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And here's me looking elated.
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And here's me looking serene.
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And here's me getting real.
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I was thinking about the middle east.
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It's intractable.
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It's cool, right, McKenna?
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She's a little shy.
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Oh, me too.
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So this is gonna be fun today.
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Should we check out
the nerve center of the show
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where all the magic happens?
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Whatever.
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"Whatever." You go, girl.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, hi.
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Pipes burst upstairs.
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- I smell feces.
- It's not feces, honey.
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- I smell feces.
- It's not feces.
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- McKenna, wait out...
- But our offices are destroyed.
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Someone needs to shut off
the water main.
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"Water main." He's such a man.
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The other day at my home
he used the words,
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- "load-bearing wall."
- Amazing.
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Don't worry, Ava.
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- I'm saving your stuff.
- Great.
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And don't forget to grab
my gong, Missy.
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Blessed by Steven Seagal.
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Why is this happening?
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This is gonna kill the entire day.
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This is gonna kill about a week.
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- What?
- You need to replace
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- all the ceiling tiles...
- Ceiling tiles.
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- The drywall.
- Mm. Dry.
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The electrical system's
probably shot to hell.
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- Hell.
- Why does this stuff
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always happen to our show?
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I mean, do Ellen's pipes burst?
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No, they do not.
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You know what, Ellen did this.
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Oh, well played, Ellen.
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- Reagan, Reagan.
- What?
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put on your best rose gold jewelry,
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and take a two-hour nude swim.
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- Okay.
- Hey, all.
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We're gonna take
the next few days off
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and run the best of Ava
while some big strong men
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come in and fix things.
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I got your...
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That's the wrong gong, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Sync by Sp8ky and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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This flood is the best thing
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that has ever happened to me, honey.
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- Yeah.
- I mean, look at us.
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We're on a weekday,
and I'm strolling, man.
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- Well...
- Look at all those suckers
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off to the rat race.
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Not me.
I jumped that ship.
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Hey, so you're still cool
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with me grabbing lunch
with Dave today?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
You go see Dave.
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You guys talk law
and bust corporations.
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Hashtag occupy, you know.
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Yeah, don't left-wing tweet
at me, please.
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No, I'm kid...
I mean, in fact I was thinking
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of taking Amy to the park anyway.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
Although, you know,
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she needs her nap
in, like, 20 minutes.
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She can be off-schedule
for one day, come on.
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Yeah, if you want
to have a beelzi-baby.
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A devil babe.
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Oh, God.
What's with the weeds?
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- Sweet old Len.
- Is sweet old Len a ghost?
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Is that the house that sweet
old Len murdered his family in?
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Len's an old man.
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He likes his yard
the way he likes it.
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Yeah, I don't... it's doing
that thing where they're looking
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like baby trees, honey.
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I hate that.
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Yeah, but he served in Korea,
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so you might just want to let it go.
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Well, it bugs me.
Okay, whatever.
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Ooh.
Honey, I like you
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in a black blazer and a nice Jean.
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Come on, babe,
don't say Jean in the singular.
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I hate that.
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It's the first time I hung out
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with anyone from work since I left,
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so I want them to know
that I'm still one of the guys.
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Can you roll my back?
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Yeah.
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So...
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This is feeling pretty gratuitous.
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Want me to do the front?
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Kind of... no.
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Come on.
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Ooh, that junk drawer's
a problem, honey.
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You want me to clean it up
while you're gone today?
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No, it's fine.
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Yeah, you can't even close it.
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You can if you force it a little bit.
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And, plus, it's got
all the stuff I need.
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You need soy sauce packets,
loose batteries,
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and Dracula teeth.
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Don't worry about it.
Just take the day off.
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I really don't mind.
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- I'll go to the container store...
- I like it.
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Okay.
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All right?
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Plus, I need these for later.
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'Cause I'm doing...
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Okay... aagh!
Okay.
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Have a good lunch, honey.
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I'm just gonna clean it up
just a little bit.
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A little bit.
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All right.
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Oh, Chris t. Brink's truck,
back it up.
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Here he is.
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- Come on.
- I would just like
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a normal handshake.
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- I'm not really good at...
- You did great.
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Oh.
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Bartender, may we have
two scotches here?
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Wow, all right, mid-day scotches.
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I like it.
It's been a while.
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Dude, what's going on?
How's the firm?
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She's a bitch,
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but she knows I like it rough.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, you know what,
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we are back in court
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with your old Nemesis.
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Gypsum textiles.
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Those guys
cannot stop dumping
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In the Colorado river, huh?
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It's like they hate nature.
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Yeah, I got depositions
all afternoon.
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Oh. Wow.
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Man, I do not... do not miss those.
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Really?
You were always so good at it.
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Oh, here we go.
Thank you.
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Cheers.
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- You mind if I take a quick...
- Oh, no.
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Yeah.
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How's your day going?
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Oh, hey, honey.
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Oh, you are going
to be so proud of me.
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Check this out.
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Check. This. Out.
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Okay, look at this junk drawer.
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It's kind of a misnomer now,
isn't it?
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Because there's
absolutely no junk in there.
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I mean, now we just call it drawer.
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- Yup.
- Reagan, are you in need
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of some sort of medical attention?
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No, I'm just excited
about being domesticated
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and stuff.
Check this out.
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Look at this new system I have
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for folding Amy's laundry.
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And, wow, that's a lot of wine
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you're pouring there, honey.
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Are you okay?
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I just left Kevin and that daughter.
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I couldn't make a connection.
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I hate saying this
about a little girl,
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but she's a real butt.
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- Ava.
- With two ts.
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McKenna is a butt.
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Honey, this has got
to be very difficult for her.
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You are the new woman
in her father's life.
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It's very threatening.
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It's true.
I'm a quadruple threat.
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I sing, I act,
I dance, I replace mothers.
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She's actually very sweet.
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You know her.
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Maybe you can help make
a breakthrough.
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We have a lunch date tomorrow.
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You want me and Chris to come?
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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I like Kevin so much.
He's so real,
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and the calluses
on his hands are so rough.
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When he touches me, I feel
as though I'm being sandblasted.
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We're coming.
We're coming.
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- Okay?
- Hey, what's up, ladies?
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- Hi.
- So...
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- Hi, honey.
- How's the relaxing time going?
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A-mazing.
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You, my darling, are going
to be so proud
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of how I started to rock this house.
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It's so much better.
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Oh, yeah.
Was it bad before?
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No.
No, it wasn't bad.
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It's just not as good as it is now.
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May I present to you
Amy's laundry 2.0.
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- You gap-folded everything.
- Yeah.
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The way you were folding it
was, like, leaving a crease.
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At first I thought it was OCD.
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You know, like Howie Mandel.
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Right. So you folded
all of Amy's socks too?
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Yeah, I mean,
I like your balling method,
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but it's just kind of messy.
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So I just think folding's nicer.
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Oh, is it nicer?
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Okay, well, you know, I ball 'em up
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like that so they stay together,
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and, that way, they match too.
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Okay.
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Show him the new junk drawer.
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Oh, did you touch the junk drawer?
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'Cause I distinctly remember
saying something
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along the lines of "leave it alone."
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Yup. "I like it that way."
Remember that?
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- It's better.
- Wow.
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You keep using the word "better".
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And it's not really a big deal...
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It's a drawer and some laundry.
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- Okay?
- Right.
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See, thing is
about your revolutionary
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folding method is that,
just the slightest shake-up
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or slip, and, oh, no, we are left
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with a tedious hellscape
of unmatched socks.
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But when you ball them up,
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they stay together like this.
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You get to do fun things like this.
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Oh, that is fun.
It is fun.
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But if you fold it,
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then you can do stuff like this.
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Hmm?
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That's true.
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But then again
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you get to do things like this.
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Oh.
Unfolding them.
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Well, those are falling flat.
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You can't get any air.
But I can just keep doing that.
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No, see... oh, my God.
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These don't match.
But now they do.
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- Rapid-fire.
- That feels good.
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That's like a little massage
of baby socks.
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I have way more... many more socks
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because they're not in balls.
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Never gonna stop.
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You two, your lovemaking
must be so playful.
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That feels good.
That actually feels really good.
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- You see what I can do there?
- Yeah.
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So, McKenna.
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How do you like your new doll?
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My doll died.
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Now, honey, are you sure
she's not just sleeping?
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No.
It's dead.
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They sell everything else here,
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maybe they sell
baby doll coffins too.
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- No?
- McKenna, come on.
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I'm sorry.
She's not usually like this.
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Help me.
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How about the three of us girls
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go over to the candy section
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and we just eat hot tamales
until we freak out?
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- What do you say? Yeah?
- Yay.
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- Sounds fun!
- Come on, let's go.
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- Fun!
- Okay.
262
00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:02,050
So, uh, this is nice,
right, you guys?
263
00:09:02,216 --> 00:09:04,387
Yeah, you know, I mean, Ava, she's...
264
00:09:04,512 --> 00:09:05,553
Well, she's amazing.
265
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,347
- Yeah.
- Beautiful.
266
00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,307
McKenna's not really making it
easy, though.
267
00:09:09,473 --> 00:09:11,828
It's tough.
268
00:09:11,953 --> 00:09:14,964
It is tough.
269
00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:16,481
What's... what's with the low voice?
270
00:09:16,647 --> 00:09:18,233
I don't know. Just feeling
kind of competitive.
271
00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:20,026
- What, with me vocally?
- Yeah.
272
00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:22,278
Yeah. I get it.
It's very hypnotic.
273
00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:24,407
It is hypnotic.
274
00:09:24,532 --> 00:09:26,809
Uh-oh.
Looks like somebody made a mess.
275
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,811
I'm gonna get you cleaned up.
276
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,245
Oh, no.
277
00:09:30,411 --> 00:09:31,955
Oh, my God.
278
00:09:32,121 --> 00:09:33,750
Oh, Reagan got to my diaper bag.
279
00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,318
I keep the wipes in the main part
280
00:09:35,443 --> 00:09:36,953
'cause, if you try
to jam 'em in the front,
281
00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:39,088
then they just... the lid pops open,
282
00:09:39,213 --> 00:09:41,089
- and then what do you got?
- Dry wipes.
283
00:09:41,255 --> 00:09:43,216
These things are not supposed
to be exposed to air, you know.
284
00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:44,592
Diaper time's tough enough
285
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:45,969
without somebody jacking up
your wipes.
286
00:09:46,135 --> 00:09:47,714
Reagan's going back
to work in three days.
287
00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:50,473
I just got to keep it together
till then.
288
00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:53,202
You know what,
you're doing good, bro.
289
00:09:53,327 --> 00:09:54,853
Just stay strong.
290
00:09:55,019 --> 00:09:55,979
You're doing the voice thing again.
291
00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:58,064
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
292
00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:00,109
You know what always amazes me?
293
00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:03,062
Is how many gummi objects
that they have.
294
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:06,031
The Germans pronounce it goomee.
295
00:10:06,197 --> 00:10:08,700
Hey, McKenna, what's your
favorite subject in school?
296
00:10:08,866 --> 00:10:10,326
Uh, science.
297
00:10:10,492 --> 00:10:11,369
Really?
298
00:10:11,535 --> 00:10:14,080
And I also like music, I guess.
299
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:15,790
Did you know that Ava's a musician?
300
00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:17,727
Well, I had a couple of R&B hits.
301
00:10:17,852 --> 00:10:19,128
And one crossover.
302
00:10:19,253 --> 00:10:22,065
It was a country duet
with Kenny Rogers.
303
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,666
I'm really big in the red states.
304
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,092
Whenever I go to Branson,
I need a huge security detail.
305
00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,138
I have to sing at this recital
at my school.
306
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,139
I don't want to do it.
307
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,142
Oh.
308
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,844
What?
309
00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:36,379
You don't have to sing.
310
00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:37,729
I'll go to your school,
and I'll sing for you.
311
00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:39,773
No, what I was thinking,
312
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,025
Ava, is that you could mentor
McKenna.
313
00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:44,194
You know, give her some tips, huh?
314
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,863
Yes.
McKenna, I would love
315
00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:49,616
to help you if you want.
316
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:52,195
You could spend the afternoon
in my music room.
317
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,953
That could be fun.
318
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,166
Okay.
319
00:10:57,291 --> 00:11:00,335
- Yes.
- Thank you.
320
00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:01,904
Okay, hon, you were sampling before.
321
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,879
Now you're just stealing.
322
00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:04,307
Oh, my God, I don't think
323
00:11:04,432 --> 00:11:06,800
the whole Doll store
just heard you.
324
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,009
What are those?
325
00:11:08,175 --> 00:11:09,469
Those are my gold records.
326
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:11,137
They're like Olympic medals?
327
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:13,483
Better.
Because I won them for things
328
00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:16,392
people really care about...
Music and sales.
329
00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:19,985
Can we just get real for a sec here?
330
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,993
I really like your dad,
331
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,320
and I want to help you
so that he'll like me back.
332
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,365
I know you like him,
'cause, when you're around him,
333
00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:30,657
you get a sweat mustache.
334
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,535
Yeah.
335
00:11:33,701 --> 00:11:35,161
Well, come on.
336
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,497
Let me hear your song.
337
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,492
All right.
338
00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,334
Stand over here.
Okay.
339
00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:45,839
♪ Oh, when the saints,
oh, when the saints ♪
340
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,341
♪ go marching in,
go marching in ♪
341
00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:51,052
♪ oh, when the saints
go marching in ♪
342
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,722
Horrible, right?
343
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:55,958
No, no.
344
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,725
There's little things we can do.
345
00:11:57,891 --> 00:11:59,362
I stink.
346
00:11:59,487 --> 00:12:00,797
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
347
00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,021
You wouldn't understand.
348
00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:03,388
Oh, no?
349
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,769
I'd like to show you something.
350
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,247
Please escort me
to my apple home computer.
351
00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:27,672
Oh!
352
00:12:39,183 --> 00:12:40,853
Dude, I mean, not to be rude,
353
00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:42,472
but where did you get
your law degree?
354
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:44,063
Dillweed university?
355
00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:46,242
Hey, ever since you took
your permanent vacation,
356
00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,525
I've been carrying
twice the workload.
357
00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:49,245
Yes, I know.
Which is why I went
358
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,446
to my home office
and I whipped you up this.
359
00:12:51,612 --> 00:12:52,682
- You wrote me a brief?
- Yeah.
360
00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:53,816
- And it's really good.
- Oh.
361
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:54,991
I could kiss you on the lips.
362
00:12:55,157 --> 00:12:56,701
I don't think
you have the guts to do it.
363
00:12:56,867 --> 00:12:58,070
You better think about it now
364
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,288
'cause here comes that kiss.
365
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,705
- You ready for it?
- Do it.
366
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:01,724
- It's gonna happen.
- Do it.
367
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,693
Dude, come back to the firm.
368
00:13:03,818 --> 00:13:06,169
We need you.
369
00:13:06,335 --> 00:13:07,696
I know.
I know.
370
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,298
I know. I know.
371
00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,967
I know.
I know.
372
00:13:11,092 --> 00:13:13,536
All right.
All righty.
373
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:16,038
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
374
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,140
It's gonna be so much better.
375
00:13:17,265 --> 00:13:19,766
Yes.
Oh, hey, hi.
376
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,901
'Sup?
377
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,146
Hey!
378
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,049
What are you doing there?
379
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,483
I'm just cleaning up a little bit,
380
00:13:28,649 --> 00:13:31,194
'cause your weeds
were getting a little crazy.
381
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,987
I can take care of my own lawn.
382
00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:36,241
Oh, I know you can, but you don't.
383
00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,577
- So...
- I need you
384
00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:38,868
to get off my property.
385
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,036
I'm actually in the street, sir.
386
00:13:40,202 --> 00:13:41,287
Go on.
Get out of here.
387
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,281
If you're saying, "go on.
388
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:43,748
Get out of here," to these weeds,
389
00:13:43,914 --> 00:13:44,951
then that is
what is gonna happen to them,
390
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:46,419
because you got to trust me
on this, okay?
391
00:13:46,544 --> 00:13:48,070
I have a vision.
This is so much better.
392
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,212
Okay, okay.
393
00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:50,339
You don't need to wave that at me.
394
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:51,574
All right.
Okay. Okay.
395
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:54,093
I'm out.
I'm out.
396
00:13:54,218 --> 00:13:55,718
Buh-bye now.
397
00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:57,011
Buh-bye.
398
00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,305
No harm in taking a few of these.
399
00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:03,135
All right.
Buh-bye now.
400
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,544
Okay.
401
00:14:08,895 --> 00:14:10,275
No.
402
00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:17,198
Hey, honey.
403
00:14:17,364 --> 00:14:19,993
Just got back from a nice walk
with Amy.
404
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,883
Why is Brendan Shanahan
in the garbage?
405
00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,184
Because Brendan Shanahan
406
00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:24,603
was blocking
an air-conditioning vent.
407
00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,321
- So...
- We just saw Len.
408
00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,490
We thought he was having
another heart attack.
409
00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:29,794
Reagan, what did you do to Len?
410
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,926
I didn't do anything to Len.
411
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:34,829
Oh, my God, you cut Len's weeds.
412
00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:36,464
Why is it such a big deal?
413
00:14:36,589 --> 00:14:39,095
Come on, guys.
So I cut a crazy guy's weeds.
414
00:14:39,261 --> 00:14:41,803
He lost a toe at war.
415
00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:44,517
If it wasn't for him, we'd all
be speaking Korean right now.
416
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,019
Oh, give me a break, Terry.
417
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,544
I'm gene.
418
00:14:49,669 --> 00:14:53,401
Oh...
419
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:56,001
Although, babe, I did ask you
to drop the Len thing.
420
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,947
I don't know why you just...
You won't let things go.
421
00:14:58,113 --> 00:14:59,073
Amen, brother.
422
00:14:59,239 --> 00:15:02,368
Finally.
She's a bossy pants.
423
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,893
Yeah. Yeah.
424
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:06,394
Babe, did you see
what just happened there?
425
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:08,541
I almost high-fived gene.
426
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,899
This is my worst nightmare
come true on stage.
427
00:15:11,024 --> 00:15:12,825
I've never even watched it.
428
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:16,571
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- I was performing
429
00:15:16,696 --> 00:15:18,009
at a fundraiser in front of
430
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:19,761
the President of the United States.
431
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,804
Mr. President.
432
00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,995
I had performed live
hundreds of times,
433
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,498
but never in front
of so many statesmen
434
00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:28,269
and stars of stage and screen.
435
00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:33,455
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
436
00:15:34,781 --> 00:15:37,759
♪ luck, be a baby, let's fight ♪
437
00:15:39,786 --> 00:15:41,396
♪ luck... ♪
438
00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:42,617
♪ Bubble, shoelace ♪
439
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:43,965
♪ Teriyaki ♪
440
00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:47,372
♪ luck fly a ghost plane
to mount Fuji ♪
441
00:15:47,538 --> 00:15:49,582
Wow, this is way worse
than I remember.
442
00:15:53,877 --> 00:15:56,089
Oh, God, Antonio Banderas.
443
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,412
There's nothing more painful
than scorn
444
00:15:57,537 --> 00:15:58,633
from a golden globe nominee.
445
00:16:02,469 --> 00:16:04,138
You know, you're being
a real butt right now.
446
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:06,432
I'm sorry.
447
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,740
That was the most embarrassing thing
448
00:16:08,865 --> 00:16:11,259
that's ever happened to anyone,
and I'm still standing here
449
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:14,148
in what I'm told is a Hollywood
regency-style drawing room.
450
00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:17,632
You see, performing is only
a little bit about talent.
451
00:16:17,757 --> 00:16:19,987
It's all about facing your fear.
452
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,156
If you don't want to perform,
then don't.
453
00:16:22,322 --> 00:16:24,706
But if you want to do it,
454
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,620
then please don't back out
because you're afraid.
455
00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:31,179
- I want to do it.
- Great.
456
00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:35,670
I was hoping you would say that
after that wonderful speech.
457
00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:37,547
It's all so different.
458
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,340
You don't sit there.
You're always there.
459
00:16:39,506 --> 00:16:41,801
And what... what were you gonna do
with this box of Amy's things?
460
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,224
You would just get rid of it
like you did
461
00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:46,180
with Brendan Shanahan?
I mean, babe, Shanny?
462
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:47,515
I'm just trying to help.
463
00:16:47,681 --> 00:16:48,747
I came home to get changed,
464
00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:50,852
and my closet is unrecognizable.
465
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:53,354
My pants are where
my cas shirts used to be.
466
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,937
And what gives you the right
to go to my side of the closet
467
00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:58,651
and install a tie robot
that I can't even work?
468
00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:00,111
Push the button three times.
469
00:17:00,277 --> 00:17:03,990
Oh, my God, did you rearrange
the power strips?
470
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,117
That was about to burst into flames.
471
00:17:06,283 --> 00:17:08,750
In my mind.
But honestly I really don't know
472
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,829
what the big deal is.
473
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,874
It's all cause of this.
474
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:15,626
Am I being subpoenaed?
475
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:18,092
Oh, God, I should have known.
476
00:17:18,217 --> 00:17:19,694
I was helping Dave with his case,
477
00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:22,931
and it was terrific,
and I just....
478
00:17:23,056 --> 00:17:24,469
Babe, I'm a really good lawyer.
479
00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:26,801
What are you saying, Chris?
480
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:28,636
You want to go back to work?
481
00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,706
No.
But not because I couldn't
482
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,709
or that they don't want me to,
but because...
483
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,144
I do this now.
484
00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:37,378
And I love this.
485
00:17:37,503 --> 00:17:40,548
And this is my identity.
486
00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:43,154
And you got to let me have this.
487
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,323
And I'm not perfect,
488
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:47,756
and the garden that is all of
this is gonna have some flowers
489
00:17:47,881 --> 00:17:49,290
and it's gonna have
some weeds, and I know
490
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,359
that it's gonna drive you crazy
sometimes, babe,
491
00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:54,295
but you got to let me have my weeds.
492
00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,875
Okay?
493
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:59,003
I'm so sorry, honey.
494
00:17:59,169 --> 00:18:01,970
You are doing such a great job.
495
00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:04,675
- Am I?
- No, you are amazing.
496
00:18:04,841 --> 00:18:07,075
And that metaphor with the garden,
497
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,477
- that's really...
- I knew there was something
498
00:18:09,602 --> 00:18:12,347
in there with Len
and the weeds and stuff...
499
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,018
No, I got that.
It was good.
500
00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:15,517
Really good.
501
00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:19,153
The way you came over there
and just dropped the documents
502
00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:24,278
down on the table, it was
just very Atticus Finch, honey.
503
00:18:26,452 --> 00:18:27,562
I'm not kidding when I say
504
00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,367
that is the greatest thing
you can say to a lawyer.
505
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,997
- Where are you going?
- Going over here.
506
00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:49,470
Thank you.
507
00:18:49,636 --> 00:18:51,472
You're welcome.
508
00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:54,239
I'm so nervous.
509
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:57,125
That's because you're
about to do something great.
510
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,260
What's their deal?
511
00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:00,648
They're b-boys.
512
00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:08,736
Look at 'em.
They're such nerds.
513
00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:11,506
You got this, Kenna.
514
00:19:12,665 --> 00:19:14,370
I'll see you.
Be great.
515
00:19:21,341 --> 00:19:23,184
These b-boys are killing it.
516
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:24,547
Yeah, they're not that great.
517
00:19:24,713 --> 00:19:28,342
No, they're awesome.
518
00:19:28,508 --> 00:19:30,742
God, why am I putting McKenna
through this?
519
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,305
Why did I have a kid?
520
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:33,828
I mean, you bring them
into this world,
521
00:19:33,953 --> 00:19:36,998
and then they're out on a stage
all alone.
522
00:19:37,123 --> 00:19:38,436
Let's go get her.
523
00:19:38,602 --> 00:19:39,979
I'm pulling her out of this.
524
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,269
We can homeschool her.
525
00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:43,421
I can teach her to build things,
and you can sing.
526
00:19:43,546 --> 00:19:44,839
Stop.
You are a man.
527
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:48,576
You can make skyscrapers
with your bare hands.
528
00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:51,699
Now suck it up.
529
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:13,888
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
530
00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:15,870
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
531
00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:18,106
♪ luck, if you've ever been
a lady to begin with ♪
532
00:20:18,231 --> 00:20:20,074
♪ luck, be a lady tonight ♪
533
00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:21,876
♪ luck, let a gentleman see ♪
534
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,356
♪ how nice a dame you can be ♪
535
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,680
♪ I know the way
you've treated other guys ♪
536
00:20:25,805 --> 00:20:26,681
♪ you've been with ♪
537
00:20:26,806 --> 00:20:30,154
♪ luck, be a lady with me ♪
538
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,161
Whoo!
539
00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:42,375
Thanks, Ava.
540
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:50,713
Look, I know that I can come off
541
00:20:50,838 --> 00:20:53,283
as controlling,
but I honestly was just trying
542
00:20:53,408 --> 00:20:55,318
to help, and I have great respect
543
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:59,088
for your lawn and especially
for what you and your brethren
544
00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:00,823
did on that cold Korean peninsula
545
00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,228
that's sadly now divided.
546
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,312
Wrap it up.
547
00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:07,563
I just wanted to say
I'm very sorry, Len.
548
00:21:07,688 --> 00:21:08,865
Len?
549
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,250
He's dead.
550
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,696
Chris, he's dead.
I've killed him.
551
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,198
I was just resting my eyes.
552
00:21:14,364 --> 00:21:16,306
I'm sorry.
553
00:21:16,431 --> 00:21:18,641
Thanks for the lemonade.
554
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:20,079
It's iced tea.
555
00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:26,127
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