:03,822
This is Suz-e Orman.
671
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,358
I think it's Suze, right?
672
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,460
No, no, it's Suz-e.
She doesn't need the I.
673
00:28:07,494 --> 00:28:08,527
That's how she saves money.
674
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,879
Okay.
That's enough.
675
00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:12,164
- Okay, look--
- Just get down to business.
676
00:28:12,199 --> 00:28:13,199
Here's a list of expenses--
677
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,433
lunch fees,
school uniforms--
678
00:28:14,468 --> 00:28:16,002
- Sport team uniforms...
- You don't have that.
679
00:28:16,036 --> 00:28:18,904
All right, here we go.
Take-home pay.
680
00:28:18,939 --> 00:28:20,339
What is it?
I don't know.
681
00:28:20,357 --> 00:28:22,208
Okay.
Unemployment,
682
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,209
Social Security,
dividends,
683
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,577
pensions,
retirement plan...
684
00:28:24,611 --> 00:28:25,978
- Oh, no.
- Rental. What is your rent?
685
00:28:26,013 --> 00:28:27,063
Oh, God, I don't know.
I don't know.
686
00:28:27,114 --> 00:28:28,281
I don't know.
Mom, mom, mom, stop.
687
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:29,682
I don't want to do this.
688
00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,450
This is not working.
I don't know any of this.
689
00:28:31,485 --> 00:28:34,904
This is for people
that, like, have a plan
690
00:28:34,955 --> 00:28:37,590
and they know what is going on
with their lives
691
00:28:37,624 --> 00:28:39,024
and they do other things.
692
00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:42,328
I just come here
and work every day
693
00:28:42,362 --> 00:28:44,213
as hard as I can,
and I'm like--
694
00:28:44,247 --> 00:28:47,166
still don't have enough money
to do anything.
695
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,769
And, you know, I don't have,
like, a goal
696
00:28:49,803 --> 00:28:52,772
or a plan or anything
that I'm, like, working towards.
697
00:28:52,806 --> 00:28:58,244
So I don't know
how this is gonna get better.
698
00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:03,482
Well, let's find you a goal.
699
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:08,754
And make a plan.
700
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,690
We'll think of something.
701
00:29:10,724 --> 00:29:12,608
- [Sighs]
- Look at you.
702
00:29:12,659 --> 00:29:14,360
You're doing so good.
703
00:29:14,394 --> 00:29:16,295
Look at this.
The piping cup?
704
00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:18,431
Are you kidding me?
People would kill for this job.
705
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,465
Yeah, thank you.
706
00:29:19,499 --> 00:29:20,666
You're like the queen
of coffee.
707
00:29:20,701 --> 00:29:21,934
Mm-hmm. Right.
708
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:25,638
- Appreciate it.
- We'll figure something out.
709
00:29:25,672 --> 00:29:27,707
We have, like, every Brazilian
known to man in there.
710
00:29:27,741 --> 00:29:30,292
And they're, like, running
through the hall--
711
00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,962
Hey, babe, remember when Brazil
scored that goal
712
00:29:33,013 --> 00:29:35,014
and there were, like,
all the crazy Brazilians
713
00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:37,266
running through the hallways
and they're--lalalaaaah!
714
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,185
- Do you remember that?
- How could you forget?
715
00:29:39,219 --> 00:29:40,586
That was a good game.
716
00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:41,954
- That was a good game.
- That was a good game.
717
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,056
- Yeah, we DVR'd it.
- We did. We did.
718
00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:46,559
We maybe should have
watched it live.
719
00:29:46,593 --> 00:29:47,927
I think I was on
at, like, 3:00 a.m. here.
720
00:29:47,961 --> 00:29:52,097
Julia coaches
her daughter's soccer team.
721
00:29:52,115 --> 00:29:54,767
- Nice.
- I mean, they're seven, so...
722
00:29:54,785 --> 00:29:57,803
It's kind of--
it's controlled chaos.
723
00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,906
I try to instill in them
the love of the game.
724
00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:02,775
[Laughs]
725
00:30:02,809 --> 00:30:06,946
You know,
Troy's an Oakland native.
726
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:08,381
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
727
00:30:08,415 --> 00:30:12,351
Not this particular
neighborhood, but not far.
728
00:30:12,386 --> 00:30:15,287
Yeah, we're kind of up
in the boonies here.
729
00:30:15,322 --> 00:30:17,790
Yeah, I wouldn't call this
the boonies.
730
00:30:17,808 --> 00:30:21,527
It's a little
off the beaten path, I guess.
731
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,697
This steak is really good.
732
00:30:24,731 --> 00:30:25,931
It's really good.
733
00:30:25,966 --> 00:30:28,300
Thanks.
734
00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:30,703
Zoe is psyched
you guys want the baby.
735
00:30:30,737 --> 00:30:33,355
She speaks very highly
of the both of you,
736
00:30:33,407 --> 00:30:36,509
and I can see why she signed
those papers so quickly.
737
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,194
- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks, man.
738
00:30:38,245 --> 00:30:43,048
I guess we just felt
maybe it was a bit too quick.
739
00:30:44,518 --> 00:30:45,668
Mm-hmm.
740
00:30:45,702 --> 00:30:47,119
We'd like to change
some of the terms.
741
00:30:47,154 --> 00:30:50,156
No. We don't want
to change any of the terms.
742
00:30:50,190 --> 00:30:51,757
We just--
well, Troy looked into it,
743
00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:53,893
and we just have
a few questions.
744
00:30:53,927 --> 00:30:56,462
You've been covering
her medical expenses.
745
00:30:56,496 --> 00:30:58,998
And that's been amazing,
it's been really helpful.
746
00:30:59,032 --> 00:31:01,200
- Yeah.
- But Zoe's gonna be carrying
747
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,735
around this baby
for nine months.
748
00:31:02,769 --> 00:31:04,720
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, that's almost a year
749
00:31:04,771 --> 00:31:06,505
out of her--
out of our lives.
750
00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:08,240
Okay.
751
00:31:08,275 --> 00:31:09,241
She's gonna go
through the trauma
752
00:31:09,276 --> 00:31:10,443
of delivering it.
753
00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,044
Right.
I don't know
754
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:14,413
if we've really
fully expressed
755
00:31:14,448 --> 00:31:16,582
how grateful we are
for this.
756
00:31:16,616 --> 00:31:19,368
You know,
it's the most incredible gift
757
00:31:19,402 --> 00:31:21,454
that anyone could ever give us,
758
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,389
and we really consider
that we're so lucky.
759
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:25,291
And we're so happy.
760
00:31:25,325 --> 00:31:28,227
- We're so super psyched--
- What I'm getting at
761
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,463
is people pay a lot of money
for a baby these days.
762
00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:35,901
A girl Zoe's age can get
up to 30k just for an egg.
763
00:31:37,471 --> 00:31:40,639
Um, Troy, if you're asking
for what
764
00:31:40,674 --> 00:31:43,142
I think you're asking,
765
00:31:43,176 --> 00:31:45,845
I have to tell you that,
in the state of California,
766
00:31:45,879 --> 00:31:49,215
it's illegal to pay
a biological parent
767
00:31:49,249 --> 00:31:50,816
for their child.
- Aren't you a lawyer?
768
00:31:50,851 --> 00:31:52,401
- Yes.
- Right, so they pay you
769
00:31:52,435 --> 00:31:53,986
to work around the laws, no?
- I always thought Troy should--
770
00:31:54,020 --> 00:31:55,588
- No.
[Clatter]
771
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:58,390
Troy, my wife's job
is actually to uphold the law.
772
00:31:58,425 --> 00:31:59,391
Do you understand?
773
00:31:59,426 --> 00:32:00,559
It's to make sure
774
00:32:00,594 --> 00:32:02,161
that people aren't treated
unfairly.
775
00:32:02,195 --> 00:32:03,629
So, when you come
into our house
776
00:32:03,663 --> 00:32:05,231
and you try
to coerce us--
777
00:32:05,265 --> 00:32:07,566
We're not trying to coerce--
let me just say,
778
00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:09,001
this is such a misunderstanding.
779
00:32:09,035 --> 00:32:10,469
That's not what we're doing.
We would never do that.
780
00:32:10,504 --> 00:32:14,507
It just--it feels to me
like it's a little one-sided.
781
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:16,208
You guys have laid out
your terms,
782
00:32:16,243 --> 00:32:17,476
you're getting
everything you want,
783
00:32:17,511 --> 00:32:19,678
you're doing pretty well
for yourselves.
784
00:32:19,713 --> 00:32:23,349
I think it's only fair
Zoe and I get to say
785
00:32:23,383 --> 00:32:26,151
what we feel works for us.
786
00:32:34,728 --> 00:32:38,464
Okay, fine.
787
00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:41,267
Oh, Troy, come on.
Sit down.
788
00:32:41,301 --> 00:32:42,835
They made dinner.
789
00:32:42,869 --> 00:32:44,703
Can we--can we sit and talk
about this?
790
00:32:44,738 --> 00:32:46,822
Thank you for the steak.
It was great.
791
00:32:46,873 --> 00:32:48,440
Troy, just sit down.
Come on.
792
00:32:48,475 --> 00:32:51,510
- We should talk about it.
- We're going.
793
00:32:51,545 --> 00:32:55,331
Thank you for having us,
and you know where to find us.
794
00:32:59,419 --> 00:33:01,387
I'm sorry.
795
00:33:15,468 --> 00:33:17,469
[Door opens]
796
00:33:19,639 --> 00:33:22,341
Hey.
[Door shuts]
797
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,443
All the kids asleep?
798
00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:26,311
- Yup.
- All right.
799
00:33:26,329 --> 00:33:28,030
- How was your day?
- It was okay.
800
00:33:28,081 --> 00:33:29,031
- How are you doing?
- I'm good.
801
00:33:29,082 --> 00:33:32,751
- Mwah.
- Just a little tired.
802
00:33:32,786 --> 00:33:34,486
- You have a good day?
- You all right?
803
00:33:34,521 --> 00:33:36,839
Mm-hmm.
804
00:33:36,873 --> 00:33:38,190
Hey, I want to talk--
805
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,159
I actually called
the studio today.
806
00:33:40,193 --> 00:33:41,527
You weren't there,
807
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,963
so Rachel answered.
- Right.
808
00:33:43,997 --> 00:33:45,531
I'm really hoping, Adam,
809
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:48,300
that you have
a great explanation--
810
00:33:48,334 --> 00:33:49,702
- It's a complicated situation.
- 'Cause I'm trying
811
00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,036
so desperately to give you
the benefit of the doubt
812
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,104
on this,
I really am.
813
00:33:52,138 --> 00:33:53,372
I've been thinking about it
all day.
814
00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:54,873
- Can you just let me explain?
- Try to explain.
815
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:56,442
I just--I would really
love to hear
816
00:33:56,476 --> 00:33:57,543
what you have to say
right now.
817
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,745
I talked to Crosby
about it.
818
00:33:59,779 --> 00:34:01,814
- Uh-huh.
- And after thinking about...
819
00:34:01,848 --> 00:34:05,517
Crosby? Why does Crosby have
to know any of this?
820
00:34:05,552 --> 00:34:06,869
Can you just stay here--
821
00:34:06,903 --> 00:34:08,020
Just don't touch me
for a second, please.
822
00:34:08,038 --> 00:34:09,421
- Just don't.
- All right.
823
00:34:09,456 --> 00:34:10,856
I want to hear
what you have to say.
824
00:34:10,890 --> 00:34:12,374
But I'm so sick
to my stomach
825
00:34:12,409 --> 00:34:14,043
right now because you lied.
826
00:34:14,077 --> 00:34:15,327
You lied to me.
827
00:34:15,361 --> 00:34:18,213
I went out of my way
to tell you about this.
828
00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:20,032
Adam, why did you tell me
about it?
829
00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:22,051
Wait a second, why did you
tell me about it?
830
00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:24,503
Listen to me,
I went to the studio
831
00:34:24,537 --> 00:34:25,671
because Crosby said
832
00:34:25,705 --> 00:34:27,372
that something was urgent,
I got there.
833
00:34:27,390 --> 00:34:29,008
He just wanted
to celebrate finishing
834
00:34:29,042 --> 00:34:31,176
Arty Party and booking
the studio for a month.
835
00:34:31,211 --> 00:34:32,177
- That's all it was.
- Oh, good.
836
00:34:32,212 --> 00:34:33,345
You guys were celebrating.
837
00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:34,847
He broke out some Tequila...
838
00:34:34,881 --> 00:34:35,898
You were drinking together?
839
00:34:35,932 --> 00:34:37,399
I had one drink.
840
00:34:37,434 --> 00:34:38,717
Crosby and Rachel
had too much to drink.
841
00:34:38,735 --> 00:34:41,120
I wasn't drunk.
I didn't kiss her.
842
00:34:41,154 --> 00:34:43,238
- She kissed me.
- Did you stop the kiss?
843
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:44,573
Yes.
844
00:34:44,607 --> 00:34:45,574
How?
845
00:34:45,608 --> 00:34:47,276
How did you do that?
What did you do?
846
00:34:47,327 --> 00:34:49,227
You drove her home...
Go ahead, I want to hear this.
847
00:34:49,245 --> 00:34:51,246
- It was raining.
- Okay.
848
00:34:51,281 --> 00:34:52,948
[Sighs]
849
00:34:52,999 --> 00:34:54,299
You know, Kristina,
850
00:34:54,334 --> 00:34:56,035
this is a difficult thing
for me to explain, okay?
851
00:34:56,069 --> 00:34:57,235
- Really?
- Yeah, it is.
852
00:34:57,253 --> 00:34:58,470
It's very difficult.
It was raining...
853
00:34:58,505 --> 00:35:00,205
It's a really difficult thing
for me--
854
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,741
I had had a conversation with
her about the way she dressed,
855
00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:04,576
that she didn't have
to dress so provocatively.
856
00:35:04,594 --> 00:35:05,911
Do you like
the way that she dresses, Adam?
857
00:35:05,929 --> 00:35:07,079
Is that what this is about?
858
00:35:07,097 --> 00:35:08,347
Please don't put words
in my mouth.
859
00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:09,415
No, I'm not.
Why are you keeping her there?
860
00:35:09,449 --> 00:35:10,966
It doesn't make any sense
to me.
861
00:35:11,017 --> 00:35:12,951
I'm just--
I don't understand it.
862
00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,920
I tried to fire her, okay?
863
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:17,022
I couldn't...
864
00:35:17,057 --> 00:35:18,724
Just let me finish,
all right?
865
00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:20,025
I'm listening.
866
00:35:20,060 --> 00:35:21,493
They were drinking, okay?
867
00:35:21,528 --> 00:35:23,495
I didn't want another
Gaby situation on my hands.
868
00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:24,730
It was raining outside.
869
00:35:24,764 --> 00:35:26,098
I wanted to take--
I thought the right thing
870
00:35:26,116 --> 00:35:28,133
to do was to take
the young girl home.
871
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:30,035
She was drunk.
Did you get out of the car?
872
00:35:30,070 --> 00:35:31,770
Yes, I did.
I got out of the car,
873
00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:32,805
I walked her
to her door--
874
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,272
You walked her
to her door?
875
00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,941
- She's 26 years old.
- It was raining.
876
00:35:35,975 --> 00:35:37,342
It doesn't matter
if it's raining.
877
00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:38,827
What, is she gonna slip--
878
00:35:38,878 --> 00:35:39,962
She lives
in a dodgy neighborhood.
879
00:35:39,996 --> 00:35:40,963
I was trying
to do the right thing.
880
00:35:40,997 --> 00:35:42,081
This is ridiculous.
881
00:35:42,115 --> 00:35:43,248
Kristina,
I didn't do anything.
882
00:35:43,282 --> 00:35:44,616
You kissed
another woman.
883
00:35:44,651 --> 00:35:46,335
I didn't kiss another woman.
884
00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:47,820
She kissed me, Kristina.
Listen to me.
885
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,621
Okay?
886
00:35:49,656 --> 00:35:51,173
She kissed me, okay?
887
00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:52,624
I stopped the kiss.
888
00:35:52,659 --> 00:35:54,259
I came home.
889
00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:56,929
- Kristina--
- Are you attracted to her?
890
00:35:56,963 --> 00:36:00,232
No, I am not attracted
to her.
891
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:01,800
Adam, tell me the truth.
892
00:36:01,818 --> 00:36:04,319
Are you attracted to her?
893
00:36:06,189 --> 00:36:08,190
What do you want me
to say, Kristina?
894
00:36:08,241 --> 00:36:11,326
She's an attractive girl.
Yes, I find her attractive.
895
00:36:11,361 --> 00:36:13,145
I don't want
a relationship with her.
896
00:36:13,163 --> 00:36:14,513
I didn't pursue her.
I didn't kiss her.
897
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:18,117
I didn't do anything.
898
00:36:18,151 --> 00:36:20,652
Are you attracted to me?
899
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:27,292
Yes, Kristina,
of course I'm attracted to you.
900
00:36:27,327 --> 00:36:29,878
No, just don't touch me.
Please don't touch me.
901
00:36:29,929 --> 00:36:32,297
I can't. This is how we become
one of the 80%.
902
00:36:32,331 --> 00:36:34,399
No, how we become
one of the 80% is by not--
903
00:36:34,434 --> 00:36:37,102
I don't you
to touch me right now!
904
00:36:39,105 --> 00:36:40,305
Okay?
905
00:36:40,340 --> 00:36:41,857
You're making this
really difficult.
906
00:36:41,891 --> 00:36:42,891
I'm not, Adam.
907
00:36:42,942 --> 00:36:44,026
Any other woman would say
908
00:36:44,060 --> 00:36:46,111
the same thing right now.
909
00:36:46,146 --> 00:36:47,346
Kristina,
she kissed me.
910
00:36:47,380 --> 00:36:48,747
I told you about it.
911
00:36:48,782 --> 00:36:50,182
You asked me to fire her,
I tried to fire her,
912
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,233
I couldn't go through with it,
913
00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:52,234
I felt like her feelings
were hurt--
914
00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:53,735
"Her feelings were hurt"?
915
00:36:53,787 --> 00:36:55,154
Oh, God, I'm so happy
916
00:36:55,188 --> 00:37:00,042
that you care so much
about her feelings.
917
00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:01,493
Kristina, can you stay
in the room?
918
00:37:01,528 --> 00:37:03,862
I've done everything for you
every single time
919
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,331
you need support,
emotionally, anything.
920
00:37:06,365 --> 00:37:08,083
I'm home every single day
921
00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:09,234
making the kids' calendars...
922
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,502
- I know.
- Doing the cleaning,
923
00:37:10,537 --> 00:37:12,538
the cooking, everything.
924
00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:14,306
I'm Mrs. Braverman.
925
00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:17,375
I have my husband's back always.
926
00:37:17,393 --> 00:37:18,544
Not anymore.
927
00:37:18,578 --> 00:37:22,447
- Kristina.
- I'm done.
928
00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:35,237
[knocking on door]
929
00:37:35,315 --> 00:37:37,683
- Hey.
- Hi.
930
00:37:37,718 --> 00:37:40,152
Um, just saying
good night.
931
00:37:40,187 --> 00:37:41,749
- I'm leaving, so...
- Oh.
932
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:45,219
Well, good night.
933
00:37:45,253 --> 00:37:47,988
Okay, so you hate me now,
right?
934
00:37:48,023 --> 00:37:49,423
You hate me.
935
00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:51,025
No.
I don't hate you.
936
00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:54,195
Do you hate Troy?
937
00:37:56,164 --> 00:37:59,083
No, I just didn't get the
chance to know him very well.
938
00:37:59,134 --> 00:38:01,769
Yeah.
939
00:38:01,803 --> 00:38:04,071
You know,
he's such a good guy.
940
00:38:04,106 --> 00:38:08,209
He's a really good guy.
941
00:38:08,243 --> 00:38:10,144
And he's just looking out
for me.
942
00:38:14,516 --> 00:38:18,085
Look, I don't know
what to do.
943
00:38:20,555 --> 00:38:23,991
Well, I can't give you money
for the baby, Zoe.
944
00:38:30,332 --> 00:38:32,333
Good night.
945
00:38:35,003 --> 00:38:37,037
Yeah, good night.
946
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,084
He left Cinnamon
at my house.
947
00:38:51,102 --> 00:38:53,754
I know sometimes he has a hard
time sleeping without him, so...
948
00:38:53,772 --> 00:38:55,956
Thank you.
You didn't have to do that.
949
00:38:55,991 --> 00:38:57,358
Can I give it to him?
950
00:38:57,392 --> 00:38:59,727
Oh, he's at my mom's house
tonight
951
00:38:59,761 --> 00:39:02,129
'cause I had a late class, so...
- Oh.
952
00:39:02,164 --> 00:39:03,864
Well, the truth is,
I think he sleeps fine
953
00:39:03,899 --> 00:39:05,316
without Cinnamon.
I just wanted to see him.
954
00:39:05,367 --> 00:39:07,234
So you can give it to him.
955
00:39:07,269 --> 00:39:08,319
[Chuckles]
956
00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:11,372
Oh.
957
00:39:11,406 --> 00:39:13,841
Did we mess up?
958
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:16,076
I'm worried that we,
like, ruined him.
959
00:39:16,111 --> 00:39:17,745
Yeah, I think
we messed up.
960
00:39:17,779 --> 00:39:18,979
But I think we're gonna mess up,
961
00:39:19,014 --> 00:39:20,748
like a thousand more times
before he's 18.
962
00:39:20,782 --> 00:39:22,583
I don't think you should get
963
00:39:22,617 --> 00:39:23,918
too spun out about this one.
964
00:39:23,952 --> 00:39:26,120
- Okay.
- And my dad
965
00:39:26,154 --> 00:39:27,855
happened to tell me
that he thinks
966
00:39:27,889 --> 00:39:29,139
we're incredible parents.
967
00:39:29,174 --> 00:39:30,457
- What?
- Yeah.
968
00:39:30,492 --> 00:39:32,159
And you know what
a tough judge he is.
969
00:39:32,194 --> 00:39:33,194
Yeah.
Okay.
970
00:39:33,228 --> 00:39:35,462
- Yeah.
- I feel a little better now.
971
00:39:35,497 --> 00:39:39,433
You know, I opened up
that bottle of Cab
972
00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:40,434
that you like.
973
00:39:40,468 --> 00:39:42,653
You want to join me
for a drink?
974
00:39:42,687 --> 00:39:44,772
Yeah, I want to join you
for a drink.
975
00:39:44,806 --> 00:39:46,473
- Oh.
- It's free, right?
976
00:39:46,508 --> 00:39:47,825
No, it's actually $5 a glass.
977
00:39:47,859 --> 00:39:49,243
- Totally worth it. I'll pay.
- I'll waive it.
978
00:39:49,277 --> 00:39:52,079
- I'll pay $10.
- You seem so excited.
979
00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:53,330
You're so excited.
980
00:39:53,365 --> 00:39:56,750
Hey.
981
00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:57,952
Hey, can we talk?
982
00:39:57,986 --> 00:39:59,653
I've decided to go back
to work.
983
00:40:02,891 --> 00:40:04,024
- Kristina--
- I've been thinking
984
00:40:04,059 --> 00:40:05,559
about our conversation
the other day,
985
00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:07,995
and I'm always willing
to do what's best for you
986
00:40:08,029 --> 00:40:09,763
and what's best
for the family,
987
00:40:09,798 --> 00:40:12,833
and I've decided
to do what's best for me.
988
00:40:15,003 --> 00:40:18,205
And I don't want to have
a conversation about it.
989
00:40:19,574 --> 00:40:22,175
Not right now.
990
00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,713
Who's the biggest girl?
991
00:40:25,747 --> 00:40:28,949
Who's mommy's big girl?
992
00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:41,528
- Mm, that's lovely.
- What are you doing?
993
00:40:41,563 --> 00:40:43,047
Makes me want to hear
a little Kenneth G.
994
00:40:43,081 --> 00:40:45,032
A little Ken G.
Kenny G?
995
00:40:45,050 --> 00:40:47,051
- A little Ken G.
- [Laughs]
996
00:40:47,085 --> 00:40:48,602
I propose a toast
997
00:40:48,637 --> 00:40:51,005
to subpar parenting skills.
998
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:53,641
Okay.
Cheers.
999
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:56,277
Mm.
1000
00:40:56,311 --> 00:40:57,394
To Dr. Joe.
1001
00:40:57,429 --> 00:41:00,047
To Dr. Joe.
1002
00:41:00,065 --> 00:41:01,048
[Laughter]
1003
00:41:01,066 --> 00:41:02,716
Why Dr. Joe?
1004
00:41:02,734 --> 00:41:03,884
This make me feel
like Dr. Joe.
1005
00:41:03,902 --> 00:41:05,052
Like this is something
he would do...
1006
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:06,236
[Laughs]
1007
00:41:06,271 --> 00:41:08,455
Listen
to adult contemporary music.
1008
00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:10,107
He doesn't do that.
1009
00:41:10,158 --> 00:41:11,492
Does he listen
to adult contemporary?
1010
00:41:11,526 --> 00:41:13,093
Not all the time.
1011
00:41:13,128 --> 00:41:15,796
- [Laughs]
- No, he doesn't do that.
1012
00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:17,397
- All right. All right.
- He doesn't do that.
1013
00:41:17,415 --> 00:41:19,767
Okay.
[Both slurping]
1014
00:41:19,801 --> 00:41:21,068
Mm.
1015
00:41:21,102 --> 00:41:22,670
- To Tuff.
- Oh.
1016
00:41:22,704 --> 00:41:24,872
Oh, Tuff.
Here we go, Tuff.
1017
00:41:26,074 --> 00:41:27,341
Mm.
1018
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:29,343
Tuff.
1019
00:41:29,377 --> 00:41:32,245
I think the last time
I saw her
1020
00:41:32,263 --> 00:41:33,347
was when you saw her.
1021
00:41:33,381 --> 00:41:34,648
Oh, that's tough.
1022
00:41:34,683 --> 00:41:36,350
- Hee hee.
- Ha ha.
1023
00:41:36,384 --> 00:41:38,352
Oh, that's right.
You're funny.
1024
00:41:38,386 --> 00:41:40,454
- I forgot.
- Yeah, I can be.
1025
00:41:40,488 --> 00:41:42,823
- I remember now.
- Sometimes.
1026
00:41:44,926 --> 00:41:48,762
♪ I can be your lover,
I can be your friend ♪
1027
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,230
I think you should go.
1028
00:41:50,265 --> 00:41:53,334
♪ That you just wanna hear ♪
1029
00:41:53,368 --> 00:41:55,069
♪ ♪
1030
00:41:55,103 --> 00:41:58,772
♪ cause my heart's
full of love ♪
1031
00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:02,242
♪ yeah, my heart's full
of love ♪
1032
00:42:02,276 --> 00:42:04,495
♪ yeah, my heart's
full of love ♪
1033
00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:08,448
♪ ♪
1034
00:42:08,466 --> 00:42:12,252
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1035
00:42:12,286 --> 00:42:16,256
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1036
00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:20,010
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1037
00:42:20,061 --> 00:42:22,462
♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
1038
00:42:22,487 --> 00:42:26,487
== sync, corrected by elderman ==