1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:05,760 Okay. Real quick before Roxanne gets here, 2 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,602 I have a question to ask you. 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,040 Is this one of those intervention things? 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,408 No, but let's put a pin in that idea, okay. 5 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:16,774 So, I want to ask you if you will be my maid of honor. 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,943 (GASPS SOFTLY) Really? 7 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:21,147 It's okay if you don't want to. I totally understand. 8 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,347 But just give me your answer before she gets here 9 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:23,514 because she's my second choice. 10 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,058 Oh, my God. Of course I want to. Really? 11 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,856 (SCREAMS EXClTEDLY) How could you think I wouldn't want to? 12 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,418 Well, you know. Okay. 13 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,862 Look, this is about you 14 00:00:31,931 --> 00:00:32,955 and I am all over this. 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,830 Okay, so, what's the first thing that I get to do 16 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,665 now that I am basically the president of your wedding? 17 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,638 Well, you can plan our engagement party. 18 00:00:41,107 --> 00:00:42,369 Wow, you're not kidding. 19 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,809 Um, okay, so what are you thinking? 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,870 Well, Neal wants it to be, like, super formal. 21 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,314 And I just feel like the general vibe should be more like... 22 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:53,811 You know what I mean? 23 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,618 And everyone should feel like, "Ooh. Pow, pow, pow." 24 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:03,151 And then, people should leave feeling like... (SlGHS) 25 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:05,457 Is that making sense? 26 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,556 You know, it's times like this 27 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,158 I can really see the home-schooling. 28 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:10,963 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 29 00:01:11,037 --> 00:01:13,198 Hey. Oh. Hi. 30 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,503 Okay, so, I hope this isn't weird, 31 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,839 but I've asked Whitney to be my maid of honor. 32 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:20,636 Oh, thank God. (LAUGHlNG) 33 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,874 I thought for a minute that I might be in the running. 34 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,940 That's why I've been sending you straight to voicemail. 35 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,181 All right, so, just so you know, 36 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:30,552 we are looking at a date in May. 37 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:31,920 May? LlLY: Mmm-hmm. 38 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,686 That's soon. What's the rush? 39 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:36,220 Well, you know, Neal and I want to start having kids and... 40 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,422 Okay, nope. 41 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,589 No, we do not do this. 44 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:46,736 I wish. 45 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,035 I was at my doctor the other day 46 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,838 and she said that if I want to have kids someday, 47 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,673 I might want to think about freezing my eggs. 48 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,944 Yeah, it is so crazy how our fertility starts to drop 49 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,073 when we hit our 30s. 50 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,243 Oh, God. This conversation is making me feel 51 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:02,152 Iike I just got kicked right in the balls. 52 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,453 Well, it would take the pressure off 53 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,117 having to meet a guy by a certain time. 54 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:10,026 Or if I continue to be disappointed in the male population, 55 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,586 I will just do it on my own. 56 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,164 It is so messed up that we even have to think about this. 57 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,896 You know, women can't have kids after 40, 58 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,767 but Larry King has a kid every 10 minutes 59 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,363 and he's been dead for five years. 60 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,774 WHlTNEY: Whitney is taped in front of a live studio audience. 61 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:27,744 You heard me. 62 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,073 (CROWD CHEERlNG ON TV) Fifteen! Ten! 63 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,173 Go! Go! Go! 64 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,342 (YELLS) Touchdown! Touchdown! 65 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:32,748 Yes! Yes! 66 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:35,754 Whoo! Ah! Ah! Ah! 67 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,352 Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo. Bro. 68 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,724 Why are you not humping the couch? 69 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:46,796 Come on, man. If only two of us do it, it looks weird. 70 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:52,163 Yeah, uh, it's just that Lily is texting me about the engagement party, 71 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,604 and we have completely different ideas about what it should be. 72 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,699 She wants edgy and gritty. 73 00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,438 Well, what do you want? Chairs. 74 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,471 I just want a party that's not weird. 75 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,244 I have clients and coworkers coming. 76 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,342 I just started this huge account over at Bowman Design. 77 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:09,115 Wait a minute. Bowman Design? 78 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:10,922 Do you know a girl named Madeline Greene? 79 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,389 Yeah, she's my point person. 80 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,119 She's coming to the party. Why? 81 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,627 Oh, that's not good. 82 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:19,062 Uh, I don't think I can go. We dated for a little while. 83 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,863 I think seeing me is probably going to be pretty hard on her. 84 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,063 Hard for her? You dated her for, like, a year. 85 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,606 And every time you get drunk, 86 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:28,936 you can't stop talking about her. 87 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:32,303 Her Facebook page is your homepage. 88 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,807 I get my news from her wall. 89 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:40,216 (CLEARS THROAT) So, why did you guys break up? 90 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,913 Uh, because things were getting too serious 91 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,148 and this one is afraid of commitment. 92 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,191 No, I do not believe in commitment. 93 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,590 The Catholic Church invented monogamy 94 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:51,528 to keep the land barons from contracting syphilis from hot peasant women. 95 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,928 Don't you ever wonder what it would be like 96 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,594 to be in a committed relationship with someone? 97 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:59,661 Nope. But I do wonder what it would be like 98 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,900 to have 20 minutes with Scarlett Johansson. 99 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,408 Yeah, I could answer that. 100 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:05,876 Uh, it would be 19 minutes of you apologizing. 101 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,682 Okay, guest list. 102 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,082 Okay, Sophia is Lily's friend. 103 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:15,083 Wait, Neal has a friend named Sophia. 104 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,349 Maybe we should only invite one. 105 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,026 It's like a real Sophia's choice. 106 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:26,360 Oh, my God. I've lost my mind. 107 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,428 (GRUNTS) Whit, you're still awake? 108 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,232 It's been, like, three nights in a row of this. 109 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:34,170 It's really unhealthy. You need to get some sleep. 110 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,764 I can't. It's like my mind is spinning. 111 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,434 I have so many decisions to make for the party. 112 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,943 I haven't even started on the music. 113 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:42,038 I'll get the music. Relax. You need to turn your brain off. 114 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,139 Okay, I've tried everything. 115 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,912 Okay, I've counted sheep. I ate turkey. 116 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:49,144 I looked at these pants for, like, 40 minutes. 117 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,985 All right. Why don't you go back to the therapist 118 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,424 you saw the last time you had insomnia? She seemed to help. 119 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,018 Plus, I would get an hour of sleep while you were gone. 120 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:59,024 (SlGHS) I do not want to go to my old therapist, okay? 121 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,497 She is so nosy. 122 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,966 She's a therapist. That's her job. 123 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,766 Sorry I haven't been here in so long, Dr. Price. 124 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:11,275 Oh, don't do that. You don't owe me an apology. 125 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,335 You do owe me $300, though. 126 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,676 So, last time you were here 127 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,079 which was, I think, about a year ago, 128 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,846 you were claiming to be 28? 129 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,556 How old are you claiming to be now? 130 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:27,787 I am 29. But I really am 29. 131 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,991 Me, too. 132 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:34,427 I see your bangs are gone. 133 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,933 You're showing a lot of forehead. 134 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,629 Oh. Um, yeah. 135 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,264 But, you know, things are actually going really well with me right now. 136 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,568 Of course they are. Happy people 137 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:44,474 make emergency appointments with me all the time. 138 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,342 What's going on in that crazy little head ofyours? 139 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,246 Are you still upset about Katherine Heigl? 140 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,080 No, I'd rather not get into any of my old issues. 141 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,280 I just, uh, I'm having really bad insomnia and I don't know what to do. 142 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,516 Okay. Well, I mean... Mmm-hmm. 143 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,319 I can write you a prescription for a sleeping pill, 144 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,723 but that's just a short-term fix. 145 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,556 I mean, that's not really getting to the root of the matter. 146 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:04,528 Oh, no, no. Short-term is good. That's good. 147 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:07,157 Okay. Okay. Just so you know, Whitney, 148 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,758 there are no shortcuts to happiness. 149 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,603 Oh, uh, I'm actually not looking for happiness. 150 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:13,934 I'm just looking for sleep. 151 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,669 Well, if you really want to fall asleep, 152 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:16,902 you should try sitting in my chair, 153 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,967 Iistening to you talk all day. 154 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:28,549 No, that's too slow. 155 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,847 (GRUNTlNG RHYTHMlCALLY) 156 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,392 That's too boingy. 157 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:37,489 Uh-oh. Okay. See, look what's happening here. 158 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:40,225 Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. 159 00:06:40,299 --> 00:06:42,699 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 160 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:43,861 Hey. 161 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,166 Hey, I keep texting Whit and I can't find her. 162 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,399 Oh, yeah, she's at a psychiatrist 163 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:48,667 because she's losing her mind. What's up? 164 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:52,103 Well, okay. 165 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:54,009 I've decided to have my eggs frozen. 166 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,577 Oh, yeah. Whit told me about that. That's really cool. 167 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,777 Thanks. Apparently, one of the really fun parts 168 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:01,877 is that I have to inject myself with hormones 169 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,444 at the same time every day. 170 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,457 And that time is later on tonight 171 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,823 in the privacy of your own home. 172 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,790 No, it's right now. 173 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:15,299 And, I don't know. I just... I can't do it myself, so... 174 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:19,096 All I need you to do is inject me in the stomach 175 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,799 with this needle. 176 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,508 Yeah, I'm not going to do that at all. 177 00:07:29,015 --> 00:07:31,882 Come on. Please? Alex, it has to be in the next 20 minutes. 178 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:33,716 (GRUNTS) 179 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:36,446 Good. 180 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,354 (CLEARS THROAT) This is just... 181 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,922 (SlGHS) 182 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,959 (BOTH SCREAMlNG) 183 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,902 (BOTH SCREAMlNG) 184 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,940 (SCREAMlNG) Oh, my God! Get it off! 185 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,406 Get it off! 186 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,500 You get it off! 187 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,272 (STAMMERlNG) 188 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,443 (SCREAMS) 189 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,038 (SCREAMlNG) 190 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,441 Pull it out! 191 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,450 (GROANS) 192 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,392 Okay, thanks. Bye. 193 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,933 This pill is amazing. 194 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,765 I took it 10 minutes ago and I'm already so tired. 195 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,938 Well, don't fall asleep yet. 196 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,737 It's Thursday night. Promises were made. 197 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:34,307 Whit. 198 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,775 Whit? 199 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:46,358 Okay. I guess I'll have to keep that promise to myself. 200 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:50,485 (RATTLlNG) 201 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,061 (SlGHS) 202 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,275 (EXCLAlMS) Oh, God. 203 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,143 Whit, what the hell? Whoa, whoa, whoa. 204 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,375 Hey. Whoa, whoa. Get down. Get down. 205 00:09:10,449 --> 00:09:11,939 Whoa. Okay, look. 206 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,508 Hey, what are you doing? 207 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,951 What are you doing? 208 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,079 And who is Amber? 209 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,151 When we first started dating, 210 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,816 I used to go through your phone. 211 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:21,223 All right. Whit? You know what? You're sleepwalking. 212 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,454 That pill really must have messed you up. 213 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,258 Okay, look. Just come here. Sit down. 214 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,491 Why don't you stand up? 215 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,061 Is this your prom dress? 216 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:31,667 It's your mom's prom dress. (STlFLlNG LAUGHTER) 217 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,900 Right, okay. Look, stay here. 218 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,065 I'm gonna go out in the hallway 219 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,439 and see ifwe're getting evicted. 220 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,043 Whit, why is my laptop out in the hall? 221 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,639 Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! 222 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,548 Stop being a poltergeist. Come here. 223 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:49,747 Look, just stop. 224 00:09:50,456 --> 00:09:51,889 I've got you. 225 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,121 (GASPS) I'm falling! I'm falling! My chute won't open! 226 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,389 Okay. Whit, hey. 227 00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,459 You're sleeping. 228 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,227 I can't do it. It's too much pressure. 229 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,733 I'm going to screw everything up. 230 00:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,895 What are you talking about? 231 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,397 I have to go to the bathroom. 232 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:08,838 Okay. 233 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,403 No. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up. No. 234 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,516 (GRUNTS) 235 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:26,490 Hey, I had the best night's sleep last night. 236 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,117 Oh, my God. What did you do? 237 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,457 No, you went on a crazy spree in your sleep. 238 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,090 What? 239 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,859 Yeah, you completely trashed the place. 240 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,462 And you said some really mean things about my hair. 241 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,872 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. It was the pill. 242 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:47,208 You said I look like a soap opera villain. 243 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,375 Come on. That's pretty solid. 244 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,882 All right. 245 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,352 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 246 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,419 Oh, my goodness. 247 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:01,154 Ah. I ordered a ton of stuff online in my sleep. 248 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,320 Oh, God. Please be nothing bad in the sent folder. 249 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,463 Oh, no. 250 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,457 Look at that email I sent. 251 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,898 "You're beautiful and sexy 252 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,028 "and I don't tell you this enough, 253 00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:14,299 "but I love you. Stay real." 254 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,435 Who did you send that to? 255 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,144 Myself. 256 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,278 (SlGHS) 257 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,180 Okay, you got me here. You don't have to stay and babysit me. 258 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,278 No, we're both staying here 259 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,051 until we find out what's really wrong with you. 260 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,649 Hi, there. You must be Alex. Yep. 261 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,162 Your hair is exactly like she described it. 262 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,926 Excuse my cleavage. I just came from a lesbian luncheon. 263 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,696 So, what's going on? 264 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,269 Whit? 265 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,675 Okay, um, the pill you gave me made me sleepwalk. 266 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:57,477 So, I was wondering ifyou had an additional anti-sleepwalking pill 267 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,313 that I could take with the first pill. 268 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,512 So, you want to sleep forever? 269 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,583 Come on, Whit. You said you'd get to the bottom of this. 270 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,150 Well, let's talk about your sleepwalking. What do you do? 271 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,923 Uh, she did some really weird things, all right? 272 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,224 She went sleep shopping. 273 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,858 She completely trashed our place. She shaved her legs, 274 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,299 which she never does. 275 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:20,830 Oh, that's catastrophic parasomnia. 276 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,430 I should write another article about you. 277 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:25,567 Another? 278 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,906 What? 279 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,745 Look, um, clinically speaking, 280 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,376 this is obviously just a window into your subconscious, okay? 281 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,216 So, is there anything that could be causing you anxiety 282 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:39,155 aside from your volume of greatest hits? 283 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,758 Well, come on. Tell her about the party. I, uh... What? 284 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,093 Oh. Um, my girlfriend made me her maid of honor, 285 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,258 so I'm planning her engagement party. 286 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,733 And last night, you kept talking about 287 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,667 how somebody was putting all this pressure on you. 288 00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:52,863 Okay. Well, then, there you go. 289 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,997 You have a deep-seated fear of marriage, 290 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,769 and this is planning someone's wedding. 291 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:58,810 So, it's bringing up all of your fears. 292 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,675 So, you don't feel like you're up to the task. 293 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,179 But if you can clear this hurdle 294 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,182 and you can know that you've done a good job, 295 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,377 then I think you're going to have a much easier time sleeping. 296 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,152 Oh, my God. Thank God. 297 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,278 Thank you so much. 298 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,982 It's my pleasure. 299 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,521 I mean, who wants to go to an engagement party, anyway? 300 00:13:13,592 --> 00:13:14,718 They're so annoying. 301 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,788 I mean, to have a party to celebrate another party. 302 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,296 What kind of narcissist would want to do that? 303 00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:22,391 I totally... I always say the same exact thing about... 304 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,868 No, no, no, no. We're not friends. 305 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,341 To Lily and Neal. 306 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:35,107 For all of the tiny ways you're different, 307 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,378 in the most important ways, you are exactly the same 308 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,442 and you show us all that we don't have to change who we are 309 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,351 in order to be happy together. 310 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,390 (ALL CHEERlNG) (CHUCKLES) 311 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,584 (GLASSES CLlNKlNG) 312 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,994 That was touching. 313 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:52,155 You must have written that in your sleep, huh? 314 00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:54,165 Oh, I didn't write that. John Legend wrote that. 315 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,598 Oh. Whit. 316 00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:57,626 (CLEARS THROAT) Alex. 317 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,829 Hey. 318 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:01,395 I haven't seen you since the, uh... 319 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,771 How's your, um... 320 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,200 Uterus? 321 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,945 It's good. It's good. Good, good, good, fine. 322 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,841 (WHlSTLlNG) 323 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:20,352 Hey, Mark, where you been? The party's almost over. 324 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:23,059 Are you going to a gospel brunch? 325 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,095 I have been sitting in my car for the last hour. 326 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,826 I got here and I thought about seeing Madeline again, 327 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,266 and I got really nervous. Why? 328 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,803 Because I still have feelings for her. Is she here? 329 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,436 Yeah, she's right over there. 330 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,073 Ooph! Ooph! 331 00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:38,439 Why couldn't she have put on 50 pounds? 332 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,338 This might be the three Skinnygirl Margaritas I just had 333 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,278 out in the parking lot talking, 334 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,874 but I think I'm just going to walk right up to her 335 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,146 and I'm just going to say, "Hey, I blew it with you. 336 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,278 "We should give this another shot." 337 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,152 Cool, man. Go get her. 338 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,288 Madeline. Mark. 339 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,718 Wow, this is random. 340 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,126 Yeah. You look amazing. 341 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,632 Thanks. So, how are you? 342 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,428 I am great. I am great. 343 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,470 And, uh, I've actually been thinking about you recently. 344 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,664 And that is a diamond ring on your finger. 345 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,640 Yeah, I'm engaged. 346 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,972 Wow! Ha-ha! 347 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,710 Who's the guy? It's someone I met at work. 348 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,543 Oh. Is it serious? 349 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,177 Hey, thank you for everything. 350 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,414 This party is so perfect. 351 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,184 Really? Do you like it? Yeah. I love it. 352 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,246 It's really important that you like it. 353 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:30,022 This whole thing was so... (HlSSES SOFTLY) 354 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,629 Oh. Oh. 355 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,774 Oh, my God. I was up all night again. 356 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,575 What is happening to me? 357 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:49,142 Yeah, I finally came out here at 6:00. 358 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:53,446 And then, the delivery guy came out here at 6:30 and delivered that package, 359 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,646 which I could only assume that you ordered 360 00:15:55,721 --> 00:15:57,382 while you were on those pills. 361 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,923 (SlGHS) This is ridiculous, okay? 362 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,891 If it wasn't the party, what other stupid thing 363 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,293 is rattling around deep in the recesses of my brain? 364 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,663 I mean, what could it possibly be? 365 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,273 Okay. Why would a 29-year-old woman 366 00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,503 order baby shoes in her sleep? 367 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,877 You couldn't have answered this for her? 368 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,975 It's like she hates money. 369 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,882 It's just... Kids are not part of our thing, you know. 370 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,152 I'm not thinking about kids. He's not thinking about kids. 371 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,887 Well, how do you know? We've never even talked about it. 372 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,760 Well, that's because neither of us wants kids. 373 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,562 No. I want kids. We just... 374 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:44,030 We haven't talked about it because I was afraid that you don't. 375 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,695 And that's... 376 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,566 What? 377 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,438 I don't know. It's kind of a deal breaker. 378 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,052 Is anyone else as uncomfortable as I am? 379 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,056 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 380 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,060 Mmm. This can't be good. 381 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,133 Mark, nobody's home at Whit's place. 382 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,863 So, I need you to inject me in the stomach 383 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,497 with a needle. I mean, I know that's super weird. 384 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,064 But if you could just try, l... Okay. 385 00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,210 And donezo. 386 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,374 You could have done that yourself. 387 00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,883 Yeah, I know. I... 388 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,749 I am usually really good at doing things by myself. 389 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:39,484 Someday, I might have a kid by myself. 390 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:44,026 But for some reason, this part just feels... 391 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,761 It feels hard to do alone. 392 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:47,923 I totally get that. 393 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,100 I do not think you do. 394 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,503 I just found out that, uh, 395 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,563 this girl I really could see myself committing to 396 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:56,903 has moved on. Oh. 397 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,307 So, here I am again with this awesome face and personality 398 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,471 and nobody to share it with. 399 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,081 Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. 400 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,751 Listen, l... 401 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,213 Thank you, Mark. 402 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,888 You know, if you ever need help with your shot again, 403 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,218 I can do it. 404 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,485 Really? 405 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,657 You know, you need to do it at the same time every day, though. 406 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,160 So, that's kind of a big commitment. 407 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,961 I say we do this. You won't have to feel alone, 408 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,262 and I can use you as, like, my commitment training bra. 409 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,867 You mean training wheels. 410 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,304 Ah, potato, po-ta-tas. 411 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:37,038 So, define deal breaker. 412 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,318 Look, Whit, this is a really bad conversation to have. 413 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,182 Okay. 414 00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,288 Because if you never want kids, 415 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:53,059 then it's just a really bad conversation to have, all right? 416 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,393 Okay. 417 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,526 I didn't say I never want kids. 418 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,662 I just... (SlGHS) 419 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,504 I grew up around a lot of divorce and it sucks. 420 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,270 And I just never want to put a kid through that. 421 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,538 So, I would have to make sure that 422 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,170 that would never happen to us. 423 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,913 Well, in order to get divorced 424 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,075 you need to get married. 425 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,145 Duh. 426 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,456 Okay, so, does that mean that you'd consider getting married? 427 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:24,860 (SlGHS) 428 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,123 To you, I would. 429 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:32,560 All right, well, I didn't realize that that was on the table. 430 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,031 Okay, there it is. It's on the stupid table. 431 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,004 Oh, my God, Whit. You're like a person. 432 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,474 Shut up. No, I'm not. 433 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,051 Look, l... 434 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,219 (SlGHS) I'm scared of marriage 435 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,721 and I'm scared of having kids. 436 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:54,190 But with you, it's like the first time I can actually imagine it. 437 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,427 That makes me really happy to hear you say that. 438 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,260 I mean, it's a disaster. The house is on fire 439 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,027 and the kid hates me, but I can imagine it. 440 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,365 All right, well. Hey, look, baby steps. 441 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,506 Yeah. Baby steps. 442 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:14,774 You know, it would be cool one day to be married, have a kid. 443 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,280 It would be really nice to have somebody to come with me 444 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,577 to visit you at the facility. 445 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,220 So, what you're saying is that there's a communication problem? 446 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,991 No, I literally can't understand what she's saying. 447 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,129 It's very simple, okay? 448 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,430 Neal is very, like... (BUZZlNG) 449 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,138 And I am just much more, like... 450 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,005 And, like, I feel like that stems 451 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,046 from the fact that, like, I'm, like, a, like, this kind of person. 452 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,239 And Neal's just much more of, 453 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,975 Iike, this kind of person. 454 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:54,610 And so, I think we need to find a way to meet, like, here. 455 00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,480 Are your parents deaf?