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Okay...
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Really quick before Roxanne gets here.
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I have a question to ask you.
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Is this one of those
intervention things?
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No, but let's put a pin
in that idea, okay?
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So I want to ask you if you will
be my maid of honor.
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Really?
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It's okay if you don't want
to... I totally understand.
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But just give me your answer
before she gets here,
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'cause she's my second choice.
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Oh, my God, of course I want to.
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How would you think
I wouldn't want to?
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- Well, you know.
- Okay.
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Look, this is about you,
and I am all over this.
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Okay, so what's the first thing
that I get to do
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now that I'm basically
the president of your wedding?
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Well, you can plan
our engagement party.
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Wow.
You're not kidding.
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Um, okay.
So what are you thinking?
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Well, Neal wants it
to be, like, super formal,
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and I just feel like the general vibe
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should be more, like...
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You know what I mean?
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And everyone should feel
like, ooh, pow, pow, pow!
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And then people should leave
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feeling like...
Ahhhh.
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Is that making sense?
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You know, it's times like this
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I can really see the homeschooling.
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Hey.
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Oh, hi. Okay, so I hope
this isn't weird,
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but I've asked Whitney
to be my maid of honor.
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Oh, thank God.
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I thought for a minute
that I might be in the running.
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That's why I've been sending you
straight to voice mail.
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All right, so, just so you know,
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we are looking at a date in may.
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- May?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's soon.
What's the rush?
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You know, Neal and I want
to start having kids and...
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Okay, nope, no.
We do not do this.
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I wish.
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I was at my doctor the other day,
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and she said that
if I want to have kids someday,
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I might want to think
about freezing my eggs.
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Yeah, it is so crazy
how our fertility starts to drop
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when we hit our 30s.
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Oh, God, this conversation
is making me feel
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like I just got kicked
right in the balls.
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Well, it would take the pressure off
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having to meet a guy
by a certain time.
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Or if I continue to be disappointed
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in the male population,
I will just do it on my own.
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It is so messed up that we
even have to think about this.
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You know, women
can't have kids after 40,
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but Larry king has a kid
every ten minutes,
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and he's been dead for five years.
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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You heard me.
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15, 10, 5, touchdown!
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Yes! Yes!
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, bro...
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Why are you not humping the couch?
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Come on, man.
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If only two of us do it,
it looks weird.
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Yeah, uh, I-it's just that
lily's texting me
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about the engagement party,
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and we have completely
different ideas
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about what it should be.
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She wants "edgy" and "gritty."
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- What do you want?
- Chairs.
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I just want a party that's not weird.
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I have clients and co-workers coming.
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I just started this huge account
over at bowman design.
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Wait a minute.
Bowman design?
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Do you know a girl
named Madeline Greene?
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Yeah.
She's my point person.
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She's coming to the party.
Why?
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Oh, that's not good.
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Uh, I don't think I can go.
We dated for a little while.
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I think seeing me is probably
gonna be pretty hard on her.
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Hard for her?
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You dated her for, like, a year.
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And every time you get drunk,
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you can't stop talking about her.
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Her Facebook page is your home page.
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I get my news from her wall.
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So why'd you guys break up?
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Uh, because things
were getting too serious,
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and this one's afraid of commitment.
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No, I do not believe in commitment.
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The catholic church invented monogamy
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to keep the land barons
from contracting syphilis
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from hot peasant women.
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Don't you ever wonder
what it would be like to be
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in a committed relationship
with someone?
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Nope. But I do wonder
what it would be like
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to have 20 minutes
with Scarlett Johansson.
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Yeah, I could answer that.
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It would be 19 minutes
of you apologizing.
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Okay, "guest list."
Okay, Sofia is lily's friend.
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Wait, Neal has a friend named Sofia.
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Maybe we should only invite one.
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It's like a real Sofia's choice.
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Oh, my God, I've lost my mind.
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Ugh.
Whit, you're still awake?
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It's been, like, three nights
in a row of this.
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This is really unhealthy.
You need to get some sleep.
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I can't.
It's like my mind is spinning.
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I have so many decisions
to make for the party.
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I haven't even started on the music.
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I'll get the music.
Relax.
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You need to turn your brain off.
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Okay, I've tried everything, okay?
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I've counted sheep.
I ate Turkey.
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I looked at these pants
for, like, 40 minutes.
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All right, why don't you
go back to the therapist
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you saw last time you had insomnia.
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She seemed to help.
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Plus, I would get an hour
of sleep while you were gone.
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I do not want to go
to my old therapist, okay?
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She is so nosy.
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She's a therapist.
That's her job.
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Sorry I haven't been here
in so long, Dr. Price.
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Oh, don't do that.
You don't owe me an apology.
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You do owe me $300, though.
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So last time you were here,
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which was, I think, about a year ago,
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you were claiming to be... 28?
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Yeah.
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How old are you claiming to be now?
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I am 29, but I really am 29.
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Me too.
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I see your bangs are gone.
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You're showing a lot of forehead.
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Oh, um, yeah, but you know,
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things are actually going
really well with me right now.
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Of course they are... happy people
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make emergency appointments
with me all the time.
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What's going on in that
crazy little head of yours?
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Are you still upset
about Katherine Heigl?
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No. I'd rather not get
into my old issues.
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I just, uh... I'm having
really bad insomnia,
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and I don't know what to do.
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Okay, well, I mean,
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I can write you a prescription
for a sleeping pill,
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but that's just a short-term fix.
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I mean, that's not really
getting to the root
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- of the matter.
- Oh, no, short-term is good.
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- That's good.
- Okay. Okay.
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Just so you know, Whitney,
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there are no shortcuts to happiness.
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Oh, uh, I'm actually
not looking for happiness.
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I'm just looking for sleep.
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Well, if you really want
to fall asleep,
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you should try sitting in my chair
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listening to you talk all day.
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No, that's too slow.
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♪ uh uh uh uh uh uh ♪
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That's too boing-y.
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Uh-oh. Okay, see,
look what's happening here!
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Yeah. Okay.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh-ho. Uh-oh.
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Hey. Hey, I keep texting Whit,
and I can't find her.
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Oh, yeah, she's at a psychiatrist
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'cause she's losing her mind.
What's up?
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Well...
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Okay, I've decided
to have my eggs frozen.
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Oh, yeah, Whit told me about that.
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- That's really cool.
- Thanks.
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Apparently, one of
the really fun parts
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is that I have to inject myself
with hormones
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at the same time every day.
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And that time is later on tonight
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in the privacy of your own home.
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No, it's right now.
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And I don't know...
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I just... I can't do it myself.
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So all I need you to do
is inject me in the stomach...
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With this needle.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna do that at all.
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Come on, please?
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Alex, it has to be
in the next 20 minutes.
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Unh!
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Okay. Good.
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- So just...
- Oh.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Oh, my God!
Get it off! Get it off!
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You get it off!
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- No!
- Ugh!
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Aah! Aaaaah!
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- Pull it!
- Aah!
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Unh!
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Okay, thanks.
Bye.
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This pill's amazing.
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I took it ten minutes ago,
and I'm already so tired.
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Well, don't fall asleep yet.
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It's Thursday night.
Promises were made.
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Whit.
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Whit?
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Okay, I guess I'll have to keep
that promise to myself.
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Oh, gosh!
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Whit, what the hell?
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Whoa, whoa. Hey.
Whoa, whoa.
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Get down. Get down.
Whoa.
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Okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
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What are you doing?
And who's Amber?
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When we first started dating,
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I used to go through your phone.
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All right, Whit, you know what?
You're sleepwalking.
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That pill really must have
messed you up, okay?
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Look, just come here.
Sit down.
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Why don't you stand up?
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Is this your prom dress?
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It's your mom's prom dress.
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Right.
Okay, look, stay here.
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I'm gonna go out in the hallway
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and see if we're getting evicted.
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Whit, why is my laptop
out in the hall...
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Hey! Ho! Whoa!
Stop being a poltergeist.
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Come here.
Look, just stop.
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I got you.
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I'm falling! I'm falling!
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- My chute won't open!
- Oh, okay.
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Whit, hey...
You're sleeping.
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I can't do it.
It's too much pressure.
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I'm gonna screw everything up.
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What are you talking about?
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Okay.
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No, no, stand up!
Stand up, stand up! Oh!
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Hey, I had the best
night's sleep last nigh...
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Oh, my God, what did you do?
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No, you went on a crazy spree
in your sleep.
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What?
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Yeah, you completely
trashed the place.
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And you said some really
mean things about my hair.
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Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
It was the pill.
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You said I look like
a soap opera villain.
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Come on, that's pretty solid.
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Eh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Uh, I ordered a ton of stuff
online in my sleep.
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Oh, God, please be nothing bad
in the "sent" folder.
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Oh, no.
Look at that email I sent.
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"You're beautiful and sexy,
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"and I don't tell you this enough,
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but I love you.
Stay real."
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Who did you send that to?
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Myself.
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Pbbbt.
256
00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:26,013
Okay, you got me here. You don't
have to stay and babysit me.
257
00:11:26,138 --> 00:11:27,747
No, we're both staying here
until we find out
258
00:11:27,872 --> 00:11:29,063
what's really wrong with you.
259
00:11:29,229 --> 00:11:30,934
Hi, there.
260
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,525
- You must be Alex.
- Yeah.
261
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:36,640
Your hair's exactly
like she described it.
262
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:40,950
Excuse my cleavage, I just came
from a lesbian luncheon.
263
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:46,400
So what's going on?
264
00:11:46,525 --> 00:11:48,101
Whit.
265
00:11:48,226 --> 00:11:50,203
Okay, um, the pill you gave me
266
00:11:50,328 --> 00:11:52,128
made me sleepwalk, so I was wondering
267
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,242
if you had an additional
anti-sleepwalking pill
268
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,216
that I could take
with the first pill.
269
00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:59,761
So you want to sleep forever?
270
00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:04,307
Come on, Whit, you said
you'd get to the bottom of this.
271
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,786
Well, let's talk
about your sleepwalking.
272
00:12:05,911 --> 00:12:06,934
What do you do?
273
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,305
Oh, she did some really weird things.
274
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:10,090
All right, she went sleep-shopping.
275
00:12:10,215 --> 00:12:11,391
She completely trashed the place.
276
00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:14,776
She shaved her legs,
which she never does.
277
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:18,332
Oh, that's catastrophic parasomnia.
278
00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:22,336
I should write
another article about you.
279
00:12:22,461 --> 00:12:25,870
- -"Another"?
- What?
280
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,575
Look, um, clinically speaking,
281
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,211
this is obviously just a window
into your subconscious, okay?
282
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:33,961
So is there anything that
could be causing you anxiety,
283
00:12:34,127 --> 00:12:37,965
aside from your volume
of greatest hits?
284
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:40,621
Come on, tell her about the party.
285
00:12:40,746 --> 00:12:42,689
I... oh... oh, um,
286
00:12:42,814 --> 00:12:44,224
my girlfriend made me
her maid of honor,
287
00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:45,926
so I'm planning her engagement party.
288
00:12:46,051 --> 00:12:47,327
And last night you kept talking
289
00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:49,429
about how somebody was putting
all this pressure on you.
290
00:12:49,554 --> 00:12:50,931
Okay, well, then there you go.
291
00:12:51,056 --> 00:12:52,399
You have a deep-seated fear
of marriage.
292
00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:54,468
And this is planning
someone's wedding,
293
00:12:54,593 --> 00:12:56,317
so it's bringing up
all of your fears.
294
00:12:56,483 --> 00:12:58,820
So you don't feel like
you're up to the task.
295
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,040
But if you can clear this hurdle,
296
00:13:00,165 --> 00:13:01,858
and you can know that
you've done a good job,
297
00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:04,283
then I think you're gonna have
a much easier time sleeping.
298
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:07,047
Oh, my God. Thank God.
Thank you so much.
299
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,913
It's my pleasure.
300
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,318
I mean, who wants to go
to an engagement party anyway?
301
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:12,583
They're so annoying.
302
00:13:12,749 --> 00:13:15,522
I mean, to have a party
to celebrate another party...
303
00:13:15,647 --> 00:13:17,046
What kind of narcissists
want to do that?
304
00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:20,299
I totally... I always say
the same exact thing about...
305
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:22,718
No, no, no, we're not friends.
306
00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,113
To Neal.
307
00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:31,799
For all of the tiny ways
you're different,
308
00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:34,939
in the most important ways,
you are exactly the same.
309
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:38,025
And you show us all that we
don't have to change who we are
310
00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,153
in order to be happy together.
311
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,433
Aw...
312
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:47,014
That was touching.
313
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:48,899
You must have written that
in your sleep, huh?
314
00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:51,068
Oh, I didn't write that.
John legend wrote that.
315
00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:53,404
- Okay.
- Whit!
316
00:13:53,529 --> 00:13:55,585
- Alex.
- Hey.
317
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:58,421
Haven't seen you since the, uh...
318
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,745
How's your, um...
319
00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:03,092
Uterus?
320
00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:06,888
It's good.
It's good, good, good, fine.
321
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:16,272
Hey, mark, where you been?
The party's almost over.
322
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,399
You in a gospel brunch?
323
00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:22,833
I have been sitting
in my car for the last hour.
324
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:24,568
I got here, and I thought
about seeing Madeline again,
325
00:14:24,693 --> 00:14:26,991
- and I got really nervous.
- Why?
326
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,701
Because I still have feelings
for her. Is she here?
327
00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,411
Yeah, she's right over there.
328
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,748
Ooh. Ooh!
329
00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:35,374
Why couldn't she have put on
50 pounds?
330
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,748
This might be the three
skinny girl margaritas
331
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:39,817
I just had
out in the parking lot talking,
332
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:42,486
but I think I'm just gonna
walk right up to her,
333
00:14:42,611 --> 00:14:44,421
and I'm just gonna say,
"hey, I blew it with you.
334
00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:46,093
We should give this another shot."
335
00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:49,305
Cool, man.
Go get her.
336
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,894
Madeline.
337
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,183
Mark.
338
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,935
- Wow, this is random.
- Yeah.
339
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:57,480
- You look amazing.
- Thanks. So how are you?
340
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,169
I'm great. I'm great.
341
00:14:59,294 --> 00:15:02,339
And I've actually been thinking
about you recently.
342
00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,541
And that is a diamond ring
on your finger.
343
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,531
Yeah.
I'm engaged.
344
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,446
Wow! Ha ha!
345
00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:11,536
- Who's the guy?
- It's someone I met at work.
346
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,621
Oh.
Is it serious?
347
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,739
Hey, thank you for everything.
348
00:15:18,864 --> 00:15:19,790
This party is so perfect.
349
00:15:19,915 --> 00:15:20,774
- Really?
- Yeah.
350
00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:21,921
- Do you like it?
- I love it.
351
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,172
It's really important
that you like it.
352
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,466
This whole thing was so...
353
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,135
- Oh.
- Oh...
354
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,598
I don't know.
355
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,762
Oh, my God, I was up all night again.
356
00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:43,484
What is happening to me?
357
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:45,582
Yeah, I finally
came out here at 6:00,
358
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:48,685
and then the delivery guy
came out here at 6:30
359
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,287
and delivered that package,
360
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:52,389
which I could only assume
that you ordered
361
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:53,891
while you were on those pills.
362
00:15:54,016 --> 00:15:55,559
This is ridiculous, okay?
363
00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:56,760
If it wasn't the party,
364
00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:58,762
what other stupid thing
is rattling around
365
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:02,106
deep in the recesses of my brain?
366
00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,718
I mean, what could it possibly be?
367
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:13,180
Okay, why would a 29-year-old woman
368
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:15,641
order baby shoes in her sleep?
369
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:18,811
You couldn't have
answered this for her?
370
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,789
It's like she hates money.
371
00:16:25,914 --> 00:16:28,692
It's just kids are not part
of our thing, you know.
372
00:16:28,817 --> 00:16:30,928
I'm not thinking about kids.
He's not thinking about kids.
373
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:32,825
How do you know? We've never
even talked about it.
374
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,702
Well, that's 'cause
neither of us wants kids.
375
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,634
No. I want kids.
We just...
376
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:39,069
We haven't talked about it
377
00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:42,506
because I was afraid
that you don't, and that's...
378
00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:45,175
What?
379
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,633
I don't know.
It's kind of a deal breaker.
380
00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:04,065
Is anyone else
as uncomfortable as I am?
381
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,323
Mm, this can't be good.
382
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,837
Mark, nobody's home at Whit's place,
383
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:15,472
so I need you to
inject me in the stomach
384
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:16,673
with a needle.
385
00:17:16,798 --> 00:17:18,225
I mean, I know that's super weird,
386
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,957
but if you could just try,
I... okay.
387
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:23,738
And dunzo.
388
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,004
You could have done that yourself.
389
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,632
Yeah, I know.
I...
390
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,490
I am usually really good
at doing things by myself.
391
00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:36,760
Someday I might have a kid by myself.
392
00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:40,964
But for some reason,
this part just feels...
393
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:42,645
It feels hard to do alone.
394
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,814
I totally get that.
395
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,067
I do not think you do.
396
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,027
I just found out that, uh,
397
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:52,392
this girl I really could've seen
myself committing to
398
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:54,198
- has moved on.
- Oh.
399
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,246
So here I am again with this
awesome face and personality
400
00:17:56,371 --> 00:17:58,494
and nobody to share it with.
401
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,935
Yeah.
Yeah, that sucks.
402
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,921
Listen...
403
00:18:04,046 --> 00:18:06,210
Thank you, mark.
404
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,524
You know, if you ever need help
405
00:18:07,649 --> 00:18:09,092
with your shot again, I can do it.
406
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:10,127
Really?
407
00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:11,495
You know, you need to do it
408
00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:12,613
at the same time every day, though,
409
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,135
so that's kind of a big commitment.
410
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,499
I say we do this.
411
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:16,900
You won't have to feel alone,
412
00:18:17,025 --> 00:18:19,640
and I can use you as, like,
my commitment training bra.
413
00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:22,685
You mean training wheels.
414
00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:26,689
Ah, potato, po-tatas.
415
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,733
Okay.
416
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,282
So...
417
00:18:32,407 --> 00:18:36,119
Define "deal breaker."
418
00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:39,243
Look, Whit, this is a really
bad conversation to have.
419
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,580
Okay.
420
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,853
Because if you never
want kids, then...
421
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,734
It's just a really bad
conversation to have, all right?
422
00:18:50,859 --> 00:18:54,216
Okay, I didn't say I never want kids.
423
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,374
I just...
424
00:18:57,499 --> 00:19:00,277
I grew up around a lot
of divorce, and it sucks.
425
00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:01,979
And I just never want
to put a kid through that.
426
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:03,380
So I would have to make sure that
427
00:19:03,505 --> 00:19:05,061
that would never happen to us.
428
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,585
Well, in order to get divorced...
429
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,066
You need to get married.
430
00:19:11,232 --> 00:19:14,070
Duh.
431
00:19:17,419 --> 00:19:20,367
Okay, so does that mean that
you'd consider getting married?
432
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:25,664
To you I would.
433
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,171
All right, well, I didn't realize
434
00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:29,502
that that was on the table.
435
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,464
Okay, there it is.
It's on the stupid table.
436
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:37,843
Oh, my God, Whit,
you're like a person.
437
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:40,429
Shut up.
No, I'm not.
438
00:19:42,244 --> 00:19:44,350
Look, I...
439
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,424
I'm scared of marriage,
and I'm scared of having kids,
440
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:49,860
but with you,
it's like the first time
441
00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:52,983
I can actually imagine it.
442
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:55,528
It makes me really happy
to hear you say that.
443
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,683
I mean, it's a disaster.
444
00:19:56,808 --> 00:19:58,334
The house is on fire,
and the kid hates me,
445
00:19:58,459 --> 00:19:59,740
but I can imagine it.
446
00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:02,576
Hey, look, baby steps.
447
00:20:02,742 --> 00:20:04,307
Yeah.
448
00:20:04,432 --> 00:20:06,330
Baby steps.
449
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:09,512
You know, it'd be cool one day
450
00:20:09,637 --> 00:20:11,001
to be married, have a kid.
451
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,084
It'd be really nice
to have somebody to come with me
452
00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:16,944
to visit you at the facility.
453
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:22,847
So what you're saying is that
there's a communication problem?
454
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,225
No, I literally can't
understand what she's saying.
455
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,076
It's very simple, okay?
456
00:20:28,201 --> 00:20:32,413
Neal is very, like, dzzzzzzzzz...
457
00:20:32,538 --> 00:20:37,018
And I am just much more, like...
458
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,320
Do you know what I mean?
And I feel like that stems
459
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:42,073
from the fact that, like, I'm,
like, like this kind of person,
460
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:44,692
and Neal's just much more
of, like, this kind of person.
461
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,794
And so I think we need
to find a way to meet,
462
00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:48,296
like...
463
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,457
Here.
464
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:53,592
Are your parents deaf?
465
00:20:53,717 --> 00:20:55,671
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