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And here's me looking elated.
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And here's me looking serene.
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And here's me getting real.
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I was thinking about the middle east.
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It's intractable.
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It's cool, right, McKenna?
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She's a little shy.
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Oh, me too.
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So this is gonna be fun today.
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Should we check out
the nerve center of the show
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where all the magic happens?
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Whatever.
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"Whatever." You go, girl.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, hi.
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Pipes burst upstairs.
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- I smell feces.
- It's not feces, honey.
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- I smell feces.
- It's not feces.
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- McKenna, wait out...
- But our offices are destroyed.
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Someone needs to shut off
the water main.
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"Water main." He's such a man.
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The other day at my home
he used the words,
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- "load-bearing wall."
- Amazing.
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Don't worry, Ava.
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- I'm saving your stuff.
- Great.
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And don't forget to grab
my gong, Missy.
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Blessed by Steven Seagal.
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Why is this happening?
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This is gonna kill the entire day.
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This is gonna kill about a week.
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- What?
- You need to replace
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- all the ceiling tiles...
- Ceiling tiles.
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- The drywall.
- Mm. Dry.
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The electrical system's
probably shot to hell.
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- Hell.
- Why does this stuff
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always happen to our show?
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I mean, do Ellen's pipes burst?
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No, they do not.
[Gasps]
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You know what, Ellen did this.
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Oh, well played, Ellen.
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- Reagan, Reagan.
- What?
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put on your best rose gold jewelry,
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and take a two-hour nude swim.
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- Okay.
- Hey, all.
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We're gonna take
the next few days off
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and run the best of Ava
while some big strong men
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come in and fix things.
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I got your...
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[Screams]
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[Clatter]
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That's the wrong gong, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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This flood is the best thing
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that has ever happened to me, honey.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, look at us.
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We're on a weekday,
and I'm strolling, man.
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- Well...
- Look at all those suckers
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off to the rat race.
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Not me.
I jumped that ship.
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Hey, so you're still cool
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with me grabbing lunch
with Dave today?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
You go see Dave.
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You guys talk law
and bust corporations.
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Hashtag occupy, you know.
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Yeah, don't left-wing tweet
at me, please.
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No, I'm kid...
I mean, in fact I was thinking
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of taking Amy to the park anyway.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
Although, you know,
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she needs her nap
in, like, 20 minutes.
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She can be off-schedule
for one day, come on.
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Yeah, if you want
to have a beelzi-baby.
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A devil babe.
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Oh, God.
What's with the weeds?
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- Sweet old Len.
- Is sweet old Len a ghost?
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Is that the house that sweet
old Len murdered his family in?
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Len's an old man.
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He likes his yard
the way he likes it.
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Yeah, I don't... it's doing
that thing where they're looking
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like baby trees, honey.
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I hate that.
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Yeah, but he served in Korea,
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so you might just want to let it go.
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Well, it bugs me.
Okay, whatever.
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Ooh.
Honey, I like you
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in a black blazer and a nice Jean.
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Come on, babe,
don't say Jean in the singular.
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I hate that.
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It's the first time I hung out
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with anyone from work since I left,
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so I want them to know
that I'm still one of the guys.
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Can you roll my back?
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Yeah.
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So...
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This is feeling pretty gratuitous.
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Want me to do the front?
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Kind of... no.
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Come on.
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Ooh, that junk drawer's
a problem, honey.
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You want me to clean it up
while you're gone today?
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No, it's fine.
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Yeah, you can't even close it.
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You can if you force it a little bit.
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And, plus, it's got
all the stuff I need.
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You need soy sauce packets,
loose batteries,
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and Dracula teeth.
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Don't worry about it.
Just take the day off.
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I really don't mind.
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- I'll go to the container store...
- [Singsong] I like it.
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[Singsong] Okay.
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All right?
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Plus, I need these for later.
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'Cause I'm doing...
[Growls]
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Okay... aagh!
Okay.
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Have a good lunch, honey.
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[Sighs]
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I'm just gonna clean it up
just a little bit.
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A little bit.
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All right.
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Oh, Chris t. Brink's truck,
back it up.
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Here he is.
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- Come on.
- I would just like
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a normal handshake.
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- I'm not really good at...
- You did great.
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Oh.
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Bartender, may we have
two scotches here?
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Wow, all right, mid-day scotches.
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I like it.
It's been a while.
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Dude, what's going on?
How's the firm?
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She's a bitch,
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but she knows I like it rough.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you know what,
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we are back in court
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with your old Nemesis.
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Gypsum textiles.
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Those guys
cannot stop dumping [Bleep]
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In the Colorado river, huh?
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It's like they hate nature.
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Yeah, I got depositions
all afternoon.
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Oh. Wow.
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Man, I do not... do not miss those.
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Really?
You were always so good at it.
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Oh, here we go.
Thank you.
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Cheers.
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- You mind if I take a quick...
- Oh, no.
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Yeah.
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How's your day going?
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Oh, you are going
to be so proud of me.
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Check this out.
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Check. This. Out.
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Okay, look at this junk drawer.
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It's kind of a misnomer now,
isn't it?
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Because there's
absolutely no junk in there.
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I mean, now we just call it drawer.
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- Yup.
- Reagan, are you in need
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of some sort of medical attention?
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No, I'm just excited
about being domesticated
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and stuff.
Check this out.
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Look at this new system I have
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for folding Amy's laundry.
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And, wow, that's a lot of wine
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you're pouring there, honey.
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Are you okay?
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I just left Kevin and that daughter.
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I couldn't make a connection.
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I hate saying this
about a little girl,
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but she's a real butt.
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- Ava.
- With two ts.
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McKenna is a butt.
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Honey, this has got
to be very difficult for her.
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You are the new woman
in her father's life.
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It's very threatening.
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It's true.
I'm a quadruple threat.
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I sing, I act,
I dance, I replace mothers.
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She's actually very sweet.
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You know her.
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Maybe you can help make
a breakthrough.
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We have a lunch date tomorrow.
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You want me and Chris to come?
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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I like Kevin so much.
He's so real,
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and the calluses
on his hands are so rough.
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When he touches me, I feel
as though I'm being sandblasted.
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We're coming.
We're coming.
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- Okay?
- Hey, what's up, ladies?
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- Hi.
- So...
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- Hi, honey.
- How's the relaxing time going?
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A-mazing.
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You, my darling, are going
to be so proud
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of how I started to rock this house.
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It's so much better.
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Oh, yeah.
Was it bad before?
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No.
No, it wasn't bad.
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It's just not as good as it is now.
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May I present to you
Amy's laundry 2.0.
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- You gap-folded everything.
- Yeah.
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The way you were folding it
was, like, leaving a crease.
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At first I thought it was OCD.
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You know, like Howie Mandel.
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Right. So you folded
all of Amy's socks too?
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Yeah, I mean,
I like your balling method,
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but it's just kind of messy.
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So I just think folding's nicer.
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Oh, is it nicer?
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Okay, well, you know, I ball 'em up
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like that so they stay together,
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and, that way, they match too.
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Okay.
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Show him the new junk drawer.
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Oh, did you touch the junk drawer?
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'Cause I distinctly remember
saying something
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along the lines of "leave it alone."
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Yup. "I like it that way."
Remember that?
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- It's better.
- Wow.
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You keep using the word "better".
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And it's not really a big deal...
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It's a drawer and some laundry.
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- Okay?
- Right.
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See, thing is
about your revolutionary
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folding method is that,
just the slightest shake-up
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or slip, and, oh, no, we are left
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with a tedious hellscape
of unmatched socks.
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But when you ball them up,
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they stay together like this.
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You get to do fun things like this.
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Oh, that is fun.
It is fun.
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But if you fold it,
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then you can do stuff like this.
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Hmm?
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That's true.
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But then again
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you get to do things like this.
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Oh.
Unfolding them.
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Well, those are falling flat.
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You can't get any air.
But I can just keep doing that.
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No, see... oh, my God.
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These don't match.
But now they do.
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- Rapid-fire.
- That feels good.
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That's like a little massage
of baby socks.
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I have way more... many more socks
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because they're not in balls.
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Never gonna stop.
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You two, your lovemaking
must be so playful.
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That feels good.
That actually feels really good.
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- You see what I can do there?
- Yeah.
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{pub}So, McKenna.
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How do you like your new doll?
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My doll died.
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Now, honey, are you sure
she's not just sleeping?
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No.
It's dead.
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They sell everything else here,
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maybe they sell
baby doll coffins too.
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- No?
- McKenna, come on.
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I'm sorry.
She's not usually like this.
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Help me.
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How about the three of us girls
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go over to the candy section
261
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and we just eat hot tamales
until we freak out?
262
00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:53,810
- What do you say? Yeah?
- Yay.
263
00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:55,812
- Sounds fun!
- Come on, let's go.
264
00:08:55,937 --> 00:08:57,245
- Fun!
- Okay.
265
00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,250
So, uh, this is nice,
right, you guys?
266
00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,587
Yeah, you know, I mean, Ava, she's...
267
00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,753
Well, she's amazing.
268
00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:07,547
- Yeah.
- Beautiful.
269
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,507
McKenna's not really making it
easy, though.
270
00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:12,028
It's tough.
271
00:09:12,153 --> 00:09:15,164
[Deep voice] It is tough.
272
00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:16,681
What's... what's with the low voice?
273
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,433
I don't know. Just feeling
kind of competitive.
274
00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,226
- What, with me vocally?
- Yeah.
275
00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,478
Yeah. I get it.
It's very hypnotic.
276
00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,607
It is hypnotic.
[Baby fusses]
277
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,009
Uh-oh.
Looks like somebody made a mess.
278
00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,011
I'm gonna get you cleaned up.
279
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,445
Oh, no.
280
00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:32,155
Oh, my God.
281
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,950
Oh, Reagan got to my diaper bag.
282
00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,518
I keep the wipes in the main part
283
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,153
'cause, if you try
to jam 'em in the front,
284
00:09:37,278 --> 00:09:39,288
then they just... the lid pops open,
285
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,289
- and then what do you got?
- Dry wipes.
286
00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,416
These things are not supposed
to be exposed to air, you know.
287
00:09:43,582 --> 00:09:44,792
Diaper time's tough enough
288
00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,169
without somebody jacking up
your wipes.
289
00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,914
Reagan's going back
to work in three days.
290
00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:50,673
I just got to keep it together
till then.
291
00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:53,402
[Deep voice] You know what,
you're doing good, bro.
292
00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:55,053
Just stay strong.
293
00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,179
You're doing the voice thing again.
294
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:58,264
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
295
00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:00,309
You know what always amazes me?
296
00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,262
Is how many gummi objects
that they have.
297
00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:06,231
The Germans pronounce it goomee.
298
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,900
Hey, McKenna, what's your
favorite subject in school?
299
00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,526
Uh, science.
300
00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:11,569
Really?
301
00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:14,280
And I also like music, I guess.
302
00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:15,990
Did you know that Ava's a musician?
303
00:10:16,156 --> 00:10:17,927
Well, I had a couple of R&B hits.
304
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,328
And one crossover.
305
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,265
It was a country duet
with Kenny Rogers.
306
00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:23,866
I'm really big in the red states.
307
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,292
Whenever I go to Branson,
I need a huge security detail.
308
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,338
I have to sing at this recital
at my school.
309
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,339
I don't want to do it.
310
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:33,342
Oh.
311
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,044
[Loudly]
What?
312
00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:36,579
[Normal]
You don't have to sing.
313
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:37,929
I'll go to your school,
and I'll sing for you.
314
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:39,973
No, what I was thinking,
315
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,225
Ava, is that you could mentor
McKenna.
316
00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,394
You know, give her some tips, huh?
317
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,063
Yes.
McKenna, I would love
318
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,816
to help you if you want.
319
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,395
You could spend the afternoon
in my music room.
320
00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,153
That could be fun.
321
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:57,366
Okay.
322
00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:00,535
Yes.
[Silently] Thank you.
323
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,104
Okay, hon, you were sampling before.
324
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,079
Now you're just stealing.
325
00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:04,507
Oh, my God, I don't think
326
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:07,000
the whole [Bleep] Doll store
just heard you.
327
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,209
What are those?
328
00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,669
Those are my gold records.
329
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,337
They're like Olympic medals?
330
00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:13,683
Better.
Because I won them for things
331
00:11:13,808 --> 00:11:16,592
people really care about...
Music and sales.
332
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,185
Can we just get real for a sec here?
333
00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,193
I really like your dad,
334
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:27,520
and I want to help you
so that he'll like me back.
335
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,565
I know you like him,
'cause, when you're around him,
336
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,857
you get a sweat mustache.
337
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,567
[Laughs]
338
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:33,735
Yeah.
339
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,361
Well, come on.
340
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:37,697
Let me hear your song.
341
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,692
All right.
342
00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:41,534
Stand over here.
Okay.
343
00:11:43,738 --> 00:11:46,039
♪ Oh, when the saints,
oh, when the saints ♪
344
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,541
♪ go marching in,
go marching in ♪
345
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,252
♪ oh, when the saints
go marching in ♪
346
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,922
Horrible, right?
347
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:56,158
No, no.
348
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,925
There's little things we can do.
349
00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,562
I stink.
350
00:11:59,687 --> 00:12:00,997
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
351
00:12:01,122 --> 00:12:02,221
You wouldn't understand.
352
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:05,034
Oh, no?
353
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,969
I'd like to show you something.
354
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,396
Please escort me
to my apple home computer.
355
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:24,369
[Groans]
356
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,371
[Drilling]
357
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,872
[Exclaims]
Oh!
358
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,053
Dude, I mean, not to be rude,
359
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,672
but where did you get
your law degree?
360
00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:44,263
Dillweed university?
361
00:12:44,429 --> 00:12:46,442
Hey, ever since you took
your permanent vacation,
362
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:47,725
I've been carrying
twice the workload.
363
00:12:47,891 --> 00:12:49,445
Yes, I know.
Which is why I went
364
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,646
to my home office
and I whipped you up this.
365
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:52,882
- You wrote me a brief?
- Yeah.
366
00:12:53,007 --> 00:12:54,016
- And it's really good.
- Oh.
367
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,191
I could kiss you on the lips.
368
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,901
I don't think
you have the guts to do it.
369
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,270
You better think about it now
370
00:12:58,395 --> 00:12:59,488
'cause here comes that kiss.
371
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,905
- You ready for it?
- Do it.
372
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:01,924
- It's gonna happen.
- Do it.
373
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,893
Dude, come back to the firm.
374
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,369
We need you.
375
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:07,896
I know.
I know.
376
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,498
I know. I know.
[Baby babbling]
377
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,167
I know.
I know.
378
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,736
All right.
All righty.
379
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,238
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
380
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,340
It's gonna be so much better.
381
00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:19,966
Yes.
Oh, hey, hi.
382
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,101
'Sup?
383
00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:25,346
Hey!
384
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,249
What are you doing there?
385
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,683
I'm just cleaning up a little bit,
386
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:31,394
'cause your weeds
were getting a little crazy.
387
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,187
I can take care of my own lawn.
388
00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:36,441
Oh, I know you can, but you don't.
389
00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:37,777
- So...
- I need you
390
00:13:37,902 --> 00:13:39,068
to get off my property.
391
00:13:39,234 --> 00:13:40,236
I'm actually in the street, sir.
392
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,487
Go on.
Get out of here.
393
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:42,481
If you're saying, "go on.
394
00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:43,948
Get out of here," to these weeds,
395
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,151
then that is
what is gonna happen to them,
396
00:13:45,276 --> 00:13:46,619
because you got to trust me
on this, okay?
397
00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,270
I have a vision.
This is so much better.
398
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,412
Okay, okay.
399
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:50,539
You don't need to wave that at me.
400
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:51,774
All right.
Okay. Okay.
401
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,293
I'm out.
I'm out.
402
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:55,918
Buh-bye now.
403
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,211
Buh-bye.
404
00:13:57,377 --> 00:13:59,505
No harm in taking a few of these.
405
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,335
All right.
Buh-bye now.
406
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:04,744
Okay.
407
00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,475
{pub}No.
408
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,398
Hey, honey.
409
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:20,193
Just got back from a nice walk
with Amy.
410
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,083
Why is Brendan Shanahan
in the garbage?
411
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,384
Because Brendan Shanahan
412
00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:24,803
was blocking
an air-conditioning vent.
413
00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:26,521
- So...
- We just saw Len.
414
00:14:26,646 --> 00:14:28,690
We thought he was having
another heart attack.
415
00:14:28,815 --> 00:14:29,994
Reagan, what did you do to Len?
416
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,126
I didn't do anything to Len.
417
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,029
Oh, my God, you cut Len's weeds.
418
00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,664
Why is it such a big deal?
419
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:39,295
Come on, guys.
So I cut a crazy guy's weeds.
420
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,003
[Gasps]
He lost a toe at war.
421
00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:44,717
If it wasn't for him, we'd all
be speaking Korean right now.
422
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,219
Oh, give me a break, Terry.
423
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,744
I'm gene.
424
00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:53,601
Both: Oh...
425
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,201
Although, babe, I did ask you
to drop the Len thing.
426
00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,147
I don't know why you just...
You won't let things go.
427
00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,273
Amen, brother.
428
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:02,568
Finally.
She's a bossy pants.
429
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,093
Yeah. Yeah.
430
00:15:05,218 --> 00:15:06,594
Babe, did you see
what just happened there?
431
00:15:06,719 --> 00:15:08,741
I almost high-fived gene.
432
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,099
This is my worst nightmare
come true on stage.
433
00:15:11,224 --> 00:15:13,025
I've never even watched it.
434
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,771
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- I was performing
435
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,209
at a fundraiser in front of
436
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,961
the President of the United States.
437
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,004
[Applause]
Mr. President.
438
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:24,195
I had performed live
hundreds of times,
439
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,698
but never in front
of so many statesmen
440
00:15:26,823 --> 00:15:28,469
and stars of stage and screen.
441
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,318
♪ ♪
442
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:33,655
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
443
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:34,856
♪ ♪
444
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,959
♪ luck, be a baby, let's fight ♪
445
00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,861
♪ ♪
446
00:15:39,986 --> 00:15:41,596
♪ luck... ♪
[Sings nonsense words]
447
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:42,817
♪ Bubble, shoelace ♪
448
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,165
♪ Teriyaki ♪
449
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,572
♪ luck fly a ghost plane
to mount Fuji ♪
450
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,782
Wow, this is way worse
than I remember.
451
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:52,493
[Sings nonsense words]
452
00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:53,911
[Giggles]
453
00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:56,289
Oh, God, Antonio Banderas.
454
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,612
There's nothing more painful
than scorn
455
00:15:57,737 --> 00:15:58,833
from a golden globe nominee.
456
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,503
[Laughing]
457
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,338
You know, you're being
a real butt right now.
458
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,632
I'm sorry.
459
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,940
That was the most embarrassing thing
460
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:11,459
that's ever happened to anyone,
and I'm still standing here
461
00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:14,348
in what I'm told is a Hollywood
regency-style drawing room.
462
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:17,832
You see, performing is only
a little bit about talent.
463
00:16:17,957 --> 00:16:20,187
It's all about facing your fear.
464
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:22,356
If you don't want to perform,
then don't.
465
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:24,906
But if you want to do it,
466
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:27,820
then please don't back out
because you're afraid.
467
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:31,379
- I want to do it.
- Great.
468
00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:35,870
I was hoping you would say that
after that wonderful speech.
469
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,747
It's all so different.
470
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,540
You don't sit there.
You're always there.
471
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:42,001
And what... what were you gonna do
with this box of Amy's things?
472
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,424
You would just get rid of it
like you did
473
00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:46,380
with Brendan Shanahan?
I mean, babe, Shanny?
474
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:47,715
I'm just trying to help.
475
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,947
I came home to get changed,
476
00:16:49,072 --> 00:16:51,052
and my closet is unrecognizable.
477
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,554
My pants are where
my cas shirts used to be.
478
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,137
And what gives you the right
to go to my side of the closet
479
00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:58,851
and install a tie robot
that I can't even work?
480
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,311
Push the button three times.
481
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:04,190
Oh, my God, did you rearrange
the power strips?
482
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,317
That was about to burst into flames.
483
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,950
In my mind.
But honestly I really don't know
484
00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:10,029
what the big deal is.
485
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:13,074
It's all cause of this.
486
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:15,826
Am I being subpoenaed?
487
00:17:15,992 --> 00:17:18,292
Oh, God, I should have known.
488
00:17:18,417 --> 00:17:19,894
I was helping Dave with his case,
489
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:23,131
and it was terrific,
and I just...[Sighs].
490
00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:24,669
Babe, I'm a really good lawyer.
491
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,001
What are you saying, Chris?
492
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:28,836
You want to go back to work?
493
00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:31,906
No.
But not because I couldn't
494
00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:34,909
or that they don't want me to,
but because...
495
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,344
I do this now.
496
00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:37,578
And I love this.
497
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:40,748
And this is my identity.
498
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,354
And you got to let me have this.
499
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,523
And I'm not perfect,
500
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,956
and the garden that is all of
this is gonna have some flowers
501
00:17:48,081 --> 00:17:49,490
and it's gonna have
some weeds, and I know
502
00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,559
that it's gonna drive you crazy
sometimes, babe,
503
00:17:51,684 --> 00:17:54,495
but you got to let me have my weeds.
504
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,075
Okay?
505
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,203
I'm so sorry, honey.
506
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,170
You are doing such a great job.
507
00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:04,875
- Am I?
- No, you are amazing.
508
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,275
And that metaphor with the garden,
509
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,677
- that's really...
- I knew there was something
510
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:12,547
in there with Len
and the weeds and stuff...
511
00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:14,218
No, I got that.
It was good.
512
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,717
Really good.
513
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:19,353
The way you came over there
and just dropped the documents
514
00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:24,478
down on the table, it was
just very Atticus Finch, honey.
515
00:18:26,652 --> 00:18:27,762
I'm not kidding when I say
516
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,567
that is the greatest thing
you can say to a lawyer.
517
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,818
[Chuckles]
518
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,197
- Where are you going?
- Going over here.
519
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,670
Thank you.
520
00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,672
You're welcome.
521
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:52,787
[Chatter]
522
00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,439
I'm so nervous.
523
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:57,325
That's because you're
about to do something great.
524
00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:59,460
[Applause]
What's their deal?
525
00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:00,848
They're b-boys.
526
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,831
[Upbeat music]
527
00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:06,687
♪ ♪
528
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:08,936
Look at 'em.
They're such nerds.
529
00:19:09,061 --> 00:19:11,706
You got this, Kenna.
530
00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:12,740
♪ ♪
531
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,570
I'll see you.
Be great.
532
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:21,416
♪ ♪
533
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,384
These b-boys are killing it.
534
00:19:23,509 --> 00:19:24,747
Yeah, they're not that great.
535
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:28,542
No, they're awesome.
536
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,942
God, why am I putting McKenna
through this?
537
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:32,505
Why did I have a kid?
538
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,028
I mean, you bring them
into this world,
539
00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:37,198
and then they're out on a stage
all alone.
540
00:19:37,323 --> 00:19:38,636
Let's go get her.
541
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,179
I'm pulling her out of this.
542
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,469
We can homeschool her.
543
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,621
I can teach her to build things,
and you can sing.
544
00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,039
Stop.
You are a man.
545
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:48,776
You can make skyscrapers
with your bare hands.
546
00:19:48,901 --> 00:19:51,899
Now suck it up.
547
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:56,195
♪ ♪
548
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,114
[Cheers and applause]
549
00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:14,088
[Too fast and off-key]
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
550
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,070
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
551
00:20:16,195 --> 00:20:18,306
♪ luck, if you've ever been
a lady to begin with ♪
552
00:20:18,431 --> 00:20:20,274
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
553
00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:22,076
♪ luck, let a gentleman see ♪
554
00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:23,556
♪ how nice a dame you can be ♪
555
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,880
♪ I know the way
you've treated other guys ♪
556
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:26,881
♪ you've been with ♪
557
00:20:27,006 --> 00:20:30,354
♪ luck, be a lady with me ♪
558
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,361
Whoo!
559
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,781
[Applause]
560
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,575
Thanks, Ava.
561
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,913
{pub}Look, I know that I can come off
562
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:53,483
as controlling,
but I honestly was just trying
563
00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:55,518
to help, and I have great respect
564
00:20:55,643 --> 00:20:59,288
for your lawn and especially
for what you and your brethren
565
00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,023
did on that cold Korean peninsula
566
00:21:01,148 --> 00:21:02,428
that's sadly now divided.
567
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,512
Wrap it up.
568
00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:07,763
I just wanted to say
I'm very sorry, Len.
569
00:21:07,888 --> 00:21:09,065
Len?
570
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,450
He's dead.
571
00:21:10,575 --> 00:21:11,896
Chris, he's dead.
I've killed him.
572
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,398
I was just resting my eyes.
573
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,506
I'm sorry.
574
00:21:16,631 --> 00:21:18,841
Thanks for the lemonade.
575
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,279
It's iced tea.
576
00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:26,327
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