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Whoo! Go, Luke!
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Careful! If you break your neck,
your parents will break mine!
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Doesn't Luke have the most amazing move?
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Yeah. You should see him **.
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Why two cameras?
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I can't decide which is his best side.
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Plus, if I blink and miss something,
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I have two back-ups.
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Good thinking. Here I am,
blinking and missing everything.
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Are you a friend of his?
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I wish!
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We're in the same math class.
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Hmm. Considering his grades, I'm
stunned Luke even goes to math class.
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Oh, he does!
I've got the video to prove it. See?
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I've got him texting, throwing
spitballs, going sleepy-bye.
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I didn't know Luke could go
sleepy-bye without Kenny the Koala.
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Uh, which is certainly not a
stuffed bear he still sleeps with,
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because thatould be an
inappropriate thing to reveal.
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The point is Luke should be
paying attention in math class.
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Well, I am an A+ student.
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I could help Luke get his grades up.
And do his chores.
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Could you come over tomorrow
to help Luke study?
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Oh, hmm. Let me check
my schedule. Yes!
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Hey, Luke, I got you a study buddy!
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Creepy Connie?
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Whoa!
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He knows my name!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
everday
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is chanking
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
the ground're shaking
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party
every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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It can see the future!
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Oh, I can do that, too.
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Am I done talking stupid iBall app?
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Yes. Ooh, spooky!
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Please do not belittle
my digital soothsayer.
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Hey, Ravi, Princesses with me?
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Mystical iBall, Princesses with Zuri?
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I am afraid I cannot commit at this time.
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I just need another princess in Ponylandia!
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I'm not asking you to cosign a loan!
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Mystical iBall, should
we consume this cereal?
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Signs point to no.
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Ew! Chunky milk!
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The Mystical iBall was right!
That proves it can see the future!
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No, it just proves Bertram is too
lazy to go to the store and buy milk.
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I would, but it's so far away.
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The grocery store delivers!
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I meant from here to the door.
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Luke, doesn't Kenny the
Koala belong on your bed?
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No!
What am I, five years old?
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I don't need that stupid bear anymore.
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Well, then, maybe it's time
for him to hibernate.
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Stop!
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Where's his little hat?
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There you go, mate.
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No worries.
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You might not want to let Connie see that.
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I can't believe you invited Creepy
Connie Thompson here to study with me.
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She's always checking me out.
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So? You're always
checking me out.
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Well, yeah, but when I do it,
it's cute and endearing.
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Besides, hanging out with Connie
will drop my coolness factor
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by at least 80%.
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That's, like, half!
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See? This is why you
need help with math.
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Now, Connie is gonna
be here in about two hours.
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Make that two seconds.
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Hi, Luke! Sorry I'm early, but I
just couldn't wait to see you!
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...get better at math.
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Mystical iBall, is it safe to take Mr.
Kipling for a walk?
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The answer is no.
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Don't listen to that stupid thing.
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You dare mock the Mystical iBall?
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I double dog dare!
Give me that.
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I don't think you know anything.
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That's right, I'm calling you out, iBall!
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You gonna do something about it?
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It is certain.
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Oh, I do not wish to be caught in the
middle of your mystical smackdown.
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See? Nothing happened.
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No!
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Let go!
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That is what happens
when you poke the iBall.
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Why!
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Do not worry, Zuri, you can
get the rest of your pony
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when it comes out the other end.
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Okay, Luke.
Here's one.
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Three X
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plus six
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equals 15.
Solve for X.
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Whoa!
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Are you sure that's not a typo?
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Letters don't even belong in math.
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Come on, Luke, you can do this.
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Think of it like a dance routine.
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Let's say you have a total of 15 moves in
your routine, and you do six solo moves.
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How many moves do you have left?
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Nine, not counting the encore
my fans always demand.
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You did math!
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I knew you had it in you,
you beautiful mind, you!
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We are trying to study.
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Oh, sorry. I'll let you two little
mathletes keep up the good work.
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I'm just gonna subtract
myself from the equation.
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So, Luke, I've got another problem for you.
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There's a Harry Potter
Costume Dance this Saturday
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and one girl still needs a date.
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Um, I don't see that.
What page are you on?
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I'm not talking about math.
I'm talking about chemistry.
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I don't take chemistry.
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Uh, Connie, do you mind if I
borrow Luke for a minute?
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Sure!
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Can't you see Connie wants you
to ask her to that dance?
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What? Ew.
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It's just one night.
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I am not going to some
stupid school dress-up dance
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with Creepy Connie.
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She's not creepy. Plus, you should
focus on girls your own age.
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If you keep hitting on me, I'm
gonna start pulling my hair out.
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Yikes.
Bald is a deal-breaker.
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Hi, Connie.
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Would you like to go to that
incredibly lame Harry...
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Yes!
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Oh, this is so awesome!
I already have our costumes picked out!
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I can't wait for everyone to
see how cute we look together!
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I've gotta go whittle you a wand.
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I wonder which knife I should use.
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She's whittling me something.
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And she has a knife collection.
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That spells creepy with a capital "K"!
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Bertram, sit down.
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You don't have to tell me twice.
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We have terrible news.
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Terrible news?
Your parents are having another kid?
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No. The Mystical iBall predicts you are
going to get hurt doing the splits.
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Then you will choke on stuffing, and
finally, a dark, shadowy figure
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is going to take you away
at 6:22 p.m. tomorrow.
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You figured all that out by just
asking yes and no questions?
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We asked a lot of questions!
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Hmm. Well, I have
a prediction for you.
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An incredibly handsome man
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is going to tap dance out of the kitchen.
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The stench of doom permeates the
kitchen like a blinding fog.
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Sorry. That happens
when I'm nervous.
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Oh!
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Oh, hey, Connie!
So, how's Luke's wand coming?
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Are you going dragon heartstring
or phoenix feather?
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That's for me to know
and Luke to cast spells with.
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Fair enough.
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Oh. So, are you
here to see Luke?
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Actually,
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I came to see you.
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Oh, really?
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I just want you to know that Luke and I
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are going to be very happy together.
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Okay.
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From here on out, there is
nothing between you and Luke!
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There is nothing between me and Luke.
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Remember that, because you do
not want to make me angry.
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Well. Didn't see that coming.
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Now I can't see at all.
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Oh, there you are.
Creepy Connie texted me like 39 times today.
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Forty, 41, 42.
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Yeah. Here's the thing
about Connie.
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We just had a little talk in the elevator
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and she might be kind of maybe a little...
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What is the word that I'm looking for?
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Creepy!
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People get nicknames for a reason!
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Oh!
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That was awesome, Luke.
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Between your dancing
and the Harry Potter theme,
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tomorrow night's going to be magical.
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Yeah, uh, speaking of magical,
our date has disappeared.
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I will not be ignored, Luke.
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You're bending my collarbone!
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How dare you treat me this way!
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It's all Jessie's fault!
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She told me to tell you we had other plans.
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Jessie? I told that old bat
to step off my man!
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Ta-da!
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Oh!
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I'll get that later.
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No, I won't.
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Bertram, Zuri and I will not stand by
and watch you meet this terrible fate.
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You must flee.
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We packed all your stuff, including your
Famous Butlers in History trading cards.
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Careful! You're bending my
1928 mint condition Jeeves!
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We are going to miss you, Bertram.
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For the last time, I'm not going anywhere!
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Nothing bad is going to happen to me!
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The Mystical iBall said he was going
to get hurt doing the splits!
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He is doing the splits!
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And he was eating a banana split!
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A double split!
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Meanwhile, I'm splitting my pants!
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A triple split!
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Okay, okay, this is all
just my imagination.
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I did not just see Creepy Connie holding
Kenny the Koala out on the terrace.
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And I do not see wet footprints
heading toward the elevator.
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Again!
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00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,920
"Stay away from Luke
and let him go to the dance
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"or he'll never see
Kenny the Koala again."
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Kenny's little hat!
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This is beary, beary bad.
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Well. It's about time.
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Where's the bear?
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He's safe. Somewhere far away from
here where you'll never find him.
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Is he in your backpack?
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Maybe.
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So, is Luke coming to the dance with me?
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'Cause if not, the bear gets it.
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00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,270
Connie, you cannot charm a
boy by breaking and entering
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and stealing something
he really cares about.
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I speak from personal experience.
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Luke told me you told him to cancel
on me because you had plans,
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but I'm telling you that's not happening,
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because I'm Luke's girlfriend, not you!
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What! I'm not his girlfriend.
I'm his nanny!
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"Potato," "potato."
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No. Potato, nanny!
Now give me back that koala!
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00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,330
It's time for him to go back home
where he belongs down under.
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Luke's comforter.
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No.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Oh! Hey!
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Stop! Give me...
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Wow, I've seen bear traps give up easier!
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Ooh! Luke's gonna
be so mad at you!
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00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,280
What? No, this
is your fault!
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Now give me back that koala's head!
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Huh, never thought I'd say that.
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I'm keeping the head.
And Luke!
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This isn't over!
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I think Kenny would disagree!
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00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,200
Hey, Luke, it's Connie.
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Delete.
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Hey, Lukey-pookie, Connie here.
What's t haps?
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Delete!
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Howdy, Luke,
it's Nanny Jessie.
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Yippee ki-yay!
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Okay, fine, it's Connie.
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00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:34,120
Hey, Luke, what's new?
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Creepy Connie has gone from texting to calling.
Could this get any worse?
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Maybe.
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We must protect Bertram.
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Okay, guys, I appreciate you monitoring my
carb intake, but this is going too far.
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The next prediction is you're
going to choke on stuffing.
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Then, a shadowy figure is gonna take
you away for a permanent dirt nap.
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So, we are banishing all
possible stuffing ingredients.
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Be gone, bread!
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Adios, eggs.
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Sayonara, sausage!
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If you keep tossing, I won't have
anything to cook you breakfast with.
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On second thought, keep tossing.
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Hey! There's no
chocolate in stuffing.
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A real friend doesn't take chances.
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We have to stop Creepy Connie
before someone gets hurt!
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I'm afraid it's too late for that.
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No! They killed Kenny!
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I told you I'm not about
to choke on stuffing!
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Ew! Stuffing!
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Stuffing!
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And next comes the dirt nap!
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Everybody calm down!
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Let's not lose our heads!
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That was a bad choice of words.
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Hey, buddy.
I baked you some.
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"I'm sorry I set you up
with Creepy Connie" cookies.
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They're extra nutty, like her.
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It's 6:21.
One minute left.
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Do not worry, Bertram!
Any shadowy figure coming after you
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will have to go through me first.
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And I'll treasure those
three extra seconds.
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It's ridiculous.
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There's no shadowy figure
coming to take me away at 6:22.
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One minute later, I'll still
be here stuck with you two.
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Whoa, that's
a lose-lose situation.
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Suddenly, I don't feel bad about
looking for a new butler at 6:23.
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I can't believe you two got me
all worked up over nothing!
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Bertram. You have company.
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Oh, thanks a lot.
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I got your back, Bertram.
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You want a piece of this butler?
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Bring it!
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Bertram! I'm out.
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Holler at me from the other side.
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Oh, please, please, please don't take me.
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Take the children!
They're hiding behind the couch!
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It's hideous!
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It's just a kid.
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I know! Ahhh!
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Connie's dressed like the grim reaper.
That is not a good sign.
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No, I'm a Dementor!
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More like demented.
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So, Luke, are you ready to go to the dance?
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Kenny and I are.
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Aren't we, Kenny?
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That is just wrong!
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Listen, Creepy...
I mean, Connie.
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Luke is not the guy for you.
Trust me.
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Yes, he is!
Luke is perfect!
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Hey!
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Do you really want to go out
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with a guy who still sleeps
with a stuffed animal?
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And a night light.
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It's a reading light!
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Yeah, shaped
like a choo-choo.
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He also has the personal
hygiene of a wolverine.
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That's an insult to wolverines.
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At least they occasionally
lick themselves clean.
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Who cares? When you really love
someone, you can overlook anything.
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Oh. Then I guess you don't care that
Luke hasn't read one single word
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of any of the Harry Potter books.
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I haven't even seen the movies.
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So this is what it feels
like when love dies.
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Kenny?
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Get him on the table.
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Okay. I need a needle, thread,
and 300 CCs of stuffing. Stat!
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Do you really think you can fix him?
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Hey.
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If I can fix Zuri's pony after
it went through Mr. Kipling,
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I can fix anything.
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Her tail is where her head used to be.
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But she can still run like the wind.
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Well, I'm still here.
I guess your Mystical iBall
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application isn't
all-knowing after all.
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I guess a $3 computer application
cannot hold all the answers
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to life's mysteries.
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Yeah, those cost 4.99.
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Blocked number?
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Hello?
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Lukey-pookie, it's Connie.
I decided to forgive you.
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I'm taking you back.
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He's so easy.