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I can't believe that you're my father.

2
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You rip off insurance companies and you
sold fraudulent sperm. You're a con man.

3
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First of all, that sperm was top-notch.

4
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- Secondly, the preferred term is "grifter."
- It doesn't matter.

5
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Either way, you're on the other
side of the law from me.

6
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Listen, shamus, good guys
always need bad guys

7
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just like sons always need fathers.

8
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- Bullshit.
- You're living in a soft dream, kid.

9
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It's the way the world works,
cops and robbers,

10
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cowboys and Indians,
white people and coloreds.

11
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Oh, my God,
are you even Jewish or a member of Mensa?

12
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I'm Black Irish and a member of AAA.

13
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Look, maybe it was a mistake to call you,

14
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but you and your sister
came after me, remember'?

15
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- I thought this is what you wanted.
- About my sister,

16
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are you sure you were the only one
who provided sperm to the sperm bank?

17
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You didn't have any friends help out?

18
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No, it was a solo operation.
It almost killed me.

19
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I have a strong libido,
but not that strong.

20
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I went through cases of vitamin E.

21
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- I have to go.
- What...

22
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute, kid. Wait.

23
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I'm sorry, I know I'm a
disappointment to you,

24
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but for what it's worth,

25
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you seem like the kind of son
a father could be proud of.

26
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I mean, you're a little on the short side,

27
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but other than that,
you have a lot going for you.

28
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Kids!

29
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Oh, Ray.

30
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What is going on? It's almost midnight.

31
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Is Spencer home?

32
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Yeah, he's 14 months old.
Of course he's home.

33
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- Just come... Okay.
- Spencer!

34
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Come on in.

35
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It's not good for a parent
to put a lot of pressure on their kid,

36
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but you're all I've got, you know?

37
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You'll never let me down, right?

38
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No matter what, you'll
still love me, right?

39
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I can't believe you used wood glue.

40
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Well, when I get home, I'm going to yank
out each hair as penance for your...

41
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For your broken nose.

44
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- Ow! God!

45
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- That hurt.
- Oh, Dad.

46
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- Dad, stop it. I forgive you.

47
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I loved your song.

48
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Oh, thank you.

49
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- And Bernard forgives you.
- Yes, I do.

50
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And I can't wait till Friday.

51
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Oh, good. What's Friday?

52
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City Hall!

53
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We're eloping, just the two of us.

54
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Oh.

55
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George, learn from your mistakes.

56
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- No judging.
- No, sorry.

57
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Sorry. It's just...

58
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Well, a father hopes
he can see his daughter off, that's all.

59
00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,754
Well, but you weren't at my first wedding.

60
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Your first wedding?

61
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Don't feel left out, George.

62
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My parents aren't coming.

63
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Of course they're both dead,
but they would have understood.

64
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Right. Well...

65
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Hey, how about I throw you
a beautiful wedding at George on Jane?

66
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Food and music, no alcohol.

67
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I would love that.

68
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- Oh, good.
- Ohhh!

69
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So...

70
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When were you married before?

71
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It was during my S&M phase.

72
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It wasn't legal. Just a blood ritual,
so I didn't tell you about it.

73
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Oh, good, good, good.

74
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- Was there a lot of blood?
- Enough.

75
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I can't believe you committed incest
It's worse than my elder love.

76
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- Did you wear a condom?
- Yes! Yes.

77
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,645
Good, because you inbreeding is scary
and weird enough as it is already.

78
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,017
Should I tell Rose?

79
00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:06,643
She's the first girl I've
liked in a long time

80
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,192
and I know what diseases
we're genetically prone to,

81
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throat cancer and colitis.

82
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Look, you have to break up
with her immediately.

83
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And...

84
00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,572
I need all your attention
now that Leah doesn't want to marry me.

85
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- I'm so sorry about this, Ray.
- It's okay.

86
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At least I have Spencer.
He'll meet all my emotional needs.

87
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A bond between a father and son is...

88
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- Is enough for me.
- Hey, don't rub it in.

89
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Because of Bergeron, I slept with my sister.
I hate my biological father.

90
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Listen, don't say that.
What if Spencer said that about me?

91
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You gotta give this creep a second chance.

92
00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,639
But he's a crook and I'm a law man.

93
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I don't care. You have
to go talk to this guy.

94
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Because if you don't,
it'll haunt you for the rest of your life.

95
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Can you come with me
to Coney Island to see him?

96
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I can't. it's the year
anniversary of Super Ray

97
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and I've got a signing
at Bergen Street Comics.

98
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Hold on.

99
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Uh... Hi.

100
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What's going on?
What did you learn about the sperm bank?

101
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Uh... Nothing. It was a red herring.
Another dead end.

102
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- Damn.
- Hey,

103
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I'm with a really tormented friend
who's having a lot of problems.

104
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Can I call you back?

105
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Oh, okay.

106
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Bye.

107
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Who was that?

108
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- My beautiful sister.
- I knew it.

109
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God!

110
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Look, if you can't break it off with her,
at least wear condoms.

111
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- This is Brooklyn after all.
- Yeah.

112
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Josephine, I am so sorry
I ran out on you last night.

113
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Am 11 is my MO,

114
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even when I'm not stoned
and playing Don Quixote.

115
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It's a lousy MO. I don't like it.

116
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I tried to tell you this.

117
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My relationships are like crimes.

118
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I get in' I steal something and I leave.

119
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What do you steal?

120
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Love. I don't mean to.

121
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It's what I do.

122
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,928
- I think I'm finally hearing you.
- No, no, but wait.

123
00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,511
I'm saying this to you
because I want to transform.

124
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Josephine' I'm a 63-year-old
work in progress.

125
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But I am falling for you.

126
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George.

127
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You know, I think that we should
take this to the next level.

128
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I think we should be monogamous.

129
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I thought we were.

130
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Of course we are.

131
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You are such a card.

132
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Well, the prodigal son has returned.

133
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I always wanted to say that.
It's a classic.

134
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- Are you leaving?
- Yeah, I'm headed for Jacksonville.

135
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They've got a lot
of syphilitic half-wits down there.

136
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It's an easy place to score.

137
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- Why are you going? Is it because of me?
- No, no.

138
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I... I'm on the lam.

139
00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,652
I got in bad with some groundskeepers.

140
00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:06,782
Gambling problem.

141
00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,613
So ifs serious with these groundskeepers?

142
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,328
- Nothing I can't handle by running away.
- But...

143
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,127
No, I... I came here to forgive you.

144
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- I want to know my father.
- Damn.

145
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Look, I'm in kind of a rush,
but I got time maybe for one question.

146
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What do you want to know?

147
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Um...

148
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Do you have any hobbies?

149
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Shit! That's the worst question possible.
I don't know.

150
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No, no, no, it's good.

151
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I saw on your card that you're a writer.
I scribble.

152
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You probably got that from me.

153
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- Really? You like to write?
- Yes,

154
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I used to pen a lot of the letters
for Penthouse Forum.

155
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<i>It was a great side gig
with the insurance fraud,</i>

156
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but then the Internet came in
and destroyed literary pornography.

157
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God damn ii!

158
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My other dad had those hidden in his closet.
I must have read your work.

159
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A lot of people have.

160
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- Wow.
- Listen, I want you to have something

161
00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,333
to remember me by.

162
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,258
No, no, no, it's a gift.
I don't want to cross state lines with it.

163
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,464
Oh.

164
00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:12,181
Thank you, but does this firearm
have the correct paperwork?

165
00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:15,730
Jesus, I thought you were a private dick,
not a Canadian Mountie.

166
00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,479
- You're right. I'm sorry. Thank you.
- Yeah.

167
00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,148
Business is closed.

168
00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,571
Beat it, kid.

169
00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,990
- What if I don't want to beat it?
- It's okay, guys.

170
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,320
<i>It's okay. He was just looking
for a Montreal Expos cap.</i>

171
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,530
I guess you're out of luck, Mountie.

172
00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,758
Why you packing up, old man?
Skipping out on us?

173
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:51,592
Of course not. I'm just taking
some clothes over to the Salvation Army.

174
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,268
- Bullshit. Come on, let's go.

175
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,971
Jerry wants to talk to you. Come on.

176
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,402
I don't like games.

177
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,364
So you were trying to give me the slip?

178
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,863
I knew you were a liar,
but I didn't think you were stupid.

179
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,489
I'm a complex person.

180
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,742
So where's my complex 10 grand?

181
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:58,083
Listen, I got a good tip
about this new pitcher.

182
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:02,500
You raise the mound a few inches
and we put our money on a shutout...

183
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:05,458
Our money? I want my money.

184
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,589
I'm gonna have to erase you, Harry.

185
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,045
Pop him here?

186
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,756
Sure, we gotta dig up center field anyway.

187
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,641
You, drop the gun!

188
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,888
You two, hands up.

189
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,969
<i>And don't test me. I've been going
to the gun range once a week.</i>

190
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,056
- It's that little kid from the hat store.
- Little?

191
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,114
- I should have told you it does that.
- Get him!

192
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,659
- You gave me a broken gun?
- Well, it works if you don't swing it around.

193
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:33,826
Who is this punk?

194
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,162
He's my son, Johnny.

195
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,956
Hey, you can never say your old man
didn't bring you to a ballpark.

196
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,535
Shit. Now we got to bury two bodies.

197
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,212
- What?
- Jerry, that's not necessary.

198
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,665
You'll get your money.
Just don't touch the kid.

199
00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,842
Suddenly you're flush?

200
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:54,014
Okay, Phillie, you go with asshole
and get the cash and we'll keep the kid.

201
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:56,011
Where I'm going, I have to go alone.

202
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:59,139
It's an old friend of the syndicate
and if I show up with a hard boy,

203
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,687
I won't get in the front door.

204
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:01,854
So that's the deal.

205
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,058
You keep Johnny. He's your insurance.

206
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,067
Okay.

207
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,940
If you're not back in 90 minutes,

208
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,564
he's going to be playing center field,
permanently.

209
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,945
But I'm a lousy baseball player.
It's not my best sport.

210
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,150
Shut up!

211
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,236
I'm ready to kill this kid right now.

212
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,913
- You going to get my money?
- Yeah, you'll get it.

213
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,286
Don't worry, Son.

214
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,582
Dad?

215
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,835
This is the bulk of the work
I produced in the past year.

216
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,757
Sorry there's not more,

217
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,215
but I've had a rough time.

218
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:41,136
Any questions? Yes?

219
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,348
What are X-Acto Man and the Emasculator
doing to Super Ray in that drawing?

220
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,393
Oh, they're attacking his spine.

221
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,821
I had back spasms
and I healed them with my own mind.

222
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,824
Yes, in the back.

223
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,616
Can you cure my sore throat with your mind?

224
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:01,539
I don't do other people's bodies.

225
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,491
Next? Yes.

226
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,331
Why aren't there any drawings of the girl
that Super Ray loves?

227
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,501
I worship her. She's my screen saver.

228
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,674
She left Super Ray.

229
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:15,720
And even though his heart is encased
in Adamantium fat,

230
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,255
like Wolverine,

231
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,636
he was destroyed.

232
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,014
Is your work autobiographical?

233
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,557
Did a girl leave you?

234
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,855
- Yes and yes.
- I'm sorry.

235
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,391
But we all love you.

236
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,475
Really?

237
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,067
Thank you.

238
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,033
I guess that's it for the questions.

239
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,361
I'll just lake some more compliments now.

240
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,664
You're running out of time.

241
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,087
Where's the old man?
I hope he loves you.

242
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,164
He does. He'll be back soon.

243
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,126
Maybe we should give him a call,
let him hear you scream a little.

244
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,594
Or we could call him
and I'll use my normal non-screaming voice.

245
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,421
That was just one thought.

246
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,423
Let's keep brainstorming.
There are no bad ideas.

247
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,183
- Call.
- But just to be clear,

248
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- we're going with your screaming concept?
- Call!

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00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,937
Hi, Dad. It's Jonathan.

250
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,068
Um. Mmm-hmm. No.

251
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,615
Of course I'm still at Wonders Stadium.

252
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,279
Just seeing how things are coming along...

253
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,111
Ow!

254
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,115
I thought we were going
with normal speaking voice!

255
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,371
If you don't get back here soon,
these guys are definitely

256
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,373
gonna kill me, like they said. So hurry up.

257
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,546
What? Oh, my God.

258
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,791
- I'll be there.
- Okay, I have to go. Bye.

259
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,092
Love you.

260
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,802
Sal, I need help.

261
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,849
Yes, that's a good idea,
but let's put it in a to-go cup.

262
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,105
There you go.

263
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,643
- Look, Grandma.
- Oh, yeah, it's lovely, yes.

264
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,568
Excuse me. Hold on.

265
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,023
- This one is for you.
- Oh.

266
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,658
Why don't you call me sometime?

267
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,318
Oh.

268
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:05,696
Oh.

269
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,703
You're really very forward.

270
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,458
Oh, you make it easy.

271
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,660
Oh...

272
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:12,995
Oh.

273
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,583
- How are you doing?
- Hi.

274
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,047
<i>Were you always a god?</i>

275
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,550
Yes... Oh, God, now what?

276
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,761
George, this better be good.

277
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,310
- I'm being told how great I am by my fans.
- Sorry,

278
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,855
but Jonathan is at Brooklyn Wonders Stadium
and he's in trouble.

279
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,682
He needs us. Can you meet me there?

280
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,891
Shit, again?

281
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,443
All right, I'll be there.

282
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,567
Super Ray is needed.

283
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,989
I always knew your powers were real.

284
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,533
I have to get to Wonders Stadium
to save a disturbed friend.

285
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:44,610
Do you know the best subway?

286
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:47,163
Do you need a car'?
We could take the Ray Mobile.

287
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,157
There's a Ray Mobile?

288
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,555
Oh, Ray, thank God.

289
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,225
- Who are these people?
- The League of Rays.

290
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,804
Or the Ray-vengers.
The name's still under discussion.

291
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,605
- The Rays of Hope.
- Please stop saying that.

292
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,682
- The Ray-Team.
- We'll discuss it at the meeting!

293
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,984
Hey, guys, I'm stuck.

294
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,986
- Oh, come on.
- Well!

295
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,153
Good thinking, you know?
We need all the reinforcements we can get.

296
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,533
I brought Sal, but he kind of pooped out.
The car makes him sleepy.

297
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,085
Has your dad always been such a chiseler?

298
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,919
For as long as I've known him.

299
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,751
- Do you have a son?
- No,

300
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,504
three daughters, all of them tarts.

301
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,130
That's right.

302
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,466
Shut the fuck up!

303
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,195
- He said he was in the stadium.
- He could be anywhere.

304
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,497
You think we're gonna get into trouble
for breaking into this place?

305
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,662
Do not be negative on a super mission.

306
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,709
- It's okay, man.
- That's right.

307
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,459
In a ridiculous situation,
it's important to think positively.

308
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,711
All right, I have a plan.

309
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,588
Now we need to flush them out.

310
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,590
Are the League of Rays ready to be heroes?

311
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,136
Hell' yeah!

312
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,307
- Cooked and loaded.
- Okay.

313
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,349
Five more minutes, kid.

314
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,979
- Then we shoot you in the head.
- Do you have to be so explicit?

315
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,356
Let Jonathan Ames go.

316
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,191
Who the fuck is that?

317
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,321
Come on.

318
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,915
I don't like this.

319
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,053
What the hell?

320
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,090
- Who the fuck are these guys?
- They're Super Rays.

321
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,637
Villains, release
Jonathan Ames, or you will feel the wrath

322
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:19,016
of Super Ray and his minions.

323
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,190
Who's in the booth?

324
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,443
Maybe minions
isn't the right word.

325
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,020
Followers or sycophants?

326
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,946
Super... Super fans!

327
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,616
Maybe "minions" was the best, actually.

328
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,864
Screw this. Charge!

329
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,250
They have guns! They have guns.

330
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,095
Oh!

331
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,554
Run, Rays, run!

332
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,223
Ray down!

333
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,058
Okay, come on, come on!

334
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,060
Help me!

335
00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,570
Good one! Good one, yes!

336
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,284
I'm coming, Ray!

337
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,080
Oh, no. Oh, my God.

338
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:23,913
- Take cover!
- Get down.

339
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,917
Serpentine, Jonathan, serpentine!

340
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,256
Stop shooting, you'll hurt him.

341
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,842
- Stop shooting.
- Get the little bastard.

342
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,936
Slide like Jackie Robinson.

343
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,481
- Fuck.
- Yes!

344
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,901
Oh, God! Oh, God.

345
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,694
No, no, no, no, no!

346
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,119
Make a move and it'll be your last.

347
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,040
We did ii. We did ii!

348
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,787
- Bye!
- Bye!

349
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,793
See you guys next week at the meeting.

350
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,625
- I love your new friends.
- Yeah, they're good people.

351
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,303
Thank you guys for saving my life. Again.

352
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,301
Of course, Jonathan.

353
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,347
I'm just sorry your father abandoned you.

354
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,346
It's all right.
I knew you guys would come for me.

355
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,851
Shit, is Sal dead?

356
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,982
He shouldn't be. I left a window open.

357
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,606
Sal, wake up. Come on, wake up.

358
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,520
Daddy, I thought you said
there wasn't going to be any alcohol.

359
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,436
Oh, no, I meant no alcohol for you.

360
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,696
- Oh, God...
- Oh, no, sweetheart,

361
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,072
I can't give a father's wedding toast
without champagne.

362
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:21,240
And, look, look, I've got Martinelli's
for you and Bernard.

363
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,824
Right? Wasn't that thoughtful?

364
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,454
Okay, fine.

365
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,044
- Go sit, go on.
- Okay.

366
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,547
Excuse me, everybody.
I'd like to say a few words.

367
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,140
What I have learned in my 63 years

368
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,643
is that we all walk this

369
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:47,849
razor's edge of feeling
like our lives are both meaningful

370
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:50,734
and meaningless.

371
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,530
This can lead to depression,

372
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,034
confusion

373
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,906
and melancholy.

374
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,036
Oh, no. He's making this about himself.

375
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,493
And all the gurus tell us that we...

376
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,703
We should live in the now.

377
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:12,757
But I always feel like
I'm one second behind my own life,

378
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,296
never fully present. Hmm?

379
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,051
So I say to you, Emily...

380
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,101
Let yourself be loved,

381
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:27,389
which is one of the hardest things
to learn in life.

382
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:31,271
But you are so worthy of being cherished,

383
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,942
and I love you with all my being.

384
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,948
To Emily and Bernard!

385
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,276
- Yes!
- Cheers.

386
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,245
- Congratulations.
- Cheers'

387
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,414
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much for coming.

388
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,192
Did you tell her yet?

389
00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:16,229
Well, we all have our thing.

390
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,162
Rose?

391
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,697
<i>Mmm?</i>

392
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,329
There's something, um...

393
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,212
What?

394
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,832
Never mind.