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Gossip Girl here.

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Your one and only source
into the scandalous lives

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of Manhattan's elite.

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My goal was to remake Nate,
not to make you the star.

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It's time for you to step aside,

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which means that all her
readers will flock to you,

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Mr. New Editor-in-chief.

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Ivy?

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Max.

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My ex-boyfriend just
shows up out of nowhere.

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The truth is gonna come out any second.

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I'm looking for someone named Ivy.

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I think some people here
might call her "Charlie."

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My mom never wanted me

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to grow up with the burden
of the Rhodes name.

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I knew your mother was behind this.

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Everything you say is a lie.

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The money is real.

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Just stay away from me and my family.

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I forgive you.

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So that means you're
willing to give me a shot?

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One more.

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Can you please tell me

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why people are not paying
attention to me right now?

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It was you who uploaded
that page, wasn't it?

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I was trying to show you what
your friends are really like.

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I think I need time alone

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to think about the future
of our relationship.

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You've really been good this whole time,

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haven't you?

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Sync by YYeTs.net
Corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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On the Upper East Side,

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stayin' alive isn't as easy as it appears.

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And after last week's security breach

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leading to no new tips,

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it looks like

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I might be dancing with myself.

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I've never seen so much lame before.

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But grandma actually wore this?

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Yes, and looked fabulous riding
in on an elephant in it,

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which is why the Studio
54 anniversary party

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Bianca was a striver.

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She could never outshine me no
matter how little she wore.

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Oh, mother! It's wonderful to see you.

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Darling.

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Charlotte.

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Oh, New York agrees with you.

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You look fabulous.

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I just got off the phone with Ian Schrager.

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He sends his love.

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He said he's recreating the entire club

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down to the moon and the spoon.

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And I am going to wear
that platinum jumpsuit

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that prompted Ryan O'Neal to propose.

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Oh!

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Now that he's a widower, I
put him on the guest list.

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Speaking of which,

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what did you decide to
do about inviting Carol?

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I thought I'd leave the drama
this year up to Barry and Diane.

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Yes, well, she does have a
way of blowing things up.

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I have all the family I need with you

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and my two favorite granddaughters.

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24 hours in the city that never sleeps.

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Quite an accomplishment for my blog

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and for you, country boy.

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I grew up in Miami.

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I was impressed by your
moves at Bunker Hill.

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I can't feel my feet,

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and for once, I can't
blame Alaia or Giuseppe.

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Ah, I don't know those dudes.

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I do know those 4AM soup dumplings

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put David Chang to shame.

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Momofuk-who?

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And what about absinthe at Apotheke?

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And the sunrise over the high line?

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How can anyone not love New York?

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Well, if you're not sick of me yet,

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you wanna show me some more later today?

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I would love to,

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but I have this thing at Studio 54.

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My grandma is the guest of honor,

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which would shock you if you ever met her.

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But, uh, I promised I'd pick up the cake.

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Why would you trust an anonymous baker

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when you have a master chef in your midst?

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You could be my sous for the afternoon.

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Could we cover ourselves
in flour and lick spoons

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and do other cute things?

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That's a prerequisite.

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Then I can't wait to don my chef whites.

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I'll call you later.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Now that's what I like to
see-- you writing again.

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What is it? Sophomore novel? Short story?

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Well, it's more like a rebuttal.

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These online haters are like cockroaches.

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You kill one, and then three
more pop up in its place.

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You're not seriously
being the kind of author

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that fights every negative
review on Amazon?

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I mean, people will think
you've lost your mind.

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Which is why I have Danfan,

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the tireless online avatar I've created

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to fend off critics.

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Alessandra isn't returning my calls,

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so I gotta fight this battle on my own.

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That's it. I stayed quiet

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while you crashed bridal showers
and skipped out on book tours.

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I was hoping with enough time
and support that you'd realize

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that even though your book
didn't do as well as you hoped,

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you still have your whole
future ahead of you.

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Being a shut-in is not bouncing back.

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I was defending my honor.

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It's time to leave "Inside"
behind and go outside.

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Cece's party's tonight.
I expect you to be there.

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Looks like I'm not the only
one everyone despises.

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Lonely boy's fans are slowly dwindling,

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but his haters are going
forth and multiplying.

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My personal favorite?

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@ihatehumphrey.

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Why should I thank someone for a blender?

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Do I look like the kind of
girl who makes margaritas?

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Oh, margarita sounds delicious.

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But six month away at least.

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Any correspondence from Mr. Louis?

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No. I told you.

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He's doing missionary
work with Father Cavalia

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in some nation without plumbing
and waiting for my call.

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But wedding still on?

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Of course it is.

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I still love Louis. I just want to marry

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the sweet prince who
returned my Vivier slipper

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and made me believe in fairy tales,

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not one of the Brothers Grimm.

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Even Prince Charming can fall off horse.

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But Louis still hasn't found
his way back in the saddle.

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Shocking for someone schooled
in classical dressage.

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I need this time apart to figure out

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where Louis went wrong and right it.

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Maybe he "Freaky Friday" with Mr. Chuck.

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They struck by lightning at same time,

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that's incredibly unsanitary.

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But you may be on to the key
to returning Louis' virtue.

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I am?

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Finish these.

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No Polish parables.

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I know I'm the new kid around here

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and I'm gonna make some mistakes.

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I just want you guys to know

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that I'm not gonna resort to
the kind of dirty tactics

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that Diana used.

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"Spectator" only publishes truth.

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And yeah, sex sells, but if
the story involves scandal,

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it needs to be verified.

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We have an opportunity to
do things differently here.

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So I'm around if anyone has any
stories they'd like to pitch.

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Thanks.

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Nate?

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I've got a lead

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on a famous congressman's
wife who's having an affair.

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Well, we've heard that
story a million times.

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Do we have a new angle?

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What was going on in
Washington at the time?

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Does the wife want to come clean?
Dig deeper.

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Before I do, you should know

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the congressman is your
cousin Trip Van Der Bilt.

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You got my money yet?

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I'm working on it.

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I can't just walk into a
bank and withdraw $500,000.

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Well, in case you're lying,

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like you do about everything else,

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I found myself an insurance policy.

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In fact, I'm dating her--

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Serena Van Der Woodsen.
Have you heard of her?

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What?

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Y-you can't date Serena.

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Too late. And unless I get the money soon,

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one of our dates will involve
a bottle of champagne

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and revelations about who you really are.

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Uh, should I show her this
playbill I keep in my pocket

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before or after the caviar?

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I told you. I just need a little more time.

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Why can't you leave Serena out of it?

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Because I'm having fun with her.

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Listen...

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The more she likes me,
the more she trusts me,

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and the more likely she is to
believe me when I tell her

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that Charlie Rhodes

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is just a white trash
wannabe named Ivy Dickens.

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Well, don't let Lily see you together.

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She knows our history,

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and if she tells Serena
that we used to date,

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she'll get suspicious.

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Don't worry.

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I'm not gonna risk a lifetime
of financial security

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for brunch with the in-laws.

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Hi. We have a problem.

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Yeah, well, add this one to the list.

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Max is dating Serena.

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If you don't me to leave or get caught,

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we have to pay him off immediately.

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Except we don't have the money.

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I just came from the bank.

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Turns out my mother's
added a security measure

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to the account-- probably to punish me.

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Any withdrawal over $50,000
requires her signature,

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which she will never agree to if we ask.

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We have to make her think it was her idea.

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I barely know her, and
she's not speaking to you.

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The money is the only thing that
will stop Max from outing me.

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You keep Serena away from Max.

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I will work on my mother.

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Looks like I'm not the
only one doing the hustle.

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Perhaps I should feather my hair tonight.

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I never really understood
why it went out of fashion.

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For you, mother.

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From Ryan.

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How thoughtful.

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Although I prefer Vanda orchids.

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Mm-hmm.

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How about

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lilies of the valley?

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More like "Valley of the Dolls"
now that you've arrived.

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I am here to reconstruct,

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not self-destruct. I promise.

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To honor the guest of honor.

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I hope my invitation was lost in the...

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mail.

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It's a lovely thought, but it wasn't.

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So what do you really want?

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Forgiveness.

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If this is about my cutting
off Charlie's funds...

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I admit I made some mistakes
in trying to protect her.

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But she's forgiven me.

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In fact, we're closer than ever.

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Funny. She lives with me,

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and this is the first I'm hearing of this.

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Well, why else would she
suggest I come for the party?

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We're both hoping that Studio 54

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would bring the Rhodes girls back together.

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Well, you know, nothing makes me happier

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than when my family gets along.

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That is, if you both can do that.

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Of course, mother. It's your night.

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However, I will not tolerate

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any outbursts or judgmental tantrums.

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I am supposed to be the
center of attention tonight,

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and I'd like to keep it that way.

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I promise.

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Now let's get those
flowers into some water.

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Um, how could you be working

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when you have a date to be discussed?

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Spill!

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Well, there's not much to say.

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Max and I spent the whole night together,

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wandering the city.

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Is this the same Max

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that was supposed to meet
you at "Sleep No More"?

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Yes, but if I wouldn't have
given him a second chance,

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I never would've seen how great he is.

263
00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:40,587
We're spending the afternoon
baking Cece a cake.

264
00:10:40,588 --> 00:10:43,020
Is that not the sweetest
thing you've ever heard?

265
00:10:43,573 --> 00:10:44,528
Sure...

266
00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:47,344
If he hadn't stood you up once already.

267
00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:50,623
Maybe you shouldn't rush into this.

268
00:10:50,624 --> 00:10:52,231
Where is this coming from?

269
00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:55,112
You were the one who encouraged
me to get out there and date.

270
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,657
Well... I mean, for your blog.

271
00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:00,159
Now that that's a bona fide success,

272
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,020
I just don't wanna see you revert

273
00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:05,184
to old Serena's taste in men.

274
00:11:05,185 --> 00:11:07,963
Oh, Max could not be further
from the men I've dated.

275
00:11:07,964 --> 00:11:10,893
He moved here from Portland. He hikes.

276
00:11:11,565 --> 00:11:12,431
Okay.

277
00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:15,164
Maybe he hasn't done hard
time like the last one.

278
00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:16,264
But didn't you say

279
00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:20,025
he came to New York to
find his ex-girlfriend?

280
00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:26,384
Yeah, I forgot about her.

281
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:27,829
Ivy.

282
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,272
I mean, he did cross the
country to see her.

283
00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:34,458
Part of him must still love her.

284
00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:40,019
Well, anyway, two dates
in one day could be--

285
00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,452
could be moving too fast.

286
00:11:41,453 --> 00:11:43,437
Always better to leave 'em wanting more.

287
00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:46,853
Okay, I'll cancel my baking date.

288
00:11:47,996 --> 00:11:50,016
Oh, I have to reorder the cake now.

289
00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:51,620
Yeah.

290
00:11:51,621 --> 00:11:54,089
I have to go get Cece
some glitter eye shadow.

291
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,146
She said something about

292
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:56,899
lighting up the night with her liner.

293
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,500
Oh, no.

294
00:11:58,869 --> 00:11:59,854
Yeah.

295
00:12:08,104 --> 00:12:09,255
Namaste.

296
00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:11,116
Sorry to interrupt

297
00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:13,132
you getting into someone's yoga pants.

298
00:12:15,176 --> 00:12:17,754
Sri Sri Ravi, a moment, please.

299
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,367
An old, celibate,

300
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,637
male yoga teacher?

301
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:28,266
Your transformation really is astounding.

302
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:31,564
Care to share how you gave
up your bad Bass ways?

303
00:12:32,117 --> 00:12:34,176
How you went from Charlie
Sheen to Charlie Brown,

304
00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:35,196
from Bar to Mitzvah?

305
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:37,944
There's no answer to that question.
It's an evolution.

306
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,316
Mm.

307
00:12:39,557 --> 00:12:41,860
What's really going on, Blair?

308
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,871
Okay, if you must know,

309
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:47,545
I'm trying to pinpoint
the source of your light

310
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:49,816
so I can pull Louis out of the darkness.

311
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,656
You changed. So can he.

312
00:12:55,264 --> 00:12:56,496
I have all day.

313
00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,661
Oh, it was great meeting your new staff.

314
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:06,903
From what I can see,

315
00:13:06,904 --> 00:13:09,144
Jared Kushner better watch his back.

316
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,373
Thanks.

317
00:13:10,809 --> 00:13:13,736
Before you leave, there's
something I need to tell you.

318
00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:19,640
One of my reporters received a tip.

319
00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:22,669
Maureen's cheating on Trip.

320
00:13:23,144 --> 00:13:24,695
Well, there must some mistake.

321
00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:27,017
Maureen's a devoted wife.

322
00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:29,290
She even stuck by Trip during that, uh,

323
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,194
unfortunate incident with Serena.

324
00:13:31,195 --> 00:13:33,334
Obviously, we'll verify everything first.

325
00:13:33,335 --> 00:13:35,080
You're not seriously
considering running it?

326
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,243
Well, the information's out there,

327
00:13:36,244 --> 00:13:37,707
and if we don't, someone else will.

328
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,115
And I don't wanna make a certain
Australian patriarch's mistake

329
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,875
of burying the "News of the World" scandal.

330
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:42,718
If he'd let the "Journal" break it,

331
00:13:42,719 --> 00:13:44,671
he might've saved his paper
and a lot of embarrassment.

332
00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:46,579
But, uh, this is a family matter.

333
00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:48,484
And a public one, unfortunately.

334
00:13:49,346 --> 00:13:50,408
It's our chance to prove

335
00:13:50,409 --> 00:13:51,828
that "The Spectator" is fair and balanced

336
00:13:51,829 --> 00:13:53,541
no matter what the story is.

337
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,535
The site and our family

338
00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:57,430
will be in better shape
for running it first.

339
00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:01,720
Well, I certainly don't want
it in the hands of the "Post."

340
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,989
I won't run anything before I talk to Trip.

341
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,111
I was wrong in keeping you from here.

342
00:14:19,112 --> 00:14:20,157
The city looks good on you.

343
00:14:20,158 --> 00:14:22,206
I just wish I could visit more often.

344
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:25,024
But, you know, Lily's doing so much

345
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,977
by letting you stay here. I just...

346
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,209
I don't know.

347
00:14:28,656 --> 00:14:31,232
I don't feel comfortable
by putting her out.

348
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,515
I never thought I would say this,

349
00:14:33,516 --> 00:14:36,945
maybe it's time to get your own place.

350
00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:38,923
Yeah, but the prices are so crazy.

351
00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:41,276
You've got more than
that in your trust fund.

352
00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:43,808
We could get you a beautiful 1-bedroom,

353
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,245
it's better to buy it than rent it.

354
00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,791
It's--it's-- it's a good investment.

355
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,911
That's enough.
Do you have me pegged as a fool?

356
00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:51,544
Coming here under the guise of a party

357
00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,910
and trying to get me to
buy you an apartment?

358
00:14:53,911 --> 00:14:55,951
It's not for me. It's for Charlie.

359
00:14:55,952 --> 00:14:58,768
If it was Charlie, she would
have asked me herself.

360
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,730
Once again, Carol, you're
all dollars and no sense.

361
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,171
And I am done being taken advantage of

362
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,722
and enabling your agendas.

363
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:09,724
My only agenda is to get
closer to my daughter--

364
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:12,103
something you'll never understand.

365
00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:13,501
I'm going for a walk,

366
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,528
on the streets, where I'm welcome.

367
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:17,223
Mom, please.

368
00:15:24,473 --> 00:15:25,103
Grandma.

369
00:15:26,363 --> 00:15:27,439
Grandma, are you all right?

370
00:15:28,739 --> 00:15:30,339
Yes. O-of course I am.

371
00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:36,893
Maybe I should call an ambulance.

372
00:15:36,906 --> 00:15:38,260
Oh, no, honey. Your--your--

373
00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:41,262
your mother just triggered my
blood pressure, that's all.

374
00:15:42,384 --> 00:15:43,382
Are you sure?

375
00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:44,983
O-of course.

376
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:47,167
You know, if you wanna
be helpful, just, um,

377
00:15:47,228 --> 00:15:48,721
go get me a glass of water so...

378
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,036
so I can take my pill.

379
00:15:52,317 --> 00:15:53,086
Yeah, okay.

380
00:15:59,761 --> 00:16:01,291
Hey, Max, it's Serena.

381
00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:03,556
Listen, I have to take a rain check.

382
00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:05,748
My cousin and I have a lot
to do before the party.

383
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:16,464
If you ever find yourself sick
with Saturday night fever,

384
00:16:17,005 --> 00:16:20,757
the last thing you want is for
someone to turn up the heat.

385
00:16:27,536 --> 00:16:29,282
Oh, my gosh!

386
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,526
Max, that's beautiful!

387
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:35,520
I had the ingredients.

388
00:16:36,134 --> 00:16:37,777
I hope your grandmother enjoys it.

389
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,915
Now I'm going to leave before
you think I'm a stalker

390
00:16:40,921 --> 00:16:42,043
who shows up for canceled dates.

391
00:16:42,049 --> 00:16:44,886
No, stop it. I don't.
I really did want to see you.

392
00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:46,996
I just--I didn't wanna move too fast.

393
00:16:46,997 --> 00:16:47,593
No, I get it.

394
00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:49,741
24 hours with a guy you just
met is more than enough.

395
00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:50,731
To be honest,

396
00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:54,007
I thought maybe you weren't
quite over your ex yet.

397
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:56,559
When we met, you--you were
still looking for her.

398
00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:57,950
Just to return her stuff.

399
00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:01,278
I haven't thought about
Ivy since we met, Serena.

400
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:01,942
I swear.

401
00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:07,150
Well, how would you like to come
with me to Studio 54 tonight

402
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,752
and present the cake to
my grandmother yourself?

403
00:17:10,038 --> 00:17:12,687
You do realize you just went
from "let's take it slow"

404
00:17:12,688 --> 00:17:14,482
to "want to meet my family?"
Right?

405
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:16,761
Caution is not my strong suit.

406
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:18,601
Well, how about we try
something in between?

407
00:17:18,623 --> 00:17:22,029
Uh, you liveblog with party updates,

408
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:24,093
and I'll pick you up tomorrow afternoon.

409
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,430
That sounds perfect.

410
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:27,079
Thank you.

411
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,608
No, thank you.

412
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,489
Are you sure you don't
want me to call a doctor?

413
00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,377
Oh, yes, no.

414
00:17:36,382 --> 00:17:39,788
I just need some rest, and,
you know, the jet lag,

415
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,836
and of course I didn't eat
anything this morning.

416
00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:43,804
That's ginger tea.

417
00:17:44,825 --> 00:17:47,020
I knew someone who took those pills.

418
00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:51,034
The ginger helps with the dizziness.

419
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:56,216
Tell me.

420
00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:59,042
What does your mother want your money for?

421
00:17:59,282 --> 00:18:00,810
Be honest, Charlotte.

422
00:18:01,184 --> 00:18:02,618
I'm not gonna let her bully you.

423
00:18:03,328 --> 00:18:04,449
It wasn't her.

424
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,139
It's me that wants the apartment.

425
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,174
She was just trying to help

426
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,765
to make it seem like it was her idea.

427
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:13,717
Well, I wish you'd just been honest.

428
00:18:14,516 --> 00:18:15,950
Although growing up with Carol,

429
00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,084
I mean, how would you know better?

430
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,142
You've been so generous.

431
00:18:22,989 --> 00:18:25,014
I didn't wanna ask for more.

432
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,742
Well, now that you have,
I will uncap my waterman

433
00:18:31,116 --> 00:18:33,136
and release the funds tomorrow morning.

434
00:18:33,165 --> 00:18:34,118
Thank you!

435
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,454
Listen, I'm sorry I had to
be the one to tell you.

436
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:39,508
Yeah, I doubt that.

437
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:42,046
I'm sure you're enjoying
every second of this.

438
00:18:43,149 --> 00:18:46,017
I know our history isn't
exactly pristine, Trip,

439
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,550
but we're still family.

440
00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:51,165
God, with her sailing instructor? Really?

441
00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:53,748
I should have known when
she kept asking to leave

442
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,075
grandfather's compound a week early.

443
00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:57,628
And you were there all of August, right?

444
00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:58,634
Yeah.

445
00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:03,136
Yeah. I, um...

446
00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:05,199
It's funny.

447
00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:07,880
Usually she complains about
having to go back to D.C.

448
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,132
Look, man, we really worked on our marriage

449
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:14,704
after the whole Serena situation.

450
00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:17,558
I just thought we were on the right track.

451
00:19:18,974 --> 00:19:19,622
I'm sorry.

452
00:19:21,168 --> 00:19:22,312
Look, I get you have to run the story.

453
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:25,259
Just... I hope you don't
let your personal feelings

454
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:27,407
against me make it any
uglier than it has to be.

455
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,027
Thanks for telling me.

456
00:19:38,669 --> 00:19:39,636
I guess now we're even.

457
00:19:54,476 --> 00:19:55,661
Hey, grandfather, it's Nate.

458
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:57,524
I'm gonna wait on that story.

459
00:19:58,131 --> 00:19:59,813
I think Maureen's lying about the affair.

460
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:00,506
I just don't know why.

461
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:07,933
Next one over.

462
00:20:13,276 --> 00:20:14,191
Uh, excuse me, sir?

463
00:20:14,531 --> 00:20:17,712
Do you know who lives here?
Don't worry. I'm not a stalker.

464
00:20:17,893 --> 00:20:20,898
In fact, the person I'm
looking for is the stalker--

465
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:22,585
an anonymous one, the worst kind.

466
00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:24,340
No?

467
00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:28,898
Dan?

468
00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:30,633
Alessandra? What are you doing here?

469
00:20:31,383 --> 00:20:33,895
I live here. Isn't that why
you buzzed my apartment?

470
00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,017
That's usually how it works.

471
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:37,506
No, actually, I was looking
for someone who hates me.

472
00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:41,646
Chuck?

473
00:20:42,753 --> 00:20:44,636
Are you sure you're
comfortable with Blair here?

474
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:46,315
I don't believe I have a choice,

475
00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:48,103
which is why I'm controlling
the information.

476
00:20:48,157 --> 00:20:50,665
Which, thus far, has been a
bunch of monkey business.

477
00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:53,777
I'm worried his licking himself
is anxiety, that he's lonely.

478
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:55,108
Enough.

479
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,076
Assuming this is a 50-minute session,

480
00:20:57,109 --> 00:20:59,622
I only have 18 minutes
left to get my answers.

481
00:20:59,845 --> 00:21:01,411
And what is it you're searching for, Blair?

482
00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:04,553
Nice try on the bait and switch,
but I was a teenage bulimic,

483
00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:05,967
and my father came out when I was 15.

484
00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:07,575
This isn't my first analysis.

485
00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,274
What I need for you is to show me
how you helped Chuck transform.

486
00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:12,222
I told you, Blair. There is no one answer.

487
00:21:12,284 --> 00:21:13,925
There isn't one, or you
don't want to give it to me

488
00:21:13,946 --> 00:21:15,182
because you don't want me to fix Louis?

489
00:21:15,353 --> 00:21:18,090
Are you saying that you want your fiance

490
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:20,084
to be more like Chuck?

491
00:21:20,121 --> 00:21:22,675
No! More like the man Chuck's become,

492
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,220
like Louis used to be when
Chuck was like Louis is now.

493
00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:26,684
If you don't mind me saying so,

494
00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:28,235
you seem confused.

495
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:31,198
Only by Chuck's refusal to disclose.

496
00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:32,354
If he really is a good person,

497
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,895
why doesn't he tell me how he got that way?

498
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,890
Obviously, he hasn't really let go,

499
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:37,765
or he would give me the information I need.

500
00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:39,596
You mean let go of the
intimacy between you?

501
00:21:40,493 --> 00:21:43,303
You said it, not me, and you're the expert.

502
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,924
But I did let go of you, Blair.

503
00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:46,951
Then prove it by telling me how.

504
00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:49,928
I can't.

505
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:53,810
But if you don't believe
me, call on Harry Winston.

506
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,248
The night of "The Spectator" launch,

507
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:59,290
I left the engagement ring I
bought you on their doorstep

508
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,718
and walked away.

509
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:10,938
I forgot...

510
00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:12,159
I, uh...

511
00:22:13,512 --> 00:22:16,254
I... have a cake tasting to attend.

512
00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:28,316
You blow Cheryl Ladd out of the water.

513
00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:30,833
Oh, thank you, my darling.
Too bad Carol's arrival

514
00:22:30,862 --> 00:22:32,890
has put a pall over the entire evening.

515
00:22:34,181 --> 00:22:36,115
Well, hopefully we can get
her to dance the night away

516
00:22:36,151 --> 00:22:37,449
and hustle her the hell out of here.

517
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,715
It is taking every ounce of self-control

518
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,754
not to march over and tell
her what a terrible mother

519
00:22:41,775 --> 00:22:42,689
I think she is.

520
00:22:43,224 --> 00:22:44,785
She heard you loud and clear.

521
00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:45,927
Come on, Lil.

522
00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:47,663
Say what you really think for a change.

523
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,930
Okay, I'll let you two talk alone.

524
00:22:52,106 --> 00:22:54,197
Last month you were happy to see me

525
00:22:54,202 --> 00:22:55,227
and take care of my daughter.

526
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,886
What could I have done
to mortally offend you

527
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,236
all the way from Florida?

528
00:22:59,474 --> 00:23:00,844
Charlie told me you made her live

529
00:23:00,873 --> 00:23:02,732
under the name of "Ivy Dickens."

530
00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:06,100
As if being a teenager isn't
enough of an identify crisis

531
00:23:06,124 --> 00:23:07,830
without having to assume a false one.

532
00:23:08,093 --> 00:23:08,876
How dare you.

533
00:23:09,056 --> 00:23:12,318
You know nothing about
Charlie or our relationship.

534
00:23:12,339 --> 00:23:14,029
I know you put your hatred of our family

535
00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:16,358
above her well-being.
What else is there?

536
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,118
I assure you that being Ivy

537
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:19,518
is the only thing that saved Charlie

538
00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:21,853
from the despicable fate of being a Rhodes.

539
00:23:30,566 --> 00:23:32,377
Hey, Max, it's Serena.

540
00:23:32,422 --> 00:23:35,114
So it turns out the party
tonight was canceled,

541
00:23:35,143 --> 00:23:37,260
and I have my mom's apartment all to myself

542
00:23:37,408 --> 00:23:40,335
if you wanna come celebrate
being over Ivy with me.

543
00:23:40,511 --> 00:23:42,133
We do have cake, after all.

544
00:23:42,836 --> 00:23:44,238
7:00. Don't be late.

545
00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:46,727
Chaka Khan might have been every woman,

546
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:49,705
but looks like Charlie Rhodes
is about to have trouble

547
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:50,580
being two.

548
00:24:02,324 --> 00:24:04,004
I wish you wouldn't take it as a negative.

549
00:24:04,949 --> 00:24:06,223
It's called "I hate Humphrey."

550
00:24:06,292 --> 00:24:09,008
Yeah, to get people talking
about you and your book.

551
00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:12,122
Sugar and spice and everything
nice get no attention.

552
00:24:12,224 --> 00:24:15,342
Sex taps and public brawls
make people famous.

553
00:24:15,347 --> 00:24:17,166
I'm not--I'm not Snooki. I'm a writer.

554
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:18,869
Who skipped out on his book tour.

555
00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:21,767
My career's on the line here, too.

556
00:24:21,789 --> 00:24:24,473
I took a chance on a young,
inexperienced author.

557
00:24:24,494 --> 00:24:26,513
I was trying to get you back on the radar.

558
00:24:26,729 --> 00:24:27,961
I knew you wouldn't like the method,

559
00:24:27,974 --> 00:24:29,343
but if it makes you feel better,

560
00:24:29,373 --> 00:24:31,031
there's a Twitter called
"Humphrey Love," too.

561
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:32,519
That's me.

562
00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,062
Oh. Sorry.

563
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,943
I should've recognized your
scalpel-sharp self-deprecation.

564
00:24:37,057 --> 00:24:38,655
Well, I have over a thousand followers.

565
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:40,994
Yeah. Let's hope they bought books.

566
00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:43,970
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

567
00:24:43,971 --> 00:24:44,813
I'll close the account.

568
00:24:44,893 --> 00:24:47,569
No. I have a better idea.

569
00:24:49,853 --> 00:24:52,343
When Trip told me he and Maureen
were with you all of August,

570
00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:53,503
something didn't feel right.

571
00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:55,026
That's when one of my reporters said

572
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,823
she was spotted with her
sailing instructor.

573
00:24:57,868 --> 00:24:59,208
She could have snuck down to D.C.

574
00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:00,623
for a night or two, I'd imagine.

575
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,051
Which is why I called the club.

576
00:25:02,399 --> 00:25:04,712
Turns out the only sailing
lessons Maureen ever took

577
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,654
were from a woman named
Heather two years ago.

578
00:25:07,451 --> 00:25:08,350
Are you saying...

579
00:25:08,353 --> 00:25:10,182
Maureen's faking an affair?
Yeah.

580
00:25:10,722 --> 00:25:12,545
It wouldn't be the first
time she's faked something.

581
00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:13,645
Think of what it would do to Trip.

582
00:25:13,688 --> 00:25:15,388
It would hurt him immeasurably.

583
00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:18,786
Or help him.
Trip just hired a new campaign manager

584
00:25:18,787 --> 00:25:20,214
to explore running for governor.

585
00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,247
The last time he needed help in the polls,

586
00:25:22,459 --> 00:25:24,130
Maureen hired someone to jump in the Hudson

587
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,430
so Trip could look like a hero.

588
00:25:25,841 --> 00:25:27,974
So now she's making him into a victim?

589
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,430
It seems like a risky move.

590
00:25:29,442 --> 00:25:30,332
Oh, well, think about it.

591
00:25:30,784 --> 00:25:33,377
A politician out there fighting
for the good in Washington,

592
00:25:33,378 --> 00:25:35,383
while his wife steps out
on him at the yacht club?

593
00:25:35,715 --> 00:25:37,054
It's a sympathetic story.

594
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:40,049
I can't believe that Maureen
would risk her marriage.

595
00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:43,126
Oh, she'd make a public
apology and go to counseling,

596
00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:45,581
convince him it'd be better for
his career to stay together,

597
00:25:45,648 --> 00:25:47,800
and in two years, when his
name's on that ballot,

598
00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,028
people will remember him as a guy

599
00:25:49,032 --> 00:25:50,916
who fought through a rough
patch to save his family.

600
00:25:51,574 --> 00:25:52,483
It's pretty shrewd.

601
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:55,726
At least you won't have to
run the story of her affair.

602
00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,599
No, I'll just run this one instead.

603
00:26:00,095 --> 00:26:04,914
I understand you're, um, upset
by Maureen's manipulations,

604
00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:06,884
but Trip was completely in the dark

605
00:26:06,885 --> 00:26:08,930
about her antics with that river rescue.

606
00:26:08,974 --> 00:26:10,513
I'm sure this is the same now.

607
00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:14,040
Oh, this is not a story.
This is a family squabble

608
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,949
that could 'cause your cousin his career.

609
00:26:20,723 --> 00:26:22,392
I'll do the right thing. Don't worry.

610
00:26:36,623 --> 00:26:38,516
I have no idea. They're all so delicious.

611
00:26:38,543 --> 00:26:42,407
I agree. Every morsel is
like taste of heaven.

612
00:26:42,683 --> 00:26:44,851
But you must choose top three choices

613
00:26:44,852 --> 00:26:48,423
before Sylvia Weinstock,
Queen of Cake, arrives.

614
00:26:48,424 --> 00:26:49,966
How can I choose my wedding cake

615
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,706
when my groom has lost his sweetness?

616
00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:54,036
Peeing in fountain was not answer?

617
00:26:54,064 --> 00:26:55,457
Stop mentioning that,

618
00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:57,165
or I'll never be able to
toss a coin in again,

619
00:26:57,166 --> 00:26:58,377
and I need all the wishes I can get.

620
00:27:02,605 --> 00:27:04,014
I get us some milk.

621
00:27:04,015 --> 00:27:07,075
So much cake make baby kick up storm.

622
00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:10,487
What are you doing here?

623
00:27:10,619 --> 00:27:11,958
Why did you walk out of therapy?

624
00:27:12,162 --> 00:27:13,816
You weren't going to reveal your secrets,

625
00:27:13,817 --> 00:27:16,081
and I have cakes to taste,
so if you'll excuse me,

626
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,806
I haven't even begun the buttercream.

627
00:27:18,587 --> 00:27:20,960
Dr. Krueger thought you were
upset I returned the ring.

628
00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:23,000
He has too many PhDs.

629
00:27:23,188 --> 00:27:25,098
They cancel each other out
and make him a moron.

630
00:27:25,751 --> 00:27:27,795
I returned it because you
asked me to let you go.

631
00:27:30,949 --> 00:27:32,309
I wanted to move on

632
00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:35,747
to give you the happy life you deserve.

633
00:27:42,334 --> 00:27:43,995
All this time, I've blamed you

634
00:27:45,136 --> 00:27:47,113
for pulling me into the dark.

635
00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:49,097
But I was wrong.

636
00:27:51,127 --> 00:27:53,138
It was me who brought out your dark side.

637
00:27:56,107 --> 00:27:58,408
And now that I'm with Louis,
I've done the same to him.

638
00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:02,445
I'm sorry.

639
00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:13,362
These glasses of champagne
used to be served

640
00:28:13,363 --> 00:28:15,496
with a White Lady appetizer.

641
00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:18,790
Uh, mother, since we have a
little time before the party,

642
00:28:18,791 --> 00:28:21,061
Rufus and I have a small gift for you.

643
00:28:21,064 --> 00:28:22,900
Opening night. I tracked it down for you.

644
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,125
How surprisingly thoughtful.

645
00:28:25,473 --> 00:28:27,272
If I had any memory of that night,

646
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,484
I'm sure it would be fond.

647
00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:35,043
Her favoritism is nauseating.

648
00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:39,209
Now is not the time to be mad at Cece.

649
00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:41,372
All she has to do is sign a paper tomorrow,

650
00:28:41,373 --> 00:28:42,223
and we're in the clear.

651
00:28:42,393 --> 00:28:43,983
You're a better actress than I thought.

652
00:28:44,692 --> 00:28:46,457
You got more out of her in three minutes

653
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,033
than I have in 45 years.

654
00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:52,792
I was just kind to her.
Maybe you should try it.

655
00:28:52,793 --> 00:28:53,788
She is getting older.

656
00:28:53,945 --> 00:28:55,091
And meaner.

657
00:28:55,688 --> 00:28:57,524
You don't know these people.

658
00:28:58,553 --> 00:29:00,213
They're my family, not yours.

659
00:29:00,778 --> 00:29:01,580
Remember that.

660
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:03,460
Of course.

661
00:29:04,273 --> 00:29:04,931
Sorry.

662
00:29:07,139 --> 00:29:08,029
...Get me out of the dress.

663
00:29:08,089 --> 00:29:08,903
Mom!

664
00:29:08,904 --> 00:29:10,683
Mother, let me see!

665
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:14,032
Goodness.

666
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,066
Oh, your body looks amazing.

667
00:29:18,304 --> 00:29:19,042
Max.

668
00:29:19,487 --> 00:29:20,716
What are you doing here?

669
00:29:20,830 --> 00:29:23,395
Serena said to meet her here,
said the party was canceled.

670
00:29:23,398 --> 00:29:25,895
Well, it's not. If Lily sees you here,

671
00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:27,083
everything will be ruined.

672
00:29:27,264 --> 00:29:28,965
I see you two found have each other.

673
00:29:29,047 --> 00:29:32,024
No need for introductions,
right, Max and... Ivy?

674
00:29:32,025 --> 00:29:34,689
Serena, this isn't what it looks like.

675
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,407
Oh, so you two didn't used to date?

676
00:29:36,715 --> 00:29:37,453
We did.

677
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,521
And you didn't pretend
like you've never met?

678
00:29:39,522 --> 00:29:40,267
We did.

679
00:29:40,287 --> 00:29:42,995
And you didn't try to convince
me not to see him again

680
00:29:42,996 --> 00:29:45,639
because he may still be
hung up on his ex, Ivy?

681
00:29:45,706 --> 00:29:47,577
Uh, girls, this is not the time.

682
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:48,725
We need to get to grandma's party.

683
00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:50,477
Max, nice to see you again.

684
00:29:51,515 --> 00:29:54,138
Wait. You know him, too? This is insane.

685
00:29:54,444 --> 00:29:57,379
I'm not going anywhere
until Charlie's alter ego,

686
00:29:57,382 --> 00:29:58,987
who everyone seems to know about but me,

687
00:29:58,988 --> 00:30:00,233
explains what's going on here.

688
00:30:00,234 --> 00:30:01,424
It's not her fault.

689
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,622
Carol had her live as Ivy

690
00:30:03,658 --> 00:30:05,694
because she hated being a Rhodes.

691
00:30:05,835 --> 00:30:08,638
You can't blame Charlie for
her own mother's insanity.

692
00:30:08,639 --> 00:30:11,449
My insanity? Is this how you
get along for mom's sake?

693
00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,164
What's for my sake?

694
00:30:13,272 --> 00:30:14,892
I just want the truth, Charlie.

695
00:30:14,893 --> 00:30:16,605
I invited you back to New York.

696
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,851
My mom and Rufus gave
you somewhere to live.

697
00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:21,540
Cece got you your trust fund back.
Now just stop lying

698
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,753
and tell me what you and
your boyfriend are up to.

699
00:30:26,929 --> 00:30:29,082
Just when things are about to hit the fan,

700
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:33,168
they hit the ground instead with a thud.

701
00:30:36,608 --> 00:30:37,678
Mother. Mother?

702
00:30:37,679 --> 00:30:38,597
Her pulse feels okay.

703
00:30:38,598 --> 00:30:40,330
Okay, give me your jacket.
I'm gonna put it under her head.

704
00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:41,152
I'll call an ambulance.

705
00:30:41,153 --> 00:30:42,665
No, please. I'm all right.

706
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,660
No, don't get up too quickly.
You fainted from the stress.

707
00:30:44,661 --> 00:30:46,706
Don't you try and pin this on me.
Mother, are you all right?

708
00:30:46,707 --> 00:30:48,906
I will be when you let me off the floor.

709
00:30:48,907 --> 00:30:51,450
Okay, let's get you
somewhere more comfortable.

710
00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:53,827
Up you go. Okay.

711
00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:54,772
Okay.

712
00:30:54,773 --> 00:30:57,596
Look, you still look pale.
I think we should call Dr. Sue.

713
00:30:57,597 --> 00:30:59,338
I'm not gonna wait around
for some concierge doctor.

714
00:30:59,339 --> 00:31:00,742
We're gonna take you to the hospital.

715
00:31:00,743 --> 00:31:01,485
Okay, let's get her over here.

716
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,741
I told you, I'm fine.

717
00:31:04,247 --> 00:31:05,638
I know what's wrong.

718
00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,896
Yeah, you keep this
apartment excessively warm.

719
00:31:08,897 --> 00:31:10,955
Just tell them, grandma.

720
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:18,996
She's been dieting to
fit into her jumpsuit.

721
00:31:18,997 --> 00:31:20,968
A few Martinis and glasses of champagne

722
00:31:20,969 --> 00:31:24,417
on an empty stomach, and
anyone would pass out.

723
00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:25,300
Well, Charlotte's right.

724
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:27,862
I'm afraid that I let my
vanity get the better of me,

725
00:31:27,863 --> 00:31:31,801
but, um, something delicious
to eat will fix me right up.

726
00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,018
Comfort food-- that's
something I'm good at.

727
00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,851
So why don't you go ahead--
ahead of me, darling?

728
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:39,182
Oh, don't be silly, mother.
We'll have our own celebration.

729
00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:40,765
Once we get grandma something to eat

730
00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,341
and make sure she's okay,

731
00:31:42,459 --> 00:31:44,786
Charlie can get back to
telling us everything.

732
00:31:54,155 --> 00:31:55,148
Thanks.

733
00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,534
It's so nice working for someone
who means what he says.

734
00:31:57,535 --> 00:31:59,197
Yeah. Well, let's, uh...

735
00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:02,391
Let's hope everyone feels the same way.

736
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,925
"We at 'The Spectator' are
the voice of honesty,

737
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,480
"not the wealthy or politically connected.

738
00:32:09,481 --> 00:32:11,790
"Recently a family member
tried to manipulate our site

739
00:32:11,791 --> 00:32:13,896
"for personal and political gain.

740
00:32:13,897 --> 00:32:15,630
"We're not going to name names.

741
00:32:15,631 --> 00:32:18,153
"We're not going to post
the story or bury it,

742
00:32:18,154 --> 00:32:19,893
"but instead we're coming
to you with the promise

743
00:32:19,894 --> 00:32:23,475
"that we will never let money,
power, or personal agendas

744
00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,932
get in the way of reporting the truth."

745
00:32:26,501 --> 00:32:28,210
Told you I'd do the right thing.

746
00:32:28,761 --> 00:32:31,316
I'm sorry if we have different
versions of what that is.

747
00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:33,281
I'm not here to reprimand you.

748
00:32:34,136 --> 00:32:36,309
You remind me of myself
when I was your age.

749
00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:39,055
Wait. You're not angry
that I alluded to Maureen?

750
00:32:39,851 --> 00:32:41,963
You're your own man, Nathaniel.

751
00:32:44,076 --> 00:32:45,490
I've always loved you.

752
00:32:45,592 --> 00:32:48,577
But now... well, I respect you, too.

753
00:33:03,095 --> 00:33:05,603
You never pulled me to
the dark side, Blair.

754
00:33:07,978 --> 00:33:10,338
I appreciate you trying
to make me feel better,

755
00:33:11,341 --> 00:33:12,947
but I have my answer.

756
00:33:13,221 --> 00:33:16,245
You were the lightest thing
that ever came into my life.

757
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,437
Then... why did it take letting me go

758
00:33:21,438 --> 00:33:23,759
to find this whole new side of yourself?

759
00:33:23,909 --> 00:33:25,985
I only turned dark and desperate

760
00:33:25,986 --> 00:33:28,244
because I was afraid of losing you.

761
00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:31,636
Your love kept me alive.

762
00:33:32,096 --> 00:33:33,916
But you survived without me.

763
00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:36,052
The worst thing happened,

764
00:33:36,053 --> 00:33:37,586
and I didn't die.

765
00:33:38,656 --> 00:33:41,318
But I had to find a new way
to move on with my life.

766
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:42,892
I only want you to be happy.

767
00:33:42,893 --> 00:33:46,068
I'm just sorry it couldn't be with me.

768
00:33:48,838 --> 00:33:50,079
Oh, Blair, there you are.

769
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,421
I brought some more samples with me.

770
00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:54,584
I see the groom is here, too.

771
00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:57,237
I'm not the groom.

772
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,322
When I saw you in L.A.,

773
00:34:08,323 --> 00:34:10,970
I lied and didn't tell you
that Max was my boyfriend

774
00:34:10,971 --> 00:34:14,589
or that I was living under
the name Ivy Dickens.

775
00:34:14,590 --> 00:34:15,863
Who's Ivy Dickens?

776
00:34:15,864 --> 00:34:17,466
I'm sorry, mother. That was my fault.

777
00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:20,188
I didn't want anyone to find
out that she was a Rhodes

778
00:34:20,189 --> 00:34:21,322
and use her for her money,

779
00:34:21,323 --> 00:34:23,656
which is exactly what Max is doing.

780
00:34:23,657 --> 00:34:25,795
I'm not the one using you people. She is.

781
00:34:25,796 --> 00:34:27,320
He's blackmailing me.

782
00:34:27,321 --> 00:34:29,281
Is that what you wanted the money for?

783
00:34:29,282 --> 00:34:30,769
Not for an apartment?

784
00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:35,969
He manipulated me...
into doing things I'm not proud of.

785
00:34:36,967 --> 00:34:38,280
What are you talking about?

786
00:34:38,281 --> 00:34:42,689
He has a tape that he was
threatening to expose.

787
00:34:43,518 --> 00:34:46,391
I was worried he was gonna
do the same to you, Serena.

788
00:34:46,392 --> 00:34:49,113
That's why I tried to get
you to stop seeing him.

789
00:34:49,748 --> 00:34:50,748
I don't have a tape.

790
00:34:50,749 --> 00:34:52,349
Why didn't you just tell me the truth?

791
00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:56,881
I just tried to pay him
off, get rid of him.

792
00:34:57,072 --> 00:34:58,575
I-I can't believe you
people are buying this.

793
00:34:58,576 --> 00:35:01,724
She's scamming you.
She is not Charlie Rhodes.

794
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:02,826
She's Ivy Dickens.

795
00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:05,019
She's a wannabe actress from Florida.

796
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,931
I think we've heard enough of your lies.

797
00:35:06,932 --> 00:35:08,273
And you're not even her real mother.

798
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,041
She grew up in trailer parks.

799
00:35:10,042 --> 00:35:12,378
Her father was a heroin addict who died

800
00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:14,734
right in front of her
when she was 8 years old.

801
00:35:14,735 --> 00:35:17,484
That's just what I told him to
make him believe I was Ivy.

802
00:35:17,485 --> 00:35:18,760
I have proof.

803
00:35:29,047 --> 00:35:29,926
You took it.

804
00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,046
Enough.

805
00:35:31,282 --> 00:35:34,674
This is my granddaughter, Charlie Rhodes.

806
00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:38,080
I was there the day she was born.
She is my family.

807
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:40,428
I don't need any proof.

808
00:35:40,904 --> 00:35:43,676
I know it in my bones.

809
00:35:45,419 --> 00:35:47,569
You should go before we call the police.

810
00:35:48,216 --> 00:35:49,412
Just remember...

811
00:35:50,012 --> 00:35:52,085
I warned all of you.

812
00:35:53,122 --> 00:35:55,653
Sister Sledge sang "We Are Family,"

813
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,770
but she had nothing on the Rhodes girls.

814
00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,946
I'm sorry... again.

815
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:21,291
I should have had enough
faith in our friendship

816
00:36:21,292 --> 00:36:22,919
to be able to tell you the truth.

817
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,687
No, it's okay, but I do
see why you fell for Max.

818
00:36:25,688 --> 00:36:27,926
I mean, he seemed perfect.

819
00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:30,122
Too bad he was just
seeing me to get to you.

820
00:36:30,123 --> 00:36:31,435
You'll find someone great.

821
00:36:31,436 --> 00:36:35,714
Mm, I hope so.
But at least Max left his cake.

822
00:36:37,016 --> 00:36:39,101
I think I'm gonna get some more champagne.

823
00:36:42,215 --> 00:36:44,423
Can I, uh, interrupt your slide?

824
00:36:44,546 --> 00:36:47,688
Yeah, you know, I think I'll
go find an extra fondue set.

825
00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:52,124
I'm sorry about changing Charlie's name.

826
00:36:52,798 --> 00:36:55,466
It took mom fainting for me to realize

827
00:36:55,762 --> 00:36:57,799
why you were so upset about it.

828
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,092
I just want us all to be Rhodes
for as long as we have left.

829
00:37:01,112 --> 00:37:02,307
Me, too.

830
00:37:03,331 --> 00:37:05,963
It's just another example of
my overprotective parenting

831
00:37:05,964 --> 00:37:07,179
getting the best of me.

832
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:09,972
I may have been a little
quick to judge again,

833
00:37:09,999 --> 00:37:11,735
but it's only because
I've come to love Charlie

834
00:37:11,736 --> 00:37:13,505
as if she were my own.

835
00:37:14,330 --> 00:37:19,079
Great. Now she'll have two
moms to screw her up.

836
00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:21,855
Oh, I love this song.

837
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:26,619
Thank you for discretion earlier.

838
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:27,773
No problem.

839
00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:30,200
But, um...

840
00:37:31,884 --> 00:37:33,820
You know, if you're really sick,

841
00:37:34,306 --> 00:37:36,441
I think you should tell the family.

842
00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,218
They might care more than you think.

843
00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:42,175
Perhaps. But I appreciate
you protecting my secret.

844
00:37:42,350 --> 00:37:45,162
We all have them.
It's a Rhodes family tradition.

845
00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:55,421
That's not nearly mean enough.
Here, let's switch.

846
00:37:55,422 --> 00:37:57,429
I'll be hate. You be love.

847
00:38:01,574 --> 00:38:03,076
"Talk about by-the-numbers.

848
00:38:03,726 --> 00:38:06,313
Humphrey's more Hardy boy than Hemingway."

849
00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:07,479
Impressive.

850
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,546
I've been at this a while.

851
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,530
Oh. Oh, my God.

852
00:38:12,938 --> 00:38:15,217
Katy Perry just retweeted us.

853
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:18,478
What? She's--she's got
like 9 million followers.

854
00:38:18,709 --> 00:38:21,146
Those are best-seller numbers.

855
00:38:24,739 --> 00:38:28,041
You went full Jerry Maguire,
and your family approved.

856
00:38:28,471 --> 00:38:31,459
Sounds like a successful editorial to me.

857
00:38:32,574 --> 00:38:36,345
I must say, being in control
felt pretty damn good...

858
00:38:37,192 --> 00:38:38,629
As will losing it.

859
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,147
How was your day with Blair?

860
00:38:40,391 --> 00:38:42,193
Did you teach her how to turn Louis around?

861
00:38:42,847 --> 00:38:44,678
I told her the truth.

862
00:38:45,555 --> 00:38:46,957
The whole truth?

863
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,635
You should work for "The Spectator."

864
00:38:48,636 --> 00:38:51,398
I just wish I had the
courage to do it sooner.

865
00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:54,029
I've finally become the man she wanted,

866
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,584
and she's already chosen another one.

867
00:38:57,148 --> 00:38:58,407
I'm too late.

868
00:38:59,365 --> 00:39:00,682
You still love her, huh?

869
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,170
I can't imagine the day I won't.

870
00:39:03,955 --> 00:39:05,991
Long after the clubs have closed,

871
00:39:05,992 --> 00:39:08,732
disco inferno rages on.

872
00:39:08,741 --> 00:39:13,165
For some, it's burning desire
that keeps them awake at night.

873
00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:15,467
Miss Blair,

874
00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:18,246
if you finally find key to bring Mr.
Louis back to castle,

875
00:39:18,247 --> 00:39:20,316
why you not look like perky self?

876
00:39:20,818 --> 00:39:22,637
Just tell him he will not lose you,

877
00:39:22,638 --> 00:39:24,456
and he will be prince again.

878
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:28,072
I can find time difference
so you can call him

879
00:39:28,073 --> 00:39:29,908
in third world country.

880
00:39:31,232 --> 00:39:34,193
No. I need to rest.

881
00:39:34,757 --> 00:39:36,950
All that wedding cake made me sick.

882
00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:38,935
You're dismissed.

883
00:39:41,985 --> 00:39:45,636
For others, it's the flames of
uncertainty that plague them.

884
00:39:52,878 --> 00:39:55,112
Looks like we're finally in the clear.

885
00:39:56,987 --> 00:39:58,808
You can leave anytime you want.

886
00:39:59,099 --> 00:40:01,852
Would it be okay with you if I stay?

887
00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:09,032
You have enough money.

888
00:40:09,033 --> 00:40:11,711
You could set yourself up
anywhere in the world.

889
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:14,790
It's not about the money for me.

890
00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,154
In fact, you can have all of it.

891
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:20,629
Then...

892
00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:22,853
What do you want?

893
00:40:23,431 --> 00:40:24,649
A family.

894
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:29,045
I'm sorry. I never knew

895
00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:32,364
that you'd had such a troubled upbringing.

896
00:40:35,325 --> 00:40:39,471
I swiped this when Max took off his jacket.

897
00:40:41,345 --> 00:40:43,548
I'll make sure no one ever sees this.

898
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,277
Thanks.

899
00:40:47,157 --> 00:40:49,759
Well, if they ever found out the truth

900
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,739
about the real Charlotte Rhodes,

901
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,468
they would never forgive me.

902
00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:57,400
This way, we both get to keep our family.

903
00:41:11,673 --> 00:41:12,820
What do you want?

904
00:41:12,943 --> 00:41:16,528
My life back-- the move to Los Angeles,

905
00:41:17,002 --> 00:41:19,021
the job I gave up with Boulud,

906
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:22,465
the two years I spent
believing you and loving you

907
00:41:22,466 --> 00:41:24,157
when all you did was lie and cheat

908
00:41:24,158 --> 00:41:26,875
so you could have some fancy
life that isn't yours.

909
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:31,196
You better watch your back,
because I am not leaving town

910
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,058
until I get what I deserve.

911
00:41:33,177 --> 00:41:34,478
Good luck with that.

912
00:41:37,658 --> 00:41:40,161
No one touch me anymore.

913
00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,047
I'm a Rhodes now.

914
00:41:45,909 --> 00:41:47,668
If you're going to play with matches,

915
00:41:47,669 --> 00:41:49,455
make sure you don't leave them around

916
00:41:49,456 --> 00:41:51,694
to spark the flame anew.

917
00:41:51,695 --> 00:41:53,709
Disco isn't actually dead,

918
00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:55,293
and neither am I.

919
00:41:55,477 --> 00:41:56,607
X.O.X.O. Gossip Girl.

920
00:41:56,727 --> 00:41:59,848
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