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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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Hi. Did Sheldon
change the Wi-Fi password again?

3
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Uh, yeah, it's "Penny already eats
our food, she can pay for Wi-Fi."

4
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No spaces.

5
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Okay. what makes you think you
can get me to stop using your wi-Fi?

6
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I believe that you're capable
of great change.

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Like, when l finally got you
to stop saying "Valentime's Day."

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-Wanna hear something weird?
-Sure.

9
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In the year 2000...

10
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...Pope John Paul ll was named
an honorary Harlem GIobetrotter.

11
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What are you talking about?

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You asked Penny if she wanted
to hear something weird.

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WeIl, yeah, because l have
something weird to telI her.

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Oh. l thought it was a game.

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-What's yours?
-There's this guy, Jimmy Speckerman.

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He used to torment me
in high school.

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He sent me a message
through Facebook.

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-He's in town and wants to have drinks.
-Okay, Penny.

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If it were a game,
here are your choices.

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An e-mail from an old acquaintance...

21
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...or the head of one of the largest
religious institutions in the world...

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...slam-dunking
to "Sweet Georgia Brown." Pick.

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Just do it,
because he's not gonna let it go.

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-Basketball Pope.
-And that's how it's done.

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What are you gonna do?

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-Are you gonna see him?
-I don't know.

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Is this the fellow who peed
in your Hawaiian Punch?

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No, that was a different guy.

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Was he the one who wedgied you
so hard your testicle reascended...

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...and you spent your whole Christmas
break waiting for it to come back down?

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No, that was a different different guy.

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Was he the one who used your head
to open a nut?

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-No.
-Oh, oh, oh.

34
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Was he the one
who made you eat your arm hair?

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No, but actually,
that was this guy's sister.

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-WeIl, what do you think he wants?
-I don't know.

37
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The hoIidays
are just around the corner.

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Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge
the other testicle up there.

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I told you. That was a different guy.

40
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Mm, that's too bad. Could've spent New
Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop.

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[LAUGHS]

44
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Sure. Wanna see what all the scientists
are wearing this year.

45
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Look at these men.

46
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They've managed to win
the top science prize in the world...

47
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...with no more understanding
of the quantum underpinnings...

48
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...of the expansion of the early universe
than God gave a goose.

49
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You should pay attention, Leonard.
Someday it's gonna be you up there.

50
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-Thanks.
-So, what's got you up?

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Did you have a bad clam?

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-I didn't have clams.
-I don't watch you 24 hours a day.

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I don't know what you do.

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It's this Jimmy Speckerman thing.
I can't decide if l shouId agree...

55
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...to see him or not. That might be
because the last time I ran into him...

56
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...he made me floss
with my own shoelaces.

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Wear loafers.

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Look at Dr. Saul Perlmutter up there
cIutching that NobeI Prize.

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What's the matter, Saul?
Afraid someone's gonna steal it?

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Like you stole Einstein's
cosmological constant?

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You know what?
I am tired of living in fear of this guy.

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I'm gonna go see him...

63
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...and say the things
I should have said in high school.

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"Pick on someone your own size."

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"No, you did not have sex
with my mother."

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And, "Yes, l do know
why l'm hitting myself."

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Oh. Now Perlmutter shaking
the king's hand.

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Yeah. Check for your watch,
Gustaf, he might've lifted it.

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I love this dress.

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-How come I never see you wear it?
-Because when l wear it, it's a shirt.

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So, what's Howard doing tonight?

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Oh, they all went with Leonard
to confront his childhood bully.

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Oh. Terrific. High-school quarterback
against four mathIetes.

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When Leonard gets back,
I'd love to check serotonin levels.

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Do you think he'd let me
draw a syringe full of his blood?

76
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Hmm. He's not crazy about needles.

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But if you get him to go jogging,
it'll just pour out of his nose.

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I don't think I can meet the girI
who was always mean to me.

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Tammy Bodnick.
One time while l was in gym cIass...

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...she stole all my clothes
and left an elf costume in my Iocker.

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-Oh, that's awful.
-Worst part was it was too big.

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That's nothing. In ninth grade,
the girls put Rogaine in my hand lotion.

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Within six months,
the nicknames began to fIy.

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I think the one that hurt the most
was Gorilla Fingers Fowler.

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Oh. wow, you poor thing.

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What about you?

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Oh, l don't know. My school
was a nice place. We didn't have buIlies.

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Come on, no one ever gave anyone
mean nicknames, or picked on them...

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...or put gum in their hairy knuckles
so the nurse had get it out?

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No, we weren't realIy Iike that.

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We played pranks on each other,
but it was never mean.

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This girl, Kathy Geiger, got good grades
so we blindfolded her...

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...tied her up
and left her in a cornfield overnight.

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-God. That's awful.
-No, it was funny. Everyone laughed.

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Did Kathy Geiger laugh?

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Uh, probably. It's hard to say. She kind
of had an ear of corn in her mouth.

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Who would've thought?

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Fuzzy Fingers Fowler
is best friends with a bully.

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-What--? I was not a bully.
-Kind of sounds like you were.

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And maybe a felon.

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Shh. That's how you
wind up in a cornfield.

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Is that him over there?

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No.

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How about that guy?
He looks like he'd hate you.

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-I can realIy do this by myself.
-We're here to support you.

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No, you're not. You're here to see if l
get my underwear pulled over my head.

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You wore underwear?
Ha, ha. You fool.

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-You figured out what you're gonna say?
-You bet.

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I am going to make him apoIogize for
all the crap he pulIed on me in schooI.

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That's quite a list.
I can't read your handwriting.

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What's that word?

112
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Scrotum.

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What's that one?

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Uh, stapled.

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Leonard?

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[LAUGHlNG]

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-Oh, hi.
-Holy crap, man, it's good to see you.

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Yeah, you too.

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Uh, Jimmy, this is Sheldon, and Raj,
and Howard.

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-Hi.
-Fellows. Can l get a beer?

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Wow, look at you.
Little Leonard Hofstadter.

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I hear you're a big-time scientist now.

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And there's the first zinger. Ouch.

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-I'm doing okay, l guess.
JIMMY: Okay?

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Come on, I read online you're a physicist
at a university. You won some medal.

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-The Newcomb medal.
-Yeah. Congratulations.

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CongratuIations?
For the Newcomb med--?

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Oh, please.
That's the scientific equivalent...

129
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...of a smiley-face sticker
on your homework.

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-It sounded like a big deaI.
-Oh, good Lord.

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Are we gonna stand here and listen
to him tear Leonard apart like this?

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-Hey, I won a Newcomb medal too.
-My point.

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You should've seen this guy
back in the day. Huh?

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He was so little,
he could fit anywhere.

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Lockers, trash cans.

136
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Oh, man,
how did you get inside that backpack?

137
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Oh, l can't take all the credit.
You helped a lot.

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-We were practicalIy a comedy team.
-Like the BIack Death in Europe.

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Jimmy, l'm kind of curious
why you wanted to see me.

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Okay, here it is.
I have this great money-making idea.

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I need a gear-head
to get it to the finish line.

142
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Mm, technicaIly, Howard's the gear-head.
Leonard's just a dime-store laser jockey.

143
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What's the idea?

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-This is just between us, right?
-Right.

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Okay. what do you think about a pair of
glasses that makes any movie into 3D?

146
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That sounds amazing.
First movie I'm watching, Annie.

147
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How exactly
would these glasses work?

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How the helI should l know?
That's why I need a nerd.

149
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I don't think something
Iike that's even possible.

150
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Aw, come on. You could figure it out.
You're, like, the smartest guy.

151
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The smartest--? All right.

152
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I may not have a firm grasp on sarcasm,
but, uh, even I know that was a doozy.

153
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You can't live
in fear of this man forever.

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-Sheldon, l got this.
-You clearly don't.

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What my spineIess friend
Iacks the courage to say...

156
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...is you're a terrible person
who took advantage of his tiny size...

157
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...his uncoordinated nature,
and his congenital lack of masculinity.

158
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-Sheldon.
-Leonard, I platonically love you, man.

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But face it, you're a mess.

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I don't understand.

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I think what he's trying to say
is that maybe...

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...in high school,
you picked on me a little bit.

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A little bit? The man super-glued
Hershey's kisses to your nipples.

164
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That's funny because those aren't the
kind of kisses you want on your nipples.

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-What is that?
-This is a list...

166
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...of your heinous acts
against Leonard...

167
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...one of which is certainly the cause of
him wetting his bed well into his teens.

168
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Fourteen is not--
Uh, yeah, never mind.

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What's this word?

170
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Nancy.

171
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You called me Nancy
for three years.

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You really need to work
on your penmanship.

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Man, I--

174
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I don't know what to say.

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I thought
we were just having some fun.

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WeIl, it wasn't fun for me.

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You're being too kind, Leonard.
You ruined him.

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Come on, guys.

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-That was pretty bad-ass, dude.
-I help the weak.

180
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It's yet another way
I'm exactly like Batman.

181
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And for the record,
Jimmy wasn't the reason l wet the bed.

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That one has my mother
written all over it.

183
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,831
Anyway, l'm really sorry l made fun
of your stutter in high school.

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00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,875
You're doing great.

185
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,919
Uh-huh.

186
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,256
Uh-huh.
Oh, God, just finish the sentence.

187
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,930
Ah. Okay, weIl,
I'm sorry you feeI that way.

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Bye.

189
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:27,352
-No one wants to hear my apologies.
-Your mistake is doing it over the phone.

190
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,355
I mean, if they could look into your eyes,
they'd melt.

191
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,443
It doesn't matter what you did
in the past. You're a good person.

192
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:40,615
Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
You weren't just called a "b-b-bitch."

193
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:45,245
Perhaps you could assuage your guilt
through altruism.

194
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,209
Which word's tripping you up?

195
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,294
Assuage or altruism?

196
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,881
Both.

197
00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,051
You'll feel better
by doing something nice for someone.

198
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,179
-Oh, l actually knew that.
-I never doubted you.

199
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,766
Every other week,
I serve at a soup kitchen downtown.

200
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,935
Ooh. I can't do that.

201
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,855
If I stand over a steaming pot,
my hair just goes: "Boing!"

202
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:16,025
-Ah. What eIse can I do?
-There's Habitat for Humanity.

203
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,736
Building houses for the poor.

204
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,239
I don't have my own house,
I'm gonna build one for someone else?

205
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,701
How about donating
some of your clothes?

206
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,247
Oh, my God, that's perfect, because
I have so many clothes I don't wear.

207
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,791
They're taking up space
I go shopping to buy more.

208
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,294
I have no place to put it.
This would fix that.

209
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:38,214
-What about helping people?
-And helping people.

210
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,302
-Here's your cocoa.
-Oh.

211
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,846
-Half and half instead of whoIe milk?
-Yes.

212
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,140
-Heated to precisely 1 83 degrees?
-Yes.

213
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,101
Seven little marshmallows,
no more, no less?

214
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,644
You got one for good luck.

215
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,188
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

216
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:54,939
I'll get it.

217
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,566
One for good luck.

218
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,943
Must be the kind of math
they do at Princeton.

219
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,784
-Hey.
-What are you doing here?

220
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,871
I wanna apologize
for stapling your balIs...

221
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,209
...throwing you naked
into the girls' locker room...

222
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,128
...stuffing that parrot
down your pants.

223
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,089
What's this word?

224
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,425
-Laxative.
-Oh.

225
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,261
Right. Junior prom. Ha, ha.

226
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,598
That was not cool, man.

227
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,476
I am so, so sorry.

228
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,603
-Really?
-Yeah.

229
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,356
I just hope you can forgive me.

230
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,068
Uh.... Yeah. Sure, I guess.

231
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:44,989
-You're a beautiful guy.
-Oh, well, yeah. Thanks, Jimmy.

232
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,784
Okay, l gotta go.

233
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,619
-Are you okay to drive?
-Yeah, yeah.

234
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,788
I drive better drunk, you know?

235
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,665
It makes you pay attention.

236
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,211
No. Come on in.
I'll make you a cup of coffee.

237
00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,921
-I wouldn't be imposing?
-No.

238
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,631
Yes.

239
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,678
-Sheldon, we can't let him drive.
-Then take away his keys...

240
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,722
...and make him wander the streets
with the other drunks.

241
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,185
You remember Sheldon, and Raj,
and Howard.

242
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,895
Not really, no.

243
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,984
It's funny, huh? Back in school,
I was the winner, and you were the loser.

244
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,527
And now we're reversed.

245
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,154
You're the winner.

246
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,658
You'd think a winner
could make a decent cup of cocoa.

247
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,663
-Mind if l use your bathroom?
-Yeah. lt's just back there.

248
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,209
How about that?
After all these years...

249
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:42,297
...your big, bad high-school bully
finally apologizes.

250
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:47,135
Yeah. lt kind of rekindles your faith
in the basic goodness in people.

251
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,388
-You know what would be nice?
-What's that?

252
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:55,226
As a symbolic gesture to all the bullies
who've tormented us for years...

253
00:14:55,436 --> 00:15:00,648
...we open our home to Jimmy,
and once he's asleep, we kill him.

254
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:09,365
I said it wouId be nice.
I didn't say we should do it.

255
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,662
Oh. l feel just like Mother Teresa.

256
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,790
Except for the virgin part.
That ship sailed a long time ago.

257
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:24,130
I think Mother Teresa
would've washed the clothes first.

258
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,967
Yeah, well, l bet her laundry room
wasn't down five fIights of stairs.

259
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,554
You know, giving really
is better than receiving.

260
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,600
Oh. l used to think it was such a cliché,
but it seems to be the--

261
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:39,312
Ah! Look at these cute jeans
someone just threw away.

262
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,230
Donated.

263
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,487
Yes, to a poor waitress
who loves a boot-cut.

264
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,366
-Penny.
-Come on. They would be so cute on me.

265
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,910
Ah! They'd go great with this sweater.

266
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,914
I don't think Mother Teresa would--
Oh, that is adorable.

267
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,636
-Leonard?
-Yeah?

268
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:16,683
In case it comes up again,
this right here is an imposition.

269
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,562
What was I supposed to do?
He needed a pIace to sleep.

270
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:26,234
You're soft. This world's
gonna chew you up and spit you out.

271
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,569
[BURPS]

272
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,365
When did l have tacos?

273
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,492
Morning, Jimmy.

274
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,286
Oh, there it is. Tacos.

275
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,291
-Man, I tied one on.
-Yeah, you did.

276
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,628
So, uh, Iisten,
it was great to see you again.

277
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,089
And thanks for the apology.

278
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,299
What apoIogy?

279
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,469
For all the crappy stuff you did to me
in high school.

280
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,015
Oh, jeez, you're still harping on that?
What a puss.

281
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,477
-That's my French toast.
-It's good.

282
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,814
You really know your way
around a kitchen, Nancy.

283
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:10,653
I'm not going to say l told you so,
but we could've kiIled him.

284
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,283
I might kill him right now.

285
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,702
The Dark Knight has your back.

286
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:20,496
He's scared, but he has your back.

287
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,749
Hey, Jimmy, it's time for you to go.

288
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,293
-Yeah, let me just finish this.
-No. You're done.

289
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:29,255
-I want you out of my apartment now.
-WeIl said, Boy Wonder.

290
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,051
Or what?

291
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,471
Don't answer. That's a trick question.
I speak from experience.

292
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,809
I'm not afraid of you anymore, Jimmy.

293
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,895
Now, get out.

294
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,147
Uh-oh.

295
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,692
You did it.
You stood up to your bulIy.

296
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,528
Yeah, l feel pretty good about myself.

297
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,491
Do you think we can outrun him?

298
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,869
I don't need to outrun him.
I just need to outrun you.

299
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,001
I don't feeI good about this.

300
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,962
WeIl, then, sit in the car
and keep it running.

301
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,799
You were right. A whole new load.

302
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:18,679
Come on, yoga top.
Momma needs a new yoga top.

303
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,432
Check it out, Bernadette.
Suede boots. Your size.

304
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:26,145
God, they're cute.
Oh, why did they have to be cute?

305
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,815
Wait, wait, wait, guys. Just hang on.

306
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,858
What is it? The fuzz?

307
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,739
Oh, look at us. What are we doing?

308
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,408
I was following you
to a life of crime...

309
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,745
...looking forward
to the day we might be cell mates.

310
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,668
I don't know about Bernadette.

311
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,838
No, this is wrong.

312
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,257
Let's put everything back. Come on.

313
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,800
Here.

314
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,970
[PENNY SIGHS]

315
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:09,272
It's okay, I serve soup to poor people.

316
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,175
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