1 00:00:55,273 --> 00:00:56,372 Sweet! 2 00:00:56,373 --> 00:00:59,373 1x17 - Big Bro Po 3 00:01:00,374 --> 00:01:03,374 720p resync and corrections by f1nc0 -- www.addic7ed.com -- 4 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:21,430 - Dad, are we almost there? - Yes, no thanks to you. 5 00:01:21,432 --> 00:01:25,635 You could give me a hand with this you know, Bian Zao. 6 00:01:25,637 --> 00:01:28,971 - Do i have to? - The oracle said 7 00:01:28,973 --> 00:01:30,873 I shouldn't tell you what you have to do, 8 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:33,075 because self-esteem can't be optimized 9 00:01:33,077 --> 00:01:36,212 without sufficient personal-decision latitude. 10 00:01:36,214 --> 00:01:39,415 However, it would be very nice of you 11 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:42,485 to offer your father some help. 12 00:01:42,487 --> 00:01:46,589 - But i don't have to? - No! 13 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,628 Unbelievable! 14 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:08,044 Dad, some guys are here to see you. 15 00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:09,712 Hey there. 16 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:12,448 Let's do this. 17 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:37,106 Behold! You are no match 18 00:02:37,108 --> 00:02:41,143 for my iron claws of doom! 19 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:53,623 And now, panda-- 20 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:02,598 What? 21 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,901 Bian Zao, i told you to lubricate the claws! 22 00:03:05,903 --> 00:03:08,537 No, you asked me if i would do you a favor 23 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:10,239 and lubricate the claws. 24 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,511 I hate this part. 25 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:23,786 It's Chor Ghom prison for you, Taotie. 26 00:03:23,788 --> 00:03:27,089 That's just great! 27 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:32,595 Now I gotta go down all these stairs? 28 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:33,863 Awesome job, guys. 29 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,599 Looks like I'm going to be early for my nap. 30 00:03:36,601 --> 00:03:39,035 Uh, what about him? 31 00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:43,973 He didn't really do anything. 32 00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:46,008 You can skedaddle, junior. 33 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:49,745 You're free... to go. 34 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:52,815 - Where? - Away. 35 00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:54,650 - Fine. - Fine. 36 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:56,352 - Great. - Great. 37 00:03:56,354 --> 00:03:58,788 - Perfect! - That's what I said! 38 00:03:58,790 --> 00:03:59,889 - I'm going. - Go. 39 00:03:59,891 --> 00:04:01,824 - Gone! - Anywhere you want. 40 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,459 - I'll be gone. - Just go. 41 00:04:03,461 --> 00:04:04,894 - Here i go. - Good. 44 00:04:22,445 --> 00:04:24,213 Hmm? What? 45 00:04:32,321 --> 00:04:34,423 The storm keeping you up too? 46 00:04:34,425 --> 00:04:35,424 Huh? No. 47 00:04:35,426 --> 00:04:37,226 I mean, yes. I mean, ugh! 48 00:04:37,228 --> 00:04:39,395 He's still out there, Taotie's kid. 49 00:04:40,931 --> 00:04:44,834 I see. We're going down there. 50 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:48,904 Sweet! Farewell, squatter. 51 00:04:52,476 --> 00:04:56,045 Free ride's over, Bian Zao. Shifu, let him have it. 52 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:58,781 - Bian Zao. - Whatever. 53 00:04:58,783 --> 00:05:00,716 As the master of the Jade palace... 54 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:01,784 Ha-Ha. 55 00:05:01,786 --> 00:05:04,186 I invite you to come inside. 56 00:05:04,188 --> 00:05:05,621 Bow! You hear that, pal? 57 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:07,790 You gotta-- wha-- come inside? 58 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:10,025 I'm sorry, we're doing what now? 59 00:05:10,027 --> 00:05:11,927 We're bound by tradition, Po. 60 00:05:11,929 --> 00:05:13,763 His father studied with me here. 61 00:05:13,765 --> 00:05:16,665 And while we may not accept Taotie's actions, 62 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,935 we accept his legacy-- Bian Zao. 63 00:05:21,539 --> 00:05:24,774 But he's a bad guy. 64 00:05:24,776 --> 00:05:27,243 Well, bad-ish. 65 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:28,978 We can't just have him walk around the Jade palace 66 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,579 without supervision. 67 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:31,814 Indeed. 68 00:05:31,816 --> 00:05:34,383 That's why you are in charge of him. 69 00:05:34,385 --> 00:05:35,651 - What? - What? 70 00:05:35,653 --> 00:05:38,854 See what you can do. Maybe you can reform him. 71 00:05:38,856 --> 00:05:42,525 I'll try, but he's pretty hopeless. 72 00:05:43,795 --> 00:05:44,994 So at first, i was like, 73 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:48,030 "Me, a babysitter? I'm the Dragon warrior, 74 00:05:48,032 --> 00:05:51,133 not the baby warrior sitter guy." 75 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:52,835 Then i thought, "Bian Zao and I 76 00:05:52,837 --> 00:05:54,603 are probably about the same age." 77 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,406 - So how old are you? - 13. 78 00:05:57,408 --> 00:06:00,476 Okay, so we're a lot... not the same. 79 00:06:00,478 --> 00:06:02,878 Anyway... I say 80 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,114 Let's make a clean start and have some fun. 81 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:08,017 How about you just put me in jail? 82 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,553 First off, I'm gonna call you B.Z., 83 00:06:10,555 --> 00:06:12,087 'Cause it's cool, and you're cool. 84 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:13,622 What do you think, B.Z.? 85 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,091 Lame. 86 00:06:16,093 --> 00:06:17,893 All righty, so there's the hall 87 00:06:17,895 --> 00:06:19,295 with the training equipment your dad built. 88 00:06:19,297 --> 00:06:21,163 Lame. 89 00:06:21,165 --> 00:06:24,300 And this is where we put all your dad's machines 90 00:06:24,302 --> 00:06:25,668 every time we defeat him. 91 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,169 Getting pretty full in here. 92 00:06:27,171 --> 00:06:28,370 Lame. 93 00:06:28,372 --> 00:06:31,006 Showers, latrine, kitchen. 94 00:06:31,008 --> 00:06:33,475 Lame, lame, lame. 95 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,312 Is there anything you don't think is lame? 96 00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:38,514 I don't know. 97 00:06:38,516 --> 00:06:41,417 You know what? We're gonna find something. 98 00:06:41,419 --> 00:06:43,619 And if anyone knows what's un-lame, 99 00:06:43,621 --> 00:06:44,954 it's the Po-man. 100 00:06:44,956 --> 00:06:48,257 Yeah, B.Z. and the Po-man, having fun, right? 101 00:06:48,259 --> 00:06:50,292 Right, B.Z.? The Beezmaster? 102 00:06:50,294 --> 00:06:53,329 Beezy-weezy Po-por-eezi? Ha-Ha. 103 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:55,497 I hate you so much right now. 104 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,600 Behold! 105 00:06:59,035 --> 00:07:01,403 Dolls? 106 00:07:02,706 --> 00:07:07,977 They're action figures! Don't ever call them... dolls! 107 00:07:08,979 --> 00:07:10,580 Let me show you. 108 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:15,417 You're not playing. 109 00:07:16,787 --> 00:07:18,087 More fun when you play. 110 00:07:22,627 --> 00:07:26,128 I'm telling you, dad, he doesn't like anything. 111 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,863 Oh, Po. 112 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,766 You used to hate everything but kung fu. 113 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:34,069 However, there was one thing you showed interest in. 114 00:07:37,942 --> 00:07:41,477 And... voila! 115 00:07:41,479 --> 00:07:43,045 Baking? 116 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:46,916 Like making cookies and cakes and junk? 117 00:07:46,918 --> 00:07:49,218 L-A-M ... 118 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,988 This is pretty good. 119 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:54,256 Darn tooting. 120 00:07:54,258 --> 00:07:56,292 Po and i loved to bake together 121 00:07:56,294 --> 00:07:57,893 when he was a boy. 122 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:02,364 We still do, don't we? Who's a good boy? 123 00:08:02,366 --> 00:08:03,999 Who's a good boy? 124 00:08:06,771 --> 00:08:09,004 Okay, son. Teach him well. 125 00:08:09,006 --> 00:08:11,573 But don't give him the mooncake recipe. 126 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,243 Family secret. 127 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:19,848 So you, like, do stuff with your dad on purpose? 128 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,116 Sure. All the time. 129 00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:25,955 I mean, you only get one dad. 130 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:27,790 Does he make you... go with him 131 00:08:27,792 --> 00:08:31,026 when he tries to conquer the world? 132 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:33,262 Uh, my dad doesn't really conquer stuff. 133 00:08:33,264 --> 00:08:36,098 My dad spends all his time building machines 134 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:40,569 to destroy the Jade palace and, you know... you. 135 00:08:40,571 --> 00:08:43,339 I just wish me and dad could hang out without, 136 00:08:43,341 --> 00:08:47,076 you know, trying to blow something up. 137 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:51,046 Hey. Your dad's got nothing but time to hang out, 138 00:08:51,048 --> 00:08:53,983 now that he's in jail. You should go visit him. 139 00:08:53,985 --> 00:08:56,452 And you could bake him a cake to break the ice! 140 00:08:56,454 --> 00:08:59,755 Yes! Score one for the Po-Man. Up high. 141 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:00,990 Whatever. 142 00:09:06,664 --> 00:09:09,398 - Son? - Yes. 143 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,135 And he baked you a cake. 144 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,738 Okay, i baked it, but i'm gonna teach him how. 145 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:22,411 I'm so glad to see you, son. Uh... 146 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:26,548 - Do you mind? - Oh, right. 147 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:28,784 You probably want some private time together. 148 00:09:28,786 --> 00:09:30,619 You don't want some guy standing here 149 00:09:30,621 --> 00:09:32,755 - While you're trying to-- - Do you mind? 150 00:09:32,757 --> 00:09:34,656 I'll just go now. 151 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,467 So... those buffoons are treating you okay 152 00:09:45,469 --> 00:09:47,036 at the Jade palace? 153 00:09:47,038 --> 00:09:51,340 I guess. That lame panda wants to teach me how to bake. 154 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:53,976 Huh? Baking? You know, i once made 155 00:09:53,978 --> 00:09:56,545 a 30-foot tall mechanical cream puff 156 00:09:56,547 --> 00:10:00,783 that shot flaming custard out of its-- Son? 157 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:03,485 All you ever do is work, talk about work, 158 00:10:03,487 --> 00:10:05,487 work some more, and then figure out 159 00:10:05,489 --> 00:10:07,589 why your work never works. 160 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,691 - It's-- - Lame? 161 00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:16,098 You're right, son. 162 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:20,669 Being a half-crazed megalomaniac takes up a lot of my time. 163 00:10:20,671 --> 00:10:23,839 But if you help me break out of here, 164 00:10:23,841 --> 00:10:27,276 I promise we'll have some decidedly 165 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:31,380 non-diabolical "us" time. 166 00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:39,855 - Promise? - Promise. 167 00:10:39,857 --> 00:10:43,092 Now you bake those cakes with the panda, 168 00:10:43,094 --> 00:10:47,329 then sneak me the pieces of my iron claws of doom, 169 00:10:47,331 --> 00:10:49,298 and i'll bust out of here. 170 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,134 This isn't just some way you can go wreak vengeance 171 00:10:52,136 --> 00:10:54,002 and stuff, is it? 172 00:10:54,004 --> 00:10:59,441 Nope, just you and me, doing regular dad-son stuff. 173 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:00,909 Laugh with me, son. 174 00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:23,432 Hey, there...you. Um, settling in okay? 175 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:26,001 Yes, sir. 176 00:11:31,641 --> 00:11:33,442 So... are you ready to embark 177 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:36,178 on the awesome adventure that is baking? 178 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,680 Whatev-- I mean, 179 00:11:38,682 --> 00:11:42,818 yes, let us embark, for I am excited. 180 00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:45,420 ♪ We're baking, we're baking ♪ 181 00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:46,888 ♪ don't know what we're making ♪ 182 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,090 ♪ look, my butt is shaking ♪ 183 00:11:48,092 --> 00:11:49,891 ♪ while we're baking, baking, baking ♪ 184 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,233 Bian Zao, check this out. 185 00:11:58,235 --> 00:11:59,835 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 186 00:11:59,837 --> 00:12:01,870 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 187 00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:04,973 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 188 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,912 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 189 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,816 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 190 00:12:17,121 --> 00:12:20,355 And... voila! 191 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:21,723 Look at that beauty. 192 00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,792 Now don't feel bad if yours doesn't-- 193 00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,261 Wow, B.Z.! Nice! 194 00:12:26,263 --> 00:12:27,562 I'm proud of you. 195 00:12:27,564 --> 00:12:31,900 - You're what? - Proud. 196 00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:35,470 Never heard that from my dad. 197 00:12:35,472 --> 00:12:36,505 I'm sorry, what? 198 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,608 I'm sorry, wha-- I said, "lame." 199 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,210 ♪ Stoking the fire ♪ 200 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:50,852 - You the panda, Po! - No, sir. You the duck! 201 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,159 - Hi, Po. - Hey, um, Po, 202 00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:59,327 when you walk around town, 203 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,763 people don't throw stuff at you. 204 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:04,766 - Well, why would they? - They throw stuff at my dad. 205 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:06,935 Well, he does, you know, attack people 206 00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:09,070 with giant, evil contraptiony machines 207 00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:13,108 that destroy things, which is something i try to avoid. 208 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:18,914 Yeah. You know, you're not completely lame. 209 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,693 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 210 00:13:31,695 --> 00:13:43,605 ♪ stoking the fire, stoking the fire ♪ 211 00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:45,373 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 212 00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:55,650 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 213 00:14:02,459 --> 00:14:05,994 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 214 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,340 ♪ stoking the fire ♪ 215 00:14:18,342 --> 00:14:20,842 Son, thanks to you, 216 00:14:20,844 --> 00:14:23,378 one more piece, and the iron claws of doom 217 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:28,683 will be more powerful than ever. 218 00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:32,554 I-- I'm proud of you. 219 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:50,605 You're like the little warthog brother I never had. 220 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:52,874 'Cause of you, things are better with me and my dad. 221 00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:56,211 I mean, when he gets out of jail-- 222 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:03,985 Yah! Yah! Yah! 223 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:11,693 You carve, son! 224 00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:14,996 After all, this meal is all 225 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:19,167 because of you. 226 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:23,371 I can't do it. I can't bring this to my dad. 227 00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:25,140 What got up his exhaust vent? 228 00:15:25,142 --> 00:15:27,475 - I don't know. - Po. 229 00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:31,046 What? I wasn't gonna eat... much. 230 00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:33,515 Bian Zao made that for his father. 231 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,750 What if you baked a cake for me? 232 00:15:35,752 --> 00:15:37,719 Would you want someone else to eat it? 233 00:15:40,222 --> 00:15:43,124 Lame. 234 00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:49,331 Son. You're finally-- 235 00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:52,534 - Hey, there. - You? 236 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:56,504 - Bian Zao couldn't make it. - You... brought me a cake? 237 00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:59,207 - Is this awkward? - Not at all! 238 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,944 I have loads of archenemies who bring me baked goods. 239 00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:07,682 At last! Freedom! 240 00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:14,956 Is what eating this cake will be like a little taste of. 241 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:20,295 Yeah, well, enjoy your freedom. Bye. 242 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,368 Thanks for the cake, Dragon warrior. 243 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:29,404 What a shame i'll be using it 244 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,539 to obliterate you! 245 00:16:56,930 --> 00:17:00,835 Um, Po? I got to tell you something. 246 00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:05,840 Hang on. I just walked all the way 247 00:17:05,842 --> 00:17:07,142 to Chor Ghom prison and back. 248 00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:09,010 You what? 249 00:17:09,012 --> 00:17:11,146 Your dad really appreciated that cake. 250 00:17:11,148 --> 00:17:13,081 - He said, uh-- - You took the cake to my dad? 251 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:16,685 Oh, no! Game over, man. 252 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,119 What's the big deal? 253 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,888 That's what i got to tell you. 254 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:22,023 There was something in the cake. 255 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:32,367 Ain't no laws when you got the claws! 256 00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:35,537 And they are lubricated this time, baby! 257 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:39,808 Lubricated! 258 00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:46,481 - Taotie is coming! - What? 259 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,149 We put him in jail. 260 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,484 I know, but i just brought him 261 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,885 the last piece he needed 262 00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:52,821 to rebuild the iron claws of doom! 263 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,990 You brought him the last-- Wait. 264 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:58,994 Where did he get the other ones? 265 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:03,932 I... tricked Po, and smuggled the pieces to my dad. 266 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:06,768 Yeah, you did. And that was-- 267 00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:09,437 Lame. 268 00:18:09,439 --> 00:18:12,340 Big deal. Taotie's never been able to beat us before. 269 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:16,011 He says his iron claws are more powerful than ever. 270 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:20,815 It's possible he'll never make it here. 271 00:18:20,817 --> 00:18:22,350 He's here. 272 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,327 Hello, son. 273 00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:34,996 Glad you could be here to witness the debut 274 00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:37,866 of my new, improved, super-lubricated 275 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:40,101 iron claws of doom. 276 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:43,405 You see? Continually self-lubricating. 277 00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,675 Isn't it awesome? 278 00:18:46,677 --> 00:18:48,677 Dad, you said-- 279 00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:50,845 I know... but when we're done here, 280 00:18:50,847 --> 00:18:52,947 we'll go skip some rocks 281 00:18:52,949 --> 00:18:55,517 and play a sporting activity. 282 00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:56,818 Now duck! 283 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,523 By the way, 284 00:19:01,525 --> 00:19:03,858 thanks to you all for caring for my son. 285 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,361 Now eat chain! 286 00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,048 This is fairly undignified. 287 00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:44,065 No pa-panda. I'll handle this. 288 00:19:47,468 --> 00:19:49,704 Or you can handle it. 289 00:19:49,706 --> 00:19:51,773 Stay here and keep down. 290 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,007 'Cause with any luck there's going to be 291 00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:55,009 machine parts flying everywhere in a second. 292 00:19:55,011 --> 00:19:58,947 - But i want to help. - Help who? 293 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,182 Son! 294 00:20:11,228 --> 00:20:12,894 Damn! Out of chains! 295 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:17,866 Looks like we'll have to fight, mano a... claw-o. 296 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,604 Ah! Man! 297 00:20:22,606 --> 00:20:25,240 What are those iron claws of doom made of? 298 00:20:25,242 --> 00:20:26,808 Iron? 299 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,877 Oh, thought it was just a name. 300 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,612 I mean, I'm the Dragon warrior, 301 00:20:30,614 --> 00:20:32,280 but I'm not made of dragon. 302 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,819 Come on! Is that all you got? 303 00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,821 Not quite. 304 00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,408 Po! 305 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,148 Dad! 306 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:10,084 Po! 307 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:21,329 It would seem we're evenly matched. 308 00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:24,933 Need something to shift the balance. 309 00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,068 Yeah. 310 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,372 Help me. I'm your father! 311 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,874 Help me. I'm your buddy! 312 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:36,244 - I gave you life! - I gave you a cool nickname! 313 00:21:36,246 --> 00:21:37,445 I'll raise your allowance! 314 00:21:37,447 --> 00:21:40,281 I'll give you the mooncake recipe! 315 00:21:40,283 --> 00:21:43,117 Oh, man! Moral dilemma. 316 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,754 Lame! 317 00:21:46,756 --> 00:21:49,290 Way to go! You scared him off! 318 00:21:49,292 --> 00:21:50,491 Me? You're the one 319 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:51,860 who was all, "I gave you life!" 320 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,863 That's just creepy. 321 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,635 - Son! - B.Z.? 322 00:22:00,637 --> 00:22:02,637 Yes! Air attack! 323 00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:05,206 - Dad, grab on! - What? 324 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,147 You are the greatest son in the world! 325 00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:17,051 And you are the greatest dad in... the family. 326 00:22:17,053 --> 00:22:21,656 Okay. Now swoop down by his melon head, so i can-- 327 00:22:21,658 --> 00:22:22,724 Oops! 328 00:22:22,726 --> 00:22:26,527 I accidentally knocked something loose, on accident. 329 00:22:26,529 --> 00:22:28,897 What the-- Not the lubrication hose! 330 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:36,604 - Oh, and i was winning too! - Sorry. 331 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:40,208 Thanks, buddy. 332 00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:43,711 - They're getting away. - They'll be back. 333 00:22:43,713 --> 00:22:45,213 But we did some good here today. 334 00:22:45,215 --> 00:22:47,415 We brought a family closer together. 335 00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:48,950 You're too high! 336 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,252 - Whatever, dad. - Lower! Lower! 337 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,861 Uh, sort of. 338 00:22:54,862 --> 00:22:57,484 720p resync and corrections by f1nc0 -- www.addic7ed.com --